I get way too stressed out over meaningless things
>>295
Prescriptivism is the correct attitude for phrases, but sadly the English language is almost entirely determined by popular usage.
meme me
>>303
I don't think prescriptivism is the right attitude for any language unless you're some sort of proto-fascist, but English definitely lacks some sort of cultural institution that acts as the ultimate point of reference for the English language. The Spanish language has one. To some extent, dictionaries like Mirriam-Webster are fulfilling that role, but only in a loose sense.
incendiary laxative
gaynus
leans into mic wrong
"where to buy hella products"
blood blood blood
"F***"
That's not how you spell fuck.
Is it legal to feed a casserole to a cassowary?
"Let's think the unthinkable, let's do the undoable. Let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all."
Fury. Or 171 other words.
I shaved my lower body because it was getting to be a fucking jungle down there, but in all candor I have only replaced one kind of itchy with another kind of itchy.
>>319
Ugggh I know that feeling exactly. If you're just doing it for comfort rather than cosmetic purposes, trim, don't shave.
"Moldylocks"
hehehehehe
In the grim dankness of the near future, there is only Taco Bell.
The hungrier you are, the better Taco Bell tastes.
>>324
Don't think so, unless you know someone who's gone full hiki for some years now.
masturb8
Seriously and unironically considering killing myself before growing old.
My name is Testicles, that's pronounced test-uh-CLEEZ.
deep dick pizza
Who here ordered the extra large sausage pizza?
>>305
For phrases only, I meant. Descriptivism is the only morally and historically acceptable attitude to take when it comes to word definitions. Non-literal "literally" is just an example of how language usage is malleable. However, phrases like "begs the question" were deliberately defined to have one meaning - additional, inaccurate meanings would be unscientific and ultimately destructive. In my opinion, anyway, there is that distinction to be made.
France has what you describe. They tried to mandate that "communications sans le wires" or whatever be the preferred terminology for Wi-Fi, rather than the established term with the cute pronunciation of "wee-fee".
i am pain
hi pain i'm dad
>not having a sloped forehead
>>296 When I was younger and nerdier and cared more about pigeonholing things, I had a discussion with a friend about dubstep; about how as it seeped into the mainstream, people started calling anything with wubs "dubstep", or that old classics weren't "dubstep" because they lacked a sick drop. He held that since most people called half-time drums with laser farts "dubstep", that's what it was now.
You're not the god of me!
cum moriar
>>337
This is an incomplete statement. 'cum moriar' what? Bury my heart at wounded knee?
Me after finishing 0079: No MC could be as much of a dumb faggot as Amuro was for the first 3/4 of this series
20 seconds later
this girl who appeared out of thin air last episode is my precious imoutou and I won't let anyone touch her even though she just tried to kill us twice t. Kamiyu
imouto*
7 hours of organic chemistry really opens you up to Taco
Bell
Taco Hell spilling from my bowels
It annoys me when people flip Japanese names. She's Hakurei Reimu, not *Reimu Hakurei.
smilodon ivory
Hakurei, Reimu
Hata no, Kokoro
, Yuno
smashing the shroom king
Where do the normies that post on other boards come from?
All the normie people... where do they all belong?
normals
I feel tired and sleepy but I need to REMAIN AWAKE
NEETional Socialist DQN Nonworkers Party
penus
covering a Kancolle girl with seamen
praise the dark lord Yoghurt-Sweettooth
praise Him forever
Swedish-speaking goblins
Hoshima Mika as Super Pochaco.
touch not the penis
vc: yuckegh
satanic vaginoid aliens from the dark dimension
found a dead spider and an asprin on the floor while i was looking for the screw i dropped
gonna eat well tonight bois, woohoo
Gargle Pus
I want an anime that explores gender roles in anime, but not one which toes the party line of western "feminists" or "men's rights activists".
Time to raid the toilet
mothafux
>>367
I'm more interested in science fiction than sociology, but you might consider Armitage III. Part of it is the standard gColony develops different social norms from parent land, problems ensueh, and you might find that interesting.
I made far too much oxtail
and he wept, for his favorite memes were 10 years out of fashion
stop doing that
please
$1
one of the kemono friends background music tracks sounds like the background music from kashyyyk
I wish I lived in the self-sufficient funny doggly universe
who is mirai
what even just happened
s2 when
so many questions
how are you only watching this now
I was initially put off by the CG and poor plot summaries that made it sound like a show for 4 year olds, then I had 3 different internet contacts tell me "no dude it's amazing, watch it"
THE HOUSE IS FREE!!
who is this nikki person
is it a popular name in japan or is he or she related to yume nikki
what's an anime
paranormal penises
i wish they'd drop the ost already
I really hope they buy a Juicero for my office.
God I hope this isn't some hobo disease.
a marine came home from ending monarchism in the Galaxy and went to to his favorite bar. he saw a moe azn commodore and tried to buy him a drink. "no thanks i'm straight" the azn qt said. the marine ripped off his shirt "are you still straight?" "not anymore but i have a wife" he replied. The marine pulled out his ax. "u think the friend zone scares me? i just got back from a war zone." Yang sent his wife a text message not to wait up and started kissing the marine and his ax. all the other patriots in the bar got up and started clapping and didn't stop until the marine and the qt3.14 azn commodore were OTP. repost if you believe love can blossom anywhere, even on a battlefield!!!
AND HIS AX
shiny
seamen on a Kancolle girl
shiny smooth soft
Eternal disease
penus
Going to school without panties, getting a quick creampie, going to class with cum slowly dripping down your leg
I could really feel the progression of my cold. First a sore throat and a fever. Then a phlegmatic cough. And now a nose which alternates between being runny and being stuffy. I remember enjoying being sick when I was a kid since I could skip school. It made up for being sick. Now it just sucks.
Tanya for Führerin!
engage the orcs in navel combat