Captcha is cuck.
Fuck this word, I won't post it into the we input captcha thread.
"Together, we are High...mountain."
Yeah having ready access to Dreamleaf and Foxflower is responsible for their, ah, diction.
Just dropped my netbook and the apparently-flimsy casing keeping the power button assembly in place snapped off. Oops.
Not ripped pants
Pants ripped OFF
"BBC's The Animals of Farthing Wood"
For a moment I thought that said "Farting Wood".
After taking Russian for two years, I have learned its greatest secret: "describe" and "piss on" are the same word.
prived
My new autism beacon
Just figure it out. I did.
Niger
Garnish with a bit of chives. Gaaaahnish with a bituv chiiiiiiiiiiives.
need a good stab in the brain
>>407 I used to get the magazine when I was younger, before I could read but I liked the pictures of the animals
Somewhere between "dicks on the mind" and "being skullfucked".
It's like a constant reset that can't be stopped.
gaynus
dabooru
Having to change my tires really threw a lug wrench into my plans
Paranoia Agent started so promising but ended up really meh.
Fastest bean cut by sword
Softest bean known to man
Fastest bean cut by gun
Automata
the first nier didn't get nearly as much attention, is it because it didn't have BDSM gothlolis?
>>430
It's because you couldn't bounce coins off of Father's ass.
Smash a fash, comrade!
Bomb the com, kamerad!
My prostate hurts a little. Well I think it's my prostate at least
bash the fash sounds like a bad euphemism for something
I haven't posted or visited this month in 6+ months. I like folk-punk now. I learned how to do some basic woodworking. I suspect I have earned your mockery.
I'm happy to see this place hasn't gone the way of that one VIPPER board yet.
>>441
Phew, I thought you were dead! Glad to have you back. Please don't worry us like that.
JINX
not sure if boob or puffy sleeve
>>441 Folk punk and woodwork are fun, nothing to be ashamed of DQN-kun <3
chotto a minute
>>263 I see what you mean about the Endless Eight arc... I did watch them all to see if I could catch any clues to what he had to, and I was more on the edge of my seat the last time she walks out the door, but yeah, could've just skipped them.
peanus butter
My mockery is reserved for people who are attempting not to live a genuine life, >>441. If you represent such interests, and if you come off well, people begin to think of you instead of the poseurs.
Hipsters lack authenticity; that's why they crave it and waffle so much on whether they embrace or reject certain labels, hoarding stuff and ideas that will not save them--these are key narcissistic traits, by the way. So many people want to surrender all autonomy to something greater than themselves, in hopes that (say) a mask or a uniform or blindly following a religion (or lack thereof) can wipe away their bogosity, because in fact going through the motions can, for a limited time. But this is the opposite of what most philosophy has posited we should do, which is to have and/or build character, instead of being a character. As it turns out, almost everyone has some narcissistic traits and this is natural; it is also natural to outgrow such things.
The worst part is that all these ideas can be stated, but they cannot be given; rather, they can only take root. This is why I find it annoying, this ongoing meme that enlightenment comes through the Matrix's "red pill" (i.e. an epiphany) and you're exceptional for seeing the world for what it is; this is actually the original intended definition of "chuunibyou", it's not about pretending you have superpowers and that you're fighting some vast conspiracy and bad at hiding your power level, though it does manifest that way for many 14-year-olds (and it did for me). No, the real-life red pill is the individual; who is constructed over time, and very little of it is from hard, immediate lessons, but rather from constantly tackling what you believe and how you came to believe it. All while not letting your internal chaos distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, who plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.
what
知り合いと話し合えた時に僕だけは「ペニス検査日」を覚えていること気づいた。 小学校の頃に、体育先生が残りの子たちが遊び続くながら一人ずつトイレに連れて行って、ちゃんと成長してて清潔にしているを確かめる為にチンコの皮を剥いて、検査してくれた。 やはり僕だけにあった事じゃないかな。 君らの学校にも「ペニス検査日」がありましたのでしょうか。
no mug of ale for a weary traveler from distant Coorhagen? I can reward you well, for I am of noble blood
Green is basically yellow.
Parlor tricks?????
Only have cheap, pale farm raised salmon? Pour a concentrated saffron solution on the salmon to give it a rich color.
Did I just ahegao
Orange juice
You wake up one too many times, you'll see yourself turn into the baby.
I've found out, you can hide not so good hamburger patties by heavily marinating them, you get good juicy results even with pre-frozen patties, which makes me happy.
Happy anus
gaynus
That feel when you type up a huge post and then decide not to post it after all because the topic at hand is actually kind of shit.
Having two monitors didn't really make me any more productive. But I am more efficient at wasting time. For example, I can watch youtube and write this post at the same time.
In the future you're going to be able to change the song on the radio to whatever song you want.
I like to imagine myself writing posts in response to imaginary replies where I get to show off some weird or obscure trivia that I know and then I imagine I get one or two replies that tell me how interesting that is and thanks for the post etc.
one am in the pm
rape an ape
THE URINE MUST FLOW
life is too short.
D!ZONE
I haven't had a nightmare in a long time
Tzeentch and Chong
>>473
I had one this morning, I found a tiny ladder in a cupboard hidden behind a bookshelf, which triggered the next boss in persona 5. He lived in a lake in my garden and the bulk of the nightmare was that I'd trigger his battle, but instead of an actual boss fight he'd send out all the female confidants and members of the phantom thieves, then I'd only barely beat them in a qwop-style boxing match, then he'd spit out a shit item and sink back into the lake. That repeated several times before I woke up with a headache
Time for bed?
I want a Wikipedia with a more occult bias. Wikipedia is too scientismist.
I'm haunting your ouija board
I had a suicide pact with a girl once, but she didn't keep up her end of the bargain.
presidential cockus
Being scared of a ouija board is foolish.
muh occult
no smoking please: God hates fags
Lisa Simpson baby egg sack
YOU ARE NOT SUITED TO GO
get out of /jp/ari park
10 Reasons "Let's Stop" Articles Need to Die
Top 10 awww I want to go to schools
Polybius vs the Space Mutants
Fucking magnets, how do they work?
Polybius vs. Livy
Put a booger on the neighbor's doorknob
Put a booger on the neighbor's vagina
If pizza was a guy, it would be pizzo, yes?
Leo Hardcock
Did anyone here play a game once, an old game, it's basically Missile Command but you play as North Korea, and you shoot down UN aid helicopters which are dropping food and supplies to your people? If you fire a missile at the sun, it blows up and shows a short news report saying Kim Jong-Il has blown up the sun? I can't seem to find it amidst current real-life events
Shut up your voice is infuriating.