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701 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8678 16:20

Rory Mercury with Sailor Mercury costume and Sailor Mercury with Rory Mercury costume.

702 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8678 17:13

Google is the Kraft foods of the tech world

703 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8678 18:06

DIGGA BORUTO
FAIYABARU
REVITEISHON
GABU FUREIYA
ASUTORA BAIN
DORAGON SUREBU
RAGUNA BUREDO
GIGA SUREBU

704 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8679 01:14

Milder~ Jalapeno

705 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8679 01:36

We're gonna play, Sleeve

706 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8679 08:21

finally able to put some logic to it in my head

so in Japanese every noun is a mass noun until quantified with a counter word
In English:
Take "water", youu can't quantify it with just a numeral by itself, a counter word [liter,bucket,crapton] is needed to turn it from a mass noun into a count noun, except in some special cases like ordering a drink(we'll take two waters, please) where the counter word is still implied but not directly stated. Grammatically you could have an arbitrary number of craptons of water even if most people wouldn't phrase it like that.

So:
ƒ„ƒM - a goat, the goat, some goats, goats in general
ƒ„ƒMˆκ•C - one item of goat

707 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8679 08:27

also according to google the phrase "arbitrary number of craptons" has not been written on the internet until now

708 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8679 12:08

We push the boundaries of language here

709 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8679 12:40

>>707 Your friendly milk definitely countermanded my trousers there! Nicely done!

710 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8680 07:35

I can't believe I got psyopsed by the girl at the Wendy's drive thru a second time.

711 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8680 12:14

tfw reading a reddit thread about the most fucked up things parents have done as punishment and remembering like 20% of them have in fact happened to you

712 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8681 01:01

I might be a loser, but at least I'm a loser with hopes and aspirations!

713 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8681 01:02

YOU MUST LISTEN TO THE STAMPING OF MY LITTLE TINY FEET!!!!

714 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8681 01:03

Boopbooboodoopoo doopudoopudoodoo

715 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8681 03:16

exploding candlelight.
exploding candlelight.

716 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8681 12:51

space grindpop

717 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8681 13:44

flashback to when I was drinking with some friends in college, and somebody suggested playing 'never have I ever.'
Ditzy girl: Ooh, ooh, you know, in my acapella group we decided 'never have I ever' is too negative so we play 'never have I always. We should play that.'
Me: Wait, so you've never...always done something? That applies to most things.
Ditzy girl: Nooo!!! I guess it should just be called "I have always."
Me: Ah, I see. Like "I have always loved pizza."?
Ditzy girl: Uh... actually just more like you say something you have done before...
Me: Oh, I see. Shouldn't it just be called "I have" then?
Ditzy girl: Oh my god you're right! Let's play "I have!!"

718 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8681 15:39

Never have I ever played "I have".

719 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8681 19:20

I have... never played Never have I ever.

720 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8682 08:44

have i ever this is really confusing

721 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8683 04:10

What really irks me about reddit is that they actively discourage original content. You can get banned if over 10% of your posts are your own stuff. Shouldn't it be the other way around?

So what ends up getting upvoted is usually a repost of a repost of a suboptimal copy of somebody else's content, often without giving them credit, like a shitty gif of an uncredited youtube video.

722 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8683 15:06

>>721
The whole point is that it's an aggregator. You're supposed to find the best parts of the internet and bring them to reddit for free.

723 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8683 21:04

>>722
But aggregation is only a part of it, though. It's a discussion site with topical communities, interests, fetishes, whatever. Take some game for example, shouldn't be topics "look at this piece of shit I have created" be fine or are you supposed to snoop around top viewed youtube/popular streams and make gifs of that gameplay? It's just as stupid as those imgur "dumps" of regurgitated unfunny memes that somehow are always upvoted to the front page. Who does that?!

724 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8683 23:06

>>723
I finally mustered the willpower to stay the hell away from that site for any purpose except bandwidth leeching when I realized just how many of its users have to be latent/closet scat fetishists for certain content to be reaching the front page on a regular basis.

725 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8684 00:12

>>724
I only open it when I'm looking for tips and tricks for some game and google links something relevant.

726 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8684 00:45

>>725
I realize now I wasn't necessarily clear that I was talking about imgur.

Reddit is a different situation and your use of it is pretty much exactly like how I came by my more esoteric gaming knowledge in times past.

As to why longer-form (but, alas, not longer-ongoing) discussions have centralized there, I think there is an economics of effort sort of thing in play, where forum starters could take more effort to host and maintain one on their own dime, and posters could take more effort to sign up for yet another account and get a feel for "community" first, and lurkers could take more effort to read the less popularly selected posts, but it is expedient in each case to just have someone else do that shit.

I do get that it may have been intended as a half-serious "hot pockets" kind of joke, but >>722 is correct as to what the site is "supposed" to be. The masses, however, much prefer to use it in convenient ways, and they clash with the admins all the damn time over such issues (proCSS, AMAgeddon, votes used as popularity ratings and not "this did/didn't contribute").

727 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8684 06:08

I'd be a lot more comfortable without all this hair

728 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8684 06:10

I'd be a lot warmer and a lot happier with a belly full of speed

729 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8684 17:46

Nvidia Geoforce

730 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8685 03:27

r/9front

731 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8685 07:33

I could really go for some Q3A right now.

732 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8685 16:34

Hey burdi

733 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8685 22:50

I cannot fap in this cold.

734 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8685 23:52

By 2030, marijuana will have joined hamburgers and guns as a thing stereotypically associated with the United States.

735 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8686 00:39

Hopefully I'm dead by then.

736 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8686 01:41

I hope so too

737 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8686 01:42

( E-E) I mean to say, I also hope you're dead by then.

738 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8686 02:55

rebuild of batman: you can (not) bring friends

739 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8686 07:28

I like hentai also I have a spanking fetish

740 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8686 11:54

I should update my Windows. It's been 3 years since the last time.

741 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8686 12:49

>>734 ???

742 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8686 17:05

Stoner culture is already heavily associated with the US so we might as well die already.

743 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8686 19:54

>>740
It's as if a thousand botnets cried out at once and were suddenly silenced.

Seriously, update it yesterday

744 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8686 22:54

>>742
Working on it.

745 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8687 01:25

>>734
Uh, it's pretty much already is. It's either SICK DUTCH FUCKS or Americans.

746 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8687 17:04

When I think of the ganja, I do not think of the USA

747 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8687 18:38

Stinkin' donkey!

748 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8688 16:57

Super Mario: The Minish Cap

749 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8690 07:51

I lost tupac.html please help me

750 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8691 02:55

Ain't no hoe inside my DNA.

751 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8691 03:59

Weenie peepee

752 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8691 10:55

Bra/Bikini design based upon 👓

753 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8691 17:28

You're the gay faggot of Andrew Daly

754 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8691 21:12

I can't think of a way to finish the phrase "Single munch ______"

755 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8692 09:45

>>754 A single-munch Sally is a girl who comes quickly and easily in your mouth. Comparable to a two-stroke Terry

756 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8692 13:44

The only thing I know for real THERE WILL BE BLOOD
...
...
...
SHED!

757 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8692 18:59

why was my volume so loud

758 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8693 20:53

indeded for te monae

759 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8693 22:09

knowing things are only going to get worse

760 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8694 07:32

fulfilling a self-fulfilling prophecy

761 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8694 20:11

Scrudle

762 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8694 23:33

I was on the fence about it but now I'm fairly sure the future is doomed.

763 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8695 00:43

Spike Lee's not a good movie

764 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8696 01:39

Is Spike Lee a movie?

765 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8696 11:59

HODL DOGECOIN

766 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8696 12:16

>>763,764
Gave me a painful flashback to college when I awkwardly tried to make a joke like "something something black people, it's like a Spike Jonze movie" and as soon as I said it I regretted it because it came across as racist and I realized I had mixed up Spike Jonze with Spike Lee. (Although I couldn't remember Spike Lee's name at the time.) The people I was talking to just gave me a confused and disappointed look like "I have no idea what you're talking about but that sounds vaguely racist." Embarrassing moments really burn themselves into your brain.

767 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8696 14:22

Are embarrassing moments etched permanently on your mind a useful tool for emotional self-flagellation?

768 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8696 17:52

>>767 No, but personally it's a reason for physical self-flagellation. "Why did I do that thing 15 years ago, I'd better go home and headbutt lightbulbs"

769 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8696 19:10

>>763
Spike Lee's Do the Right Thing and Start a Race Riot

770 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8696 19:12

>>767
It fires off the flight-or-fight response, which is very strong, but it's socially impossible to do any fighting or flying when embarrassed, so the emotional response just has to simmer there until it dies down. I'd guess humans are not quite well-equipped to deal with it.

(Waiting for the "Speak for yourself, not everyone gets embarrassed so easily!" guy, but I have to say I don't really get embarrassed either, but I do have basic empathy).

771 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8696 20:55

I've started fucking about with pico-8 and have given myself until Monday morning to make a giftable game with it

772 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8697 04:09

YOU CAIN'T STAP ME NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
>>771
Good job dude. The pico-8 is closed source but I have found myself liking what people make with it.

773 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8697 12:36

Vipper - you'll coward dont even smoke quality

774 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8697 17:51

>>772
I'm a closet FOSStard but the whole thing looked So Frickin' Easy and I'm unaware of any libre equivalent. Obviously after seeing the cartridge format is plain text, ideas of an open source implementation started whirling around my head. Perhaps a compiler to NES is possible.
Windows support is a plus too, as I managed to get a good chunk of work on it over lunch time!

775 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8697 22:43

Elaine Benis

776 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8699 01:31

Got the gamepad working. Easier than I thought it'd be.

777 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8699 03:12

It's called the Naked Killer, not the Gay Kid Killer

778 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8700 12:49

Xorg should have died with flash video.
Thank god wayland isn't really taking off since it's significantly worse.

779 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8700 14:42

I feel like this year has been unbearably long.

780 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8700 16:46

Kill all Xorg!

781 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8700 19:47

Hold on baby it's the DQN

782 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8701 02:19

hold my beard

783 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8701 02:58

What goes through the mind of someone who does all their homework assignments on upside-down paper? Are they being rebellious? Are they from a foreign land, unaccustomed to our paper? Do they know something the rest of us don't?

784 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8701 07:47

What is upside-down paper?

785 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8701 08:15

it's like regular paper but wrong side up

786 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8701 10:09

my friend EBIN :----DDDDDD was a nazi

787 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8701 15:27

>>784
There's a big blank space at the top of the paper for your name and the title, if you put it at the bottom you summon oni.

788 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8702 05:15

wondering how the pizza delivery guy got here in 1 minute 30 seconds when the store is 8 miles away
then I hear from his car stereo
BEAT OF THE RISING SUN
BEAT OF THE RISING SUN

789 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8702 05:26

that would be a pretty cool story if it actually happened, i wish fun and interesting things happened to me but instead my life is poo

790 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8702 08:46

I spent a while avoiding the dark souls series due to their meme status as "the hardest games ever" but after accidentally trying the spin-off bloodborne and loving the eldritch influences I'm thinking of playing through all of the games

791 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8702 09:32

i think the reason i miss high school even though it was objectively shit is that back then i actually had a couple irl friends that i could sit with at lunch and talk about faggot nerd shit like anime and star trek and video games and not have to pretend i care about hearing about this guys fucking anecdotes about how much he loves his dog for the 1000000000th time, i just want to live with real people and not potatoes

792 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8702 12:06

Tsuki no shita de with the loli!

793 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8702 12:35

yeah sex can be good with the right person but itfs usually not worth all the bullshit that goes on around itc returning from the ocean to the river of your birth, darkening in color, migrating hundreds of miles upstream past dams and waterfalls, dying, returning your exhausted bodyfs nutrients to the river so your young grow healthy and strong

794 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8702 16:18

This thread has adopted the brainfeel of the BEYOND DQN thread

795 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8702 16:45

what is the real reality though?

796 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8702 16:48

I always have ideas for new threads but I don't wanna rock the boat.

797 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8702 16:56

good grief.

798 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8702 18:31

yare yare

799 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8702 18:50

>>796
I think I did a couple of creative ones a couple of years ago. Might have been PREVIOUS POSTER or a NEXT POSTER or a CYOA or carry-on-the-story or some such. It puckered my butthole, but went okay, and I feel like recently we need to liven things up. Go for it.

800 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8703 02:37

"I am not Spock" is, ironically, a rhetorically sound Spock-like statement. Star Trek has always been a bit iffy on what Vulcans consider to be "logic", but even someone with no initiation in philosophy could easily understand that within limited contexts, especially with incomplete definitions of things, something can both be and and not be itself.

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