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550 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8852 02:56

How do I "eat slow"?

551 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8852 03:52

Make a bunch of slow
Pour it in a bowl
Lap it oonnnnnn up.

552 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8852 11:23

>>549
pluralkin

553 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8853 09:12

Lads' Night

554 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8853 15:30

You think my face is shitty, just wait till you see my ass.

555 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8853 17:14

You think my ass is shitty, and you'd be right.

556 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8853 18:38

Just got a youtube ad for black friday... from google. You'd think they'd know how to expire ads on their own platform.

557 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8854 16:00

Cuckerberg could make anime legal and weed real, I still wouldn't vote for him.

558 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8854 16:25

L dies Night

559 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8854 19:02

Lies nig

560 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8854 23:20

>>556
But... cyber monday...

561 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8854 23:21

slutty catboys

562 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8855 08:20

I wish the name Patches the Hyena didn't make me think of furries

563 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8855 08:35

‘ό–μ”LŠΤ would be a good name for an anime catgirl

564 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8855 19:31

>>560
It was something along the lines of "Don't forget, Black Friday is coming up!". And it was a Sunday. And, you may note, Monday and Friday are different days.

565 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8856 00:36

5 shit years is nothing in the grand scheme of things.

566 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8856 00:38

I can't stand this male attention whore.

567 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8856 09:44

attention whore(male)

568 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8856 14:37

Huh. Matt Lauer DID suck it.

569 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8856 18:24

Gimme my gun, say me waan my gun

570 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8856 19:48

I made a thread on /code/ and half of the posts are mine.

571 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8856 20:48

I love how the Shii default name looks like she's judging you if you don't have the right fonts.

572 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8857 05:25

Looks like we have another attempted suicide via overdosing.

573 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8857 06:55

https://www.xtube.com/video-watch/crossdress-masturbation-27-28090891

I know I know, GAY, but scroll down to the comments. This guy leaves google-translated walls of text about eating ass on every single jap crossdresser video. It's DQN quality.

574 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8857 16:07

Java is an esoteric language developed by Sun in 1994. According to Java's official site Java is able to "calculate your mortgage interest"

575 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8857 21:54

>>573

>onado

My penis brother.

576 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8858 10:45

I have become increasingly concerned as of late. It seems that every time I open DQN there's podcast-brain political drones trying to drag even this corpse of a site onto the blaze. If any of you who post these things are reading this, break your keyboard and cancel your web service, but most of all STOP.

577 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8858 20:58

I really should be working.

578 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8858 22:09

>>576
Communist detected

579 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8859 02:39

I stand alone against mad computer god with wall-to-wall corrupt cop communist masterrace frankenstein radio controls.

580 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8859 12:44

>>579
We, of the brain bank city on the far side of the moon, thank you for all your hard work.

581 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8859 17:38

buncha fuckin pinkos

582 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8859 21:24

Want to use Chez Scheme now it's no longer proprietary, maybe I'll also use Allegro and make a little game

583 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8859 23:26

With all the time that wireless charging will save me, I'll have two or maybe three minutes to spare at the end of my life.

584 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8860 06:21

I just like claiming to be a leftist to piss people off.

585 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8860 06:29

Afraid that I'm going to pull my foreskin back to reveal an arm of Cthulhu.

586 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8860 08:18

>>582
I've heard awful things about Allegro and portability.

587 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8860 10:47

I should port CoC to JavaScript.

588 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8860 11:33

>>586
Really? It looks like that's one of its main strengths.
I may compare with csfml or sdl or irrlicht before committing anyway, because I'm going to assume I've got to write FFI bindings and I don't want something with a massive API.

589 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8860 17:56

>>588
One of its main advertised strengths. The awful things I've heard involve unpredictable failures to deliver on that promise.

590 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8860 19:46

>>589
That's awfully vague but I'll take your word for it

591 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8860 19:58

45% never felt so far away

592 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8860 20:33

>>590
I will grant that I don't have any direct experience with it, but I know a couple of people who do, and their sentiments seem to be generally negative.
I mean, go ahead and give it a try. Maybe your game won't run up against any bugs in Allegro.

593 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8860 23:10

>>590,592
Amateur code porter here with quite a few (shitty, amateur, low-effort) ports going back many yonks: I still never know what will break when (e.g.) recompiling a bog-standard cross-platform-library-using program. Hate to say it, but you're best off leaping instead of looking and sometimes risks will not pay off, or not easily. Them's the breaks.

Unsurprisingly, the best written and/or most self-contained code tends to present the fewest problems in this respect. Something like an indie-scale game or even a dynamically recompiling emulator (well, for the same target architecture) tends to be more portable than one might suspect; that part is mostly "code is code" and I'm surprised by how well that tends to work out despite that the internal logic itself may be a buggy piece of shit--it's the same buggy piece of shit, but programmers aren't usually out to write endian-sensitive code for example.

So, something about the interfacing with the hardware (even indirectly) causes the lion's share of fuckiness and undefined behavior when you're porting things naively. That kind of shit is why games typically haven't dealt well with hibernation modes. Heck, black-box fuckery is why Stallman's been on a multi-decade autistic crusade in the first place.

Naturally, I have not touched on GUI code; that tends to be a high-effort / just deal with wrong-looking stuff issue no matter what you do.

594 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8861 01:08

The 9front and Cat-v people were right all along, static simple clean code is better and easier than including every library and compiling dynamically.

595 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8862 17:06

Almost fell off the bed today, lads.

596 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8862 21:50

>>594
The 9front and Cat-v people tricked everyone into thinking that Unix was stable. Or consistent. Or standardized. Suffice it to say, the ethos of said people isn't very strong. If those people had their way, there'd be no such thing as d-trace or ZFS. Ironically, the greatest achievements of Unix are the very amendments to the Unix model that traditionalists resent most deeply.

597 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8862 22:01

Sendmail was the best thing about Unix, when is ReactOS going to be stable?

598 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8863 00:54

ASS ASS ASS
DO YOU LIKE
MY CAR

599 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8863 06:49

An MMORPG focused on competitive questing - there are only so many bear asses to go around, so you have to fight over them. But then doing a few quests gets you access to a dungeon, which you run in groups with anyone else who's unlocked it. Most dungeons are segmented, so you do more quests to get deeper. There's also a property system with co-ownership, renting, and squatter's rights.

600 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8863 10:21

I just want a good non-violent Doom wad.

601 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8863 16:16

ME HORNY

602 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8863 18:52

Well excuse me, ummm, ummm, well excuse me

603 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8863 20:09

>>599
Sounds ripe for abuse, much like the IRL system

604 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8863 20:35

the LispM will rise again (it won't).

605 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8864 07:23

My greatest fear is that my left nut is numb from nerve damage. That or cowboys.

606 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8864 19:03

When the going gets tough, turn into a slug or a pillow.

607 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8864 19:32

How would cowboys make your left nut numb?

608 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8864 21:43

get the knowledge
free your mind
ride your cycle

609 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8865 11:35

pico-8 is buggy shit and I'm fed up with it but I've got to finish this game before xmas. shit

610 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8865 16:59

> white russians kind of taste like mystery oreos
> turns out mystery oreos are fruity pebble flavor

mfw

611 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8865 22:06

I looked at allegro's issue list on github, and whoo boy. Will definitely go with SDL, given you can probably run it on a toaster.

So,

Chez Scheme Version 9.4
Copyright 1984-2016 Cisco Systems, Inc.
> (import (sdl))
> (current-platform)
"Linux"

612 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8866 02:17

man, the detail work on this one's going to be a cast iron bitch.

613 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8866 03:47

>>598
ASS ASS ASS
DO YOU LIKE
MY ASS

614 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8866 07:43

KRO GUNK MAX FRESH

615 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8866 10:50

Dragon dragon dragon dragon dragon dragon dragon dragon
ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS

616 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8867 10:22

this is quite a conversation stopper (in my head)

617 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8868 15:27

wow i hate porg

618 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8868 16:36

At least we're not as sad as e2

619 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8869 01:13

What to do with Lisp

620 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8869 02:48

>>618 I miss e2. It was good.

621 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8869 04:55

I want you to kill me (with lyrics)

622 Name: (iœjΔͺͺͺ²iœj) : 1993-09-8869 07:49

A baby was born

623 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8869 17:45

Lithp

624 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8870 04:37

verification i want a big hrefresh on my ampersand oh i wish i hada a girflriend

625 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8870 11:21

Wtf baby moose baby goose

626 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8870 11:31

One of the Japanese guys from the main branch got me for secret santa and got me a mona shirt, and I don't think he realises how much I love it

627 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8870 13:30

>>626 Aw that's great, that really warmed my cockles

628 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8870 17:02

NO SUCH THING AS A BOOGEYMAN

629 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8870 18:58

But there is...

....the Boogerbear!

630 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8870 21:18

print out a picture of my dick and tape it to the wall at the bathroom of the louvre so i can say that my dick is hanging in the louvre

631 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8871 02:31

oh, i thought it was obvious? his plan always has been to sell us microwave power from the moon, then redirect beams at pockets of resistance.

632 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8872 08:21

I'm stupid enough to understand the appeal, but also aware that this is a problem.

633 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8872 09:27

wow so the us government is making "you can access a secret area of VIP quality if you pay me enough" into a reality

634 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8872 10:29

>>633 good thing I hoarded my VIPcoins when they were $10 a pop. Now I can ride the wave!

635 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8872 11:54

That is completely the wrong hole.

636 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8872 15:35

I miss analog copper telephony.

637 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8872 21:49

Ecstatically muttering "jolly... white... fat man..." under your breath while you rub your pussy is not erotic to me.

638 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8873 05:36

Back to the drawing board.

639 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8873 08:14

Pai wants to throttle me?
How about I throttle him

640 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8873 08:31

oh, pai

641 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8873 09:07

I did throttle him I did noooot

642 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8873 12:07

>>636
DIY. ADSL works over wet string and, famously, barbed wire

643 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8873 14:09

Who here got the plague? None of you got the plague as good as I do.

644 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8873 23:39

>>642
Telecoms HATE Her! Learn How This Mom Used One Weird Trick To Get 1GB Down With A Cosmic Shitload Of Astral Carrier Pigeons

645 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8875 21:25

Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurtling down the highway.

646 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8876 00:18

the dude in front of me sure is round. like, really spherical.

647 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8876 00:47

gConsider a spherical dude...h

648 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8876 01:39

>>615
DRAGONASSTATTOODRAGONASSTATTOODRAGONASSTATTOODRAGONASSTATTOODRAGONASSTATTOO

649 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-8876 12:42

in a way, oingo boingo is pretty denpa-kei

consider the way they combine quick, upbeat, almost frantic instrumentals with lyrics that are macabre, darkly humorous or even nonsensical

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