Previously:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
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#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/-255,257-
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
#15 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/
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#20 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1454364216/
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#23 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1480168637/
#24 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489339924/
#24.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489348442/
#25 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1503631448/
#26 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1519019746/
#27 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1526013591/
#28 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1529348654/
#29 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1531317324/
#30 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1534535341/
Nano is the best
>>157
??? The website you are visiting is the "trusted" third party. You'd better be ""trusting"" them.
Maybe you're Rijmen and Daemen themselves but 99.99% of the rest of people absolutely do not know better than the vendor.
A drug addict is sitting on the stairs, chewing seeds. One falls and he says to it, 'Come here!' The seed is quiet. He repeats, 'Come here, come back, quickly!' The seed is quiet. Then, enraged, he throws the rest of the seeds on the ground and says, 'Bring her to me!
Let's consider track records here. I never rubber-stamped TURKTRUST. They did.
blondes with red bunny-style ribbons, like phoebe or haruna or chitoge
"i would still read this without all the boning" is the highest praise you can give an h-manga
remembering learning about eisensteinian dialectic montage in film study class and laughing at his commie ass rolling in the grave because his technique is the main trick in basically every music video ever
hey dqn, what are some video games?
I just want to get fucked in the butt until I orgasm so hard I forget my own name.
>>172 i've been playing a lot of osu lately, i realized my reaction speed is pretty shit and want to do something about it
tfw no hawt but cool af ghost gf who's old enough to be your grandma but doesn't age
WHY DO ARGONIANS HAVE BOOBS
>>179
the more serious answwer than you wanted is "bethesda is too lazy/cheap to create more than one 3d model of female player torsos"
a bit oversimplified, as I believe armor in ES games actually replaces the torso model entirely, thus making a player race without boobs would require a custom "DFC female" version of every armor
>>180
I think the problem is as deep as that they just don't have the right engine tech people and software engineering discipline to keep their idiosyncratic bugs down, much less the computational efficiency to handle different humanoid models. It may not be eurojank, but it has some economic considerations in play that produce similar jankiness.
And TBH if I were a basic bitch exec at ZeniMax, anyone who sounds like they could fix that would be getting shanghai'd off into id.
The mental gymnastics I have to go through to stay hard when I fuck my wife
when you're so regretful over your complete lack of a healthy upbringing that you move on from school-themed anime to literally watching NHK high school lectures
>>172
Dwarf Fortress
Irisu Syndrome
Ib
Momodora: Reverie Under the Moonlight
Axiom Verge
Rabi-Ribi
Fortune Summoners: Secret of the Elemental Stone
Recettear: An Item Shop's Tale
I love my girlfriend.
Why is shadow the ultimate life form if he's the one wearing skates
I hate that guy's girlfriend.
vc: sumale
>>174
That is not nearly hard enough, if you still comprehend words or any meaningful sound then harder buttfucking is required.
bitch i live in a fuckin trash can
shove my face in the pillow and fuck my ass til my brain leaks out my dick
It's gettin really gay in here all of a sudden
trying hard to remember where I read a little barb (i think it was in a comment section on a piece about worldbuilding, from a commenter opining that WB might not be as useful as people think) about SF/F writers who seem to be the kind of nerd who prefers the silmarillion to... was it the hobbit or LotR?
for the life of me i can't find it but IIRC it was phrased more succinctly and accurately than I can come up with and this bothers me
I'm too cranky to go to work.
me, reading rant about bad vocaloid translations: okay, the issues raised are legit, i've seen that, it's the nature of things that translators are in short supply and amateurs would put out some stinkers so maybe i don't feel as strongly about it since it's also amateur songs usually
me, checking random song's translation: this one is nearly complete shit!
> translator is on rant's list of approved translators
me: h
My heart is closed.
like Konata because she is a otaku like me, except she has friends. Oh god I wish I had friends too ;_;
Konata also likes videogames and she is kawaii. And there are lesbians in the show and that's good because I like lesbians and I will never have a girlfriend. Why am I such a loser?!
Konata is like my dreamgirl she has a :3 face I love that. She is also nice why aren't real girls nice!? I got dumped a lot of times but I love konata and she wouldn't dump me because she's so nice and cool.
We would play videogames all day and watch Naruto and other cool animes on TV, and I would have sex with her because sex is so good. I wish I could have sex with a girl
ps sorry for failing at copy-pasting it's hard on my phone
The pasta is ok on its own, but the final sentence really elevates it to another level.
いいおっぱ…
カンナムスタイル
>>203
That's like this pasta, overall it's pretty good but there's one little line, just six words, that makes it one of my favorites.
after 13 of lucky star I myself have come to the realisation that I too am in love with konata izumi. when I was in 8th grade I read love hina and fell head over heals for shinobu maehara. shinobu was a softspoken frail girl who cried alot and easily blushed. at that time I had a similal personality. the sence then I learned that most people are attracted to themselfs only in the form of the opposite sex which might explain why I loved shinobu for soo long. from love hina I moved on to various anime and have watched at least 50 different shows and thouroughly enjoyed them all. I am proficient at japanese and have been told by people who only speak japanese that I should live there.
when I saw konatas room in lucky star I acctually found it quite pathetic for a character who is described as an "otaku". I myself pwn her when it comes to anime merchendice.although I still hold my beleif that I am attracted to her because I she her and a mirror image of myself.
Last night I couldent stop thinking of her. I imagined what It would be like for her to be laying where I sleep(on the floor of my room) as we embace eachother.I imagined the sweet taste of her saliva as we kissed. and the warmth of her skin as we held our bodies close together. the warmth of her thighs as she sits on my lap. and of cource the wonderfull beautifull sex we would have together.
I woke up and imagined her. what if she was here. would she cook breakfast for me? would she hold me as tightly as she could as I left for work? would she kiss me goodbye?
on the bus I had to hide my erection as I sit dazed by the thought of her.I even have a coworker who is a small female who likes anime and games but I payed no attention to her today. Konata Izumi is something else and I would give anthing to find her in real life.
vc: inane
After all that 80s/90s, I wasn't expecting the final boss to be No Thank You.
Louise! Louise! Louiseaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
yarghh...uh...aaahah-! AaAAAAA!!! LOUISELOUISELOUISEaaaaAAAAaaa!!!
Ae...sniffsniff! sniffsniff! sssssaaahsssssaaah.. smells good.... sniff
gasp! I can haz sniffsniff pink blonde hair de Louise Francoise?! sniffsniff! Aah!
No! I want fluffing! fluff! fluff! Hair hair fluff fluff! Scratch scratch fluff fluff... Kyunkyunnkyui!!
Louise-tan was so kawaii in vol.12 of the novels!! AaaAA...AAA...AhAaAAA!! FaaAAAnng!
Congrats on the 2nd season of the anime Louise-tan! AaAAAAA! So cute! Louise-tan! Kawaii!AaaAAA!
2nd volume of the comics were grea...nnNrAGGggghHH!! Nyaaaaaargh!! UGyaaaAAAAA!!!
Nnnnnnyyyyuuuurrrrgggghhhh!!! Comics...................... AREN'T reality!!! ?...what about the novels and the anime....
LOUISE I S N' T R E A L????? AAAAArgggghhHH!!! Uwaaaaaaannn!!
NononononoNONONONONO! EEeeeeaAAAA!!!! HGGGGrrrrruuyynnnnnNN!!! Halkeginiaaaaaa!!
You! BASTARDS! I'm quitting! I'm QUITTING REALIT...Y....huh!? She's...looking? Louise-chan on the cover is looking at me?
Louise on the cover IS looking at me! Louise... at me! Louise-chan in the pictures in the book are looking at me!!
Louise-chan in the anime is talking to me!!! Phew... reality ain't so bad after all!
Yessssss! Wheeeee!! YEAH!!! I have Louise!! I've done it Ketty, I can do it alone!!!
C..comic... Louise LOUISE-CHAAAaaaaaAAaaAAAN!!!!!!!! HyaaAAAaaaAaaaAAaA!!!!!
Ahahaah...ahahaaahhhhahaAnn! Si, Siesta!! HenriettaaaAAAAAAaAA!!! TabithaaAAAAA!!
u....uuuu..sniffsniffuuuUUU!!! May my love reach Louise!! May my love reach Louise of Halkeginia!
exhale
Rozen Maiden has ruined my life, like it has done to so many others.
Less than a week ago, I thought the premise of the show was the stupidest thing I'd ever heard. Suiseiseki was just a meme, and I didn't even know any other characters. But then I watched the first episode. And then the second. And couldn't stop until I was done with Traumend. That was four days ago. By then, I was hopelessly entangled. I was in love with the show and the dolls. I started daydreaming that I was a member of the show's cast, or that I had a Rozen Maiden of my own. I suddenly had a craving for tea, so I went out and bought some, and it's all I've been drinking these past few days. And then it got even worse. Two days ago, I watched Overture. Now, I'm hopelessly in love with Suigintou. All I want from life is to be able to hold Suigintou and be able to cheer her up, make her happy again, so I can see her smile again. I fantasize about her becoming human, so I can go out with her, make sweet, sweet, love to her, and marry her and have a happy life with my dear Suigintou. The show's given me other side effects, too, which keep getting worse. Whenever I see porn or hentai now, all I can think is "no dolljoints, not hot." All I can fap to is Suigintou doujins. I see Shinku's face and get in a bloodcurdling rage like I've never felt before. She made my Suigintou cry! I've stopped caring about my car, which for years was everything to me. I've stopped caring about what I eat, except for a craving for Flowery Hamburger. I don't care about any other anime, manga, or any video games. My only realistic desire right now is for an accurate Suigintou doll that I can cuddle while I sleep. I get jealous when I see anyone talk about her or post her picture, and pissed off when I hear the word junk.
Come to me, Suigintou! I'll love you, let me make you happy! You're not junk, let me give you my devotion and love and you'll see that you don't need to be so sad!
I'm crying as I type this.
the currently airing SSSS.GRIDMAN but instead of gridman showing up on some weird old computer everyone calls "junk" it shows up on suigintou
i dunno how. maybe she has a screen in that missing part of her torso
Wow, at this point, I think the only hope is to rope in his brother, who may not have had the best comics and they were H and he disappeared from the scene years ago, but they were at least competent (and pretty hot IMO). Assuming he's alive anyway.
god that was an awful episode
A lot of people, choosing Comic Sans, think "this looks happy", not realizing it's partly based off the lettering from Watchmen.
It pains me to see the erasure of our local culture.
I am a winter girl.
sad girls in the snow
>>217
you reminded me that megatokyo existed. I demand your death as recompense
I remembered /sgis/ the other day and it made me a bit melancholy to think about how many good boards have died over the years.
>Tampons have no value because I don't want to put one up my butt.
I once let a cute 16yo girl put one of her used tampons up my butt (she asked and I nearly always say yes to new experiences)
It was pretty fuckin weird... I couldn't get it out by myself so she wrenched it out and it really stung! （ ﾒωﾒ）
and wouldn't you know it, i slept through 11:11
>>218
fred has done more with his life than i have and that's pretty sad
I'm late to the party and mikgazer continues to grow on me, except the one or two songs that aren't very well vocaloided
A time for healing.
DQN who's been obsessed with osu/2hu/vocaloid lately here (but i am not >>223)
sorry if it's been getting a little intolerable, i know a lot of us are kinda weeby but i'm experiencing a thing i've been missing for a while. i hope you can forgive me, patient ones.
I completely ignore the youtube/music link threads so whatever
What does an italicized - look like anyway
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don't want to be one of those people whose entire personality is "being gay" but a nigga gets lonely and sometimes the gayposting just floods out, u kno
Met a boot-scootin' GILF at the line-dancin' last night, yee-HAW! Haven't had a bloylpive like that in ages!
Are you supposed to shampoo your pubic hair?
neighbors playing really loud boomer rock so i'm playing really loud speedcore back
I met a guy at a party who was like, "one time I took 10 tabs of acid. It was crazy, I was seeing tracers on everything." In retrospect probably an NPC.
avant garde experimental hiphop group named stronghold gauntlets, basically death grips but more expensive for no reason
>>236 as someone who knows everything I know about recreational drug usage from DARE and the Hardy Boys, it sounds like a poseur thing to say. And yet it has the sad possibility of being true.
Excuse me? You took a fucking woodstock-era dose and didn't have, like, a religious epiphany?
My boobs are sore.
And I hope you die
I hope we both die
No coochie
well, i'd rather marry fanon gumi, but let's face it--if i were marrying fictional characters, basically nobody could stop me, nor other otakutastic individuals, from being an incredible polygamist
If your handle ends in "Gaming" you're going to be bottom of the scoreboard
>>243
i'm not quite sure you're quite understand the magnitude of the ramifications of passing all bounds of decency, legality, and consent, and just how little some ink on a page would matter in regards to that
at 144 fps it would take less just under 70 seconds to participate in a 10000 waifu orgy
wow that uh came out disjointed
maybe i shouldn't be nutting at light speed while typing these things
People will always let you down.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPlnHw7MfME
this video but instead of being a gay autist he runs over and beats the dude with a chair and yells CHARGE HAMSTRING MORTAL STRIKE
i quit smoking 4 years ago and still occasionally find cigarette butts under the couch, behind dressers, buried in the bottom of my closet...
sgis/sjis art joke
petting my cat and wishing someone would do that to me, just sit me on their lap and kiss me all over and touch me and cuddle me
>can you explain your employment gap?
GEE MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE NONE OF YOU BOOMER FUCKS WILL HIRE ME SINCE I DON'T HAVE A DOCTORATE IN SHELF STACKING WITH A MINOR IN FLOOR MOPPING AND 15 YEARS EXPERIENCE RUNNING A CASH REGISTER
Why is "I don't know how to romanise it" giving me such a good feeling all over my body? Like biting my lip and crossing my legs feeling like I need to pee but in a sort of erotic blissful urineless way, just thinking about that sentence/phrase
I'm in heaven ❤️