seriously
What is that? Bitumen?
macOS is doing weird shit to my PID 0 what the fuck do i do
also getting rid of the shitty mbp is no solution please provide further assistance.
cute little bitchy blonde girl leaning on my arm
...why did I go to imageboard again...
going to have fun in a week
will it be worth the trouble though?
i don't know what i'll do with my life once the trip is over
very scary thoughts
Hey Luigi, touch my porcine body! Jump in my pig-pouch!
I want to force a cute chick into an unremoveable suit of armour and grope molest at the cold, hard steel plate where she can't feel anything
verification:gage
I haven't been here in a while
I think autists (in its original definition) should be executed. I just feel like I'm just constantly throwing words at them until they get it, Jesus Christ.
There is fun in making people mad.
I act like the shit when I get here
I shit here
I don't care about super hero shit. Don't ask me about that.
I just sneezed the means of production
Well paid and tied to a rack.
>>915
Why do that when you can just order her to jump into a dumpster while you clear the area?
If I dated and married a supermodel with huge tits, I would honestly not know what to do with myself.
Oh, there's two Part 24s of this thread.
I sure am glad that I don't have to look at ugly haircut man ever again.
Does anybody else who remembered Dokyun from it's golden era ever occasionally come back here to total disappointment? Surely it's not just me? R.I.P.
>>929
Yes and no...I don't think there was ever a really definitive golden era. It's more like a long history punctuated by high and low points. And I'm sure people would disagree on what were the best/worst threads.
Highlights for me off the top of my head are the original grandpa threads, the DQN rules thread, All Alone For Christmas (as usual), Pax Tsukuru, Title, September 5000 celebration, the THREAD, DQN Sandwich, Daddy Cool kidnapping incident, all the Yoshinoya Rant Parodies, the question thread, DQN short novel, that murder mystery thread with the Ministers, the demanding thread, the grinding noises/control tower story, the choose your own adventure thread.
Note that these are all spread out chronologically, and have always surrounded by plenty of shitposts, so it's hard to pin down a golden era. Maybe if somebody charted out all the best threads to make a definitive timeline of DQN, we could figure out when DQN was at its best. But dwelling too much on past nostalgia is sad, better to look to the future and post more new content.
DQN has definitely changed a lot in the past decade. Probably because we're all getting older, and a lot of older posters have left and new ones have trickled in. But DQN still manages to deliver QUALITY now and then, like the recent PUNCTUAL GOMEZ or . Even these "contentless" threads still have some QUALITY moments now and then.
I still have hope for DQN and look forward to seeing what new stupid shit we can come up with in the future. If you miss the "golden age" then you should make more threads/posts like the ones you miss!
>>930
Oops, meant to say "PUNCTUAL GOMEZ or [some other recent thing]" but I couldn't think of anything immediately. I swear there's still good stuff on DQN now and then though.
>>930
I've different always seen it as different eras depending on the prevalence of thread types on the main page. There was the "ITT we are" era, character thread era, "previous poster is" era, CYOA era, etc. All throughout there was peppering of interesting long lived threads like the novel thread and the nomics thread which were like nuggets of gold.
We're kind of in the "Post things from other places" era now with the most active threads being composed of:
Magyar Magyar Magyar
I miss more original content character thread stories, but I don't mind the "posting things from other places" threads. However, what was good about those was the content was ＊ＤＱＮ ＱＵＡＬＩＴＹ＊; for instance, it felt like the wikipedia thread and the youtube thread, each post was a fragment of a property of what DQN "meant"... windows into esoteric interests related to that common thread that ties us to this board, whatever that is. Today it more often just feels like more "internet-random-lol" content I'd expect to see at SAoVQ. The Beyond DQN one is interesting when it's strange quotes from obscure dead message boards, but it's very boring when used as a soapbox to relay petty meatspace political opinions.
Am I wrong in guessing this is old users leaving and new users arriving with less awareness of their new surroundings? It reminds me of a September but I can't remember which one
>>932 The scavenger hunt thread has had 2 posts in 1100 days, I don't call that active!
Yoshinoya variations are my favourite I think. Maybe I'll get it tattooed, what do you think >>934?
>>934 You'll probably regret it, and you'll taint your sumptuous youthful flesh, but it's your body, do what you want
>>934 we've had this discussion before, right about now is when the one guy who keeps posting that shit in the comments thread comes in and accuses everyone who misses the days when the comments thread was a fount of unique esotericism and not just stuff your grandpa posted in a daily mail comments section of being "triggered libtards" or whatever.
I never expected to hear my mother say the words "dank meme stash," but here we are.
It feels weird to me that grinding noises was long enough ago to wax nostalgic about, but it's been 1,886 days since the OP of the first thread. 579 days since the final update. You'd think October would have arrived by now.
While we're being uncharacteristically meta, might I just say it's been a pleasure to speak with you all this past 10-13 years (I don't quite remember how long I've been here), however many or few you are, and however long you have been here. Except that one guy or recent year(s) who has to inject "anti-liberal" political views into everything.
Yeah I'm tossing and turning. Tossing salads and turning into a girl.
WHO IS NECKLACE WOMAN????
You clean it up
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Every once in a while I'll browse the other boards and wonder where all these people who aren't really part of the DQN/VIP/textboard internet culture come from then post about it here.
Can I wear a motorcycle jacket if I'm not a motorcycle?
>>946
/tv/ is baffling to me. Why Tom Hiddleston? Why here? Was there a group of TH fans that migrated to 4-ch, or was there a pre-existing /tv/ community that happened to become obsessed with him?
>>948
People asking relationship advice is the thing that confuses me most. Who goes to a mostly-dead board to ask these things to a base of 4 or 5 people? Is it people fucking around?
>>948
That can't have been the handful of tumblr users that came here last year, can it?
It'll be alri
Should have put it lower down
Sometimes I fantasize about stretching your arms out and running around in a public space like some lunatic...
yeah, an exercise buddy to help me with my streches would be pretty nice
>>949
Thank you for reminding me to update DQN-kun's Advice Column (only 2 years late)
Currently writing a type-safe Lua generator for pico-8 games. Even for a small API, there's a lot of fairly tedious work to do!
i love only text and image baords!
GO AWAY BEARS ! ⁽⁽◝(´•௰• )◜⁾⁾ ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
Somebody posted a copypasta-ish thing about Zootopia here a while back, and I recently watched Zootopia for the first time on an airplane and want to re-read the copypasta....anybody have it?
Please try to remember that most people who watched Zootopia appreciated it for its nuance and artistry and not because of wiener reasons.
Zootopia was kind of dumb, even from a leftist pov.
-No, brother! They're expecting one of us in the wreckage?
-Did we start the fire?
-We didn't start the fire/It was always burning/Since the world's been turning
How mukbang works in North Korea
I don't want to eat this extravagant meal anymore. I just want an In N Out burger.
That's it, I'm making a 2000 word essay about how much Zootopia sucks that also touches on the theory that previous to the events of zootopia, the systematic extermination of all human beings had to take place beforehand.
>>970 Hurry up then! People should just do things instead of saying things they're going to do
500,000 of my closest friends are here. Introduce yourself!
Oven
>>970
That reminds me, I so desperately want there to be a hidden dark side to Kemono Friends but realistically I don't think that's ever gonna happen.
>>974
isn't a little dark already? though I suppose it could've been much worse.
I hope the new friends game is good when it comes out.I'd like to see how the lore pans out.
>>975
I suppose it is a little dark how Friends lose their memory when eaten (absorbed?) by Ceruleans. I almost cried with Serval when she struggled with her lost memories of Mirai. But at least it seems they never really die, just reincarnate, so not that dark. Definitely less dark than the real animal world where animals eat each other and stay dead.
I had been hoping that Japari Park was really in a post-apocalyptic world where Kaban was the only remaining human, but it seems pretty likely now that humans are still around, they just had to evacuate the island because of the Ceruleans.
If you haven't already, try the fanmade episode 12.99. Really feels like another normal episode.
>>977 I think when they get eaten they're converted back into whatever animal they were before. I don't think they actually lose their memories, but their animal brains can't handle complex memories involving things like speech and written language. Whatever doesn't fit back in their animal brain just gets kind of shaved off. So when Kaban got eaten she didn't lose her memories because she changed from a human Friend to a regular human, she didn't have to shave anything off because her brain didn't get downgraded. And when Serval saw Mirai she knew her voice, which animals are good at remembering (think of your dog coming when you and only you call for it) but nothing else about her. Serval probably got eaten in the initial Cerulean outbreak and turned back into a normal serval, but then was turned back into a Friend for a second time.
Raid ant & roach killer just shuts those fuckers down like throwing a switch.
I wonder if paizuri is different with a Keijo champion.
Celebrating 20 years of Princess Diana being dead
>>981
I'm not sure how different it would be. After all, breasts contain no muscles, so it's not like her titties would be directly "stronger". Although, I suppose that Keijo would accustom the athlete to making motions which have the main intention of moving her breasts. So, I suppose that playing Keijo could make one better at paizuri. But what if her strategy revolved more around her butt.
Buzzwords that moralshits use to shame, delegitimize and restrict your sexuality:
"gawk"
"ogle"
"perverted"
"dirty"
"smutty"
"naughty"
"adult"
>>984
Anal sex might be an option with a Keijo champion. I suppose it could be hotter by clenching her cheeks around your dick.
The new Android emoji look like shit. I like my lumps.
diarrhea poo emoji
my git repo got fucked up because the battery cut out just as i was doing a git pull because i put the wrong plug in the wall by mistake
it was a full 5 seconds of dread until i realized i could just clone again
>>987
The bent lumps were even better but everyone is copying Apple style emoji
:rice:
Airport security is a ratchet that will never ever get more permissive.
I refuse to tip the valet. Fuck you it's a weeknight and there are 2 other groups at the restaurant, your services aren't needed.
I agree. Tipping culture is harmful to civilized society
>>993
Mostly true, although at least a number of airports have stopped the annoying "take laptops out of bags" and "remove your shoes" requirements.
"You have exceeded your daily post limit"
wow
4-ch has a post limit?
Better fuck it out now