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How do men become gay? They sit on their poopoo. When the poopoo wants to come out, men sit down in a way to stop it inside. But men's bowel doesn't stop and the poopoo compresses and moves around, then it pushes against men's prostate and anus turning annoyance into pleasure. And as it is always with men, they learn what pleases them and seek to repeat it.
There should be a loli mod for Civ 4. All the civ leaders would be cute lolis in national costumes, and all the resources would be replaced with stuff lolis like, like candy and tea and cute clothes. It would make it a lot less obnoxious if it were a cute brown loli at the head of the Aztecs telling me that I either pay her a yearly tribute of kittens or go to war.
this whole thing is designed to give me an erection
Lolifags are almost as bad as furries
I just want more games with lolis. I want a loli-raising simulator where you raise a loli with care and love to be a proper young lady. Like Princess Maker but without the lewd.
As an archer IRL, all video games must have an ability to use a bow. Without such a feature it is unplayable to me.
This is what my life has become.
>>60
I am sure there is a better way but just I selected to use HTML formatting and wrote it as <a href="your shit here">link</a>.
>>54
Furries are pretty nice and educated compared to your typical otakus and "*fags" users though.
I still imagine Cassandra looking like Beatrice except now I remembered that she is from Higurashi, not Umineko.
SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW
When a woman says that her hips are moving on their own, it's sexy as hell.
koLE WO izon to yobuuhh NARUUAAAHHH
watashiwa kO-OOOOOKO NI something something
>>65 that woman is having a seizure. She needs medical attention.
du du du dun du du du dun
wuh wuh wuh wuh
dun du du dun du du
I could never love a woman with a phobia of moths.
It's impossible to get along.
I need to do something important today, but I don't want to do it.
Noodles in the bowl.
Sticky.
Cannot name it's type.
What's the point of meaninglessness?
DisHarmony.
Forest-berry and cherry smoothy and raclette.
A brain on a stick, by any other name:
The artist who smiled and painted, however, destiny
全滅した。
絶望した
>>71
I don't want to do anything ever, which is becoming a problem since I have a job where I'm supposed to actually do stuff.
Sorry, no update tonight due to me wasting most of the evening explaining Grignard reaction initiation methods to my nonagenarian grandmother.
iniss is iss the is
I've been a responsible adult lately. I'm a delinquent dokyun.
A rowdy onee-san teaches you about skinship
My college's mental health counselor talks to me like I'm a complete idiot. I'm crazy, not retarded. Get it right.
I want to be verbally abused and berated by Kugimiya Rie.
Listen for me ya better listen for me now
Listen for me ya better listen for me now
When I rock the microphone, I rock it steady
Yes sir Daddy Snow me are the Article Don
When I'm at a dance they say, "Where you come from?"
People then say I come from Jamaica
But I'm born and raised in the ghetto
That's all I want you to know
Pure black people man that's all I man know
My shoes used to tear up and my toes used to show
Where I'm born is the one Toronto, so
<marquee>gaynus</marquee>
In the midwinter of 2015, >>86 learned the secrets of life and death from a box of peaches.
Today I studied for 11 hours, with only a couple breaks here and there. It was pretty good.
studying can be ok. i'm tired now. maybe just a little more.
architecture of buildings
smoke atop a roof
what makes a good strategy game?
many options, risks and a logical system
quite photogenic.
I can count the times I actually, consciously studied throghout the entirety of my career with only the fingers on my hands.
It was for the finals of these specific courses: Math II, Math III, Differential Equations, Physics III, Quantitative Methods, Computer Architecture, Linear Programming.
God damn it Veronica, you've let me down again.
Do my thoughts displease you?
they are my thoughts, from the mind, running and written as such
I wish I had a forehead concealer.
I had a dream in which I wore an Etna costume and was outside in public, and I desperately wanted to hide but couldn't. Somehow this is far more embarrassing than a simply naked in public dream.
>>99
The difference between being an embarrassing straight naked guy and a creepy cross-dresser straight from a nightmare is an Etna costume.
alone around people
I want a 3D printer so I can print UNLIMITED LEGOS.
And do what?
Hitler quotes added to images of famous African Americans, shared on Facebook by people who agree with the message but think it's from black people instead of a Nazi
I miss that old I Love Japan thread from 4chan's text boards. Everyone ragging on Japan was endlessly funny.
I should continue working on the project oh it's that thread again
What I loved about it, what kept me coming back, was that feeling of losing oneself: simply doing for doing's sake, blissfully unaware of any greater context.
Ooh, the http://4-ch.net homepage image has changed. I wonder when that happened.
I'm at peace
Hey, general is at the top.
You can't get rid of me that easily
>>108
I went on it yesterday or the day before and it was the boat. So very very recently.
>>110
I was the one who suggested that to bps, it's oddly satisfying seeing that he did it.
I used to play the shit out of minecraft. Now I play minetest and get to do the same but for free.
cyclic universe theory
I'm not really bothered about following the second control tower story.
>>113
...and then you join a multiplayer server and see all those neat stylish buildings whilst your own shack back in SP is just a bit of dirt and cobblestone.
It's been way too long since I last listened to some enka.
>>118 I always wanted to try enka but wasn't sure where to start. Do you have any song recommendations?
Thanks bps for looking after the site for a year!
>>119
I wish! I don't know the first thing about enka, unfortunately. I was just listening to https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL4C8YOZ_r8GSYQdgYchlLwm4J42MSyYcZ.
I had a dream where I was fugging a cute DQN boy who was dressed as Etna in the boypussy.
I wonder if I'll regret having had two big plates of spicy Indian curry for breakfast later on in the day.
the term "boypussy" bothers me
Sleeveless hoodies are the stupidest thing I've ever heard of.
Broke my favorite teapot
Broke my favorite wrist
Today was not a good fucking day
I just want to climb in bed with a bottle of gin and watch Hidamari Sketch til I fall asleep.
Classes tomorrow.
I find global warming to be amusing, because the fix is really simple, but no one would ever consider doing it.
Stop driving cars. Stop using energy-sucking smartphones and computers. Stop using TVs. Stop using elevators. Stop lighting up every fucking inch of every street at night. Stop using electricity for cameras everywhere.
Bam. I fucking solved global warming. Too bad no one wants to use my solution.
>>128
If goverments had switched to nuclear power during the late 80s and early 90s instead of going berzerk about nuclear meltdowns and radioactive waste, we would have no such problem, and we would be already pretty ahead on extracting energy from waste, and there would be no worldwide oil crisis.
Star Wars MMO allows me to pick either Republic or Empire, where Smuggler or Bounty Hunter sound relatively attractive (the rest are religious freaks). But I want to play as anarcho-communist and fend off both Republic and Empire with their authoritarianism.
>>130
Agreed, the catastrophe happened on a very specific reactor type that only Soviet Union used and only to some extent (VVER being dominant), but it froze the whole industry for almost a decade. Nuclear power plants are one of the most efficient and cheap power sources (and designed with huge safety margins these days), which have considerably less environmental impact compared to hydroelectric dams.
As a misanthrope I would also prefer uninhabited exclusion areas around, err, less successful reactors – where nature takes its course – to endless biofuel fields in shade of wind turbines. The latter is an ugly man-made disaster!
I missed my first math class. This is a bad omen.
I attended my first evolutionary biology class. I wonder how long it'll take before they notice I don't know anything about biology.
I spent all my furniture money on a drawing tablet, i'm an adult.
having flashbacks to my gory failed suicide attempt
>>137
Why would you?.. I mean... Gory?
I guess it's justified if it was planned to be spectacularly gory.
And then I'll say "jouzu desu ne!" just to spite them!
I don't understand cups.
>>138
If you're depressed and try to kill yourself by jumping out of a window, you think "yeah, this is it, time to die... finally I can have peace." And then you black out and wake up a while later with bones sticking out of your flesh and you're completely mangled and broken. Not only did you not accomplish the task, but you just made your whole life worse. It's a very sad and frightening experience. Failing at failing and fucking up your body so much that you become even more of a failure and your life is even worse than before. I remember each and every detail of the event to this day.
>>133
My friend jokes that I'm 72. But he is 62 himself, so I don't listen to this youngster.
>>142
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>>142
What the fuck man. Things like that is the stuff that keeps me awake at 3 AM.
I'm really hoping that shit's made up.
>>145
It's not. Is it really that hard to believe? Lots of people attempt suicide. The human body is hardier than you might think.
Dittersdorf was a great composer who deserves more modern recognition.
3 years ago today I sent a packet of my favourite sweets to DQN-kun (*゚▽゚)ノ
>>146
It's not that it's hard to believe, as much as I wish it wasn't your case, man. Making an attempt on my own life only to fail and remain in a cast forever is a fear of mine, for whatever reason because I'm not even suicidal. I can do nothing but wish you the very best, as useless as good wishes to anonymous people are.