Scum With Boundaries is a good album
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Thinking in two different places at the same time!
Cute girl with cat costume lovingly biting my hand.
In about a week I'm gonna be able to sing the "Do you like my car?" part of "Gas Gas Gas" and mean it
Time behaves sort of weird when you are shitfaced
Also that whole biting shit is hot as all hell when you do it with a real 3d girl, sorry folks.
Sure feels weird reading those necrobumped threads from the beginning.
I'm nekoing this thread
If you're gonna make me create an account just to read an article, I'm not gonna use your website. At all. Fuck you. Eat my dick.
>>811 Thanks! A sense of novelty and refreshment filled the Elitists Superstructure of DQN!
what happened to the Control Tower [grinding noises] thread
Can someone necrobump that
>>816
The story ended, but I don't know what happened to part 2
Fucking shitly-typed languages, if I wanted to manually check the entire codebase for consistency every time I changed something, I'd have passed the --ultra-masochist option TYVM
>>816
I'm the one who was running it, and I'm still around! It went into indefinite hiatus due to health problems, then I could never really commit to continuing it as I've been neck deep in academia ever since. It is a shame to leave it unfinished, and in theory I'd like to give it the ending it deserves, but the outlook isn't terribly positive. Who knows, though? Miracles do happen.
For the record, if anyone else wants to take over as GM, or to run a sequel or spiritual successor or something like that, you have my full blessing. Also, I don't know if it would be of interest to you, or anyone else here, but I have since managed to publish one or two non-silly short stories in a local literary magazine. I might even post one if you ask very nicely...
Hungry what do I eat
How nicely is very nicely?
Apparently, if Siri is set to mexican spanish, it'll sometimes answer what time is it with "it's time to d-d-d-d-duel". Fancy that.
Your whole ride is set on automatic dial.
Whenever I have sex with a girl, in the morning I like to say "Ahh, thanks for taking my virginity! ❤︎" The mortified look on their face always tickles me.
D&D to the tune of AC/DC's -TNT
>>825
It may sound funny but did you consider that it's practically an admission of being really lousy at sex? If they look mortified even worse??
>>829
You have to do a Punch and Judy sketch for that to count.
>>831 The one and only time it was lousy, I didn't say it that time.
glooping sounds
Pokemon world according to multiplayer: a bunch of teenagers running around with a full party of legendaries that created space-time and all that...
DQN Enterprise Solutions
If it cannot be helped then it is okay to let her go. The important thing is that you tried your best.
I pooped like 7 times today.
When assessing the suitability of a new job, the first thing to look out for is how many meetings they have each day.
I'm not good at this social networking thing
I wish there was more food around here. An apple a day...
Modafinil is amazing!
I wonder what the first THREAD in the new age is going to be...
Spi-Der man, the superhero who is just a spine and a dermis
aibou
Pseudo-Pacman, see you.
>>851
I always mentally pronounced Renai Boukun as Ren Aibou-kun.
po pi po pi po po pi po
Americans love Dr Who not realising how it always manages to look so low-budget. It's a BBC show is how
/code/ suddenly had more than one post since last I looked. There's life left in it yet!
Yennefer is the hottest.
After conducting years of non-interfering observation, I have begun to notice that I've seen many self-proclaimed feminists act like dicks, but never seen an anti-feminist not act like a dick.
A reminder that Getty Images and Alamy are composed of parasites and leeches on society who deserve to be packed into a rocket and shot into the sun
Im looking for a programming language, it cant be sukuriputsu (thats japanese for scripting) or any interpreted language. It has to be of 2 or more puratuforumu (thats japanese for 2 platforms) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 megs. And you have to post pastebins of it first (i want to make shure it's kawaii [cute]). And it would be nice if it came with matching text editor (WITH syntax file). OH! and it CANNOT have any first order closures, or be made out of Lisp. It has to be made of x86, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (korea) or whatever. I have found a programming language similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 puratuforumu, and i dont want my Rinukusu (Linux) to touch my other things (it can get corrupted and i would not like that, plus 2 puratuforumu looks more kawaii)
damn the internet is feeling dead today
tell my wife's son i love him very much
he knoooooooooooows
What's a Bäco and why do I want it over a Bäcorrito?
>>862
Hey buddy, I think you've got the wrong door, the copypasta club's two threads down.
I wonder where squeeks is now
>>867
It was years ago, I was just walking along, minding my business while on my way home from work. Suddenly, a dark, nondescript van with "free beer" scrawled on the side slowly creeps up from behind me. The window rolls down and staring at me is a young blue-haired girl with pigtails, maybe about 9 years old, eyeing me up suspiciously. She calls out in a slightly hushed voice:
-"Hey... Hey buddy. You want some classic rock cd's? I've got a ton in the back."
I was told never to speak to little girls I didn't know, but the offer was so enticing I foolishly replied
"R-really? D-do you have The Beatles? O-or maybe Bob Seger?"
She chuckled darkly, "Oh yeah, I've got everything. The Who, Floyd, Tom Petty, you name it. But you'll have to hop in the back here if you want me to give them to you."
I knew I should have ran, but part of me was too scared of what she might do if I said no, as I walked to the back I could swear I saw her licking her lips out of the corner of my eye.
As I reached for the handle the doors suddenly flung open and about five lolis reached out and grabbed me.
I screamed as loud as I could, but one of them gagged me with her panties and they pulled me in with their mighty loli strength.
They pinned me down, as I struggled I heard one of them say "Sit on the bitch's face, Sanae. Shut him the fuck up".
Suddenly my vision was then completely obscured and my screams muffled by pink softness, with what looked like a cartoon bear's face on the back.
As tears rolled down my cheeks they laughed at my pointless struggle. It was at that point I realized there really was no rock.
>>868
Jerking off punks for $15 a man under the Queensboro Bridge
I always wear my shoes right to the bone, I won't buy a new pair till my socks are right in the puddles. One time I tried to fix the sole back on a pair I had with staples and safety pins, but it just meant walking around for a while with falling-apart shoes with twisted metal spikes all around the outside
Welcome to pepperoni dick school, ladies.
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Deathh metal is pretty good
Frankly, what two consenting adults do outside the privacy of their own home is not something I'm gonna wander out to look at.
And if you don't have a stapler, a Hispanic immigrant will do the job.
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no way, how did it get this late?
Cinque Benis
>>886 now I'm pretty sure I know you, that was my display name on Steam for a few months but people kept asking me to explain the joke so I changed it
>>887
I've never seen anyone on Steam with that name. I just thought of that post on the toilet today.
I don't get it.
This new internet browser is great! goddamn I'm such a nerd.
the more time passes the more I forget all the annoying things about my ex and the more I miss her
>>891
here's hoping my ex forgets all the annoying things about me lol
>>894
Damn, you're right. The banner gif works though (albeit not animated). I'm guessing it's due to a lack of JS.
>>894
I've done that with charon recently by emulating the whole Inferno subsystem, most of DQN works except the emergency mittens and CSS.
>This boy was used as a human shield and survived
That's not remarkable at all. In fact, that's to be expected of a human shield. People don't use human shields as actual shields to block bullets. They use them to not get shot at in the first place.
there is no higher archy here, this one's been the highest for a while now