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750 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8383 19:32

Dogs with robot parts

751 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8383 19:48

I wish I was above-average programmer... How do I do that?..

752 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8383 21:35

Funny thing is I had kebab for lunch in the center Akihabara once.

753 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8383 23:10

>>747
That's problematic because I don't have 6 months to go.

754 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8384 02:03

I just really wish u were someone else.

755 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8384 03:33

>>751
Fake it till you make it?

756 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8384 04:11

>>744
Yes if under the influence of testosterone for long enough that it occurs. Estrogen won't grow it back. Otherwise, no; if they still have testes, they're typically on estrogen and an anti-androgen (typically spironolactone in USA or i think cyproterone acetate sometimes elsewhere). Otherwise just estrogen.

I should have got some work done tonight. Instead I just watched famous economists yak at undergrads on Youtube...

757 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8384 11:26

Unbalanced

758 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8384 16:23

Throwing a surprise birthday party for an anime fan by getting all his friends to cosplay as NGE characters and surround him clapping and saying "omedetou" in turn.

759 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8384 17:04

Break his ring finger, make him gay.

760 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8384 19:48

>>753
Well, you might pass a single Google interview, but you will probably tap out before you pass all of them.

(I'm probably being unnecessarily cynical here.)

761 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8385 00:29

problematic

762 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8385 06:21

Sometimes I imagine myself explaining the modern world to Benjamin Franklin. "Yeah, we've been busy, man. We have a west coast now. It's great."

763 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8386 00:36

Post[ing frOM N A NEW KWYVOARD

764 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8386 05:48

I'm an american but my keyboard is british and that confuses me a lot even though I've been using it for 3 years.

765 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8386 05:52

Make a scene at cousin jack's, leave him to put the bottle back, lenses glasses that are cracked well it was up to me.

766 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8386 16:12

My keyboard is unnecessarily over-engineered, with mechanical keys and individually adjustable backlights in the keys. I have the lights set to a low blue-grey, but when I press a key, it changes to bright yellow and then fades back down to blue grey over time. The key tops are sculpted to actually make my typing more accurate.

I may never buy a normal keyboard again.

767 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8386 17:17

Happiness is just around the corner.

768 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8386 17:38

Some bits of the UK layout are better than US, like \ being between Z and Shift instead of making Return the size of a gnat's penis, but some bits are weird, like " being shift of 2 instead of '

769 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8386 22:06

I wish I had more cute girls in my life.

770 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8386 22:47

If you happen to have Yik Yak stock, now is the time to dump it.

771 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8387 06:32

I'm waiting to take another shot of vodka, but my girlfriend is playing Don't Starve Together. My stomach is starved for vodka. What about my needs???

772 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8387 16:41

Man, Kafka had some serious daddy issues.

773 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8387 16:44

>>770
And Cisco

774 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8387 17:27

>>766
This sounds absolutely spoiled and hedonistic. I like it.

>>768
No, stop it. Gross. If you use right-side Shift, it might be okay. But cutting into the left one? Gross and unacceptable. I wouldn't bother with punctuation and capitalisation if I couldn't press Left Shift comfortably.
My keyboard has a full size Return key, /\ are together. Ironically, Dvorak has Z on the right, so \ is between Z and Shift for me too.

775 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8387 23:39

we go through this like once every three months gaben maybe you wouldnt have to keep resetting my password if steam didnt have inane password-creation rules like "must contain at least one uppercase and lowercase letter, at least two digits, four kana and one emoji"

776 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8388 02:48

>>774
It truly is the best. It's technically a gaming keyboard, but it's wasted on those fools.

777 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8388 03:21

I cleaned my keyboard the other day. Next time I'm just going to throw it away because it is way faster to just buy another one on Amazon.

778 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8388 13:42

Let's settle this with our fists, hando a hando.

779 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8388 18:22

>>774
I don't know how you operate your left shift key, but it's in the perfect position for my little finger and makes a good anchor point being right at the edge. Plus it makes | a breeze, which is nice for shell pipelines.
If I had it my way, I'd cut into right shift too; on this keyboard it's almost three keys wide. I could do with a dedicated pair of keys for unshifted (), {} or $ or a meta leader or something.

780 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8388 20:55

I've had a really bad day. I hope I don't die today. What a shitty last day to experience.

781 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8388 20:59

Cleopatra was so heartbroken that she had her beloved but socially inept servant bite her.

782 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8388 21:07

saw an old woman pushing a little pomeranian around in a baby carriage on the bike path

783 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8389 03:16

I brushed my bangs to the other side before sleep. I feel like a renegade. I was a space pirate in my dream too.

784 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8389 20:55

whyy does newegg checkout have to reload every time i click something
I just want my neckbeardpad

785 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8389 21:01

>>784
>Your Visa card has been activated in Verified by Visa to help protect against unauthorized use online -- at no additional cost.
How fucking gracious of you to let me type in my name, email address, and social security number for free.

786 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8390 00:59

>>783
...And just to think of it, if anyone saw me, they would see me the way I usually see myself in the mirror. So handsome and attractive. Current reflection looks a bit like a nerd...

787 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8390 01:12

>>779
With my fingers on the home row, index finger rubbing that little knob on F (Dvorak: U), my pinky can comfortably be on A or move down to the right third of Left Shift. Moving it to the side further creates an uncomfortable tension in my hand, which is also the reason I'm not so keen on using Right Shift.

One other thing about Dvorak, is that it moves {} even further up, replacing -=. There is a version called "programmer Dvorak" but I refuse to learn it. It switches number keys around, making symbols unshifted (and brackets more comfortable) — which sounds like something you want — but it also makes a complete mess of digits: http://www.kaufmann.no/roland/dvorak/ It's logical, yet, somehow, beyond perverted.

788 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8390 09:50

Cute things are cute.

789 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8390 13:13

>>787
Huh. I don't rest on the home row as it results in increased effort to stretch my fingers to reach other rows, compared to my relaxed position: with my index on F, where my middle finger can comfortably rest on W or E; my useless finger A or S, and my little finger Shift or \.

Sounds to me like I wouldn't mind {} on -=. The worst is () on shifted 90 due to their frequency of use, but I have some keys rebound and so () and [] are swapped. I could just

Now I have to go and do something else, as I have some bizarre self-aware feeling about discussing the minutiae of keyboard preferences in such depth.

790 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8390 13:59

Who is this John Rambo?

791 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8390 17:11

Ugh, I have an urge to play a game where I get to manage a bunch of characters. But Dwarf Fortress scares me.

792 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8390 17:30

I wish it was 1990 again

793 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8391 02:14

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794 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8391 02:39

Make more YouTube videos Jacy

795 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8391 08:35

>>792
What, so I could be just a wet dream again? You make me sick.

796 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8391 21:44

Poating from nwq compirwe

atill nor ua3eed ro the new keyboaRED

797 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8392 00:38

>>796
What kemborat makes u type like this?

798 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8392 00:56

>>797
Given that (almost?) all the typos are spread towards the edges of the standard qwerty layout, I would assume that it's smaller than >>796 is used to. The odd-ball is the t->r typo, repeated in ro' and compirwe', but perhaps >>796 types `t's with the right hand? I can think of two significant possibilities:

- The new kemborat is attached to one of these new-fangled more-portable-than-others.
- The new kemborat is actually larger (e.g. >>796 is moving from a kemborat without a numpad to one with), but the individual keys are smaller.

I don't believe the second option is probable, given the e->3 slur, which is distinctly vertical. It's certainly not a CrOS device, since those don't have Caps Lock keys. The probability space is too wide to be confident in anything else.

799 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8392 01:05

>>798
Thank you for the deep insight. >>796 does seem to miss a column on the left hand side often.

800 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8392 02:00

Deaf people are cute.

801 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8392 06:20

>>797
Moving from a 10 key laptop kemborat to a $5 kemborat I picked up at Goodwill called "Challenger Pro"

>>798
It's larger and offset to the right a bit because there are some macro keys

802 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8392 06:38

What's really throwing me off is "ua3eed". Assuming that DQN-kun meant to type "used", that's an insertion of two characters, both presumably hit while trying to reach e. Did you press the e key twice, or just accidentally hold it down after mistakenly adding the 3?

803 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8392 10:01

>>801
It is a shame that I was so completely incorrect, but it's nice to finally have an answer. Thank you for clearing up the matter.

804 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8392 20:20

I really hate this convention on Wikipedia of listing Asian people's names in a format like "<given name> <family name> (<family name in native script> <given name in native script>)"

As in:

Yukio Mishima (ŽO“‡ —R‹I•v Mishima Yukio?) is the pen name of Kimitake Hiraoka (•½‰ª ŒöˆÐ Hiraoka Kimitake?, January 14, 1925 – November 25, 1970)

805 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8392 20:28

Looking at some other pages it also seems to only happen with Japanese names. For others using the East Asian name order there's usually a notice at the top saying something like "This is a Chinese name; the family name is Xi (习)."

806 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8392 21:22

There is something oddly beautiful about self destruction.

807 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8392 21:31

Yeah, like when you stub your toe but it momentarily makes you forget about a papercut that won't stop stinging because it's on a joint.

808 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8392 22:22

>>801
So, the kemborat actually provided a challenge!

809 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8392 23:33

After trying Dwarf Fortress once again and feeling a bit overwhelmed and lost as usual, I wandered off to twitch and found some streams there. And all of them used graphics packs that I was hesitating to use...

Well, if people are shameless enough to stream it like that and - in a single case - even show their face along, I might try the graphics pack myself.

810 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8393 07:40

I got babby's first legendary, one of the Warglaives of Azzinoth.

But just now it occurs to me that monks are a "stat stick" job. Oh well, the entire way legendaries work is kinda dumb, I knew that going in.

811 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8393 07:48

>>804-805

Different wikiprojects, different odious bureacracies, different officious rules. Furthermore, I deem that Wikipedia must be destroyed.

812 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8393 09:19

>>809
Embrace the tiles! Who cares about elitism in a computer game about dwarves? Have Fun!

813 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8393 13:14

Ĉu iu parolas Esperanton?

814 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8393 16:47

Esor doro

815 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8393 17:03

Let's be communists.

816 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8393 18:39

>>815 Nah. I like freedom.

817 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8393 22:02

>>816
You mean """freedom""". A comfortable lie that, if anything happens, shifts any blame onto YOU because you're the "free" one.

>>815
Let's be communists.

818 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8393 22:15

>>817 Yes. In other words, I recognize my personal responsibility and embrace it. Better than the lefty compulsive avoidance of responsibility.

819 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8393 22:16

I still kinda want a keytar.

820 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8393 22:33

https://jii.moe/VJvS02ScW.png

this one guy keeps forgetting to turn off text art formatting and all his posts are in double-wide font

hey you

stop doing that

821 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8393 22:41

>>820
He's doing it to be "exclusive". He's "free" to do how he wishes until a noticeboard goes up saying that he isn't allowed to do it anymore. Then he would blame himself and stop doing that.

822 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8393 22:52

>>821 civil disobedience is a hallmark of a free society. I personally practice civil disobedience by continuing to own firearm accessories that are now illegal where I live.

823 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8393 23:04

>>822
Yeah, I'm pissing in the lift tomorrow! Anarchy begins with me!

824 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8393 23:07

>>823 you seem to have mistaken civil disobedience with being an ass for no reason and advocating for an anarchic society.

825 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8393 23:51

Just beat SS2. I like the hero's one line.

826 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8394 01:06

>>824
Are you saying I'm taking my rules breaking too far?

Well, I'll sit on the spot for elderly and handicapped people on the bus then — but only when no one is around.

827 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8394 01:43

>>826 I'm saying I think you should try looking it up.

828 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8394 05:50

prostate stimulation for fun and profit

829 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8394 06:16

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830 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8394 13:38

God bless you, bumpbro.

831 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8394 13:57

>>827
I prefer to be a freethinker

832 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8394 15:46

>>827
In fact, pissing in lifts IF I draw toilet signs on ground floor doors would be more of civil disobedience than storing illegal weapons in secrecy, as this could be seen as a call for the ordinary citizens to unite in demand for a widespread network of free public toilets. "Money doesn't stink" they say — well, not after they get a taste of this!

833 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8394 20:14

Is everyone acting strange around me, or am I growing increasingly paranoid?

834 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8394 22:37

the new nanahira is really boring, she gets more generic with every album

835 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-8394 23:55

>>834
I wish she would embrace her love for espeons and make a really great album.

836 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8395 04:12

Wh'all

837 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8395 05:42

I fucking need Soylent. I crave it. I can't stand real food anymore. Maybe they put cocaine in it or something, I don't know, I just know I need another bottle.

838 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8395 07:34

>>834 Her track on the new Picolonynauts 3 album was the lowpoint for me.

839 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8395 11:25

A cute little girl who is sick of life and just wants to end it all.

840 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8395 20:28

Poor Caroline... playing Chopin... and crying

841 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8395 20:42

Huh. I just realized I've never seen a Mexican homeless dude bumming for change anywhere.

842 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8395 23:21

That's because they all live in the sewers

843 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8396 15:51

oooohhhhhhhhh. thanx mang

844 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8396 17:21

I know.

845 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8396 18:43

(s)undress

846 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8397 04:09

Identifying car dealerships:
Inflatable gorilla
Hot air balloon
Balloons
Cars

847 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8397 09:24

pikkupomot pulpettini vaivannäöllään kylätiellä pettäneille vyötärö leikkisin telekopion seudussa kuultuamme

848 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8397 09:44

it's time to face reality and get a job, onii-chan!

849 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8397 20:48

>>787
i have a custom xmodmap that creates another type of modifier key out of one of the left alt, and in that modifier key i have a ten-key pad overlaid on htn-gcr-*\+. The rest is programmer dvorak. Having the {} available like it is in programmer dvorak is beyond nice for latex, and very nice for other programming languages too.
I also turned a bunch of the top-right keys into dead keys so they wouldn't hurt my right pinky, and replaced them with shortcuts in the new overlay. it's been about three years since i settled on this layout and it works great. Actually, i think i must have modified the programmer dvorak slightly to get \ on my right ring finger. also very nice for latex and programming.

i'm wondering if i have any hope to transition to a woman, lol.

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