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　　　　 　　/（●）（●） 　　Well >>383, it's quite simple!
　　　　 　　|　ﾄｪｪｪｲ/　　　It all depends on your delivery.
　　　　 　　| /｀ﾆﾆ´　　　　Spread peanut butter on your chest to cover her name.
　　　　 　 //　| |　 　　　　 Get a small dog an easily rippable shirt (or pre-rip it beforehand.)
　　　　 　Ｕ　 .Ｕ　 　Next time you see her, rip open your shirt and shout "DINNER TIME, BUNBUN" and hold up the dog to your chest.
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　Let it lick off the peanut butter.
　_,,..-―'"⌒"~￣"~⌒ﾞﾞ"★　　　　　　　　Make out with the dog and throw it like a football at the wall.
ﾞ~,,,....-=-‐√"ﾞﾞＴ"~￣Y"ﾞ=ﾐ 　　　　　　　　Grab the girl's head and hold it up to your chest and whisper into her ear,
Ｔ　　|　　 l,＿,,/＼　,,/l　　|　　　　　　　　　"can you smell my love for you?"
,.-r '"l＼,,j　　/　 |/　 L,,,/　　　　　　　Then she definitely won't freak out.
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