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1 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9184 20:51

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#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
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#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
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261 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9205 23:20

>You both listen to Autechre, Death Grips and Boards of Canada.

all of my neighbors sound like truly insufferable people

...

wait

262 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9205 23:58

i miss being able to litter the ground in mmos with random shit that noobs could pick up and vendor for a tiny profit

263 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9206 04:18

>>263
I fondly remember being a 13-year-old Runescape noob and noticing that somebody was selling lobsters 10 times cheaper than the usual price. I bought as many as I could afford and sold them for a profit over the next hour. I felt like a fucking mercantile genius but in retrospect the profit was tiny and I could probably have made more money by just doing quests.

264 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9206 05:27

you know what? if you want fatasses to lose weight, you don't need to tell them about how literally every health problem they're experiencing will get better, because they've heard it all before and it didn't impact them then, obviously they don't care that much

here it is:

your dick will look bigger. not just look bigger but actually be bigger and have more useable length, since it's not half-buried in blubber anymore. you'll probably gain about an inch for every 10% of bodyfat you drop.

265 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9206 05:31

and if you're a girl then
a) get out of /dqn/;
b) your boobs might lose some size, but now they'll look like actual boobs and not like half-filled bags of sand hanging off a nail

266 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9206 08:21

[Note: >>265 has never seen a single boob]

267 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9206 09:58

i wanna be a vipster

268 Name: vc: gomotion : 1993-09-9206 11:51

marisa kirisame, except instead of "drizzle" (mist-rain) it's slash-shark

269 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9206 14:54

does this board have 5 homos and one really autistic libertarian or 5 libertarians and one really gay homo

270 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9206 15:16

>>269 6 really gay autistic libertarians

271 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9206 15:18

6 racist democratic socialists

272 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9206 15:56

6 gay librarians

273 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9206 16:40

6 racist libertarian homo bisexual tranny socialist alt-right beaner otakus.

274 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9206 16:40

who are into lesbian scat porn

275 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9206 16:52

i'm already tracer

276 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9206 17:32

6 little jizo with gifts of omochi

277 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9206 17:32

>>273
I'm only four of those...

278 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9206 17:38

Straight white conservative christian male. I get five Liberal Evil Points before you even get to know me!

279 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9206 17:44

6 gay librarians sitting in a tree
R-E-A-D-I-N-G

280 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9206 17:55

there are no buses in gensokyo but there is a nokia n-gage

281 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9206 17:56

>>278 you sound like a blast to hang out with

282 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9206 18:10

>>281
I'd agree, but you can't just dismiss the mark of a true patrician like that.

283 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9206 18:18

>>278
how do 60-year old facebook posters manage to find dqn?

284 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9206 18:45

I am none of those things, feels great not being labelled on an anonymous board!

285 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9206 19:36

>>283
google fun places to hang out, go to last entry on last page.

286 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9206 20:01

>>285 Zap! Ouch! So cold! The barrel of laughs just rolled to a halt...

287 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9206 20:56

You can tell who the autists are because they complain the most but are too afraid to leave

288 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9206 21:36

my current thought is too gay, it's already gay enough in here so I won't post it yet

289 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9206 22:41

6 gay lolis sitting in a tree
L-O-L-I-N-G

290 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9206 23:03

as my body has grown fatter, so my laughter has grown uglier

291 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9207 00:48

>>290
one day i googled "do fat people have a different voice" on google or something to that effect, and a fat coworker girl leaned in to ask me something and saw what i searched and gave me funny looks all week

imagine if she spotted me here.

292 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9207 02:27

>>292
well this site doesn't have encryption so your IT department already knows you're chatting about gay lolis if you're visiting this place at the office

293 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9207 02:28

that was meant for >>291 but isn't entirely inappropriate directed at myself

except that I'm unemployed

294 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9207 11:54

You can't run from it forever.

295 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9207 13:17

maybe i'll be racist
i'm already racist

296 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9207 17:48

Maybe I'll be a loli
I'm not already a loli

297 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9207 17:54

maybe i'll use tracert
macOS: i didn't find tracert

298 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9207 17:59

Maybe I'll use ip/traceroute (3)
#l/ether2 no host

299 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9207 18:10

There are seven levels.

300 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9207 18:36

Shut up, Dante

301 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9207 18:50

There are four lights.

302 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9208 02:08

stick it to the supplement pharmajew by eating your own cum to conserve precious zinc

303 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9208 16:35

throwing out condiments that expired before the war in iraq because mom is a hoarder/narcissist and dad is a moral coward

304 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9208 19:42

>Created an app that counts the number of times John Oliver makes another "It's current year" argument and has no other argument to back up his point.

Typical otakus smh

305 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9208 20:02

now how do we make it relevant to eternal september

306 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9208 20:02

elitist september

307 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9208 20:07

a single-issue political party whose only platform is better anime

308 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9208 21:36

i feel like serious visual novels would be a perfect fit for those sorts who've been trying to push walking sims on us, except the clear problem in the first place is they can't read

309 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9208 22:17

I can't read, Liz Lemon!

310 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9208 23:23

And so with gods and men
The sheep remain inside their pen
Until the shepherd leads his flock away

311 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9208 23:25

almost every hand you've ever shaken has had a dick in it

312 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9208 23:33

literally listening to kotoko while drinking a monster zero and playing vanilla WoW right now, i didnt even realize what i was doing until it was too late help

313 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9209 00:41

that doesn't sound bad

314 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9209 01:21

trap party: come for the music, stay for the beauty tips

315 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9209 02:38

"in the future everyone will be world-famous for 15 minutes"

well, more like just the ass-tastic parts of being famous

and all the time

316 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9209 02:42

>>311
is shaking hands gay?

317 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9209 03:07

hagiographic gaben fanart except it's by some VN company that sees the times a-changing at sony and is planning a move to steam

and then the pants come off and he ntrs some execs wife or whatever

318 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9209 09:22

>>316
it's what you get when you add toxic masculinity to regular ol' gay-ass holding hands

So yes, but it's an open secret

319 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9209 13:42

tonari nextome

OC do not steal

320 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9209 13:55

>>319 Pretty good!

321 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9209 19:04

Oh no we are being ripped off
vc: bawmment

322 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9209 21:47

hehe, make sure to whiterist the new domain, dumb laowai

323 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9209 22:43

trap party: sick tunes, fashion tips

324 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9209 22:50

do you remember how many cookies you have eated?

325 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9209 23:05

>>324
zero, I'm british

326 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9210 00:10

>>325
Go to the bakery section of co-op or sainsbury's and get yourself a motherfucking cookie. Right now.

327 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9210 00:45

something about madoka reminds me of manufactured pop idol culture

i kinda want that showbiz life

bu i kinda want that life to not be so gatdam horrible

328 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9210 00:57

You still get cookies in Britain, we just don't call all biscuits cookies. A cookie is a biscuit, but a digestive or a custard cream isn't a cookie

329 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9210 01:16

Biscuits go soft when stale. Cookies and cakes do not.

captcha: keming, the graphic designer's worst enemy

330 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9210 01:25

i like cookies and biscuits, they both have their place

vc: bi

331 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9210 02:10

your balls are sweaty
mom's spaghetti
gotta get ready

332 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9210 05:57

Digestive doesn't sound appetizing at all and I don't understand why it would be a name for a snack.
vc: jearfing
That also sounds pretty awful.

333 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9210 06:17

>>327 I'd do the showbiz life but only once. Do one tour, or one movie, or whatever, get like $10m for it, put $1m in a savings account and the rest in stocks or bitcoin or whatever and just coast.

334 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9210 07:40

>>332
they have baking soda in them and were basically the world's first, largest and shittiest tums

335 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9210 10:10

>>329 Those Maryland cookies go soft when you leave them out...

And, kerning is a graphic designer's best friend, unless you're referring to bad kerning in the hands of someone with no experience - that will make a graphic designer wince.

336 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9210 10:24

>>332 They were invented by two doctors, presented as a "digestive aid" more than a "snack", but they don't actually aid digestion.

>>334 Had to google Tums and, wtf? These are nothing alike. You couldn't use Tums to make a cheesecake base.

337 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9210 10:40

Snorkel twinkie barn song playing on the radio

338 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9210 12:01

>>335
That's because they're biscuits.

And you'd better check your browser's font rendering. My captcha wasn't "kerning".

339 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9210 14:33

>>338 Yeah, cookies are biscuits! My bad, I thought you were making a joke that it was so tightly kerned it looked like keming - then I googled it and that's what keming means!

340 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9210 15:38

>>339
No no no, Maryland cookies are biscuits, not cookies. I understand the confusion though.

341 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9210 23:21

"Will I look good in a denim jacket?" flowchart:

Are you Ryan Gosling?
-> no
-no
-> yes
-yes, but you'd look good in anything

342 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9211 08:54

Real people were a mistake, they're nothing but trash.

343 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9211 22:47

I've done things I'm ashamed of.

344 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9212 00:50

>>343
I had a teacher in high-school who had a self-made sign (he made a lot of those) in the back of his classroom stating "our sins catch up to us eventually".

Pretty sure the guy was a staunch atheist, so I don't really know what that was all about.

345 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9212 16:42

Cortana can help me avoid traffic. Do you think one of those inverter things can run my desktop PC in the car? Also, I'll have to use my phone as a wireless hotspot. Finally, it'll be good for something!

346 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9212 17:05

Why the fuck is the eBook version more expensive than the hardcover?

347 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9212 17:33

What a beautiful Duwang!

348 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9212 18:26

>>344 Do you have to be religious to do wrong? Do morals need to be based on faith? Does a deity have any influence on the inevitable reaping of the seeds we sow ?

349 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9212 19:11

>>348
The word "sin" has religious connotations more often than not, and is thus an odd choice for an atheist.

350 Name: Minister of Pedantry : 1993-09-9212 19:48

>>349 Well it always has religious connotations, but it seems like a common phrase... do you think everyone who exclaims "Oh my God!" actually has a god?

351 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9212 20:36

why is no-one honest? Do they really think white lies help?

352 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9212 20:41

>>350
it (or possibly with the word "with", i don't remember) isn't a common phrase, even if the sentiment is. If you cook up an aphorism yourself it should be kinda like that, yeah?

Anyway, he'd already been teaching 25+ years before I got there. Great sense of dark humor.

If you like aphorisms, I humbly recommend Georg Christoph Lichtenberg.

353 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9212 20:45

>>350
Mr. Likes To Move Goalposts

354 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9212 22:38

cute girl who is euphoric, not because of any phony god's blessing, but because she is enlightened by her intelligence

355 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9212 22:42

i only have two moods, horny and sad

356 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9213 00:15

I hate to be the guy that brings out the dictionary definition, but I feel that it's actually pretty relevant considering it's about usage of a word, so here goes:

sin noun (1)
\ˈsin\
1
a : an offense against religious or moral law

b : an action that is or is felt to be highly reprehensible it's a sin to waste food

c : an often serious shortcoming : fault

So there you go, there's evidence for usage outside of a religion.

357 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9213 00:19

I think it's worth adding that christianity and christian eschatology has a deep influence on what we deem is "western culture", including secular lifestyle, so you not only have secular people using the word "sin" outside of a strictly religious context, you also have atheists celebrating Christmas, of all things, because who doesn't like getting presents?

358 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9213 02:04

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359 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9213 02:48

holy night's Dong

360 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9213 10:33

hotel rwanda fanfiction

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