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175 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8790 17:12

BOFU deez nuts

176 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8790 18:30

3 week old baby scared of 4 week old babies

177 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8790 19:26

I'm especially aroused by goddesses.

178 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8790 19:30

Americans: Ever watched a British police drama and wondered why they all call the matriarch officer "mom"?
It's because she is the queen policewoman and all constables are her offspring. She finds and mates with a king policeman from another county every Boing Season ("Spring" for you yanks). The mating ritual is a complex baton-twirling dance culminating in the male demonstrating that he does not need a firearm to fight crime.

179 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8791 11:54

>>160 I used to think this, but now I feel that this only holds true for children and people who are easily upset. In most cases the good moments outnumber any amount of sorrow, imo

>>175 LEGEND EST A MEME

180 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8791 15:58

IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR ME
YOU BETTER CHECK UNDER THE SEA
CAUSE THAT IS WHERE YOU'LL FIND ME

181 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8791 17:05

Boys, this DQN. It's a fine board.

182 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8791 17:15

>>180
Beelab 2021.

183 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8791 20:13

Chopper Dave, Chopper Dave. We have uh-oh, over.

184 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8791 20:30

I wonder if "Pepe" rhymes with "meme".

185 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8791 20:48

Pepe rhymes with poopoo

186 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8791 22:43

Trunp rhymes with trunk

187 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8792 03:38

Those fine folks just fucking conned me, I can't believe it.

188 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8792 12:43

It should really be Pepé, eh?

189 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8792 15:06

help there is a man in the firewehrstation

190 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8792 18:50

What a shitload of fuck. Asssss.

191 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8792 19:41

Yeah like memé

192 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8793 07:36

Malaise from too many MMA memés

193 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8793 08:03

HEY THERE MISTA CANDYMAN

194 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8793 11:33

I used to pronounce Pepe as "peep" but then the cool kids all made fun of me just like they did years ago for pronouncing meem as maymay

195 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8793 18:30

I want to make my own imageboard, where I would laugh at the in-jokes I invented. And then I would ban myself.

196 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8793 20:49

Nip it in the bud = Pinch, twiddle, tickle and nip, clitory-slip of a fingertip

197 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8793 22:18

I just want four walls and adobe flash for my girls.

198 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8794 00:24

I'm in a box. A great, big box.

199 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8794 02:50

<insert joke about the slang use of "box" to mean "vagina" here>

200 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8794 03:41

Hulu and Spotify, who would have guessed it? They're cute together.

201 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8794 03:59

‚Ø‚Ø

202 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8794 04:00

So many of us, we wake up every day in fear. We're scared, and we're so frightened to leave the box. We work in a box, we drive to the office in a box, we eat lunch out of a box, we go home and live in a box, we spend five hours every night watching a box, and then we die in a box and call it a life. And my intent, my passion, my promise to you, is to remind you, you're not supposed to live in a box and die in a box.
And to remind you, don't believe in that way of mass thinking.

203 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8794 04:25

>>201
2 mountains 2 suns

204 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8794 08:28

>>197
But with a little girl, and by my spouse
I only want a multimedia software platform used for production of animations

205 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8794 15:50

Coffee makes me sweaty, which is a shame because I love it.

206 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8794 18:02

can't - can not
wouldn't - would not
ain't - ain't not

207 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8794 21:06

Who sizzle here?

208 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8795 20:36

>>203
”–, the August light

209 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8796 03:43

This is how we poop! 8)

210 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8796 14:14

it's not quite diarrhoea but it's making my butt uncomfortable

211 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8796 18:02

SHAQ BUILT IT KOBE KEPT THE LIGHTS ON

212 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8796 19:34

Greebling is kinda hard on the eyes.

213 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8796 20:44

Internet: Bad?

214 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8797 03:18

What happens in Batavia

215 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8797 04:44

At a Starbucks in the Star Wars universe: Hot Java Cool Jizz

216 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8797 18:37

ain't - (am|is) not

217 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8797 20:21

Sometimes I'm tempted to register homose.cx just for lulz. But that would be a waste of money that I don't have.

218 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8797 21:13

MC Eight Grizzle

219 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8797 21:28

I'm actually pretty comfortable with the whole being white thing.

220 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8798 01:13

YOUR CLOTHES ARE DRY YOU MOTHER FUCKER

221 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8798 03:04

I have a five sentence Russian essay due tomorrow at noon help

222 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8798 05:36

>>216
(am|is|are|ain) not

223 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8798 07:07

>>221
„ƒ„…„{„p „q„|„‘„„„Ž

224 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8798 16:27

225 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8798 17:15

Gimme fiber baby whoa whoa gimme fiber

226 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8798 22:44

Pepsi is a bitch drink ergo, Africa is not a bitch continent

227 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8799 01:27

>>222
Ain'T is not Taint

228 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8799 06:18

Shit Where You Eat: A Guide to Cunnilingus for the Coprophile

229 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8799 06:19

Or would it be better with "Coprophage"

230 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8799 12:14

My vc says you should make it about feletion instead.

231 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8799 16:23

It's hard to sit through a Harry Potter movie when none of the characters are even remotely coyzzable.

232 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8799 16:34

oops wrong thread, though I was having that thought so nevermind.

233 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8799 23:01

rapemonster Donald
vc: reape

234 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8799 23:24

just saw a video of a penguin getting its ass ripped inside out by another bird while still alive

235 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8800 01:48

Big tiny baby

236 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8800 02:03

Huh. 2ch.net became 5ch.net for some inscrutable Japanese reason.

237 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8800 02:41

Guatemala is for people TOO DUMB for Mexico

238 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8800 04:24

"The GNU GIMP"

239 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8800 14:23

>>236
Probably the court proxy war between Hiro and Jim that Jim has no chance in hell of winning.

240 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8800 18:49

The GNIMP's Not UNIX

241 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8800 23:07

only dimly aware of a saturn of leaves in the air

242 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8801 03:48

OI M8 IT'S ME ROBERT FRIPP M8 I'LL SMACK YA GOB WIF MY GUITAR

243 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8801 04:02

The 9FRONT's not Unix

244 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8801 16:47

Caramel M&Ms are too damn fucking chewy. Takes forever to get them into a digestible state.

245 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8801 18:43

when you see something that says "Super Paper Mario" as you're scrolling by and have to scroll back because for a moment you thought it said "Super Raper Mario"

246 Name: (iœjĪªª²iœj) : 1993-09-8801 19:06

I hope I can tweet it

247 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8802 01:44

>>244
Sounds like milk duds

248 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8802 09:15

I look damn good in women's underwear

249 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8802 09:47

>>248
Prove it

250 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8802 09:47

>>248
Prove it

251 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8802 10:24

>>248 post your dick

252 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8802 10:51

apes and rapes

253 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8802 17:25

It'd be neat if I could fill in all the reply forms on the page and reply to ten threads at once.

254 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8802 18:16

>>253
And every one would be "dicks out for Harambe"?

255 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8802 18:44

Every good idea has risks, son.

256 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8802 21:19

330,003 Crossdressers at the nile of Nampa's Nana

257 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8802 21:24

Eternal October, November, December, September

258 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8802 22:03

Post you are dick.

259 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8802 23:32

you are dick.

260 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8803 00:23

What good is having an imageboard if no one is swapping dick pics on it.

261 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8803 00:44

>>260
The fap thread is gone again

262 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8803 00:56

>>261
I'm fine with that.

263 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8803 01:30

>>261
BPS really should change that.

264 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8803 06:45

>>261
NO! NOT THE FAP THREAD!

265 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8803 10:53

My favourite part of Sehaga was when the girls graduated, "it's time to sing the school anthem!" and they go "Se-gaaa"

266 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8803 15:51

MARINES MADE OUT OF METAL, METAL MARIIINES~

267 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8803 18:52

how is cock and ball torture supposed to help you quit smoking

268 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8803 18:55

fuck fuck fuck

269 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8803 20:11

I'm gone for a week and I feel like an outsider because the threads have had more than 10 replies

270 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8803 20:15

>>269
We gave your seat to the new guy, so you have to sit in the most uncomfortable seat now.

271 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8803 20:54

>>270
Is it the one with the butt spike? Fine by me either way, just checking is all

272 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8804 02:30

No, 3's got that one.

You've got the one that has short front legs so it's leaning forward, and the back is leaned even more forward, and there are 144 thumbtacks glued to the seat and seat back.

273 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8804 03:05

Also there's a poorly grounded heavy electric motor with an off-center flywheel attached under the seat so that not only does the chair vibrate causing the thumbtacks to keep digging into your ass and back, but now and then there are cripplingly powerful electric shocks.

And finally, it's painted a sad shade of pink pastel.

274 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8804 04:30

i should organize the files on my drive

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