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spare the noid and spoil the pizza
If you release the emergency mittens and scroll up really fast the mittens float upwards too.
I'm gonna rest 'cuz I'm the best!
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I'm not a fan of the answer to my question. It didn't answer anything and contained unnecessary references to testicles and anal sphincters.
FAILED MY MATY EXAM. TIME TO VIDYA GAEM FOR A WHOLE WEEKEND. LET THE HEALING BEGEN.
When is he getting hereee
I wish Amazon would hurry up with my package.
Personal life going to be amazing, professional life going mediocre. Much better than the other way around.
It's just like that one where one of the main characters turns out to be a tree.
The pigeons around here behave very strangely.
Fuck off, autumn.
I like how the stage theme reaches a climax right before the end and then drops and you're sitting there for a few seconds waiting for the boss to appear.
Thank goodness it isn't three o'clock any more.
urban exploration
I had 10 days to prepare for an exam. I wasted the first 5 doing nothing, so now I'm going to do nothing for 5 days since I already missed my chance at studying
>>367
This. Study! You just want an excuse to give up right now, but you'll regret it if you do.
>>366
Honestly five days is a good amount of time. I failed my math exam because of not studying. I feel terrible. Please study anon.
I'm really bad at studying. I blame high school and college for being too easy; I never had to study. Now if there's anything more advanced that I want to learn on my own, I just can't bring myself to study for it. However, thinking "I need to study" can be a good impetus to do something else useful, because you can rationalise it.
All this goes to say is that I think >>366 should clean the house or exercise to avoid studying.
"Shi" in Dvorak layout corresponds to Russian "w" (incomplete "wp" - "arse"). It also carries on the meaning, just as you would exclaim "Oh shi-!" in English, it would be "O, w-!" in Russian.
>>366
You should avoid self-fulfilling prophecies, if anything they ruined my life. But still, 5 days is a lot of a time for studying. If you need to memorize something try to revise it a couple of times per day.
But as >>370,371 you would probably want to clean in your desk/room/house/hard disk drive because it's a mess that distracts you/full of dust/you're tired of your surroundings.
Why do I have dandruff even though I use anti-dandruff shampoo?
>>374
Try changing your bed sheets. Or maybe your head just sheds some useless old skin. Or that shampoo was a rip-off.
What now? How can I just go about as though nothing's changed, as though the world is the same as I always believed it was? How can I not?
I don't see what's wrong with being addicted to masturbation.
It's cheap, safe and free. Plus it's fun!
I can't use Google Earth because I am terrified of it. The blackness of space around the Earth when you're zoomed out, the plunge towards the planet when you zoom in, the unsettling feeling of actually being above the Earth itself and looking down on everything. Looking at photos of planets etc. doesn't bother me at all; it's only this I have a problem with. I don't understand it.
>>378
like anything, it's fine in moderation, but bad in excess
It's true, you do feel great after going to the gym, after the stiffness and muscular pain is gone, that is. Who would've thought?
I can't wait until I have abs. I just want to have a flat chest and stomach.
I'm really tired of myself. I'm boring. Needy. And annoying. And unattractive. I want people to like me and desire to be around me. But if I were someone else I would not choose to be friends with me either.
Those were the first tits I've seen for a while, so I guess that's okay.
I've never understood why the full moon is considered "creepy" or "spooky". Personally I've always found it rather beautiful and peaceful.
Goonaight.
betelgeu.se
I got dinner with someone and I didn't say or do anything awkward!
>>383 I'd like to tell you it's going to be okay, but that really could be a lie.
It's entirely possible though that you're also being way too hard on yourself and are overstating your negative qualities and not thinking about your positive ones. I know because I have done this and still do it all the time. Anyway, if you think you're boring, getting into an interest or hobby is a good way to be less boring.
dongers
>>389
I do have some though. Archery, activism, books, law, politics, hiking, bushcraft, gardening, vidya, programming. Those are all just boring things that nobody wants to hear about.
Really the only thing that I at all like about myself are my eyes. My eyes are cool colors. The rest of my body and personality are undesirable.
>>391 in that case, you're not boring, because there are people around into all that stuff who like to talk about it. Maybe they are hard to find, though, because unless you're into sports it seems like it's hard to find anyone who shares your interests.
>>391
If you're unable to make and maintain friends with those hobbies you're most likely a gigantic faggot.
And here is paradise.
It's too bad that Nesticle is so far in the past now that no one will find it relevant if I make wisecracks about games that don't work right on it having Nesticular cancer.
MIPS!
I want to visit the aquarium!
She watches you because she loves you.
The wind, the snow, the birdsong, and someone is playing a piano in Woodbury.
warm heater, warm food, warm heart
why
why not
All this porridge... going to waste...
I am too worried about computer and stuff, this is stupid...
I tried alcohol for the first time ever last night. It tasted like cough syrup. I don't know why people drink it.
passing trees blur the snow
Tires carry hopeful hearts.
Homeward bound.
To the couple 3 seats ahead of me on the bus kissing and cooing at each other: "Fuck you."
>>411 if it makes you feel better chances are pretty fair that they'll be broken up or making each other miserable this time next year.
¿͇̲̗͎̼͉̒̚ɥ̼̬͐̌̾̄ͦɔ̝̯͎̝̫̳ͫ̏̇͗͂ͣ́̓ʇ̗͇̳̯̯̏̂̐̿ͨ̆̑ᴉ̟̬̳͓̜̭̻͇̌̾ͮ͑͐͂̋q̻̱͎͖̹͉͉̦̓ͥͣ̚ ̹͔͎̱̙͈̳̲̯̈͑̏͆͑ͤ̿ͪ̑ǝ̹̩͙̆̿̄̍l̮̙̝̆̍̑̾ͥ̅͌̚ʇ̙̭̟͒̆͑̐ͯͭ̄͂̎ʇ̫͉͙̯͕̈́̓ͥͪ̾͒͌̿ͅͅᴉ̣̗͍̻͙̣̗͗̌̏̈́̀l͈̻̦͒̅ͭ͒̊͑̂͐ ̹͙̯̝͕̊ͮͫ̚ͅn͖͕͌̿̾ͨ̓́͂̅o̻̰̹̿ͯ̍ʎ̤̗͕̹́ͭ̒ͪͥ͗͛̿ ̲̥̽̈́̈͊͊̔̚'͓̼͖͍͓͎͆͐ͦ̈́̑̏ǝ̦̺̝͚̍ͅɯ̠̃̓̌ͨ̚ ̭͉̣̰̥̲̭̯͕ͫ̅͗o̯ͯ̅̍̆̿̃ʇ̙̯̰̱̱̱̥ͧ̌ͤ̃̔ ̲͙ͪ͐͊͋ʎ̤̗̜͇ͪ̋ͪ́̆́͂ɐ̬̜̯̼̟̤ͥ͐s̼̲͉̟̥͙̤̞̠ͯ̄̇͌ͬ̅͋̚ ̭̻̮̩̞̜͔̜͂̃̽̑̉͋̚ƃ͉͚͙̠͔͊̔ͮu̯͔̘̮̠͙̅ͥͮ̿ͅᴉ̯̝̠͚̯ͤ̃ͪͬͣͩ̚ʞ͖̠͔͉͖̘͖͉̞ͯ̆̌ɔ͙̘͕̟͇̾͒ͯͅͅn̖̻̭̗̰̆ͦ̂̏̒͌͒ͅɟ̣̠̱̅̂ ̮͇̄ͫ̇ͦ̓͆ʇ̟̦͎́̂̔͊͗͊s̻̻͈̳͎ͭ̚n͚̜̞͓͔ͫ̍ɾ̘͍̑̂ ̹̪̏n̖̖͓̞̹͇̊́̍o̻̩͍̫͈̹̗͒̔̍ʎ̜̠͔̩̒ͬ͆̂́̋ͪ ̥̠͖ͨ͌̅̽p̬̣͍̗̑ͨ̍̿͌̅ᴉ̼̹̫̖̒p͈͔̯͛͋̽͐̈̇͂ ͔͉͇̆ͯ͒̍ͅʞ̖͔ͨ̆̏̃̇ͦɔ͓̒͑̉̐ͧn̳͇̙̰̫͎̜̒̏ͅɟ̖̯͍̪͍͈ͩ̐͂̈́ͯ̇̋ͭͮ ͚͈̝͈̭̱̚ǝ͖̯̗̞̌͊ͮ͋ͧͨ̐̽ɥ̙͎̳̙̪̪̩̮̜̽̐̿ʇ͍̣̳̯̩̭͗ͩ̍͐͆͗ͅ ͈͍̞̠̝̭͈̪͉ͮ̇ͪ͐̚ʇ̲̙̖͖̘ͧ̇ɐ̰͎͇̲̯̲͖̹̦͂ͮ̈́ͩ̑̊̐ɥ̠̤͓̜͖͚̰̞̄̑̋M̗̜̞̘̯̭̘̍̒
Why does milk make me fart?
too cold
Constant internal state of existential crisis.
A senpai noticed me today
>>412
Hey, you know man, that does make me feel a little better.
>>419
But it still doesn't remove that bitter taste of moral decay of our society. People should have some decency to keep private matters private and quit making out on a fucking overcrowded subway train, for example.
I mean if somebody decapitated them right there and we were doused by their blood, I would rejoice.
...Or if at least some old grandma scolded them for the good few minutes and perhaps pushed them, that would suffice.
The stupid naked pizza delivery video was taken down from every porn site ever, holy fuck I could have downloaded it but I didn't. Fuck why is it so hot.
I wish I was drunk!! Only having a couple of glasses and getting halfway there is so unsatisfying.
Well, now we know.
I guess my mom is lactose intolerant. I wonder if that's something that is passed down from parent to child.
I hate lactose. Fuck that shit.
Kyun! Kyun! Kyun! Kyun!
asian-style mexican food
alcoholics anonymous is drunk legion
caramel chocolate hot coco yeah boyeeeeee
Programming is a strange and magical thing.
4chan is down so now I'm here
>>434
I'm waiting for the day when I start coding the codes once again. But it doesn't come...
>>434,436
I don't do anything else. I enjoy it, but I don't recommend becoming me.
That Suika girl sure is one heck of a demon.
Welp 4chan is up again
Goodbye!
moot is kill
Don't talk to me about purity.
Windows Gayght
I am yours.
briefly touching the hand of a cashier who gives you your change back
The way cats and dogs shiver sometimes when they stretch out is cute and makes the world a better place.
The one time I leave my house I get sick on the coldest days in years.
WWJD if he had to climb a wall of dicks?
Radiation is the best way to warm your heart.