[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#18]

[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#18] (999)

1 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8025 05:03 [No]

150 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8033 05:30 [No]

Boohbahs' heads look like uncircumcised penis tips

151 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8033 05:39 [No]

Why is Jesus buttfucking a smurf?

152 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8033 08:49 [No]

>>150
I was in that thread too

153 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8033 15:28 [No]

Are tall women really considered more typically attractive? IDGI.

154 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8033 15:39 [No]

Has the recent spumoni talk attracted ITALIAN VIPPER?

155 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8033 16:37 [No]

Our trajectories are divergent.

156 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8033 17:00 [No]

RIGHT IN BILLY'S JIMMY JAMS

157 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8033 19:43 [No]

queef bat

158 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8033 22:05 [No]

>>147 don't know if I'd say pleasant, ice cream isn't really my thing either. I just thought it would be something gross and somehow related to the Spumco of Ren & Stimpy fame.

>>152 what thread? I was looking at this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynAKDUmxKI0

159 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8034 01:01 [No]

Meow

160 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8034 01:23 [No]

I am become mojibake, destroyer of ﾃ個づ債づ・つ､ﾂ考ﾂつｦﾂづ・づﾂつｨﾂ前ﾂづｧﾂつｪﾂ按ｫﾂつ｢ﾂ！ﾂ妥ｦ05ﾂ環ｪ

161 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8034 10:38 [No]

Cute girls are blissfully unaware of my existence.

162 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8034 11:22 [No]

郢晢ｽｻ郢晢ｽｻ・つ€闕ｵ譏ｶ蜷埼刹・ｯ繝ｻ・ｵ驍ｵ・ｺ繝ｻ・･驛｢譎｢・ｽ・ｻ驍ｵ・ｺ繝ｻ・､郢晢ｽｻ繝ｻ・､郢晢ｽｻ郢ｧ迺ｰﾂ€郢晢ｽｻ繝ｻ・ｾ郢ｧ繝ｻ蜻ｽ郢晢ｽｻ繝ｻ・ｦ郢晢ｽｻ郢ｧ繝ｻ蜷埼Δ譎｢・ｽ・ｻ驍ｵ・ｺ繝ｻ・･郢晢ｽｻ繝ｻ・ｰ郢晢ｽｻ郢ｧ繝ｻ蜻ｽ郢晢ｽｻ繝ｻ・ｨ郢晢ｽｻ郢ｧ繝ｻ竏夂ｹ晢ｽｻ郢ｧ繝ｻ蜷咲ｹ晢ｽｻ繝ｻ・ｧ郢晢ｽｻ郢ｧ繝ｻ蜻ｽ郢晢ｽｻ繝ｻ・ｪ郢晢ｽｻ郢ｧ蝓滂ｽｽ譁舌・繝ｻ・ｫ郢晢ｽｻ郢ｧ繝ｻ蜻ｽ郢晢ｽｻ繝ｻ・｢郢晢ｽｻ郢ｧ謇假ｽｽ・ｼ繝ｻ・ｽ郢晢ｽｻ郢ｧ繝ｻ・ｽ・ｦ繝ｻ・･郢晢ｽｻ繝ｻ・ｦ05郢晢ｽｻ郢ｧ闃ｽ繝ｻ郢晢ｽｻ繝ｻ・ｪ

cool, copypasting it into the reply box and hitting preview post results in self-replicating mojibake

163 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8034 11:50 [No]

もうめぐねえじゃない、佐倉先生でしょう‽

164 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8034 12:16 [No]

>>161 look on the bright side, so are many ugly and creepy ones.

165 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8034 13:18 [No]

>>164
You know what? I wouldn't mind becoming close to a creepy girl. I've always had a soft spot for yandere characters. And as for ugliness, so long as they dress nicely and aren't so hideous I can't look at them, it doesn't matter that much to me.

All the 3D girls I know are incredibly tiresome and uninteresting.

166 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8034 13:29 [No]

Just hand over your ass to a handsome gay man.

167 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8034 13:39 [No]

i need a touhou open world fangame

168 Name: tetu : 1993-09-8034 13:42 [No]

popop

169 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8034 15:49 [No]

>>165 is right, girls are interested in boring activities like clubbing and drinking socially. The ones who are mildly interesting have super generic hobbies like photography, painting, extreme sports, travel or eating out. Nothing wrong with having those hobbies (I like those things myself), but making them your life and not liking anything else is kind of sad when things like computers, electronics, machines, cars, foreign languages, artificial intelligence, math and physics are there to be discovered and worked on.

Reminds me of the guy at progrider's lounge who was obsessed with Touhou, lost his virginity to a similarly obsessed girl, got attention from some girls and even paid for prostitutes, and concluded girls are boring and uninteresting and that his onaholes and dakimakuras were better than being with any girl.

170 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8034 16:39 [No]

At least Koreas traded their playlists. I heard there will be 24/7 open air party in DMZ.

171 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8034 18:47 [No]

How's about you synthesise yourself a personality, then?

172 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8034 19:49 [No]

memes

173 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8034 19:57 [No]

weed

174 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8034 20:32 [No]

Beauty is a funny thing indeed.

175 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8034 20:40 [No]

grow penis

176 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8034 22:23 [No]

( ﾟｰﾟ) if you write 血液 like ケツ液 then it looks like "butt fluid" instead of "blood"

177 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8035 01:48 [No]

Grounder's drill PINGAS

178 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8035 03:16 [No]

>>176
Thanks. I think I can finally remember how to pronounce it.

179 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8035 05:40 [No]

go away weevil, you don't belong on my computer desk

180 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8035 12:12 [No]

>>170 all soldiers dancing to K-pop and communist military patriotism songs. Man, I want to be at that party too.

181 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8035 13:05 [No]

I wonder if given the modern attention span of people, making innuendos involving Dick Cheney is already in the "I don't get it" zone.

182 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8035 17:35 [No]

Whole star anise looks vaguely like something else that's associated with the word "star" and the letters A, N, and S.

183 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8035 18:19 [No]

http://detail.chiebukuro.yahoo.co.jp/qa/question_detail/q1276856992
to: zombie counter-word-searching DQN

184 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8035 18:35 [No]

googling further there seem to be a few main ones used for zombies without a lot of consensus
人 - counter for people
体 - counter for things with a humanoid form, including corpses
柱 - counter for gods, buddhas, spirits, and noblemen
匹 - counter for insects and small animals (as in anything smaller than the "large animals" that would be counted with 頭)

found another neat site while googling: http://www.benricho.org/kazu/

185 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8035 18:47 [No]

Clean up all your seamen and don't come 'round here no more

186 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8035 18:52 [No]

>>183,184 ,/732
Thanks! I think 体 seems the most reasonable to me.

187 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8035 18:56 [No]

How do you refer to a post in another thread?

188 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8035 19:52 [No]

>>187
More options... → Formatting: → HTML
Then type something like

<a href="http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/826">>>/826</a> → >>/826

With the thread and post numbers changed as appropriate. If you don't put a / in the post reference then it defaults to that numbered post in the current thread instead. Works just as well for multiple posts, archived threads, threads from other boards, etc.

189 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8035 20:44 [No]

>>182 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astronomical_Netherlands_Satellite ?

190 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-8035 22:39 [No]

I can't advance in life until I deliver DQN Lobby sketch I promised septembers ago...

191 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8035 22:40 [No]

Is it even legal for DQN to be so lightning fast?

192 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8035 23:04 [No]

Your assistance is obligatory. Fun is mandatory.

193 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8036 00:27 [No]

manual focus? medium format? ... motherfucker?

194 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8036 00:55 [No]

Donkey Bitch Ass

195 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8036 02:10 [No]

Rubbery golf wezaa today!

196 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8036 02:32 [No]

Triple upside-down shits

197 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8036 06:09 [No]

>>188
Oh I thought it was a simpler thing. Thanks for the info

198 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8036 14:24 [No]

Cuddles Giles Hoover, you weren't there for that meme

199 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8036 15:13 [No]

I've got to rewatch Nichijou some time.

200 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8036 19:10 [No]

NEIIIIIIGH! MY NAME IS RAPE HORSE AND I'M SO HORNY IT'S CRAZY!

201 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8036 19:50 [No]

I can't deal with all this concentrated testicle-twisting awesome

202 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8036 20:34 [No]

I want to get in on the secret 4chan board, if only to shitpost on it.

203 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8036 20:47 [No]

Now hold that pose for me.

204 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8036 22:15 [No]

What do you call that stupid flashing line at the end of where you're typing? I wish it would stop flashing. Stupid flashy line.

205 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8036 22:24 [No]

>>204 A cursor. It appears to be making you want to curse.

206 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8036 23:22 [No]

I'm so great.

207 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8036 23:29 [No]

Why would you curse at a cursor?

208 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8037 00:24 [No]

"apparently abandoning the rest of you to Masturbation's wrath." made me grin.

209 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8037 10:08 [No]

>>207 because it fucking deserves it!

210 This post sucked.

211 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8037 13:17 [No]

Have I died and gone to Nanahira heaven?

212 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8037 21:05 [No]

What do the Kha'ak want?

213 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8037 21:35 [No]

make money fa$t

214 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8037 23:33 [No]

I hate not having internet, I just want to post on DQN.

215 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8038 17:37 [No]

BIG MONEY, BIG PRIZES. I LOVE IT!

216 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8038 17:43 [No]

That post sucked.

217 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8038 18:39 [No]

Was it my post the one which sucked? I will never be sure anymore.

218 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8038 22:27 [No]

I just want you to be happy.

219 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8038 22:59 [No]

It's been a long time since one of shii's sockpuppets deleted a post around here.

220 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8039 04:03 [No]

I eat
I shit
I eat again!

221 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8039 04:08 [No]

>>220 such is life

222 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8039 10:07 [No]

I like animals.

223 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8039 11:14 [No]

>>222
"Why are you here? Do you like animals too? That's why I'm here... They frown upon that." -- Mud, prison camp inmate in Gothic

224 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8039 14:34 [No]

Argument from the dictionary

225 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8039 15:15 [No]

Should I register with a .moe domain?

226 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8039 15:24 [No]

>>225
Yes.

227 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8039 17:42 [No]

Most frequently F-word

vc: cox

228 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8039 20:33 [No]

My eyes are seeing balls.

229 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8039 21:02 [No]

gases blowing through my anus

230 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8039 21:16 [No]

I accomplished nothing today.

231 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8040 02:03 [No]

I am taking an online course in--well, it doesn't really matter what the topic matter is. There is an instructor who communicates with us via a webcam and microphone, and a chatroom in which the students ask questions.

It depresses me very badly to notice that no one else appears to have the faintest interest in the subject matter. They're in the military and new regulations said they had to have technical training in this field, and their commanders told them they had to do it in order to keep their billets. Or they're some other kind of government worker.

And the questions they ask in class, when they can be bothered to notice or take part at all, are generally terrifyingly stupid and indicate to me that they do NOT belong there.

But let me give you an example. Imagine that it's a class for auto mechanics. And there's one guy in the back who keeps interrupting the instructor to say "But I want the car to run on orange juice, isn't there some button I can push to make it do that?" And "If I paint the car a different color that will make it able to fly, right?" And "What's a wrench?" and "What are wheels?" Half the students in the course are asking questions like that. I'm facepalming so hard I now consider myself lucky I didn't accidentally shove my entire arm through my head up to the elbow.

How did they get into the class? I don't know, but the online school is taking the money and cashing their checks just like anyone else's. This makes me wonder whether my certification will be worth anything to any employer when I mention the school.

I'm depressed now, /dqn/.

232 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8040 03:24 [No]

dqn needs a dark background with white text pagestyle for late night browsing

233 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8040 05:59 [No]

if we're coming up with the most obtuse translations possible then why not 星粉十字軍人達

234 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8040 06:01 [No]

re: people who insist on calling part 4 "diamond doesn't crash"

235 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8040 06:38 [No]

Are we a Karass or Granfalloon

236 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8040 10:25 [No]

That sucks >>231-san（= ･ェ･=)
Something similar happened to me when I was living the NEET life, in order to keep getting my dole the jobcentre forced me to go on a call-centre training course (when I signed up I said I would be happy doing any work, just not a call-centre). It was literally "Okay, this is a computer, and this thing is a mouse, and you use it to move the pointer on the screen. Find the thing called Microsoft Word! We use this program to write letters and things." So it was 3 days of typing example letters from a book into Microsoft Word then printing it.

Now, there were a couple of older guys who I could understand would benefit from this (they asked things like "How do you drag something, do you just click it and hold it?") but on the 4th day of the 5-day course we had to write about what kind of experience we had, and our ambitions etc. The tutor read about my computing degree and work experience and was like "...oh! My god, this all must be quite insulting for you? Why are you even here?"

Everyone on the course automatically got an interview at a call-centre a week later; there was a written test as a sort of formality, and though I tried to do badly I got high marks, so I just said sorry and ran away.

237 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8040 12:12 [No]

No damn cat, no damn cradle.

238 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8040 15:11 [No]

Ironically, >>236, I am in training in order to un-NEET-ify myself. But if it becomes widely known that a lot of the people in this training finish the week still unable to grasp the most fundamental concepts, and if they pass the written test it will be a feat of rote memorization of what appears to them to be a long list of unrelated facts, because they do not understand the underlying theory that unifies it all and makes it all make sense--arrgh.

Once upon a time, in the information technology field, there was a certification called MSCE, Microsoft Certified Engineer. In the 1990s so many MCSEs got handed to people who went to cram schools, who memorized lists of answers, who cheated on tests, that MCSE has become a joke. "Must Call Someone Else." And now on a resume it's worthless.

My verification word is "duce." Clearly the web page thinks that I am being elitist and fascistic here. ;_;

239 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8040 17:21 [No]

I heard two old guys talking on the bus, and one says "and there he goes running like a raped ape" and I have to suppress a laugh because the image that popped into my head of an ape having a running crying jag through the jungle screaming "DON'T LOOK AT ME" cracked me up.

240 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8040 19:07 [No]

>>239
http://www.c64.com/games/2084

241 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8040 19:36 [No]

I just masturbated to pornography while eating ice cream. This is truly the utopia we've been striving for.

242 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8040 19:48 [No]

>>241
Now you should masturbate to a Little Baby's Ice Cream advert while eating ice cream.

243 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8040 20:01 [No]

my desk broke in the move and the only utensils i have are chopsticks, it's all a coincidence i swear i'm not normally this much of a weeaboo

244 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8040 20:10 [No]

I'm sick of Shii. Let's get a new name face already.

245 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8040 20:15 [No]

I vote for ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

246 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8040 20:37 [No]

I vote for ( ・ω・)

247 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8040 20:49 [No]

ヽ( ・ω・)ノ

248 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8040 20:58 [No]

I vote for (╬ ಠ益ಠ)

249 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8040 21:02 [No]

>>248 oh, fuck that stupid face.

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