[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#25] (999)

1 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8760 03:24

I'm a slob.

Previously:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/-255,257-
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
#15 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/
#17 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1430947686/
#18 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1440133389/
#19 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1447380051/
#20 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1454364216/
#21 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1462941578/
#22 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1473295155/-383,385-
#23 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1480168637/
#24 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489348442/

801 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8906 00:09

1.6:1 master ratio

802 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8906 17:16

Simply Eric

803 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8906 19:19

do you think I'll have enough time to learn adobe premiere before the crypto bubble bursts?

804 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8906 19:39

As someone who has an actual photo with the "soylent grin" out there: It's because this is what an emotionally stunted, fundamentally unhappy person thinks happiness is like.

805 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8906 19:44

(hit reply too soon) it bears resemblance to an infant's smile, and therein lies the clue to these people's only hope: self-actualization.

806 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8906 19:54

I think the Labo is a cool concept and would loved to have played with it when I was 10.

807 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8906 21:12

I would have played with it for about 2 minutes before my little brother would come over and want to play and my mother would say "just let him have a go" and the first thing he does is bash it against the wall, ruining my $70 cardboard box

808 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8907 00:20

wait i forget which thread is the real one

809 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8907 01:56

It's the >>900 one, for now.

810 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8907 06:56

Butt ass butt ads butt ads butt ads butt ads but as but as but as but as

811 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8907 07:00

My feet are cold, but my body is warm.

812 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8908 00:40

Just when I thought I could finally read MIME, RFC 2231 shows up.

813 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8908 00:49

I’ll be honest, I hope Pokémon Diamond and Pearl gets the most rushed, horribly done remakes so Sinnohfags can shut up.

814 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8908 07:01

Help! A thot is fucking with me!

815 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8908 11:25

I just turned into a mysoginist and back literally in overnight and this is the most useless night out ever. I fucking hate this.

816 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8908 14:36

there's only one religion out there and it's politics, baby

817 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8908 18:57

Grudging respect is the best kind of respect.

818 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8908 20:56

Is it me you're looking for?

819 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8908 23:05

I'm still getting fake spam emails from my dead dad.

820 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8909 13:07

Thass one lucky lolcat right there

821 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8909 19:09

I'm gonna mustard

822 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8910 01:03

Are you that woman? Please give me a call

823 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8910 16:24

I met a cute grill but she has BPS, I don't know if I should involve myself further.

824 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8910 16:27

>>823
bits per second?

825 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8910 16:56

>>824
Big penis syndrome

826 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8910 18:40

I got out of the shower this morning, and my phone was pretending it had an incoming call. The caller's name was "THIS IS VERY URGENT". Unlike a normal call, the background was black instead of white and green, and there was no ringing going on.

Whole thing smelled like Nigeria, so I refused it.

WTF man...

827 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8910 21:48

So many sequences!

828 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8911 00:34

>>826 That sounds frightening, what could it mean?

829 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8911 00:37

I met a cute bps but he has girl, I don't know if I should involve myself further.

830 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8911 00:51

>>828
Mystery solved. A spam email included instructions to set up a meeting reminder in Android's calendar app.

831 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8911 08:37

>>830 Wow, I don't know much about phones, that really would have freaked me out!

832 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8911 17:38

Was it very urgent?

833 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8911 17:55

some garbage about a payment waiting for me please to be giving your bank numbers to us thanks in advance

834 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8911 20:21

sustained nuking on my balls

835 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8912 00:24

ｂｅｐｉｓ

836 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8912 16:29

Star Wars reframed as a lovers' quarrel of intergalactic dimensions.

837 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8912 22:29

Huah! Heh! It's me, Tom Jones!

838 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8913 05:15

I wish I was prettier and girlier.

839 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8913 08:07

twitter dot com/R3D_5T4R/status/956340384849788928
you're famous clonepa!
the comments hurt my head for some reason
captcha: shitchod

840 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8913 08:08

forgot my sage

841 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8913 14:33

ever sneeze so bad you forget what you were about to type?

842 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8913 17:12

Desborlang

843 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8913 17:47

>>839 Hmmm, comments weren't quite as painful as I was expecting. Not like the notes on DQNQuality posts on tumblr!

844 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8913 19:15

>>838
When faceapp was in vogue, I girlified myself and found out I looked really really cute. I stared at that picture for hours.

845 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8913 19:16

>>843 from my limited experience, Twitter may be cancer, but it's better than Tumblr about keeping people in their own bubbles instead of nearly the whole damn thing being the bubble. So judging from that person's posts, a lot of people in that particular bubble would probably be amenable to the usual /tg/ and 40K chakras even if they were clueless about chans and anonymous posting.

FWIW, I recently got an account for lurking purposes (I want to take up drawing animu style at a later time, might as well weeb out now). Quickly found that Japanese Twitter is less jimmy-rustling than English Twitter in general. Doujin artists and the Pixiv crowd especially tend to treat it like it's their business--it kind of is. So their handles are decent about staying "on brand", though there are plenty of digressions for posts too funny to ignore, random photos of food/pets, and way the fuck too many im@s and FGO screenshots (okay, perhaps I self-selected for people who already draw waifu bait in the first place).

846 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8913 19:28

nya nya nya nya etc

847 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8914 03:05

OVER 2 LBS OF CHEESE AND SAUCE

848 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8914 04:08

Ok that was way too much

849 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8914 06:31

the benefits of the debt

850 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8914 07:22

being jealous of the people who can truly get by on 2-3 hrs of sleep

i need 8, and it takes me around an hour to actually descend into the abyss

851 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8914 07:59

yeah but this is game programming, the "trust me i'm an engineer" of software development, itself no exemplar

852 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8914 13:55

>>845
You're an idiot

853 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8914 14:53

>>852
no u

854 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8914 15:55

>>850
I'd be cool if I didn't have to sleep ever, imagine all those video games I'd beat

855 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8914 17:43

>>852
Thanks for the info!

856 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8914 20:42

Hurry up night time

857 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8915 04:26

im actually a gay retard, get it right faggo

858 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8915 22:52

Chaw chaw ugness ugness

859 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8916 02:11

Can I truly be happy without meat?

860 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8916 06:42

upotte? more like up yours.

861 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8916 17:22

Big ass black girl working at the electronics counter that instead up on and start kneading the tits of while rubbing my cock on her ads.

862 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8916 17:36

>>859
No. Meat is life.

863 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8916 19:18

Studying's for chumps

864 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8916 20:43

[)0 `/0(_) |{|\|0\/\/ 1337????

865 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8916 23:04

-How's your meal, sir, everything ok?
-I HAVE FEASTED ON MANY GREATER

866 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8916 23:06

Watching streams of certain writers typing is very frustrating. They seldom get a sentence out without a nasty typo somewhere. This is alien to me. I had to write lots of essay tests in grade school; on one hand, you ran the risk of not covering enough points by not writing enough, and on the other, you ran the risk of going over time and increasing the probability of errors by writing too much. I appreciate that in reality these fellas have no deadline and have to stand behind every word instead of being tested on it, but man, it's annoying.

867 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8917 02:35

>>866
Do you mean they make typos and don't notice them? Or they make typos and have to backspace to correct them?

I'm definitely guilty of the latter. I notice the typos immediately, but it leads to a lot of wasted time hitting the backspace key, which is annoying. I've tried multiple times to better train myself with typing tutorials, but it seems at this point the bad habit is too ingrained.

868 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8917 03:10

Pancakes and cereal for dinner.

869 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8917 05:07

>>867
I think they do notice them; it's hard to ignore red underlines. It's more like, they go back to correct it and get it wrong again. Knowing they're probably not dyslexic, knowing they get it right in the end, and knowing their blog or whatever is making them a pretty penny, it's as shocking to me as hearing a professional musician fumble over the same note.

Now, I'm sure I'm just being an easily rattled assiduous ass here; I don't mean to tread on people's difficulties. As I understand it, professional published writing is full of writers who can't in the least be trusted to not have a copyeditor.

As regards your habits, I for one do whole-word deletions when I typo; I would lose my context if I can't re-read my sentence correctly, but I don't easily lose the idea. I'm sure it's the opposite for many people, who accordingly should plow on through and go back later. That's probably more efficient for the kind of writing where you'd have to re-read everything anyway. However, I'm a shitposting reprobate who has to hit "send" within minutes or die trying.

870 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8917 07:46

Holy fuck I love driving this car. I don't even care if it's slow by today's standards.

871 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8917 08:43

I make typos when I try to type as fast as I can, but I remember the day I discovered you can alt+cursor keys to jump around text word by word and shift+alt+cursor to select text by the word, allowing you to fix typos much more quickly - I love feeling like a movie hacker!

872 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8917 11:42

>>870
Driving is generally fun and nobody can make me believe otherwise

873 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8917 12:38

>>867
I often feel myself making a typo because it just doesn't feel right compared to when I usually type the word. Ctrl-shift-left and just starting the whole word again (no need to hit backspace at all) is always faster than trying to backspace to the exact wrong letter and attempting to restart typing mid-word.

874 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8917 16:29

>>873
Interesting. For me the backspace key is easier to reach while typing than the left arrow key.

875 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8917 17:41

>>866
I make typos pretty much per sentence too, particularly if I'm on a deadline and writing fast. I usually feel when my finger presses the wrong key though, so I know I mistyped something before even glancing at the screen and I'm quick to delete everything.

876 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8917 17:44

>>873
Oh hey I didn't read your post, It's cool that I'm not the only one who detects typos by feeling.

877 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8917 18:37

Nothing worse than switching to a computer with a differently sized keyboard or a keyboard with an offset due to numpad.

878 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8917 18:53

Actually, getting stabbed in the eye is worse than changing keyboards.

879 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8917 20:26

>>876
tanasinn

880 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8917 20:40

>>874
It is for me on a full-sized keyboard too, but not so much on a laptop keyboard. I don't exactly know why I go for ctrl-shift-left instead of ctrl-backspace. Could be that you get to see the highlighting telling you what word you're about to delete (also making it easier to locate the cursor if you zoned out while typing), or because so many textareas on shitty windows programs insert ASCII DEL (127) instead of removing text with ctrl-backspace. Either works, but the main time saving method for me is starting the whole word again instead of from wherever the typo is.

881 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8917 21:14

>>878
What about getting stabbed on both eyes?

882 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8917 21:54

>so many textareas on shitty windows programs insert ASCII DEL (127) instead of removing text with ctrl-backspace

Ugh. One of the biggest reasons I avoid using Windows whenever possible is that so many elements of the basic user experience are so hostile and inconsistent, text editing being a prime example. Not that it's perfect in any other system, but at least there's an effort. Even the simplest Mac apps usually use Apple's text box APIs, and that goes a long way toward the system feeling like a unified system and not a writhing tub of spaghetti code.

883 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8918 05:08

One disturbing thing about getting older is that my tastes in women aren't getting any older. Just last night I had a dream about a sexy 20 year old. I'm gonna be a creepy old man.

884 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8918 06:40

Life goes on, my dudes.

885 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8918 09:23

DND setting where halflings are called humans and humans are called twicelings

886 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8918 17:24

Is Kim Kardashian Getting SEXIER!?

887 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8918 22:17

>>883
Mine are all over the place. The other day I had a dream with a 40 year old woman who works in my office.

Man, it's fucked.

888 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8919 02:36

6-7 months till good tomatoes

889 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8919 10:52

I recently switched from a UK-layout to American-layout keyboard and found the experience fun, learning to touch-type slightly differently was enjoyable. But part of it was probably that my new keyboard is a huge improvement over previous keyboards I had used. Also, I still use a mac keyboard at work (which is an ungodly cross between the two layouts, at least in this country anyhow).
While I'm posting about keyboards, I find the numpad essential and any keyboard feels stripped of functionality without it, like I'm trying to interface using a game controller or something. It's the only thing making me hesitate about grabbing a POK3R and having all sorts of fun with custom keycaps.

890 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8919 16:11

It's probably really obvious but the line "placing fingers through the notches in your spine" is extremely smutty lyricism.

891 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8919 18:03

Is Kim Kardashian's Butt Getting Shinier!?

892 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8919 19:46

Curtains and I have a strange relationship.

893 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8919 22:42

"Commissar, Commissar! The kulaks are revolting!"
"I find you pretty revolting, too, comrade."

894 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8920 00:33

FUCK YOU FUCKING NIGGERS FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCKERS ASSSSSSSSSS

895 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8920 01:45

>>893
"Mrs. Tweedy! The chickens are revolting!"
"Finally something we agree on."

896 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8920 02:12

What happened to the DQN joke thread? I can't find it in the thread list by ctrl+f'ing "joke", did it get moved to the archive?

897 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8920 03:21

An elderly Jewish man is lying in bed. He is dying. He calls out to his family:
"Moshe, my son, are you there?"
"I'm here, you meshugge old man" Moshe says, trying to hide his grief with a joke.
"You're a good lad, Moshe, you'll do fine" says the old Jew.
"And my beautiful daughter Sarah, are you there?"
"Oh, father!" wails Sarah in response.
"And my darling wife, you are here too? The whole family is here at my bedside, then?"
"We are all here, my husband."
"Then why..."
The old Jew coughs and struggles to sit up.
"...is the kitchen light on?"

898 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8920 08:48

>>896
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1472213589/

899 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8920 21:36

>>898 not that one, there was a "post your favorite joke" thread a while back

900 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-8920 23:04

900GET
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