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653 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8157 07:16

Existential crises caused by porn are the BEST existential crises.
Porn that causes existential crises is the BEST porn.
Kind of a turn off when it hits you though.

654 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8157 10:41

My btrfs partition with all my anime torrents on died yesterday.
At least I can still get to the file list.

655 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8157 14:08

96 tears in 96 eyes

656 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8157 14:50

>>645
Whoa, his last tweets a super weird but the account is gone. Intellectuals are fragile, I suppose.

657 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8157 21:58

I've got a garbage brain that's driving me insane

658 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8158 00:19

HAPPY NEW YEAR 1993!

659 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8158 03:43

( ˃ ˂) < HAPPY NEW YEAR

660 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8158 08:22

You guys are weird. It's sitll 1993.

661 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8158 15:35

It's like I'm having a spasmodically painful but strangely delightful orgasm. Let's just hope this incidents recede as it's likely the 'arousing' aspects of it are bound to fade out otherwise.

HEALTH PROBLEMS
What a business, eh?

662 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8158 23:19

I've not yet had sex with myself this year. What the hell is wrong with me

663 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8159 01:18

Four secrets.

664 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8159 01:26

>>648
Who knows? Sounds to me like it was legit himself though. We'll see.

665 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8159 01:30

Here's to hoping my health improves.
Happy new year guys.

666 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8159 01:52

help help i'm being possess-

nevermind, just gas.

667 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8159 08:43

I wish you all good health.

668 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8159 17:33

There just aren't enough *pa sjis characters out there.

669 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8159 18:44

>>668
iM,_TLjU Hey sonny, I'm Oldpa. Nice to meet you.

670 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8160 02:29

I really really want glasses that don't hurt. I've had glasses for years and I've never worn a pair that did not hurt.

671 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8160 03:12

TURNED THE GUN ON HIMSELF

672 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8160 03:20

>>670
Where are you buying from that doesn't fit them for you?

673 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8160 03:37

test

674 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8160 04:05

Roman cursive makes the alphabet look so crude.

675 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8160 04:19

It may be wrong but it is all a metaphor for something right.

676 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8160 09:04

Go outside at night, look up to the sky, and what do I see? Two stars and a cloud giving me the :| face. I feel the same way, sky. I feel the same way.

677 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8160 13:16

oh nothing it

678 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8160 16:53

If you like a piece of software it's because you haven't spent enough time with it.

679 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8160 17:22

If they're using aggressive language, you'll be justified in telling them to calm down no matter what. Aggressive language can be a sign of outer or inner turmoil.

680 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8160 22:17

I want to use an aggressive programming language, to write angry code.

681 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8160 22:59

>>672
First few through my doctor. Then through walmart. Now through Zenni optical.

682 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8160 23:07

>>681
They always hurt specifically on the right side of my my face. My right temple, ear, and right side of my nose always hurt because of glasses.

683 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8160 23:17

European Union ruins economies

684 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8160 23:29

Loli is the driving force behind all economies.

685 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8161 00:22

Life is, in a word, tragedy.

686 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8161 06:12

Say you've decided to retort some comment with a joke, but it's a lame joke. Would you say that this retort is successful? I would. Because you've shown you're ability to treat something facetiously which is not reliant on humor.

687 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8161 09:41

It was inevitable.

688 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8161 15:55

It couldn't be helped.

689 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8161 16:14

It is sad, but not unexpected.

690 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8161 19:17

Even if it was unexpected, it's not surprising.

691 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8161 21:15

It's getting to the point where I need to list the fetishes I don't have.

692 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8161 23:12

>>691
It was inevitable.

693 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8162 00:08

I find her everywhere I look, but I don't find her in my bed.

694 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8162 04:00

Look in your bed then, nerd

695 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8162 05:30

Are you dissatisfied?

696 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8162 06:51

Nah, just disappointed.

697 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8162 07:40

rumba rumba rumba rumba rumba

698 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8162 07:41

my last captcha was "cow", this one is "scathe"

pretty rare to get two real words in a row, maybe I should play the lottery. or have a CAT scan.

699 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8162 07:47

I'm dissatisfied but not disappointed.

700 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8162 08:17

700

701 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8162 09:20

fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

702 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8162 16:01

I am disappointed in myself, I only hope this feeling doesn't extent to other people feeling disappointed in me.

703 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8162 17:49

>>697
Ringo moguire beam.

704 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8162 18:00

And where will she go, and what shall she do, when midnight comes around?

705 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8162 18:24

I can roll up my TV and appreciate my beautiful wallpapers while moving my fat body freely!

706 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8162 20:29

I think you guys are doing something right.

707 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8162 21:00

I was curious about something and found an article that could answer my question. It was really short and only had a few paragraphs of text, but then I realized it was one of those sites that breaks their articles into separate pages. And it was 75 pages.

708 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8162 21:13

I was hesitant hesitant at first but now I'm here

709 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8162 21:23

I started a ledger file and filled it in from the start of the year. Next on my list is to buy a domain name and a VPS and finish some software and start a blog of half-baked cool things and...

710 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8162 23:59

Even though they are allowed to and often use his office, my co-workers never turn on the lights themselves. So they remain off until my boss arrives and turns them on himself. I don't know if they are unaware of it, or if it's a conscious effort to discretely communicate to everyone when is my boss not around.

711 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8163 00:30

I'm under the moon loli to issho, if you know what I mean.

712 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8163 02:24

Still looks crap on mobile. Have to fix that some day.

713 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8163 04:30

Just a fair warning: I'm going to stick it all the way up to balls.

714 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8163 07:41

715 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8163 15:27

where do all the nerdy yet attractive twenty-somethings hang out

716 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8163 16:53

Well, burly be as burly do, as me ol' gran'-turtle used to tell me...

718 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8163 23:23

I guess the next step is to go develop a drug addiction or something.

719 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8163 23:34

I don't think it would be a bad idea.

720 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8164 00:59

They're not us!

721 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8164 05:44

>>717
I have to admit I saw portland and thought it was the one in oregon

Ours is here. Never been to it. Yes I live near murdertown usa.
https://encrypted.google.com/maps/place/1984/@39.7589737,-75.6029844,13z/data=!4m5!1m2!2m1!1s1984+!3m1!1s0x89c6fda194a23da9:0x5baf01dd2f21640d?hl=en
(not the guy you replied to)

722 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8164 07:14

Why do I like camouflage so much? I guess because I'm drawn to it as an art-form despite it never getting the recognition as such. Each different pattern is an abstract interpretation of a specific environment. The same forest, desert, or war-torn city may have several different interpretations.

723 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8164 11:53

You, you llama-felching dog queef!

724 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8164 13:36

That's enough self-pity for today.

725 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8164 18:29

sucka my penix

726 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8164 19:22

I wish flaming death unto whoever thought it was a great idea to start the day and month counters at zero and not one when developing the Java date API.
Because clearly the year begins with Zebruary and ends in November.

727 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8165 00:01

I wish I was cool enough to hang out with hips- with any real people.

728 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8165 00:24

>>722 I like the look of flecktarn nearly as much as I like saying it! Flecktarn~

729 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8165 00:26

Oh Yukimame, you're the best.

730 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8165 04:20

It shouldn't surprise me that people write gay Always Sunny fanfiction, but somehow I am.

731 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8165 08:52

Whiskey smells wonderful, but rubbing it on myself as perfume would just make me smell like an alcoholic, wouldnt it?

732 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8165 14:42

"There was a problem with your roaming profile..."

Noooooooooooooooo

733 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8165 17:11

>>731
The alcohol is more volatile so I think that would evaporate away after a little bit leaving the rest of the stuff but idk test it out

734 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8165 19:11

Mir gehts serh gut.

735 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8165 20:48

I am awake, and you are only dreaming.

736 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8165 21:40

Every time I have dirty thoughts I get sleepy. Weird.

737 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8165 22:48

I woke up, disappointingly, to find they had reinforced my internal organs and updated my firmware.

738 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8165 23:57

Holy shit, job hunting is awful. It's just the absolute worst thing ever. You can spend weeks working your absolute best on applications and interviews and have literally nothing to show for it - literally nothing, not even an "oh well, I guess I learned something" just a hollow nothingness.

739 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8166 00:21

>>738
I've been there, and I fully agree. I job hunted for 3 months once, and was completely dispirited by the end. The longer I hunted, the less effort I felt like putting into the applications and interviews, too. I ended up taking a job with a horrible commute and low pay out of desperation.

Plus, all the good jobs I've seen my friends get have just been through knowing people, not through interviews or applications. Which kind of sucks for somebody who is not good at the whole "networking" thing.

740 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8166 01:03

I wonder if the Star Wars prequel films work better for non-English speakers, since the subtitle translations almost have to read more naturally than Lucas' painfully stilted crap dialogue.

741 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8166 05:32

Serious discussion time. We've been incoherent for too long.

742 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8166 09:00

discuss this
whips out penis

743 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8166 11:50

I read some of those hipster big-name twitters again. I feel sick and I need to lie down.

744 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8166 12:21

Is anyone there?

745 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8166 12:38

>>744
Yo, sup

746 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8166 12:47

>>744
Nevermind me, just replying.

747 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8166 15:52

What's that beeping. Nevermind, I got rid of it. Wait... do I have to go to work?

748 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8166 16:09

>>739
I applied for a job last year where I met every one of the qualifications, had the specialized skills, and passed their knowledge test like it was nothing. They were acting super excited to get me on board asap...until they found out I was a student and I'd only be around for the summer, and suddenly the thing they wanted most was for me to get out of the office and stop wasting their time. It was as cold as if they'd found out I was a meth dealer or something.

749 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8166 20:29

>>748
Well, they were exceptionally rude to you, but if they needed a long term employee, they just couldn't hire you.

750 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8166 20:52

>>748,749
The first alarm would have been how that wasn't addressed earlier. Could be >>748 should have brought it up, but if they were so eager then they should have been willing to compromise.

751 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8167 00:18

I like my women how I like my physics: purely theoretical.

752 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8167 02:00

>>750
I brought it up when they brought up scheduling. They said nothing about it being a long term position before then. It was for skilled labor, but I already had the skills and a ton of experience so I would've needed minimal training. It didn't pay nearly well enough that I could imagine anyone wanting to make a career out of it, so it was odd to me that it would be so critical that I be a long-term employee.

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