ななひら万歳！ななひら万歳！
Don't believe in me.
I miss the comfort of 4chan telling me to kill myself.
smoking weed invented the telephone
God damn, I forgot how much fun normal mode is.
Why couldn't I have been born in the time where humanity has millions of slave robots and already figured out a way to get near-unlimited resources to maintain them, so work isn't necessary anymore.
Yes, my gochuumon is an usagi.
Why couldn't I have been born in the time where humanity has catgirl maids to serve my "chinchin".
There was a big storm in my state, a lot of trees and branches are all over the place now and there are a lot of ambulance cars going around too. I hope things will get better twomorrow
>>622
What state we this in? I haven't heard anything about storms in the news.
She's got honey in her rectum, if you know what I mean.
Glory Glory Hallelujah
You'll get what's coming to ya.
Even a telepath couldn't do it.
I'm so glad we're 同士.
After a long time of not remembering any dreams at all, I'm starting to get vivid and bizarre ones. Of course it's already beginning to slip away but part of last night's was being a king or some other "someone important" and I was with a lady when a hornet landed on my face and I was holding very, very still to avoid getting stung. But next thing I knew I was somewhere else with my royal adviser(? don't really remember who this character was) and I asked him accusingly if he'd used the hornet to anesthetize me, to which he smugly replied in the affirmative and showed me to a mirror. I'd been given a Glasgow smile (not a real big one, but the corners of my mouth were notched) and my ears were cut off to leave bloody slits. None of it hurt though. I also had on dark pink/reddish lipstick, my hair was done up in this huge raven black Asian style crest thing (don't know if it has a name to describe it), and my face was shaved clean so altogether I looked pretty girly, especially since when I undid the hair it all spilled down in rich shiny locks to my waist. But what really annoyed me was how fat I looked in the heavy robe thing I was in, so I threw it off and found that underneath I had some tight, shiny golden leotard thing on, and I'd been given three big breasts.
Later on in the dream, I'd been transferred back to my ordinary self, but this character I'd been previously came to an arranged meeting with me somewhere at night in a car, and when s/he got out of the car s/he grabbed me by the shoulders and started to piss on my sweatpants leg. I said "You can't do this" and s/he said something to the effect of "I can do anything I want." This is about the point at which I woke up.
Wait, what happened to SAOVQ it looks ill and unable to play.
>>629
That reminds me, last night I dreamed that I was going to a pub to meet some friends, but I couldn't find any appropriate clothing. Anyway, I don't remember why or how, but I ended up going dressed as a girl.
zOMG SAoVQ died!
>>630
There's something wrong with something on bluehost, I assume it's the way it caches directories or someone did something stupid, when that happens posting fixes it.
Oh! It's you!
Let me speckle your wood.
Pandas denied World Cup pundit role http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-27830225
My name is Paul...
Just a dimension away...
Damn epiphanies are too much trouble.
You reach out your hand, but there's nobody there.
This whole trend with people saying we should all be totally open about our problems and feelings is hypocritical. It's not bad to be open, but sometimes openness can be a terrible thing, and I think most of the people pushing this don't want to realize that. Some people just have aspects of their personalities that should remain hidden, don't you think?
I'd like to know if that Tenga guy likes his Tenga.
Intelligence is no excuse for happiness.
I've got a mild case of the runs and just now thought about cramming a slice of bread up my ass just to stop the dribbling for a while.
You should really kill yourself (the fuck, up) please please kill yourself (shut... the fuck, up)
>>650
Your apparent inability to take matters into your own hands (telling someone to kill himself vs. killing him with your own evil hands) tells me you probably vote Team Lefty.
How's it feel to be responsible for destroying everything that's good about humanity?
I'm quite fond of the Queen.
>>651
>>650 is suffering from Filthy Frank's song stuck in his head. It seems that Youtube recommends it as "What to watch next" on his (TVFilthyFrank) channel. Personally, I prefer his song about ramen: http://youtu.be/4qKJS-8bzoA
あたし嬉しくなっちゃうと
おしっこ出ちゃうの
Don't remind me.
Every time someone on TV or NPR says "climate change" like it's a big important scary thing, I mutter "climate change" like a snotty little girl would.
Climate's been changing for over four billion years. It ain't stopping now, no matter how much trace gas you try to modulate.
>>657 It's happening pretty quickly though. It would make sense to try and slow it down, although at this point there's not much we COULD do to slow it down anyway.
If just one person in ten killed themselves, it would be like everyone reducing their carbon emissions by 10%!
I met a real-life genuine climate change denier the other day. I didn't think they actually existed.
>>660
One of my childhood friends turned out to be a real-life honest to god creationist, and he doesn't even have the excuse of living/having been brought up in the Bible Belt or anything. Never underestimate the irrationality of people's beliefs.
>>660
Whereas I have a hard time believing anyone with a functioning brain could fall for such a transparent scam.
I'd like to mofumofu.
>>660
He was probably trying to troll you, there aren't really people that believe that we aren't causing climate change.
Blasphemy and a blasts for you
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1387711368/190
How come, if this person actually grew up in 70-80s, he not a single time mentioned SU and US nuking the shit out of each other and probably the rest of the world.
>>662,668
I have never met a climate change denier in real life either, but I've read around the topic a little and I'm quite interested in the idea. I'd be very grateful if you could briefly explain what, exactly, you believe about climate change and why.
>>672
I don't deny it or affirm it, but I have seen myriads and myriads of studies that claim to conclusively prove things one way or another, followed by revelations that the data was fudged or that some factor wasn't taken into account. For example, recently, been some fuss over a study by John Cook or something, claiming "97% of scientists believe man-made climate change is significant", following which the cited scientists got together and said "No, that's not what we said at all."
The fact that such a paper exists (and the controversy over the paper) tells me that this issue is not being approached in a scientific manner. Science should not be about consensus, it should be about experimental results. It doesn't help that politicians of all shapes and sizes are the loudest voices heard, and they certainly aren't scientific.
So I have resolved not to trust anything on the matter. If I believe one extreme, there's nothing to worry about. If I believe another extreme, it's too late. If I believe somewhere in the middle, I shouldn't buy a Hummer and should use paper bags instead of plastic. But I do that anyway, so there's absolutely no point in committing myself to any kind of "belief".
'Cause I'm your laaaaaaaaaaaaadyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>672
Measures taken against global warming have always been negative instead of positive. Instead of giving grants to small factories in order to greenify their processes, they tax them to oblivion. Instead of improving public transport, they tax and/or prohibit car owners from using their cars. Let's not forget how electronics can boost their value by simply slapping a green sticker on top. A keen observer can notice that these measures only benefit a small business elite; while a polution fee might kill a medium-sized companies, big companies can pay them with ease, likewise car owners are forced to buy new cars every few years benefiting car manufacturers. That's why I don't take it seriously, because politicians sure don't. It's just an excuse to benefit their cronies, as usual.
For some reason everybody around me post Filthy Frank's videos.
So, purely on the basis that it's used as political gameplay (what isn't?), what rational mind comes to the conclusion that it clearly isn't real and everyone who believes otherwise is clearly an idiot? Why be "that guy", one of a minority of hate machines on an otherwise pretty chilled-out BBS?
>>677
If I tell you The world will end, and conveniently you can stop it by giving me all your money,'' is it more rational to decide The world won't actually end'' or ``That guy's a scam artist, but that sign he was holding is pretty convincing. I bet the world actually is going to end.'' ?
That's probably the way >>675 looks at it, assuming that's who you're responding to. (He's also no more offensive than >>660 or >>661, so please don't perpetuate the cycle of offensiveness.)
I wonder how many fans they'd lose if Metallica started emphasizing the third syllable of their name instead of the second.
Roleplayers are so confusing sometimes. How are you supposed to know what parts of the not-so-obviously-fake things they say about themselves are true and which ones not.
So today I was riding in a car, and by car I mean poo in a butt.
I wonder how many fans Eminem would lose if he started emphasising the second syllable of his name instead of the first and third.
>>677
Well, also the fact that any initiative to finally move away from fossil fuels onto thorium or hydrogen is wishy-washy or turned down even though both are 100% feasible on mid to long term. Either global warming isn't that pressing, or mantaining the status quo of the oil economy is more important than the poles melting. AFAIK, politicians still live on planet Earth and are concerned for their own well-being at the very least.
>>685
If you've never played pokemon, then how do you know espeon is a pokemon?
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372715787/23 made me think... So, are you a VIPPER or a dokyun?
Sometimes I gingerly click my SAoVQ bookmark but I never feel cool enough to post, whereas to me, being a dokyun has connotations of being a bit of a dumbass, so I am most certainly the latter in my heart and soul
>>690
I'm an internet addict and DQN. VIPPERs are like wannabe-hipsters.
I'm a DQN, raised by a hen
Oh hey, >>332's old dulcimer piece came on my ipod at work yesterday, it gave me a cosy feeling I wanted to share with you all
My life is flowing away.
Most people would think I'm a normal, good guy with a lot of stuff to live for, but it's not true at all.
I'm a half-breed. The new generation, except not as gay. I'm... VIQN. Say it to yourself; "vikyuuuuu~n!". Doesn't it sound wonderful?
Ironically, I think DQN is pretty VIP and SAOVQ is pretty DQN.
>>692
<3
I've caught a virus or two.
>>697
Me too! Maybe it's just the elitism talking, but SAOVQ seems pretty circlejerky to me.
In my experience, SaoVQ and DQN are quite similar, with DQN being more fun. Still torn on whether or not I'd be a dokyun or VIPPER, though. What a conundrum.
How can I improve on post 946 in the change one word thread? It's perfect.
>>701
IN THIS THE 21ST CENTURY, THERE IS NO IMPROVEMENT, ONLY PROGRESS
I've spent eight and a half hours awake, doing nothing. Why?
Why are people complaining about global warming on DQN? Don't they know we invented it to get control of the fish industry?
Given that it hasn't actually warmed in almost 20 years now, you're doing a shitty job of it, >>704.
Both sides of this global waning "discussion" are pretty dickly about it.
Not a kettle.
Well that's just not nice.
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