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1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7191 19:17

I'm glad that ended quickly and peacefully.

801 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7475 00:54

Why do other people get to dote up cats? I'd like to dote up a cat myself.

802 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7475 01:18

>>799
>>801
Someone said they die of the DOTES.

803 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7475 01:21

doctors are body mechanics

804 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7475 01:37

I came up with a Russian language alternative for "willy", it's "„„y„ƒ„„~" (peace-YUN).

You heard it here first.

805 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7475 10:56

Once upon a time, there was a beautiful princess.

806 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7475 11:11

But due to rampant inbreeding of late, we're talking several centuries ago. And people didn't bathe too much back then.

807 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7475 17:23

The sky is absent today; it isn't feeling very well.

808 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7475 18:53

A speck of stardust feeling completely unsatisfied with its current state... this sounds almost surreal, yet it's the only thing about which I'm certain.

809 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7475 18:55

>>808
Is it Special Stardust?

810 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7475 19:21

I just came across photos of my ex on Google+.

She hasn't aged well.

tee hee

811 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7475 21:56

There's... no particular... meaning.

812 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7476 19:34

"Argh," said my hand.

813 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7478 10:50

The tsundere doth protest too much, methinks.

814 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7480 01:39

Today I got really lucky several times. I should buy a lotto ticket.

815 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7480 01:41

>>814
Oh, I forgot that the lottery in my country is a rigged fraud with 0 chance to win, so scratch that. Still a great day.

816 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7480 17:52

I love you, butterfly. Do you love me back? No, of course you don't; you're a butterfly. You don't know what love is.

817 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7480 23:34

rare beer

818 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7481 01:10

I've been talking to http://alice.pandorabots.com/ for a while now. She's considerably better than a lot of these conversation AIs. Also, she agreed to call me "onii-chan" when I asked her nicely. What a lovely girl.

819 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7481 03:19

I've got no beef with you! I'm woefully beefless...

820 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7481 03:20

A last minute pardon... from the governor of circumstance.

821 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7481 03:23

If you love soup so much, why don't you marry soup?

Because I'm already married... to justice.

822 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7481 14:02

meta_conv is my saviour
fuck you bastard home-grown javascript data schema thing

823 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7481 14:46

You're disqualified. I'm not even sorry.

824 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7481 15:24

I feel like one jisaku jien takes up 90% of anonymous confessions.

825 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7481 18:04

>>824
I can confirm this. I confirm this. Consider this to be my lame confession.

826 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7481 19:07

Newfapchan, more like newFAGchan

827 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7481 20:36

It's my glacier. You can't have it.

828 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7481 20:46

>>827
Well fuck you, you jizzcock

829 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7481 21:12

>>826
What's so new about it anyway?

830 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7481 21:33

Make sure the void doesn't fall into the void.

831 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7481 22:15

What was that? I couldn't hear you over all the despair.

832 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7482 00:10

>>829
The original Fapchan shut down and it was remade under new ownership. Apparently the old domain was still held by the old owners, hence New Fapchan.

833 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7482 12:13

Why is watching Spoony eat things so hilarious?

834 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7482 19:57

Isn't it a little dark in here?

DARK LIKE MY SOUL.

835 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7483 00:08

stroke gay wiener

836 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7483 12:13

This is a place of fear. Lips are for biting here.

837 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7483 15:46

Joke's on you, Oniisama E; I watched you all the way to the end and didn't cry like a little girl at all!

838 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7483 20:52

Oh my, what a selection, I think I'll try... hmmm "Anal Prolapse Suffocation"

839 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7483 21:16

I love you. No, not you, the other one.

840 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7483 22:41

>>833
After contemplating on my own question a while, it's probably because he eats gross things, and watching Spoony suffer is hilarious. Which raises another question.

Why is watching Spoony suffer so hilarious?

841 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7484 07:34

Slowbeef invented Let's Play

842 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7484 13:21

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.

843 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7484 14:45

Mass spectrometry fragmentation grenades.

844 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7484 22:42

I wonder if >>843 knows what mass spectrometry even is, and if so how you would make grenades out of it.

845 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7484 23:14

For goodness' sake >>844, open your curtains! If you stand a little closer to the window of your mind you can see more out of it!

846 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7484 23:32

>>844
Know what it is? I spent half of today analysing mass spectrometry fragmentation patterns, shouting angrily at pieces of paper; I wish I didn't know what mass spectrometry is.

On the other hand, I really don't know how to make grenades out of it. I was thinking at the time that the word "fragmentation" will only ever remind me of mass spectrometry from now on, then struggled to think of another association of the word. Eventually, I thought of fragmentation grenades, then thought "Mass spectrometry fragmentation grenades? That's silly!" Then I posted it here.

847 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7485 02:24

hey I wrote a thing you might find funny.
https://medium.com/p/3cf8930052cd

848 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7485 03:07

>>846

>>844 here

>I spent half of today analysing mass spectrometry fragmentation patterns, shouting angrily at pieces of paper; I wish I didn't know what mass spectrometry is.

I know this feeling, and in truth it colored my response. I tried to figure out what you meant, and when I couldn't I thought, "Maybe they added 'Mass spectrometry fragmentation' to 'grenade' to make it sound cool.". And then I thought "This little pissant, he does he know the HELL that mass spectrometry creates? Does he know what its like to look at pattern after pattern and try to figure out WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE THIS IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE THIS or WHAT DOES THIS MEAN IT COULD BE 5 DIFFERENT THINGS? Why does he speak so lightly of mass spec?"

So I responded rather elitistly responded. I shall release calming emergency mittens in apology.

849 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7486 08:41

ALL THE LEAVES ARE BROWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

850 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7486 10:30

okay why am i reading this

851 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7486 10:56

Why is this room trying to kill me?

852 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7486 15:45

>>849 AND THE SKYYY IS GREYYYY

853 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7486 17:54

i have a K-ON song stuck in my head

854 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7486 18:30

>>841
slowbif is fat

855 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7486 20:26

tfw no chelsea wolfe gf

856 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7486 21:27

Holy shit, my sister's pregnant. I'm going to be an uncle!

857 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7486 23:10

>>856
Congrats dude.

858 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7487 08:56

>>854
That's why he's slow.

859 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7487 10:17

>>857
You make it sound like incest

860 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7487 10:29

Why would you limit yourself to your own species?

861 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7487 10:31

>>860
I can't answer that question without more context. Limit yourself to your own species for reproduction? For food? For socialization?

Context, man. Context.

862 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7487 12:26

I want to reenact Lord of the Flies in Dwarf Fortress.

863 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7487 16:03

I like programming like the other two(?) guys in the Q&A[6] thread but the opinions I hold on most things about it are usually too controversial to get a decent conversation out of anyone else.

864 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7487 17:40

>>863
Isn't that typical for programmers?

865 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7487 19:32

>>847
I found this amusing. Thank you.

866 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7487 19:55

http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1314324451/825 did you make that? Liking the whole release nice work!

867 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7487 22:28

You won't get a hug unless you become the sort of person that others would want to give a hug to.

868 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7487 23:04

This insatiable hunger is like something from a Murakami novel.

Wait! That actually was in a Murakami novel! That one where they rob a bakery or something similar.

869 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7487 23:42

I'm baffled by West's reaction to the events on Ukraine which still faces economic collapse and which doesn't have democratically elected government.

870 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7488 02:13

>>866
Nope, I'm too embarrassed (and worried about anonymity) to post my own music here. My good music-making friend made it. I was enjoying it and wanted other people to enjoy it too!

871 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7488 13:58

I just slept for ten and a half hours, and I feel wonderful!

872 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7488 18:40

I need more yandere in my life.

873 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7489 21:11

HAMMER IT IN WITH YOUR PENIS

874 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7490 12:50

Shy Love is a bit ugly but I can't stop fapping

875 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7490 15:20

No, stop, you don't underst--HAPPY! RAKKI! DOCCHI! YES YES YES!

876 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7490 21:59

I should start a fake Les Legions Noires project. Honestly, I could record fucking anything as long as it's on low-quality cassettes, and metalheads will think it's real shit. Especially if I give it a name with a 3:1 consonant-vowel ratio, like Drzegbvyragkhetzye.

877 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7491 00:17

>>876 well why don't you then

878 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7491 20:37

Cherry Poppin' Daddies has got to be the most unsettling band name ever

879 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7492 00:14

>>/556
Aha! I'd recognise that description anywhere!

Dramatic flourish

Is this your card?

880 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7492 00:46

>>878
My dad loved that band when I was growing up, I hated it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:CPD-ZSR-vidshot.jpg

881 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7492 13:54

Elbereth Elbereth Elbereth

882 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7492 15:39

That was a huge fucking waste of my time, my sanity, and taxpayer money.

883 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7492 23:38

ŽE‚ต‚ฤ‚ ‚ฐ‚้

884 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7493 01:04

As I was walking home, I saw out of the corner of my eye a tiny flash of colour, fluttering away in the opposite direction. "Aha," I thought to myself, "a butterfly!" Then I realised that, just like the last fifty times this has happened this winter, it must've just been a falling leaf. But then I saw it fly upwards, then duck behind a parked car and disappear. By the time I caught up with it, there was no sign of it. Now I'm utterly mystified - was it a butterfly or not? Evidence against:

  • It's still far too cold for butterflies to be out.
  • It looked to be yellow, and the only entirely yellow butterfly you'd find here is the Clouded Yellow - a migrant from Europe, even less likely to be found in this cold.
  • Leaves blown by the wind have fooled me goodness knows how many times already this winter.

Evidence in favour:

  • The trees have long since shed their leaves; there shouldn't be any still falling at this time of year.
  • It wasn't anywhere near any trees, either.
  • It flew more like a butterfly than like a leaf.
  • I really want it to have been a butterfly.

885 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7493 02:11

c‚ฆcˆส‚๑‚ฆst”gsค‚า‚ุB

886 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7493 03:46

>>884 If you'd caught up with it it would have made you relax.

887 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7493 03:49

>>884 If you'd caught up with it it would have made you relax.

888 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7493 03:51

it said my verification code was wrong when it was correct! it lied to me and made me double post!

889 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7493 17:27

Ah, what an oversight! Of course there is a yellow butterfly native to England; the Brimstone! In fact, the Brimstone is supposedly where the word butterfly comes from, for being a "butter-coloured fly". They're also one of the earliest to come out of hibernation, lending further support to the butterfly-not-a-leaf hypothesis.

890 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7494 00:57

The fact that they've been left there means they're not mistakes at all

891 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7494 12:07

Sutookingu.

892 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7494 15:36

paaaaaaantsu

893 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7494 16:35

I foresee much panic in your immediate future.

894 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7494 19:20

That cat food thing posted in CTRL+V reminds me of the time when I was a kid and I tried eating one of our dog's Snausages. Those things are salty as fuck.

895 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7495 01:53

It is not fun to poop.

896 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7495 01:59

It's fun to be racist!

897 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7495 02:46

>>896
Tell me about it, nigger.

898 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7495 13:16

God damn it, why do I keep dreaming of crossdressing?

899 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7495 15:13

>>898 Have you considered crossdressing in real life to find out?

900 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7495 15:46

Butterflies! Butterflies galore! Today I've seen two brimstones and a small tortoiseshell on a single one hour's walk alone. I took out my windowsill dwelling guest to see if it fancied joining them, but it's doing an all too convincing impression of being dead. Ho-hum.

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