[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#25]

[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#25] (999)

1 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8760 03:24 [No]

I'm a slob.

152 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8786 02:52 [No]

Lately I've been getting a lot of phone calls, sometimes multiple per day, from numbers that I don't recognize. When I answer and say "hello?" the person on the other end hangs up without saying anything. Is it just the NSA checking in on me, making sure I'm where my Google Tracking Device says I am? I don't think I'm particularly worthy of surveilling, I barely even leave the house.

I am here, and I will likely be here without break for the next several days before I leave to go buy groceries, that's all, so please stop calling me at 8 am ok?

153 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8786 03:47 [No]

world's biggest pianist

154 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8786 06:27 [No]

Your eyes are stinky babies

155 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8786 18:32 [No]

>>148-151
I know that's you, Beady Eyes

156 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8786 22:22 [No]

>>152
This may be some sort of operation by telemarketers and phone scammers confirming the numbers in their database are valid. After I stopped answering any calls from unfamiliar numbers I got a significantly lower number of junk calls.

157 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8787 00:08 [No]

>>152
phone scammers are doing this thing where they spoof their caller id number and put in your area code and first three numbers to make you think they're local.

I moved without getting a new number about ten years ago, so when they started this, my phone blew up with Bumblefuck Iowa calls and I knew something strange was up.

158 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8787 18:49 [No]

Shindereraaaaa

159 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8787 19:32 [No]

Mad Libs but every verb is ejaculate and every noun is copy of the communist manifesto

160 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8788 00:24 [No]

Pets are just time-delayed tragedies.

161 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8788 15:44 [No]

Exothermic morning people

162 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8788 18:06 [No]

I don't care about the details or the politics of it, but just based on names Palestine sounds much nicer than Israel. It has the word "Pal" in it while Israel sounds like some sort of sub-boss demon

163 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8788 19:35 [No]

Also it has "stine" in it, which sounds Jewish. If anything, Palestein should be the Jewish state.

164 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8788 20:20 [No]

Is it normal to get high and hate music?

165 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8789 01:19 [No]

There should be 5 L's in belly.

166 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8789 06:49 [No]

>>162
The reason words ending in -el sound like demon names is probably because traditional demon names are often Hebrew (note: "el" means "of god", e.g. "Thaumiel", "twins of god").

167 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8789 19:54 [No]

>>166
But so are the names of angels. Gabriel, Michael, etc.

168 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8789 20:15 [No]

penus

169 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8789 22:30 [No]

falafel

170 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8790 00:53 [No]

Futari de STEP&GO!

171 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8790 03:14 [No]

>>169
may he burn in the deep fryers of Helllll!

172 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8790 03:59 [No]

falafel is pretty tasty actually

173 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8790 09:58 [No]

Breathing heavily after eating fast food. I don't do this often.

174 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8790 10:02 [No]

>>167
Yeah, they're Hebrew as well. Gabriel= hero of god, Michael= who can know god?

175 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8790 17:12 [No]

BOFU deez nuts

176 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8790 18:30 [No]

3 week old baby scared of 4 week old babies

177 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8790 19:26 [No]

I'm especially aroused by goddesses.

178 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8790 19:30 [No]

Americans: Ever watched a British police drama and wondered why they all call the matriarch officer "mom"?
It's because she is the queen policewoman and all constables are her offspring. She finds and mates with a king policeman from another county every Boing Season ("Spring" for you yanks). The mating ritual is a complex baton-twirling dance culminating in the male demonstrating that he does not need a firearm to fight crime.

179 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8791 11:54 [No]

>>160 I used to think this, but now I feel that this only holds true for children and people who are easily upset. In most cases the good moments outnumber any amount of sorrow, imo

>>175 LEGEND EST A MEME

180 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8791 15:58 [No]

IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR ME
YOU BETTER CHECK UNDER THE SEA
CAUSE THAT IS WHERE YOU'LL FIND ME

181 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8791 17:05 [No]

Boys, this DQN. It's a fine board.

182 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8791 17:15 [No]

>>180
Beelab 2021.

183 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8791 20:13 [No]

Chopper Dave, Chopper Dave. We have uh-oh, over.

184 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8791 20:30 [No]

I wonder if "Pepe" rhymes with "meme".

185 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8791 20:48 [No]

Pepe rhymes with poopoo

186 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8791 22:43 [No]

Trunp rhymes with trunk

187 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8792 03:38 [No]

Those fine folks just fucking conned me, I can't believe it.

188 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8792 12:43 [No]

It should really be Pepé, eh?

189 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8792 15:06 [No]

help there is a man in the firewehrstation

190 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8792 18:50 [No]

What a shitload of fuck. Asssss.

191 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8792 19:41 [No]

Yeah like memé

192 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8793 07:36 [No]

Malaise from too many MMA memés

193 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8793 08:03 [No]

HEY THERE MISTA CANDYMAN

194 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8793 11:33 [No]

I used to pronounce Pepe as "peep" but then the cool kids all made fun of me just like they did years ago for pronouncing meem as maymay

195 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8793 18:30 [No]

I want to make my own imageboard, where I would laugh at the in-jokes I invented. And then I would ban myself.

196 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8793 20:49 [No]

Nip it in the bud = Pinch, twiddle, tickle and nip, clitory-slip of a fingertip

197 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8793 22:18 [No]

I just want four walls and adobe flash for my girls.

198 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8794 00:24 [No]

I'm in a box. A great, big box.

199 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8794 02:50 [No]

200 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8794 03:41 [No]

Hulu and Spotify, who would have guessed it? They're cute together.

201 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8794 03:59 [No]

ぺぺ

202 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8794 04:00 [No]

So many of us, we wake up every day in fear. We're scared, and we're so frightened to leave the box. We work in a box, we drive to the office in a box, we eat lunch out of a box, we go home and live in a box, we spend five hours every night watching a box, and then we die in a box and call it a life. And my intent, my passion, my promise to you, is to remind you, you're not supposed to live in a box and die in a box.
And to remind you, don't believe in that way of mass thinking.

203 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8794 04:25 [No]

>>201
2 mountains 2 suns

204 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8794 08:28 [No]

>>197
But with a little girl, and by my spouse
I only want a multimedia software platform used for production of animations

205 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8794 15:50 [No]

Coffee makes me sweaty, which is a shame because I love it.

206 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8794 18:02 [No]

can't - can not
wouldn't - would not
ain't - ain't not

207 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8794 21:06 [No]

Who sizzle here?

208 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8795 20:36 [No]

>>203
薄, the August light

209 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8796 03:43 [No]

This is how we poop! 8)

210 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8796 14:14 [No]

it's not quite diarrhoea but it's making my butt uncomfortable

211 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8796 18:02 [No]

SHAQ BUILT IT KOBE KEPT THE LIGHTS ON

212 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8796 19:34 [No]

Greebling is kinda hard on the eyes.

213 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8796 20:44 [No]

Internet: Bad?

214 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8797 03:18 [No]

What happens in Batavia

215 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8797 04:44 [No]

At a Starbucks in the Star Wars universe: Hot Java Cool Jizz

216 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8797 18:37 [No]

ain't - (am|is) not

217 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8797 20:21 [No]

Sometimes I'm tempted to register homose.cx just for lulz. But that would be a waste of money that I don't have.

218 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8797 21:13 [No]

MC Eight Grizzle

219 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8797 21:28 [No]

I'm actually pretty comfortable with the whole being white thing.

220 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8798 01:13 [No]

YOUR CLOTHES ARE DRY YOU MOTHER FUCKER

221 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8798 03:04 [No]

I have a five sentence Russian essay due tomorrow at noon help

222 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8798 05:36 [No]

>>216
(am|is|are|ain) not

223 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8798 07:07 [No]

>>221
сука блять

224 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8798 16:27 [No]

>>221 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cStrvWANZjw

225 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8798 17:15 [No]

Gimme fiber baby whoa whoa gimme fiber

226 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8798 22:44 [No]

Pepsi is a bitch drink ergo, Africa is not a bitch continent

227 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8799 01:27 [No]

>>222
Ain'T is not Taint

228 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8799 06:18 [No]

Shit Where You Eat: A Guide to Cunnilingus for the Coprophile

229 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8799 06:19 [No]

Or would it be better with "Coprophage"

230 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8799 12:14 [No]

My vc says you should make it about feletion instead.

231 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8799 16:23 [No]

It's hard to sit through a Harry Potter movie when none of the characters are even remotely coyzzable.

232 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8799 16:34 [No]

oops wrong thread, though I was having that thought so nevermind.

233 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8799 23:01 [No]

rapemonster Donald
vc: reape

234 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8799 23:24 [No]

just saw a video of a penguin getting its ass ripped inside out by another bird while still alive

235 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8800 01:48 [No]

Big tiny baby

236 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8800 02:03 [No]

Huh. 2ch.net became 5ch.net for some inscrutable Japanese reason.

237 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8800 02:41 [No]

Guatemala is for people TOO DUMB for Mexico

238 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8800 04:24 [No]

"The GNU GIMP"

239 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8800 14:23 [No]

>>236
Probably the court proxy war between Hiro and Jim that Jim has no chance in hell of winning.

240 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8800 18:49 [No]

The GNIMP's Not UNIX

241 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8800 23:07 [No]

only dimly aware of a saturn of leaves in the air

242 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8801 03:48 [No]

OI M8 IT'S ME ROBERT FRIPP M8 I'LL SMACK YA GOB WIF MY GUITAR

243 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8801 04:02 [No]

The 9FRONT's not Unix

244 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8801 16:47 [No]

Caramel M&Ms are too damn fucking chewy. Takes forever to get them into a digestible state.

245 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8801 18:43 [No]

when you see something that says "Super Paper Mario" as you're scrolling by and have to scroll back because for a moment you thought it said "Super Raper Mario"

246 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8801 19:06 [No]

I hope I can tweet it

247 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8802 01:44 [No]

>>244
Sounds like milk duds

248 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8802 09:15 [No]

I look damn good in women's underwear

249 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8802 09:47 [No]

>>248
Prove it

250 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8802 09:47 [No]

>>248
Prove it

251 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8802 10:24 [No]

>>248 post your dick

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