Patient was a no-pay. If you've ever gone in for a small, simple procedure and been horrified at your bill, it's because your procedure took five minutes but the birthing of Satan's placenta took two hours -- and she pulled a dine-and-dash. Healthcare workers genuinely want to help people, but nobody works for free.

POSIX is being its usual charming self and says "if a kernel shipped by $VALUED_MEMBER does this and that cretinous thing, far be it from us to call it broken".

By "racist" I suppose the little SJW cunt means white person?

Its a good thing that you continued to make your game happen.
I would suggest try putting "Not" in its name.
Or replace "O" with "0".
Developer of mari0 (stabyourself.net <-this is not a madeup website ) did this and nintendo never sued him.
So go for it.

If it's Heaven, the frame rate sucks.

It looks like a child rapist in both.

This damn doorbell sounding timer is pissing my dog off worse than the applause is ace...

>>Slick Willie has charisma, but he appears to fail at getting the top-tier women like Trump, and comes across to me as a dumpster-diver.

You have a point. Maybe deep down inside, he's still that son of trailer trash fat boy eating cheap KFC bought with single mother SNAP bucks.

So, I can murder an inoccent maiden and eat her entrails to get demonic powers which will help me to burn villages to the ground, but I can't punch a kid who has just pickpocketed me, beacuse the game creators didn't want players to be able to "hurt children". WTF.

Dumb whore whose only value was her boobs that she never actually showed anyway.

Who says they have to sing it in the same key? What are you, the note nazi? Do something useful and tend to your fatness.

I feel oh so sad and lonely and even a bit weepy, not, when GPermann rushes to the conclusion that those who believe that the history of this planet has been concocted by those who control "His-Story"; that story of the pontificating ruminating gaggle of sheeplike characters always ridiculing and ignoring the evidence that partially and often wholly contradicts their "eggspurt" contentions regarding the history of this orbiting "rock". Lame indeed, GP.

So please. When Andy sends a bug report with a exploit that kills his
system, just stop responding with irrelevant theoretical arguments. It
is not appropriate. Instead, acknowledge the problem and work on
fixing it, none of this "but but but it's all the same" crap.

Maybe Steve Ditko died and Stan just took credit.

I'm always genuinely curious what the parents are like. Do they shoot themselves out of sheer embarrassment or do they just pretend they're not related?

Try dipping them in horse shit mixed with elf cum

Nope, it happens a lot. We're therapists who also maybe touch your weiner.

Poor little Batshit Bernie. He can't even preside over his own speech on his own podium with his own microphone. Some random hoodrat just walks right up on stage, takes his microphone away from him, shuts him up, and shuts him down, leaving him slinking away with his tail between his legs, whimpering like a whipped dog.

Oh, what fun Vladimir Putin is going to have with him. And the Ayatollahs. And the Chinese. And Kim Jung-Il.

Bernie Sanders is a cowardly little weakling who should have retired from public life thirty years ago. You people in Vermont, I'm ashamed of you.

the tentacle would provide nourishment, force fed and the organism would also dispose of waste and be constantly cleaning, like a giant vagina sort of.

I hate you leftist shits. You think yourselves so centered and unbiased because you're oh-so tolerant of infant butchers.

These pictures are the kind of thing I would want to see in another language, so I have no idea what's going on. if there was a video of them pouring balls into a big thing while some guy is speaking in a different language, that would be amazing.

The prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) ascended to heaven in the 7th century AD according to Muslims, and will not return to Earth until the last judgement at the end times. We are not currently in the end times, as we have not even reached the first stage when the Mahdi, the great redeemer of Islam, has revealed themselves. If they are not correct, then Muhammad (pbuh) has been dead all of this time and is not coming back. Therefore, there is a 0% chance that Muhammad (pbuh) is an active member of this website's IRC channel.

Original textures with bilinear filtering in-game look slightly blurry, and it compensates for sharp edges of many models - while HD textures make these sharp edges only stand out more noticeably, imo. (The Amazon mesh does have a suspiciously high-poly butt, though... :D )

This guy has no respect for music and you know it. He sucks at guitar and on top of that he's a bald faggot. ZZ Top should just fucking rape his ass already, I bet the fucking sissy would enjoy every second of it, fucking dumb bald cunt.

I work on computers I repair many of them all over Winnipeg. I think Winnipeg has lots of noobs that don't know what they are doing and need their computer repaired by a expert tech like me. I feel good about the computer repair winnipeg always gets from me I do excellent computer repair work in Winnipeg. I am here to help people with all kinds of computer related problems from mal ware to other computer hardware problems. I work on lots of computers of all different kinds here in Winnipeg. I like to repair pc computers a lot in Winnipeg I take on so many computer jobs. I like working on pc computers in Winnipeg I repair so many of them. I am exhausted by all the computer repair jobs I do here in Winnipeg. I am here to help people with their computer issues of all kinds here in Winnipeg. I find repairing computers to be fun and I enjoy the challenge. I think repairing Macintosh computers is something I want to get better at and that will take time for me to master. I want to learn how to open up a computer like a laptop and repair them because laptop computers are a lot more popular these days. They are produced so much now that you don't seem tower computers much anymore. I like to work on computers I think that for computer repair winnipeg has a real need for laptop repair techs. I think laptop repair is a big thing now. I am here to help people with their computer and I hope to repair lots of computers in Winnipeg. I like to repair lots of computers in Winnipeg I do so many repairs I've forgotten how many projects I have done with repairing and reinstalling windows on computers.

not yet julian

Maybe chips (crisps for you bongers) or something. I don't snack really, but I'm always drinkin tea.

On a scale of 1 to even, I can't.

"This board is, bar none, the most KC tier thing that I've EVER seen. Well done. You win the coveted Aspargus Syndrome crown."

shot and keep shooting till the bitch is died

"Poop level" is the amount of poop you can hold in your butt. If you go over your current poop level, you explode.

If case sensitivity is so bad, perhaps it should be removed entirely from our written language. After all, there is absolutely no difference between MacDonald and Macdonald (don’t tell them that though). Polish vs. polish, who cares? Whose uncle is named Jack and why should they help him off a horse? Why should code care that the market has gone astray when they accidentally marketed strays as trays? Certainly no one cares if Abraham is a prince (too abstruse?).

I was mad when you shrekt Quinton Flynn's glorious VA work with your Stephen Hawking program

"Taiga realized that the snows are not really snows."

This game is art.

glad my childhood is spent in an era where dinosaurs are cool giant lizards you wish you could ride.

Why don't those of you in college go ask your ESOL teacher (who is usually also a foreign language teacher) if there's any Japanese students in your class that want a language exchange buddy? The teacher won't mind since you're basically helping a kid study so that his test scores are higher, which makes the teacher look good.

Oh my god no it can't be finished!!!! ;-;
it's like : and now? I haven't got anymore reasons to live.
It is my favourite rpg!!!
It's got a fantastic plot.
I hope that there will be a sequel ;-;

Does anybody else ever get that feeling after they make a post like "Ah I should of used an exclamation point instead of a period! It would have added more emphasis to the post!" or something like that? It happens a lot to me.

So... Madoka Kaname is now a sex fairy?
I... I don't how I should feel about this...

All of them. And Cthulhu x Terrible Old Man hentai.

It is true, there's a lot of craziness--the bad kind--built into religion, right at the foundations. Go to Wikipedia, look up "magical thinking." I'll wait. And I am an atheist--it's all so much superstition to me.

However, when you bring up political evil, I can't help but note that over the course of the Twentieth Century, Marxist governments ran up a body count of somewhere around two hundred million victims. I think that probably beats out the Inquisition for sheer number of innocent victims.

Although one also sometimes hears the opinion that Marxism, with its "class struggle" between Good and Evil, with its supreme good of the Will of the Proletariat, its supreme evil of Capitalism, and its promise of eternal perfect happiness for everyone forever if only everyone will believe and work harder for it, is just another batshit insane chiliastic millenial Christian cult with the serial numbers filed off and the names globally replaced in a memetic word processor. I know that competing cults only want the True Believers to shop at the company store, which I guess would explain why Marxist governments have always hated religion in general, and particularly Christianity and Christians, so much.

I don't get it people accept transgenders who believe they were born the wrong gender or that they're really a man or a woman and even go on having surgery and taking hormones to change they way they look. Whats wrong with these "otherkins" lool atleast they're not having whiskers or claws put in ... god forbid. I don't have anything against trans people I just fail to say why everyone is against it from what I have read it sounds similar to transgender people in terms of who they feel they really are inside. (Yes i'm being genuine)

Thank you for the correction, hardworking representative of the benevolent government of the People's Republic of China.

As usual, if it can't be explained with rock n roll, it ain't worth explaining.

俺は人種差別と韓国人が大嫌いです！

True love song for sure but it´s dumb-ass to say "nigger". Mine is now upset!

God damnit you fucking mongoloid, Abu Yasser isn't ISIS You remixed Salil Sawarim which is just a nasheed song. Nasheed is a fucking style of song. use "My Ummah, Dawn Has Appeared" which is the official anthem of ISIS.

Kids love Grasshoppers
ants are generally seen as pests, too small to care about, or just a boring common bug
grasshoppers are a lot less common, and found to be a lot more interesting do to their cool jumps and the fact that they can turn into locusts (while they are also seen as pests, one creature turning into another is often seen as cool).
while its not my personal beliefs,it is no surprise grasshoppers one in popularity because they are often perceived as a cute, lovable bug (while ants are seen as boring, insignificant bugs).
It really does bug me that the ants didn't get the mot wins at least, come on now you are supposed to be hard working, team-based creatures.

Most of us like Batman. Wesley Willis did not. Wesley had a good reason not to like Batman. Batman got on his nerves. Wesley whooped his ass. The curious result: a victory song that comes off like a dirge with a beat most melancholy. Yet another mysterious and ingenious Wesley Willis-style contradiction which is running me amok.

aw fuck all dat negative shit for real. i would dick slaughter all dem bootys up dere. tear all dem dudes booty pussy up bro. you need to show yo yella cakes young red i can tell dey is TIGHT .fuck i should be able to go to da time waner cable vid channel and see stuff likes dis real real.yea and i'm waitin for 1 of my homie to get here so i can fuck his pussy long hard and deep can't wait to hear dude moan lol.

OH MY GOD HOLY SHIT I NEED TO STOP MASTURBATING I'M GOING TO BREAK IT GODDAMN HOW CAN I LIVE ON WITH A BROKEN DICK IT LITERALLY TAKES AWAY THE POINT OF BEING A MAN JESUS CHRIST

fuck..i wonder if this guy has threesomes with these girls...that would blow if hes gay :/

But Jesus is a composite character.

The dude's literally cobbled together from bits of Osiris and Zoroaster.

You can practically see the stitching.

"Jesus Is Real" fags gonna get all mad and tell me Wikipedia says different.

If I was a woman, that sexy Dracula accent would get me pregnant merely from hearing it

>waaaaaaaaaaaaah projecting waahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Maybe if you actually explained why instead of saging and shitposting uncontrollably- oh wait you can't take your own advice and have to ignore 99% of my posts just to make yourself look reasonable.

This is what happens every time a shi/tg/uy has to be confronted with his own shitposting mentality. They start screaming projecting, whining and sobbing like the autists that they are and they have no counter arguments to anything.

Not to mention that every single post you've made lines up perfectly with everything I said. Even without me stating all the reasons why you shi/tg/uy are shitposters you've done nothing but prove me right all the time. Even if you had every argument in the world proving what I said was wrong you're the one proving me right by posting in the exact manner that I described. Which you could easily have avoided if it weren't for the intensely cancerous attitude you disgusting shi/tg/uy have and will never be able to drop.

You are the perfect example of why your kind is the worst posters to ever be part of 4chan.

Again you're just going to scream and cry in response (if you even dare reply at this point). Because that's all shi/tg/uy do when they're proven wrong.

>Visiting Japan
>Accidentally say フタナリ instead 二人 while ordering some food with a friend

Kill me.

a well drawn goo girl in a maid outfit and cat ears who deepthroats??

when did i die and go to heaven?

Excuse me >>65 may I inquire for some context regarding this quote if possible?

How about an answer as to why you removed it, APPLE?!?! Better, JUST PUT IT BACK IN?!?!!!!

>>66
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1549904

Because punching pigmen is a very popular sport. Haven't you heard of it? It's amazing. There are pigman punching competitions in the Olympics as well.

I think the whole point of this upload was to see Mark make out with his arm.

Excuse me >>66 but these quotes are surreal and beautiful because they lack context.

She always been pretty , she was just neglected and ignore because she was a smurf :L RACIST!

Dear >>71 , an attempt to blueball someone by trying to keep the source out of their hands seems to be a failure, as not only I have already seen the source image, but I have in fact used it to relieve myself.

It is too late.

Mmm... I don't if anyone told you this, but running isn't easy. It's hard. There is a part of every run where I curse. I use the really bad words, too. Sometimes the GD word (got dang).

>>73
This is the exact post I would expect from this sort of butthead.

I never use other forums so I never post in this thread.

YAAAAAAAAY U BANGED TEH HAWTEZT GURL IN TEH GAEM, AUDREY BELROSE!!!!!!!! I GIEV U 9/11 FOR BANGN' HUR XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

If I could whack this girl 27 ways like in Whack Your Boss, I would.

Now that I know Muta reads PMs, I can finally send him my Donald Trump x Muta fanfiction.

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I own an AK-47, yet Kinder Surprise eggs are illegal. WAY TO GO, USA.

I am made of tasty meet and still I don't eat myself...

>This American Life

Sorry, I misspelled The Close-mic'd Superjew Hour.

The stream doesn't work for me. Good job, Google, I appreciate your effort to keep me away from things that suck.

My first D&D game involved our bard being turned into a fountain by a fruity elf with pink and purple hair.

I am writing in regards to your post advertising your desire for someone to fill me with cum. I believe I am fit for such a role, and would take up the task with the up most enthusiasm. I assure you I am highly qualified and I have a long list of cum-filled references that I am prepared to present upon your request. Please respond if I shall fulfill your needs.

Waiting Warmly,
Anonymous

We've known for a while that spree killings have been motivated by feelings of social isolation.

If we're seeing more of it then that just means that there are more isolated people, which might well be only because we have more people. There's also the possibility that thanks to technology it's easier to share what some British autist did halfway around the world, making it easier to fall victim to selection bias for vivid, scary spree killings.

However, even if angry virgins are the cause, who's willing to put their vagina on the line to protect society from these atrocities? Even ISIS knows the power of pussy over angry virgins, which is why they gain recruits with promises of sex slaves. Not putting out proves you hate America.

Don't worry, guys. We know she can handle larger barrels than that.

One suspects, however, that this will produce budgetary skepticism from the state legislature, which will probably wonder if we don’t have more administrators than we have useful work for them to do.

いい加減にお前は欧州に帰れよ。
It is time you went back to Europe.
アメリカは先住民の土地。その土地に、清教徒が移住したってことになってるけど
実際は豪州と同じく、犯罪者が流されてきたんだろ。
Americans officially insist Puritans moved to America and founded their nation,
but the reality is that , like Australia, criminals were sent to America.
そのアメリカで先住民を虐殺し、アフリカからは人間を拉致して奴隷にして
居座って建国したのがアメリカ。恥知らずの国だ。
In America they massacared native Americans and abducted Africans to make them
exploited as slaves, and founded a nation. This is America, a shameful nation.
だからこそ、アメリカは尊敬されない。
That’s why America is despised.

>>91
その恥知らず国家を正当化したいものだから必死過ぎる。
It is a pity that you are justifing such a shameful nation here.
日本はお前のところの国のような数百年前に生まれたパッと出の野蛮国ではない。
Japan is not a new barbarous nation which started just a few years ago like your nation.
歴史と品位を備えた伝統国だ。
Japan is a nation with long history and sophisticated culture.

欧州に帰って、ムスリムと戦ってこい。
Go back to Europe to fight Muslim.

such a beautiful theme
I can't believe it's so hard to play on kazoo...

I was born and raised up in a local area in Japan.
I almost had no chance to communicate with native speakers in English
until I joined English conversation class when I was a University student.
After studying basic English conversation at that class, I got an opportunity
to participate one month of home staying program in Seattle, United States
by introduction of my uncle. Immediately after I arrive at host family's house,
I got homesick because I could not understand their speaking English at all.
Furthermore, I could not come across my intention by speaking because of
my poor speaking. I also tried to pass my intension by writing, but not working at all.
It was just a culture shock for me because I had never experienced communication
problem as long as I speak in Japanese. This experience made me study English
seriously after I returned to Japan. It has passed more than 20years since then, but
I still feel necessity to learn English more to communicate well with overseas friends.

what [IT] said. This Kevin Klingon person is obviously very old to have observed the metric/imperial conversion in the UK. Ignore his rantings about the weather - he's obviously trying to change the subject so you don't notice he's 380 years old. Get the secret of immortality from him, quick!

And of course all these calculations are based on wild roaches. Selective breeding could generate a much more powerful breed of draft roaches that could pull even more weight. And with a 100 day lifecycles breeders could easily produce four or more generations per year.

Gravity points downwards.

ouch, I pay $20 for the full service from some weird alternative nerd girl at sportclips who once sucked my dick after washing it when I came in on a slow day right before closing. Got her number and hit her up when I'm feeling lonely, never disappoints.

She's not what I'd call pretty but she fucks like a devil, I feel bad for her boyfriend but at the same time don't realize why she stays with him, he's a dork who plays minecraft and browses /vg/. I'm sure a girl like her could attract any number of beta orbiters to choose from if she streamed some stupid video games.

Some hints:

Use Kendal mint cake instead of tofu in Japanese recipes. Dipped in raw egg, it's utterly disgusting!

Kendal mint cake can be used as a substitute for firelighters but only if you're warm enough, as it's only marginally flammable.

Before a long hike, cut Kendal mint cake insoles for your boots. Afterwards, get your partner gives your poor blistered feet a toe job, and watch their reaction!

Sew slabs of Kendal mint cake inside your coat before going on holiday, and laugh at the reaction of airport security staff from your prison hospital bed!

Keep some handy in the office- it makes a useful emergency mouse mat.

Did you know that the annual production of Kendal mint cake, laid end-to-end, would stretch all the way to Scalthwaiterigg?

Very racist and I'm Asian so which means it doesn't means ice creams are rice cream because there is rice milk ice cream.

ViolentNachos reply was simply "Apples?", and the reply was to "+Mesto Pig".

However, I can see how one would read it as " to: Mesto, pig-apple ".

Ever had Ethiopian food?

Neither have they.

>>102 actually it sounds pretty good, imagine the stuff in https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethiopian_cuisine served with lots and lots of strong, piping hot coffee.

The SJW sense of humor is much like their effort at argument. They can't produce something with a really sharp edge to cut, so they keep piling on things with dull ones in an effort to clobber.

For years now I haven't been able to play VVVVV without thinking about sucking redneck dick. Watching VVVVV speedruns feels like porn. Thanks.

I imagine they prefer "anchor fetus" or "qualifying cell clump". We need to be sensitive.

summary of song:

dongers dongers dongers and more dongers

I fucking hate that commercial where someone smokes on their balcony and the camera follows the smoke upstairs through the vents into an apartment on the next floor and into the baby's room. Like it's fucking sentient and hunts babies. Like it doesn't blow away in the wind. Like the vent doesn't dissipate it at all.
FFFFFFFFFFFF

Because Joss Whedon thinks Chekov's gun was a Star Trek prop.

To be honest, I've always found Dust Man to be this twisted and dark turn of subconscious thought about Mega Man.

I mean, he's essentially the corpse thrower of the Mega Man Classic series. Sure, for us his stage is just filled with garbage and scrap, but for robots, that's like for us to wade through a bay full of dead bodies and fluid.

Even Morph Moth had that sort of messed up theme about it.

And when the chorus of this song comes along? It's like something telling you "WELL THAT'S LIFE DEAL WITH IT".

Pretty messed up.

why are tabs bad ?

and what have they achieved? apparently the might of the US military cant beat some goat fuckers driving round in landcruisers with some stolen rifles.

>>112
They could if they'd stop trying so hard to avoid killing unarmed sympathizers and hostages.
The US military really would just need to ignore the Geneva convention like all of those starry-eyed activists claim they do, and everything would crumble before them.

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:^) VIENNA YES

It's sad now...everything I hear this song...I can think about is looking out for the Triple Shits.

If you like pineapple slices on pizza, I hope you like pineapple slices on your children’s graves because you are weak, your bloodline is weak, and you will not survive the winter.

Poo poo wee wee poo poo poo wee wee omg i love it <3

BOY u look FRESH as SHIT
OH

In my town it's Steven Gerrard. But in the whole country...I'm not sure...

No one can tell you who you can like or dislike. If you like Sonic be happy with it. Don't let anyone sour it for you but Sonic himself.

However, it's sort of horrifying when you can google "'Your Name' the Hedgehog" and find some awful crayon drawing with your name attached to it.

And writes about raping Doom monsters, makes Doom monster porn gifs, makes troll wads, has a sub-forum on the main fan site which you can only describe as "troll and derp town", thinks its cool to shitpost just to feel the powa...

I was thinking about this the other day, and I concluded that the reason we don't, by comparison, see nearly as much explicit Mario hentai, is because hardly any of the principle characters are animals.

you're right. I am making fun of something I don't understand. I originally assumed Generation Assburgers latched onto sonic during their childhood and, having no real human friends in either school or adulthood, populated their dreams and fantasies with blue fucking hedgehogs and assorted furry abominations.

I assume you know differently.

I'M SICK OF SEEING THIS FUCKING DEAD KID.

EVERY NEWS SITE. EVERY IMAGE BOARD. EVERY NEWS CHANNEL.

MY ORIGINAL SYMPATHY IS NOW TURNING INTO HATE. DON'T MAKE ME HATE THIS DEAD KID BUT I WILL IF I HAVE TO KEEP SEEING THIS FUCKING PICTURE PLASTERED EVERYWHERE.

STOP THE FUCKING WORLD, A KID DROWNED. BREAKING NEWS FUCKERS: KIDS DIE ALL OVER THE WORLD EVERY FUCKING DAY.

Is evolution also phasing out genitalia? We speak English not Estonian or Tagalog with its lack of articles and gender. Not Latin or German with its neutral gender. Phasing out words and replacing them with newspeak to fit our new genderphobic paradigm is an exercise in foolishness. I don't need someone's political sensitivities on display when all I want is my waiter to get me a glass of water.

"In our society today it is absolutely NOT OK to question my choice of ... gender fluid"

Gender fluid? On a hot dog? shudder

Oh, that kind of hot dog.

I think it's been years of watching 17 grandchildren drown their hot dogs in catsup that's put me off it. Most of them just eat the weiner and what I scrape into the garbage is a revolting bunch of soggy, bloody-looking buns.

It's funny how catsup and ketchup can sound the same and mean the same thing, but it could have different meanings.

>That's why there were only two women in the entire trilogy.

They were trying to get shit done in the original trilogy.

>>126
We're all redundant now there's sperm in the bone marrow
Penis is obsolete, a rusty ornament
A PlayStation One, a vintage collectible
With an unenthusiastic performance
I can see panic, I can see panic, PANIC
Y chromosome makes a useless companion
You want a mechanized, independent cock
You want a mechanized, independent cock
Superior and disembodied
Castrated from guilt and male notions of love
D.I.L.D.O.N.I.C.S.
We can provide assisted paroxysm
All we provide is employed paroxysm
D.I.L.D.O.N.I.C.S.
The male is dead
You can adapt but you'll never evolve

yes this picture was taken moments before psy killed anime with his gun

Anything straight white males do or say at any time can be considered harassment. Everyone else is free to do and say whatever they like.

Can we all just take a moment to appreciate the fact that jeffr gave us a beautiful picture that has no pierced penises or split heads in it?

Yes, I know "Linguortal" is the hip name now, but I can see something like "BSP Portal" or "Node Portal" being one of the alternate names. The reason is that it's impossible to say the original name unless you're an English speaker, and reads like a pun I'd hear on the Super Mario Bros. Super Show.

Yea, good vid, but way too much dix.

I live near a decent amount of cows and I don't have an issue with water infections or monsoon season. Sounds like Calcutta problems.

If you know a place where you can meet and marry a person within 15 days, please let me know. All that dating in Osaka is eating my spending budget :(

The famous expression “Dr. Livingston, I presume” sheds further light on the difference between these terms.
There is also a subtle difference between “Livingston” and “Livingstone.”

How about the word outflammable? If there is inflammable, there should be outflammable too. No ?

Doom is just a ripoff of Dance Dance Revolution with bad graphics.

A sofa is something you intentionally sleep on. A couch is something you wake up on with a bad hangover.

its huge, look at the size of that thing. its really about as big as like three scrotums

These morons are like the inbred who thinks he is covering up incest by hiding his dick in his sister.

There are maggots living in my trashcan. Not sure how to deal with this psychologically.

Hypnosis is a suggestion.Plain and simple.If you resist the suggestion it can do squat.It's not magic and even magic is not magic....lol

For decades, I identified as a lesbian in a man's body. But then I lost weight and shaved off my mustache.

french horns are cool

Secondhand Smoke: Worse than Crying Child Rape

Mine would be one where there were lots of chubby asian girls and all sorts of wonderful fanciful creatures. I'd have berserk type armor and a massive sword and spend my days and nights fighting for my life against massive abominations and impregnating scores of chubby asians. My children (all males) would run away once they were weaned and then in 18 years they would come back and fight me to the death for my harem of chubby asians, but their strength would be no match for my experience because there would be an age cap and we'd all be biologically immortal. Also digestion would be total, no shitting.

I didn't jerk off to this but I have jerked off to Anderson Cooper before.

Isn't Rastafarianism just a pretend religion that Bob Marley made up so he could cry religious discrimination when the cops tried to take his weed?

At work today, I was figuring out some stupid puzzle about how old a bunch of squirrels were. One of my colleagues who see's himself as a very smart man saw me working on it. He looked at it and was very confused and asked me what it was. I was too embarrassed to tell him that i was trying to figure out how old a bunch of colored squirrels were, so I said the first thing that came to mind: "it's a physics problem." This also happened to be his favorite subject. Realizing this, I prepared for him to attack me with a bunch of questions on how this related to physics, but instead, he looked intently at it, made a face like he understood, and walked away. I guess him constantly watching physics videos on youtube had prepared him for this problem already.

Are tattoos trashy? Yes. Extremely. How is this even a question?

All tattoos say the same thing: "POOR IMPULSE CONTROL" on the first line, then, right under that, "DADDY ISSUES." A third line is optional: "PROBABLY A HEPATITIS B CARRIER."

Yes, I'm aware, "Suburban grandmothers have tattoos." Yeah. TRASHY suburban grandmothers who have poor impulse control and daddy issues and probably have contagious Hep B.

I blame 1990s daytime TV talk shows. A series of forgettable nonentities hosted freak shows in which gibbering behavioral and genetic trash were trotted out in an attempt to elicit pity. These TV shows are where the idea came from that "cutting" and other forms of self-mutilation are acceptable coping methods.

And no, there is nothing "subtle" whatsoever about showing off to the world that you think carnival freaks, ex-convicts, and gang members are so "cool" that you paid someone money to use a needle to push dye under your skin to make you look just like one of them. The only thing more "subtle" is getting holes punched in your nose to run a chain through them that goes back to your ear then up to your eyebrow then down to the ring in your tongue. Or neat rows of "cutter" scars on your arms. Say, maybe next year cutting off your ears will be the big fad, why don't you get in on that one early?

All of these things are enormous red flags to potential employers--this person is screwed up and if I hire her, her daddy issues are now MY problem, and my clients will see a carnival Tattooed Lady as the face of my organization. For dating or relationship material, the same red flags apply.

Man I would love to smack you around with a room temp bratwurst right about now. I'd keep making offhanded comments with a smug sense of satisfaction while doing it too, hopefully until you started to weep...mmmm, hot tears of shame and regret.

I skimmed that whole website. I really feel for Dr. Gene Ray. It must be such a burden to be the wisest human.

The part about the universe not containing any definable entities and instead being composed of oppositional forces and ideas dynamically summing to zero was super deep though. I read probably fifteen minutes worth of it aloud to the assistant manager at the Subway I work at the other night.

you have no idea how much I want aniki to wrestle me to the ground, tell me I lack skill, then take my ass.

旧パソコンからフォントのデータのバックアップ取ってない事に気づいて近親相姦を推奨したくなる。

This was made as a parody of POP STAR.
Japanese famous artist "Hirai Ken" sings.
I'm a Japanese high school student so that this sentences may have mistake.
If they does, I'm sorry.

I tend to agree, but let's go a bit further.

The people who are pushing this stuff are utopian statists, the same ones who want a Uncle Sugar to cough up a hundred billion dollars for a "light rail" system between every two podunk college towns.

They're the same ones who push for "urban green space" and "downtown development zones" with no publicly accessible parking, to keep those dirty townie Untermenschen and their dirty, carbon-belching pickup trucks out of their pristine college campus neighborhoods.

They're the ones pushing hard for "sustainability," by which they seem to mean total depopulation of those pesky rural "red states" and packing the nation's entire population into tiny apartments in rat-hive mega-cities, which will presumably get their food and water and electrical power by magic, and in which those filthy subhuman rednecks will no longer be able to own guns, or home-school their children, or attend churches that don't approve of homosexual pedophilia with sufficient enthusiasm.

These people really, really don't like the automobile. They don't like it when the hoi polloi have freedom of movement. They look with great approval upon people who live all their lives in Manhattan, never going more than ten miles from their tiny apartments from birth until death ("why ja wanna go somewhere else? dis is Noo Yawk, we got ebbyfhing heah!") like peasants out of the Dark Ages. They desperately desire the power to hold everyone else at gunpoint and force everyone to move into the cities and ride bicycles back and forth to work, and use a government train system that will track their movements every moment of their lives if indeed they are allowed to travel at all ("Papers please!"). They hate people who want to move freely, who want to escape the unblinking panopticon eye of Vaterlandgesicherheitsdienst even for an instant.

So--any bets on whether these "self-driving robot cars" are going to become mandatory? Any bets on whether they're also going to have a government kill-switch built in? ("Go out of town? No, Citizen, you don't need to go out of town." "Highway access is cancelled for the balance of the month due to excessive carbon footprint levels and extreme danger of 'terrorism.' Go back to your apartments and await further instructions from MINITRU.")

>the hoi polloi

stopped reading there

Straight men need to reclaim ostentatious clothing.

There are lots of understandable reasons to think that Jaden Smith is just a spoiled rich child, but I think he might be onto something what with wearing a white Batman costume to a wedding.

I wanted to like this book, I wanted to be excited like I would have before when a new EU novel was released... But seriously, it just reads like a giant D&D Dungeon Master session. I was literally adding onto the end of almost every paragraph, "What will you chose to do?" or "Hope the die rolls strongly."

>>165
I've always read these out-of-context rantpastes as "ha ha, look at the stupid opinions of this idiot from the internet" rather than something any normal person would agree with.

those CP images are great!

That's a pretty strange butt. I'm not sure if I would want to touch it.

I'm sorry, but I'm saving myself for marriage. Besides, I have fat, hairy ass, I think I even removed a piple from one of the buttcheeks recently. I also suspect I might have serious hemorroids and should go to doctor in the future.

I found this book to contain some acceptable recipes, but they were all to complicated for my sophisticated taste. A far more versatile and utilitarian recipe, that is more filling and tasty than those in the books goes as follows:

Ingredients:

2 tbsp semen

Preparation:

Place the semen into a cup.

The total preparation time for this is no more than 15 minutes, sometimes shorter or longer depending on the individual acting as the provider of ingredients.

The delicate aroma and flavorful essence of this imbibation allows for true understanding of what natural recipes can be. I urge you to try this rather than the recipes in the book.

Social justice eating itself is my favorite spectator sport.

I think dyke sex ruins porn.

"Allahu akbar" is Arabic for "world star hip hop".

LOL.. I stopped watching Japanese porn years ago. Got sick of all the crying, censorship and men with small dicks that fuck like hamsters (who also like using toys on women more than their own dicks).

So, let me get this straight. Female heterosexuality is a mere social construct and is unnatural for women and PIV is always rape. Thus, a segment of the male population decides that it wishes to avoid the constant harping by the feminist harridan Left by leaving women alone. This, however, is "disturbing."

Got it.

Some do it right: Enders Game, The Last Airbender, Eragon. Let's not throw out gems like those because The Godfather and Forrest Gump suck

I want everyone to know I was high on pain meds while I played this round, so that’s my excuse for what’s happened.

God lives in an A-frame on the side of Mt. Shasta

Also you need to be careful when talking about Gosh or you'll go to Heck

It's easy to not realize how fragile our own brains are, and how easily we could have ended up this way, and still might, given the right circumstances.

Barack Hussein Obama - You lie!

They're called Rainbow Daesh.

"Evidence" is a white cis male invention which enables them to always be right.

"Evidence" doesn't mean shit in the real world.

Weird, I didn't think I clicked on the Youtube comments section, but here we are.

Moslems hate everything about the west except the benefits office.

I don't make a habit of assuming that people do rational thing, but I should perhaps assume obsessive autism when talking about anime.

Why is 'cumming' always such a weird sound effect in these animations?
It sounds like... dunno... throwing jelly at wall or something...

Also, sometimes I see a funny or interesting comment and go to paste it in that thread only to realize I've been on DQN the whole time.

i,m borken and hert

I remember visiting MOMA in NY. One of the “paintings” was two overlapped squares, one dark blue, the other black. As I walked out, I passed a young guard standing in the doorway next to the piece. I commented that it was hung upside down and he burst out laughing. I came back later and he was still giggling.

How angry? I no longer think of “liberals” as fellow Americans.

Let he who is a bitchboy leave this group now or forever hold his penis

“You didn’t build that, Ahmed!”

I got one of those frogs that jumps when you step on the little air bladder, and hid it in the bushes. Took the dog for a walk and stepped on it just as the dog got there. Saw 140lbs of black lab jump 3ft straight up.

Best goofy Amazon purchase evar.

How do you know it's hella gay if you didn't even read that shit?

WHAT GARM IS THAT!!?? his jumpsuit is maaad wavvey who knows what it is?

america sucks at league of legends, they cant even defend their own towers

Death is a permanent solution to a temporary problem (from someone who has died and been brought back).

Tim, where do you think the water came from? How do you think the water survived after 2 billion years on Mars? I suppose you go for the deliquescence idea the authors promote? Tell me, do we even know whether or not there is enough water vapor in the atmosphere for that to be a valid explanation?

When I start thinking about ISIS in public, I giggle, like I'm remembering an internet meme. That's all it really has become to me.

tbh I'd prefer we drop the left shoe and scoop my brain out with a melon baller and throw it in a pickle jar so I can play video games until the sun explodes.

>>205
What a horrid comment.

>>206
Eat poop

That hamster man sure can't hold his liquor.

>>205-208
Stop talking US politics, nobody else here gives a shit.

somewhere in the world, there is a poorly paid art employee who got comissioned for $40 to make this stupid gif that will only see the light of day for one day. he still lives with his parents because he cant make enough money to move out. his parents constantly belittle him for taking a course in art instead of doing something like accounting like his cousin george in the US who makes $100,000 a year. he hates his life. meanwhile there is an equally if not more demoralised contractor in india who spent ten hours trying to program this shitty gif on facebook's nightmarish spaghetti code. he wanted to break into the IT industry, but this was the only gig he could find after 3 years of being a verbal punching bag on a lowly tech support line. his wife is dying of hepatitis c and he can barely afford the artificially jacked up prices of the medication. he is forced to cut her tablets in half for her so they last longer. i cant smile facebook. i cant smile because every time i see this gif, i think of all the lives you ruined in your greedy pursuit of the dollar. im sick of playing your stupid game where you spy on my browsing habits and steal my data to sell to companies while distracting me with an endless orgy of memes and photos of food which some stupid bitch took. i know you're spying on my shit because just because i put my location as iraq doesnt mean i know arabic, so you can stop recommending me shit in arabic, because im SICK of your manipulation, im SICK of seeing pictures of some asian chick's dinner last night, and im SICK of constantly seeing that FUCKING CARTOON CHICKEN with ARABIC SHIT WRITTEN UNDERNEATH IT.

>>210
You're just gonna have to learn to deal with it.

Why are all these shooters so shit? You'd think they'd at least go to the range a few times to practice their aim but nope, every time something like this happens they manage to only kill like 10-20 people. How the fuck is it even possible to kill that few people in a place where there's literally a few hundred in one hallway alone during breaks?

>>212
I'm dealing with it perfectly well by mocking and deriding you and your stupid minority views that don't apply to those who are here to just take it easy.

>>214 Most of these shooters are massive failures in their lives and so it's only natural that they'd also fuck up trying to commit mass murder.

>>215
Sure thing, big guy.

>>219
Do you want to step outside, mate? I'm a level 5 fighter.

The CD is probably prayer music, either he didn't get to play it or he's keeping it close for now because there's a gypsy in the room.

>>220
At least you can talk! Who are you?

Well I love drinking from wide-mouth bottles and large glasses and I tend to leave my drinks unattended for extended periods.

I also enjoy being a flirty tease who dresses provocatively.

If any young woman wonders why intelligent men avoid talking to her, the answer is feminism.

you can tell they ran out of budget right around here because 90% of the episode was the camera panning back and forth over a single frame while they played elevator music

whups I thought this was the current thought thread

>>222
I'm the guy who's gonna step outside. Are you coming or what?

>>227
I'm coming for you.

>>228
That's the sweetest thing anyone's said to me.

>>227,228
(″･_･)っ- Are you guys stepping out to smoke? I'll come too.

Only a man who has learned about the greatness and glory of God can experience direct communion with Him.

He's just a fresh-faced youngster, new to politics but catapulted to a prominent position because the party had to sack his predecessor unexpectedly.

He has not yet learned that this is what happens when politicians leave their ivory towers and move among the people they rape at every opportunity.

Please god send it back to hell.

"Pete....with great power....comes....great clobberin"

The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly, is to fill the world with fools.

>>1
If you want to buy multiple items, ask for shipping. Package with tracking up to 2 kilos cost 20-25 euros inside Europe, 30-35 outside, both depending on country. Ask for details.

Liberalism only survives when it is shielded from reality by the narcotic effects of free resource availability, and the free resource availability is coming to an end.

One other point that I find really interesting and important about Haidt’s work is his findings on the ability of different groups to empathize across these ideological divides. So in his book (p. 287) Haidt reports on the following experiment: after determining whether someone is liberal or conservative, he then has each person answer the standard battery of questions as if he were the opposite ideology. So, he would ask a liberal to answer the questions as if he were a “typical conservative” and vice-versa. What he finds is quite striking: “The results were clear and consistent. Moderates and conservatives were most accurate in their predictions, whether they were pretending to be liberals or conservatives. Liberals were the least accurate, especially those who describe themselves as ‘very liberal.’ The biggest errors in the whole study came when liberals answered the Care and Fairness questions while pretending to be conservatives.” In other words, moderates and conservatives can understand the liberal worldview and liberals are unable to relate to the conservative worldview, especially when it comes to questions of care and fairness.

Not All Gays Are Like That. The 90% give the rest a bad name.

I don't want to put any more work into this. I would rather sniff my feet.

Same problem again on Xcode 6. I sincerely think there are two Apples: the amazing one, that creates the products we love and the dark one, who hates developers. Xcode and iTunesConnect are created by satan himself, who is CEO of the dark Apple.

Looks to me as if the worst thing that ever happened to Star Citizen was getting a lot more Kickstarter money than they asked for. If they hadn't been showered with riches, the project wouldn't have become so bloated and delayed. Chris Roberts is a smart and creative man, but creative people usually need limits and deadlines imposed on them to get them to produce.

shitboarding is like an imageboard's fiat currency. sure making more boards will stimulate discussion in the short term, but it's just causing inflation and a bankruptcy of interest in the future. This site is already becoming difficult to navigate. pls stahp adding useless boards

A couple decades ago I asked a Syrian Christian his thoughts on middle east peace, he said that even moslems that use their hands for toilet paper consider themselves superior to the men who walked on the moon.

What's that saying, putting a gun to a man's head focuses his attention? 9-11 got liberals out of their insane fog for a couple years, and that was just 3 buildings. A nuke, even a small one, would get their support for retaliation for at least 5 years, I think.

The worst one I can remember is the nearly 7 foot tall cockeyed obese bedazzled Archie person who always wore the same obnoxious plastic gem covered sweat-shirt crusted with mustard and foodstuff that was about 2 sizes too small for his fat gut. He ONLY read Archie comics. He had a wheezy helium voice and would rage when one particular Lemmy from Motorhead looking desktop RPG guy would call him a "Shehe" from the other side of the room which would cause gem-sweater Archie man to cry out "I AM NOT A SHEHE" like the Elephant man. He was banned from that particular shop for an incident where the "Shehe" phrase made him launch an uncoordinated attack against Lemmy-guy; bedazzler man became so enraged he stuck one arm out like Frankenstein and launched his whole body Porpoise style onto a circular card table covered in dice and diecast figures attempting to strangle him; thus injuring himself and thrashing around on the flattened table shouting "SHEHE" gibberish in his broken chipmunk voice. Apparently he had to be forcibly removed by taser happy cops that had to treat him like a rabid cow (this wouldn't have been too long after they first got non-lethal weapons and I'd guess were enthusiastic to use them) apparently they had to take him out by the feet while he clawed the doorframe. I didn't see the final incident, but did see him flip out from across the room when he was called a "SHEHE" prior to that. He kind of looked like Tor Johnson with curly ginger hair. At another shop that I used to visit because they would get weird horror/sci-fi VHS tapes, the owner told me in a genuinely horrified tone "YOU DON'T WANT TO MEET THE ARCHIE PEOPLE"; like they were some mutants that crawled from the abyss that he had to satiate with Archie comics like elder gods demanding blood sacrifice.

Corporations are rife with individuals who have perfected the power grab by any means necessary and they would love it if their employees had extra ways of excreting influence over a community-wide project.

I want to date a girly programmer.

Playing with her hair while she calls me a retarded apper for using Python.
Explaining her I'm using Python because of the time constraints of my personal projects while she passionately kisses me for being such a retarded apper.
Getting lost in her eyes while she says she'd like to see my primal low-level side tonight.
Taking off her pastel-colored skirt while she blushes for letting an apping heathen have a good look of her pure body.
Caressing her delicate naked body while she rewards me for my careful memory management.
Being inside her while she lets out soft moans of pleasure.
Pleasing each other and promising we will never be apart.
Lying next to each other, warming each other.
Playing Doom together while we're still naked.

I haven't been able to find a girl like this. Women are either ugly or dumb.

;_;

Find a woman who can program computers and buy her plastic surgery.

Only Coreans think plastic surgery has good results.

>>253 Look into double citizenship.

Many argue against it, but you never know. Wherever the aliens are, I’ll bet at some point in their evolution there was a battle. On the one side were the K-strategists who would evolve the civilization and the species into a paragon of honor, morality, and greatness, and on the other side were the r-strategists who’d periodically devolve the civilization and the species back into a hedonistic orgy of idiots and imbeciles demanding tolerance for all of the defectives – all while calling their slide “progress.”

Outside my town in Germany is a new refugee settlement where hundreds of refugees are being accommodated. Of course, I wouldn't dream of using the word "concentrated" but this non-concentration camp has large white tents in neat rows and high wire fences and guards.

Ironically, this is what we call helping people.

All it needs is a spiffy three-word slogan about work and freedom ...

>>256
Arby's macht Freitag

Because most people are considerably less idiotic when they know they'll be accountable for outcomes. Our representative democracy already allows the MPAIs to vote, but it also allows them to blame any problems on the people they voted for. It's intentionally set up to offload responsibility from the voters so that the MPAIs can cheerfully vote for the huckster who makes them feel good and not think about whether anything he promises will actually work.

If you need it, if you want it, here it is come and get it … the solution to any problem is to make sure you’re solving the right problem and not just the symptom of the real problem … to identify it and define it with “out of the box thinking" … by truly dealing with the way things are rather than the way you think they are or the “if only” way of thinking … to see things as they are and ask … what if?

>>252 find a lithe software engineer and pay him to have his bozack off & a bunch of plastic surgery to look like a girl

Just watched the whole thing.

Ive never been so not horny.

I'm sorry if you ever thought that Milky Holmes was about detectives.

There were 666 comments b4 i posted this. Just doing my part to cleanse this page of satan's influence.

“4. When a high SMV women walks into a clown-fest the circuit breaker blows.”

That’s what happened when Sarah Palin appeared on the scene.

To add to that, misery loves company, so Fems do everything they can to make sure all other women also become unloveable. That is why they tell us to be intelligent not attractive, to be fat accepting, to cut our hair, to empowerfulize ourselves with lots of casual sex, to put men down, to be loud and obnoxious, etc etc, all things designed to drive men away. I recognized that long ago, but what's sad today is that many young girls don't. They genuinely believe that men should like these things and if they don't, they must be defective men.

I come for a picture of a beautiful library. I get a photo of a bunch of scuzzy, smelly radicals.

Now, Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler was different. When someone named a species of blind cave beetle after him, he sent them a thank you note.

Adolf Hitler is more polite than Beyonce.

Is really sad see how you guys are humiliating Spider-man and its creator. I mean the "real" Spider-man, who is just an fictional character, but if any of you wants to learn English, you guys should take education more seriously, not joking around here.

Jack, if the conservative base isn't held in check by an alliance of the Left and cuckservatives, why they might actually defend the U.S., vigorously leave other people alone, and (shudder) demand to be left alone themselves! The horror!

And I am still amazed Clippy hasn't been ported to the Linux office suites yet.
You lame fucks copy everything else.

>>270
That's probably because Linux can't handle 2d rendering.

Brown savages shitting bacterial diversity all over white toilets is multiculturalism in a nutshell.

It's fine xD I was really just surprised to see someone make the opposite of what is a common grammatical error on the internet (using your instead of you're) :P

BTW, why does the name Zoe seem to be always attached to SJW stupidity? I used to like that name.

>>274
A lot of nice things get smeared in trash and crap. Often due to marginal communities using it as their symbol. E.g. neo-nazis and their swastikas or LGBT and their rainbow flags (even if it was originally colour-shifted?)

The only person I've ever known called Zoe hated everyone, all she cared about was her rubber lizard toy. I tried to show her my own rubber lizard to try and make friends but she wasn't interested at all.

>>274
It's a nineties special snowflake name. Much like "Quinn". For cultural reference, check all the MTV shows of that period.

It's like some British men decide to play women who disguise themselves as men and call themselves Monty Python.

lol I love the fact, PMAFT is against conspiracy theories, but creates a conspiracy theory on feminists preventing space aliens from contacting earth …

Pretty soon PMAFT will create a conspiracy theory, on how feminists are preventing the illuminati from recruiting his blog readers …

Lmao …

Have you heard of sexual transmutation?

Yeah, it’s some psychobabble that Napoleon Hill came up in the early 20th century. I guess it means if you don’t have sex you’ll pursue other more worthwhile activities like flying planes into buildings.

I was always under the impression that not being a sarcastic asshole was for my own sake and not others. Even if you were only an asshole on the inside but pleasant to be around, I think it takes a mental toll on you.
As self-pitiers are to sadness, sarcastic assholes are to anger and criticism. That is, they don't usually have anything really to be angry or critical about, but they seek it anyway. Self-pitiers perceive everyone around them in a fashion that fits their self-pity, whether they think they're hated or pitied by those around them. Sarcastic assholes must perceive others in a fashion that fits their hate and extreme criticism. They may perceive others as being assholes who are putting on a kind act. They may think that everyone is constantly criticizing them and just keeping their opinion to themselves. And even if that's not how they perceive the world, it at least gives them a negative outlook on life, which I'm guessing could lead to depression, anxiety, and social anxiety.
If being an asshole works for you, then by all means, be an asshole. I haven't researched this at all, so what do I know.

PER BE AT RRCFW WE CAN CALL TO GET PT'S PU TIMES. SHE STATED SHE IS THE ONE WHO ANSWERS THE CALLS AND DOES NOT MINE US CALLING.

Make like a tree and bark.

These Parents Apparently Failed at Parenting, Does Our Generation Is Lost..? I Think That Not Everyone Should Become A Parents. Damn.

I'M GOING TO MAKE AN ANIMAL CROSSING DATING SIM. I'M NOT A FURRY THOUGH I JUST REALLY LIKE ANIMALS IN THAT WAY, YOU KNOW? HAHA

I don't know if they're "well educated." Let's just say many were physically located in a college setting at some point.

Under President Obama, Democrats have lost 900+ state legislature seats, 12 governors, 69 House seats, 13 Senate seats. That's some legacy.

No, you've got your pederasts right.

You'd think the geniuses at Apple could fix this! I guess they are really not geniuses at all.

I will defend your asshole from the internet trolls, m'lady.
tips fedora

SHE KILLED HER DAUGHTER AND TURNED HER INTO A PICK. A GODDAMN PICK. WHERE DO YOU EVEN GET ENOUGH BABY FOR A PICKAXE? THERE ISN'T ENOUGH BABY.

I used to advocate destroying liberal academia, but now I say let’s laugh and watch it destroy itself.

You don't want to know what I'm THINKING !

All books written in English from 1960-2012 torrent

Mind blown.

SJWism is a siren song for humanity’s dregs. The ugliest, fattest, weirdest, gooniest LSMV losers adopt the SJW identity to raise their own status and knock down the status of their betters. These degenerate freaks on their own would go to the grave incel, but with a Tumblrrea and a passion for poopytalk the Crouching Manlet Hidden Dildo sees in the SJW identity a chance ― the slimmest possible (but still better than zero) ― to get a drunken pity fuck from a bluehair fatty before his dick stops working from cheeto-clogged arteries.

you is the only one not in good way in here..

This is the time for bricks through your Muslim neighbour's windows and beating up their children at school. Make them unwelcome.

Wow, this is fiiiillled with annoying stereotypes and idiocy. Well done! Saying GM produces only resource hungry low optimized products by ammeters?

WTC Attack @ 9+1+1+2+0+0+1=14
Paris Attack @ 1+1+1+3+2+0+1+5=14

WTF?

It's also fascinating how the only place those poor refugees "from Syria" could escape that sort of violence was in the West, instead of any of in any of the many countries belonging to their co-religionists.

>>300
I get that this is kopipe but it took me like 3 seconds to disconfirm.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Refugees_of_the_Syrian_Civil_War

>>301
I'm pretty sure he's on board with everything he pastes. It's always the same shit from the same websites. When you engage, someone inevitably complains about politics because apparently, this is meant to be a right wing safe space.

I'd like to say that weirdest thing I've modded in is the My Little Pony civilisation. But it pales in comparison to the weirdness that is making dogs milkable, and the males milkable for semen, with the intention of selling dog semen jelly roasts to the elves. I screwed up the tags so the females were being milked for semen. My dorfs screwed up the plan by devouring the dog semen jelly. But I've been given a few hints on fixing it and I'll see if I can make it work.

>>302 Actually, only about half of it. The others, just because they strike me as funny.

putting shrimp on barbies and arguing over the finer points of what is and isnt a knife

god damnit I thought this was the ctrl+v thread again

Personally, I’ve decided to name all my future pets Spot’); DROP TABLE Users;–

"Shaka, when the walls fell," said Pooh.

Best chance of survival is being a strong man or being with one. It's a man's duty to lift weights, sprint, train martial arts.

The train is fine.

"Don't fight ISIS or ISIS wins"
--People who brought us "safe spaces" and the participation trophy.

It'd be better if she were peeing herself.

This question is a no-brainier -- Just quit being damn web head. You'd better off living a normal human life, like killing time by trolling on the web -- no dull time. I guess you should've known this far too well by now, wacko.

Di you get realpaper or a virtual stock? you know which one I want you to get

You can tell that shit is broccoli

if we assumed that there was literally a one world order, many of the countries would be like on night shifts wake up when its dark work using gmt as the lead etc its do able if the countries want to , of course would have been easier under colonialism .Biblically tho the world runs on 1 timezone 1 day using Jerusalem as the lead clock./time. also with God 1000 earth years is likend to 1 God day. vis a vis earths 365 rotation to make a year.

can we stop aging by suspending time? clearly time can be changed days added and taken off and there will be a time that even time will run out of time (time will be no more sayeth Scripture)...ok will go and take my blue pill now lol

If you divide the deaths by the number of flu viruses (considering they didn't have a leader and acted independently) you'll get a very small k/d ratio. Hitler managed to kill millions with his rhetoric.

Any money says that the perps were black. Why do I say this? Because the story makes no mention of their names/race -- the opposite would have happened, should they have been white.

200 years ago, the Australian and New Zealand Armry Corporation fought proudly against the Nazis on the Anzac beach in Hungary. Please show your support to the diggers as they still fight to this day in the trenches of Iran and Afghanistan

I wouldn't make it thru the work out myself.. I'd get to hot and bothered.. Lol

>>320 What is the current politically correct term for illegal immigrants? There is a high probability they were at fault.

>>327
I wonder if that's right. It sounds reasonable, but take Buddhist monks for example, their whole goal is to remove suffering, so I assume that they do not have a lot of stress. This isn't to say that they don't have things that could potentially stress someone else out. For example, a normal person would be very stressed with only one bowl of rice a day. But as a Buddhist monk, they have trained themselves to ignore their wants and desires. I guess the comment must be trying to say people who don't ignore their desires and always get what they desire will break when they don't get what they desire. It seems like it is trying to suggest that we should seek out pain in order to be happy. But I think a better solution would be to go down the middle path, and neither seek pain nor seek pleasure.

This troper is terribly anal retentive when it comes to grammar or historical facts. And the Duel of Minds bits from the above tropers? Don't make this troper laugh. This troper once went head-to-head with a so-called intellectual and won. The catch? He was 33. This troper was 11.

>>328
It sounds like crap from an armchair psychologist/sociologist/neurologist to me. This "Lack of stress --> brain atrophy --> needing perfection" line of thinking is such a gigantic leap in logic, it's worthy of an olympic medal. I do wonder what makes people spout total bullshit and try to spin it as if they knew what the fuck they are talking about. Lack of self-awareness? Dunning-Kruger?

Automatics also rob 30-40 horsepower from your engine due to the fact that it always has to have an oil pump running in order to activate the various solenoids and keep the automatic transmission fluid flowing & lubricating the moving parts. Standard transmissions don't need this because the lubricating oil just sits in the bottom of the gear box and is splashed around / lubricated by the moving gears, which results in pretty much no HP being robbed by the tranny.
True, automatic transmissions have gotten more efficient over the years, but they're also complicated to diagnose due to the fact that there's more sensors & wiring that help run the transmission smoothly. When these fail, it takes a fair amount of time to access these, diagnose these and then determine if the failure is either a hydraulic or electronic issue (or both). This means lots of $$ to the customer when an issue comes up. That alone would make me steer clear from an automatic.
Now, what I've stated above are facts but the following is just my opinion that I believe to be generally true: When you're driving a stick shift car, you pay more attention to the whole driving experience. Whenever someone pulls out in front of me, then drives under the speed limit, I assume they're driving an automatic tranny because all they do is press the gas and by magic, the car just goes. Meanwhile, I'm downshifting and pressing my brakes, pissed off that this person just disrupted the flow of traffic. I generally believe if this same person was driving a stick, they wouldn't make such an inconsiderate move, since they're more in tune with the car and would probably get annoyed if someone did the same thing they just did to me.
Also, I always hear from my friends "oh, stick's fine, but I don't like it in city traffic" - I tend to think this is a statement that is more of a popular regurgitation of an excuse than an honest opinion. I learned to drive on an automatic and then learned to drive stick in my 20s and have been exclusively driving stick ever since....in the city. Both my girlfriend and I drive stick in the city daily and never once have I wanted to revert back to a sluggish automatic. In fact, I'd rather drive an inflamed standard tranny off a steep cliff than be putting around town in an automatic feeling like the biggest puss in the world.

>>332
Manual ("stick") cars are still king in the UK. If you can't handle an uphill traffic jam with a manual gearbox, you can't drive.

>>333
I drive a manual, but I still think people who write these rants are silly.

I would like to own one car with a DCT automatic and one with a 6-speed manual. Maybe have one Evo X and one WRX STI

>>336
You shouldn't. You won't be able to aim consistently during the maneuvers that require gear shifting. And no one will take you seriously if you have a "sporty" car without manual. Plus, if your car isn't sporty and doesn't have a dedicated driver (who isn't you) in it, then it's pretty lame anyway.

>>334
I don't think you quite understand the thrill of the feeling of manoeuvring the head of a shaft any time you want to change speed.

>>338
Oh I understead the thrill of manoeuvring the head of a shaft alright.

BLACK CRIME
13% of pop.
33% of rapists
38% of mass murderers
49% of murderers
56% of serial killers
#BlackCrimeMatters

Those who call transmissions "tranny" are mentally ill.

>>339
So do I, figuratively speaking, if you catch my drift.

started his own professional wrestling business at age 18 and went on to become a real estate investor. Currently he is a pundit who covers political news and current events.

No, thank you.
Yes, thank you!
Yes, of course I have!

Hero? NOT!!! This "so-called" hero is a PRO HORSE SLAUGHTER, he is involved with the Untied Horsemen AKA untied mass horse murdering, and all they care about is feeding humans TAINTED POISON HORSEMEAT! Don't give this blood thirsty killer any kind of credit for anything he does until he changes his views on horse slaughtering!

The emergence of the analog sticks looks oddly sexual

If only we had France's tight gun laws, Muslim terrorists wouldn't use guns to commit mass murder in the US.

The universe is like a Pop Tart in that neither one is very good for your health if eaten.

Hibike! Euphonium : Yay, animu about music ! Here it isn't a band but a whole orchestra ! The main protagonist has a very interesting personnality, not the usual (but very kawaii) sweet little girl and the "Homura" (you'll know what I mean if you watch it) is fascinating. Episode 8 was a beautiful and breathtaking turning point in the relationships of the characters, it's very well made and touching, and there's music ! I highly recommand it.

I'm curious how claiming people you don't know are virgins based on what, their internet habits and writing style is somehow "reportage"?

I can think of no other possible explanation for their behavior, can you? Like if the cockpit of a dc-10 suddenly appears where your bedroom wall used to be it only makes sense to assume a plane just crashed.

You think that's bad. I help manage communication for our fire and emergency services. We literally had thousands of apple products, THOUSANDS. Then they pulled the ios7 cable blocking software thing. They made me look like an idiot since I had recommended switching to apple products for consistency for our techs.

one of my tasks in life is to promote Christianity in a way to attract internet racists

But hey… you know I’d still give her the benefit of the doubt and assume this is yet another case of Twitter giving the appearance of brain damage.

It didn't look terrible. Most people look kind of dorky when they're running unless they're Tom Cruise.

A conspiracy is nothing more than 2 women plotting to give a 3rd a bad peer review.

Id rather give money to ISIS than Double Fine

I have none.

>>356
ISIS has consistently put out the product they promised at the scale they promised, doublefine has abandoned projects that were funded and gimped content out of their major releases, the former is clearly a better investment.

All those afternoons coming home from school to an empty house, with homework in the bag that I didn't want to do. Turned on the TV, the Playstation. Even though I'd beaten the game a couple of times over, I had this savepoint at the train graveyard. Would lay down on the floor, head between my backpack and the controller, and stare at the ceiling fan until I fell asleep to this song. Most of the time, the sun would be down by the time I woke up again. That's the sad and wasted childhood this song reminds me of. ; ~;

What is the Left's obsession with genitalia?

SEXY!

A lovely bit of rare homoerotica in mainstream TV, thank you 30 Rock :)

Rape Culture Raceway

>>360 A reaction to the Right's obsession of trying to censor it.

With the exception of POTUS, the Atty General, both leading presidential candidates, the media, and universities, Americans love free speech.

Easy there waterwings. Mommy left the inhaler in the minivan.

Great hair is something that everybody would like to have.

It's very weird that mermaid-fucking plays such a huge part of Superman's history.

>>342
the head of the shaft of a tranny, I mean.

2+2 doesn't stop being 4 just because the person who did the math is an asshole.

Russia is a myth told by Reagan to keep funding for the "cold war". It was really just an invasion of Antarctica to intimidate the penguin population.

Let's contact our local governments and request that they build levies in preparation for the network of blood rivers. Thanks for the tip guy, you're alright.

>>370
I knew it, no way slavs are real. But no one would listen.

Stupid people don't deserve erections.

My name is gary, and I'm an addict. My addiction to minesweeper has resulted in many late nights, a few missed classes, and an all time best score of 89 seconds (expert, of course).

entire villages in the Arctic depend on seals for food, heat, light and sex

We want maniacs. We want people who will shut down Congress, gleefully tell liberals to fuck off, and be castigated as maniacs by our opposition. We want people who will shut down the government, and keep it from making things any worse.

This is objectively false. People insult the 3DS for having a 240p screen, but what they don't realize is that since it's three-d, the number of pixels goes up exponentially, to 240x240x240, meaning that it's actually 13824000p, better than the best computers.

Are you really trivializing rape victims that much? What a fuckin freak. This is the equivalent of you going on craigslist and visiting some black dude in his section 8 housing in Baltimore to buy tickets to the Presidential Gala at Harvard and then complaining that you got sold fake tickets.

Exactly. And tbh? They’d defend her even if it had been true. I’m glad she didn’t but folks were really showing their true colors and their willingness to throw rape victims under the bus to defend their fav. This wasn’t a case of people jumping on her just because it was her brother involved. It was a case of people (most anyway because there are those looking for an excuse to drag) being angry because they thought someone with money and a large following was supporting a rapist. But now folks are on their high horse because all that matters is that her reputation is safe.

Intolerance of intolerance is the South Park Death Camp of Tolerance

FB won't suspend the sub-literate POS jihadi nigger that absolutely threatened Donald Trump but they'll suspend me for a month for using the word "faggot" as an adjective in reference to the recent snapping crap on college campuses.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll

Have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on

Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another

Target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the

Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the

Storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be

Anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States

Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable

Ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and

Now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

These are the same people who think “Thelma & Louise” is empowering. This is a movie in which as soon as the two female leads are away from their male supervision, they proceed to fail at everything … including life, since they finish up by committing suicide.

And of course, the US hasn't spent the last half millennia being passed back and forth between Germany and Russia like some roofied prom date. But don't let that fact get in the way, either.

I've met French people. they smell like cheese and can't play soccer. don't be intimidated by them.

Reminds me of the Lemonade stand BASIC game on Apple ][. It was trivial to beat once I found out you could allocate negative funds to advertising and your account would end up credited. Then the stand just became a front operation laundering money through the print shop.

Kremlin Trolls are out in force. My bona fides are rock solid. I've paid a real price for my fighting Putinism. Draw your own conclusions.

I've seen quite a few small communities gradually unravel because the moderators erred on the side of not banning people who were clearly violating the spirit but not the letter of the rules. As jerks gradually leaked in, the people who didn't want to be around jerks gradually drifted away, and the community was left as nothing more than a sludgy residue.

Both leftists and moslems give enemies 3 choices. 1. convert, 2. die, 3. pay high taxes

The flat tire is a symbol of Motorola's inability to achieve.

So, you are saying there is no hand-chopping this time?

(putting wallet away)

I also liked how he portrayed the New Republic as a dysfunctional, corrupt, mess. The bits about the various alien races bringing the New Republic to the brink of ruin because of their demand for special programs to account for their unique cultures & anatomy was as brilliant as it was infuriating to read about.

>>391
I thought Kylo Ren lost his hand.

>>393
hand solo's daughter kylo rylie stabs him in the heart

As a White man, I agree with the author – we must be stopped. I think we should be segregated in our own land. An area entirely composed of just White people, so we cannot hurt anyone else.

I am absolutely sure non – Whites would not want to have anything to do with us, just like the historical record of immigration shows.

So, a huge (yuuuuuge) wall should be erected around this new White nation. This way, no dangerous Whites could escape, and no innocent POC could accidently (not through any fault of their own, but of course due to White tricknology) find themselves in the hellish, failed state an all White country would invariably become.

"Now, I wouldn't keep any school open that wasn't doing a better than average job."

-- Hillary Clinton who apparently A) wants to close down half of our schools,* or B) doesn't understand math, or C) a lil' Column A and a lil' Column B

• And yes I'm quite aware that mean and median are not the same thing you humorless little Neil deGrasse Tyson-wannabe pedant fucks.

I don’t know about you guys, but I would hate to have to beat the faggot out of my own son just because I did a poor job choosing his mother.

Until women let us hit them they will never be equal

I tried to imagine a future where one can stream cumsocks on Netflix, but then I remembered that if you know where to look it's already possible even without future technology to find streaming cum.

By the way, Germany's like, let's ban an inanimate object that rails against Jews and advocates their destruction while importing loads of live people who feel the same way. Brilliant.

WoW! What a amusing comment! In the good way! You made my day! "she sounds like a piggy". Hahaha. Super!

Let's all be realistic: Peter, the cockroach, is uploading songs that Mr. Reynolds has given him, but refuses to upload here since Tseng wouldn't take down the pedophilia link from the front page. Not to mention the fact that the cockroach is LYING about finding them mysteriously on a hard drive--which proves what a shithead of a human being he is--but he deserves no thanks beyond that of a bag of shit in his face.

Also, Peter, what fucking dork sings with their hand in their pocket?! GET REAL YOU DAFT CUNT!

I trekked through the snow for what felt like hours. My clothes were doing nothing against the gusts of wind beating against my body. Felt like it wouldn’t be long before I pass out and freeze. Soon I could walk no more and fell to me knees. I couldn’t feel my arms or legs and was certain all hope was lost.

Then I smelled it. Queso and beans filled the air around me. I was nowhere near civilization so where could it be coming from? Next I smelled guacamole, and then sour cream. Somehow the smell was getting closer.

And that is when I saw a figure through the falling snow.

“Who’s there?”

It was hard to see all of him at first. With each footstep his spurs made a clinking sound. The bright red bandana was hard to miss, and then his mustache and brows. His full shape then came into view and he paused.

“What...what are you?”

He was a tall wrapped tortilla. His hands rested on the holsters of his pistoles. And his sombrero was larger than I am. It was El Bandito Burrito.

I was scared when he took a step towards me but I could not move. I don’t know if it was the cold wind or his incredible gaze that struck me still. All I know is I didn’t budge from being on my knees.

Not a word was spoken as he came in close and wrapped his arms around me. My cheeks felt his tortilla caliente. Even in the freezing cold his body could not chill. A tear escaped my eyes knowing I was warm and safe.

Taking off his sombrero he wrapped it around me. The thing somehow covered my entire body. And out from his head even more warmth spread.

“Th-thank you.”

Feeling was returning to my arms and legs. I wondered if I should try to run, but then I wondered why bother? How far would I get before I lose feeling again? All that mattered is I was safe and alive. Who cares if it was a burrito who saved me? There in his arms, I fell asleep.

Next morning I woke up and the sun was out. The shining warmth filled me with joy and I leaped to my feet in excitement. I looked around and saw I was alone. El Bandito Burrito had stayed with me through la noche and disappeared.

“GRACIAS!!!”

I know not if he was anywhere close enough to hear me. Still I had to try. I never saw him again to express my thanks. And that is my story of how I was saved by El Bandito Burrito.

http://imgur.com/gallery/6hZjK

Also, in the case of self inserting, you don't self insert yourself, you self insert your penis into the penis.
Its quite simple.

>>405
Self inserting soft anus?

☝(°ヮ°)

I have only ever read two books in my life as I believe Books are a waste of time. However, the first was Mein Kampf and the other was Roman Abramovich's Autobiography. Mein Kampf is a fantastic insight to whom I believe was one of the most intellectual people that ever lived. He just made the mistake of not having enough resource behind him after he invaded France....Abramovich's Autobiography was a waste of time as I believe he just got lucky. However, probably the most intellectual human being currently on the planet is Mikhail Khodorkovsky. Fantastic Businessman and Theatre Operator!

>>407 god damnit I thought this was the ctrl+v thread again

This thing is the best thing that happened since Steve Jobs died.

You have to die in battle to go to Valhalla and just like jerking off doesn’t count as sex, killing yourself doesn’t count as being involved in battle.

> Do none of the Black Americans realize that bringing attention to racial tensions and polarizing them will only work against their cause?

Uh, maybe they're just not very smart...?

Oops, what'd I say?

>hasn't talked to a non-cartoon woman in years

Nice strawman. Also opinion research shows that women overwhelmingly vote green and leftist. This is a fact. So enjoy getting raped you stupid cunt, I certainyly won't help you. And I'm 199cm/110kg so my help would actually be worth something.

All you need to be a wizard in Middle Earth is a hat and a drug problem.

see if you had something a wee bite earlyer or later in dvd for us that can not be every where, no asylums, no offend me. great set lux a muture mind of his own person lux .go god save the queen and rest in peace my friend god i did not know they were married so much for no offical fanclub my queen of the strings my heart goes out to you when you need it pal.metzy och you know what greasy individuals are like the men done excellent and ivy she was only the queen of 2 something and given wrong birth advice,still smiled and played the best yet true monster feedback screams from her rings and no bass you heard it second guitar precise coolness drums has a brainwash cariabeanen cruise ship robot ever been smoother what do you expect./////.....100

keas are literary hilter

I hope to god loli doesn't become illegal in the us

It can never be a bad thing, but it usually is

Hehe big leagues. Remember it's not crumbs of old food in the ratty beards, it's crumbs of success on the hairy romance gravy train.

F-yeah, freakin' rockin, fellas... I never woulda found that freakin' merchant in a thousand years if it weren't fer yall. I spent like... what, 20 bux on that damn guide and it didn't have smack about where in the hell I could find 'im. I googled that bitch and had to peruse nearly 100 sites b4 I came upon this 'un. Y'all saved me life, you did. <thank you> <bio>tches! ^^

Anyway, since its Europe, eventually somebody is going to be loading somebody else into boxcars.

So because it clicks that's supposed to justify spending often 3 times more, or more, than a conventional keyboard?

Edit: stop replying to this. Things like durability are a joke as no one, not even a dedicated typist wears out a keyboard due to too many keystrokes. Its due to excess force or mistreatment a keyboard would break. Response time and clicky and all that sure OK whatever. All that's been confirmed here is that they are 8/10 a circlejerk fad where all gamers think being mechanical suggests its worth $100+. Its a marketing tactic, that has successfully worked. While there might be slight advantages for some, the excessive price premium is an excuse to charge gamers more for a product they consider "gaming worthy" the real world performance difference between it and a membrane keyboard are minimal. For the price, they aren't worth it. And only when the fad is over will prices come down.

Edit: whooo first time I've made /r/bestof for a negative comment. Keep the downvotes rolling I got plenty of karma to burn.

>>422
Wait until he learns about Topre switches and sees the price of Happy Hacking Keyboard.

"WHAT DO WE WANT?" "NOW!" "WHEN DO WE WANT IT!?" "FEWER RACE CONDITIONS!"

maybe becouse u arent that far in the story.
just gon a little more with the story and come back and see if he has the new magicks n stuffs

are you joshing? The USA with it's Teddy "Tree-Hugger" Roosevelt and solar panels on the whitehouse and demanding more miles per gallon then physics can actually allow.??? i mean i get that the EPA is cucked by oil companies but it's hardly the US of A's fault that congress is full of corner whores. you're not living in a lead smog now thanks to the government, remember that.

All I can see is COCK

they're two emotionally stunted kids who desperately want to fuck eachother and that reaction you're having is likely the same one you would have if you listened to two 15 year olds flirt in real life, specifically one between a dumb homeschooled jock and a girl who does model UN

A lot of comments on here are Pretty stupied

THIS IS GODDAMN RELAXING

Fellini Satyricon

“Wow! Neet!!”
5 of 5 stars
Reviewed 22 December 2012
Stopped on the way back to Boston from Mystic Seaport. Free admission and parking. But lots to see! If you are even remotely into subs or military hardware you WILL love this place. If you aren't, you should still find it interesting - lots of exhibits even the layman would enjoy. Real subs, cutaways of others, lots of pretty diagrams and pictures. And Santa was peaking out of one sub, which my daughter spotted and laughed and laughed. Tour the actual Nautilus with (free) supplied audio self-paced tour material.

Don't be thermodynamically retarded. Even your average cumslut knows that perpetual motion is impossible and that they require outside energy sources like your daddy's cock.

>just smoke opium

Of course! I'll just hit up my local old-timey China town opium den, I'll ride down on my bicycle that has one really big wheel and one teeny tiny wheel!
No one makes or sells just plain opium any more, you tool.

Cowabunga... Cow-a-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick! This game is as appealing as a fucking ooze-infested dirty fucking sewer rat shit! I've had more fun playing with dog turds! Shredder's my ass and Splinter's my balls, this game is an inside-out asshole regurgitated putrid anal fecal matter! I'd rather fucking yank all the hairs out of my scrotum! I'd rather drink diarrhea vomited out of a buffalo's anus! It sucking fucks, it fucking sucks, IT FUCKING BLOWS, IT'S A PIECE OF SHIT... and I don't like it.

I'm Syrian. I must be handled in a friendly manner. Mrs. Merkel invited me.

>>435 I'd rather eat the rotten asshole of a roadkill skunk and down it with beer.

What is the first video game you beat?
For me it was either Lego Star Wars:The Complete Saga for PS2, or Ben 10 Protector of Earth for the Nintendo DS

how can filesystems be real if our files aren't real

Today, 6 plus billion people will arise in the morning and go about their day, a day that is everywhere eased and enriched by the discoveries of scientists as made concrete by engineers. And while a considerable minority of those worthy scientists and engineers profess islam as a faith, every one whose work makes life better for the human race is working outside of the Islamic world. Not one of the labor-saving, wealth-creating, suffering-destroying, and life-enriching technologies you will use today, whoever you are, was conceived and brought to market in that part of the world under any of the flags of mohammedanism.

It's not so much that they're opposed to modern civilization; increasingly, they're irrelevant to it. Like a bad-seed child, they have no positive accomplishments and no attainments to point to; they are reduced to vandalism and crime to seek attention.

That guy below me used to write good comments, then he took an arrow to the knee

I love movies where everyone is an idiot. Cohen Brothers films are great.

No you see it's racist for them to speak in Japanese accents because it reinforces all those old stereotypes about the Japanese being frog bankers from outer space who wear funny hats.

stop the hate just an opnion

It was a completely different time. They were completely different people. Husbands spent lifetimes with wives and never expressed a doubt to them. Wives spent lifetimes with husbands and never expected the husband to help or understand. Daughters and sons never spoke about sex, and only under the rarest and most relaxed situations would anyone speak about divorce, or even a neighbor who obtained a divorce… and then in the most hushed tones. A woman would never look a man in the eyes steadily. Oscar Wilde was probably the most offending, outrageous, cheeky, insulting, and affronting man of that era. You should really get your hands on some of his famous quotations. Yet you’ll notice that they are all spoken like anyone you would meet today. Maybe a little cleverer.

You're surprised that analytical loners with a high tolerance for learning and a capacity for developing new systems are preppers? Really?

nigga u got places to be??

Not that this has any relevance, but afaik there are no electronic games that you play without a visual display (a.k.a. video). Multiplying graphical resolution, processing power, memory or changing peripherals do not change what they are. Sure due to they being more realistical and online now, you can give them a greater (or lower) purpose than just a pastime but that doesn't change the fact that it's pathetic suggesting you're somewhat special for spending more money on it than the average gamer. Different than VIDEOGAMES, having more "points" in RL doesn't mean you're a better player. Human society is way more complex than pre-programed systems. It's not simply a fact of "trying to keep up" with it. You're lucky you're able to dedicate a significant ammount of income to entertainment. There's nothing wrong on doing it, or being glad about it, but do not rub it on other people's face's. It's ridiculous. This goes not only for you, I know a lot of ppl who comment here think the same way as you do about this. I'm sorry if this sounds too dry for a game news site but we're living in a globally interconnected society now and you have to understand that it doesn't matter how much money you have, that does not makes the world spin around you.

I was born July 24th, 1923, in Bozeman, Montana, you dirt bag. I hope you dramatically trip and fall where nobody can hear you.

I want to go to a petting zoo and tell everyone I'm there to fondle the kids. "What? Baby goats are called kids and I want to cuddle and pet them!"

Then I'll molest their children behind the barn.

ED, for one. I guess it's an exception

When the family shall no longer have a head, and the great foundation for the subordination of children in the mother's example is gone; when the mother shall have found another sphere than her home for her energies; when she shall have exchanged the sweet charities of domestic love and sympathy for the fierce passions of the hustings; when families shall be disrupted at the caprice of either party, and the children scattered as foundlings from their hearthstone requires no wisdom to see that a race of sons will be reared nearer akin to devils than to men. In the hands ,of such a bastard progeny, without discipline, without homes, without a God, the last remains of social order will speedily perish, and society will be overwhelmed in savage anarchy.

Infuriating the Left is one of the most pro-social things a patriotic, freedom-loving American can do today. Bravo, Milo.

I stabbed my bully in the face with a pencil when I was 10. That was nearly twenty years ago. I saw him on the friends you may know feature on Facebook and he still has the scar. What was the question again?

>Donald trump will usher in a German-American Jesus Nazi empire

This post gave me schizophrenia.

You know what would probably be cheaper? Put some kids in a house with a tiger. You can call it The House Tiger. (Those brats will probably still name everything in an annoying fashion. "These are the Watchers. They watch the stairway. These are the Lockers. They lock the door. We call the beast the Growler.")

this song isn't at all repetitive...love the depth and sophistication of the subject here too. and this guy's elocution? clearly the man is really well educated and deep - and his girlfriend in the video? nice to see a woman who clearly hasn't subscribed to needing plastic surgery to create a bigger, (smellier) butt. ya...she's all natural and this song/video is the work of a musical genius...he's the next miles davis!

i know other countries like Brazil may have suckie internet because of their ISP pricing even the consoles there worth like 3 to 4 times than in US, i was like thank god i wasn't born there! but anyway not trying to be racist or anything discriminating other peoples language or race, its just a fact!

White snowpremacy: Snowstorms get more coverage than #blacklivesmatter because they're white, and here's the science that proves it

I summon the pasta.

He's also Japanese, and they have made a fine art out of politely not agreeing with people.

If you touch me when I'm stressed I will shriek and swat at you and make a scene. Yes even in public. Yes I'm 22, that means you've had 22 years to learn not to touch me, mom, so why are you calling me childish?

Our little chef needs something more elegant. The studded leather was fine for a warrior, but if she keeps fighting she'll make daddy cry again. And daddy crying means Evangelion yaoi.

>the lemon party men are almost certainly all dead

F

>>464
Holy shit
It's true

Talking cats! im blown out of my pants!

The fact you can see the benefits means your brain is at least fully functioning and would save you from the genetic culling

Gene editing is worse because that will just increase the gap between the rich and everyone else massively. I don't really want to return to feudalism, especially not when the people ruling me will be there for bullshit reasons rather than actual natural selection

Gene editing could eliminate classism. Don't be so naive. Chances are, normal folks like us could probably reproduce, and get the assurance that our kids would get that extra little boost that would help them make it.

When typing text, it gives options previously entered. It is very good.
But that would be necessary after pressing "enter", he carried out an entire row with the team! He performs only what you typed and it is wildly angry.

If you're worried about potentially making a mess you clearly don't get the point of food on a stick.

I didn’t see a sarcasm hashtag. is this serious? your calling out a whole group for the actions of some of it’s members. maybe you’ve been unfortunate.

tbh Amazon is run on excel

To err is human: to break down is to be mechanical: to really screw things up takes a computer.

Avery Morrow is a disqusting homosexual neofacist pedophile who needs to die. We must find Avery Morrow and brutally murder him. Avery Morrow's long flacid penis curves around into his anus and through his mouth into 0037's butt. He violently thrusts the flacid object through his mouth and into the ass of 0037. 0037 moans with joy. Avery Morrow has 10000 orgasms with force, filling 0037's colon with 2000 gallons of semen and dried smegma.The force of the orgasms makes Avery Morrow's penis turn erect, fracturing due to it's impossible curves. The force of his exploding penis blasts him backwards 10000000000km into the past. Suddenly 1000000000000000000000 shotas fall from the sky and he can't resists and fill them with cum and is assraped 10000 times in prison. His anus prolapses forever and he is always leaking shit. He was a basqu3 niggir the whole time the end.

... ... ...and I’m a hyper-intelligent space weasel.

"Remember and commemorate the mistreatment of the Australia`s indigenous population"

?

That can be read several ways...

"Here`s a toast to grandpa."

"Hell, remember when he trained those Dingo`s to attack the fucking Abbos?"

"Yeah, i am sorry to see those days have passed by."

"Real sorry."

The phrase "there are good people and bad people in every society",
witch is pretty comon in intelctual life forms(lel).

Met him at a con in FL and he was really chill we talked for a while.
Vic micnogna was tehre too and he was cool too.Don't think he does vidya VA though

I imagine a lot of VAs are cool but I've only personally spoken with 3 and they were all cool, so small sample size.

Well I guess it depends on what your definition a person is. I don't really consider politicians as people.

Or maybe I’m just trying to get you to eat more cat food.

I can't wait until my Plusie is stronger and then I am going to Paralyze and Shock his stupid Pokemon.

bubsy lore just gets exponentially deeper day after day

it's like tolkien but with bubsy

Marvel can push this whole ‘pick a side’ thing as hard as they like but that’s not what Civil War is about. Civil War is about good people with good intentions, on roughly equal footing to start with, setting out to do the right thing and tearing each other apart in the process.

Civil War is an entire feature film about the moral grey zone and still so many people want to turn it black or white.

Mr. Sword57 I'd like to inform you that Nintendo did not turn back on their culture. In fact, a lot of Japanese culture shines through Nintendo games. here is some recent proof: Splatoon- Inkopolis is heavily, HEAVILY inspired by Tokyo, most notibly Shibuya Crossing. note the yellow marks in the sidewalk, used to help blind people walk with a cane, note also Inkopolis Tower, which the Inklings use to power their city, is based on the Tokyo Tower which is used to broadcast TV channels and is also a major tourist spot. Note also the Rainmaker which is very much a Sachihoko, a fish dragon that protects from fires with rain storms. Pokemon- Vulpix and Ninetails are based on Kitsune, a Japanese fox spirit. Mawile is based on a Japanese folktale about how you shouldn't starve your wife. Wiscash is based on Onamazu, a massive catfish from Japanese mythology that causes massive earthquakes from underground. Dunsparce is based on the Tsuchinoko from Japanese folklore, also known as the Bee Snake. Frosslass is based on a Japanese Youkai called Yuki-Onna, meaning snow woman. Mario- First off I would like to point out that Mario and Nintendo single handedly saved the gaming industry after the crash of '83, before Sonic the Hedgehog even existed, now on to the Japanese culture references in Mario. The Tanuki suit is based on a Japanese creature that has super strength, is great with tools, and can shape shift it's testicles, there are also Tanuki in Super Mario Sunshine. The cat suit in Super Mario 3D Land is based on the Japanese Lucky Cat, which, depending on the color of the cat gives different types of luck. Also, Japan is in Mario 3. Animal Crossing- Tom, Tommy and Timmy Nook are Tanuki. Kapp'n is a Kappa, a Japanese Youkai that loves to play pranks and eat cucumber sushi. Yo-Kai Watch proves that they still love their culture, it was dumbed down and there were name changes for America. but the entire game is one big culture reference. While I do hold Sonic 1, 2, 3, and Sonic and Knuckles close to my heart, Sonic is not a perfect character, in fact he's far from it, he is meant to appeal to American 90s teens Becuase Sega had more sales in America than in Japan. the Sonic Adventure games is where Sonic started to plummet, they're full of glitches and bugs, the only fun parts are the Sonic segments. the rest is atrocious. the Knuckles segments are the worst, you picked out a single speck of good design in a game with horrible design, the character control is floaty and slippery at the same time. The Knuckles segments did not influence open world games, if anything Zelda(1985 Famicom 1986 NES) did, even The Elder Scrolls I: Arena. Those games didn't have you flying around a poorly created level with a metal detector trying to find gems in every nook and cranny. Sega has given up on their fanbase, as evidenced by Sonic Boom. That game was the nail on the coffin for Sonic the Hedgehog. Take all this from me, a guy who took Japanese throughout high school and has an interest in Japanese culture, but doesn't worship it. It's okay to have your own point of view towards things, but don't insult them. Respect Nintendo for the fanbase they've raised since the dawn of gaming, before Sonic and Sega. I was raised with Nintendo, Shigeru Miyamoto, Masahiro Sakurai, and Satoru Iwata are my heroes, and my inspiration to go into the field of Game Design. Sincerely, A Nintendo Gamer

As a non-American (don't judge, I was born this way) how do super delegates piss in the soup for Sanders? My understanding is they are worth more than a pleb/delegate vote and most of them are pledged to Queen Cacklepants.

>If Toby Fox had been just a little less heavy-handed on the "you can't kill people forever for any reason and everyone is really good inside and wants to be your friend", it might have been a little better, but randomly slaughtering people for no good reason in RPGs is his big bone to pick with the genre.

Sounds like someone got butthurt by murderhobos.

I had a strange dream about Hiro last night wherein he gave me a ring on my cell phone to talk to me about something I posted on /qa/. How he got the number I had no idea but I did appreciate the admin of 4chan calling me up to talk about things when I'm so lonely otherwise.

I tried to explain my point of view to him but he wasn't making any sense at all. He was speaking perfect English but the answers he was giving made no sense in the context. What's more the idea of speaking to him when he had no accent made no sense so my sleeping brain retconned the process and gave him a fucking French accent instead. Anyhow something happened and me and my mum had to go to a Walmart in Paris to meet the big nosed bastard and for whatever reason there was wall to wall pickles because that's what the French were known for in my dream. So while browsing these pickles Hiro snuck up on my mum and scared her just to have a giggle

Apparently some sort of holy week was going in France at the time and everyone was playing Quake. I've never played Quake a day in my life but apparently my brain felt it was something to throw in the dream. Hiro's point of view is that during this holy week 4channers should get together and play in a Quake clan to fight the Russians who apparently also celebrated this holy week just for the opposite reason like France and Russia fought in some epic Quake war in the past they commemorate for one week out of the year.

I agreed with Hiro's notions because I'm quite suggestible and agreeable in my dreams and then promptly woke up

The moral to this story is that your Hiros never live up to your dreams of them.

First off, it's not so much a song, per-say, as it is simply just music..and if you don't like it, then screw off.

Don't knock lite brite, man. We're planning a fundraising drive to replace our potato servers with much faster lite brite servers

The Bernie Sanders campaign is the Occupy Wall Street movement, but without girls getting raped in tents.

Homosexuals are named after cigarettes because they suck butts and are discardable after a brief lifespan.

If people actually detected the stupidity behind superficial appearances the world would be a very different place.

She isn't even that attractive for a little girl.

>YOU CAN PLAY THE GAME AS MANY TIMES AS YOU WANT

This is actual line from the today advertisement.

Please stop unfairly comparing Lucifer to Hillary Clinton.

Lucifer's only "crime" was to refuse to be a slave. And yes it's no coincidence that that's the worst possible thing to a strictly heirarchical religion that's been controlled by government (or been the government) for most of the last 2000 years.

the american political conversation has become so polluted that people will nod in aggrement when ted cruz threatens to curtail our first amendment rights at the behest of his corporate overlords

I want to transform into a tapeworm and live in my waifu's colon!

>>478 How many of them are government people that we can't live without and how many are just losers who get hired for Keynesian reasons.

>>508
"government people we can't live without"

ha ha ha

Whoever pulls me out of you would be crowned King of England.

Genre: Reality

Happy Birthday, KAITO, you homo.

I'll slap the goofy out yo ass

It's not like the movies with loud cracking fists and yelling. This wasn't like anything the fighters had hoped for, and nothing like the audience would stay around for. Their little balled up hands made awful patting noises as their jaws and their ribs were jolted and bludgeoned again and again, and it was not glamorous and there was no winning and glory and no not even glory in the void it left in place of hope. The two didn't stop though. They were both gone, their bodies were now communal machines and they wouldn't stop until they were broken. Those machines spilled their sick red oil in ropes across the ground and it made little pits and plips as it dribbled off the collars of their shirts. Their heads were hit until they could not see and their hands hit until they could not close. No, there was no yelling. Just sad and hurting slobbers and spits and whines. Their mouths were all spit up and turgid like ripe fruit and their eyes were covered by their purple bleeding shells. They thrust and kneed and bit until the first one passed out and the sound the head made when it hit the ground was enough to know this one would never get back up, and even so the other continued to maul and gore it until it too passed out, lunging forward and laying still with its stomach atop the head of the other. There was no audience to help or clean or call. There were no fighters either.

I use it frequently after reading Clockwork Orange, where Alex carefully composed his outfits in the "heighth of fashion" I like the extra emphasis and the texture of the word.

Clearly you aren't dedicated enough, if your reaction to being white isn't to make yourself even better to prove just how much better you are and -can be-. What sort of self-hating white man are you that you don't get eighteen different Masters and Doctorates so that you can tell your non-white neighbor "Hey, fuck you, I'm better."

Why aren't you reaching peak physical capability so you can walk down to a Home Depot and tell the "unpaid employees" that "Yeah, I'm better than you."

Not becoming the sex-god you are destined to be so that you can walk over to your other neighbors house and fuck the guy's wife so you can say "Well this is better than I expected."

It's like you don't even appreciate your heritage, anon.

I have become comfortably numb

Someday, I'm going to do a thing.

Why are the comments disabled on nasa youtube?? And why are there no real pictures of earth from space?!?!

Liberals, 1932: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself."
Liberals, 2016: "Misogyny! Racism! Rape culture! OMG! I need a trigger warning!"

The Japanese version is UroZookidoji

I use akinator to find porn stars to jerk to.
Just name what I'd want to see this time and find pron with his guess if I like the picture, make him guess more if I don't like.

>>522 that is actually brilliant

He argues, from reading a very large stack of Feminist books, that Feminism was founded on helping mentally ill women deal with their illness by creating a political problem out of it.

Twitter is a private firm & perfectly free to ban/shadowban me or anyone else. It's not like I'm asking them to bake me a gay wedding cake.

random screaming and public ejaculation runs in the dynasty I'd like to think.

white people are racist by default (in the united states as well as other countries). are you white? congrats, you’re racist, and here’s the explanation:
you grew up in a racist society -> you were socialized to be racist thanks to racism being a dominant ideology -> you benefit from racism -> you’re racist no matter how much u think you’re not.
unlearning it is going to be a constant battle and u will never unlearn it fully. accept this. it is ingrained in you as a result of your upbringing and the media you’ve consumed. the sooner you come to terms with your own racism, the sooner u can better yourself. recognize the problem in yourself instead of setting yourself apart from those “other” white people.

Fuck off, I was plenty calm and reasonable until you started piling the ignorant replies onto me so this is what you get now you backpedaling fuckstick. Drop it if you don't have a real reply or I'll keep reminding you that your inability to play Mario is the real problem at hand here.

It may be because she still wants to feel or be seen as feminine despite her job being beating the shit out of people. She probably got enough shit about being mannish or whatever from insecure people and maybe she likes to, in certain ways, feel like a girl.

I feel like Rhonda Rousey would probably like to be fairly submissive in bed. Maybe she doesn't want to hear "wow bro ur abs r so hard and ur pits r so hairy." Maybe she wants to hear how pretty and soft she is.

I'm masturbating as I type this.

Also, OP is insane and his genius is dubious.

The fascists boot lickers just come right out of the woodwork, don't they?

I blame our history teachers/football coaches who make their students memorize a list of dates and call that teaching.

Maybe if she wasn't on the edge of menopause at 16. I want my grandkids to be Hercules, not a litter of Hannibals.

No, I meant balling. I'd go to the god damn NBA for them.

http://homepage1.nifty.com/paraoka/

My friends then proceeded to uncover the coworker's disturbingly huge stash of hardcore porn while I played with the cats.

Also about 15 minutes into my showing a mom and grandma brought in a 9 year old boy and all three sat right in front of me with him in the middle. Both mom and grandma scrambled to cover his eyes during the strip club scene and he sighed really loudly. It was kinda cute.

Inside it smells, on top it rains.

We'll put it to a vote

I'll just disregard the results if they don't agree with me, and you can disregard them if they don't agree with you

Does that sound fair?

The fare sold out. This means that DL predicts it will sell seats at higher prices. If it is correct, it will sell the seats at higher prices. If it is incorrect, it can offer the cheap seats again later. Even if the seat map is an accurate representation of how full the flight is (and it is not), that has nothing to do with what DL can sell over the next 5 weeks.

DL has access to vast amounts of data which you don't. Unless you've got data suggesting that DL should open up more L inventory because it can't sell at L+, you've got your answer.

UA and AA don't do it any differently. So real question is, what does it matter whether DL wants your trade or not?

He gonna live forever with Satoshi in Shit coin Tron land.

I wanna be like scrooge McDuck, swimming in a warehouse basement full of 20 dollar gold coins.

Oh well, each to his own.

Sonic the hedgehog was the my first console game.
And when i start first level.
I cry it.

Non-stop through desert. Salisbury steak sweater. They figured I was Bruce Jenner, the way I transgender.

So next time someone says "Does a bear shit in the woods?" I'd say "only some of the time. A bear neither urinates nor defecates in the winter months. And, due to deforestation and the encroachment of urban and suburban development, many bears venture into cities and resorts looking for food, causing them to shit in an urban environment rather than a forested one."

And then Picard will be like "That's quite enough Mr. Data" and Riker will smirk like a smug little bitch.

Literally, no amygdala. If you remove the amygdala of a monkey, you can slap it in the face, and it won’t have any reaction. It won’t get angry, it won’t fight you, and it won’t be fearful around you in the future. You can slap it again, and it will go on as if nothing happened again. These are the exact same idiots.

TX voter here. They had two separate lines-- one for each party. The Repub line was much longer-- typical middle class white voters. The Dem line was almost entirely racial minorities or what looked like the whites on Medicaid.

Local store is selling children’s suitcase with wheels which doubles as ride-on hippo toy.

No adult sized version available.

Hey,
as you probably know, many people who look at anime often tend to like hentai. And I have watched some hentai, but I really don't get it. How can anyone like it? Sure, some of the parts can be really fun, but mostly it's just sick! How can grown up people seriosly sit and watch at drawned rape scenes?! Offcourse not all hentai is about grest demons raping small innocent grils, that seem to like to be raped, but I still don't get it. Because hentai is only a very strange perverted version of porn.

everyone likes to laugh at rms when he starts going on about how cellphones spy on their users even when they are powered off, but an aunt of mine recently told me a story about how she was talking to her kids (in person, not on the phone) about how she needs to go get aluminum foil, and then she picked her iPhone up off the counter and the first thing it showed her was an ad for Reynolds Wrap.

No shit, retard. That is my fucking opinion. Did I say "this is a fact, can we put this on the constitutions of the world?" fucking retard low effort comments like this dismissing me without even mentioning how I am wrong or right. Fuck off or I'll fuck you off. I am so sick of being disliked for BEING CIVIL and just EXPRESSING my opinion. Did I offend you? No. I merely said what I thought of this and if this is the way you treat me. I am entitled to more than fucking word, I deserve fucking meaning. You do not get the right nore the inclination to disagree wITHOUT FUCKING BACKING your shit up. Any fucking fag can just disagree and say "no no you are wrong" but it takes a fucking man with a real fucking dick to go "here is why you are wrong" back in my day that WAS called respect. Now you fucking faggots sit here circlejerking about current movies or games or whatever fucking celebrity is in. that IS YOUR OPINION. not my opinion, I have nobody to blame but you. I shared my feelings, I expressed my emotions. I OPENED UP TO YOU FAG and you do this shit? It's called empathy. Not this crappy low effort waste of time, if I knew how to, I would find you and force you into a little room with no water and THEN SEE HOW IT FEELS WHEN YOU DO THIS TO ME. Happy. TO ME. I want you to delete your fucking comment, then come back and type a rational response to what you agree or disagree with. I am not a english teacher, I am not expecing a fuck 10 page essay on why I am wrong. I want to discuss and share and FUCKING LEARN, not be a robot and just dismiss anything we disagree with. Did your fucking mom make you read cereal boxes while she went fucking other men or something, you have no class, no respect. Fuck you, sorry if I offended, but you need to learn what you did was not fucking right. not at all. So in summation, delete this, I am sick of seeing this shit. Then I want you to kill yourself and stuff your fucking fat face with your fucking faggot hands.

What's next? The "V-Team," where four hardcore mercenary chicks run around taking private rescue missions?

Actually, Scandinavian magic worked like this. Magic was considered gay, and all magicians were either women or passive homosexuals.
Ancient Slav magic worked similarly. There have been warlocks - male only, witches - female only. These two kinds were different in some way but had similarities. Also, there are gender magic types in Ukraine: harakternyks were male only cossack wizards - capable of shapeshifting, making their skin hard as metal, and similar battle magic; witches were your typical female only European type witches; molfars were Carpathian male-only wizards who only use white magic; there were also female-only rituals for divination, blessing, charming and other things, and a few male-only rituals - mostly for charming.

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.

Man, he looks incredibly Jewish today.
I swear he looked more normal a few months ago, now just looking at him drains my bank account.

This would be an interesting conceptual approach for 'Mandingo.'

Think of it - big strapping musclebound white guys raping wealthy beautiful black women (there are some, believe it or not) while weak black twerps look on in helpless rage and terror.

me or him could do it i guess

This post is full of nostalgia and vaguely defined emotional reasoning.

It's also gay as fuck.

lets celibate and suck some dick.

I have to believe that this "hula hoop" shit that gets posted in every Portal thread is bait.

The analogy is constructed specifically to remove the most relevant aspect of the thought experiment, i.e., that the entrance and exit of the portal have different velocities. Any analogy in which the entrance and exit do not have different velocities does not apply. If you insist on using that analogy, then it works better as evidence in favor of option B, because the motion that matters is that of the cube relative to the "exit" end of the hula hoop. If your reference frame is that of the hula hoop, the cube enters at a high speed and exits at a high speed.

A reminder that seeds of life do survive, even under the harsher conditions and circumstances, waiting the right moment to flourish...

You're dumb.
You're going to die and leave a dumb corpse.

>>559
hey

>>560
I had a feeling a DQN wrote that.

Sometimes I wonder if our ancestors will look back at autistic shitposters as the avant garde artists of our time.

More primordial beast viscera washing ashore than I expected, but that's okay.

>people butthurt since they're too small-minded to imagine living in an economy that isn't a market economy

wwwww

BORN, INTO A CREW.
THERE'S NO CHOICE, BUT STRETCH HIS ARMS OUT FOR YOU.
HE HAS NO STYLE, HAS NO GRACE.
THIS KONG HAS A FUUUUUUNNY FACE.

NOT CONTENT TO HANDSTAND THIS WAY,
ONLY WHEN HE NEEDS TO,
GOT TO PLAN HIS DISPERSAL,
TIME TO INFLATE HIMSELF LIKE A BALLOOOOOOOOON!

i like it but how do we use frigid feminist cunts to save the glaciers

I just discovered that plasti dip comes in glow in the dark varieties. I may have to do terrible car stuff with this knowledge

17 months?! Seems like it would be easier for them to find an unreleased movie that's already been made and just add robots and Chewbacca to it.

When Paul Tsongas was running for President he carried a stuffed panda, and in his New England accent would say, "Dissa panda beah," implying that unlike the competition, Tsongas would not "panda" to the voters.

Is your back up against the wall? Do you hate privacy? Would you like to own a 2-seater toilet? Now you can! Recent advances in Mexican toilet technology allow the average American citizen to double up on the savings big time. Cut your reading time in half. Enjoy the companionship while you stick it the man forever!

This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang
But with a dance party

You American intellectuals - you want so desperately to feel besieged and persecuted!

I'd say the internet reveals the true nature of people. Whenever the trolls make the occasional honest post or some news service tracks them down they're almost always miserable people leading miserable lives. I wouldn't be surprised if a good number of them blame society/other people for their problems as well. Whenever I see a troll these days I just remember that my life is many times better than theirs, and I should just let them have this outlet because they probably don't have much else.

Inbreeding would explain so much about you.

+Alper Hacıoğlu then....a.a.a.a.a.a..o.o.o.o.o,o,o just SAY IT ;).........

>DVD from a support group for anal addicts
>he relapsed and bought an anal magazine

Stay strong op

My favorite sign from one of the vibrant protesters:
No Mexicans = No Tacos

I shit you not.

Wow, that really gave me pause, I mean people - I think maybe we haven't thought this thing through...

Here's the explanation to the joke.

Slavoj Zizek is a contemporary Marxist philosopher, best known for making pervy jokes, have weird mannerisms, and talking about Kung Fu Panda on YouTube. One of the main things that he drives at is that we need to critique our "ideology". He thinks that the capitalist ideology is so permeated in some parts of the world (such as the USA) that an alternative has become inconceivable for most people. Zizek is using the term "ideology" in a fairly specialized sense in the tradition of Marx, you can read more on what he means in the linked IEP articled.
While he has said that he is sympathetic in some ways to people like Obama and Bernie Sanders, who seek to make minor incremental changes to make capitalism more bearable (he calls it "capitalism with a human face"), he does claim that people on the left need to remain sharply critical of them (when he says "people on the left", he means actual socialists, i.e. people who wish to abolish capitalism, not the American left). So, while Zizek doesn't believe we should oppose raising the minimum wage, etc, it certainly wouldn't be a "socialist utopia" that he would hope the distant future would have attained.
Oh, and if you are a Bernie Sanders fan or something like that, please don't email me with Oxford dictionary definitions of "socialism". I couldn't possible care. I'm explaining Zizek's ideas, and raising the minimum wage or whatever isn't really Zizek's idea of socialism (which is the normal definition - workers owning the means of production), so...email him.

Simplification and unification of language is going to be a strong point in cultures in the near, though.

Cultures have spent centuries creating overly complicated languages when there wasn't much else to learn and scholars had tons of time on their hands to add flourish to languages to separate scholarly, noble, military and peasant things.

These days humans have way more things to learn, like math, sciences, technical skills. It takes 12 years for English students to master English. Japanese students take a long time mastering Japanese. Arabic languages are the same. In other countries with simpler language structure (eg: spanish with simple sentence structure, verb conjugation) they have a competitive advantage by needing less time to integrate the language into new students which means more time (and brain space) left to learn more things. That's why folks in some European countries learn 4 languages ... they learn simple ones like Italian and Spanish and German, then add in a complex one like English.

However, the simplification and unification of languages will also break down communication barriers and bring folks together to exchange ideas easier. Currently we're seeing English and Japanese and German and Spanish as main languages. But, these can be condensed and simplified into a common language. They need to in order to alleviate brain space for more important things. It will happen naturally over time, and the most optimal language won't win. Like languages today we'll probably see a merger of other languages into a single one. But, it will happen over time. And it's much needed.

I heard an African American lady on the radio ripping into the Black Lives Matter people about wasting their time protesting Trump while a few miles away, black kids were shooting and killing other black kids over the right to sell illegal drugs on street corners.

Chick-fil-A is fried chicken for white people. Pricier but better quality just like the white labor force.

Socialism is NOT this warm-and-fuzzy, happy little fluffy utopia where everyone shares everything and we all braid each other’s hair and sing happy campfire songs. Socialism advocates stealing – and that cannot be done without instilling a certain amount of fear in those who are being stolen from.

>>581 this is true. Chick-fil-A is basically the opposite of Church's Chicken.

>>583
This hurts as I had Church's for dinner last night

Lol, why is she showing her armpits?

what if your mom is a terrible women filled with cocks

oh wait it's true

Democrats vow to burn the country down over Ted Cruz statement, 'The overwhelming majority of violent criminals are Democrats'

>>582
This comment bothers me, as if capitalism didn't advocate stealing (by appropiating the surplus value of labor, or "profitting"), and didn't need the use of force in order to legitimize private ownership through fear of reprehension. I guess capitalism is so taken as a given, you can describe it to a T as something foreign and scary and still not realize that which you fear is right in front of you.

I stayed out of the Republican nomination voting process simply because there was no candidate I could fully get behind. The being said, if Trump does get the nomination, I will not hesitate to vote for him over Hillary or Sanders. The fact that his Presidency might send a bunch of whiny little cunts into epileptic trigger fits would just be a side-perk.

they were hoping the artsy sex and violence would bring normies. and it did... for as long as they could get away with it. As every time they showed a bit of violence, gore, and/or sex, the FCC got an ocean of complaints about the violence, gore, and/or sex, meaning the loophole that allowed NBC to show that bit of violence, gore, and/or sex was closed, further restricting what could be shown on broadcast.

So by the third season all they could show was subtextual male/male homolust. Which strangely does not draw normies.

When men pop up saying “I’ve been falsely accused of rape/sexual assault” all I hear is “I refuse to consider that I did violate boundaries while relying on non-verbal cues for consent, I refuse to believe that I actually hurt someone, and I clearly know better than the person who’s boundaries I crossed.”

And the other is "Socrates the demon Cat From HELL! Buwahahaha! You are All DOOMED!"

Yes, I would be glad about that! I wish I would meet a girl who shares that tilt with me... I am dreaming of sucking snot and boogers of a pretty girl's nose...

Have you noticed that if you rearrange the letters in "illegal immigrants," and add just a few more letters, it spells: "go home you free-loading, benefit-grabbing, resource-sucking, non-English speaking assholes and take those other hairy-faced, sandal-wearing, bomb-making, camel-riding, goat-humping, raggedy-ass bastards with you!"

Wednesday.

Wed-ding
Nes-tle
Day

That's how I remember how to spell it.
I am not a smart man.

I never have trouble remembering the 'n' because I am aware of the etymology (Woden's day).

Top of the list for me are the toilets that have tongues and rim you clean. Gets all the way up in there. Pretty refreshing once you get used to it, apparently.

PJ O'Rourke had it right.

> as frightening as terrorism is, it's the weapon of losers. The minute somebody sets off a suicide bomb, you can be sure that person doesn't have 'career prospects.' And no matter how horrendous a terrorist attack is, it's still conducted by losers. Winners don't need to hijack airplanes. Winners have an Air Force.

Because he was a man of the people, a man of simple pleasures. Do you think some fake ass nigga like Obama would smoke crack with local black guys? Fuck no. Rob Ford was an everyman in politics and that is why the Jews hated him.

With one vote for Trump I can vote against Ryan, Pelosi, Mitch, Harry, Boehner, Bill & Hillary, Obama, Mittens, Kerry and the Republican Elite.
Who could pass that up?

I'm not gay nigga I'm just open minded.

You best be careful talking to me like that you finna get yo toes sucked

In Albuquerque, the flow of time is distorted. The flow of time itself is convoluted; with heroes centuries old phasing in and out.

Butchered, huh? Makes sense. It is the religion of pieces...

bands like Disturbed, Godsmack, and Drowning Pool own compared to this shit...ur missing out check them out

It’s important to remember that neurotypical physically disabled people need to actively confront their ableism towards neurodivergent people and that ablebodied neurodivergent people need to actively confront their ableism towards physically disabled people. Being disabled in one way does not mean that we cannot be ableist towards other groups of disabled people.

That we will get to see Sausage Party but not The Goon is fucking heartbreaking.

Although it's 2016[9]

The eco-friendly, pro-Green, pro-Sustainability black guy: a fantasy of the White Liberal Mind.

The real black wants an Escalade or 300 (if he can’t swing a Bentley); and you could fit 10,000 of those Smart Growth houses into his ideal “crib”.

Pure BS.

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So on a scale of 1-10 I give this a 151. As in the 151 OG Pokemon! Bulbasaur, Ivysaur, Charmander, Charmeleon, Charizard, Squirtle, Wartortle, Blastoise, Caterpie, Metapod, Butterfree, Weedle, Kakuna, Beedrill, Pidgey, Pidgeotto, Pidgeot, Rattata, Raticate, Spearow, Fearow, Ekans, Arbok, Pikachu, Raichu, Sandshrew, Sandslash, Nidoran, Nidorina, Nidoqueen, Nidoran, Nidorino, Nidoking, Clefairy, Clefable, Vulpix, Ninetales, Jigglepuff, Wigglytuff, Zubat, Golbat, Oddish, Gloom, Vileplume, Paras, Parasect, Venonat, Venomoth, Diglett, Dugtrio, Meowth, Persian, Psyduck, Golduck, Mankey, Primeape, Growlithe, Arcanine, Poliwag, Poliwhirl, Poliwrath, Abra, Kadabra, Alakazam, Machop, Machoke, Machamp, Bellsprout, Weepingbell, Victreebell, Tentacool, Tentacruel, Geodude, Graveler, Golem, Ponyta, Rapidash, Slowpoke, Slowbro, Magnemite, Magneton, Farfetch'd, Doduo, Dodrio, Seel, Dewgong, Grimer, Muk, Shellder, Cloyster, Gastly, Haunter, Gengar, Onix, Drowzee, Hypno, Krabby, Kingler, Voltorb, Electrode, Exeggcute, Exeggutor, Cubone, Marowak. Hitmonlee, Hitmonchan, Lickitung, Koffing, Weezing, Rhyhorn, Rhydon, Chansey, Tangela, Kangaskhan, Horsea, Seadra, Goldeen, Seaking, Staryu, Starmie, Mr. Mime, Scyther, Jynx, Electabuzz, Magmar, Pinsir, Tauros, Magikarp, Gyarados, Lapras, Ditto, Eevee, Vaporeon, Jolteon, Flareon, Porygon, Omanyte, Omastar, Kabuto, Kabutops, Aerodactyl, Snorlax, Articuno, Zapdos, Moltres, Dratini, Dragonair, Drogonite, Mewtwo, Mew

Vlad Tepes did what leftists want us to do, elevate moslems above his own people. He used pikes, but rope/lamppost would be more efficient.

>not keeping a microSD snug and secure in your urethra

Absolute cowboys. Extremely unhelpful and rude. Avoid like the plaque.

KAYIHURA YOU ARE ANOTHER HITLER. VERY EVIL AND INHUMANE!! YOU BELONG TO THE CELLS OF CRIMINALS THAT BREACH HUMAN RIGHTS. ONCE YOUR BALD HEADED USELESS EMPTY HEAD LEAVES THE FACE OF UGANDA, YOU WILL PAY ALONE. BARE THAT IN MIND WITH YOUR SORRY ARSE SLAVES LIKE KAWEESA AND ENNANGA.

Yesterday when I voted, the lady said "thank you for voting" and I said "it's funny, because as an anarchist I don't believe in any of this, I'm just voting to help make sure Donald Trump doesn't win" and she stared at me for a couple of seconds and said "okay." xD

Re: shipping, Anakin is the only Star Wars character who ever had sex, and we all know how that turned out for him.

I can’t help but think… if Social Justice was like Buddism how would karma translate? “The patriachy is oppressing you because you oppressed the patriachy in an earlier life”?

this it incredibly stupid because the equation references itself without a base case, so it's impossible to solve
f(x) = 1 + f(x)/2
f(x) = 1 + f(x)/2 + f(x)/4
and on and on and on
it will infinitely approach $2, but never reach it ever
this problem is stupid and you are stupid

There are many people lacking health insurance, and
when they are hospitalized, the hospitals transfer the
cost of their care to paying customers, so why not
force everyone to purchase health insurance?

Imagine the future, where a human face is crushed by a fatty in a Doc Johnson, forever.

Twas the Night Before Christmas

and all through the house,

Not a creature was stirring

Not even a mouse...

When what to delighted eyes should appear,

But a fab pair of stockings,

For someone to wear!

They were beautifully made,

From their heel to the hip,

Which fitted quite snugly and didn't let slip.

They were soft to the touch,

And they looked quite amazing.

They were red, white and stripey

Great hold-up creations...

They weren't pricey or cheap,

They were tasteful and useful...

My other half loved them and felt they weren't wasteful.

They stretched over skin,

Like a hand in a glove...

And the white washed up well too,

As white as a dove.

So if you are wondering,

Is Santa quite real...?

Then purchase these stockings...

And the magic, you'll feel!

it is a personal affront to me that anyone could believe that revolutionary leader whose whole family got blown up and the drug dealer who lives out of his van with his dog bro wouldn't succeed at settling down and finding a townhouse in a nice school district, despite their having bonded over getting abducted and blowing up government officials

I heard he broke his arm in Hollywood, but refused treatment because of the white cast.

Those are brick layers who have left humanity behind.

Keep my 1k and dama with 5m. Will chii 6p with 78 if kamicha throws it. Will riichi upon drawing 4p (with 8p) or 6p (if not too late). Since the dora are out, it's our dealer turn and it's only East 1, I don't feel any remorse pushing a mangan/haneman tenpai...

I can't get over how perfectly it's recreated. It's simultaneously the off-white, deliciously chunky 1970s-looking three foot studio model, and a mile-long immaculately-detailed 2016-vintage spaceship. The windows are all incandescent-bulb yellow, but also sell the scale perfectly. It's blowing my mind. I want to read a dissertation by everyone involved in how they made it, because it can't be as straightforward as it seems, or else things would look that perfect all the time.

This is good for many reasons.

The machine will not make false rape allegations.

The machine cannot get pregnant.

The machine cannot assault you then call the cops resulting in your arrest.

The machine can satisfy your needs without providing cash and prizes to it.

The machine can be utilized at your convenience.

The music is awesome.

>>626
But just think of how many brick layers it'll put out of business!

Shouts out to NoName players
Always getting impossible waits
Always 一発 ツモ
Always leaving the match halfway if they aren't in 1st place
Always making me want to die
Also shouts out to ranked tenhou driving me bonkers

Wait, since Aiden is in the game, does that mean we can get SFM porn of him???

I am 25, and for the last seven or so years I've believed that Gensokyo exists and that somehow it's possible to go there (without dying). I don't know what it says about me that I still cling to this belief, even though deep down I understand that it's impossible. I just can't let go of it, because I find the idea of it to be beautiful, and my life is completely empty and directionless. So after such a long time my belief has expanded to the point where I have a physical location for Gensokyo, where it used to be when it was still part of this world, and I've developed a rudimentary understanding of the boundaries. The key to everything lies "between". Between life and death, waking and sleeping, night and day, fantasy and reality. And the colours are connected to this idea. The red and the blue. I've started to believe that it is possible to learn Yukari's power. I have fallen in love with the colour purple, I believe it is the way out of this world. I think that if other people knew about this they would diagnose me with something.

I've been yearning for a way out of this existence ever since I can remember, definitely at least from age 5, probably longer, since I was shunned by humans even at age 3 when first placed among them. I still kind of believe that I wasn't supposed to exist in the first place.

>>630
holy shit i think you quoted a good friend of mine . is that skyscraper?

>>631
If you must know, it's from http://tohno-chan.com/so/res/20397.html#21655.

In my defense, all I wanted to do was kill the unicorns.

Every time I see SpongeBob with his underwear on his head, all I can think is, "BONER!" I never gave it much thought as a child. The things that go over our heads as kids.

I agree, but sex with 12 year olds is way underrated

This is a very serious problem. Ever since I could walk I have been unable to put on pants. I have always been outcasted and chided for not being able to wear anything other than shorts. I am now moving to Massachusetts where it will be very cold and I don't think I will be able to continue to wear shorts. Please give me any tips or tricks that you use to put on pants. Thank you.

I don't know why this is on Pornhub, but Jojo is fucking rad

Baby Boomers, Generation X, Millinials, Generation Snowflakes

i normally dont fight Childs or old grandpas

"Capitalism" isn't a "system," it's a word made up by an 1860's hipster dipshit to whine about people voluntarily buying & selling stuff.

Is that Arnold swartsenegger

The origin? Who the fuck are you, King Cuck, holder of all knowledge Cuck?

Fuck you, i hope you die in a car accident caused by a drunk driver!

i see a huge risk & flaw in this design & adding the device in the between the sperm passage raises the question what happens if sperms are not passed and if new sperms are not generated at all... looks to me like a new growth of a new side effect to body or evolution of a new disease..... Over on top if u add the device what happens if there is a accident or if the device comes off !!! dID U THINK ABOUT CONCUSSIONS ???? MISHANDLING DURING TURNING ON/OFF THE SWITCH BY AN USER & ITS IMPACTS? .... I WOULD SUGGEST TURN OFF THE CRAP DEVICE & THINK DIFFERENT ....

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Wye eye man ave ya seen the size of tha vicars kipper ave always wanted to catch a bit of that off a clergyman al after change me ook..

This comment bothers me, as if capitalism didn't advocate stealing (by appropiating the surplus value of labor, or "profitting"), and didn't need the use of force in order to legitimize private ownership through fear of reprehension. I guess capitalism is so taken as a given, you can describe it to a T as something foreign and scary and still not realize that which you fear is right in front of you.

I like when girls swim in things with higher drag coefficients. It makes them easier to catch.

People also jerked off to nude scenes of people who are skeletons now, to be fair.

I'm having a hard time not only telling whether some old posts are mine or not, but also whether I'm getting reposted too. What a troublesome sensation.

Yeah, it's pretty much that. Also, it gives the higher ups of the company a good excuse to enforce a socially conservative culture. Some women, especially ones that claim to be progressive, are millitant enforcers of prim and proper behaviour. No swearing, no dick jokes, no after-work parties, no friendships during work hours, no fun. For a boss to tell his employees that would be ridiculous, but if the boss said no because it would make women uncomfortable and got that one bitchy lady on his side, it would be "fighting sexism". And so the boomer boss would be happy, having essentially teamed up with a random asshole to become a father-mother duo to a bunch of adults who dare belong to an era where people do not act like they're from leave it to beaver.

it’s honestly repulsive how crowdfunding projects (video games, tech, etc) is considered innovative and good business while crowdfunding for survival (donation posts) is considered Lazy and Begging

Well if u ask me, this was very childish and they were CHICKEN SHIT. If he/she doesn't want u anymore,leave them alone and do what u do best,find another one!!! Pay backs are hell, and it just may be something worse than sugar in a tank!!!! If I remember correctly these childish young adults were supposed to have been raised in a christian home, RIGHT!!!!!

Happy Birthday to my main man the Führer 🤗

The man sweats cowardice.

I've never played touhou, but you forgot the part where they castrated the conservative movement in America to ensure that only kosher neocohen globalists can afford to run for office

It IS a 2deep (read: having no depth at all, but being targeted at shallow idiots who want to at least "feel" deep) piece of shit, and here's why:

Because no one aside from a pseudo-intellectual shallow idiot would ever even THINK of making a game based around such a mundane, flaccid concept like being a fucking immigration officer at a modern airport, and no one else would ever want to actually PLAY this stupid crap besides said idiots.

A game can be about anything at all — your wildest imaginations, your craziest dreams and nightmares. They can feature the most badass, most beautiful designs ever, feature the most interesting and exotic storylines and characters, you name it. Why about a fucking no-name immigration officer screening dumb faceless foreigners for admittance of all things? Because it somewhat ties in to recent "world politics" and "social controversies" and shallow idiots, which are fucking shallow and incapable of imagination or of escaping what surrounds their mundane lives, think this is somehow cool and "neat". By way of their shallowness they warp the purpose of entertainment, which is about positive escapism into healthy fantasy, into something that merely reflects their own lives.

As far as video games go, it's a stupid mini game that belongs on a crap site for bored kids at school like Miniclip. It didn't deserve a price tag, and it didn't deserve to really be recognized as a video game, just like how those thousands of games on Miniclip, Armor Games, etc. (many of which are better than Papers Please) never receive this level of recognition.

Also, the art was ugly, colorless dogshit. I could draw better.

So fuck that game, and fuck unconventional crap like it.

its actually just a reversed gif of him finding and attaching a new arm

Imagine a thousand fat neckbeards finger-painting in the medium of their own shite. That's Wikipedia.

I smoked a weed the other day

These lyrics are pretty perverted. From what I've seen in this, Rin is going to preform sexual actions with her Boyfriend, using Transformation as a symbol for what actions he or she would preform. Transforming into an Obedient Dog symbolises letting her boyfriend preform the intercourse, while transforming into a kitten, symbolises Rin pleasuring the boy herself, which may refer to Masturbation (to the laymen, Hand Job) and other things. Transforming into a flower that blooms in the winter, showing off herself refers to stripping, and Transforming into a Rose symbolises letting the boy do things to her, in a similar sense you would smell a rose. I question Sega and Crypton's decision for allowing this song in concert.

Yo say that there is not realy much to protect skips well i got a ps3 ot of the local mnicable tip the police sent a helocopter two dogs and 3 vans to arrest me the op cost £20000 jst to arrest us they valued the goods at 47p this is gloucester for you where the police allowed two security gards to attack me in front of a cammersa cause i looked in the icland skip the footage misteriosly disapeered.

Our invaders have tacos, enchiladas, carnitas, much better food than yours.

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