[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#25]

[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current thought [Brains][Thinking][Personal][#25] (999)

1 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8760 03:24 [No]

I'm a slob.

348 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8816 18:16 [No]

Three jobs to finish and I'm working on my own stuff instead. I feel good about that.

349 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8816 20:09 [No]

leaving handfuls of bottle caps lying around my house so that in 300 years an enterprising mailman can find them on my skeletal corpse and use them to buy a can of beans

350 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8816 22:27 [No]

tfw you're an Awano but want to be a Kuze

351 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8817 03:37 [No]

Hi, I'm a bank. If you want, you can pay me $20 a month and I'll hold your money for you. Anytime you need some of your money you can come to my house and ask for it and I'll give it back to you, but only in increments of $20 up to $500 at a time, and only if it's between 10 am and 4 pm Monday through Thursday. Also, I'm going to take your money and go gambling with it. If I win I'll keep everything I win and if I lose then the government will use your tax money to pay you back most of the money that I lost for you. It's up to you of course, but if you don't agree then you'll never be able to buy a car or house, rent an apartment, pay any of your bills, buy food or clothing, or be paid by your employer. Also my house is always 3 degrees too cold.

352 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8817 10:45 [No]

TF2 rudely barging in to my download queue with a 1.2GB update when I have more important things to download. I hardly even play it any more!

353 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8818 00:04 [No]

kinoko tabemashita
trance kikimashita
choushi agatte kita

354 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8818 08:04 [No]

Baby powder is a power smell

355 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8818 09:56 [No]

power word Kill

356 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8818 10:17 [No]

reluctantly trying docker

357 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8818 11:04 [No]

>>356
Scratch that, there's better things to do

358 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8818 16:30 [No]

Huh. The latest windows update fixed a framerate glitch in the game I'm making.

Neat.

359 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8818 17:22 [No]

Remember kids, when facing the consequences of your own poor life decisions, be sure to swerve directly into the emotional pain and maximise damage to your mental health, because you're a bad person and you deserve it.

360 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8818 18:37 [No]

>>358
Bug hunting rule no. 1: It's your own code.
Bug hunting rule no. 1.5: Unless it's Windows

361 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8818 22:20 [No]

>>360
Wise words. I will heed them.

362 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8819 05:15 [No]

実はリック・アンド・モーティを理解するために、とても高いＩＱが必要だ。ユーモアは巧妙で理論物理学の基本の知らない普通の視聴者にはネタすべりが多い。さらにリックの虚無主義的な世界観、キャラに上手く織り込んでて例え彼自身の世界観は人民の意志の文学に影響される所が多い。ファンなら分かっている筈だ。そのネタの深さを分かる能力がある。ただの面白いネタじゃなくて、ジンセイ自体の深い論評だ。その上でリック・アンド・モーティ気に入らない奴は本当にバカだな。あいつらはツルゲーネフのロシアン叙事詩「父と子」の謎めいた言及を含むリックの存在的なキャッチフレーズ「ウアッバラッバダブダブ」のユーモアが分からないことは当然だ。今そのあいつらの一人のバカがダン・ハーモンの天才をテレビで観て全然分からないままで頭を引っかくイメージを想像して嘲笑する。アホめ…俺は哀れむぜ。😂

ちなみにリック・アンド・モーティ刺青が俺にはちゃんとあるよ。はい、お前に見せない。女子だけに見せるものだから。そうすら見せる前に俺のＩＱに５点以内（以下の方が最良）のを証明させるのだ。 Nothin personnel kid 😎

363 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8819 07:17 [No]

Hey my name's Bryan and this is my band Nocturnal Emissions

364 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8819 07:31 [No]

Let's get umami

365 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8819 12:37 [No]

docker-compose down

366 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8819 12:37 [No]

Let's get onani.

367 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8819 12:50 [No]

Let's get retarded yeah let's get retarded in here

368 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8819 18:17 [No]

>>361
You flatter me! I am no sage, just an annoying quipster.

369 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8819 19:08 [No]

17 years later, this music is still amazing.

370 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8819 19:23 [No]

>>369 I can only assume you mean this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQCQnARnKbc

371 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8820 01:11 [No]

>>370 Not even close.

372 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8820 06:00 [No]

They pickled me Monty

373 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8820 14:46 [No]

let's get this partly started

374 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8820 15:07 [No]

What the fuck happened to gelbooru? At first I was ok with the "plz disable adblock we need mo money fo dem programs" but now the entire site is one big ad that tries to install 6000 russian botnets every time i click an image.

375 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8821 04:22 [No]

I could go for a pizza right now. 2 toopings

376 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8821 06:01 [No]

Pansexual is just "bisexual, but also it's obvious that they're a feminist."

377 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8821 06:06 [No]

its not enough just to win, i want my opponent to say "wow, i really suck, i should just take my computer and move into the dumpster. this is my home now, this is where i belong"

378 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8821 07:07 [No]

supcux

379 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8821 17:12 [No]

Gorilla video games

380 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8821 20:10 [No]

Human music. I like it.

381 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8821 23:07 [No]

Hunan music, I like it.

382 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8822 17:10 [No]

SO TOUCH MY BODY
IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT
BUT DON'T TOUCH MY HEART
AS IF I COULD EVER BE THE ONE YOU LOVE

383 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8822 18:08 [No]

Vindalooooooooo

384 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8822 18:41 [No]

My DiCk Is So HaRd It CoUlD bReAk ApArT

385 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8822 21:59 [No]

Master Chief

386 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8822 23:19 [No]

My captcha is quefe, but I can't think of a joke to wrap around that.

my braim don work

387 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8823 06:30 [No]

I thought about how there are people even dumber than me and got sad.

388 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8823 07:55 [No]

>>387
Right? How is that even possible

_{_{something in the back of my mind tells me that's the joke you were making}}

389 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8823 14:04 [No]

Soggy sandwich for breakfast

390 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8823 15:21 [No]

A monotheist calls the love of god, what a polytheist calls the god of love.

391 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8823 20:52 [No]

I feel like I'm too smart to enjoy things.

392 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8824 07:52 [No]

It was an accident. Both times.

393 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8824 14:35 [No]

>>391
You're not, you're just a miser

394 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8824 22:54 [No]

Wag, the dog, bites man

395 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8825 03:40 [No]

Anyways, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread. I went to Yoshinoya-sensei's house the other day. Yes, that Yoshinoya-sensei. Well anyways it was really nice. She served us tea and crackers, we chatted about Monet a bit and then she showed me some of the cosplays she'd been working on. I can definitely recommend it, even to amateurs.

396 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8826 00:18 [No]

Why is every discord filled with furries and faggots

397 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8826 04:11 [No]

>>395
But Yoshinoya-sensei is dead, her VA died so that means she is also dead.

398 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8826 13:33 [No]

wow

399 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8826 16:30 [No]

>>397 Did she get stabbed?

400 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8826 17:07 [No]

Add a shoehorn to the standard Swiss Army knife

401 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8826 17:58 [No]

>>400 Just use the Knife setting to cut a bigger hole in your shoes

402 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8826 19:05 [No]

Himmler, set yer Offiziersmesser to Knife!

403 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8826 22:54 [No]

a growing urge to ejectulate

404 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8826 23:51 [No]

>>401
I cut my heels off

405 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8827 01:22 [No]

wo shi ma lu wai ren desu

406 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8827 04:26 [No]

once a year or so i remember that akinator exists and spend a night having it guess hitler and random anime characters

407 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8827 19:39 [No]

You can post on DQN with JavaScript disabled.

408 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8827 19:41 [No]

>>406
I just tried it with Sonya Rostova from War and Peace, and it instead guessed Sonia Semyonovna Marmeladov from Crime and Punishment. Pah!

409 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8827 20:38 [No]

You know, I'm watching all this compiler output, and I don't even remember what it's for.

410 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8828 12:04 [No]

>>408 I was thinking of Ante Pavelić but it guessed Hitler after only like 9 questions. I guess it got thrown off when I answered yes to:

>Is your character European?
>Did your character participate in WWII?
>Did your character govern his country?
>Was your character a Nazi?

411 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8828 16:33 [No]

I keep looking at that little "Tell me what you want to do" search bar in Word and thinking, "kill myself"

412 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8828 17:00 [No]

Maiyo maiyo maiyo maiyo wasshoi

413 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8828 17:24 [No]

>>411 WordPerfect had an option for that back in the DOS days.

414 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8828 19:55 [No]

Inninowww

415 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8828 21:37 [No]

Heuristics my assssssssssssss

416 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8828 23:34 [No]

and rape

417 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8829 01:21 [No]

It's so nice not to have to give a shit.

418 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8829 01:22 [No]

After reading several definitions on it, after reading encyclopedia entries on it, and after reading articles about it, I still don't know what hermeneutics is.

419 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8829 06:10 [No]

>>418
Here's a summary of the major points:
+100% research points
A potential of +40 shared prestige.

420 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8829 23:06 [No]

Get STUPID

421 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8830 04:38 [No]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

422 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8830 11:25 [No]

a week too late

423 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8831 19:12 [No]

Ah, you're back, I was worried

424 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8831 21:09 [No]

I was starting to have SAoVQ flashbacks

vc: veghole

425 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8831 21:22 [No]

I just texted a girl I've been dating that I miss her and she answered back telling me that I should get a dog or a fish.

It'd be pretty funny if it didn't hurt so much.

426 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8831 21:30 [No]

>>425
Get deep into salt water aquariums and ignore her. That'll show her.

427 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8831 22:09 [No]

>>425 once you stop giving a fuck in general it won't hurt anymore.

428 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8831 22:41 [No]

I guess I'm not banned after all

429 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8831 23:02 [No]

That was a worrying several hours! Good job >>428 wasn't actually banned, otherwise 4-ch would cease to exist permanently!

430 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8831 23:58 [No]

>>425
Most relationships are a sick game where the person who cares the least wins. (Or at least pretends to)

431 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8832 00:16 [No]

>>426
>>427
>>430

I guess she was trying to breakup with me in a jokesy exaggerated way but it came across as pretty heartless and mean. She did give me a more sensible breakup spiel later on.

432 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8832 00:25 [No]

Huzzah!

433 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8832 18:02 [No]

I guess it's time to stab them in the brain again

434 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8832 19:41 [No]

>>430
I cared the least and I still feel like shit. What's my prize?

435 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8833 00:11 [No]

go fishing with my Master Bait

436 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8833 02:17 [No]

Use every part of their body

437 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8833 06:45 [No]

are you a neet if you finish your degree but then don't get a job?

438 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8833 09:29 [No]

Yes, because at that point you are not in education, employment or training, you're a clever NEET. Best days of my life

439 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8833 18:01 [No]

Motivation: DOWN ⬇

440 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8833 20:19 [No]

>>439 Motivation: UP+UP ⬆︎⬆︎

441 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8833 21:11 [No]

I feel pissed off

442 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8833 23:09 [No]

I feel pissed on

443 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8833 23:27 [No]

Urine, pronounced the way Thoughty2 does.

444 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8834 02:12 [No]

Uhlans and only uhlans

445 Name: (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) : 1993-09-8834 04:33 [No]

I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine.

446 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8834 19:17 [No]

Wading through error logs and find a bunch of password changes. Most of them just look like usernames from the 90s. Two stick in my mind: Bilbobaggins6969 and Password1.

447 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8834 23:48 [No]

I could do without hobbits doing oral sex, myself.

vc: foulpish

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