Cute girl closing her eyes, cuddling her pillow tight, and thinking about how much she loves you.
Previously:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/-255,257-
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
#15 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/
#17 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1430947686/
#18 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1440133389/
#19 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1447380051/
#20 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1454364216/
#21 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1462941578/
#22 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1473295155/-383,385-
#23 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1480168637/
3 is the least punny GET of the low numbers and nobody will ever love >>1
I know it's not a fashionable opinion to hold, but I look forward to the future and have genuine hope that things will get better overall.
Is it a kemono girl? Please tell me it's a kemono girl.
This is a much more pleasant Your Current Thought thread
I'm just gonna post in whichever thread has the least posts
I'm just gonna post in whichever thread has the most pleasant posts
Cute girl excitedly pointing at the screen and telling you to check 'em.
14GET
STOP APE-POSTING
Reminds me of the old #11 split of '93
my current thought right now
Who is the apeposter and why wasn't he shot yet?
Don't agree on a current thought thread without cute girls.
Demand cute girls with your thought thread.
Tumblr was a mistake.
>>16
It's not like #11 though, because in that case it was an honest mistake that two people started the new thread at the same time (although the earlier, more legitimate one was much more pleasant in that case as well). This time it's just one sore loser trying to rewrite history.
I wonder if perhaps it's somebody relatively new trying to keep up with some perceived orthodoxy in thread titling. If so, I would encourage them to just look at how much variation there is in the formatting of the earlier iterations - I mean, just look at #6 for crying out loud. For that matter, it's not just the current thought threads, but also the Grandpa threads, and more or less any long-continuing series. And do you know what everyone else did when they didn't like the new thread title? They made, perhaps, one post to say so, and then just got on with their lives without kicking up an ungodly fuss over it.
Furthermore, if anyone thinks I alone strongarmed this thread into existence/success, you couldn't be further from the truth. >>999 of the previous thread wasn't even me; I was just continuing the previous thread when the thought of making the next iteration something a little more cute and happy struck me, so I altered one of the tags on a whim. I also haven't posted in either thread since >>1, because I was curious to see how things turned out. Every other post in this thread was made by people who support - or at least tolerate - cute girls.
For those poor, unenlightened souls among you who have somehow convinced yourselves that you dislike cute girls, I'm willing to compromise: this modification needn't last more than one thread. From the next iteration onwards I'm happy for it to return to [Personal].
What this all really means though, is that you, dear reader, should just forget about that other loser thread for losers and post exclusively in this warm, happy, inviting thread instead.
Yo, >>22, I appreciate this thread and your effort, but you are thoroughly mistaken in your judgement of what came to be known as "11.5".
I, obviously, don't claim any objectivety and, in fact, very biased in this matter. And certainly will refrain from opening any of the two ever again. But as I remember it, for the first evening it was 2.5 people competing in posting speed ensuring abhorrent quality of both.
It was a very interesting personal experience, however.
Cute girls are what makes this world remotely tolerable.
Yet cute girls start wars.
Captcha:live
Cute girls are what makes this world less rough and irritating.
Yet cute girls Star Wars
Captcha: yoda
>>23
Actually, believe it or not, I was the one who started the first #11, so I'm not entirely unbiased myself...
I agree that the competition element between the threads seriously detracted from the quality of both, and I'm eager not to see a repeat of that. Frankly, I don't care which of the two #24s fills up faster; it doesn't change the fact that this is the legitimate one and the other isn't.
Also, check out how cute the girl in this ASMR track is:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlFOGGn9z2w
I will not be divided
we back baby
I am >>1's fin funnel.
I am terribly sorry that my pilot has created such a thread as this one.
He really is a good person, but he's been under a lot of stress lately.
Lately, he has been screaming "THIS SENSATION, IS IT CHAR!?" every time he sees something red,
And mumbling "please lead me" every time he sees a young girl.
Just the other day, he ordered me to "shoot down the biggest dumbass in this region."
I wanted to reply, "that would be you,"
But knowing that >>1 was even more tired than I was of fighting, I couldn't say anything.
This prolonged war is to blame for everything.
It's not >>1's fault.
I posted today because I just wanted to ask for everybody's understanding in this matter.
I am terribly sorry that a mere fin funnel has made such excuses.
Please, continue to treat >>1 well.
>antisemitism
>bad
uhhh, think again, sweetie.
It bugs me when couples say "we're pregnant." Only one of you is pregnant and I'm going to figure out which.
Smitten with Mittens. Someone should make a lolicore remix of Jingle Bells by that name.
why is DQN so slow
>>32
Overheard between coworkers last week:
"Congratulations, when's it due?"
"Beginning of September"
"Oh wow. This year?"
If women can force babies out with their vagina do you think they can keep babies from leaving their vagina and force them to stay in the womb?
Do you think there is porn game for every game genre?
This is the season of yearning.
>>39
That doesn't make sense. A twin is not pregnant with its twin.
I am empty once more.
>>40
No, with twins the father and mother are both pregnant with one of the twins. That's why you know there's cheating involved with triplets or higher.
listening to mimikaki asmr tracks while studying
>>44
The mimikaki ones can be nice, although I personally prefer the ones with just a cute girl whispering to you.
I want this night to be over. I want to get on with tomorrow, so that tomorrow can be over.
Cute girl having sex with two other cute girls on a regular basis.
After Cute Girl gets arrested for raping her sister, she spends her brief prison life stuck with two trap shotas she rapes every day. She is relunctant at first, because that's fucking gay.
Meanwhile, she is eventually visited by her sister in prison, who tells her that although she loves her, she can never forgive her, because she has since developed a fetish for being abused and treated like the little whore she is.
Eventually, the Cute Girl escapes from prison (and death row) with the help of her two cellmates. She must then battle the forces of Hell, going all around the globe to fight futa demons with glowing dicks, while trying to elude the police.
Cute girl Munchausen-by-proxying you just because she wants an excuse to wear a cute nurse outfit.
that guy who's been playing this or that RPG for 30 years but still pronounces "melee" like "mealy"
what can we call them instead so that we don't have to listen to anglos struggle to pronounce "melee"
"physical DPS" isn't concise or specific enough, it would also include ranger/hunter/archer types
I volunteer the term "CQC DPS"
CQC combat
DoT damage
ATM machine
DmC Devil May Cry
>>52 I used to think "CMA Awards" was a redundant acronym until someone who cares much more deeply about it than I do told me that it isn't.
All things, not in moderation, but in balance.
Protip: Ritz crackers are actually very reasonably priced. Go For Triscuits if you want to flaunt your wealth.
Huh, apparently I've been unbanned, who'd'athunkit.
These hip "vapes", "ecigs" should be called "liquid tobacco". It's so much cooler.
End him rightly
I should wash my hair...
Time to head to the dojo and practice with Master Bei Shun.
I'm losing my mind.
It was Ronald Reagan who removed his ribs to autofillate! But he forgot because of the dementia.
In 200 years, most live-action porn will feature dead people.
homo sex is gay
>>64
This thought is both weird and strangely a bit hot.
Are future archaeologists going to find my computer in storage somewhere and rummage through my eMule DLs some day?
>>64
Another thing to remember is that all the 2D lewds will be drawn by dead people.
I need to have more self control.
>>64
Except if porn is still continuously being made and porn 200 years old is simply forgotten and lost.
Pornpocalypse now.
I love the smell of niplem in the morning.
I'm the 寂しいest 寂しがり屋さん ever to 寂しがる.
A little thrill ran through my body reading "... it can guess means "
Bokurano was really unrelated.
ちょろい!
Breaking news just in - Disgruntled wageslave quits job to retreat to NEET lifestyle once again!
Everything falls apart. All you can do is love it in the meantime.
ballscrote being
Translating "Fighting evil by moonlight" into Japanese and getting the opinion of Japanese Sailor Moon otaku.
I'm not sure if it was ever done. However, I think if someone ever did it, they did it many years ago.
Cute girl using you as a dakimakura but every time you try to move about or say something she scolds you harshly and reminds you in no uncertain terms that dakimakuras cannot move or talk.
A magic spell that can transform anybody into a dakimakura for a short period of time. This can be applied to the person who cast the spell or the spell can be cast on someone else.
>>83
putting all my skill points into whatever tree this hangs from
Your dakimakura coming to life as a cute girl and vowing to repay in kind all of the cuddling you gave her.
Your dakimakura coming to life as a mighty kaiju and helping you destroy the world.
Your dakimakura coming to life.
Your dakimakura stealing your life.
Cocaine-powered supervillain
I think I just hurt my already lingeringly sore penis even more. And I didn't even ejaculate.
Having a dakimakura.
Your dakimakura having you.
The one thing I don't regret in life is owning a dakimakura.
engage the orcs in navel combat
semen flavored rape liquid
Dying and being reincarnated as a dakimakura with a cute girl printed on you.
Spending eternity with your favourite dakimakura
Spending eternity with your least favorite dakimakura, but it still being okay because you have good taste in dakimakuras
Cute girl being corrupted by excessive distortion and gabber kicks.
Cute girl being corrupted by excessive distortion and gabber dicks.
Cute girl being corrupted by [PAGED_FAULT_IN_UNPAGED_AREA]
Mulch Man mulching a cute girl and all your dakimakuras.
Moe reference not set to an instance of a object of affection
It appears there is a cuddling meetup in my city. As in, a bunch of people that gather together regularly and just cuddle one another. I am going to try to infiltrate this group and see if there are any cuddlable cute girls involved. Wish me luck.
Can Haruhi create a fetish so strange that even she can't get off to it?
cUTE WASP GIRL STINGING ME REPEATEDLY UNTIL I fucking die.
Cute girl all bundled up with a huge poofy coat, knocking on your door and asking if you want to go for a walk in the snow.
I'm going to fuck your but
Cute girl who, having found a genie in a bottle and been given three wishes, after wishing for world peace and an end to poverty, uses her final wish to wish for you to love and want to cuddle her at least as much as she loves and wants to cuddle you, upon which the genie tells her he cannot grant that wish because it is already true.
cute girl who doesn't mind you masturbating in front of her.
Cut girl who does mind you masturbating in front of her and covers her eyes with her hands but can't resist peeking through her fingers to watch you
Cute girl with a penis masturbating in front of you.
Cute girl with a vulva masturbating in front of ME!
Cute girl making a giant sucking sound on my cock.
Cute girl who isn't really into any of this lewd stuff and would honestly rather just cuddle.
Cute girl who is really into this lewd stuff and would honestly lewd AND cuddle.
Cute girl alternating at irregular intervals between lewd mode and cuddle mode.
Cute girl farting loudly.
Formerly cute girl who's suffered under the ravages of time and is no longer cute expressing her frustrated cuddle libido on her numerous cats
Cute old lady inviting her cute old lady friends over for a birthday party.
Cute old lady saying "I unfriend you" to her cute old lady friend.
video of a cute girl in her underwear wearing cat ears and crawling around and making hand gestures like a cat
throwing up is almost fun
Cute girl picking up your hobby in hopes that you'll notice her.
>>135
That's dumb. She should pursue what's interesting to her.
Captcha: cum
Cute girl using a shoehorn to put on tight boots.
Cute girl who owns a great selection of costumes and looks perfect in every single one.
who /ass/memes/ here
Cute girl inviting you to enter into a suicide pact with her.
Cute ghost haunting your ouija board.
Cute boy who looks like a cute girl
Cute looks-like-a-cute-girl boy using a shoehorn to put on tight boots.
Cute girl suddenly sad when she finds out that nyaa is dead.
Cute girl who looks somewhat like a cute boy but still looks like a cute girl finding out that there are alternative sites for downloading anime after her favorite tracker goes down.
Suicide squad nigga
kill yourself
maybe going deaf wouldn't be so bad
Cute girl translating with constant velocity through a quiescent Stokes flow, expressed in terms of Papkovich-Neuber potentials.
well my name is cheesy and i'm here to say F U C kkk
Which is better:
>Submissive in bed
or
>Submissive except in bed?
Cute girl cuddling the nihilism out of you.
Cute girl smoking a cigarette and looking cool while doing it.
Cute girl eating a banana in a suggestive manner.
Cute girl coming home with a bunch of bananas, and offering you one.
Cute girl cumming with a banana
comatosing with visions of cute girl
Cute girl whispering sweet nothings in your ear.
>>164
Like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_xSm-tX9h8
captcha: vore
Cute girl blushing and getting all flustered when you put it inside her...
>>166
When she breathes deeply I can't help but feel like her breath probably smells bad.
I wonder if whoever got the "niggers tongue my anus" GET expected ass eating to get this popular among African Americans.
Trying out a different browser... OH STATUS BAR HOW I HAVE MISSED YOU
>>169 Buttlicking has always been enjoyed in all walks of life, since the dawn of time; you are just prudish and square to have not been aware of it.
let the bodice hit the floor
Think break
> he cummms
dissatisfactory :(
Cute girl cuddling you so hard that all your teeth fall out.
>>179
take pictures of all of them so we can watch your skills improve
Cute girl flying an F-14 and firing a volley of missiles at your house to make sure you don't get the wrong idea and imagine she likes you or anything.
You touched my boob 35 years ago, and now you must pay.
Showtime at the appolojuice
Made in Abyss will make for a good mine of obscure unique MMO playernames for at least a month.
I don't want to get out of bed. The outside is full of sunlight and exams.
I wish people wouldn't use the word "autistic" to mean "childish".
>>188
I wish people would stop diagnosing themselves or others as autistic when they're really just bad at socializing.
>>189
I like using it in place of very in certain situations. For example, "I'm autistically good at playing the piano." Or "I'm autstically bad at socializing."
My local grocery carries a brand of kosher vegan "Asian-inspired" snack foods called "Soy Vey", I found that pretty amusing.
>>189
Yeah, I bet they don't even have an affinity for small, enclosed spaces.
captcha: juche
NORTH COREA WAS HERE
Tomorrow I'm going to meet with and cuddle a cute girl.
I want to read weird stories online about other people's personal life experiences, but I can't get myself to start reading.
This makes me sad.
2 weeks in Japan and every obnoxiously loud voice I heard was American. Is there something wrong with you people?
>>199
American English uses volume to mark the important words in a sentence, as opposed to British English which uses clarity.
Cute girl crashing the hug market by undercutting all her competitors and giving hugs away for free.
girta tsay awake
gotta stayr awake
gotta stayr awake
good MOOOORNG
Boy I sure do love wasting my time mowing the lawn
I am not feeling cute today.
everyone's meant to have a "story" or something but I'm not special at all
covfefe was funny when I first saw it but of course the internet made a huge THING out of it and now it just became yet another of many annoyingly pointless topics distracting from real issues (but let's be honest, who the fuck knows or cares what the "REAL ISSUES" are?)
ain is a WILD GIRL
Cute girl asserting her intention never to give you up, nor to let you down.
Cute girl asserting reset_n when you enter an undefined state.
Cuddling with a cute girl!
Installing updates on a cute girl. Cute girl assuring you all your files are where you left them
Cute girl asking you to set up OneDrive and forgetting to set the correct mouse sensitivity until you wiggle the cursor furiously at her for long enough.
Doctor with face in shadow, exclaiming "The operation failed!" and recoiling in repulsion from his plastic surgery patient as her bandages are removed to reveal that she is still, despite the best efforts of modern science, a cute girl.
Waking up in the middle of the night to find the soft and cute girl cuddled up all snug next to you.
Cute girl leveraging her osananajimi status to gain priority over other cute girls.
Cute girl snuggling up close to you and whispering the communist manifesto into your ear as you fall asleep.
Cute girl telling you how much you could save on your home and car insurance
Cute girl putting out your candle by peeing on it.
Cute Corean woman ordering you to get on your knees and beg for mercy for the crime of serving peanuts in a bag instead of on a plate.
Cute girl who listens to Death Grips a lot but disagrees with me about which albums are the best ones.
In the last 24 hours, I spent more time hugging a pillow than not hugging a pillow.
Cute girl rubbing her cheek up against yours.
Cute girl sleeping on your lap.
Cute girl tugging on your arm while saying 「ねーねーお兄ちゃん」 and letting you know mid3iconv is really handy when you download 20-year-old music and find that all the tags are in SJIS instead of Unicode.
Cute girl pretending to be a cute boy pretending to be a cute girl. Also known as the double reverse trap.
Mass of cute girls with bayonets fixed charging at you while screaming 「天皇陛下万歳ぃぃ!」
Cute girl having a violent psychotic episode because the fireworks outside triggered her Vietnam flashbacks.
Cute girl who just wants to forget but all she can see when she closes her eyes is the faces of the other cute girls she killed.
Cute girl who doesn't really care about anything any more.
NEW METROID
Cute girl who is 才色兼備 but is also 新選組.
everything goes in the recycling bin
sotsugyoushiki
Cute girl aestivating through summer.
cute girl bumping this thread
I'm typically quite a well grounded, sensible sort of person, not prone to flights of fancy, but I see the words "adorable bunny maid" and my mind just...
Transformation sequence in which a cute girl transforms into an adorable bunny maid.
Transformation sequence of f over the first 600 prime numbers
your whalecum
Cute girl lying in bed and having trouble falling asleep because she's think about how much she wants you to give her a kissu.
Cute girl closing her eyes, cuddling you tight, and thinking about how much she loves her pillow.
Blowing raspberries on the stomach of a cute girl.
I can't stop sighing.
Tickling a cute girl's navel.
sigh...
Cute girl sighing at the sight of you singing.
"Oh no, not again."
Just launched minecraft for the first time in years. What the hell, now there's dual wielding, alchemy, dragon slaying, NPC merchants, when did this shit become Skyrim?
>>256
And despite all that, somehow I can't recapture the magic feeling of early release survival...I guess it's mostly because it was new at the time, and nostalgia etc. I do think the terrain generator became less interesting. Now when you walk around it's always same same same....
>>257 yeah, exactly. Somehow even though they've added more and more features the game feels emptier than ever. I'll never forget the friendships, rivalries, and pure undistilled autism of my old 1.8 survival MP server but everything since then just feels soulless.
>>256-258
I've been playing it on and off since alpha, and I agree with you on most points. I always thought the procedural generation was the heart of the game, but sadly that direction seems to have been abandoned in favour of quite generic RPG-ish features.
The current terrain generation isn't terrible, but it could be much, much better. Rather than biomes being just discrete blobs, I'd love to see it use something closer to the Dwarf Fortress terrain generation, where it just keeps track of things like temperature, elevation, rainfall and drainage, and deduces from that what terrain, plants and animals should spawn there, with biomes emerging naturally rather than being arbitrarily imposed from the top down. Admittedly, DF's terrain generation isn't perfect either, and can still have quite sharp boundaries between biomes.
What I'm possibly most disappointed by is how boring the underground still is. Since alpha, basically the only improvements are a few new stone/ore types, and one or two new generated structures (e.g. abandoned mineshafts, strongholds). And no matter how varied the surface is, dig five metres down and everywhere is the same. Again, it's not that the generation is terrible, it's just that it could so easily be so much better.
Here's a few ideas: underground rivers and lakes that you can explore on boats; ore concentrations actually varying in space, e.g. more coal near the surface in swamps, or more diamonds deep under mountains; DF-style fungal caverns with giant mushrooms (which are already in the game anyway!); caverns made of snow and ice under snowy biomes; actual geological features, e.g. strata, rather than just blobs of stone/dirt; an option to have chunks tile vertically as well as horizontally, so you can have infinite depth worlds where you can dig down forever.
As for it becoming soulless, I can see what you mean, but I think that's a little harsh. It's still the same game at heart, and it still has the same childlike playing-with-blocks joy to it, if you give it a chance. Even the new features, though not the direction I would've liked, can sometimes be interesting and - dare I say it - fun.
Also, just to mention, if you do want to play the early releases again, in the Minecraft launcher you can go into the profile settings and set it to something earlier. It has every previous version and they all work fine.
https://ww2.gogoanime.io/ai-mai-mii-surgical-friends-episode-11 is this about Hirano Aya or is that a sort of common scandal with voice actresses?
Cute girl fondly reminiscing about her past life as a nymphalid butterfly.
>>257
The game has lost a lot of the tightness that made it popular and fun in the name of adding more horizontal content, there are now a lot more biomes, but they're all boring, there are a lot more mobs, but they don't interact in any special way and stick out from the old tight ecosystem, there are a lot more recipies, but they are only one or two steps deep at most and don't really add any new things you can do to the game in them, there's a bunch of new combat flare, but the basic loop of combat is unchanged. None of these on their own are too egregious but they still point towards the direction the game is taking being a much wider but shallower one. The terrain generator in particular is a major thorn in the side now, it used to make interesting outcroppings that were bugs sure but added a lot of flare and landmarks of interest and the lack of biomes let things like beaches spawn next to valleys and other features that weren't all just specific to what biome you were in.
I think I'll go back and play better than wolves for a while, it's really the way I think minecraft should have gone with it's development, I just hope someone makes a total conversion mod sometime to retrofit the systems back to one of the mid beta versions but with modern mod compatibility.
Shitposting is an art. The finest shitposts are crafted in an impromptu, stream-of-consciousness way. Become one with the shitpost, empty your mind, then fill it back up with shit and spray it all over your keyboard.
Kéké is é girl
>>260 fuck yea ai-mai-mii. good shit, up there with teekyuu
I don't think it's supposed to refer to Hirano Aya in particular but that is a good example of the sort of scandal they refer to
>>266 Teekyuu, eh? I'll have to check it out, Ai Mai Mii was a lot of fun
Cute girl using Kant's categorical imperative to try to convince you that you have a moral obligation to cuddle her.
EGGU SCUSE ME
Did anyone have one of those old Samsungs where it was a monochrome screen, but you could choose to have the backlight be blue, orange or green?
What was the name of that block moving game on it?
the way linux sorts files alphabetically when you've got filenames in more than one writing system is weird as fuck
as far as i can determine it's like
katakana (according to gojuon)
numerals 0-9
latin
hiragana (according to gojuon)
kanji/hanzi by stroke count
cyrillic
something else here?
>>274
http://www.unicode.org/reports/tr10/#Main_Algorithm
As long as your $LANG is UTF-8
now I'm finding Japanese blogs dedicated to explaining 6 year old English net slang, holy shit we've come full circle
>>274
>>275
According to POSIX, the sort order for ls is governed by the LC_COLLATE variable. For example, on a glibc system:
$ LC_COLLATE="en_US.utf8" ls *swf
osaka.swf
Space_Station.swf
イカオー.swf
Visor.swf
$ LC_COLLATE="C" ls *swf
Space_Station.swf
Visor.swf
osaka.swf
イカオー.swf
If anyone actually cares about this sort of thing, though, they're probably out of luck. Locales aren't uniformly supported, the spec authors have changed what they mean as recently as about 1993-7200 (the Austin Group decided to clarify that the "C" locale -- one of the few you can count on -- was 8-bit clear), most major libcs are at least slightly non-conforming in how they handle high bytes, etc.
I had an actual kimchi burger at a fancy sandwich bar, it was good
>>278
Literally unplayable. Furthermore, I consider that all OSes must be destroyed.
(Nah you're cool.)
>>278
Man, I don't even have LC_COLLATE set! Makes sense seeing as the whole area is known as collation.
Anyone else hideously bored by charset intricacies? It's on the list with SQL of things that could legitimately put me to sleep.
Cute girl explaining charset intricacies so you'll go to sleep and stop resisting her attempts to snuggle with you.
Cute angel descending from Heaven to cuddle you, and simultaneously wrapping her big feathery wings around you in a second, bigger, softer cuddle.
Cute girl taking care of all the boring charset and SQL things for you.
cute girl crying and running a hude spade down your chestal cavern because your continued existence is a detriment to every man on earth
cute girl fixing ur computor cause she a computr herself bleep bloop
cute girl rolling you AD&D dice set and getting the perfect number.
Cute girl in the throes of her fourth consecutive orgasm.
cute girl philosopher with type-2 diabetes
Ugly girl scrolling though page after page of social media posts by her cute friends about cuddling, then disgustedly turning off her computer.
The one thing 4chan does right and similar sites don't is making the date and time of a post immediately clear. It's like Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr etc don't expect anyone to take screenshots.
>>295
But they'll certainly tell you that the post was made at "Friday, 11:20 AM" or "three hours ago".
>>295 it's been a web design quibble for years. i have to consider it deliberate malice at this point.
Cute girl hugging you from behind when you're trying to cook dinner.
Cute girl who's so vain she thinks this thread is about her.
Cute girl hugging you from behind when you're trying to perform open heart surgery.
Cute girl hugging you from behind when you're trying to summon your persona.
Cute girl with cute clothes from a store in Harajuku.
D1337 7H15
Cute girl trying to walk down the street normally but she keeps losing her balance because her hips are moving on their own.
Postulation: Will Smith is somehow involved in the vast alien coverup conspiracy. Consider the following: Now when someone googles "men in black" any results about the enigmatic black besuited men who mysteriously appear to intimidate UFO witnesses into silence will be drowned out by results talking about the movie. Also Hillary Clinton wanted to reveal the truth about aliens which is why they rigged the election against her.
I wish I could cover my eyebrows in painter's tape and fill a bathtub with hair removal cream and roll around in it, I fucking hate having hair.
Cute girl forecasting a high intensity cuddlestorm heading directly for you, featuring torrential downpours of fingers running through your hair and down your back, gale-force sweet nothings whispered in your ears, and flash floods of unconditional love and affection.
>>309
I would scalp myself and commit a double van Gogh. Just the cuddles, please.
I'll take the full package, por favor
Crossdressing is such an expensive hobby...
I really like female bodies. Like really
I remember once hearing somebody say that when depressed people are suicidal, it's generally not actually that they want to die, but that they want not to live. I don't know if that's really true, but I think it is a pretty good description of how I feel now. I just want to sleep for a hundred years until a cute girl wakes me up with a kiss on the cheek and a mug of hot chocolate and a croissant.
Oh sweet oblivion
I gotta get ready for next Friday. Will there be cuties? I think there won't be but damn it would be nice.
Supposedly something that is 5/10 at best/worst is THA WORST THING EVA
Some adorable little college-age girl was outside the Seattle central library yesterday saying "Isn't it a great day to March in Solidarity with the Workers?"
I said "Nah." I wanted to find something to eat more than I wanted to overthrow capitalism. Besides, it was hot out.
Also, capitalism fucking rocks. Communism is for fags.
Yandere-chan having a good belly laugh.
Cute girl who is full to overflowing with hugs, and every time you come near some of the hugs spill out onto you.
Cute girl snuggling up and leaning her head on your shoulder while you practice, occasionally taking a break from her mug of hot chocolate to offer helpful objective critique.
Cute girl with leprosy who really, really wants to be hugged by you, but fully understands if you don't want to.
Cute girl with a complete immunity deficiency gazing teary-eyed at you through the 3 layers of plexiglass, desperate for any human contact whatsoever outside of the cold, clinical touch of the specialist who only wears surgical gloves to the weekly checkups she's had to have since her diagnosis at 4 months of age
cute girl only she's made of millions of spiders
cute spider
Cute spider girl hugging you with all eight of her arm-legs while wrapping you in webbing so she can hug you later.
Cute spider girl pointing a leg to the upper-left corner.
Cute spider girl showing her love by eating all the mosquitoes and fruit flies.
Cute girl casually wondering aloud what it feels like to be ejaculated inside of.
A man is riding on a train. He takes out a banana, pours salt on it, and throws it out the window. A few minutes later he takes out another banana, salts it, throws it out the window. He repeats this a few more times when the man sitting across from him finally asks "Why are you doing that?"
He replies "I don't like salted bananas."
A man checks into a hotel with his family. He says to the clerk, "I trust all the porn channels are disabled."
The clerk says, "No, they're normal you sick fuck."
Can you direct me to the channel with the cute girls?
Idris beats Haskell, or at least definitely will with half as many years under its belt
Ah, why must ejaculating dildos be so expensive? I've found one online which is perfect - apart from that it costs £50. With my student discount and loyalty points I can get that down to £35, but that still seems like an awful lot for one solitary dildo. Well, I suppose I have been working hard recently, perhaps I've earned this one...
Is there a LaTeX editor that, when I mouse over part of the code, highlights the corresponding element in the text?
Cute girl pneumatically accommodating herself to live with other cute girl who happens to be a lesbian
I mean, in theory, it wouldn't be that hard to upgrade any old regular dildo into an ejaculating dildo. All you'd need to do is drill a urethra down the middle, get one of those enema bulbs, and insert it into the bottom. Then you can just fill the bulb with the fluid of your choice, squeeze it, and the fluid will shoot majestically out of the glans. But I don't have any way of drilling a suitably long, thin hole, and above all, I don't want to risk ruining a perfectly good dildo.
>>343
I imagine you would also want some sort of tubing so that the jizz doesn't seep into the body of the dildo. Is that something to worry about? I don't have any experience with them.
ユダヤ人の問題の最終的解決
windows IME is pretty good, I only had to press space once
>>343
make a mold of your favorite dildo, put a thin tube from the base to the glans, pour in appropriate silicone, wait, remove fresh new dildo, trim excess, done
>>344
I have never seen or known of a dildo made of anything that isn't waterproof; I wouldn't have thought that'd be a problem. Also, you should definitely get better acquainted with dildos. Trust me, it'll improve your life immeasurably.
>>346
That would also work, but sounds like a lot more fuss, and would probably not be much less expensive than just buying an ejaculating dildo, I'm afraid to say.
Use a metal skewer (and lots of lube) to pierce the hole, and a thin knitting needle (and lots of lube) to guide the thin surgical tubing into place. For both the piercing and the guiding, take it gently, millimeters at a time, rather than attempting to ram it in all in one go, otherwise you'll run out of lube and will have trouble removing the implement.
You may wish to construct some kind of jig to hold the dildo straight for the duration of the process, as you'll be using a fair amount of force.
Disclaimer: I have neither attempted this nor handled a silicone dildo before.
Cute girl who loves you enough to share her key lime yogurt, yeah boyeeeee
Cute girl giving you a homemade ejaculating dildo as a token of her love for you.
"I-I-I made this e-e-ejaculating dildo for you b-b-but it's not because I like you or anything baka!!"
Cute homemade ejaculating dildo covered in girl juice
are there any good video games
>>354
dance dance revolution
make sure you play an arcade machine though, the pads for home use are trash
Cute girl eating her own poop off of another cute girl's tits.
Into the flame, into the fire
With no regard for a thing, fuck that I'm the lord of the game
I rule this empire
Lord of the game
Born to reign above all that you claim to know beyond a doubt
Cuz no one has came even close to the train
Of thought we drop like neutron bombs from the tower
i need less forced coprophagia tubes in my life
It gets on my nerves when people on the internet accuse each other of larping. There's nothing la about pretending to be a Nazi online.
Google Docs more like Google Dox
Will I ever have a cute girl of my own?
Everything's going to be okay.
>>371
Don't forget to tip your waitress, unless it's Rei just give her some shit she'll know what to do with it.
Cute girl who yearns for cuddles like a drowning man yearns for air.
kidnapping a cute, busty girl to my evil lair and shrinking her breasts so she'll never be able to face outer society again and look at only me
Hideous hideouts
im not funny
you can't just keep producing cute girls like this
Whenever I hear someone say "I'm a realist", "I can see through the fake" or something like that I instantly get skeptical.
Cute girl spiking >>378's drink with the black goo from Prometheus.
Why is the macos "power button" key approximately where the esc / backspace key is on a normal keyboard
>>387
what the heck, was esc always on the top-left?
never mind, I'm just going crazy
Oh my god, Natasha Rostov is just the absolute cutest. I swear, if she does fall for that bastard Anatole Kuragin I'm going to just ragequit this book, I don't even care that I'm already several hundred pages in.
actually we only have the one holodeck, but it's holodeck three
>>387,388 Apple has had an odd relationship with the power button for a long time, e.g. that weird flat one on top for the ADB keyboard. I much preferred when it wasn't a normal fucken key, though not enough to be still be rocking a PowerBook or whatever.
Though, some part of me gets nostalgic for when computers I'd run across weren't just PC and Apple-branded PC, in part because I enjoyed the wild and wonderful assortment of keyboards. Of course, it's not economic for now, and what I actually resent is reaching out for the CTRL key so often....
>>392
I miss the Extended Keyboard II, one of my favorite keyboard designs ever
...although in practice I prefer the effortless typing of modern low-travel keys, as I imagine most people do
>>394
Thing with chiclet keyboards is they don't bottom out softly enough. It's like, press the key, and BAM! your phalanges suddenly collide with the backplate. Might as well be prodding at a tablet screen. Way to kill your nerves. A proper key with a proper amount of travel sure does feel nicer.
Also it was bad enough when the eject key was on the macbook keyboard. Overextend when reaching for backspace and out comes your disc.
>Way to kill your nerves.
This might also be bad for your joints. Though I wish switches in my keyboard had a crispier tactile feedback, I tend to push keys more than needed
>>396
You're right, it's probably doing your joints the most damage.
Look after your hands, computer users!
cute girl who rotates permanently
it was purple before i even clicked it from here
>>403
Ah, is this your first encounter with pigmhall? You're in for a treat! Personally, I would recommend Super Fancy Kaeru and Aquarium Error, but they're all wonderful.
>>1 are you trying to make me more suicidal than I was already
Cute girl snuggling up close to >>405, so close that he can feel her warm, soft skin pressed up against his body and her gentle breath on the side of his face, whispering into his ear that he shouldn't kill himself because she wants to take pleasure in his suffering and she can't do that if he's dead.
おはよう, it's >>179 again. I completed drawing 100/10000 today. That's an average of about 2.5 days per drawing since the last time I checked in, which is a 100% increase in frequency. Still not where I'd like to be, but it's progress.
I'm still primarily drawing gestures, and probably will continue doing so for a while. As my technique improves I'm getting a lot more comfortable with the basic proportions of the human figure. Previously I was just doing a simple skeleton, but I've added hands and shoes at low detail. It's amazing to me how expressive hands can be.
Currently I'm doing 3-5 gesture sketches at about 7-15 minutes each and calling that "a drawing" for my counting purposes, but I want to get where I can do maybe twice as many gestures at similar quality in the same amount of time. It still takes me quite a while to mentally process the pose and first bits of structure, so perhaps I should try some high-speed drills to make it a bit more reflexive. Also I'm starting to think maybe my skeleton model itself could use some improvement.
Off and on I've begun using r/SketchDaily's reference site, which is specifically designed for this kind of thing. The timer feature is nice, if a bit buggy. The image bank is about 20% useful to me by volume. Considering it's free, it's not a bad deal overall.
As for inorganic objects, I've been working on airplanes. The long lines and exact proportions are suitably unforgiving for working on pen and arm control in a way that rough humanoids aren't. I'm concentrating on military jets, for obvious reasons. Lots of neat prototypes out there that don't usually get a lot of screentime.
I've also experimented with a few techniques I haven't really touched before, including digital oil-style painting and meola-style splattering. As much as I want to think improving requires some sort of restrictive approach with specific incremental objectives, I'd also say a reasonable amount of fully unfettered play is equally important. Also, clouds are fun.
Inspirational artist shoutout: Salvador Dali. Ever whimsical and humorous, he had a very long and fruitful creative life. He's well known for a few particular pieces, but I'd recommend spending some time looking through the rest of his stuff too.
That sounds great, well done >>407! Have you looked into life drawing classes in your area? It's an excellent way to improve your skills. It's always nice to look at boobs too.
>>407
Cool, keep up the good work! And maybe post a drawing or two, if you're okay with that? I'd be curious.
>>407
I'm a 15-years-old girl.
If you draw me, please draw a big spider arm instead of human arm, and my eyes are ears and my ears are eyes.
Self improvement's pretty fun once you get going, I like finding time to work out these days.
I just remembered some youtube vid where a college age communist was arguing with a Russian expat about the virtues of communism. I don't remember any of the argument itself, just that the Russian guy looked thin and healthy, and the college commie was a fat blob of a kid who looked like a six foot tall infant.
No wonder that tubbo wanted cradle to grave care.
I am 15 years old girl
If you call me, I know it's crazy, met you maybe, just number >>413
>>414
Shame on you for underestimating the velocity of the Superstructure!
la ĉokolada viro
I must not be afraid to fall. To err is human etc.
i need more rick and morty dammit
you guys all suck
ai WANT PICKLE RIGK IJ ME ASSS
Cute girl surrounded on all sides by cute, soft, snuggly bunnies with a look on her face that indicates that she is currently experiencing such intense, transcendental joy that she wouldn't even care if she just died right now.
Protip: it helps to actually click the Reply button instead of just thinking you did.
>>408
Right now I'm probably not in a situation that would allow for drawing classes, but I won't rule out the possibility in the future. There do appear to be a number of life drawing clubs and meetups within a reasonable distance. Even though they're likely to be very supportive and helpful groups, I'll probably wait a little while yet and build my skills and confidence before participating; as I mentioned, I'm pretty shy.
>>409
https://files.catbox.moe/9z1f67.png
Those are from poses found on r/SketchDaily's reference site. Since writing that last post, I've found some more resources to try out as well. Will report back.
>>410
You're on the list.
>>423 The life drawing group I go to on Tuesdays has a nice vibe, sometimes I go with my friend, but usually i sit in the corner by myself and don't talk to anyone. I drink my fruity cider and draw the naked lady and then I go home
Plunk your magic twanger, Froggy!
>Recovering from identity theft could take months or even years. And no one is responsible for cleaning up your own mess but you.
How is this "my own mess"? Not only did I not design the security for Equifax, I never gave them my social security or even phone number.
>>426
I'm sure it's been mentioned enough times that people will have seen it, but do NOT take out their "free" protection. Its license agreement contains a clause that prevents you from taking them to court, suing them, taking part in a class action lawsuit against them, et cetera.
Super Pochaco wearing a Cattleya Queen's Blade costume.
>>427
Or if you really want to be a dick, you can get the protection and then send them a letter unwaiving your right to sue.
I;m thinking about thos mittens
I'm'n't into vore, but if there was a picture of Koishi getting eaten by another 2hu and then the other 2hu says "Koishi iz oishii~!", that would be mildly funny.
prosti za chto, nasha papa taught us not to be sovetsno of our huita
Dicks out for Harambe
a virus that waits until you unplug your headphones and then plays cute girl noises through the speakers
You don't have to live in fear.
https://my.mixtape.moe/ythjni.png
I forgot which thread it was in but some dqn was wondering what the manga sound effect for winking was, this reminded me of it.
>>438
pachi pachi pachi
seems to be a pretty exaggerated instance of winking, as that's the same sfx for clapping hands
Did Facebook become exclusively a video sharing site while I wasn't paying attention? Have I convinced their algorithms that I like videos more than anything else? Something weird is happening here.
Was Data purposely written to be reminiscent of someone with an ASD/Aspergers? Not just in the meme way it gets thrown around on the internet nowadays but as in actual clinical autism. The strange, jerky head movements, the way he launches into an anecdote about something he finds fascinating but everyone around him finds boring but he can't read their disinterest so he just keeps talking, the way he's constantly presented as someone with "outsider syndrome", always observing but never participating, even the way he avoids contractions. Textbook ASD, I wonder if it was intentional.
Also the way he just up and leaves when the information that was needed to be exchanged was exchanged and a conversation is "over".
DE∴ReS t, frieN▶s it is my pLE∴surE
to present a nEw ERoTIc∵ web∴∵bsiTe ;)
http://tortilla.dynu.net
>>442
You should write a Buzzfeed article. "12 Signs that Data is Actually Autistic. [GIFS]"
>>445
So the real question is, why do writers and actors assume that robots will act like autistic people?
>>445 I don't know any robots but I've known a few people with autism. For some reason they all like Star Trek, and they see Data and go "woah, yeah, that's me".
I wanna play a geimu with Reimu
It's so good!
>>447
Perhaps they understand that creations will ape their creators regardless of any other intent.
>>447
Correlation does not imply causation. Robots do not pick up on social cues. Autistic people do not pick up on social cues. That does not mean robots are autistic. Autism was not as well-known a condition during the writing of TNG as it is now, and the likelihood of them writing an autistic person in as a secondary character are vanishingly small. Imagine, for comparison, a gender-queer "Weslie" Crusher in a 90s TV show about space.
Nobody will ever love me.
I should be working right now
>>442,452 nah their take on all that was Barclay.
The reason Data can come across that way may actually be because they didn't have good direction on his character a lot of the time, so poor Brent Spiner got stuck with a default mode of tic-like head-tilting and confused scowls.
>>452 but Wesley was a giant faggot with daddy issues, so you're not far off
yeah i hear you booping me god fuck i dont want to heal leave me alone
Ah, time to watch some normal p- oh god there's a woman turning her cervix inside out on the front page
>>452
Asperger was doing research in the 1930's. Rain Man came out in 1988, the year after TNG first aired. And even if autism had never been discovered, it still existed, and there's a very good chance that the people involved in making Star Trek had met autistic people in the past -- I mean, think about who watches Star Trek. Even without thinking the word "autistic," you can write a character based on a specific kind of intelligent loser who has trouble understanding people. Either that or Data was based on the real life robots that use overly precise language and actually exist.
>>459
Data's reliance on precision in language was, if anything, based on the real life computer systems at the time that required jarring levels of precision as they were unable to understand the nuance and ambiguity present in natural language (though they are still impressively awful at this task). "Tea, Earl Grey, hot" was another symptom of this lack of cognitive power which the writers assumed computers would still be encumbered with several hundred years in the future - short-sightedly, given the progress in the short years since, or perhaps to make the show more accessible to its audience (much like The Matrix dumbing down the human farming to be about power rather than computation).
That or Data was autistic, fueling years of episodes' worth of social commentary on one specific disability without ever mentioning its name, and Troi was incredibly dense to never notice his condition.
Capitalism=Surviving off grief seeds and witches
Communism=Fighting Wraiths
>>459
A short addendum because I should be doing other things:
It is convenient that Data does not exhibit any of the behaviors associated with autism that make it a difficult condition to manage: he isn't easily frustrated, he doesn't have fits of violent rage, he doesn't have any obsessive compulsions, he copes easily with communicating with others, and doesn't shut down or melt down in unfamiliar situations and/or surrounded by strangers. He can cope without a minder in everyday life. These would be easy focal points for plot elements, but Data is not an autistic robot so they never surface. He also exhibits character development in his learning and becoming ever so slightly more human over the course of the series, which is a difficult thing to portray if the character had a disability which - almost by definition - prevented them from "learning" their way out of robotic-looking behaviors.
There's also the precedent for Data acting like a "robot" from all previous depictions of robots in sci-fi television and cinema.
He has a cat though, everyone knows antisocial spergs love cats
I begin to feel pissed off
Cute girl declaring that she's going to cuddle you whether you like it or not (and you will like it because she's just so cuddly).
there is no position to comfortably use a laptop while laying down in bed for more than a few minutes, even worse if you wear glasses
>>470
Try lying on your front, resting your weight on a cute girl. If no cute girls are available then a body pillow may suffice.
>>470-471
I once considered this myself, and I came to the conclusion that a bed allowing the user to recline at adjustable angles would be useful. For example, I'd like to lean back at about a 45 degree angle or so, with my feet braced against a footboard and my laptop supported by a standalone tray.
I've also come to the conclusion that this is massively expensive, yet useless for pretty much everything except using a laptop, and so would be even less feasible than installing a projector aimed above my head at the ceiling, modifying dentist's lights to hold monitors, or various other ideas which sound much more stupid when you say them than "bed which reclines at adjustable angles".
>>472
This puts some pretty severe strain on your neck. If you try to avoid the strain by letting your head droop down, blood starts rushing to your head.
This is only because you need a line of sight to your laptop, though. If you allow that line of sight to be interrupted, you could try resting your lips on the cute girl's (or the body pillow's). They should provide good support.
>>470
I lay on my back, use a tall pillow or two to prop my head up, pull up my knees and put my laptop on them. So I'm kind of looking up at toward the ceiling and my knees prop my screen up facing straight toward me. I think it's pretty comfortable, easy to type too. When I get tired I just adjust the angle of my head and knees.
>>470-475
I've always dreamed of having a bed, wireless keyboard and projector-aimed-at-the-roof combo, but I've never lived in one house long enough to make it a worthwhile investment. It definitely seems like the best solution when it comes to neck/back pain.
Shart Cathedral
A massage table. There's a hole for the face, and you can make arm slots if you need to. Laptop goes on a box underneath.
Or a dentist's chair and an IKEA concertina bathroom mirror to hold the laptop (use large screws).
You could probably find all of this in a skip.
>>476
I've tried projector aimed at the roof before, but it's just too far away, okay for watching movies but not for anything else. Have to squint to read text. Maybe could be solved if you live somewhere with a short roof or a super high quality projector?
Cute girl giving you a massage while you lie face down on a massage table and use your laptop.
Cute girl letting you stick things in her cute butt
here, have these severed plant genitalia, custom dictates that they are an expression of my desire to mate with you
Idolm@ster Sidemans
Love!
gorillas
vulgore gut grind
The soft blush of my girlfriend's face after a kiss.
I'm the perpetrator with a purple penetrator
When the man was married, he rented out a storage unit in secret to keep all of his lewd doujins and artbooks after his wife told him to throw them out.
That was far too much pasta.
I can't wait for class to be over.
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bored
The soft blush of my gorilla's face after a kiss.
William McKinley GET
smash a fash
Oh my god, goretrance x is just so GOOD
I think I'm going insane but I know things will be fine anyway.
spyrm
Cute girl who knows, she knows she's let you down; she's been a fool to herself; she thought that she could live for no one else, but now, through all the hurt and pain, it's time for her to respect the ones who loved her more than anything; so with sadness in her heart, feels the best thing she could do is end it all and live for ever; what's done is done, it feels so bad; what once was happy now is sad; she'll never love again; her world is ending; she wishes, that she could turn back time, 'cause now the guilt is all hers; can't live without the trust from those she loves; she knows, you can't forget the past; you can't forget love and pride; because of that it's killing her inside; it all returns to nothing, it all comes tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down; it all returns to nothing, she just keeps letting her down, letting her down, letting her down; in her heart of hearts, she knows that she could never love again; she's lost everything, everything, everything that matters to her, matters in this world; she wishes that she could turn back time, 'cause now the guilt is all hers, can't live without the trust from those she loves; she knows, you can't forget the past; you can't forget love and pride; because of that it's killing her inside; it all returns to nothing, it just keeps tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down; it all returns to nothing, she just keeps letting her down, letting her down, letting her down; it all returns to nothing, it just keeps tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down; it all returns to nothing, she just keeps letting her down, letting her down, letting her down; tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down; letting her down, letting her down, letting her down; tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down; letting her down, letting her down, letting her down.
The new [BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] thread doesn't have the links to the previous threads, and this irks be beyond reason.
wooah we're halfway there
>>506
I read all that shit waiting for the punchline, dammit.
I suppose that is the punchline.
iirc stands for "If I remember irc" 'cause that shit is fuckin dead and gone
>>507
Sorry, it was my first time creating an iteration of a long-running topic.
KoЯn
S31 5h0n4g0n
mentally referring to the Sussman as "Susser" gets pretty conflicting when people omit the umlauts on my favorite evangelion song
I can't really say I'm depressed any more, but if a cute girl invited me to commit a double suicide with her, I don't think I'd be able to refuse.
Trying to take a tissue at the moment I die of shyness
I thought, but I do not have one.
Pull out the skin of the dick quietly and sperm into the skin
I dashed it to a saving toilet, but stumbled by a step
I found it on my mother the moment I sperm into my hallway.
I excused my husband to overflow Calpis
Even if you see it is sperm.
I'm really thankful to you.
I haven't yet watched the adaption but I doubt the new Shoujo Shuumatsu Ryokou anime can capture the magic of the manga. also, I'm trash
>>521
It's only an episode in, but it is a pretty strong start for being a faithful adaptation.
I wonder if a HTTPS-to-HTTP gateway exists. I mean so I could view HTTPS-only sites through HTTP.
>>524
Someone's gotta decrypt it, why can't it be you? You just gotta set up a plain old proxy.
anusrape
Dark times.
cute lime yogurt, yeah boyeeeee
sadder about the death of an elderly japanese penguin than i've been about any human in a long time
Same about Stationmaster Tama
Niggore would be a good name for a shock grindcore band.
Annoyed that there's no doujin based on Yojimbo called Ochinpo.
>>534
With all the scurrilous ROM hacks around I'm surprised no one's turned Duck Hunt into "Fuck Hunt" or "Duck Cunt".
Haha, yeah, I sure am empty inside.
Your new god is the scrum now.
using a high pressure hose makes me want to hose down a bunch protestors or toast someone to crisp with a flamethrower
Love's just a thing others do.
So is menstruating
niggot
fagger
Wow, I am really, really stupid.
"The name's Andrew.", he smirked, turning around from his computer.
"Andrew J. Squeeksand."
"Tha name's Andrew," he turns around vigorously flippant,
"Andrew "Jackson" Tanenbaum, and you better so to it as that."
flips out of a nogo cage
"SCRAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Andrew Squeeksandsquawks
Why do we have two duplicate threads?
Wow, I really am aren't stupid. Now.
They Rickled me, Morty.
Wow, we really am really stupid, arent' we really?
HIGHER
If I bump two identical threads at once, that means one less unique thread to menace us!
Good news, everyone! I've invented a machine to turn myself into a pickle. You may call me "Pickle Farnsworth."
I never thought I'd hear myself say this, but I think I own enough sex toys now.
Wait, do people unironically like and/or relate to rich sandches (of and morty) and scott pilgrim (of himself) (the characters)?
From the trailers, Rich and morty aren't funny (thit apparently has only one joke and that's a burp) and I read an entire book of scottt pilgrim and he is a total cunt and I did't like the book.
>>556
Rum made me not care. I still don't. The question still stands. Fight me
The media is obsessed with the idea that being super smart = being an asshole. Dr. House, Sherlock Homes, Rick, etc. etc.
arcade is my husbando
captcha: goy
Nothing ever changes.
>>561
You okay bud? Anonymous guy on the internet is always supposed to get into asinine arguments over minuscule matters.
That about sums it up
one-way trip to Niger
Internet Addicks
Hate the nigger, not the niggee.
My life is so full, but I am so empty.
A. Dick
petition for penioplasty to be renamed adadictomy
key lime yogurt, yeah boyeeeee
What strange creatures we are.
Oh we are back!
This Linux distro makes the AA look like shit but I can't be arsed to hunt down a fix.
Cute girl but I dumped her
And then I dumped... on her
Cute thread but I bumped her
That's one nuked Duke
username: DILDOMASTER666
Cute girl suddenly arriving at the realization that she forgot to do something important.
Cute girl suddenly arriving at the realisation that nothing can ever be as important as being cute.
Cute girl telling Lo Wang to piss off with an Uzi.
Nothing, nothing, nothing.
lesbians can be such dicks sometimes
And if I get bored, I can always just kill myself.
Cute girl staying up all night working on handmade chocolates. Not because she wants you to eat them or anything, she just likes making them. But she tends to make too many, so it would be a waste not to share them.
I need to work but I just can't do it. I just can't do it. I need help.
Autocorrect from "muchos gracias" to "mucous gravitas"
nyanpantsu
how bout I su the pant off you
dats sho kawaii
I just want to be loved.
Seamonkey is actually alright
I just want to be cuddled.
baby make your move
step across the line
no wait not that line
no wait
it's time for a hammer
Cute girl scolding you for not doing that thing you said you were going to do.
>>610
I had it installed for browsing a certain hierarchy. Then the last server for it went down (disk crashed, apparently?) and it was pretty clear that despite arguably being an interesting part of net history on technical grounds, basically nobody gave a shit about the network by the end; after all, the remaining userbase was a very small fraction of the already small fraction of people still using NNTP.
lenowo
cute boy who looks like a cute girl telling you to be gentle
a nice girl to love will come along some day
cute girl crossing the gender line
cute boy who looks like a cute girl telling you to be rough
piss enemas
many tags
Finally I can show off to all three of my steam friends when I'm playing Yume Nikki
Sorry, what I meant was:
>>615,619,620
Nice!
I spent so long seeking the cute girl, when the cute girl was actually inside of me the whole time.
I was inside the cute girl yesterday
"With the rise of the Puritan party in the 17th century Church of England, the custom of the Lord of Misrule was outlawed as it was deemed "disruptive"; even after the Restoration, the custom remained banned and soon became forgotten.[15] In the early 19th century, the Oxford Movement in the Anglican Church ushered in "the development of richer and more symbolic forms of worship, the building of neo-Gothic churches, and the revival and increasing centrality of the keeping of Christmas itself as a Christian festival" as well as "special charities for the poor" in addition to "special services and musical events".[14] Charles Dickens and other writers helped in this revival of the holiday by "changing consciousness of Christmas and the way in which it was celebrated" as they emphasized family, religion, gift-giving, and social reconciliation as opposed to the historic revelry common in some places.[14]"
tl;dr NO FUN ALLOWED
Jeff Benzos
gotta go gap
captcha goym
SYNCHRONISED
SWIMMING
under the moon cute girls to isshou
hurt me up inside
Cute girl cuddling you so tenderly that ten years later a stranger brushes past you in a crowd and something about the sensation calls back memories of her arms around you and involuntarily your eyelids begin to droop, a wistful sigh escapes your lips, and your entire being is flooded with feelings of warmth and unconditional love.
like poultry
Why is Mio Akiyama only ever visually depicted using a standard 4-string setup? In the recording of Fuwa Fuwa Time, she clearly goes down to a low D at 2:57.
Likewise, in Sweet Bitter Beauty Song (before Azu-nyan showed up), Yui uses trem at 0:58, 1:06, 1:33, 1:47, 2:09, 2:38, 2:45, 3:31, and 3:45, which is incongruous with her manic devotion to her fixed-bridge Les Paul.
Horoscopes are dumb and have no basis in science. As a logically-grounded Pisces I don't believe in such nonsense.
What the fuck? Were they so dead set on making "not a superhero movie" that "wolverine escorts his wife's daughter from setpiece to setpiece and then dies" sounded like the better option?
> his wife's daughter
i think you're on to something
that's because it is a bad show
Don't look at me!
>>640
Horoscopes are dumb and have no basis in science, I have determined that my thinking skills as an INTP are what lead me to reach this conclusion
Look, I think Mencius Moldbug is not nearly as smart as people claim he is and most of his ideas are just confirmation bias.
That guy in the other thread has a really good point.
At this pace #24 will outpace #25
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Cute girl earning $1,000,000 together with you.
I must also admit to liking Japanese twitter. 160/280 characters is practically an essay in Japanese so there's less "fk u ur dum 1/4"
I'd like to pee
under the sea
in octopuses garden
on it's grave
I’m super nervous about joining the military.
>>656
As someone who was also nervous, I can say it's not so bad. There's a lot of bureaucratic nonsense you have to put up with, but if you can do it the benefits are pretty nice.
May I ask what it is about joining that makes you particularly nervous?
>>657
Mostly homesickness. I haven't received a date for when recruit training is supposed to begin, but I'm already crying like a bitch.
There's also the realization that I have to cut down on my internet addiction.
>>658 Why would you do that? I always thought the military was the last refuge of the dimwit, or for people with other social issues... but you must have some braincells to be here at DQN, so what gives? Did you wake up one morning and think "Hmm, I think I'll submit myself to be a pawn in someone's game today"
>>658
Ah, yeah. I've never had much trouble with homesickness personally, so I can't give you a lot of advice on that front, but I know it can be pretty rough. Keep your chin up.
Recruit training is just a game you have to play. Millions of people have played it, and by far most of them get through okay. You generally can only lose if you do something really stupid (they tell you all the rules, you just follow them) or have health problems. Think of it as a higher-intensity summer camp, except you come out of it slightly buffer and with money in the bank. I would recommend keeping a journal, even if all it is is a brief log of the things you did or how you felt each day. That was something that helped keep me grounded in reality and time. They play some mind games with you, they'll set you up to fail so they can watch your reaction...the best defense is to remember, again, that it's just a game. It sucks, and then it's over.
>>659
wew lad that's a galaxy gigabrain take from start to finish
>>662
"🏴 #iamverysmart 🏴" may make you feel good, but it's not spiritually capable of sustaining a worthy way of life.
What it is still not confident enough to
do is to allow political Islam a public voice.
Man. It's amazing how fast beer flushes through your system and how much urine the bladder can hold.
EDM/trap/dubstep and related genres are going to be the "dadrock" of whatever comes after generation Z in like 20-30 years, it's gonna be weird as fuck
studying political and economic history as a hobby was a massive mistake. if it was a college degree i could drop out, but you can't drop a hobby - what would you do then? even without learning any more, you're trapped with the knowledge you have.
>>663 What do you mean by "spiritually capable"? I disagree that one way of life is any worthier than another.
I was writing about the messy comment overlay on Nico Nico Douga and ended up with the phrase "comment bukkake all over the video" in my clipboard. Later on, I was showing my boss something in a terminal window and accidentally pasted the phrase.
In my panic I somehow forgot I could just press Up or Ctrl+U to erase it. Instead I held down the backspace key and there was a painfully long moment as the word 'bukkake' remained on the screen. Now, my boss has a bad habit of reading everything on screen under his breath, and as he silently mouthed the words 'bukkake' his eyes widened a little bit...
Neither of us mentioned the incident after that.
Nice
>>670 just mocking the "military am dumb" edgelord using the partial statement of someone I briefly met in my childhood who, although very intelligent, is today a neoreactionary (I think?) edgelord (not that he wasn't then, either). Hard to get a read on someone who talks about cultural and theological concerns in sometimes brilliant, other times awful ways... on Twitter... many many tweets a day. Yeah.
To paraphrase one of his recent takes (and he seemed serious enough; alas, his usual tone is at once both florid and grave, a joy to read and infuriating to think about), some life situations have to be objectively better than others, otherwise improvement wouldn't be possible. I personally agree with neither him (if indeed he does consider that to apply to his earlier statement) nor your statement. I think there are manifold worthy and un*worthy ways of life. I cannot accept the premise that the latter do not exist; I can accept that it is not up to humans to sort *all of it out, however.
splitting up closed form compound words, much to the infuriation of grammar fascists
>>673 I didn't mean it to be edgy, I was speaking from personal experience that everyone I know who joined the armed services all dropped out of school. Maybe it's just me but if I had the choice for receiving a paycheck, I'd pick something that doesn't involve killing people and getting shouted at all the time!
>>676 okay, Mr. Salcido, I'll buy that you may have belonged in the kind of school where people drop out in significant numbers to the point that enlisting is a reasonable way out and that government has failed you....
This thread is low on QUALITY
Anyway, in the metro this morning, you know, the newspaper? You know how they space out the lettering on a word to fill the line when the next word isn't short enough to fit? Anyway it was talking about some politician on Twitter retweeting some racist account, and all on its own in vaporwave-esque spacing, sat the word
I s l a m o p h o b i c
She wants to go home
But nobody's home
That's where she lies
Broken inside
With no place to go
No place to go
To dry her eyes
Brokencyde
I S L A M O P H O B I C漢甫寨1 9 9 6.wmv
>>659
Yeah, I just got bored enough that I decided to join. I’m not being paid to sit on my ass in a basement and complain about how the internet regurgitates news about the current president every single day. I did graduate from high school, but I’m too much of an idiot to make that degree useful.
I’ve taken this here since it’s an anonymous board and my leftist friends would immediately chew me out at the slightest hint of possibly defending the United States in any way, shape, or form. Honestly, I’m just in it for the money plus all the benefits this country gives their military for some reason.
>>660
That helps, thank you.
>>677 I had to google Mr. Salcido, but yeah, it seems legit. It was a small school in a small town, there weren't significant numbers of dropouts... you can leave school at 16 and get a trade or something or stay on to 18. I didn't really mean the military is for idiots, but that everyone I know who joined the military happened to be an idiot.
>>681 Good luck, I don't want you to get shot or anything, I meant no disrespect. At least it's for the money and benefits and not some misguided notion of "protecting your country" or "saving the world".
The military is a lot like college, NPCs and p-zombies go there because they bought into the romanticized image of it from the media about making the world a better place, defending freedoms. Actual human beings with 3-digit iqs go there to network with influential people in the fields they're interested in and to accumulate social capital.
>>682 there's no need to backpedal this hard to save face on an anonymous board, just double down and call everyone a faggot. You're giving me diabetes.
yeah, faggo!
>>684 What do you mean? I didn't backpedal and I've no face to save. Anonymous boards work best when people share opinions and see different perspectives. Wait, "double down and call everyone a faggot"? Who does that in this day and age? Ah, are you taking offence because you see yourself in the numbskull I described? I am very sweet, thanks.
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>>684
This is a BBS, not an imageboard. "Asshole" is not the default persona here.
Avril Lavigne killed herself in 2003 and was replaced by her dopplerganger "Melissa"
Augh... too much focaccia...
aboriginal and torres strait islanders should use caution viewing the films on this channel because they may contain images or voices of dead persons
>>686 you went from "lol everyone at x is a faggot retard" to "wait i didnt mean EVERYONE just every single one i've encountered please be nice to me :(" within literally two posts, that sounds like backpedaling to me
Tear off each other's clothes!!
>>689 hmm... try 2ch sometime. very poor signal to noise level, lol.
reach out and grab her penis
Well shit, my Nier Automata save file really did get deleted, and there goes my entire weekend.
Cute girls waking you up from your slumber by rousing up your dogs
1.Don't pick up the phone
2.Don't let him in
3.Don't be his friend
この寿司はお前の人生のようなものです
kawaii lime yogurt, yeah boyeeeee
Nothing is ever personal if you don't believe in personhood.
SRFI 69 describes hash tables. Hash is weed smoker code for marihjiauguana. Nice
寿st不C金G円Dmyぃ付ぇtbhふぁm
the smile on my face is
the phone in my pocket
and
the shitpost in my brain
fampai is the western name for the adult anime Family Senpai, the story of a lovable oaf, his wacky family and the adventure they find along the way
The Albino Russian:
6 oz heavy cream (or milk, if preferred)
1 1/2 oz vodka
#rejectedcocktailideas
One thing about facebook that grinds my gears is that when you get an e-mail notification of a message, it doesn't show you what the message says, even if it's short...I'm sure they do this on purpose to force you to login to facebook. I always have to guess what the message probably says and judge if it's worth the trouble to login or not.
I can't wait for facebook to die and be replaced by something better, but I will admit that it's more convenient than email.
It is slightly too hot.
just saying I remember what I was like at 17, that kid is gonna go back to school, find the football player who made fun of him and be like "so how many olympic gold medals have you won, bro?"
I'm so sleepy...
If only I had a cute girl in whose arms I could fall asleep...
kind of want kim yo-jong to sit on my face and call me a disgusting capitalist pig
The Gay Retard:
Stats:
Strength - 10
Perception - 1
Endurance - 6
Charisma - 10
Intelligence - 1
Agility - 2
Luck - 1
Perks:
Confirmed Bachelor
Tag skills:
Speech
Unarmed
Traps
I wonder how musicians out there go "man, I hate the way I sound on tape.
japantimes is basically buzzfeed for weeaboos
there, I said it
>>720
probably not as many as there used to be now that tape is dead
>>722 Cassette sales on Bandcamp were up another 41% since last year apparently, and to me it seems like everyone is doing tape releases just now.
>>721
I like Tofugu! Their articles are always fun to read, and they have nice photos.
I'm going to make a robot that does bad things and if I ever get in trouble for it, I'm going to blame the robot.
I didn't do the bad thing, it was the robot.
Agh!
I just used an exception for the first time to make my program fail gracefully instead of crashing. I feel like that should be worth like 5 programmer points or something.
>>725
Actually scratch this, I pull a mechanical Turk and become the robot, leaving my existence without a trace.
My life is falling apart.
cute boy
fifteen appendages
organ music
split label
Go Giant Robo!
After reading so much hentai and watching excessive porn, I feel like I can write some competent smut. Go figure.
Spending the evening with a cute girl flipping through an art competition gallery sarcastically critiquing all the entries, and also snuggling furiously.
If the investment reaches the user it counts as cash.
>>735
The user doesn't see that there was an exception, the program presents a helpful message instead so the user knows what they did wrong.
Posting on DQN!
Berry Go!! Go!! Go!! 苺!! Go!! Go!!
Why did you take up painting?
Because Hitler.
I just want to be happy.
>>742
Aim for content. Happy is best reserved for really good moments.
Drunk girls!
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Cute girl lying beside you in bed saying "holy shit, I thought that was your arm! Wooww!"
Yeah baby, that is not my arm
How can you even confuse it for my arm. I don't get it.
cute drunk girls
please converse with me
It's taken many, many years but I've found a cute girl of my own. I hope she doesn't leave too soon, I plan on buying her her own set of mittens soon.
cute gurl hitting me with her car
>>755
doing this but so it completely looks like then being tripped over and grifting someone into paying for it like in that simpsons episode
Cute mormon lying beside you in bed turns out to be a fucking butt.
Sometimes my brain forgets adjectives like "lewd" and "furry" exist outside of spheres like these eg:
"Furry friends" (used to innocently describe pets or animals.) "Minister in hot water over lewd comments" (Used to describe an inappropriate action in the workplace.)
Mori Igai
my hands, zey hurt
420
99 dollars
Panasonic blu ray
Crisis actor for hire, much industry experience, can start work immediately
Cris is [an] actor for hire, [with] much industry experience, [who] can start work immediately.
Hit her? I barely even know 'er! I did not hit her It's not true It's bullshit I did not hit her I did not!
I hurt my damn neck doing the squats. Damn it!
girls so cute gonna cum
Oh hi DQN
giving up is fun
blind youmu is kakkoii
I am shallow and materialistic. What's wrong with being shallow and materialistic?
〜ん
I am marshmallow and cerealistic.
I'm hollow and autistic
Eurobeat is fantastic
Yes, I am a Bisexual Man, giving a blowjob is fantastic.
HAHAHAHAH WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT
Cute girl thinks I'm cute boy.
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🤔
Oh, guess I'll just die alone, then.
As do we all
I'm homo and satanic
catpcha is lube
what happened to the five other big heroes
Hurt me up inside.
I want to give her one solid hug for every childhood trauma and deep, dark past event that she's suffered.
Yeah and a real good dicking for each as well
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it's okay to be dqn
If I was a cute genki loli then it'd be endearing and cute instead of sad and disgusting when I order a large pizza for myself and eat it all in one sitting.
I wish I could wear a cloak in public without looking like an autist faggot retard
When I get home the first thing I do is wrap a blanket around my shoulders like a cloak or a shawl because it's comfy
>>800
Saw that in the Clone Wars series. If you wanted to be left alone, just put on a hooded cloak and everyone gives you your space without a second glance.
They say people without a mental illness can't understand what it's like to have to take medication to be able function daily, but I can't even accept that I have to take antihistamines occasionally.
D, if you're available, we'll leave your package at location 3 and you should pick up the items soon.
I have lost control of my life.
Real villains never die.
Sometimes I see a spread vagina with bar censors and I think "Free him, free him from this prison."
Sometimes
Finals are over and I'm celebrating with a very relaxing CGDCT binge.
Cute girl passively drifting through life in a dissociative haze.
really wish I could get all my internetacquaintances to agree on one platform and stick to it
tabbing between steam, skype, discord, irc, is annoying as hell, i dont even talk to that many people
youmu's eyes are blue! blue! stop drawing them green just because it matches her clothes!
>>811
man, i feel that. i remember when i could cover a spread of 'em with one client, and that was with a modest choice of clients at that, including one that pipes it to IRC for even more choices of clients.
the craziest part is that the tech is only marginally better now. hope it was worth ditching the open web, y'all!
>>813
If you think tech is better now, try using Slack. 1-2GB of RAM for what is essentially IRC with occasional pictures.
i hate pubg and i hate virtual youtubers, so why does nekomiya hinata have to be so lewd and tempting
>>814
i'm not tempted. i hear only bad things about it. that sounds about as bad as skype was when everyone i knew dumped it.
anyway, i see little need to re-qualify my statement; the word "marginally" should cover both the meanings of "slightly" and "dubiously", and can debatably cross over into "nominally" and "hardly".
webm of nanachi saying んんぁあ oiver and over for like 10 minutes
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>>811
Just get them to use IRC or fuck off, the rest of those webshit chat programs have never solved any of the issues with IRC and always end up being stupid shit run by bad actors.
I had pidgin with the skype plugin running once. You still had to have skype on in the background, but it was one less awful program to have to interact with.
Let's dqn it!
Of all the time I have been alive and I didn't know there was a guy called Rip Torn.
Yes, the Babylonians knew how to compute square roots though a process similar to what is now called Newton-Rhapson. But did they correctly follow IEEE-754 requirements to distinguish between quiet and signalling NaNs? Of course not. What a bunch of amateurs.
array.poop()
Fuck off with that OO bullshit.
poop(&array);
(poop array)
It's really hard to find certain Japanese war propaganda films. Where are all the Showa otaku?
Cute boy watching anime with cute girls to get ideas for cute outfits to wear
True Posadism has never been tried
True sadism has never been tried, but give me the boy >>829 mentioned and I'm willing to give it a go.
bitchy, obnoxious girl named sakura but written like 砂倉
Smoke a joint right in Jesus' face
Jon Scofield is fucking amazing.
Github, I don't think I need an email telling me that I commented on my issue.
this Easter we celebrate the third anniversary of me taking the good word of the lord out of my mouth and putting in a penis
I hope that guy doesn't have cancer
WMAF/AMWF is underrated porn in terms of comedy
living on gas food so I become immune to everything, even death itself
I'm 99% sure he had cancer
cute girl snuggling up to your enormous tumor
Petition for that Cool S symbol to join Unicode.
I get to see my cute girl today, so cool.
confused Roseanne Barr for Rosie O' Donnell
https://developers.googleblog.com/2018/03/transitioning-google-url-shortener.html
You cannot win $1000000 from signing up anymore.
I didn't want that money anyway >:(
>>849 are they not the same person? I always thought it was weird that Roseanne was about some chick and her ex husband but the main actress was a lesbian.
Like, are walruses even real? Has anyone even SEEN one? This world is fucked up, man.
Poop
>>814
It really is IRC with some pictures. What has the world come to.
>>855
IRC with some pictures, but the spec is several thousand times as big and it's got useless features beyond measure and you have to pay. Slack and Discord really fail the "actual improvement from IRC, email, or telnet/web BBS" standard for adoption that killed Jabber as well.
There's some webshit that takes that web 3.0 interface and just uses email for the backend and spec and it is so much better.
Honestly I like discord. It's not supposed to be used as a way to keep in contact with people or an all-purpose communications platform. It's meant for use by "gamers" (hate this word but it fits) to incorporate all the million different text chat and VOIP clients people were using all into one program. Being able to upload images directly to the text chat without going through a third party hosting service like imgur or mixtape.moe is hugely helpful for organizing raids, discussing strategy, etc.
It's like that xkcd comic about n+1 competing standards
Cute girl interpreting "Chipotle mayo" to mean a full serving of Chipotle mayo on top of a full serving of regular mayo.
I have an MRI on Thursday. If it's not cancer, then I have no idea what's wrong with me.
I just want to be healthy again.
I want to be more happy more often.
Cute girl battling cancer.
Cute girl sustaining hair loss from chemo.
Irony poisoning linked to mass shooters, meme makers bringing up flags everywhere.
big city life
tryin get wife
>>868
When I read about the Youtube shooter, I thought they meant someone was recording (shooting) a video for Youtube. What a time to be alive.
>>867
Unsurprisingly, nobody knows the etymology of words anymore. This is what happens when you don't teach children Latin and Greek.
>>871 this is why English should switch to Hanzi. No problem with knowing the etymology of words when the etymology of the word is visually encoded in the word itself.
I am sadness incarnate.
aaaand i double-posted because the thing told me i got the captcha wrong but actually i got it right and it registered
etsymology
Etymloligy
You deserve this.
>>879
Unfortunate or opportune, no-one deserves anything. You get what you get, I guess.
Orks are actually devout Buddhists. When they say that something "needs more Dakka" they're making an oblique reference to the sansou, pointing out the nature of suffering as one of the three marks of existence.
*etymololigy
Rude.
*entomology
Vision Creation Newsun or La Novia
Which one is better
THE RACE IS ON
Is it really Thursday again?
watch out for bees
epic
nice
I like it
just spent like 6 hours edging to skyrim porn mods making my flat chested female PC get raped by bandits and wolves and a titty monster custom follower with a strapon
so, yeah, i'll see you at church
Oblivion was better
Morrowind was better
no loli queen to pledge yourself to as a knight and be her sword arm, striking down anyone that would oppose her just for the faintest chance to see her precious loli smile
one day you are gravely wounded in her service and as you lay there bleeding out, she kneels beside you and puts your head on her knees, smiling down at you and running her fingers through your hair, telling you that you did well and it's time to rest now
Do gay people read my posts? What do women think about the things I write? How old is the oldest person to ever read something I have posted to a message board? Has a dog ever looked at something I wrote and had a dog thought about it as an especially remarkable scribble? Dogs, dudettes, seniors, and canids please weigh in!
If they're taking away plastic bags for groceries, why haven't they already taken away plastic bags for minor shit, like the plastic bags they sometimes offer you when you buy stuff from a gas station?
If I was an Amazon product how would I be reviewed?
i have MeN tAlL ill NeSS
>>900
I am not sure. I wouldn't get any reviews because I don't have any friends who could review me.
>>896
Honestly I just assumed the only people on this board were five or six straight white vanilla dudes in their twenties.
Lazy Lesbians
Relaxed Rug-munchers
Dapper Dykes
Sappy Sapphists
Genki Gynecophiles
-white
-dude
-in their 20s
you've only got 3/5 in my case
I'm into both yuri and bara, I think men should love men and girls should love girls. Also have multiple strange fetishes including a thing for omorashi (but only by females) so that probably discounts 'vanilla'.
Come to think of it I wonder how common that is among bisexuals, to have fetishes that only apply to one gender that they're attracted to.
the Netherlands hates you, Russia. :D
>>910
There are only two things in the Netherlands:
I was a typical edgy teen. I prided myself on how desensitized I was to violence and death. I considered myself a nihilist and honestly didn't care if myself or anybody else died.
Now, over a decade later, I have somehow become much more sensitive. The violent scenes in Made in Abyss traumatized me. I don't like playing violent video games anymore. Yesterday I watched somebody accidentally step on a small bug and I felt really bad for the creature.
What happened that turned me so soft? It's not like I had any personal experiences with friends dying or anything like that. Maybe it's just a natural part of getting older.
Take care of yourself DQN. Every life is precious.
>>912
Low testosterone, MiA is supposed to make you horny at those scenes, not make you flinch.
Don't ever reply to me or my post again
ripped that same annoying scab off my lip
stings a bit and it'll be back but at least I don't have feeling of something being there anymore
The kids are alright.
I got frost nip on my hands today. In the middle of April.
Are we only here just to suffer?
>>919
But he knoweth the way that I take: when he hath tried me, I shall come forth as gold.
I am super anxious about my nip hands. It sucks being anxious and manic.
don't drink and thrive
sinep of 69 degrees
My deepest fear is that Tails Gets Trolled will never get an ending
Lolis.
>>903 It's the non-vanillaness of the small userbase here that always kept me coming back all these years. Different lifestyles and backgrounds but a certain common denominator, a certain esotericism, something in each of us that makes such a niche textboard appealing. But I do feel something has changed in the last year or two. More exoteric memespeak here and there, less thoughtful responses, a different type of cluelessness... not that there wasn't always shitposting, but do we still remember why it's the Elitist Superstructure and not any other type of structure, why we commemorate the Eternal September, why it carries out and is w? Does "lurk moar" mean anything these days? Remember what happened last September...
September 1992. I don't remember it much. I was probably still suckling.
>>927
It is just activity. For whatever reason, activity has increased and just a single person refreshing the page all day making a handful of stupid or poorly styled posts makes a difference.
>>927
Eh we've always had the interlopers and stupid shit, look back on the old posts, it's the ability to take spam and bad memes and make it a joke that DQNs excel at. That creativity keeps me coming back.
>>930
You misunderstand me dokyūn, I am not at all discontented but rather seeking to firm up the morale of a doubting comrade.
it carries out and is OBLIVION
so fucking lonely, please stop posting pictures of attractive females or reminding me that other humans exist, it's really dampering my escapism
>>933
As much as "Tearing up My Heart" is a cheesy mass-production plebian boy band song, the lines of the repetitive and earwormy chorus more or less sum up my feelings about online interactions perfectly.
hot pokemon
stop posting attractive pokemon it reminds me though don't exist
Here's your fucking sad claps
please clap
can we get 58 cute girls to post itt?
why do I keep dreaming of her :(
We are slaves to the almighty dollar.
dollar? i hardly know ér!
Random Russian dude sharing a massive stockpile of cute girl pictures.
What the fuck am I doing?
Pooping
make me laugh so hard poop my pant
lint fairyfloss
Weed
A cute girl buying a 1/4oz of OG Kush
i am DADDY COOL the VIPPE Rand. i ahev a large aa and i pick VIPcoins out of the water w/ my fingers. if you repost this comment on 10 other pages i will be posted in your kitchen tonight and give you access to a Secret Area of VIP QUALITY if you payme enough ;)
craaaawling out of my skiiiiiiiin
and I've been doing just fine
The scroll wheel noise of my mouse reminds me of the sounds at the start of "Once in a lifetime".
bradyohead
The quality of posts on DQN waxes and wanes in strange and unpredictable ways.
>>966
This very thread was once a shitstorm, but then cute girlposting died down and everyone got along again.
>>954
https://pornolab.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1506229
It seems counterintuitive, but honestly I kind of wish she did more sets in cute clothes instead of spending most of her time nekkid. Regardless, it's hard to complain because she's so cute.
transjenner
>>972
not bad josip, come round when you're ready to promote your new album
That's not pain! I'll show you what pain is!
Hey guys! Politics!
Friendship ended with VIP. Now DQN is my best friend.
Cute girl posting inflammatory political stuff
cute girl throwing up in your mouth
Cute girl keeping on posting! Cute girl posting more!
Cute girl being cute
cute girl grows a dick
>Son, you should give Tinder a try
>but dad, I'm looking at this ad for a site that's saying it's better than Tinder'."
Do traps count as girls?
traps smoking weed and using kali linux in a virtual machine
Cute girl, cuddle thyself.
Cute girl trying chamomile tea for the first time.
Cute girl too embarrassed to reply to your message.
Cute girl smashing your mailbox.
Cute boy blushing and asking if he looks good in this skirt.
Cute boy installing Debian stable because it just works and he doesn't need all that hipster shit
Cute boy eating weed brownies and browsing dqn on a thinkpad running Debian stable
Cute boy wearing nothing but a pair of cute boxer shorts