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501 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8844 23:29

just use pcc

502 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8845 01:20

lambda carrageenan

503 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8845 02:40

Disapparent
Transpear

504 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8845 08:29

Is this Japanese gun ASMR?

505 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8845 14:34

the prophecy has come true, turns out it was a typo

506 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8845 18:56

Lenny Face is the new xD of this decade.

507 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8845 20:58

YEPPO! Hahahahehehehehe HEEEEHEHEHEHEHEHE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEHEHEHEHE hehehehahaha.

508 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8845 22:43

I lock eyes with Satan and whip my dick out for intimidation.

509 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8845 23:31

What happens when you have more guinea pigs than fingers?

510 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8846 00:35

Nothing

511 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8846 20:49

Hey, it'sa me, Mario

512 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8846 21:00

gay luigi

513 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8846 21:07

lotsa spaghetti!

514 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8846 23:16

Folks, be sure to download as many pornography films and h-doujins as you can before the FCC reverses the net neutrality guidelines on Dec. 1. Just in case.

515 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8846 23:37

Galko-chan sumo wrestling Super Pochaco.

516 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8847 07:50

small, dimly lit brain: I read trap doujins and self insert as the trap
larger, brighter brain: I read trap doujins and self insert as the guy fucking the trap
massive glowing brain: I read onee-shota femdom doujins and self insert as the busty milf pegging the trap

517 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8847 08:16

>>514
I already have far more than I could ever watch in my lifetime. But I'm worried about what I'll do if my tastes change... Skinny Asian girls with glasses between 21-25 is an awfully specific niche; what if I grow out of it?

518 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8847 23:33

>>517
Then you can meet in parking lots and trade hard drives with others.

519 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8848 02:00

Never been so interested in a lawsuit

520 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8848 03:29

scene
skids to a perfect stop in a parking space of some apartment block
you notice the driver is driving some RWD stick-shift shitbox from the 80s
he opens the door and you hear
BEAT OF THE RISING SUN BEAT OF THE RISING SUN THE POWER OF THE SUUUUN
here's your pizza, that'll be $19.99 plus tip

521 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8848 19:39

Tim Hecker or Alva Noto?

522 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8849 03:40

Hope he's okay.

523 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8849 07:15

hell-and-tube heat exchanger

524 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8849 09:02

>>521 I've only heard one Alva Noto tune but I liked it more than all the Tim Hecker I'd heard.

525 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8849 11:40

It's the loveliest part of the year.

526 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8849 12:33

The only upside to Net Neutrality being killed is that I don't have to see stupid posts on the Internet anymore.

527 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8849 12:56

Fuck this "7 days of black and white photos challenge." It's not a fucking challenge. Putting a black and white filter on your picture is the easiest thing in the world. It's just an excuse for you to take your mundane photos and make them look "artistic." Fuck.

528 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8849 16:09

Futanari bratz doll

529 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8849 17:48

Thanksgiving Eve is the opposite of Thanksgiving, right? And Thanksgiving is a wholesome, family-oriented holiday, right? So naturally I should spend today alone getting high and jerking off.

530 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8849 18:06

Thanksgiving is only like that when you're a kid, once you're an adult it's about binge drinking.

531 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8849 19:38

Wish my country had something like thanksgiving to post non-stop about in the weeks before

here the latter half of the year is barren on remarkable holidays, so the shops just think september is an appropriate time to start putting up christmas stuff

532 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8849 21:37

>>531
We have Christmas stuff coming up as early as Halloween, sometimes even before, here in the US

533 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8850 14:05

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534 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8850 14:13

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535 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8850 14:14

the firefox update messed up my fonts but it's fixed now, thanks for reading

536 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8850 18:32

speaking of firefox, is there a way to disable the "feature" where clicking the mouse wheel turns on that stupid old-style scrolling?

537 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8850 19:04

>>536
Just make sure to always middle click on a link and it will open the link in a new tab rather than start scrolling.

538 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8850 19:37

>>536
I think what you're talking about might be configured under about:config "general.autoScroll".

539 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8850 19:40

> is there a way to prevent my car from stabbing me through the throat if I make a left turn?
> just make sure to only make right turns

540 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8850 19:42

>>538
that did it, sankyuu

541 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8850 19:43

>>539
Don't be mad. It was a joke.

542 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8851 04:14

Oh yeah, I translated that.

543 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8851 18:05

I just bought a laptop and it cost more than my car.

544 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8851 19:53

i mean with a name like shadman you wouldn't expect lighting/shading to be arguably the most objectionable element of his smut

545 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8851 20:09

So, is there a way to prevent my car from stabbing me through the throat if I make a left turn?

546 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8851 21:28

>>545
I don't know enough about American culture to turn this into a stand-up joke

547 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8851 22:26

>>546
What's the deal with cars? They always stab you in the throats when you make a left turn.

548 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8851 22:40

>>547
laughs in cowboy

549 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8851 23:51

The word "individual" ablist and insensitive to people with multiple personalities and headmates

550 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8852 02:56

How do I "eat slow"?

551 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8852 03:52

Make a bunch of slow
Pour it in a bowl
Lap it oonnnnnn up.

552 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8852 11:23

>>549
pluralkin

553 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8853 09:12

Lads' Night

554 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8853 15:30

You think my face is shitty, just wait till you see my ass.

555 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8853 17:14

You think my ass is shitty, and you'd be right.

556 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8853 18:38

Just got a youtube ad for black friday... from google. You'd think they'd know how to expire ads on their own platform.

557 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8854 16:00

Cuckerberg could make anime legal and weed real, I still wouldn't vote for him.

558 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8854 16:25

L dies Night

559 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8854 19:02

Lies nig

560 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8854 23:20

>>556
But... cyber monday...

561 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8854 23:21

slutty catboys

562 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8855 08:20

I wish the name Patches the Hyena didn't make me think of furries

563 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8855 08:35

只野猫間 would be a good name for an anime catgirl

564 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8855 19:31

>>560
It was something along the lines of "Don't forget, Black Friday is coming up!". And it was a Sunday. And, you may note, Monday and Friday are different days.

565 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8856 00:36

5 shit years is nothing in the grand scheme of things.

566 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8856 00:38

I can't stand this male attention whore.

567 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8856 09:44

attention whore(male)

568 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8856 14:37

Huh. Matt Lauer DID suck it.

569 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8856 18:24

Gimme my gun, say me waan my gun

570 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8856 19:48

I made a thread on /code/ and half of the posts are mine.

571 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8856 20:48

I love how the Shii default name looks like she's judging you if you don't have the right fonts.

572 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8857 05:25

Looks like we have another attempted suicide via overdosing.

573 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8857 06:55

https://www.xtube.com/video-watch/crossdress-masturbation-27-28090891

I know I know, GAY, but scroll down to the comments. This guy leaves google-translated walls of text about eating ass on every single jap crossdresser video. It's DQN quality.

574 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8857 16:07

Java is an esoteric language developed by Sun in 1994. According to Java's official site Java is able to "calculate your mortgage interest"

575 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8857 21:54

>>573

>onado

My penis brother.

576 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8858 10:45

I have become increasingly concerned as of late. It seems that every time I open DQN there's podcast-brain political drones trying to drag even this corpse of a site onto the blaze. If any of you who post these things are reading this, break your keyboard and cancel your web service, but most of all STOP.

577 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8858 20:58

I really should be working.

578 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8858 22:09

>>576
Communist detected

579 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8859 02:39

I stand alone against mad computer god with wall-to-wall corrupt cop communist masterrace frankenstein radio controls.

580 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8859 12:44

>>579
We, of the brain bank city on the far side of the moon, thank you for all your hard work.

581 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8859 17:38

buncha fuckin pinkos

582 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8859 21:24

Want to use Chez Scheme now it's no longer proprietary, maybe I'll also use Allegro and make a little game

583 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8859 23:26

With all the time that wireless charging will save me, I'll have two or maybe three minutes to spare at the end of my life.

584 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8860 06:21

I just like claiming to be a leftist to piss people off.

585 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8860 06:29

Afraid that I'm going to pull my foreskin back to reveal an arm of Cthulhu.

586 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8860 08:18

>>582
I've heard awful things about Allegro and portability.

587 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8860 10:47

I should port CoC to JavaScript.

588 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8860 11:33

>>586
Really? It looks like that's one of its main strengths.
I may compare with csfml or sdl or irrlicht before committing anyway, because I'm going to assume I've got to write FFI bindings and I don't want something with a massive API.

589 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8860 17:56

>>588
One of its main advertised strengths. The awful things I've heard involve unpredictable failures to deliver on that promise.

590 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8860 19:46

>>589
That's awfully vague but I'll take your word for it

591 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8860 19:58

45% never felt so far away

592 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8860 20:33

>>590
I will grant that I don't have any direct experience with it, but I know a couple of people who do, and their sentiments seem to be generally negative.
I mean, go ahead and give it a try. Maybe your game won't run up against any bugs in Allegro.

593 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8860 23:10

>>590,592
Amateur code porter here with quite a few (shitty, amateur, low-effort) ports going back many yonks: I still never know what will break when (e.g.) recompiling a bog-standard cross-platform-library-using program. Hate to say it, but you're best off leaping instead of looking and sometimes risks will not pay off, or not easily. Them's the breaks.

Unsurprisingly, the best written and/or most self-contained code tends to present the fewest problems in this respect. Something like an indie-scale game or even a dynamically recompiling emulator (well, for the same target architecture) tends to be more portable than one might suspect; that part is mostly "code is code" and I'm surprised by how well that tends to work out despite that the internal logic itself may be a buggy piece of shit--it's the same buggy piece of shit, but programmers aren't usually out to write endian-sensitive code for example.

So, something about the interfacing with the hardware (even indirectly) causes the lion's share of fuckiness and undefined behavior when you're porting things naively. That kind of shit is why games typically haven't dealt well with hibernation modes. Heck, black-box fuckery is why Stallman's been on a multi-decade autistic crusade in the first place.

Naturally, I have not touched on GUI code; that tends to be a high-effort / just deal with wrong-looking stuff issue no matter what you do.

594 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8861 01:08

The 9front and Cat-v people were right all along, static simple clean code is better and easier than including every library and compiling dynamically.

595 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8862 17:06

Almost fell off the bed today, lads.

596 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8862 21:50

>>594
The 9front and Cat-v people tricked everyone into thinking that Unix was stable. Or consistent. Or standardized. Suffice it to say, the ethos of said people isn't very strong. If those people had their way, there'd be no such thing as d-trace or ZFS. Ironically, the greatest achievements of Unix are the very amendments to the Unix model that traditionalists resent most deeply.

597 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8862 22:01

Sendmail was the best thing about Unix, when is ReactOS going to be stable?

598 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8863 00:54

ASS ASS ASS
DO YOU LIKE
MY CAR

599 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8863 06:49

An MMORPG focused on competitive questing - there are only so many bear asses to go around, so you have to fight over them. But then doing a few quests gets you access to a dungeon, which you run in groups with anyone else who's unlocked it. Most dungeons are segmented, so you do more quests to get deeper. There's also a property system with co-ownership, renting, and squatter's rights.

600 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8863 10:21

I just want a good non-violent Doom wad.

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