[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#24] (999)

901 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8742 17:00

i didn't mean to sage, i always want to BUMP

902 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8742 17:00


903 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8742 21:56

What is that? Bitumen?

904 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8742 22:30

macOS is doing weird shit to my PID 0 what the fuck do i do
also getting rid of the shitty mbp is no solution please provide further assistance.

905 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8743 04:41

cute little bitchy blonde girl leaning on my arm

906 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8743 14:49

...why did I go to imageboard again...

907 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8743 18:01

It's the external monitor goddamn macs suck ass.

908 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8743 20:24

I'm a freelance artist and I'd never waste money on a Mac. Fuck 'em.

909 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8743 21:41

TPA doesn't mean Toilet Paper Avengers? Damn.

910 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8744 01:24

>>905 forgot to mention: busty

911 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8744 03:20

You wanted to get a new load of that sweet trap ass?

912 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8744 08:43

going to have fun in a week
will it be worth the trouble though?
i don't know what i'll do with my life once the trip is over
very scary thoughts

913 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8744 15:47

holy shit google disconnect speeds up webpage loading

914 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8744 19:12

Hey Luigi, touch my porcine body! Jump in my pig-pouch!

915 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8745 07:41

I want to force a cute chick into an unremoveable suit of armour and grope molest at the cold, hard steel plate where she can't feel anything

916 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8745 08:00

I haven't been here in a while

917 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8745 08:56

I think autists (in its original definition) should be executed. I just feel like I'm just constantly throwing words at them until they get it, Jesus Christ.

918 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8745 09:16

There is fun in making people mad.

919 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8745 11:31

>>917 Who invited this plum?

920 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8745 21:28

I act like the shit when I get here

921 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8746 01:55

I shit here

922 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8746 02:38

I don't care about super hero shit. Don't ask me about that.

923 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8746 05:06

I just sneezed the means of production

924 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8746 14:53

Well paid and tied to a rack.

925 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8746 18:41

Why do that when you can just order her to jump into a dumpster while you clear the area?

926 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8747 08:12

If I dated and married a supermodel with huge tits, I would honestly not know what to do with myself.

927 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8747 14:56

Oh, there's two Part 24s of this thread.

928 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8747 14:59

I sure am glad that I don't have to look at ugly haircut man ever again.

929 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8748 00:14

Does anybody else who remembered Dokyun from it's golden era ever occasionally come back here to total disappointment? Surely it's not just me? R.I.P.

930 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-8748 02:30

Yes and no...I don't think there was ever a really definitive golden era. It's more like a long history punctuated by high and low points. And I'm sure people would disagree on what were the best/worst threads.

Highlights for me off the top of my head are the original grandpa threads, the DQN rules thread, All Alone For Christmas (as usual), Pax Tsukuru, Title, September 5000 celebration, the THREAD, DQN Sandwich, Daddy Cool kidnapping incident, all the Yoshinoya Rant Parodies, the question thread, DQN short novel, that murder mystery thread with the Ministers, the demanding thread, the grinding noises/control tower story, the choose your own adventure thread.

Note that these are all spread out chronologically, and have always surrounded by plenty of shitposts, so it's hard to pin down a golden era. Maybe if somebody charted out all the best threads to make a definitive timeline of DQN, we could figure out when DQN was at its best. But dwelling too much on past nostalgia is sad, better to look to the future and post more new content.

DQN has definitely changed a lot in the past decade. Probably because we're all getting older, and a lot of older posters have left and new ones have trickled in. But DQN still manages to deliver QUALITY now and then, like the recent PUNCTUAL GOMEZ or . Even these "contentless" threads still have some QUALITY moments now and then.

I still have hope for DQN and look forward to seeing what new stupid shit we can come up with in the future. If you miss the "golden age" then you should make more threads/posts like the ones you miss!

931 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8748 02:32

Oops, meant to say "PUNCTUAL GOMEZ or [some other recent thing]" but I couldn't think of anything immediately. I swear there's still good stuff on DQN now and then though.

932 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8748 03:10

I've different always seen it as different eras depending on the prevalence of thread types on the main page. There was the "ITT we are" era, character thread era, "previous poster is" era, CYOA era, etc. All throughout there was peppering of interesting long lived threads like the novel thread and the nomics thread which were like nuggets of gold.

We're kind of in the "Post things from other places" era now with the most active threads being composed of:

  1. CTRL-V
  2. Beyond DQN
  3. Youtube links
  4. Last Google Search
  5. Scavenger hunt
  6. Wikipedia thread
  7. Torrent sharing

933 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8748 08:52

Magyar Magyar Magyar

934 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8748 09:03

I miss more original content character thread stories, but I don't mind the "posting things from other places" threads. However, what was good about those was the content was –‚c‚p‚m@‚p‚t‚`‚k‚h‚s‚x–; for instance, it felt like the wikipedia thread and the youtube thread, each post was a fragment of a property of what DQN "meant"... windows into esoteric interests related to that common thread that ties us to this board, whatever that is. Today it more often just feels like more "internet-random-lol" content I'd expect to see at SAoVQ. The Beyond DQN one is interesting when it's strange quotes from obscure dead message boards, but it's very boring when used as a soapbox to relay petty meatspace political opinions.

Am I wrong in guessing this is old users leaving and new users arriving with less awareness of their new surroundings? It reminds me of a September but I can't remember which one

>>932 The scavenger hunt thread has had 2 posts in 1100 days, I don't call that active!

Yoshinoya variations are my favourite I think. Maybe I'll get it tattooed, what do you think >>934?

935 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8748 09:05

>>934 You'll probably regret it, and you'll taint your sumptuous youthful flesh, but it's your body, do what you want

936 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8748 09:05

Grinding noises is still my favorite.

937 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8748 10:52

>>934 we've had this discussion before, right about now is when the one guy who keeps posting that shit in the comments thread comes in and accuses everyone who misses the days when the comments thread was a fount of unique esotericism and not just stuff your grandpa posted in a daily mail comments section of being "triggered libtards" or whatever.

938 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8748 10:57

I never expected to hear my mother say the words "dank meme stash," but here we are.

939 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8748 11:13

It feels weird to me that grinding noises was long enough ago to wax nostalgic about, but it's been 1,886 days since the OP of the first thread. 579 days since the final update. You'd think October would have arrived by now.

940 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8748 13:05

While we're being uncharacteristically meta, might I just say it's been a pleasure to speak with you all this past 10-13 years (I don't quite remember how long I've been here), however many or few you are, and however long you have been here. Except that one guy or recent year(s) who has to inject "anti-liberal" political views into everything.

941 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8748 17:24

Yeah I'm tossing and turning. Tossing salads and turning into a girl.

942 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8748 17:58


943 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8750 17:04

You clean it up

944 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8750 17:40

fuck it

945 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8750 18:15

Finished my day's work in two hours. Now I have to find some way to look busy for the rest of the day.

946 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8750 19:54

Every once in a while I'll browse the other boards and wonder where all these people who aren't really part of the DQN/VIP/textboard internet culture come from then post about it here.

947 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8750 21:01

Can I wear a motorcycle jacket if I'm not a motorcycle?

948 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8750 21:03

/tv/ is baffling to me. Why Tom Hiddleston? Why here? Was there a group of TH fans that migrated to 4-ch, or was there a pre-existing /tv/ community that happened to become obsessed with him?

949 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8750 23:54

People asking relationship advice is the thing that confuses me most. Who goes to a mostly-dead board to ask these things to a base of 4 or 5 people? Is it people fucking around?

950 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8751 00:39

That can't have been the handful of tumblr users that came here last year, can it?

951 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8751 00:42

No, those threads go all the way back to 2013

952 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8751 04:29

It'll be alri

953 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8751 13:28

I don't know why they exist but I'm glad they do

954 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8751 17:57

You got the second one wrong

955 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8751 19:58

Should have put it lower down

956 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8751 20:29

Sometimes I fantasize about stretching your arms out and running around in a public space like some lunatic...

957 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8752 01:25

yeah, an exercise buddy to help me with my streches would be pretty nice

958 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8752 05:30

Thank you for reminding me to update DQN-kun's Advice Column (only 2 years late)

959 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8752 19:03

Currently writing a type-safe Lua generator for pico-8 games. Even for a small API, there's a lot of fairly tedious work to do!

960 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8752 22:53

i love only text and image baords!

961 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8753 03:07

GO AWAY BEARS ! ⁽⁽◝(L•௰• )◜⁾⁾ ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

962 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8753 11:43

Somebody posted a copypasta-ish thing about Zootopia here a while back, and I recently watched Zootopia for the first time on an airplane and want to re-read the copypasta....anybody have it?

963 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8753 12:25

Please try to remember that most people who watched Zootopia appreciated it for its nuance and artistry and not because of wiener reasons.

964 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8753 13:40

Zootopia was kind of dumb, even from a leftist pov.

965 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8753 17:49

-No, brother! They're expecting one of us in the wreckage?
-Did we start the fire?
-We didn't start the fire/It was always burning/Since the world's been turning

966 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8753 19:14

"wiener reasons"


967 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8753 23:43

How mukbang works in North Korea

968 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8754 12:32

But the villain was Hillary.

969 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8756 06:10

I don't want to eat this extravagant meal anymore. I just want an In N Out burger.

970 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8756 14:51

That's it, I'm making a 2000 word essay about how much Zootopia sucks that also touches on the theory that previous to the events of zootopia, the systematic extermination of all human beings had to take place beforehand.

971 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8756 18:30

>>970 Hurry up then! People should just do things instead of saying things they're going to do

972 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8756 20:13

500,000 of my closest friends are here. Introduce yourself!

973 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8756 23:03


974 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8757 05:31

That reminds me, I so desperately want there to be a hidden dark side to Kemono Friends but realistically I don't think that's ever gonna happen.

975 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8757 08:38

isn't a little dark already? though I suppose it could've been much worse.

976 Name: sage : 1993-09-8757 10:02

I hope the new friends game is good when it comes out.I'd like to see how the lore pans out.

977 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8757 12:28

I suppose it is a little dark how Friends lose their memory when eaten (absorbed?) by Ceruleans. I almost cried with Serval when she struggled with her lost memories of Mirai. But at least it seems they never really die, just reincarnate, so not that dark. Definitely less dark than the real animal world where animals eat each other and stay dead.

I had been hoping that Japari Park was really in a post-apocalyptic world where Kaban was the only remaining human, but it seems pretty likely now that humans are still around, they just had to evacuate the island because of the Ceruleans.

978 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8757 12:59

If you haven't already, try the fanmade episode 12.99. Really feels like another normal episode.

979 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8757 14:18

>>977 I think when they get eaten they're converted back into whatever animal they were before. I don't think they actually lose their memories, but their animal brains can't handle complex memories involving things like speech and written language. Whatever doesn't fit back in their animal brain just gets kind of shaved off. So when Kaban got eaten she didn't lose her memories because she changed from a human Friend to a regular human, she didn't have to shave anything off because her brain didn't get downgraded. And when Serval saw Mirai she knew her voice, which animals are good at remembering (think of your dog coming when you and only you call for it) but nothing else about her. Serval probably got eaten in the initial Cerulean outbreak and turned back into a normal serval, but then was turned back into a Friend for a second time.

980 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8757 15:25

Raid ant & roach killer just shuts those fuckers down like throwing a switch.

981 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8757 17:59

I wonder if paizuri is different with a Keijo champion.

982 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8758 06:33

Celebrating 20 years of Princess Diana being dead

983 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8758 09:06

You mean 7297 days, right?

984 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8758 14:26

I'm not sure how different it would be. After all, breasts contain no muscles, so it's not like her titties would be directly "stronger". Although, I suppose that Keijo would accustom the athlete to making motions which have the main intention of moving her breasts. So, I suppose that playing Keijo could make one better at paizuri. But what if her strategy revolved more around her butt.

985 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8758 14:28

Buzzwords that moralshits use to shame, delegitimize and restrict your sexuality:








986 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8758 15:44

Anal sex might be an option with a Keijo champion. I suppose it could be hotter by clenching her cheeks around your dick.

987 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8758 16:12

The new Android emoji look like shit. I like my lumps.

988 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8758 16:39

diarrhea poo emoji

989 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8758 18:02

my git repo got fucked up because the battery cut out just as i was doing a git pull because i put the wrong plug in the wall by mistake

it was a full 5 seconds of dread until i realized i could just clone again

990 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8758 18:19

The bent lumps were even better but everyone is copying Apple style emoji

991 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8758 20:02

Luckily for you nobody will actually ever get android 8.0 thanks to google's amazing update strategy

992 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8759 02:19


993 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8759 09:56

Airport security is a ratchet that will never ever get more permissive.

994 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8759 20:10

I refuse to tip the valet. Fuck you it's a weeknight and there are 2 other groups at the restaurant, your services aren't needed.

995 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8759 20:14

I agree. Tipping culture is harmful to civilized society

996 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8759 22:41

Mostly true, although at least a number of airports have stopped the annoying "take laptops out of bags" and "remove your shoes" requirements.

997 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8760 01:18

"You have exceeded your daily post limit"


998 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8760 01:44

4-ch has a post limit?

999 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8760 03:23

Better fuck it out now

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