[Contentless]ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought.[Brains] [Thinking] [Personal] [#13] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7191 19:17

I'm glad that ended quickly and peacefully.

530 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7432 00:05

The starter is lotus. The main course is lotus. The dessert is a long, slow death.

531 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7432 07:32

Humans are no more or less conscious than a personal computer.

532 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7432 07:36

>>525
Was it the gay magic?

533 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7432 21:41

My electric children are not spinning!

534 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7432 23:16

>>527
bps is cool

535 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7432 23:25

>>534
You're BPS!
I've been meaning to ask you, do you wear poop as a hat too?

536 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7433 00:24

So I'll just put this in my ears and - dammit! Not again!

537 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7433 01:06

>>535
yes

538 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7433 01:44

Someone changed two words on the change one word game thread, and as Sonic sez: THAT'S NO GOOD!

539 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7433 02:19

>>538
It's like the game of Cheat: you have to catch them in the act and ignore their move, or else they get away with it.

540 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7433 03:57

http://xkcd.com/1305/
this comic makes me think of DQN

541 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7433 06:00

I want to program right now but I also don't but I do but I know if I try I wont do anything productive but I want to do something productive I want to program something cool for once I'm jealous of all of the cool productive projects everyone else is working on I'm never going to get hired working freelance would be impossible who would hire me all I can write are virii fuck I'm so screwed

542 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7433 18:00

涙が止まりません！

．．．けどね、始まりませんも。

543 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7434 03:16

Damn it, I can't stop listening to this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2aIg6rv_Dg

544 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7434 04:47

>>535
IM NOT BPS I JUST KNOW BPS

545 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7434 10:17

Show me the secret web.

546 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7434 10:33

>>544
I only know BPS as "bits per second".

547 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7434 11:12

I'm not convinced that BPS exists.

548 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7434 17:01

This is my current thought. It is blue.

549 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7434 18:48

who is BPS?

550 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7434 20:08

>>544
Do you know if he wears poop as a hat like Squeeks did?

551 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7434 22:39

http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1341413503/266
Wow, what the hell is that! We got a mod in our midst.

552 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7434 23:25

And the young man crossdressed happily ever after.

553 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7435 00:44

Is bps pronounced "beeps"?

554 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7435 00:58

>>553
Beepy $

555 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7435 01:17

>>554
Beepy arse?

556 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7435 01:18

I think I've created the perfect girl. She's young, lively, beautiful, has a healthy respect for nature, and is a bitter misanthropist, sociopath and mass murderer.

557 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7435 01:23

>>556
But is she smart and well-read?

558 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7435 01:26

>>556
Well aren't you oh so quirky.

559 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7435 02:25

>>553
enough.
there is no bps.
dont speak about bps

560 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7435 13:39

>>556 Except for the mass murderer part I was engaged to a girl like that once. She was delicious jailbait when I first met her too

561 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7435 14:37

>>560
How certain are you that she wasn't a mass murderer?

562 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7435 14:47

>>561 because she never left my sight until she found a new sugar daddy

563 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7435 17:59

The stomach of darkness.

564 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7436 02:47

A month ago I wouldn't have thought I'd be spending so much time watching a YouTube show where a vulgar teddy bear reviews snacks, movies, and Sega Genesis games.

565 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7436 08:35

My new year's resolution last year was to stop picking on !Espeon and I kept it, but he didn't post as much this year. Espeon I hope you just laughed it off as some anonymous jerk on the internet but if my mean words ever upset you even a little bit I am truly sorry

566 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7436 16:12

Guess who's having trouble breathing again!

567 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7436 18:01

I'm tempted to buy a copy of VVVVVV just because of the music.

568 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7436 22:00

The symbolism is there if you look hard enough.

569 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7437 06:14

>>567
I think it's worth it

570 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7437 11:12

>>565
It's very nice of you, >>565!

Don't worry. Even if I was annoyed a few times, the only thing that can really upset me on-line is Battlefield's netcode.

571 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7437 22:36

i'm in the building more gold than rumplestilskin

572 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7437 22:56

I resolve to pick on espeon more

573 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7437 23:01

grow a penis

574 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7437 23:34

Yes, grow a penis, >>572! Stick it to your forehead.

575 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7438 00:52

oh man i'm gonna die

576 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7438 01:01

fuck i gotta move again.

577 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7438 08:31

Butter vibro-knife

578 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7438 11:30

fuck off, mum, stop telling me what to do, mum, im not ur slave, mum, I HATE U MU M I HAT EU, U DID ENOUGH TO RUIN MY LIFE, MUM, stop telling me what to do, mum, ive had enough of this shit, just stop, imb not listening

579 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7438 16:45

>>578
Are my brother?

580 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7438 22:11

The cotton! Use the cotton! You know what I need, my love.

581 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7438 22:15

THE WORLD IS A MACHINE
A MACHINE FOR LAB REPORTS
FIT ONLY FOR THE WRITING OF LAB REPORTS

582 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7439 00:55

ooh, you touch my tra-la-la

583 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7439 09:26

>>579
No, I'm out of my mind.

584 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7439 15:25

I'll never feel as cultured as you all.

585 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7439 17:27

i really want to know what is going on in the elvis asuka thread.

586 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7439 17:58

>>584 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGudnwTN_to

587 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7439 18:02

>>581
Too bad it's not very efficient at it, eh?

588 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7439 19:44

Rooted in the fetid soil of this blighted land, here shall I build my mountain of monsters.

589 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7439 21:34

The World's Most Elaborate Echo Server

590 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7439 21:55

Repeat after me: reality is just a poor imitation of fantasy.

591 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7440 11:26

This is the story of Robert the vegan shark. It's a very short story because he's dead now.

592 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7440 12:40

I bet you weren't expecting another butterfly update, were you? Well, you've got one.

I am now reasonably certain that it is, in fact, still alive. Twice now, I have gently lain it out flat, displaying its lovely colourful wings, and, twice now, the next time I have seen it it has turned itself over to lie on its back. There's no breeze in my room, nobody else even has access to it, and it wasn't in the sort of position in which it could simply fall onto its back. The only conclusion I can come to is that it is indeed still alive.

In other news, it has now been moved more than halfway across the country - almost 500 miles - making it an extremely well travelled butterfly. I imagine it'll be very confused as to where it is when it wakes up in Spring.

593 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7440 15:34

>>589
Echonet scrutiny.

594 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7440 17:44

AGDQ this year was pretty great. The hype is still coursing through my veins.

595 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7440 18:29

Can't stop listening to denpa.
Brain melting.
Send help.

596 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7441 05:02

>>595 dont stop, feel

597 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7441 20:11

This is too cute to fap to.

598 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7441 20:28

Why did I leave all the olives at home...

599 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7441 21:56

I just finished GTA V, and spotted three of my friends in the end credits and cheered! If I'd kept my motivation that could've been me there...

600 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7441 22:24

It's past my bedtime.

601 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7441 22:38

Anustralia.

Anyone make that joke yet? I just thought of it.

602 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7442 02:11

I CAN MAKE SPAGHETTI (´･ω･`)

603 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7442 07:08

What if a real, actual Japanese person replied to me on-line and I didn't notice it or didn't learn his origin?

604 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7442 07:09

>>601
Hah, that's a new one! I'm still fixated on Uranus.

605 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7442 17:01

Good god, how can I fail this hard at something as simple as feeding myself?

606 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7442 17:36

>>602 Yay!!!

607 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7442 19:23

Miko miko nurse! Miko miko nurse!

608 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7442 19:57

I really really want a milkshake right now.

609 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7442 21:45

I want to play games! Fuck everything, I just wanna play. I want to lie on a coach like a big turd and just play video games!

610 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7442 23:15

>>608 I drink your... MILKSHAKE!

611 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7442 23:46

Alas, the back of my hand is wrong. It should be "moo moo mo moo moo"

612 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7443 10:36

I just woke up from a dream and I have to write this down somewhere. I was walking across a grassy field in the mist, and I fell over. As I was getting up, I saw a young girl coming towards me. She seemed to float or drift through the mist, rather than walking. She was dressed entirely in grey, and even had grey hair, eyes, skin and everything. She stood over me, expressionless, and began to kill me. I don't know how exactly. Blood began to pour out of my nose and down my face, and all I could do was stare at the frills on her dress, which were covered in incredibly ornate floral patterns that shifted and changed before my eyes, with little flowers budding, blooming and withering away in a matter of seconds.

The next thing I knew she was gone, and I just got up and walked away as though nothing had happened.

613 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7443 16:37

>>612 pretty cool

614 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7443 16:49

I've been watching Watamote and really enjoying it, last night before bed I watched the episode where she reads that sleeping on your front increases your chances of having erotic dreams. So I tried it and it totally worked, I had a wild foursome with three girls I went to school with. I remember thinking how am I supposed to please them all at once?

But, before I went to sleep I asked my guardian angel to give me advice because I feel like I'm in purgatory, and she has came to me a few times in my dreams to offer good advice in troubled times. Was this a sign saying I should go out and meet new girls instead of waiting around on the unlikely chance my love will come back to me? She wasn't in the dream herself so I can't be sure. Like asking god for a sign, and something that might be a sign appears, but god itself isn't actually there in person so you ignore it maybe

615 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7443 21:37

I bet I'm not the only dokyun with a beard.

616 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7443 21:51

You'd win that bet.

617 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7444 08:02

I am losing my mind.

618 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7444 14:44

"Hey, this place doesn't seem so bad!" I thought to myself. Then it started raining blood.

619 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7444 16:02

I am winning my mind back.

620 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7444 16:55

That's it. I've had enough. I'm moving to Patagonia.

621 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7445 00:45

"Puff-O!" I will proclaim whilst slamming myself into a door and waking everybody up.

622 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7445 04:59

I've been in bed all day. All I've ingested is mucinex and a croissant. Please kill me.

623 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7445 11:26

Cold Hans, they'd call me. Because I have cold hands.

624 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7445 15:32

It... it can't just be mushrooms! What does it mean‽

625 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7445 15:43

Bassline!

Now put a donk on it.

Electro!

Now put a donk on it.

Techno!

Now put a donk on it.

Donk, d-donk donk donk donk.

626 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7445 16:17

Put a banging DONK on it!

627 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7445 16:33

I don't think you really understand rabbits.

628 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7445 18:04

>>626 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gjc5H6nvxgQ

629 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7445 19:29

I guess when you think about it, humans are just extremely complicated rocks.

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