Previously:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/-255,257-
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
#15 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/
#17 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1430947686/
#18 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1440133389/
#19 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1447380051/
#20 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1454364216/
#21 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1462941578/
#22 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1473295155/-383,385-
#23 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1480168637/
#24 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489348442/
#25 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1503631448/
#26 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1519019746/
#27 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1526013591/
#28 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1529348654/
#29 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1531317324/
Let's try to get along edition
The phrase bothers me a little because it reminds me of those fuckers who don't pronounce/type very carefully and drop "n't" from things that maybe uhhhh you should not be making the fucking opposite statement, like when, say, denying bestiality.
Humans are, relative to everything else we know about, excellent conversationalists; Bob could have said literally anything else and the context and his tone of voice would tell Alice everything she needed to know.
This "logical conclusion" for Bob's statement, if that is the only logical conclusion and if it actually is a logical conclusion, sounds like more of a statement of Bob's opinions of Alice's oratory skills ("I did care a bit, but you're going to suck the fun out of it, so please don't tell me").
> See also the pineapple on pizza "controversy"
i think you're literally the only one person on the internet who isn't in on the joke.
> ("I did care a bit, but you're going to suck the fun out of it, so please don't tell me").
that's quite the leap for a logical conclusion lol, especially considering that the intended meaning is so obviously not giving any amounts of shit regardless of who is Bob speaking to. no condition whatsoever on the original expression. what am i even reading.
The implied conditional of "I would like some of that corn, please" can only be "you're going to give it to me"
Smoking salvia gives me the feeling of hopping off the treadmill that powers reality. There was a tree-like being there who didn't really say anything, but gave me the feeling of "yes, this is the true reality... why do you seem so surprised?" Coming back to sober reality I was quite shaken, I also had that feeling that this was a façade
pineapple on pizza is whatever, but ...
is a hotdog a sandwich!??!? OMFGyesn't
someone who declares the amount of shit they don't give probably thinks it an excellent substitute for saying what they do care about, but in general, it isn't. instead, it's a conversation-terminating cliche, which generally comes across as boorish. and perhaps they think that an excellent substitute for character, but i think it is not.
having said that, it is an okay thing to declare "so what?" or "i don't care about that". we only have limited time to pay attention to shit so we should be very careful that we don't have an opinion on every little thing, else we never pay enough devotion to the things we actually want to make happen.
it's not about money, it's about sending a message. droggeljug.
I keep lying to people.
>>282
cereal is soup
calzone is a dumpling
salsa is fruit salad
fight me
cute girl who rotates permanently
Does the internet make you hate people younger than you? I'd like to see a case study on this.
No, getting old does
>>282
10 dishes you won't believe are sandwiches. number 6 will blow your mind.
> Definition of sandwich
> b : one slice of bread covered with food
pizza is a sandwich
What would John Montagu, 4th Earl of Sandwich, PC, FRS say?
How has Bob Odenkirk never been on Arrested Development?
>>279
You misunderstand
> [the only way that] I could care less [than I do right now] [is if you told me about the corn harvest in Shattuck, OK!]
sounds, to me, like
> I did care a bit, but you're going to suck the fun out of it, so please don't tell me
Please try to use the principle of charitable reading when using the Internet
> Please try to use the principle of charitable reading when using the Internet
The most charitable interpretation is that they meant to write that they didn't give a shit, regardless of what their interlocutor is going to say. Thus, they couldn't care less, as in absolute impossibility of caring any less. I understand where you are coming from, and it makes sense, but I absolutely guarantee that is not what people intend to express when they say "I could care less".
Anyway, shittier idioms exist that are probably born this exact way. Irregardless is no longer detected by spell checkers as a mistake, so hey, english language doesn't necessarily need to make grammatical or etymological sense.
I'm doing okay.
Translating is hard.
Daijobu
MercyWing1 SMOrc MercyWing2
>>296
The differences are subtle, yes, but they exist. I still don't understand how you got to the "only" "logical" conclusion and how it is equivalent to "couldn't care less".
Anyway, you're returning to me what I told you: it doesn't really matter what Bob said, but Alice interpreted it as him not giving a shit, and that's what mattered.
Anyway, blah blah blah, I hate engaging in pedantry about unimportant things.
Here comes the diarrhea. Can't say I wasn't warned.
just shit it all out. what's the problem?
I always get the shits when I buy the cheap tuna, and I eat the tuna a lot because it's cheap and I like tuna so I just accept and enjoy the shits. It's just water, and goes "goosh" as it squirts out!
My mind is breaking.
My mind is going. I can feel it.
Dave
Feeling nostalgic for .hack//SIGN for no reason.
Wasn't really that good a show, but I get by if I think it has a bombass setting, character design, and soundtrack, so there ya go.
sinking
lu lu lu
Ugh, woman trouble.
Don't ever fall in love, kiddos. It feels nice, but then things get complicated because life isn't some cute little fairy tale where everything (or anything) fits neatly.
Stupid hormones. I wish I could be an ace.
>>313
I dunno, my relationship is pretty great. We don't expect each other to take any hints, we don't generate drama for fun, we talk instead of arguing, we respect each other. Find the right person.
i want this gachascam mobage shit fad to die already
>>314
In our case it's not so much about communication and getting along. Things started out really well, then when we got more serious we realized there are solid legitimate roadblocks. We both still love each other, but as it stands the relationship simply will not go where either of us want it to. And that sucks.
I know there are others out there, and that it's hard to have a good perspective from the inside. I just need to let it out, I guess.
https://my.mixtape.moe/mkbyyt.png
I really like when dqn turns up in my google search results because it thinks every single post is written by (*ﾟーﾟ)
>>316
Well thanks for making me feel bad that I responded nastily.
I hope it works out in the end for you.
tfw no gf
no, but seriously. i don't mind people talking about their gfs as you don't mind me complaining about not having one lmao.
Sure, why not, we're all friends here.
"swords attach to your hip/back via magnets" is probably my least favorite CRPG trope
Focus!
website that works perfectly fine without enabling javascript except for the MASSIVE FUCKOFF POPUP in the middle of the screen that says "this website doesn't work without javascript, click here to find out how to enable it in your browser"
>>324
I did not start using an ad blocker until 2014. It wasn't even the whole being spied on thing, it wasn't even seeing whole pages of clickbait cancer or uncomfortable images, it was deadass taking too much downloading/CPU and making Chrome feel like Netscape used to.
should i impulse buy a bunch of burgers at midnight
>>325 you merely adopted the botnet, but I was born in it, moulded by it; I didn't see the noscript until I was already a man!
welcome to
yokose
your fucking wallet nerd, get it out
browsing dildos on amazon and there's frilly panties and thighhighs in the "customers who bought this item also bought" section
I own several dildos, several sets of frilly panties, and several pairs of thigh high socks, but I didn't buy any of them on Amazon.
Please
Someone help me
OH GOD HELP ME
They're trying to take it all away!
I don't want to die
You know Metallica lyrics by heart? Marry me, or something, but in like a non-gay way.
Metallica are the 4th best band in the Big 4 of Thrash
boomer metal
marry me but in a very gay way
god im so lonely
Do you think astronauts get anxiety? Are they like "holy fuck I'm in space I wanna go back to earth"?
"gay magic, gay magic " but to the tune of gray matter
Why?
Hi!
My name is Thamsanqa Jantjie from Nelson Mandela's funeral!
pulling a budd dwyer at wal mart when some fucken clerk says "did you find everything alright sir" and im like "actually i couldn't find a reason to live" and just splatter my brain all over the cash register
>>343
that one novelty/gimmick twittеr account air budd dwyer makes me think of that fat dog whenever someone mentioned budd dwyer even though I know he's the guy who killed himself on TV or whatever
I love cute girls.
what do you call a shell script that uses all the resources on the server by looping infinitely and invoking itself for each loop?
a forkbomboclaat
what do you call a JAMAICAN* shell script that uses all the resources on the server by looping infinitely and invoking itself for each loop?
a forkbomboclaat
I fucked up the first time
I feel sick...
>>349
You forgetting an essential part of the joke is funnier than the joke itself.
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I used to think "awe" rhymes with "wave".
windows vs linux from the perspective of:
a windows user:
would you rather use an OS hacked together for free by a bunch of nerds in their spare time, or a professionally made, enterprise ready(tm) OS?
a linux user:
would you rather use an OS that spies on you and steals your data and sends it to M$ or one made only from organic, locally grown, ethically sourced code?
an idort:
would you rather have your shitty design decisions made by some neckbeard on github or some neckbeard at microsoft?
alfalfa romeo
>>358
MS owns GitHub. And there are other choices aside from those two OSes. Additionally, some people use multiple OSes. Microsoft even uses Linux. 0/10 see me after class.
https://cloudblogs.microsoft.com/windowsserver/2015/05/06/microsoft-loves-linux/
https://news.microsoft.com/2018/06/04/microsoft-to-acquire-github-for-7-5-billion/
They are not suitable for the same exact things. Linux makes more sense for web servers, but domain controllers run Windows. But with VMs, you can run both on the same computer. And even more OSes too. Even without a traditional VM, Windows 10 now has something called Bash on Ubuntu on Windows. It replaces the old Windows Subsystem for Unix Applications (SUA). Kind of like Cygwin or MinGW.
Of all the things to get tribal about, this topic is pretty silly.
>>361 thank you doctor autismo whatever would we do without you
You're not very interesting.
You probably think this post is about you, don't you? don't you?
>>367 I use futaba, the thread list is too narrow on my screen in pseud0ch and it makes it take up way too much vertical room
Oh hey I'm using pseud0ch, what do you know.
Why is it called psuedo0ch? I know it’s based off the theme that 0ch uses and nobody knows how to set 0ch up, but why name it after 0ch spsecitically?
Every time I hear or think about relationships, I get overcome with the reality of crippling loneliness.
Anxiety
