[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#25] (999)

2 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8760 03:58


3 Name: Mr. 3GET Drinks to 4GET : 1993-09-8760 07:06

<a href="http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489348442/996">>>/996</a>
Really? I haven't been to that many airports, but I assumed things like shoes were federal TSA policies that individual airports couldn't affect.

4 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8760 07:51

Ah, a toast, to me! Long live me!

5 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8760 08:57

I've seen it at least 3 different US airports. (One was Seattle, can't remember the other two.) After googling it seems they can sometimes replace the shoe-requirement with dog sniffing.


Unfortunately people are so used to removing shoes and laptops, the TSA agents had to be constantly shouting "LAPTOPS STAY IN YOUR BAG, SHOES STAY ON." It seemed to ultimately be faster though.

6 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8760 13:20

Oh no, I've done something terrible.

7 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8760 15:04

At least you didn't fuck up your HTML.

8 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8760 19:52

How come we have another Current Thought thread without finishing the other one first?

9 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8760 19:57

One is for cute girls. You can tell by the way the recent posts are all about keyboards.

10 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8760 20:48

Espadrille or wedge?

11 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8760 21:10

I wish the poster child for camels was the bactrian camel instead of the clearly interior dromedary camel.

12 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8760 21:29

.. / o._) Who are you calling interior?
/--\ \-'||

13 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8760 21:42

Weird they weren't talking about programming socks... Still, the OP should have encompassed it in "previous threads" list.

14 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8760 21:53

Looks like a kopipe job. Plus there have been double-new-threads in the past, and this one had what you could call drama if it weren't done entirely by lethargic NEETs. Give yourself a quick scroll down the cute girls first 100.

15 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8760 22:02

Previous double-thread is listed. And there was drama too, as both struggled to stay on the front page...

16 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8760 22:13

The previous double thread is now considered DQN canon by virtue of its historical value.
Listen bucko, I don't make the rules, and >>1 doesn't have to follow them. There are plenty of vestigial [Contentless] threads and this one certainly won't be the last.

17 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8760 23:19

The crocodile alligator

18 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8761 05:02

benis head

19 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8761 15:49

Stone Quackers? No thanks!

20 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8761 16:26

Is literally every live Japanese chat room now about FGO?

21 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8761 20:40

> mfw tezuka had a locked drawer full of erotic furry and TF sketches that wouldn't be out of place on deviantart

22 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8761 21:38

hey wouldn't it be easier to write this code after rum #5?
answer: apparemtny

23 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8761 22:39

I think I'll start using "like the shy one at an orgy"

24 Name: Cue thirty-three "AND WHY!I6Nbyeuf2I : 1993-09-8762 09:27

I accidentally posted with a tripcode for the first time in a long, long, long long time

25 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8762 17:47

Beavis and Butthead

26 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8762 20:02

Shit, I called it the penultimate chapter when it should have obviously been the final chapter. In my own thread.

27 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8762 20:08

I've got your back.

28 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8762 20:10

My panties are sodden, you smooth motherfucker.

29 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8762 21:07

is mc ride ok?
isn't he based on corpus christi
also zach hill and that other guy with the synths

30 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8762 21:22

Never thought about it before, but a city being called "Body of Christ" is kinda weird.

31 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8762 22:06

It sounds better than Sanguis Christi

32 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8763 17:40

What the fuck, BBC?


I used to respect you.

33 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8763 20:40

I really wouldn't want the Mona Lisa to watch me shower

34 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8764 01:49

Why are you reading the pidgin version of BBC?

35 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8764 01:52

come mister tally man tally me banana
daylight come and me wan go home

36 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8764 03:46

s2e11, "Contagion"

first utterance of the phrase "Tea. Earl Grey. Hot." is greeted with a bowl of flowers

37 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8764 11:37

Not >>32, but it looks like it just launched last week.

38 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8764 21:20

Vitamin D

39 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8764 22:15

I saw a link to it and checked it out. Honestly, I'm amazed someone thought the BBC site needed it.

I can't not picture some guy in normal office attire apart from a bone through his nose proudly turning this story in and saying "Front page, yes yes?"

40 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8765 02:18

I'm curious how many speakers of Pidgin actually find this more readable than proper English. First of all, Pidgin English is an oral language, nobody learns to read Pidgin. If anybody has learned to read, they've learned English or some other standardized language. I especially don't see the point of using transliterated spellings ("dem" vs. "them", etc.) considering that anybody who has learned to read would have learned the "proper" spelling.

Second, Pidgin is not standardized. It's a mix of English and local languages, so there are quite wide variations depending on the location. It seems that the BBC solves this problem by focusing on Nigerian Pidgin but using only the most common slang words. The result is not really full-fledged Pidgin, more like English with Pidgin grammar and transliterated spelling. They estimate that 75 million Nigerians speak Pidgin, but how many of those actually want to read this watered-down Pidgin?

Also, these article titles made me giggle:
"Why dem dey call Hurricane human being name"
"Ghana import 30 million condoms but dem no use am"
Then I remembered that proper English article titles are often just as stupid.

41 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8765 02:39

>>40 you mean to tell me that this is all just a poorly thought out attempt by the BBC to virtue signal how much they love diversity and multiculturalism? I am shocked, shocked I say!

42 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8765 02:56

I was thinking this when reading the article. I can't imagine this came from a well thought out conversation between reasonable people. Some guy probably pitched it, and they just greenlit it in an effort to be inclusive then got some sucker who dey tasked wit don writing dem articles.

43 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8765 06:11

Manslaughter#involuntary_manslaughter -> Moscone-Milk assassinations -> White Night riots -> Kaposi's sarcoma -> AIDS-defining clinical condition -> Discredited_HIV/AIDS_origins_theories -> Retrovirus -> RNA world hypothesis -> Abiogenesis

that was a weird 4 hours, how did I get here

44 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8766 00:25

Anchorman has a few great one-liners, like "60 percent of the time, it works every time," "well, that escalated quickly," and "I love lamp." But when you actually watch the movie, it's terrible.

I guess most comedy movies are really just 1 minute of funny jokes and 89 minutes of filler.

45 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8766 00:44

yeah, I like to make references to the scent of rich mahogany and leatherbound books once in a while, but it's not a movie I'd care to watch again

46 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8766 02:26

You ask me which one I support, I say it's like if shit and piss were fighting in the street. Sure, I might have an extremely marginal preference for one over the other but what I really wish for is that someone would just flush the toilet so I didn't have to look at either of them anymore.

47 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8766 05:32

Hm, it's a typical "Frat Pack" comedy. Gravitates too close to SNL's "we gotta do this live every week, let's just stretch the joke till its thinner than tinfoil" concept. Hardly the first time anyone's made a feature film forgetting that good ones take special advantage of the medium, but perhaps a basis of comparison of how typical comedy films outta Hollywood lately don't seem to hold up.

If you compare it to comedy films of prior decades (the shitty forgettable ones, let's leave the hits out of this), there seems to be a general avoidance of rapid-fire wit, slapstick, visual comedy with practical FX props, being perceived as politically incorrect (not even daring to toy with your sense of it), and jokes too erudite for most people to get. I mean, for my tastes, good riddance to "gross-out" humor and shallow parodies,* but in an era of widespread film piracy and competitive streaming services, this unwillingness to take risks seems like a bad call.

I will say I much dislike Will Ferrell's usual buffoon roles; he's funnier as a straight man and it's an easier sell considering he's 6'3".

  • Friedberg and Seltzer are actually still at it and making cash money, I just don't see them heavily advertised as they were in the 00s.

48 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8766 08:29

s2e14, Riker and his dad have some kind of blindfolded kendo duel with giant cotton swabs, a hanging banner in the background says うるさい やつら. Before the match they bow and greet each other in distorted Japanese and the caption says "chanting in unknown ceremonial language", lol. Riker calls out his dad for making an illegal attack with a penalty name that's not actually a word, just pseudo-Japanese gibberish. I am actually 30 years late in noticing this.

49 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8766 15:59

Is there a gitaigo (?) for winking? Like "jiiiii" for someone staring or "dokidoki" for a heart beating. I can picture a manga panel with a cute girl winking with a katakana sound effect sort of thing

50 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8766 16:16

This whole week's been a complete blowup!! Next week has to be better, right?

51 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8766 17:33

non-newtonian gender fluid

52 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8766 18:32

When I go to lunch, I don't want Ethiopian Dirt Chicken.

53 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8767 07:46

>>52 Kentucky Dirt Chicken isn't much better.

54 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8767 08:57

When is the next Philadelphia Foodtacular coming around?

55 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8767 08:58

>>49 maybe パチ?

56 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8767 09:06

tsuki no shita de, with a loli

57 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8767 11:00

The door is rusted shut. Just like my heart.

58 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8767 12:40

everything I like keeps getting older

59 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8767 16:21

>>55 Not quite but thanks for the suggestion. It was for a sort of pun, I went with Korean instead, 눈짓

60 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8767 16:47

There doesn't appear to be a clear consensus. パチ and variations are attested, but it seems the more common manga idiom to have a shooting star alone.

To further confuse the issue, there is that "lol I'm a dope" winking pose where the star is because they're "hitting" their head and that sound is コン or コッ (because it's empty).

61 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8767 18:30

Got $2,572.67 on my mind

62 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8767 20:01

"Lie Me To The Moon" would make a great parody song for moon landing deniers

63 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8768 02:59

No no no, it's very much corporeal

64 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8768 16:12

A word of advice: Don't bite the skin off the underside of your toe.

65 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8768 18:38

Lie me to the moon
Let me falsify the stars
Let me see what filmin' 's like
On a, Hollywood Boulevard
In other words, 237
In other words, Kubrick faked it

66 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8769 17:29

Fat blanket fat blanket fat blanket

67 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8769 19:56

You name a fruit "mangosteen" and don't expect a beat down?

68 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8770 04:53

Sorryman the Magnificent

69 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8770 17:53

The problem with buying novelty wine is you have to drink it because nobody else will.

70 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8770 20:11

What is novelty wine

71 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8770 21:52

>>70 Cheap wine in cock-shaped bottles

72 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8771 02:59

Was it Riesling? Riesling belongs in cock shaped bottles

73 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8771 09:42

The three fire kings who rule each shelf of my fridge

74 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8771 17:29

Rava Zhanva

75 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8771 17:52

my city now

76 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8771 21:39

Intense baby babble

77 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8771 22:24

( ゚ ヮ゚) Bubble baby babble boobers!

78 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8771 23:06

Sometimes I post to see the current DQN time to check if a spooky coincidental post was posted at the same time as me talking about the same subject IRL

79 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8771 23:17

Well, isn't this nice.

80 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8772 00:46

Oh fuck I clicked it pls no v&

81 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8772 12:35

Hello I am 500 year old girl, if you talk me please write Scarlet Devil Mansion basement.

82 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8772 18:46

I don't like cheesecake.

83 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8772 20:28

God fucking damn it. I wasted several evenings on this one feature, trying to do it this weird-ass way, and just now managed to do it about a fucktillion times better in about 30 minutes, 6 compiler errors total including typos and tests, and 40 lines of code including blank lines. I guess you don't learn without making mistakes? Shitty mistakes that waste a lot of time?

84 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8772 21:27

been there more times than I'd like to count.

85 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8772 21:45

I'll have yours, then.

86 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8773 19:11

Calamine is soothing

87 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8773 23:14

But you know what? We don't spend money to get that PP

88 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8774 00:15

I wonder if that one other DQN who was on retrospring realized it came back.

89 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8774 04:20

When are all the political guys gonna bonk each other on the head again? Are they waiting it out since the media's tied up with all the hurricane coverage?

90 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8774 04:51

Trip report: Green Tea Pocky.

A little too sweet, kinda sickly sweet taste. 4/10

91 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8774 08:04

When's !ESpeoN/nPA gonna 196 GET again? Are they waiting it out since the board's tied up with all the necrobumping?

92 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8774 11:53

Can't stop thinking about blood.

93 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8774 12:11

I do now! Though I've kinda moved on from social networking since it died, it's cool to see it up and running ahain.

94 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8774 20:18

Blue boss tuna. Blue boss tuna. Blue boss tuna. KIMONGE!!

95 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8774 20:28

addendum: can't stop eating the fucking things

96 Name: ((●)トェェェイ(●)) : 1993-09-8774 22:56

Try the milk and caramel flavored Takenoko no Sato

97 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8775 07:18

No I don't want you to track me

98 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8775 11:52

Watching an expert user of a website (with no background in design) attempt to design a newcomer-friendly android application is fairly painful

99 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8775 17:05

What's really hot?
A woman giving in to overwhelming pleasure against her will.
The body conquers the mind.
This situation is most easily accomplished through rape, but I much prefer consensual or semi-consensual situations, such as:

  • Two couples swap partners, but the woman ends up enjoying the other man way more than intended.
  • A woman is pleasured or fucked while trying to focus on some unrelated task like reading the news. At some point she loses her concentration due to the overwhelming pleasure.
  • A woman is on some kind of game show and gets pleasured or fucked as a "punishment" for losing.

Unfortunately these situations are relatively rare compared to straightforward rape, and seem to only really exist in Japanese porn.

100 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8775 17:33

I wish all these people would go away so I could listen to some Goreshit already.

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