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1 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7793 01:19

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250 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7819 01:32

>>249
Well my high school French teacher read the lord of the rings trilogy 17 times. N

251 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7819 04:47

There is candy inside of the penis I want it

252 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7819 08:41

I don't know how to respond to your letters.

253 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7819 11:22

ƒˆƒ

254 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7819 12:03

Hey, Shii, if you read this, http://shii.org/b/kodokunooto is missing, and your site is redirecting to some weird old book!

255 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7819 12:18

>>249
Well, isn't The Hobbit intended for younger audiences and thus much shorter and simpler story-wise? I'm surprised that Hollywood managed to pump as many movies out of thin book as from a large trilogy.

It seems that the modern trend is Game of Thrones with all its behind-the-scenes intrigues and fighting. But I say, "Fuck it!" The world needs more unselfish heroes and less backstabbing rats.

256 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7819 12:26

Peeking at other boards feels weird and a bit scary, as if there are lots of unfamiliar posters who have never been to DQN.

257 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7819 13:01

My brain told me last night that the sense of ultimate boredom, discontent and depression is a sign of it recovering and rearing to learn something new.

258 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7819 13:46

Seriously, am I the only person who uses semicolons?

259 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7819 14:55

>>258
You're not the only one; I also use them.

260 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7819 15:49

I tried to smell nice today, but I wonder if I smell too strongly.

261 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7819 16:32

I need to get a real job, this place is driving me nuts!

262 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7819 20:26

>>254
Hasn't it been doing that for over a year now?

263 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7819 23:09

>>262
Yeah, and he even nuked his wiki some time before that. Does anybody have a good archive of it? It's a shame to see it go.

264 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7820 00:38

Who gives a shit about this kike?

265 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7820 02:00

Citizenfour is good.

266 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7820 02:15

>>263
It even inspired me to work on my own web place!
...But then it was gone, and motivation was no more.

267 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7820 02:38

So if Edgar Allan Poe lived today, you think he would be a furry? You reckon he would have a crow as his avatar?

Would he be an Internet addict? Would he be an avid gamer? Would he call himself Edgar Allan Pwnd?

268 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7820 04:55

boom boom boom boom, i want you in my womb.

269 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7820 05:03

Now that I think about it, a scene with two women having a scholarly debate about Kantian idealism or something wouldn't pass the Bechdel test, but a scene with two women talking about menstruation and fancy shoes would. Will feminists admit that the latter really does represent women better than the former?

270 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7820 05:05

It's like radiation in your wedding cake.

271 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7820 05:46

I think there might be a feminist under my bed.

272 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7820 06:54

I think there might be a bed under my bipotion.

273 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7820 12:30

I didn't think I could pull it off, but I managed to masturbate five times in a row. Now I really need a smoke and something to drink before I die of dehydration.

274 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7820 14:55

I think I might be more feverous than usual.

275 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7820 21:56

But the only thing you really need to know is what happens when she blows on her flute.

276 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7820 21:58

chatte

277 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7821 03:07

your body is a temple
cleanliness is godliness

278 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7821 09:43

>pull it off
>masturbate

I see what >273 did there.

279 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7821 10:38

>>273
In a row and not in a day? How? Teach me this feat, I want to do it too.

That's spectacular.

280 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7821 12:00

>>279
I wouldn't recommend it, my willy is still sore.

281 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7821 16:01

I should have stuck to masturbating like >>273 did. Some bitch gave me hpv and now I'm gonna get dick cancer.

282 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7821 18:31

I spend my "HTML class" time watching from ex-military tattooed idiot ask weird questions and fail at uploading his broken files to the class production server.

283 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7821 18:37

>from

*some

fucking autocorrect

284 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7821 19:18

Why do nerdy fandoms separate into two rival camps so much? Off the top of my head, there's:

Star Wars vs. Star Trek
Marvel vs. DC
Sega vs. Nintendo
Touhou vs. Kantai Collection
Kyoto Animation vs. SHAFT

285 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7821 19:36

>>281
Eesh, is you dick covered with that ugly flaky stuff now? The worst part is that you can get the virus from public places without even sexing anyone.

286 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7821 19:38

>>284
The non-nerdy do this just as well. Look at any political ``issue'' or sports team rivalry.

287 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7821 20:05

>>284
Who the fuck likes SHAFT?

288 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7821 20:22

>>287
Nerds.

Their last few shows were a trainwreck but Koufuku Graffiti seems pretty good. And I won't believe that anyone legitimately disliked Hidamari Sketch or Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei instead of just pretending to to troll.

289 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7821 20:46

>>288 SZS is objectively good. I can see why someone wouldn't like, say, Bakemonogatari though. Lots of fourth wall breaking and quick back-and-forths and weirdness possibly for the sake of weirdness.

I'm not a fan of Kyoto at all, but I don't really think there's a rivalry between the two, because the shows they make are totally different in a way that the other rivalries >>284
cites aren't.

Also, this guy
>>286
is right. Go to a college football game, which is about as far from an anime or sci-fi/fantasy con as you can get - exactly the same shit.

290 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7821 20:47

>>284
Pfft, "vs", really? It's Star Wars, who cares, Nintendo, Touhou, Kyoto Animation obviously.
PFFT! PFFT!

291 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7821 20:48

I wonder how the windows in this bus taste.

292 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7821 20:56

>>288,289
Sayonara was just too oddly paced and I couldn't get through the first episode of Bakemonogatari.
I could see how a native speaker could enjoy them, with Sayonara's quick-fire pop culture references and what I gathered to just be badly subbed wordplay in Bakemonogatari (but which looked suspiciously like a boring 24-minute conversation between two kids in an empty park), but to me they were just entirely inaccessible and I find it difficult to believe any other non-native who hasn't lived there for a good few months can say they genuinely enjoyed either show as much as the creators truly intended.

293 Name: >>290-man : 1993-09-7821 20:57

I mean, I can see Kantai Collection's pedophiliac appeal with all that "they are decades-old ships" guise. Yet, it's not for us – true weeaboos – who value and cherish Japanese culture, history and religion as their own.

294 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7821 22:47

I swear, if I had a small amount of money for every time one of these bitches tells me to ’‚΅γ‚ͺ‚κ I'd have a large amount of money by now.

295 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7822 02:18

I've just been pwned by the Oxford Dictionary. It's a new very strange feeling of utter helplessness.

he spent whole days in his room, wearing headphones lest he disturb anyone

296 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7822 03:34

Dicks

297 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7822 04:44

I wish to focus on becoming the little girl in real life. Goodbye dokyuns.

298 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7822 05:35

>>297
Are you going to focus on the ``little'' part first, or the ``girl'' part?

299 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7822 07:39

>>267
He would be one of those guys who posts giant walls of text and has a really pretentious signature. He would also probably be a mod, have a really high post count, and be involved in IRC circlejerks.

300 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7822 14:38

>>298 I don't think the little part is really medically possible right now. Also I said I was leaving, autism-quotes-kun.

301 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7822 14:53

>>300
Don't quit, >>300. Never quit!

302 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7822 15:07

Nothing can get a man in more trouble than telling the truth.

303 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7822 15:11

The most annoying thing about upgrading to Win8.1 is that the eyebrow overlay in that smoking intellectual face don't work any more. They just look like the eyebrow with a broken circle underneath, and are off to the right of the eye they should be over.

Hate that. Eyebrows are the shit.

304 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7822 15:16

>>297 this is not an issue of the "real world". You can only truly become the little girl in your mind.

305 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7822 15:18

>>302
This is a good yearbook quote.

306 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7822 23:18

A function for ghosts.

307 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7822 23:57

Good God, Roxanne! Thumbscrews?

308 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7823 03:11

Ah, I shouldn't have read about my Alma mater (not to be), I'm sad now.

309 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7823 17:09

I love gluten.

310 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7823 17:41

I love glutes!

311 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7823 18:43

We know how to have fun where I live. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FV0P9lr4654

312 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7823 20:23

You're not very good at this...

313 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7823 22:49

I wish it was spring already.

314 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7824 00:11

I want Letty to leave

315 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7824 00:13

I gotta bitch of an itch.

316 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7824 13:29

The reason why we aren't visited by time travellers is that we have no future.

317 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7824 15:42

I really, really don't want to leave the house again.

318 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7824 16:14

I'd like to be able to leave the house entirely on my own terms.

319 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7824 20:32

background music

320 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7824 20:33

A nice cup of tea and a sticky bun.

321 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7825 09:33

I want a rainbow for my birthday.

322 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7825 13:13

Savescumming is a sin against human nature.

323 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7825 17:09

I browse but rarely post.

324 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7825 17:45

Fuck yeah, it's snowing!

325 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7825 23:39

HERE TOO!

326 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7826 02:23

Not here.

327 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7826 16:52

I got friend dumped by three people, in unison. Just before my birthday. I really would like to die in my sleep. That would be nice.

328 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7826 19:41

catgirls in heat

329 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7826 21:48

i could listen to only VIPTRONIC, DQN ELECTRONICS, BaI ELECTRONICS and vocaloid for ever and my life would probably feel a lot better

330 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7826 22:19

I want to have a song in an new DQN ELECTRONICS album but I don't want to make a thread for it.

331 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7827 14:17

Maybe tying my legs together wasn't such a great idea after all.

332 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7827 16:57

How come there are many bands/musicians who write songs about historical events?

333 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7827 17:47

Jenny Craig said, "you know this kid?"
I said I didn't but I know he did

334 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7827 18:52

So I watched that "throw like a girl" superbowl commercial and wondered why they were just as spazzy after the Chicks Are Awesome You Should Be Ashamed Of Yourself Sexist Shitlord part as they were before.

335 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7827 19:14

>>334
Chicks suck at sport anyway. My little sister wanted to play-wrestle, but she couldn't even get back up after I leg-slammed her. Fucking girl.

336 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7827 19:31

No shit. My sister ran away and cried after I elbow dropped her.

337 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7827 19:55

THE FORWARD UNTO DAWN!

338 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7827 20:42

I will destroy this exam. And the homework.

339 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7827 21:34

I wonder how the world would go on if I weren't here. I know there's at least a few people who appreciate my presence, but would they miss me if I had never been in their lives to begin with? Would they lie awake at night, some faint itch in the back of their head telling that something is missing? For that matter, is something - or someone - missing from my own life? How would I ever know?

340 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7827 21:57

I pee pretty often cause I sit on my butt on the computer all day drinking tea and when I get up to stretch my legs I realize I had to pee.

341 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7827 22:03

>>334
I turned it off at the halftime show, I just couldn't shake the feeling that I was watching the same kind of cavalcade of degeneracy that I might have seen at a Roman orgy. Maybe it's just because I was drunk but watching it really made me feel physically ill.

342 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7827 23:28

>>339
You can lie to yourself and think that the empty part of your life is actually a close friend or a significant other that you should've meet but didn't, but honestly, can you possibly imagine missing someone you haven't even met? Do you even care for strangers around you that actually do exist? Do you weep for any of the 105 persons that just perished last minute?

343 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7828 00:49

مرگ بر اسرائیل

344 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7828 01:35

After two of my friends "broke up" with me I've been feeling pretty suicidal. I just want to be done. I won't actually do it but I'd be nice to die in my sleep.

345 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7828 02:25

>>332 do you mean are, or aren't? Because I don't think historical events are a huge theme in music.

I would do it though, if I could write songs and/or was in a band. Fuckers remake the same dogshit love song ten billion times, but has anyone wrote a song about the Battle of Cannae? Not that many, I bet.

346 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7828 04:56

Odenpa Stadio really has lots of lewd wordplay in their songs.

347 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7828 12:40

What the hell did I do to her?

348 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7828 18:27

Quit your whining, cat. I already fed you.

349 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7828 19:17

yeah

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