You assclown. You stupid fucking cunt.
Captcha: dewin which means "opposite of win".
I'm confused, does this thread love happy posting life?
You prat. You sod.
Captcha: deass which means fixing this disgraceful thread title.
You shit. You fuckhole.
Captcha: ungede which means this thread isn't gede anymore.
You nuck. (I don't know what this captcha means but it sounds somewhat offensive)
Of the ten threads on the front page, the only one with a full stop at the end is #13. Face it, thread titles usually aren't grammatically correct sentences, and there's no reason why this one should be.
ESpeoN/nSA
I don't think I'm supposed to still be enjoying this.
this is a new thread. let's use it cheerfully guys.
I thought I was on hellochannel for a second
I just noticed the DQN archives are down! Somebody help!
So many nights lately I've been so tired I collapse early, and now tonight I can't fucking sleep
>>13
I cannot comment on my tripcode or on any parts of it.
>>26
I think it's the fact that he appears to be being swarmed and devoured by his own music notes.
>>30
I was going to reply to that with a picture of some stollen, but I can't because my camera is broken and my phone is just a house brick with a SIM card taped to it. That's also why I haven't fulfilled the most recent demand.
The Games board is almost alive. Almost.
I've forgotten how to relax.
My captcha is cow and I'm feeling a bit melon colony that the disparate butterfly saga is over
>>34
Don't be sad, butterfly season is just beginning! Go outside on a sunny day, stalk some hedgerows and I'm sure you'll find some lovely butterflies of your own.
I wonder who http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1373197950/281 's waifu is.
I watched the mukashi mukashi from japan about the six little jizo with gifts of omochi.
suck my honky tonk cock
>>38
I'll give you a hint: she's strongly associated with butterflies and flowers, amongst other things.
http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-26747649
News from Elsweyr know how to keep my spirit up.
Who cares of the glass is half empty or full, get that fucking open container off of your desk.
hate became too critical, love became too cynical
slowly caress my PINGAS
It's hard trying to pretend you're something that you're not. It's even harder when you know you can never tell anyone the truth about yourself.
>>52 Just shave your neckbeard and wear frilly dresses already, nobody minds that you want to be the little girl.
I guess flowers and butterflies wasn't enough of a clue. A further hint: she's also strongly associated with death, and is, herself, dead.
>>54
Grim from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy? Whatever gives you a "boner" I guess.
I should have hooked up with the cute girl that lived in the apartment next door while I had the chance (I'm 90% sure I did, I just wasn't brave enough to make a move)
>>54
http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120605144226/sankarea/images/e/ea/Baabu.jpg
impeccable taste in waifus.
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{ 勺 !! ｉ ｀ぇ､＼ , ._ ノ彡' ￢ ﾟ〈 ﾘ
ハ ヽ|| ＼ ,.≧7}ｲ≦┛ 丿ﾑﾉ/ rx
_ ∧ ミ ｀¨´x=<⌒ヽ丶─彡 ﾑ / ／.:::i::ﾄ､
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～～～～～○～～～～～～～～
。
ﾟ These dokyuns will never guess who mai waifu is
,,..,,,,
./ ;' 3／⌒ヽ-、＿
／l ﾟ。|＿＿＿＿ ／
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
>>55
No, and that pun was appalling.
>>56
And whose 死体 might that be?
>>57
A lovely song, but I don't think it's about my waifu.
>>60
Nope.
>>61
That's just silly.
I'm rather surprised no one's guessed her yet; she's fairly well known and I'm sure I've mentioned her in other threads (albeit not recently). For those of you still curious, I'll answer Twenty Questions-style yes/no questions about her.
>>62 Is she a mineral?
Shitai as in the nijiura maid but all the pics I can find on google are hotlinked from imgbrds and change to goatse if i link them
>>63 Oh wow, I haven't seen nijiura maids references in a long time. I was always into Yakui but now that I am older and more mature I can see the appeal of Shitai.
I rarely think about my middle name but it just dawned on me that it is, in fact, Andrew.
I have no middle name
I'm not sure whether the guy in that KanColle video is uncomfortable or perversely aroused.
"It's time to say goodbye... to mecha man."
Right after making my latest contribution to the shitty fucking poetry thread, Chrome spontaneously closed itself. Not sure if that's more hilarious or worrying.
I wonder if anyone ever made a Robin Hood porn parody with a character called "Friar Fuck".
Assemblage 23 seems like a weak Depeche Mode copy, but I've not really explored very far
I look forward to a long life of never using my major.
>>75
I use Firefox because of ABE and pentadactyl and it's unbeatable unless a webpage uses some stupid non-standard Javashit API call, then it doesn't do shit.
Also it runs like crap on OS X and consumes memory like a hobo would consume a meal if he was able to obtain it but I don't mind that very much.
Magical girls performing complexometric titrations.
Savour the aroma.
Call me Green.
>>74-76,79
"In general, if a Web page has more than three bits of entropy, different browsers will generate extravagantly unique mappings between the Web developer’s intentions and the schizophrenic beast palette that browsers use to paint the world. Thus, picking the “best browser” is like playing one of those horrid trust-building exercises where you decide which three of your five senses you would prefer to lose, and then your coworkers berate you for making different tradeoffs than they made, even though there is no partial ordering that relates scuba diving accidents in which you lose your ears and eyes, and industrial accidents in which you lose your nose and tongue. All options are bad options; it’s a world of lateral moves. Indeed, trying to pick the best browser is like trying to decide which of your worthless children should inherit the family business."
>>83
One could say something similar about operating systems, too.
Livin' la Vida Loca
>>84
You could say the same thing about deciding which of your worthless children should inherit the family business too.
Shizuma cross product Kaori.
>>86
You could also say that about trust-building exercises where you decide which three of your five senses you would prefer to lose.
It's been far too long since the last time I had ice cream.
The age of syobon!
I like you.
my penis hurts
He's the sort of man who eats his oatcakes and his butter separately.
Whenever you saw a Yu Gi Oh card that had 0 attack and 0 defense, you just knew they were part of something badass.
>>86
Wow, hold on there. Your worthless children is a result of shitty upbringing. In particular, you neglecting them as a parent in favour of your own business. Browsers is a result of shitty engineers and programmers fighting for a spotlight.
[Source: my own father spent my entire childhood trying to create his own business. My friend who is a great programmer had his code contributions declined for some questionable reasons.]
>>95
Programmers fighting for a spotlight makes me sad. I wish politics didn't invade every discipline.
I miss the super excited emoji. It kinda offset my long-lasting depression. This one just fills me with uneasy thoughts and sadness. I feel like a character in a cyberpunk novel, but the world is neither dark nor blindingly white.
Feelings related: http://youtu.be/dSVpcrIVOLk
It's inevitable.
It is one of those perfect days outside, when the sky is clear, the sun is shining and the temperature is about 10°C. But I can't bring myself to take a walk in a local park because of the amount of humans. And their noisy, annoying litter.
Oh, meat!
>>102
│ 、
│ ヽ(´･ω･`)ノ Name my balls.
│ へﾉ /
└→ ω ノ
>
I know it makes you feel like you have a big penis when you hate on things that are popular, but you're really not as cool as you think you are.
I hate big penises
>>106
Just because a big penis touched you inappropriately when you were young, doesn't mean they're ALL bad.
are we not pins?
Does anybody want sex with me?
I don't know. I don't understand. I don't understand why I don't know. I don't know why I don't understand.
おは幼女。ロリ今晩は。
Under the bridge. Troll to issho.
I wonder if there is a free after-church group that can help me stop being depressed about the cancellation of spice and wolf, it has been years.
Music for people who're already dead inside.
HAPPY APRIL FOOLS.
I don't have any pranks prepared, so it's a good thing that I don't have anyone to prank either.
I want to stay at Maison Loli.
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1189459867/922
Praising Nissan for its use of Wankel engine might be good.
Stop the presses! It's Mazda that makes Wankel engines for its cars.
Oh, uh, it's too late, what an embarrassment.
>>119 Don't worry! If I had a "Nii-san" I would "Wankle" it anyway!
I just broke my car's wing mirror, got lost during my commute somehow, arrived late to work, and my college is harassing me because of unpaid debts. But I'm in a good mood still.
The universe doesn't exist for the likes of you! The universe barely exists at all!
>>122
Does the universe still exist if no one's there to perceive it?
Your days are numbered, beard.
DQN is an oasis in a desert of shit.
Tamao-chan is an angel.
I am scared of be crazy, we are too normal.
If Nissan built a Wankel engine as tough as their V6 engines, I would be impressed.
I've been feeling rather 浮き浮き recently.
Oh Pingu you cheeky wee penguin!
Shit, man. The number of times I think "Where's my error message?" when expecting a UDP packet send to fail.
My onii-chan is an astrophysicist.
Is my star to come?
I hate Shii!
The colonies are doooooooooooone
I miss my CRT screen.
Wishing on a star that seems far off, hoping it will come today.
Shii looks a lot less happy on my mobile phone.
Don't hit the inflatable punchy clown.
Is an angel watching closely over me?
Could my love ever be enough to satisfy a yandere?
We can't go back any more.
>>140 makes me nostalgic about the pleasant sensation of CRT display warming my buttocks up.
I have a CRT screen. Not on this computer but on my old-gaming one.
I miss degaussing my 21" CRT.
>>150 eye don't want to watch it just before bed but eye will later
It's never too early for despair!
I can't even post in the right thread today.
I just want to be a girl and become the cutest
♫ So many wish never to be born, wasting the dawn...
Jesus my fucking Christ, minicult has created a draft of "Foundations of the State Cultural Policy". Welcome to the Orthodox USSR, you are not welcome here.
This will probably outlaw 4-ch eventually.
>>155
No, I'm going to be the cutest girl! You can be second cutest.
yesterday moot decided that he was going to remove the textboards from 4chan. they are in a read-only state right now, so no one can post. this makes me kind of sad.
Meh. The only thread worth keeping there was the old "I love Japan" thread where everyone ragged on Japan.
Hello, I come from world4ch's /vip/. Please take me to your nearest VIP deposits thankyou.
I'm going to eat~chau this breakfast.
What're you thinking about, Onii-chan?
I'm thinking about how un-cute and rude my sister has become. Such foul language she uses, very un-girly.
Wipe too much? Itchy butthole.
Wipe too little? Itchy butthole.
You just can't win
She'll be disappointed to find that her liver hasn't disappeared overnight.
I should study more if I want to get anywhere in college. Also bidet is truly the way to go.
KILL
Dance, you faggots!
I still can't believe they made a moé anime out of the Cthulhu mythos. I just... what sort of world am I living in? I... I can't...
>>173
They won't stop until they moé-fy everything. EVERYTHING.
I hate my monitor, I want some tasty rice and I'd like to have a boyfriend.
CHAOS CHAOS I WANNA CHAOS
>>175 I have rice in my cupboard and I'm single. I can't help you with the monitor situation.
The moth physics in Call of Cthulhu: DCotE are mind blowing.
I just want to wake up and be with him.
Why not just laminate your colon?
Princess Kenny is the best thing that happened to South Park.
>posts on DQN
>bashes something as being "for nerds"
Rorita konpurekkusu.
did someone try to find out what language my pasta was from? because it's a toy I made
Horsemen.
Hmmm.
Hor-semen.
Perhaps I really have become a horrible person.
Perhaps the worst thing about Reddit is that it's full of the sort of people who use /s when they're being sarcastic. For fuck's sake.
Don't be silly, everyone knows there's no meaning to life.
I like to believe that during the Crusades, two of my ancestors did battle against each other at some point. And then later on they went to a party together and had a good time.
I really wish I didn't have that interview tomorrow.
Someone should just hand me that degree on a silver platter!
Real genuine East Anglian hydrocarbons!
心無い人になってしまった。
frrrrp
I'm not stupid, GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!
aLSO, this http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1654048
Don't lose it!
There. I've deleted all my most horrible hentai; all the rape, mindbreak and suchlike. It always made me feel bad anyway. Nothing but happy vanilla sex for me from now on.
This is a very interesting thread.
I find the mind of fellow dokyun more intriguing than the minds of most other groups.
"Swan cake"?
Cilantro's an herb you fucking moron
It doesn't get much lonelier than this.
I don't know whether or not to have myself committed. Choices are difficult.
>>206
Eat shit. Not all of us went to fucking Paris School of Cooking or whatever.
>>209
Then maybe you should hold your fucking tongue when it comes to food.
Sometimes I think in English, sometimes I don't.
HAPPY THURSDAY!
Are astronauts really so professional that they never tried to have sex in space?! Do they at least to get jerk one off during half year shifts?
Tepid mechanics.
Excuse me, I think you misplaced your affection.
full of country goodness and green peaness
It's a moving image and I don't know the name of the thing it resembles in any language I speak. A mobilë in form of a series of shiny concentric rings sharing an axis that goes through their planes, spinning, with a blue foggy light at their center, supported on the mobilë's sides by the sound of a similarly nameless instrument that has the texture of a cloudy beige chalkboard.
You can have all my viscera if it so pleases you, my love.
Things change. They fall out of place, they are ruined. Disorder breeds as only disorder can. Close your eyes and pretend it'll all be okay, if you like - I wouldn't blame you.
My Name Is Gay Earl
>>214
If they did, they're not telling. I think they do masturbate, though.
http://motherboard.vice.com/en_uk/read/did-nasa-lose-the-sex-in-space-race
I wonder why there's no checkboxes or "remove all" for my Watch Later playlist on Youtube? Just the other day there was a handy "remove watched" button but now there's absolutely nothing. The only way I can see is to manually delete each video...
>>224
Well, I figured it out. The "watch later" link on the homepage links to the playlist itself, which has very minimal editing options...but if you go to https://www.youtube.com/feed/watch_later you get more options. What poor design, youtube!
>>225 yeah it's dumb. I'm sure at one point they switched places with "add to favourites", so I keep adding things to the watch later playlist by accident
Kids these days are scary.
There's something comforting about the bad audio quality of old records.
Warm and tapping fingers.
I wanked one out but my penis still doesn't feel satisfied.
ZOG is watching you.
In fact, ZOG is watching you sleep with great interest.
Maybe she's only waves.
At my "How to Be a Better Jew Seminar" there was a guy named Crystal Moshe
Crystal is a girl name.
What does asexuality taste like?
Am I a bad person for motivating out of jealously?
I like to see the semen coming out
BOO, MERCEDES, BOO! Webber at least had a common decency to suck dicks during Red Bull's domination.
I bought volume 1 and 2 of TWGOK and then I remembered why I dropped it OTL
More activity here on easter sunday than many other days as of late
Well yes, it's moé, but is it moé enough to make me forget about my own life?
should i get a tenga? which tenga?
>>245
Dunno about Tenga, but I found Fleshlight to be a bit underwhelming.
Someday... someday I'll be able to understand all the obscure cultural references in Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei... someday...
Hooow do you do you like me and I like you
>>246
i ordered the 3d pile i'll tell you how my dick feels in 3-5 business days
I have no solace.
>>243
I wouldn't mind, but it isn't particularly good activity. On the other boards, anyway.
It is lol.
I'm even more tired than usual. Is that even possible?
Watching anime helps numb the loneliness. At least for a while.
This is the third time I've given blood, and I've actually gotten more squeamish about the process. I remember the first time watching with fascination as the huge needle was stabbed into the inside of my elbow, whereas this time I was most decidedly facing the other way at the time. My father has given blood 34 times, and he says he's still squeamish about it himself.
I dislike noise. I am in a library. Why is it so damn loud in the library?
Why is it so hard for me to think? I just want to be able to think like everybody else... does. Maybe? I don't know. Am I really typing exactly what I think? Huh... I said 'Huh...' aloud, boy did that sound stupid. FUCK, my English is terrible even though it's the only language I know.
ejaculate into her rectum
I should maybe get a job instead of college. I don't even need a lot of money so a crappy job could do it.
>>263
College is hell. I wouldn't recommend it unless you're going for a career that needs it.
The territorial people over on general are fucking absurd. "Oh no! Please don't post on our board that no one ever posts on!"
My myosin filaments are crawling with anticipation.
>>265 That reminds me i was going to start posting there more, but maybe i shouldn' then?
I left my wallet at home.
Now I have no way to return home.
Ad infinitum... et ultra!
It's probably just the blood loss, but I feel a lot more drunk than usual.
I don't give a fuck about my credit rating
I swear, if anyone can give me an Oedipus complex, it's Murian.
I don't know who the heck "Murian" is but the name is reminiscent of "urine" to me.
Also my captcha is "feart", a fearful fart indeed.
Putin tries to restore Soviet mentality, but without restoring industry and science it's doomed to fail.
Sometimes I wish I could get a good concise explanation of what Putin is really all about, but I suspect anyone giving me one would either make it too concise or not concise enough.
Why must exams be taken in silence, anyway? I want to be able to laugh maniacally as I elude the examiners' every feeble attempt to confound my superior intellect.
>>275
No one really knows what drives him or what are his goals. Often he says one thing, but does the opposite (indirectly).
E.g. he had said that nobody is going to censor the Internet in Russia, a couple of weeks later a new law was passed expanding list of reasons for a site to be added to Internet Blacklist, plus some blogs and online news agencies were hit with lawsuits, ROSKOMNADZOR warnings, etc.
I have successfully returned home.
Personally I find Putin fascinating. I actually have a collection of Putin pics.
He's a very shrewd, careful individual, which makes him extremely hard to read. He defiantly wants to consolidate and keep control of power, but at the same time he will mostly let people do as they please(although he has restricted this given recent events).
Whether he actually gives a shit about Russia is also very confusing to try to puzzle out. He's perfectly fine with not even being able to drink his own tap water, and he freely admits things are not idealistic in the country while doing nothing to change that, but he also went to great lengths to secure Russias interests in Ukraine and present and good image at Sochi.
For a long time he has been fostering a nationalistic stance in Russia, but strangely it is not very militaristic. That could change soon, but for the past, oh, 15 years or so he's mostly used it as a way to suppress and placate his own population, as oppose to raise them up and excite them in preparation for expansion as it typical.
I think this is also evident in the way he has handled Ukraine. The fact that he has and continues to twist things in the area towards Russias favor with less than 100 people dead is, frankly, miraculous. I don't believe he's out to make a statement or wants to be the next Stalin. Keep in mind he was KGB; he works in the shadows. I think he seriously saw the EU agreement as a threat to Russia's interest, particularly the gas pipeline, and has taken steps to preserve things the way they were for the past 20 years.
I hope this isn't too rambley and maybe helps you decide for yourself.
I see people misspelling 'definitely' as 'defiantly' a lot. I wonder why.
>>282
These words sound similar, so people write it as they hear it. I suppose some neurons misfire in they're heads.
>>282
I agree, it seems to be more frequent as of late.
As is the use of the words 'basically' and 'essentially' as filler. People say them now instead of 'umm' or 'ah', but all they really signify is 'I am thinking of what to say next'.
>>280
I agree with your description of Putin himself.
However, tap water is generally okay to drink, but without filtering you will see limescale eventually build up in your kettle. If you are referring to a rust water in Sochi, it's an evidence of a hastily built piping. There is always some rust after repairs, but leave water pouring for a few minutes and it will clear up. AFAIK, the story about tap water was blown out of proportions in press.
The stance that he has been fostering can be any, but not "nationalistic". "Internationalistic", like Soviets did it, is more like it. He plays patriotism card a lot, but any mention of nationalism is instantly connected to Nazi Germany and WWII as evidenced by how right-wing Ukrainian parties are described in media. Baltic countries got similar treatment too. Right-wing parties and organisations are mostly banned in Russia. Politicians keep saying that the country is multinational and multicultural (in hopes that this make national crisis disappear?). There are even plans to change immigration laws that would legalize hundreds of thousands or even millions of illegal migrants (which mostly come from southern ex-USSR countries) but common people have no say in this.
There is one tell tale sign that what he does is not nationalistic is that he, other politicians and media avoid one word: "русский". They use "россиянин" which was coined by Yeltsin. The former means a very certain major ethnic group in Russia, the latter means a resident of any ethnicity.
For 15 years he was suppressing his people just to isolate the political system from them. FSB was reformed to fight opposition mostly. Media agencies are owned by people close to the government. Bureaucracy is two times larger than USSR despite twice as less population and computerization.
As for Ukraine, Crimea is important because NATO bases there would practically lock down Russian access to the Black Sea. But annexation gave interim government a solid argument: "They took our land!" thus making it important to either take over Eastern Ukraine (= Russian-speaking) or at least assure that it gets broader autonomy. But yes, don't trust Putin when he says anything about helping brother nation.
He is not the next Stalin, but he is the next Brezhnev (high oil prices, even longer time as the head of state - 4+4(+4)+6+6 = 24 vs 18, economy on the brink of stagnation, but without 5 hero of whatever stars). It's bad that Russian economy depends on oil and gas prices so much (see Era of Stagnation). However, Russia and India plan to build a new pipeline through China. Do you remember a certain association named BRICS? Russia sells a lot of military equipment to India, and China is building its aircraft carrying fleet which is fairly useless for takeover of Siberia but essential for domination in the Pacific Ocean.
>>283
You mean they look similar, written. Pronounced orally they don't sound similar enough to be easily confused.
Also, I'm not sure if "He defiantly wants to consolidate and keep control of power" is necessarily an incorrect thing to say about Putin either, from what I've heard. :P
Addendum:
> As is the use of the words 'basically' and 'essentially' as filler.
Were these ever not filler?
if you spell it definately the spell check on Firefox changed it to defiantly or something that's the explanation I got from someone on 4chan.org when i asked what they meant by defiantly
I wanted to thank the person who invented the word "selfie"
People have been taking those kinds of photos for ages, now there exists a word for it, and it makes sense.
Mr. Yuk is mean
Mr. Yuk is green
Go back to sleep.
feigning ignorance makes you cool
I know how to make soap. Do you?
My onahole is here
Oh man I thought calculus II was gonna be pretty straightforward like maths usually is. Boy I was wrong, so much geometry.
>>296
You didn't have to wait until Monday after all! Did you put a dick in it already? I'm wondering how those "works of art" feel like. And whenever they will get tainted or deformed after some extensive use.wwww
I bought some lentils.
lentil soup leads to lentil poop
ゴロゴロリコン
http://37.media.tumblr.com/9f17998209a1e403cc608d18acabc783/tumblr_n4junwcpzl1qbs6e9o1_500.gif is this animated for you or frozen on the first frame too? It happens now and then but I never know if it's just my browser for some reason
I'm not really sure about this "jefferson airplane"
I am so very alone.
gayness in the anus
>>309
They're like Jefferson Starship but with three more members.
Corn for the Corn God
Maize for the Maize Throne
homo sex is gay
Xerxes is "sexrex" spelled backwards!
>>315
Hah, I was amused by the same thing in high school when we studied ancient history.
heh, Sex Rex.
Makes me think of a song:
Saponify my HEART
As a non-american, any political threads or posts here alienate me. I don't find them annoying, but can't follow them or partake in them.
>>319 feel free to summarize them mentally as "American politics are pretty dumb."
Sakura is blooming! I survived another winter‼
Hello everyone, I'm dying again.
You're a big boy now. You can medicate yourself.
Be careful you get it right from the start when self-medicating; when you've a journey of a million miles to make, a single degree off in your initial navigation plans might be catastrophic~
Jesus was born from 7 - 2 BC. He was born 7 - 2 years before he was born!
>>325
It was a known practice in Soviet Union to overstate your age by 5 to 10 years in passport in order to reach retirement age earlier.
Are you a true admirer of lemons?
On a little island far too the east, I discovered death.
The notion that our government is secretly controlled by a group of shapeshifting Reticulans from outer space is really quite reticulous.
Open relationships don't seem that bad. Or maybe I'm just a slut.
Ah, if only I were an anime rabbit...
I'm not lewd why do they keep calling me lewd
BPA stands for butt poop ass
心を癒すために...
The trees are crying. The human is laughing.
And the giant said, "Fee fie foe fum, I'm going to fuck you up the bum!"
2006 was a great year for movies. 300 came out, Shaun of the Dead cane out. Good year.
三十一
サンドイッチ
Radio shows still exist? Let alone offensive ones?
Reading Tomochika Miyano always makes me really depressed and I don't think anyone I know in real life would understand why.
I just masturbated to a video of a skinny Japanese guy wearing a maid outfit and riding a dildo. I guess that makes me gay, but I don't care. I'd totally fuck that guy (as long as he keeps the wig and skirt and medical mask on.)
I thought "Internet Rescue Service" would be such a good name for almost anything online, but it turns out that Viprinet already uses it for their ambulance-like vehicle.
Don't worry, >>346, you've masturbated to an act of masturbation. You might be curious how it feels when somebody stabs you through your buttcheeks with his dick, or how is it like to stuff somebody else's bottom with your chode, but this doesn't make you gay.
Just to be on a safe side masturbate to a girl in a maid outfit next time. Or to be completely sure two girls.
Five years to the day since an event that didn't happen. Where will I be in five years time, I wonder? Will I still remember? Will I still care?
I typed this up for a forum and then my paranoia about expressing opinion on things under a username kicked in. So here, have this. (On the AVGN Big Rigs episode)
AVGN seems to have either matured or lost his touch, depending on your perspective I guess. Either way this episode had a different vibe to it compared to his "peak" era. It did have some funny moments though.
As for Big Rigs, I don't really see the fascination. Yes, it's shocking that they released the game in such an unfinished state, but it just seems to lack interest beyond that. It's not a game that makes you say "damn, this could have been good" nor one that seems to have much quirkiness or interesting background (c.f. say, Daikatana or Action 52). It's just a not-even-half-finished dull racing game whose only claim to fame is having been sold in its not-even-half-finished state.
An untold and impossible distance beneath the Earth's surface, in a half-flooded cave I stood. The feeble light I carried showed me nothing at all, but somehow I could tell that the priest, whom I had come all this way to see, was here at last.
"I know who you are, and what you're here for." He told me in a creaking voice. He leaned close to me, so close I could feel his breath on my skin. Despite the cold of the cavern, I broke out in a sweat. At last, he banished the harsh silence with a whisper, pregnant with meaning:
"Activate the carbonyl group."
Heh, all you kiddies going on about how Call of Duty killed the FPS genre. It was Half-Life what killed the FPS genre, son.
Killing the FPS genre is a good thing. Half-Life for president.
Sometimes I wonder why I bother writing witty comments around the internet when nobody acknowledges them
Sometimes I wonder if what would be worse: eternal pain or eternal boredom.
Last night I dreamed that I walked in on all of my immediate family watching Oniisama E. They didn't like it, the philistines.
Hey DQN, what's your BMI?
http://www.nhs.uk/Tools/Pages/Healthyweightcalculator.aspx
See if you can beat my high score of 17.9!
I just heard about Edward Snowmen. So why is this guy reading my emails and shit?
>Edward Snowmen
lolzapalooza
そんな事はまるで分らない。
Tell my parents I'm sorry.
>>363
I think his name was Edward Showden and he was a vampire who stole gov't mail.
Wakachan is down again....
Too much milk.
Please show me some Ghastly's Ghastly Comic so I can decide which is better.
>>373 It seems quite good maybe, pick me out a couple of favourites please? Sorry if I'm being a pain heee
It sounds like a sort of commiseration.
Ahh, I'm too colourblind for this shit.
>>374
You're really going to have me go through all these again? Mrrh, ok.
http://www.ghastlycomic.com/d/20031019.html
http://www.ghastlycomic.com/d/20040425.html
http://www.ghastlycomic.com/d/20041114.html
http://www.ghastlycomic.com/d/20050116.html
http://www.ghastlycomic.com/d/20020120.html
http://www.ghastlycomic.com/d/20030504.html
The "zipper ninja" saga tends to be pretty funny, too.
http://www.ghastlycomic.com/d/20020602.html
http://www.ghastlycomic.com/d/20020616.html
http://www.ghastlycomic.com/d/20020623.html
http://www.ghastlycomic.com/d/20020630.html
http://www.ghastlycomic.com/d/20020804.html
http://www.ghastlycomic.com/d/20021208.html
http://www.ghastlycomic.com/d/20021215.html
http://www.ghastlycomic.com/d/20021229.html
http://www.ghastlycomic.com/d/20030105.html
http://www.ghastlycomic.com/d/20050710.html
It's something that comes in spirals.
>>359
Update: last night I dreamed about performing cunnilingus on my older sister. Seriously, what the fuck, subconscious?
Where can a lewd guy go to talk about lewd manga in a safe for work environment.
large fucking pingas
Why are the little girls singing about penises again?
that sounds like something Beavis & Butt-head would do.
I'm not looking, I'm not looking...
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1293698023/318
This is actually a problem with videogames like Skyrim. If player has a very strong daily power, he will probably try to save it for when he really-really needs it which might make him miss that moment (so he'll die and just reload the game). Or, perhaps, he will just abuse waiting: clean a room, wait for 24 hours, clean another room. Wow, what an action superhero! However, if the power is weak the player might just forget about it.
To whomever linked that puzzle:
Argh. I feel as if the solution ought to be this:
http://imgur.com/zIf7fr1
But at the same time, I have a nagging feeling that that's wrong, because the instructions said two square pens, not rectangular.
And again, given that the site is called "Futility Closet" I have a certain suspicion that maybe it's supposed to be impossible just to annoy people.
Also, wolves are social creatures. Why am I isolating them?
My life in gardens.
Why can't I stop crying?
>>387
I don't know what problem you're talking about, but based on your comments, is it http://i.imgur.com/N1b2dic.png ?
I can't eat hyperbolic functions.
>>390
DERP! After all the time I've spent messing with floor tile patterns for game graphics, I would think I should've come up with that. I got as far as "maybe the squares have to be diagonal" but was still trying to intersect them.
I am ruin.
showers suck
Oh no! The spider that's been living on my ceiling for weeks is dead. I'm genuinely upset.
Children suck, only stupid people would want them to begin with
Hey, DJ Snuff Festival, I know it's only half past two billion but how about we sit back and discuss eroge? ha ha ha yes
Thank you so much. I love you.
These rabbits are only for emergencies.
Release emergency rabbits.
fuck
Why is my first thought on seeing the phrase "number of apes in africa" something racist
It's not your fault.
im really stupid
"N-no, please stop, Onii-chan... It won't fit! I-I can't wear any more blazers!"
Last one, I swear...
These radishes are piquant.
Why is dqn such a political cesspit, why do dokyuns care about politics.
whoa, cool, this captcha says 'mutation'
>>415
I'm pretty certain it's just a vocal minority. Rest assured the rest of us don't care about politics in the slightest.
THE PERSONAL IS POLITICAL!!!!!!
>>415
We could always move to http://4-ch.net/politics/
It's supposed to be a more "serious debate" sort of place but no one follows nor enforces the rules so it's still DQN-quality retardedness.
⊂二二二(´･ω･)二二⊃ Shoboooooooon
I love star wars video games
(∩´ ~ `∩)
>>425
Is that the one where Darth Vader is in the sandcrawler and he turns into (to quote AVGN) "a FUCKING scorpion"?
So long, and thanks for all the seaweed.
Eyes bright like diorite.
Holy shit these new $100 bills are so cool
oi is a good genre
my captcha says "shi" (*ﾟ -ﾟ)
I drank three big glasses of milk and two cans of coke zero tonight
I'm not Alice.
I want to yiff.
/weather sympathetic
I want to approach one of those tomboyish dykes and tell her how cute I think she is.
I would then dress her with girly clothes and enjoy her embarrassment as she blushes.
I sometimes wonder why people voted for Obama in the first place. Then I remember that the other candidate was Romney. The US is so fucked up.
Today, three ladies watched as I pulled my foreskin back.
I want to go home.
The only time I want a girlfriend is when I'm listening to the Smiths at 1-5 in the morning
I hate him! I hate him so much, I'm running away from him!
>>446
Sorry, Robotnik, but we all know Sonic runs faster than you.
There's no shame in distraction.
Glad I could be of cervix.
oh noes i got b&
You the niggest
Stratocumulus blues.
His name was... Niggel!
LEGAL LOLI! LEGAL LOLI!
Huh, seems I already added "waifu" to my spellcheck dictionary.
4-ch treats me well
If you want to retain your faith in the idea of there being any possible meaning to life, don't study quantum mechanics.
NO LONGER MAMMALIAN
I've never been so glad for a public holiday before.
Fuck, I'm never going to be able to get a job.
bake me a cake!
my prostate hurts
grayness in your graynus
THE VIRUSES ARE PENETRATING MY FUYCKING COMPUTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Drop into love again.
Jism: The Rape
I wish I was a smoker so I could participate in more research studies
and as usual, I only start to feel hungry after I place the packaging tape over mouth.
http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-22751415
read this article. all of it trust me please do it.
>>472
Ok. But why? What was I supposed to see? That the box contains mittens? That the box contains condoms? That socialism is (supposedly, by this one article) awesome?
Cat is dog. Dog is cat. Human is ghost.
Only 439 days until the 8000th of September!
Golly goshujinsama!
I've got this running full screen on my second monitor:
http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/station/research/experiments/917.html
It's like websurfing from space!
Nobody actually likes breakfast, though.
I love breakfast, you philistine!
This monitor's resolution has a far too long y-axis compared to the x-axis. This means when I release the emergency mittens they slalom down the screen in a dreadful hurry, compared to the more subdued, relaxing pace I'm used to. It reminds me of that part in The Amber Spyglass where what's-her-face uses the titular spyglass and sees that the Dust is flowing far too fast and in the wrong direction. Apart from that the emergency mittens don't have any underlying anti-religious symbolism. As far as I know.
>>479
Interesting, but every time I open this page, it's a sunlit side. Come on, ISS is supposed to go around the thing in 1.5 hours or so!
I'm so, so sorry.
FLATULENT MONARCHY
"Eat taiyaki" is going on my bucket list.
That's a dangerous thing to google.
Oh my god get out of your lazy ass and go fix some of your crappy issues
( • )( •ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ) hyuk hyuk hyuk
Where are the randomized AA face names?
Let me dream in libraries.
There is a necessary element of apparent gayness in advanced levels of autoeroticism. This is nothing to worry about; rest assured that what you're doing is already weirder than homosex.
i, like, well fancy you but what doth life????
homosex is GAY
Individuals can be clever, but groups of people are invariably stupid.
Do you not wish for something better?
I am a complex number of people.
How I long to know you.
my life, my soul, my body, my mind, my self
what's left is me
The End.
The flowers await.
Don't bother google searching "wonders of Propeller hat." There's no real information.
i masturbated to traps and it felt meh
dokudokudokudokudenpadenpadenpadenpa
>>506 In a folder on my desktop is a picture of me wearing a propeller hat, and a screenshot of an unrelated google search with no results, among other things. On its own that's quite insignificant, but this isn't the first time someone's posted a weird coincidence on /dqn/ and I hope I'm just reading too much into coincidences, but it's really worrying me...
I told the doctor I'm losing my marbles but it's a long waiting list to speak to someone about it
Pandora's radioactive box.
This is so embarrassing, I was sitting on the toilet playing a bit of Animal Crossing and two villagers gave me things... toilet and super toilet.
Jeeeez...
can i post
is this a good thread to see if i can post
yes it is
here i go
gayness in the anus
I wonder what Sweden is like.
Post #399 on the question thread is a little spooky since the question sounds like something I could've written but I know I didn't.
>>516 It happens all the time to me, do you think maybe we, us, the kind of person that posts on anonymous textboards and this special one in particular, have a lot in common? We're all unique but there surely is some common golden thread that binds us together?
>>516
Actually, I asked a similar question before too. It seems to be rather usual on dqn.
I'm actually quite scared by all this ice cream.
Good night.
Who's Ben Gozzi(?) and what did he do? Why's everyone mad at him?
>>522
He attacked something in 2012. Or at least that's what the first glance at wikipedia title suggest.
Actually, it's Benghazi, Libya. In 2012 U.S. diplomatic mission there was attacked by islamist militants. It's 2014 now and I've no idea why would anyone even remember that.
( > ヮ<) contains live cultures!
ありがとうごじゃいまちた。
Fellow EU citizen dokyuns, have you exercised your democratic rights yet?
I am too old to be this bored on vacation. Family is such a chore.
This board looks so fucking different on every different browser
So moé! I can't breathe!
Barack Barackovich Obamin
I'm very angry at myself.
>>526 I spoiled my ballot paper, I bought it chocolates and flowers and fawned over it and we watched its favourite film together
I've been awake two hours, after having slept around ten hours, and all I want is to go back to sleep.
baka kuso-atama
"How do you know I'm a homo?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Dokyun, "otherwise you wouldn't have come here."
...And I hate myself most of all.
And here I thought "Brosis" was going to mean some sort of disease condition of being a Bro...
I'm voting for Tsukasa.
Arbeit nervt mehr
Actually, on reflection, I don't really like this planet.
Sorry, no update tonight, I'm too drunk. On wine, poetry AND virtue!
http://theindiestone.com/binky/2013/01/07/are-games-art/
I think I like this guy.
ふ
I have lost control of my life.
A wifi park where you can go outside and plug your laptop in and get some wifis.
nig
A wife park where you can go outside and stick it in and get some wives.
I'm thinkin' it's time to get away from the big cities before the food stamp cards stop paying out and the Free Stuff Army starts burning shit.
Yes, I like nettles.
What happened to the randomized AA names?
Shii is shiit!
It could be worse. You could be Jennifer.
Lately, a number of different people have been replying to my emails without answering some of the questions I asked them... They probably just didn't notice the questions or forgot about them. It's too awkward to ask them again, especially as they aren't very important questions. It's still irritating.
Politics should stay out of college
>>557
This annoys me very much and I don't know what to do about it either.
I take great care to construct one paragraph per subject so that the other person can reply to them in a linear flow but it seems they don't always care about what I say.
>>557,559
I think the origins of this problem are in texting. Most people usually answer only the last question subconsciously overlooking any other.
Succumb, succumb to responsibility, little boy.
What a horrible dream.
http://archives.4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1184927442/
2500 days and counting...
The probability that I love her is greater than one.
My hot cousin just invited me to "like" S&M on Facebook...
Can't sleep. Lolis need cunnilingus.
With one of my cousins now pregnant and the other finally reaching 25, I officialy have no more hot cousins anymore.
Her absence troubles me.
It's odd that most of my files on mediafire have mostly <5 downloads somehow, but my DQN EP has 409?
I'm sorry.
I'm becoming the girl
I was bored at work, so I put the first chapter of the DQN Short Novel on http://www.yourworldoftext.com/dqn
So, what I was thinking is that I'd get the corpse of a cute little girl, well preserved, and keep it as a doll. You know, dress it up in frilly dresses, have tea parties with it, that sort of thing.
I just want
chiggers
I am a very sore loser.
https://i.imgur.com/5ONJZQl.png
Either somebody stole the planet or NASA is faking this.
Fuck these stupid sites that have a floating box "slide in" over the lower right.
I started watching A Channel and it is good! Thanks dokyun for recommending it to some other guy while I was around.
Little sister dolphin?
pingas
If I had to describe it in one word, it would be "lasers".
...but she was always smiling!
A cupful of caterpillars.
bolide
I like girls who act and look innocent and shy, even if they aren't. Girls who act and look outgoing or like sluts are a huge turn-off for me. This apparently makes me either gay or a pedophile.
Check that off the list, finally.
But you're not invited to that banquet either.
Sukdeep and Dildar
I will disprove by counterexample everything you believe in.
>>597
I used to feel like that, then I moved to Japan which is filled with innocent-looking shy girls. Now I'm sick of it and find outgoing, assertive girls refreshing. Guess it's a grass-is-always-greener deal.
What a bitter dream. I daresay we both deserved better.
My life is lit up by displays, not the Sun. I'm stuck in the "darkness" of my existence brightened up by a rectangle of shining blue light.
Nothing else matters.
>>605
May I recommend a change in colour tone for your monitor?
Yeah, google up f.lux. It's good for your eyes.
>>607
Cold white is more pleasing to the eye.
>>608
No, it isn't, red light might raise intraocular pressure (glaucoma sufferers are sometimes prescribed glasses with green lens for the opposite effect).
I also used f.lux when it was all hyped up, but either it distorted colours too much on default settings or it had no effect at all. If the goal is to make somebody fuck off the computer, defaults work but not in the described way.
ななひら万歳！ななひら万歳！
Don't believe in me.
I miss the comfort of 4chan telling me to kill myself.
smoking weed invented the telephone
God damn, I forgot how much fun normal mode is.
Why couldn't I have been born in the time where humanity has millions of slave robots and already figured out a way to get near-unlimited resources to maintain them, so work isn't necessary anymore.
Yes, my gochuumon is an usagi.
Why couldn't I have been born in the time where humanity has catgirl maids to serve my "chinchin".
There was a big storm in my state, a lot of trees and branches are all over the place now and there are a lot of ambulance cars going around too. I hope things will get better twomorrow
>>622
What state we this in? I haven't heard anything about storms in the news.
She's got honey in her rectum, if you know what I mean.
Glory Glory Hallelujah
You'll get what's coming to ya.
Even a telepath couldn't do it.
I'm so glad we're 同士.
After a long time of not remembering any dreams at all, I'm starting to get vivid and bizarre ones. Of course it's already beginning to slip away but part of last night's was being a king or some other "someone important" and I was with a lady when a hornet landed on my face and I was holding very, very still to avoid getting stung. But next thing I knew I was somewhere else with my royal adviser(? don't really remember who this character was) and I asked him accusingly if he'd used the hornet to anesthetize me, to which he smugly replied in the affirmative and showed me to a mirror. I'd been given a Glasgow smile (not a real big one, but the corners of my mouth were notched) and my ears were cut off to leave bloody slits. None of it hurt though. I also had on dark pink/reddish lipstick, my hair was done up in this huge raven black Asian style crest thing (don't know if it has a name to describe it), and my face was shaved clean so altogether I looked pretty girly, especially since when I undid the hair it all spilled down in rich shiny locks to my waist. But what really annoyed me was how fat I looked in the heavy robe thing I was in, so I threw it off and found that underneath I had some tight, shiny golden leotard thing on, and I'd been given three big breasts.
Later on in the dream, I'd been transferred back to my ordinary self, but this character I'd been previously came to an arranged meeting with me somewhere at night in a car, and when s/he got out of the car s/he grabbed me by the shoulders and started to piss on my sweatpants leg. I said "You can't do this" and s/he said something to the effect of "I can do anything I want." This is about the point at which I woke up.
Wait, what happened to SAOVQ it looks ill and unable to play.
>>629
That reminds me, last night I dreamed that I was going to a pub to meet some friends, but I couldn't find any appropriate clothing. Anyway, I don't remember why or how, but I ended up going dressed as a girl.
zOMG SAoVQ died!
>>630
There's something wrong with something on bluehost, I assume it's the way it caches directories or someone did something stupid, when that happens posting fixes it.
Oh! It's you!
Let me speckle your wood.
Pandas denied World Cup pundit role http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-27830225
My name is Paul...
Just a dimension away...
Damn epiphanies are too much trouble.
You reach out your hand, but there's nobody there.
This whole trend with people saying we should all be totally open about our problems and feelings is hypocritical. It's not bad to be open, but sometimes openness can be a terrible thing, and I think most of the people pushing this don't want to realize that. Some people just have aspects of their personalities that should remain hidden, don't you think?
I'd like to know if that Tenga guy likes his Tenga.
Intelligence is no excuse for happiness.
I've got a mild case of the runs and just now thought about cramming a slice of bread up my ass just to stop the dribbling for a while.
You should really kill yourself (the fuck, up) please please kill yourself (shut... the fuck, up)
>>650
Your apparent inability to take matters into your own hands (telling someone to kill himself vs. killing him with your own evil hands) tells me you probably vote Team Lefty.
How's it feel to be responsible for destroying everything that's good about humanity?
I'm quite fond of the Queen.
>>651
>>650 is suffering from Filthy Frank's song stuck in his head. It seems that Youtube recommends it as "What to watch next" on his (TVFilthyFrank) channel. Personally, I prefer his song about ramen: http://youtu.be/4qKJS-8bzoA
あたし嬉しくなっちゃうと
おしっこ出ちゃうの
Don't remind me.
Every time someone on TV or NPR says "climate change" like it's a big important scary thing, I mutter "climate change" like a snotty little girl would.
Climate's been changing for over four billion years. It ain't stopping now, no matter how much trace gas you try to modulate.
>>657 It's happening pretty quickly though. It would make sense to try and slow it down, although at this point there's not much we COULD do to slow it down anyway.
If just one person in ten killed themselves, it would be like everyone reducing their carbon emissions by 10%!
I met a real-life genuine climate change denier the other day. I didn't think they actually existed.
>>660
One of my childhood friends turned out to be a real-life honest to god creationist, and he doesn't even have the excuse of living/having been brought up in the Bible Belt or anything. Never underestimate the irrationality of people's beliefs.
>>660
Whereas I have a hard time believing anyone with a functioning brain could fall for such a transparent scam.
I'd like to mofumofu.
>>660
He was probably trying to troll you, there aren't really people that believe that we aren't causing climate change.
Blasphemy and a blasts for you
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1387711368/190
How come, if this person actually grew up in 70-80s, he not a single time mentioned SU and US nuking the shit out of each other and probably the rest of the world.
>>662,668
I have never met a climate change denier in real life either, but I've read around the topic a little and I'm quite interested in the idea. I'd be very grateful if you could briefly explain what, exactly, you believe about climate change and why.
>>672
I don't deny it or affirm it, but I have seen myriads and myriads of studies that claim to conclusively prove things one way or another, followed by revelations that the data was fudged or that some factor wasn't taken into account. For example, recently, been some fuss over a study by John Cook or something, claiming "97% of scientists believe man-made climate change is significant", following which the cited scientists got together and said "No, that's not what we said at all."
The fact that such a paper exists (and the controversy over the paper) tells me that this issue is not being approached in a scientific manner. Science should not be about consensus, it should be about experimental results. It doesn't help that politicians of all shapes and sizes are the loudest voices heard, and they certainly aren't scientific.
So I have resolved not to trust anything on the matter. If I believe one extreme, there's nothing to worry about. If I believe another extreme, it's too late. If I believe somewhere in the middle, I shouldn't buy a Hummer and should use paper bags instead of plastic. But I do that anyway, so there's absolutely no point in committing myself to any kind of "belief".
'Cause I'm your laaaaaaaaaaaaadyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>672
Measures taken against global warming have always been negative instead of positive. Instead of giving grants to small factories in order to greenify their processes, they tax them to oblivion. Instead of improving public transport, they tax and/or prohibit car owners from using their cars. Let's not forget how electronics can boost their value by simply slapping a green sticker on top. A keen observer can notice that these measures only benefit a small business elite; while a polution fee might kill a medium-sized companies, big companies can pay them with ease, likewise car owners are forced to buy new cars every few years benefiting car manufacturers. That's why I don't take it seriously, because politicians sure don't. It's just an excuse to benefit their cronies, as usual.
For some reason everybody around me post Filthy Frank's videos.
So, purely on the basis that it's used as political gameplay (what isn't?), what rational mind comes to the conclusion that it clearly isn't real and everyone who believes otherwise is clearly an idiot? Why be "that guy", one of a minority of hate machines on an otherwise pretty chilled-out BBS?
>>677
If I tell you The world will end, and conveniently you can stop it by giving me all your money,'' is it more rational to decide The world won't actually end'' or ``That guy's a scam artist, but that sign he was holding is pretty convincing. I bet the world actually is going to end.'' ?
That's probably the way >>675 looks at it, assuming that's who you're responding to. (He's also no more offensive than >>660 or >>661, so please don't perpetuate the cycle of offensiveness.)
I wonder how many fans they'd lose if Metallica started emphasizing the third syllable of their name instead of the second.
Roleplayers are so confusing sometimes. How are you supposed to know what parts of the not-so-obviously-fake things they say about themselves are true and which ones not.
So today I was riding in a car, and by car I mean poo in a butt.
I wonder how many fans Eminem would lose if he started emphasising the second syllable of his name instead of the first and third.
>>677
Well, also the fact that any initiative to finally move away from fossil fuels onto thorium or hydrogen is wishy-washy or turned down even though both are 100% feasible on mid to long term. Either global warming isn't that pressing, or mantaining the status quo of the oil economy is more important than the poles melting. AFAIK, politicians still live on planet Earth and are concerned for their own well-being at the very least.
>>685
If you've never played pokemon, then how do you know espeon is a pokemon?
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372715787/23 made me think... So, are you a VIPPER or a dokyun?
Sometimes I gingerly click my SAoVQ bookmark but I never feel cool enough to post, whereas to me, being a dokyun has connotations of being a bit of a dumbass, so I am most certainly the latter in my heart and soul
>>690
I'm an internet addict and DQN. VIPPERs are like wannabe-hipsters.
I'm a DQN, raised by a hen
Oh hey, >>332's old dulcimer piece came on my ipod at work yesterday, it gave me a cosy feeling I wanted to share with you all
My life is flowing away.
Most people would think I'm a normal, good guy with a lot of stuff to live for, but it's not true at all.
I'm a half-breed. The new generation, except not as gay. I'm... VIQN. Say it to yourself; "vikyuuuuu~n!". Doesn't it sound wonderful?
Ironically, I think DQN is pretty VIP and SAOVQ is pretty DQN.
>>692
<3
I've caught a virus or two.
>>697
Me too! Maybe it's just the elitism talking, but SAOVQ seems pretty circlejerky to me.
In my experience, SaoVQ and DQN are quite similar, with DQN being more fun. Still torn on whether or not I'd be a dokyun or VIPPER, though. What a conundrum.
How can I improve on post 946 in the change one word thread? It's perfect.
>>701
IN THIS THE 21ST CENTURY, THERE IS NO IMPROVEMENT, ONLY PROGRESS
I've spent eight and a half hours awake, doing nothing. Why?
Why are people complaining about global warming on DQN? Don't they know we invented it to get control of the fish industry?
Given that it hasn't actually warmed in almost 20 years now, you're doing a shitty job of it, >>704.
Both sides of this global waning "discussion" are pretty dickly about it.
Not a kettle.
Well that's just not nice.
臆病臆病臆病臆病臆病臆病臆病臆病臆病
Suck on my teaness.
So what's stopping y'all from paying for your own damn birth control pills?
My crack about eating Jack's sac had a much longer-lasting impact on the control tower thread than I would have ever thought.
Paprikás krumpli is the best krumpli.
It's too damn hot.
The conduction coefficient that characterizes material composing an ideal spheroid which encloses myself and a heat source is too arbitrarily small to facilitate an agreeable diffusion rate of particulate motion.
I have accepted defeat. You no longer scare me, exam.
Pretty little head.
I burned my bread :(
Well, back to bed...
Michael Medved is dead.
No he's not.
... Ted.
Try not to lose your head.
She ran away. Now she's in Wales, in Wrexham.
HOT TODAY
I will bring my fun
Too much bread, not enough circuses.
Most of current internet is too serious. I want my light hearted communities back.
G+ "what's hot" makes me want to bash my head against the wall most of the times.
"Look, Sherpas got us on a huge rock, what a stunning achievement! Have a cheesy quote about eating and making money to be able to enjoy life and a photo with lots of yellow-cyan rugs on it, because we don't really know what's going on in Ukraine, but hands off it, Putin!"
I need to use the word "loopy" somewhere.
>>728
I think it's because the internet used to be a lot more optional than it is these days, so people thought about it as if it didn't matter.
>>731
People thinking things matter is the foundation of all that is horrifying and trite, surely.
I saw the most amazing butterfly today. I mean really, truly, incredible. It was rather large as butterflies go; at least the size of my palm. In colour, it was sort of beige-ish, with little black spots. The forewings were large and bulbous, and the hindwings had little lobes hanging from them. It also had an unusual way of flying too, mostly gliding with little spurts of energetic flapping. I have absolutely no idea what it was, either.
There's a rat in my room. Wild rats would be cute if they weren't noisy and filthy.
There's more than one, at least 2, and one spooked me in the middle of a scary story. Screw rats.
It isn't sarcasm if you have to end your sentence with a tag.</sargasem>
I enjoy the intellectual superiority of DQN over SAOVQ.
I'll tell you when you're older.
Is Wario really a Turk? Being Mario's evil counterpart, does that imply that Turks are the evil version of Italians?
Almost posted the address to my workplace in the Ctrl-V thread. Hehahahehah.
Well, this is exactly why I shouldn't be in charge of the country.
迷子になっちゃった。
>>742
Of course, the Italians have the Roman catholic church, the Turks have the evil twin Eastern Orthodox church from the days of the Ottoman empire.
Oh gosh new Dwarf Fortress oh my goodness oh golly gosh
Goddamnit, Yukari.
Ball wit' da ball da bang da bang jiggy jiggy
You will never know.
Everything is peaceful.
I should probably start a fucking list of things about which to never write to you again.
Or I should stop fucking writing to you at all, that would solve both problems of you having to read whatever I write and me not keeping the list up to fucking date, moron.
Yeah, writing to you seems like a total waste of my fucking time.
i want to suck one of shobon's lip danglies
I just got this shirt today. Anyone know if it's a specific character on it? It's my 3rd shirt that has a graphic on it. One's a Yohji tee and the other came for free with a record I bought. This one, however, I bought spur of the moment.
http://i.imgur.com/TlcUeBU.jpg
I wasn't wearing pants so I threw the nearest pair on my crotch
I've seen a funny blue shirt with a certain kanji on it which makes it look almost like the Union Jack. The kanji, however, is "Amerika" - 米.
>>758
Ah, I thought you meant character as in kanji, whoops. I'm afraid I've no idea.
I wish I could find the old thread I made ages ago on /romance/.
I wonder if the people on the other boards are nerds pretending to be normals or normals somehow found those boards
I genuinely hate getting my hands wet...
'Cause they're mine, mine, you filthy old swine.
Get your own pigs to feed off! These ones are mine.
>>763
What people on the other boards? I haven't even seen Japanese Old Boy lately.
I don't do shit all day and there isn't a single excuse for that aside from the ultimate, universal, meaningless of the entire human history.
My website's hosting is really slow because I'm poor and can't pay for it so it got moved to free hosting.
It's kinda shit.
>>771
I've never heard of it but it doesn't seem to have what I'm looking for in a host.
I hate you, Maze of Love.
What does she say to you?
goof butts huhuhuhuhuhu
I filled up on pizza rolls earlier and now I'm regretting it because we're having fried chicken, which I love equally or possibly even more than pizza rolls.
I can only spell baccalaureate if I'm not thinking about spelling baccalaureate.
I eat out of routine instead of out of hunger. I need to start waiting until I'm actually hungry.
>>780
I saw an amazing butterfly about that size in Thailand a couple weeks ago. Have fun in Europe and I hope you get some great inspiration for the Control Tower there!
>>1, you claim that I don't say anything about the difference between the Tribe of Judah and the Jews. Well that is patenly false and you very well know it.
Daamn I'm huge
I'm happy.
Exportation!
http://www.fun-japan.com/images/traffic/Tokyo_metro_map_kai2.jpg
Fuck it, I'll walk.
Extrapolation!
Is this even real?
(1) When you think, you think with your brain.
(2) You are your brain*.
(3) You are what you think.
It doesn't compute.
*with a hot bod (or not) attached to it.
Dear Amazon,
When the shipping date you gave me for two-day shipping on your Prime service has passed by and the package is still in transit, the shipment is no longer "On Schedule", you goddamn fucking liars. I hope you drown in pig shit.
Best regards, dokyun
Why must I post my current thought? I had some wonderful thoughts last night, but if I'm not thinking them now I'm not allowed to share them, am I?
God save me from my own family.
>>793 but if you think about them whilst typing they are your current thoughts. Recurrent, but current!
But there is also this thread: http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1209933917/
Oh god, he turned into a salad and killed Rockman X.
fish are kek are real
Why am I such an idiot?
"I know what you need," she said in a child's voice; "I can save you from yourself."
I'd appreciate her clouds, if you know what I mean.
I've recently found out that the Earth 2 album really helps with my angst.
I've recently found out that nothing really helps with my angst.
I've recently found out that nothing really helps.
UNPROTECTED WIFI WASSHOI! UNPROTECTED WIFI WASSHOI!
It's all Fakku's fault!
I didn't say that the walls weren't pink.
You wait twenty years for an imouto, then three come along at once...
Exposure to my family induces throes of mental atrophy.
I hate trannies
Can't spell "is real" without "Israel".
I did it! I convinced a cute little girl to call me "onii-chan". Now I can die happy.
There will only be 7 planets after I destroy Uranus.
It's just another sort of blood loss, really.
And now, I want to sleep with a mermaid.
I too yearn to have sex with a nonhuman sophont.
ctrl+f curr
>>822
Good heavens, no. I'm thinking of aliens or monstergirls.
I'm a repugnant pervert, but even I have limits.
Wow. I actually, literally dreamed about fucking my own mother. Fuck you, Freud. Fuck you.
>>825
I've dreamed about fucking my mom multiples times. And once my dad.
>>825
I quite frequently dream of fucking your mom. I think most of us do. It's perfectly normal.
heh, that thread is gold
>>824
Free your mind. Don't limit yourself. Think outside the box.
It's only gay if the rice touches
Anyone know if I can buy a good banjo for cheap in Japan?
So there I was, computering about, when I happened to look up and see, above a stack of shelves, just where the wall meets the ceiling, a little black shape. Yes, you guessed it (no you didn't), it's a butterfly. Some sort of Nymphalidae; most likely another small tortoiseshell, but I can't tell until I can persuade it to spread its little wings.
I'm dumbfounded by the sheer absurdity of it. For something like this to happen once is an amusing coincidence, but twice, in the same place, to the same person - who coincidentally is also a lepidopterist? (Aside: no, spellcheck, I really did mean "lepidopterist", not "teleprompters") I feel like shouting at the little thing, "What are you doing‽ Don't you know what happened to the last of you who tried to hibernate here‽"
I know it's silly but it winds me up when people call any old image macro a "meme", or am I wrong? I noticed imgur has a “make a meme” button, ehhh?
>>835
It bothers me also. It doesn't help that the name has caught on to the point were even newscasters call image macros memes.
mamzy buzy
As the weather had cheered up, I decided to gently persuade my dear guest to leave for greener pastures - and, my goodness, it did not want to go. I managed to catch it under a glass and take it outside, at which point it, hesitantly, flew away... back indoors. I had to catch and release it again, after which it finally conceded and fluttered away, over the hedge and out of sight.
It was a small tortoiseshell after all, and a rather bedraggled specimen at that. I do hope it's happier outdoors - ultimately, all that awaited it here was slowly starving to death, after all. On the other hand, there was also a thunderstorm not long after I sent it on its way. I hope it made it through alright.
Actually, I sort of miss it now.
I'm taking a shit, eating pizza and posting on DQN all at the same time
>>839
Sounds like something the fat detective from the Spawn comics whose name I forget would do.
Well, maybe not DQN specifically...
http://secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1392458968/177
New VIPTRONIC album, in case any of you missed the news! Haven't listened to it yet but I'm rather excited.
To buddle a goose is to know true bliss.
God damn, RINGTONE 194, though...
Wow, DSCK made some sweet cheap tunas for VIPTRONIC.
lorg pns
Wow I haven't been to my usual textboards in like 2-3 months.
I feel sad and left out now.
Denpa? More like Clonepa. Hehaheahaha
There are no good people.
Someone wrote "I <3 Rainbow Dash" on the inside cover of my Copyright Law textbook
Who the fuck brings red chinos to work? And also tries to match them with a navy blue jacket? Seriously.
What's chinos and why would anyone care?
Ah, so chinos are those tight brightly-coloured jeans that make one's bottom look like a ball on top of two long thin sticks or, worse, droop there, if one is not in possession of any justifiable amount of bum.
horrible halfling
also captcha = thog. War thog?
You are fiction.
Sometimes when I wear in-ear headphones and my the sound of my own breath becomes amplified, I recall spending hours face down on the water snorkeling at some beach, and it's so damn relaxing... I don't even want to put any music on.
Monospace is love.
Do any of you remember that old current thoughts thread where in someone
oh fuck
I forgot what I was trying to remember to ask you guys about. It had something to do with getting text art to look right in Linux.
<Duke Nukem voice> This REALLY pisses me off </Duke Nukem voice>
>>869
Niven's Law is: there is nothing so good, no cause so noble, that some of the people in favor of it won't be assholes.
So if bad people can like good things, I am sure that good people can like bad things, even if--especially if--they understand that though they may desire it, they may wish to do it, they mustn't actually DO bad things. I submit it's possible to want to do things while knowing they're bad and wrong, and know better than to actually do them. We can't choose what we desire. We can't choose whether or not to want to do something, only whether we act on it.
so turned on right now
>>866
But the answer is platform independent since modern browsers can force monafont for anything you like.
Monaspace is love.
>>869
A band! We could call the first album "Separation of the Buttocks"
It's interesting that saovq has been significantly shittier than DQN for the last 6 or so months. It's usually the other way around. Quality usually shifts back as forth constantly, but DQN has been holding strong while saovq only falls further.
>>875
I think DQN has been better on the whole ever since the Great Image Board Demise. We still don't have Tablecat, though.
>>876
We should make our own thing. Like a gorilla in an old time scuba helmet or something.
But there is no other way, not any more.
This portrait monitor enables me to read so much DQN at once, it's amazing.
Glory to Arstotzka!
Why won't anyone bid on my stupidly overpriced video game for an outdated console?
>>882 are you trying to trick someone into thinking it's really rare? That's never worked for me.
The Twelfth Indentation.
I don't regret buying a Kyubey. I want to make a contract and become a magical girl.
"Screaming".
Oh man, it's been way to long since I last went dancing in old threads.
DQN is the only place I feel at home.
I fapped to 3d again OTL
欲望
Soft, fluffy and sexualised.
I'm hungry and I want to go to lunch.
Potential lack of update tomorrow evening, due to things. Don't despair.
Y'ever been lying there in bed waiting to fall asleep, when you realize you can feel your bladder filling up?
I hate that.
>>898
Yes, it's especially annoying because I currently sleep in the basement and have to go upstairs to pee.
Ben Garrison HATES Jewish people
>>899 use http://www.cvs.com/shop/product-detail/Drive-Medical-Male-Urinal-White?skuId=903920
And you will not need to go upstairs as often.
writing yet another BBS
Cannibalised by hungry lolis.
Klondike Choco Tacos suck so bad.
>>905
It's fucking called a "Choco Taco" and you expect it to be good?
Blow me, man. They were on sale, so I took a chance.
To poop, perchance to vomit.
Give me the chocolate.
What's wrong with choco tacos? If I google it, it looks like an ice cream sandwich shaped like a taco, fairly appetizing.
Don't let Assange on the British soil. Jush push him back, if he tries to leave the embassy! Throw him back if it comes to that!
>>910 The taco part is both soft and difficult to bite through or tear, the result is a lot of soft chocolate interior all over your hands and the floor and the table and the cat and I've got the Godzilla 2014 soundtrack playing and that's making this whole post sound really scary so I'm getting out.
I need to acquire a frilly dress.
"Will 8 condoms be enough?"
A condom made of lead
>>912 well, the "fillings escape and make a mess" part sounds accurate to tacos, at least.
u mad?
Yes, I am mad.
But it's a well known fact that jigsaws can make anything unerotic.
I think we should be able to fill in all the post boxes at once and reply to all ten visible threads at the same time.
>>920
I'm sure there are some nefarious purposes such a feature could be put to.
You know the burning sensation you get when you shit out a spicy meal? If you buttfuck someone who ate something spicy, would it burn your dick?
I can't wait until the universe collapses and time runs in reverse
Take a chill pill politics-kun, you're an eyesore.
>>924 Maybe it's already happened but our perception of time is also running in reverse.
au au yo
妖精好き
大妖精大好き
I'm bummed out. YOU bummed me out!
I'd do it again, too!
It's red, red, red all the way.
My dick is all red, I think I spent too much time with it.
Captcha: life.
http://www.theguardian.com/books/2014/aug/19/readers-absorb-less-kindles-paper-study-plot-ereader-digitisation
Technophobes are lapping it up. Because "digital is fake".
please enter assword
I was in a chemistry lab earlier today, and they were literally using a pair of pantsu as oven gloves. How lewd.
So, I've decided to make my own awkward and hilarious adventure in Sims 3. But first of all I wanted to make a single character for myself... And then I spent hours twinking him into a rich skilful 5-star celebrity writer.
>>936
Was it shimapan (striped panties) or just some nondescript boxers?
I think I admitted to someone last night that I thought senpai was really cute and that I wanted her to sit on my face.
>>938
They were grey, pantsu-shaped pantsu, heavily worn and torn in one place. No stripes, I'm afraid; nor even any cute frills or ribbons.
Why would you pick any superpower other than mind control?
>>941
Invincibility would be pretty handy against forces of nature that don't have minds to control.
Why is there a special term for striped panties anyway?
I'm terrified of the upcoming semester and I don't want to end up isolated again.
I don't understand this world.
I don't give a damn about your stupid little hobby operating system so for fuck's sake SHUT UP ABOUT LINUX and talk about something that's actually interesting for a change.
NO!
I mean, I was told that it was... but it... I just...
Fuck.
Dude, HURD is pretty cool. You can kill and restart the part of your system that hands out new resources for fork(2) live. It would be really nice if it hadn't been accidentally welded to mach at the hip, and could accept microkernels representing recent advancements, like SeL4.
Remember, punctuation and capitalization make the difference between "I helped my uncle, Jack, off the horse" and "i helped my uncle jack off the horse".
I can't tell whether the "outrage" over XSEED's use of the term "trap" to refer to a crossdresser in Akiba's Trip is real or fake. I do know that there are plenty more things to get outraged over than the words people use.
I have sold my soul to academia.
"ouroboros of worthlessness" can be added to the list of phrases I never thought I'd see.
I don't care about that kid who got shot.
Where all the white women at?
What's with all the "Goth X" threads popping up lately? And is it someone who's really into goth stuff, or a troll?
cyber drilldo
When an Atlantic journalist releases a book titled "The End of Men" (obviously to get more press, with a title like that) that details how women are dominating and continuing to dominate in every job market and how this is basically a good thing, I wonder what exactly she's looking forward to in the new world. Men taking the former role of women as enforced housewives? I think I'll kill myself instead, thanks.
I think I'm simply tired of gender politics. I'm not one of these MRA shitheads. I'm not a misogynist. So is it possible for me to just work and live an honest life without being shamed and criticized etc.? Maybe I should just stop reading shitty clickbait news sites like Slate that pander to the SJW crowd.
But why do you do x?
Because I hate life.
>>961
Is that "x", a stand in variable for something else, or "x", the drug ecstasy?
No Grinding Noises update tonight, unless somebody else fancies writing one. You're allowed to!
Since quitting drinking a few days ago I've been really angry. I wonder if that is normal
>>964
Probably. I get rather grump(y/ier) if I don't jack off for a while.
I was really hungry so I bought a deli sandwhich. It was 400 calories and it tasted like getting your passport.
DQN-kun's current thoughts on the Scottish independence referendum?
>>967 not Scottish, don't care.
However, a part of me still wants the vote to go yes. It will be interesting to see what happens if Scotland independences. Maybe other provinces and regions in Europe with strong nationalist tendencies and a concentrated population of that particular nationality will drive their claims more, like Catalonia or maybe Venice.
Posting one's current thought.
I don't have much thought on Scotland beyond associating their accent with cheesy fantasy dwarves. And I guess they have highlands and aren't well liked by the English.
And kilts. I almost forgot kilts.
Bad joke time!
Why do they call it a kilt, anyway?
Because anyone who called it a skirt, got kilt!
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-28950685
This is incredibly stupid. $300 million for 115MW? They were ripped off! They could have bought a much more powerful nuclear power plant for a bit more. Though I do acknowledge that Chile is prone to some incredibly violent earthquakes, and that consequences of a destroyed wind farm are mostly limited to a bunch of shitty giant fans lying around.
>>967
They should troll the world and ask to join Russia. Oh, the lulz they will have!
This is pretty awesome.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-Hux8dm6RQ
>>973 there was something a wee while ago about Alex Salmond saying something pro-Putin that annoyed people http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/apr/30/alex-salmond-vladimir-putin-remarks
i liek blastoise he looks like a tortuss and shots watur
everyone's all "omg wtf hello kitty's not a cat!?" but I already knew that from reading the comics and watching the cartoon, am I cool?
嘘、詐欺、売春、脱税
韓国人犯罪ばかり。
日本から出ていけ。
I wanna play with my ween
Found two more hibernating butterflies in my house. I don't understand reality any more.
Venus with a penis
If you truly love it, memorise it.
My farts smell more unpleasant than usual.
yeah
Love of broken things.
Penis with a Venus.
Penis IN a Venus.
Fuck this anime, and everything it stands for.
>>990
Kodomo no Jikan. It lured me in with its lighthearted loli fanservice, then WHAM! Episode six, dead parents everywhere.
>>991
Interesting. I've heard it mentioned before, but only in terms of bashing it because of the lighthearted loli fanservice.
Maybe try Astarotte no Omocha that I just got done watching.
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372715787/137
why did I watch the whole thing
Why am I so literally full of shit this morning? This is like the fourth big load I've dropped on the can today.
vc: jeze
>>991
Read the manga, there's not as much lighthearted fanservice.
>>995
But I want lighthearted fanservice!
At present, I'm imagining the ending is one of the following:
Is it Wednesday yet?
>>996
No, it's one of those manga whose ending was rushed because of the Ishihara National Parties efforts to ban loli nationwide, but it's still an amazing manga up to right before the very end.
