[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#25] (999)

101 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8775 18:11

-cute underage boy starts a relationship with older guy to escape his abusive mother
-many fuggenings were had
-abusive mother eventually finds out, has guy arrested
-cute boy is distraught
-cute boy murders mother with a knife, saying "in that case i'll just have to go to the same place as guy"

holy shit WHAT A TWEEST, shimaji really needs to do a non-porn manga, half of his stuff could easily be expanded into a non-H 1shot with all the boning replaced with story exposition

102 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8775 20:52

Isn't this one of those Shakespearean/Greek tragedies?

103 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8775 21:09

Years ago, I went down on my lady friend while she was trying to study. I couldn't really tell what was going on because her thighs were covering my ears, but when I got up from under the desk, she showed me her notes and you could pinpoint where she stopped being able to keep within the lines.

104 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8776 05:08

As La Forge said to Picard on the planet of invisible turds, "Can't see shit, Captain."

105 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8776 07:36

Whenever I see two younger Asian men together, I assume they're gay lovers rather than friends. It might be because of their tendency to wear tight v-necks more than any other race.

106 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8776 14:14

Like five years ago I found some site which collected pictures of beautiful women, mostly Asian, mostly non-nude. You could 'love' a picture and it would recommend you similar women (I think.) The interface was quite clean and nice, and all the pictures were high quality.

Now I can't find it...I think it was called something like "beautiful girls4u" or something but my googles turn up nothing. Anybody know what I'm talking about?

107 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8777 12:24

>>106 Was it Cuteen?

108 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8777 12:47

I found it!
https://4u-beautyimg.com/ (NSFW warning)

It's really changed... used to be like this:

The old design was better. Now it's riddled with ads and suspicious scripts.
Actually, it was probably riddled with ads and suspicious scripts before too, but now it seems they've figured out how to get past adblock.

Admittedly, the old site wasn't that great either. It was basically just a tumblr aggregator with like buttons and tags. If anybody knows a better site for looking at pretty asian girls, let me know.

109 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8777 18:45

Chips and dip for everyone, everyone, everyone

110 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8778 04:52

Are you done yet????

111 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8778 17:59

I didn't know [Cannabis(shimanji)] was an ancient Greek playwright in the same echelons as Homer.

112 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8778 20:54

I never expect to make "fuck you" money, but I hope to get past "fuck me" money sometime soon.

113 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8778 21:56

Well, at least I'll never be that person.

114 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8779 00:08

Homer was a poet not a playwright.

115 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8779 17:03

An ant got onto my arm while I was working last night. Since then, every time I have any sensation on my skin I think it's an ant.

116 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8779 18:09

Great artists steal, better artists make enough to buy instead

117 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8779 20:15


118 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8780 01:09

why is disposing of nuclear waste such an issue

like why don't they just gather up all the waste from a particular region every so often and put it on a rocket and fire it into the sun

we could even do that with any other type of waste, it would cut down on landfill space

119 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8780 01:11

is there a name for the fetish where you want to cuckold a girl by stealing her boyfriend and turning him gay

120 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8780 01:27

I imagine cost and the risk of a failure resulting in radioactive waste showering down would be something preventing this.

121 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8780 02:54

Plus doesn't a core of iron or heavier prompt stars to explode because they can't fuse it any more?

122 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8780 03:13


  1. we have a LOT of nuclear waste to get rid of, relative to the cost of disposing it by rocket (rocket cargo is insanely expensive by weight)
  2. space is hard, rockets fail catastrophically from time to time, and a single such failure would be unacceptable to just about everybody
  3. there are places deep underground which would be reasonably suitable for long-term containment, but nobody on the surface near those places seems to want to let that happen
  4. breeder reactors produce a lot less waste and the waste they produce is less problematic to deal with, plus they can also help burn off waste, but they're a bit more expensive and most of the people wielding the money choose to be too shortsighted to consider anything past how much it costs to build the reactors, instead of thinking of the down-the-road costs and the ethical responsibility to deal with hazmat properly
  5. because it bears repeating: most of the people wielding the money choose to be too shortsighted to consider anything past how much it costs to build the reactors, instead of thinking of the down-the-road costs and the ethical responsibility to deal with hazmat properly

123 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8780 05:16

The word "diversity" is really starting to get on my nerves.

124 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8780 05:47

Kind of, but the amounts we'd be sending into the sun would make no practical difference whatsoever. Consider that the sun isn't pure hydrogen and helium, and like Earth it's made from the leftovers of another dying star, with something like 0.16% of its mass being iron. Given that the sun is about 333000 times as massive as earth, that's 533 earth masses of iron (not including anything heavier) we'd be adding maybe a few million tons to, which is, if you run the numbers, about like dumping a cup of water into Lake Erie. It's comparable to adding a couple yen to the world's GDP. Also, the sun would still have the same amount of hydrogen left to burn, and it wouldn't be any harder to burn it because we'd be changing the sun's radius by an even smaller proportion than its mass.

However, that's all moot because our sun isn't nearly massive enough to explode from a core collapse anyway, it'd need to be 10 times as massive at the very minimum. The closest thing it will have is a series of big thermal pulses as it shrugs off half its mass and turns into a white dwarf some 6-7 billion years from now, which will be pretty to watch (from further away than we are now), and I guess it will be sort of an explosion, but not like what you're thinking.

125 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8781 04:20

My name is Robert Stengel, and I live in Moline, Illinois, so if you wanna come be a pedophile to me, come molest my house. My dad's a judge. You can find me in the phone book. Yeah, seeya.

126 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8781 18:36

Do not try to stop the train. Thatfs impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth: The train is fine.

127 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8782 01:40

Need some marmite

128 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8782 07:00

"I hope you didn't grow up resenting me for not being around a lot gestures at clothing it kinda comes with the uniform"

the only good Wesley moment in the entire show except the one where he got impaled

129 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8782 11:48

As well as the excellent practical answers to this question, I would add that disposal (containment) is likely much less a practical issue than a political issue. People with large stakes in much less efficient (and safe) forms of energy like to make a lot of noise and grease the pockets of the people who make decisions about things in which they are very much not experts.

130 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8782 13:41

For the first time in years, I caught a rat and this one went out of its way to impress me with its species' will to live. It was caught by the nose, like it knew it was dealing with a trap and just gingerly trying it, ready to back out when the inevitable happened... but it was just a little too late. That animal was fighting the trap, willing to twist off its own snout to get out, breathing in blood the whole time. This had to be going on for hours by the time I found it and shot it.

It makes you wonder how long it would have made it without most of a face. Long enough to have hundreds of offspring? Probably. I'm not entirely confident of our species' ability to win against this. We have the upper hand now, but for how long?

131 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8782 14:57

Dicks out for Harambe

132 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8782 22:07

Huh. Guess I didn't want to work today either.

133 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8783 06:13

Independently itchy

134 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8783 07:32

Is my cat tsundere? He follows me from room to room and always wants to sit near me but not quite with me, then he gets mad and goes away if I try to pet him or touch him.

135 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8783 10:58

I thought "Insane in the Brain" was the Beastie Boys, but it was actually Cypress Hill.

136 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8783 11:36

That is all cats

137 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8783 12:58

It would probably be difficult to find dempagumi.inc a cappella mixes, wouldn't it...

138 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8784 12:17

The epoch of Luigi.

139 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8784 15:02

The mahākalpa of Luigi.

140 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8784 15:39

Dicks out for Stanislav

141 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8784 18:41

Just call me Judgement Kazzy

142 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8785 02:06

Social media is the worst thing that could have happened to us and we deserve it

143 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8785 04:34

Living is the worst thing that could have happened to us and we deserve it

144 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8785 12:31

I had been pronouncing 'bps' as Bee Pee Ess all this time, but 'Beeps' is a much cuter alternative

145 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8785 12:36

that twat

146 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8785 13:19


147 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8785 14:44

vc: geigh

148 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8785 17:16

I still think social media was the worst thing that could happen to us.

149 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8785 17:27

>>148 Why do you think that?

150 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8786 01:40

Just look at us.

151 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8786 02:04

I admit that you are horrendously ugly, but what does that have to do with social media?

152 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8786 02:52

Lately I've been getting a lot of phone calls, sometimes multiple per day, from numbers that I don't recognize. When I answer and say "hello?" the person on the other end hangs up without saying anything. Is it just the NSA checking in on me, making sure I'm where my Google Tracking Device says I am? I don't think I'm particularly worthy of surveilling, I barely even leave the house.

I am here, and I will likely be here without break for the next several days before I leave to go buy groceries, that's all, so please stop calling me at 8 am ok?

153 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8786 03:47

world's biggest pianist

154 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8786 06:27

Your eyes are stinky babies

155 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8786 18:32

I know that's you, Beady Eyes

156 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8786 22:22

This may be some sort of operation by telemarketers and phone scammers confirming the numbers in their database are valid. After I stopped answering any calls from unfamiliar numbers I got a significantly lower number of junk calls.

157 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8787 00:08

phone scammers are doing this thing where they spoof their caller id number and put in your area code and first three numbers to make you think they're local.

I moved without getting a new number about ten years ago, so when they started this, my phone blew up with Bumblefuck Iowa calls and I knew something strange was up.

158 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8787 18:49


159 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8787 19:32

Mad Libs but every verb is ejaculate and every noun is copy of the communist manifesto

160 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8788 00:24

Pets are just time-delayed tragedies.

161 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8788 15:44

Exothermic morning people

162 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8788 18:06

I don't care about the details or the politics of it, but just based on names Palestine sounds much nicer than Israel. It has the word "Pal" in it while Israel sounds like some sort of sub-boss demon

163 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8788 19:35

Also it has "stine" in it, which sounds Jewish. If anything, Palestein should be the Jewish state.

164 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8788 20:20

Is it normal to get high and hate music?

165 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8789 01:19

There should be 5 L's in belly.

166 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8789 06:49

The reason words ending in -el sound like demon names is probably because traditional demon names are often Hebrew (note: "el" means "of god", e.g. "Thaumiel", "twins of god").

167 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8789 19:54

But so are the names of angels. Gabriel, Michael, etc.

168 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8789 20:15


169 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8789 22:30


170 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8790 00:53

Futari de STEP&GO!

171 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8790 03:14

may he burn in the deep fryers of Helllll!

172 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8790 03:59

falafel is pretty tasty actually

173 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8790 09:58

Breathing heavily after eating fast food. I don't do this often.

174 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8790 10:02

Yeah, they're Hebrew as well. Gabriel= hero of god, Michael= who can know god?

175 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8790 17:12

BOFU deez nuts

176 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8790 18:30

3 week old baby scared of 4 week old babies

177 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8790 19:26

I'm especially aroused by goddesses.

178 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8790 19:30

Americans: Ever watched a British police drama and wondered why they all call the matriarch officer "mom"?
It's because she is the queen policewoman and all constables are her offspring. She finds and mates with a king policeman from another county every Boing Season ("Spring" for you yanks). The mating ritual is a complex baton-twirling dance culminating in the male demonstrating that he does not need a firearm to fight crime.

179 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8791 11:54

>>160 I used to think this, but now I feel that this only holds true for children and people who are easily upset. In most cases the good moments outnumber any amount of sorrow, imo


180 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8791 15:58


181 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8791 17:05

Boys, this DQN. It's a fine board.

182 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8791 17:15

Beelab 2021.

183 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8791 20:13

Chopper Dave, Chopper Dave. We have uh-oh, over.

184 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8791 20:30

I wonder if "Pepe" rhymes with "meme".

185 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8791 20:48

Pepe rhymes with poopoo

186 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8791 22:43

Trunp rhymes with trunk

187 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8792 03:38

Those fine folks just fucking conned me, I can't believe it.

188 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8792 12:43

It should really be Pepé, eh?

189 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8792 15:06

help there is a man in the firewehrstation

190 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8792 18:50

What a shitload of fuck. Asssss.

191 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8792 19:41

Yeah like memé

192 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8793 07:36

Malaise from too many MMA memés

193 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8793 08:03


194 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8793 11:33

I used to pronounce Pepe as "peep" but then the cool kids all made fun of me just like they did years ago for pronouncing meem as maymay

195 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8793 18:30

I want to make my own imageboard, where I would laugh at the in-jokes I invented. And then I would ban myself.

196 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8793 20:49

Nip it in the bud = Pinch, twiddle, tickle and nip, clitory-slip of a fingertip

197 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8793 22:18

I just want four walls and adobe flash for my girls.

198 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8794 00:24

I'm in a box. A great, big box.

199 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8794 02:50

<insert joke about the slang use of "box" to mean "vagina" here>

200 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8794 03:41

Hulu and Spotify, who would have guessed it? They're cute together.

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