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1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7191 19:17

I'm glad that ended quickly and peacefully.

701 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7456 23:00

Yes! Flee from my evil tea pee! Even your cozy teepee is no safe haven!

702 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7457 00:52

DQN never fails to disappoint.

703 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7457 07:38

I just farted and it smells like an actual gas leak, an unlit hob

704 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7457 16:33

Lick the spoon!

705 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7457 17:27

mitten plan

706 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7457 18:46

That's it. I'm calling it. I'm a non-government organisation.

707 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7457 19:17

Ogive

708 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7457 20:01

I just can't face it any more.

709 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7457 21:40

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ein57OSrqoA

710 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7457 22:26

Have I really caused you such pain?

711 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7458 13:17

Ah, sh-she got me... right in the otomegokoro...

712 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7458 21:22

Oh god I have to poop

713 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7459 15:18

However much I may covet these little offerings, I know that you need them more than I, my love.

714 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7459 23:03

Das schmeckte mir so gut

715 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7460 17:36

I don't want to alarm anyone, but I think tanasinn.info has been hacked!

716 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7460 19:31

>>715
At least the hacker was also nice enough to add relevant information to the Emergency Mittens (novel) page. I guess this makes him a gray hat.

717 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7463 23:47

I strike the earth and the earth bleeds.

718 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7464 00:39

Rargh, I can't even pwn people no more. I'm tired...

719 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7464 18:26

My brains are 80% porn, 15% sex and there is just not enough % left for my daily tasks!!

720 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7464 19:48

Give yourself to disease.

721 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7464 20:10

>>719
What's the other 5%? Bees?

722 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7464 20:16

>>721
anime

723 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7464 20:17

>>721
The other 5% is a cultivated appreciation for Sam Elliott's mustache.

724 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7464 21:54

That's an awful lot of bunnies. Too many, one might say.

725 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7465 02:40

pingas

726 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7465 10:56

It's cold. Just like your heart.

727 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7465 18:23

「なにもいらない」, she said.

728 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7465 18:57

Skim milk is shit

729 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7465 19:33

Skim is from the top. I come from the cream of the crop.

730 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7465 20:30

It's more fun when you go as fast as you can.

731 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7466 03:23

Bogs' head and neck look like an inverted hairy cock and balls

732 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7466 05:01

>>731
True true

733 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7466 10:53

Kiss me on my face! Kiss me anywhere you want. If you want, of course. But I suppose that you don't. Well, whenever you feel like it...

734 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7466 10:58

http://i.imgur.com/XSRkJIw.png
So, what happens when a couple of these tentacles get stuck to a surface? Do the planet tear itself apart?

735 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7466 11:20

This little butterfly on my windowsill is my best friend. It'll never betray me.

736 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7466 13:04

>>733 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwEePFD2J2M

737 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7466 15:41

Last week I was on night shift and I was pretty tired, and as I was making my tea I thought hmmm I need something to wake me up, but I hate coffee! So I tried a bit of coffee in my tea and it was actually really nice so now i have it all the time. I decided to read up on it a bit and found that it is popular in Hong Kong, where it is called Yuangyang, named after mandarin ducks which are a symbol of conjugal love in China. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yuanyang_(drink)

I only started drinking it to wake me up, but now I feel like my spirit is all aglow with love when I drink it!

738 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7466 18:20

commiesubs are assholes

739 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7467 01:37

Swedes are very nice and smart people who might rape and pillage you at any time.

740 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7467 05:04

These actually taste like PEACH

741 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7467 10:48

What's my sport? Figure scating. Just kidding, I like watersports, 50m freestyle swimming in particular.

742 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7467 12:50

I had a dream in which I was in bed with two girls. In the literal sense. I was just sharing a bed with two cute girls; I didn't give a shit. Then I went and wrote a lab report about pendulums and bananas.

743 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7467 14:13

Sayonara, Zetsubou Sensei suits my current mental state to a slightly concerning degree.

744 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7467 21:25

"Chisel Tits?" What the fuck, Brain?

Seriously? "Chisel Tits."

745 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7467 22:24

Who's the ablative here?

746 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7467 23:02

That was a strange dream.
We were at war in Middle Earth, raiding a fortress on a hill.
Me and my buddy were talking over the microphones to watch each other's back as we fought the orcs.
Then, I went into the fortress were everyone was doing meth and there was this really hot chick.
In the next room I found a young black guy and asked him to help me double team the chick and he reluctantly agreed.
She was cool with it, but I was lowering her panties I woke up .

747 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7468 08:42

Take whatever you want, just please leave me my little comforts.

748 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7468 16:53

>>746 There are no black people in middle earth. Your dream was clearly a fake.

749 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7468 17:43

Symptoms include nausea, fever, misanthropy, botanical kleptomania...

750 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7468 21:52

>>748
I was going to snark about Haradrim in reply, but decided to do my research first and apparently they're meant to be more like Arabs. Huh.

751 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7469 00:47

Only mantis shrimps can fully appreciate the beauty of the starlit sky.

752 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7469 01:13

>>750
I learned about Haradrim from your report of not snarking so consider it successful either way.

753 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7469 15:36

You are far, far too late.

754 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7469 16:06

haji koojah something something something something YEOJA
gah pee ah something something something something something NYOJA

755 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7469 19:24

I wish I was a penis expert

756 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7469 19:41

I sense someone trying to force a meme.

757 Name: MEME APPRENTICE : 1993-09-7469 20:15

I wish I was a meme expert.

758 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7469 20:52

I need to shampoo my beard again.

759 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7469 21:57

No, you should subtract hominem.

760 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7470 15:35

Well, it's the right colour for a compound fracture.

761 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7470 16:04

Angelic Layer

762 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7470 16:18

>>761 I'd angelic lay 'er if you know what i mean.

763 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7470 16:42

>>762

No, I have no idea what you mean. Please elaborate.

764 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7470 16:43

I recieved my salary two days earlier than I anticipated!
No cat food tonight, I'm having a real meal!

765 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7470 17:07

>>764
I do not at all miss living paycheck to paycheck. I hope you can pull out of it.

766 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7470 20:27

I was slain... by a bridge?

Twice‽

767 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7470 20:32

You should have used your spell.

768 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7470 23:18

What a lovely cat.

769 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7471 00:07

must restrain urge to kill

770 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7471 01:02

>>763
Put a dick in 'er.

>>765
Please give some tips on how to secure financial stability.

>>766
What are you playing?.. BF4?

771 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7471 03:47

I wonder what /b/'s first copypasta was.

772 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7471 08:07

>>770
For me it was twofold: forcing myself to work more and better-quality hours (which led not only to larger paychecks but also raises, YMMV obviously) and being more judicious with my spending. I used to spend basically all of my after-bills income on things I wanted but didn't really need. At a certain point, after a series of events (some but not all of which were my own dumb fault), I found myself a few thousand dollars in debt and it made me reevaluate my habits. I eventually climbed out of it and decided to try to keep my new habits. Right now I have enough to cover about a month's worth of expenses in checking and roughly double that in savings. It's not that much, really, but it's still very comforting and I feel a lot more in control of my life than I did before.

If you're straight-up not making enough money to save for a rainy day fund, I'm afraid I can't really offer a lot of help there. But if you are making enough money, the math is pretty simple. Spend less than you make. Make more than you spend. Choose one of those (I chose the latter), and repeat it to yourself any time you're about to make a purchasing or work-related decision. Figure out exactly how much you pay for bills each month, and try to spend as little above that as possible and make as much above that as possible. Do make sure you have enough food, and that it's good food (i.e. not mac&cheese and ramen, get fresh fruits and veggies...plus beans, rice, lentils, and potatoes are all cheap and reasonably good; cooking your own meals can save you tons over eating out). Set a maximum spending limit, and put everything past that in a separate less-accessible place. It doesn't matter whether that means a savings account at the bank or an old crinkled envelope in the back of your bookshelf, the point is putting it where you don't feel like you can just spend it if you feel like it. And it's important to do this right when you cash your paycheck before you start spending it, to avoid temptation. You still have the money, but try to live without it if you can.

Once you're in the black, save up for specific, larger things like a computer or a car or that one figurine you've always wanted or whatever (why not make a list of things to save up for and plan things out ahead of time so you can remind yourself why you're saving), but never "reward" yourself by draining your savings account. I recommend waiting until you have at least twice as much saved up as you plan to spend. It's hard, and let me tell you it hurts sometimes and it feels like it'll take literally forever to get anywhere that matters, but if you can force yourself to hold to your budget, you'll be so much better off.

773 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7471 12:27

>>770
Boyfriend four? What's that?

I was playing Dwarf Fortress's adventure mode! I tried to swim under a bridge and drowned! Twice!

774 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7471 15:32

>>773
Yes, it's an up to 64 players team-based multiplayer first person dating sim with vehicles and such. Surprisingly, you could be slain by sidewalks, ladders and stairwells in this game as well.

775 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7471 18:50

All you whiners can eat my PENIS.

776 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7471 18:56

>>775 Tell me more.

777 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7471 20:34

Ever since I read that Cirno doujin I kinda started to like pee.

778 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7471 22:24

I, too, have started to like pee, ever since >>777 read that Cirno doujin.

779 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7471 22:35

I'm typing this with a wired keyboard and a wireless keyboard at the same time!

Hmmm you can't hold shift on one and the key on the other...

780 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7471 22:42

>>779
SCIENCE!

781 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7471 23:42

That's it, we're done. Go stick needles in your eyes.

782 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7472 00:34

haha wanking with dismay

783 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7472 04:52

got nothing but downvotes on my yoshinoya rant parody on a certain ero-manga website. they just aren't elitist enough to understand

784 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7472 09:24

Today is the final day, my little music box.

785 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7472 11:08

"Where are you now?" doesn't quite carry the same note of desperation in English.

786 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7472 12:15

>>777
Why can't LWB hurry up with Golden Tube's works that have been out for months now?

787 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7472 14:40

>>783 Rise above the thought that other people giving you a score validates what you want to say on the www

788 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7472 15:47

Does it matter now?

789 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7472 16:28

watashi ga motenai u something something something ga something warui

790 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7472 17:52

What if there was a porn where everyone called out their super move before using it, and one guy had thrust vectoring.

791 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7472 18:59

Under what conditions might it be possible to model spaghetti as a fluid?

792 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7472 23:02

>>791
When it comes out of your pockets, of course.

793 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7473 00:04

I'm going for a walk. I may be some time.

794 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7473 02:04

I feel sorry for all the girls not on my dick tonight.

795 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7473 08:41

http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1164035891/144
I am therefore I am.

796 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7473 12:15

Abandon all hope.

797 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7473 16:12

Cause of death: clouds.

798 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7473 16:30

Cause of death: PENIS

799 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7473 18:22

I'd dote up a cat, all right.

800 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7474 23:13

I'd like to clarify my earlier comments about my ongoing alien abduction experiences. Firstly, to use the term "abduction" is unfair. Unfortunately, the aliens that seek my company have no way to get in touch with me and must resort to what you might call "abduction." Though we have attempted to seek a better way to communicate, their appendages are not suitable for use with human cell phones. I am presently modifying a flute, which I think will emulate their control mechanisms and make an adequate keypad for them. As you know from the past posts, I left a lawn chair on board their ship since their relaxation tubes are not humanoid-compatible. Unfortunately this last visit, I found it missing and was informed that it now in their version of a museum. From the picture they showed me, it appears that the representation of a human being they placed on it is not at all accurate. The strange sculpture is bright pink, has huge tusks, is covered entirely in thick hair and is wearing what I'd best describe as flannel armor. I'm thinking of getting a proper mannequin for them, but I'm not sure how I go about buying one without sounding like some sort of freak.

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