[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#24] (999)

801 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8703 08:33

Make one! Make one!

802 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8703 08:33

Scum With Boundaries is a good album

803 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8703 12:54


804 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8703 18:03

Thinking in two different places at the same time!

805 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8703 19:16

Cute girl with cat costume lovingly biting my hand.

806 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8704 00:03

In about a week I'm gonna be able to sing the "Do you like my car?" part of "Gas Gas Gas" and mean it

807 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8704 04:40

Time behaves sort of weird when you are shitfaced

808 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8704 04:41

Also that whole biting shit is hot as all hell when you do it with a real 3d girl, sorry folks.

809 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8704 06:30

I actually posted a CTRL+V here by mistake. Sorry.

810 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8704 14:42

Sure feels weird reading those necrobumped threads from the beginning.

811 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8704 16:12

That's why I do it.

812 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8704 18:16

Huh, I guess that would explain it.

813 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8705 03:50

I'm nekoing this thread

814 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8705 09:32

If you're gonna make me create an account just to read an article, I'm not gonna use your website. At all. Fuck you. Eat my dick.

815 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8705 10:13

>>811 Thanks! A sense of novelty and refreshment filled the Elitists Superstructure of DQN!

816 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8706 16:33

what happened to the Control Tower [grinding noises] thread

Can someone necrobump that

817 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8706 18:31

The story ended, but I don't know what happened to part 2

818 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8706 20:26

Fucking shitly-typed languages, if I wanted to manually check the entire codebase for consistency every time I changed something, I'd have passed the --ultra-masochist option TYVM

819 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8707 09:07

I'm the one who was running it, and I'm still around! It went into indefinite hiatus due to health problems, then I could never really commit to continuing it as I've been neck deep in academia ever since. It is a shame to leave it unfinished, and in theory I'd like to give it the ending it deserves, but the outlook isn't terribly positive. Who knows, though? Miracles do happen.

For the record, if anyone else wants to take over as GM, or to run a sequel or spiritual successor or something like that, you have my full blessing. Also, I don't know if it would be of interest to you, or anyone else here, but I have since managed to publish one or two non-silly short stories in a local literary magazine. I might even post one if you ask very nicely...

820 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8709 14:47

Hungry what do I eat

821 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8709 15:47

How nicely is very nicely?

822 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8709 17:34

Got sounds in. Lot easier than I thought it'd be. Makes worlds of difference too.

823 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8709 22:44

Apparently, if Siri is set to mexican spanish, it'll sometimes answer what time is it with "it's time to d-d-d-d-duel". Fancy that.

824 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8711 14:42

Your whole ride is set on automatic dial.

825 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8711 18:34

Whenever I have sex with a girl, in the morning I like to say "Ahh, thanks for taking my virginity! ❤︎" The mortified look on their face always tickles me.

826 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8711 19:05

So, just the once

827 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8711 20:27

>>826 I'm quite handy with the ladies, I bet.

828 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8712 19:14

Your hands do not count as ladies

829 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8712 22:16

Even if I draw breasts on them?

830 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8713 04:15

D&D to the tune of AC/DC's -TNT

831 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8713 15:53

It may sound funny but did you consider that it's practically an admission of being really lousy at sex? If they look mortified even worse??

832 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8713 20:02

You have to do a Punch and Judy sketch for that to count.

833 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8713 23:38

>>831 The one and only time it was lousy, I didn't say it that time.

834 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8714 03:44

Got looping sounds working right. That's the last of the little things on the checklist.

835 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8714 05:11

glooping sounds

836 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8714 10:27

Pokemon world according to multiplayer: a bunch of teenagers running around with a full party of legendaries that created space-time and all that...

837 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8716 03:03

Saw Ghost in the Shell finally. Had a good time, but I feel like I've been staring into a cyberpunk aquarium for half a day.

838 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8716 06:32

DQN Enterprise Solutions

839 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8716 06:35

If it cannot be helped then it is okay to let her go. The important thing is that you tried your best.

840 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8716 23:59

I pooped like 7 times today.

841 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8717 06:01

When assessing the suitability of a new job, the first thing to look out for is how many meetings they have each day.

842 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8717 17:12

I'm not good at this social networking thing

843 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8717 17:43

Desiccated corn husks are not snacks, dude.

844 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8717 19:38

Try telling that to my guinea pigs

845 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8718 01:06

I wish there was more food around here. An apple a day...

846 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8718 02:34

Modafinil is amazing!

847 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8718 02:50

I wonder what the first THREAD in the new age is going to be...

848 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8720 14:32

Spi-Der man, the superhero who is just a spine and a dermis

849 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8720 22:03

I'm pretty sure I won't be able to make this joke anywhere else but I hope George Romero's reanimated corpse doesn't wander the Earth looking for flesh and instead rests in piece.

850 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8721 00:06

The new Dr. Who can make sammiches for all the powerful men of history.

851 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8721 16:07


852 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8721 19:58

Pseudo-Pacman, see you.

853 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8721 20:35

I always mentally pronounced Renai Boukun as Ren Aibou-kun.

854 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8722 15:50

po pi po pi po po pi po

855 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8722 20:08

Americans love Dr Who not realising how it always manages to look so low-budget. It's a BBC show is how

856 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8722 22:39

>>854 good song.

857 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8724 19:38

/code/ suddenly had more than one post since last I looked. There's life left in it yet!

858 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8724 19:48

Yennefer is the hottest.

859 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8725 22:13

After conducting years of non-interfering observation, I have begun to notice that I've seen many self-proclaimed feminists act like dicks, but never seen an anti-feminist not act like a dick.

860 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8726 10:45

y'all mind if I...use html

861 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8726 12:40

A reminder that Getty Images and Alamy are composed of parasites and leeches on society who deserve to be packed into a rocket and shot into the sun

862 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8726 13:14

Im looking for a programming language, it cant be sukuriputsu (thats japanese for scripting) or any interpreted language. It has to be of 2 or more puratuforumu (thats japanese for 2 platforms) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 megs. And you have to post pastebins of it first (i want to make shure it's kawaii [cute]). And it would be nice if it came with matching text editor (WITH syntax file). OH! and it CANNOT have any first order closures, or be made out of Lisp. It has to be made of x86, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (korea) or whatever. I have found a programming language similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 puratuforumu, and i dont want my Rinukusu (Linux) to touch my other things (it can get corrupted and i would not like that, plus 2 puratuforumu looks more kawaii)

863 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8726 13:18

damn the internet is feeling dead today

864 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8727 17:49

tell my wife's son i love him very much
he knoooooooooooows

865 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8728 01:09

>>862 wwwww

866 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8728 02:19

What's a Bäco and why do I want it over a Bäcorrito?

867 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8728 10:42

Hey buddy, I think you've got the wrong door, the copypasta club's two threads down.

868 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8729 08:46

I wonder where squeeks is now

869 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8729 09:14

It was years ago, I was just walking along, minding my business while on my way home from work. Suddenly, a dark, nondescript van with "free beer" scrawled on the side slowly creeps up from behind me. The window rolls down and staring at me is a young blue-haired girl with pigtails, maybe about 9 years old, eyeing me up suspiciously. She calls out in a slightly hushed voice:

-"Hey... Hey buddy. You want some classic rock cd's? I've got a ton in the back."

I was told never to speak to little girls I didn't know, but the offer was so enticing I foolishly replied

"R-really? D-do you have The Beatles? O-or maybe Bob Seger?"

She chuckled darkly, "Oh yeah, I've got everything. The Who, Floyd, Tom Petty, you name it. But you'll have to hop in the back here if you want me to give them to you."

I knew I should have ran, but part of me was too scared of what she might do if I said no, as I walked to the back I could swear I saw her licking her lips out of the corner of my eye.

As I reached for the handle the doors suddenly flung open and about five lolis reached out and grabbed me.

I screamed as loud as I could, but one of them gagged me with her panties and they pulled me in with their mighty loli strength.

They pinned me down, as I struggled I heard one of them say "Sit on the bitch's face, Sanae. Shut him the fuck up".

Suddenly my vision was then completely obscured and my screams muffled by pink softness, with what looked like a cartoon bear's face on the back.

As tears rolled down my cheeks they laughed at my pointless struggle. It was at that point I realized there really was no rock.

870 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8729 18:37

Jerking off punks for $15 a man under the Queensboro Bridge

871 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8729 19:42

So I saw this muzzie kid in our fine upscale suburb. Small cranium, big buck teeth, mouth breathing, starter beard and vacant expression.

Clearly, his mom was a goat.

872 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8730 03:27

If you don't have a sewing kit, a stapler will do the job.

873 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8730 07:55

I always wear my shoes right to the bone, I won't buy a new pair till my socks are right in the puddles. One time I tried to fix the sole back on a pair I had with staples and safety pins, but it just meant walking around for a while with falling-apart shoes with twisted metal spikes all around the outside

874 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8732 07:16

Welcome to pepperoni dick school, ladies.

875 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8732 18:11

cute and FAT!

876 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8732 19:46

It all came through. Thank God.

877 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8733 00:30

Deathh metal is pretty good

878 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8733 03:27

Frankly, what two consenting adults do outside the privacy of their own home is not something I'm gonna wander out to look at.

879 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8733 22:12

And if you don't have a stapler, a Hispanic immigrant will do the job.

880 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8734 08:12

I know what this is!!!!

881 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8735 16:28

That perectly describes cosplayer LUU

883 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8736 08:06

>>880 Took you long enough!!!!

884 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8736 09:59


885 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8737 08:08

no way, how did it get this late?

886 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8738 20:44

Cinque Benis

887 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8739 02:13

>>886 now I'm pretty sure I know you, that was my display name on Steam for a few months but people kept asking me to explain the joke so I changed it

888 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8739 03:03

I've never seen anyone on Steam with that name. I just thought of that post on the toilet today.

889 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8739 04:11

I don't get it.

890 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8739 04:40

This new internet browser is great! goddamn I'm such a nerd.

891 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8739 11:12

the more time passes the more I forget all the annoying things about my ex and the more I miss her

892 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8739 12:26

>>891 It's a common tale but true

893 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8739 14:42

here's hoping my ex forgets all the annoying things about me lol

894 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8739 16:46


For stupid "I wish it were for nerd cred but no it is just stupid" reasons, I am using 'w3m' at the moment. The AA works, but the CAPTCHA is a bitch and a half.

895 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8739 19:38

Damn, you're right. The banner gif works though (albeit not animated). I'm guessing it's due to a lack of JS.

896 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8739 23:19

I've done that with charon recently by emulating the whole Inferno subsystem, most of DQN works except the emergency mittens and CSS.

897 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8739 23:57

It's possible to browse DQN via elinks, which has no image support. The SJIS doesn't work unless you have your terminal set up for proportional-width font, changing CSS doesn't work (the default renders fine, however), the only really hard part is CAPTCHA. When I have to post that way, I have to download the image and view it in something like aview. I have to zoom in pretty far to fully get each letter.

898 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8740 05:18

>This boy was used as a human shield and survived

That's not remarkable at all. In fact, that's to be expected of a human shield. People don't use human shields as actual shields to block bullets. They use them to not get shot at in the first place.

899 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8741 16:37

there is no higher archy here, this one's been the highest for a while now

900 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8742 16:59

it just seems like everything grows colder with each passing day, I don't think >>891 is applicable always.
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