I'm glad that ended quickly and peacefully.
I don't think you really understand rabbits.
I guess when you think about it, humans are just extremely complicated rocks.
Please molest me.
wow /b/ im so wastesd
My my, what an angular dress you're wearing.
I'd put my DONK on it.
Everything spoken is at least partially wrong because words are abstractions. The point is, you are all wrong and I am the only one who is ever right.
I'd like to be the same colour as you as well, my dear.
I've got a head full of denpa and a life devoid of tragedies. Time to become a mathematician.
I have a semi-decent idea based on some research from the early 90s that doesn't seem to have since seen any attention, but don't really have the time to implement it.
what? i load
Please, just keep telling me you love me until I believe you.
The following words are prohibited: "frenzy state".
I loved Watamote but the ending was a bit of a copout
I've dreamt about butterflies three nights in a row, and only last night did I start to get suspicious. "Hold on a minute," I thought to myself, "You don't see butterflies flying around at this time of year! And that big white one with the strange spindly wings doesn't even look real!" Alas, instead of concluding that I was dreaming and proceeding to have a lucid dream, I instead concluded that it was probably just some species of butterfly I didn't know of.
Why? Why is the frenzy state prohibited?
I was watching Pokemon Heart Gold speed-run stream. The streamer went into a frenzy state completely losing his assburgers.
I don't need your pity, you filth. Your presence alone will be more than sufficient.
I don't need your pithy filt.
I feel like I've become an adult today???
At that time, our young protagonist was utterly strange.
>>645
When I start questioning my dream, I often arrive to the conclusion that I'm actually watching a TV show and, lo, my dream is now some TV show I can merely contemplate, and anything whatsoever that happens on it is fair game.
I hope my flatmates don't mind the maniacal laughter too much.
>>653
HAH! THEN BIG BROTHER MUST BE INTO AN AMATEUR MASTURBATION PORN!
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1331675820/55,882
You thought you could just recycle posts and nobody would notice, did you? I'm onto you!
I kinda wish I could understand what's happening in that Japanese thread. I wish Japanese posters would be active in other threads too, so that we could all have fun.
I'd like one choo-choo, please.
POST! POST DAMN YOU POST!@
Nimbostratus, nimbostratus, go away!
people should contribute to the CYOA thread more! who cares if the plot-line isn't consistent? just write whatever! :D
I made a playable Twine game version of the Choose Your Own Adventure thread!
http://dqn.neocities.org/dqn.html
Requires javascript.
TODO
Mayday! Mayday! We've lost penile hydraulics! We've lost penile hydraulics!
I was half tempted to make a sequel to http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1207782491/, but then I realised that I actually really like ( ˃ ヮ˂).
I love my Rale.
>>668
Don't think much of that. I wouldn't mind being a ( ・ω・), though, I suppose.
I once had a nightmare while sleeping, so I will not sleep again.
Even monsters can fall in love, you know.
I like Gunther™
I am already too far tainted for you.
I think my CHARM point is my lip gap.
I really am a misanthropist, you know! B-baka humanity! I-it's not like I secretly admire your achievements or anything!
And still the sickness...
More sadness! More snow!
William the Conqueror was cooler than I thought.
We labour by the light of a different sun.
>>682
William the Conqueror sounded like he was quite the badass. However, the article talking about him is misogynistic and just plain bad advice. Sure, women (and men) like partners that are hard to get. And yes, desperation is unsexy to most people. That doesn't mean you should be a jerk to women to make them like you. If you need to play mind games to get women, you're chasing the wrong kind of woman (3D).
No, I can't post that.
PREFACE.
I'm not a writer; following is five and a half thousand pages demonstrating exactly why.
I can't believe I decided on flower arranging.
Look inside yourself; you will find the failure. Indeed, you have already lost.
Oh come on, I'm hardly 元気 at the best of times, let alone いつも元気.
Eh? "We know Major Tom's a junkie"? You can't do this to my favourite character!
Wait a moment, am I 30 years late?
Good biomes are all alike; evil biomes are each capable of crushing your fledgling fortress in their own way.
hiya cuties how are ya this fine day/night?
Stop the consciousness, I want to get off.
Did that owl have a penis?
I'm addicted to your charms.
I love the DPRK
green tea makes me pee
I must flee the green tea pee!
Yes! Flee from my evil tea pee! Even your cozy teepee is no safe haven!
DQN never fails to disappoint.
I just farted and it smells like an actual gas leak, an unlit hob
Lick the spoon!
mitten plan
That's it. I'm calling it. I'm a non-government organisation.
Ogive
I just can't face it any more.
Have I really caused you such pain?
Ah, sh-she got me... right in the otomegokoro...
Oh god I have to poop
However much I may covet these little offerings, I know that you need them more than I, my love.
Das schmeckte mir so gut
I don't want to alarm anyone, but I think tanasinn.info has been hacked!
>>715
At least the hacker was also nice enough to add relevant information to the Emergency Mittens (novel) page. I guess this makes him a gray hat.
I strike the earth and the earth bleeds.
Rargh, I can't even pwn people no more. I'm tired...
My brains are 80% porn, 15% sex and there is just not enough % left for my daily tasks!!
Give yourself to disease.
>>721
The other 5% is a cultivated appreciation for Sam Elliott's mustache.
That's an awful lot of bunnies. Too many, one might say.
pingas
It's cold. Just like your heart.