My mockery is reserved for people who are attempting not to live a genuine life, >>441. If you represent such interests, and if you come off well, people begin to think of you instead of the poseurs.
Hipsters lack authenticity; that's why they crave it and waffle so much on whether they embrace or reject certain labels, hoarding stuff and ideas that will not save them--these are key narcissistic traits, by the way. So many people want to surrender all autonomy to something greater than themselves, in hopes that (say) a mask or a uniform or blindly following a religion (or lack thereof) can wipe away their bogosity, because in fact going through the motions can, for a limited time. But this is the opposite of what most philosophy has posited we should do, which is to have and/or build character, instead of being a character. As it turns out, almost everyone has some narcissistic traits and this is natural; it is also natural to outgrow such things.
The worst part is that all these ideas can be stated, but they cannot be given; rather, they can only take root. This is why I find it annoying, this ongoing meme that enlightenment comes through the Matrix's "red pill" (i.e. an epiphany) and you're exceptional for seeing the world for what it is; this is actually the original intended definition of "chuunibyou", it's not about pretending you have superpowers and that you're fighting some vast conspiracy and bad at hiding your power level, though it does manifest that way for many 14-year-olds (and it did for me). No, the real-life red pill is the individual; who is constructed over time, and very little of it is from hard, immediate lessons, but rather from constantly tackling what you believe and how you came to believe it. All while not letting your internal chaos distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, who plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.
what
知り合いと話し合えた時に僕だけは「ペニス検査日」を覚えていること気づいた。 小学校の頃に、体育先生が残りの子たちが遊び続くながら一人ずつトイレに連れて行って、ちゃんと成長してて清潔にしているを確かめる為にチンコの皮を剥いて、検査してくれた。 やはり僕だけにあった事じゃないかな。 君らの学校にも「ペニス検査日」がありましたのでしょうか。
no mug of ale for a weary traveler from distant Coorhagen? I can reward you well, for I am of noble blood
Green is basically yellow.
Parlor tricks?????
Only have cheap, pale farm raised salmon? Pour a concentrated saffron solution on the salmon to give it a rich color.
Did I just ahegao
Orange juice
You wake up one too many times, you'll see yourself turn into the baby.
I've found out, you can hide not so good hamburger patties by heavily marinating them, you get good juicy results even with pre-frozen patties, which makes me happy.
Happy anus
gaynus
That feel when you type up a huge post and then decide not to post it after all because the topic at hand is actually kind of shit.
Having two monitors didn't really make me any more productive. But I am more efficient at wasting time. For example, I can watch youtube and write this post at the same time.
In the future you're going to be able to change the song on the radio to whatever song you want.
I like to imagine myself writing posts in response to imaginary replies where I get to show off some weird or obscure trivia that I know and then I imagine I get one or two replies that tell me how interesting that is and thanks for the post etc.
one am in the pm
rape an ape
THE URINE MUST FLOW
life is too short.
D!ZONE
I haven't had a nightmare in a long time
Tzeentch and Chong
>>473
I had one this morning, I found a tiny ladder in a cupboard hidden behind a bookshelf, which triggered the next boss in persona 5. He lived in a lake in my garden and the bulk of the nightmare was that I'd trigger his battle, but instead of an actual boss fight he'd send out all the female confidants and members of the phantom thieves, then I'd only barely beat them in a qwop-style boxing match, then he'd spit out a shit item and sink back into the lake. That repeated several times before I woke up with a headache
Time for bed?
I want a Wikipedia with a more occult bias. Wikipedia is too scientismist.
I'm haunting your ouija board
I had a suicide pact with a girl once, but she didn't keep up her end of the bargain.
presidential cockus
Being scared of a ouija board is foolish.
muh occult
no smoking please: God hates fags
Lisa Simpson baby egg sack
YOU ARE NOT SUITED TO GO
get out of /jp/ari park
10 Reasons "Let's Stop" Articles Need to Die
Top 10 awww I want to go to schools
Polybius vs the Space Mutants
Fucking magnets, how do they work?
Polybius vs. Livy
Put a booger on the neighbor's doorknob
Put a booger on the neighbor's vagina
If pizza was a guy, it would be pizzo, yes?
Leo Hardcock
Did anyone here play a game once, an old game, it's basically Missile Command but you play as North Korea, and you shoot down UN aid helicopters which are dropping food and supplies to your people? If you fire a missile at the sun, it blows up and shows a short news report saying Kim Jong-Il has blown up the sun? I can't seem to find it amidst current real-life events
Shut up your voice is infuriating.
You fopdoodle!
homogaynized milk
oh no not again
there are no breaks on the work train
ROOTOOTOO ROOTOOTOO ROOOOOTOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Dooooooooopy
So tired of these "muh degenerucy" clowns insinuating that "civilization" will "collapse" without upholding ridiculous standards of morality.
Humans suck. (I'm autistic)
Burger experiments tomorrow.
>>507
Take comfort in knowing that Chicken-Littles were squawking about the impending end of the world a millenium ago, too.
>>506
Reminds me of being in a supermarket once where there was a display of some Snow White & The Seven Dwarves branded stuff, and a Hispanic chick was pointing at Dopey and asking her kid, "Is that Doo-pee?"
This time.
It's doopee time.
I got a pay rise today! Gonna continue not buying anything because I have no interests!
>>510
While the world hasn't ended, civilizations have collapsed. The reasons are usually quite complicated however, which makes it difficult for one side or another to use these reasons for their own purposes.
quit touching dicks
>>514
Hard times make strong men.
Strong men make good times.
Good times make weak men.
Weak men make hard times.
Pretty simple, really.
>>514
Empires fall over the course of centuries. It's a larger-than-life kind of ordeal. At the same time, it's inevitable. Trying to stop civilizations from ending is like trying to stop people from dying. Which is a fitting comparison since only whackjobs believe either of them is possible.
maybe Zardoz was right
I wonder how can we cull the number of humans without getting blamed for genocide or without global nuclear war?
Thy Farts Inhaled
Have a good day, Dokyun.
Woah, when was that server announcement there?
Using a Pokemon keyboard and a usb mouse on my phone. Life is wild.
I'm melting
>>528
Sir John Glubby Jaw is not a prominent anything especially concerning his jaw or lack thereof, Might as well quote your neighbour.
>>528
To follow up, let's provide a quick reality check. Glubby identified Great Britain as currently undergoing the age of decadence. Indeed, GB was roughly a bit more than 250 years old at the time of publication. He'd probably expected GB to have perished by now, but nope, it's already past the 300 year old mark and shows no signs of falling.
Ill-defined adjectives like "pessimism" or "frivolity" are pretty much forever present across history and generations. And it always seems like the current generation is more frivolous than the previous generations, but this is just our tiny, microscopic, reductive logic playing tricks on us. The same reductive, shitty logic that makes some people arbitrarily divide up Rome into tiny 250-year long periods, even though that makes no fucking sense at all.
Also fascists are per definition, a bunch of fucking permanent losers.
let's talk about penises
>The same reductive, shitty logic that makes some people arbitrarily divide up Rome into tiny 250-year long periods, even though that makes no fucking sense at all.
Glubb divides it into two stages where he identifies the so-called Age of Pioneers and Age of Conquest. For the Republic that started around the time of the first and second Punic Wars. For the Empire it started with Augustus, or maybe the five good Emperors so about a hundred years after Augustus, and ends somewhere in the 4th century probably. A better objection would be to provide a concrete example which follows Glubb's proposition of the progression of the ages but doesn't fall after fifty years. For example: the Ottoman Empire, which rose to prominence in 1453 (maybe you could argue for a later date) but didn't fall until 1922, or maybe a bit earlier if you want to argue about it's effective fall in 1908. That being said, it did go through a long period of decadence from 1700 onward, so it could be said that it was just propped up by foreign powers (as indeed it was at times) instead of collapsing naturally.
Eunuchs operating system
People talk about "a civilization", and empires correspond to those roughly; the word does kind of mean city-ifying. But people also talk about civilization at large, and as best I can tell, civilization is not a state, a society, a people, a heritage, a language, a culture, a belief, an interest, a technology, etc. or any other such granfalloon at any level of any hierarchy. Yet to this day many people are all too ready to assert that some simplistic attribute they share with somewhere between 1 (point zero) to 7 billion-ish others is an "identity" when it cannot identify them. Worse, they will often claim it
Civilization is more like temporomemetic infrastructure. Some institutions survive, some do not. Some of what we inherit is good, some of it is not. And survival isn't always the best thing, even; it simply is. So in some senses antiquity is still with us, just ship-of-Theseus'd to all hell. There are those who would tear this apart, or who insist that it needs never be mended; the one standing "athwart history, yelling Stop" is often interpreted as some fuckwit who thinks everything is perfect the way it is and nothing that comes after could ever improve upon things, but the fool on the hill is more like a shipwright who just realized it's actually a fucking treehouse. And when the Earth, the Moon and the Sun are all gone, EVA will exist, so long as one person remains. It'll be lonely, but as long as one person still lives, it will be eternal proof that mankind ever existed.
Evangelion will be preserved long after we are gone. Future aliens will decipher ancient blu rays of Eva 3.0 and project images of Shinji playing piano with Kaworu and decide that humanity was a waste of time.
>>534
Words don't just change meaning because you want them to, mate.
Also, it's funny how "pro free speech" and "personal responsibility" are juxtaposed because "anti free speech" is so often confused with "pro personal responsibility".
You're playing both sides of the field.
>>534
Can I see the dictionary you're using? Your choice of words is rather frivolous.
>>537
Another race of aliens will uncover the TV series, but only the episodes before Asuka's arrival. They will all come to believe that Rei is the one true best girl and that Asuka is an anti-christ figure and that her existence is blasphemy. Meanwhile the first alien race has become convinced that Asuka represents the overthrow of the old order embodied by Rei. The two races meet in councils and synods arguing back and forth over the issue until finally both sides throw down the gauntlet. War is coming to a theater near you. EVA 4.0 You can(not) refuse.
penis sever
>>540
The aliens who live at the edge of the system will take to the sattelite game version of Girlfriend of Steel and be convinced of the superiority of a third girl.
Heretics on all three planets will believe in the coming of Kaworu, space mohammed.
No one will give a shit about Mari.
Bobba bobba
Heil Hitler
I want to go for a cigarette but I can't be bothered to leave my chair maybe I should just fall asleep right here