Previously:
#1 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#12 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/-255,257-
#13 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
#15 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/
#17 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1430947686/
#18 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1440133389/
#19 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1447380051/
#20 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1454364216/
#21 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1462941578/
#22 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1473295155/-383,385-
#23 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1480168637/
#24 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489339924/
#24.5 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489348442/
#25 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1503631448/
#26 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1519019746/
#27 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1526013591/
#28 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1529348654/
#29 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1531317324/
#30 http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1534535341/
Certified DQNigga
✓ Speech recognition as accessibility feature
✗ It'll just get used to trash talk in /p even faster
man, fatass
>>646
They still do. There's one outside my house that's super annoying.
Got a book from my brother, and gave him one.
>>646
They do that here too, to save money by using less power.
once that anecdote about van halen asking for no brown m&ms became known wouldn't concert venues just start leaving out a bowl of de-browned m&ms and still not read the contract
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!
Christmas is your parents, wake up
FFXIV's Christmas event is called "seibousai" and that reminds me of "o-seibo"
which reminds me of seiba
padoru padoru
vc: joyp
have you ever thought about how it would feel to fill your mouth with soil
The only GRIFFIN I need to know is the ones on Family Guy.
DQN is gay.
GIVE ME A BOYFRIEND
hell joke
>>666
thank you. this opportunity comes once every thousand posts and I am always sad when Satan says something daft or lacking in self-awareness
captcha: cireen, which is how I feel
Watching Nathan 4U and seeing him get more and more psycho as time goes on
We could probably do with more punctuative symbols, particularly as concerns comma usage, but the shapes that don't look freakin' lame are mostly taken, and most new proposals either wouldn't/shouldn't come up that often or make me want to claw my eyes out.
weirdest adjustments to make after losing a significant amount of weight:
I can get up and down off the floor without having to wait for all my joints to snap back into place
it actually hurts MORE than it used to to sit down for very long
I can see my dick when I'm laying on my back even when it's not hard
Girl with too many swords.
>>672
Part of me doesn't want to reintroduce thread #23 cancer.
But this one is borderline, so go on....
SA☆TSU☆GA☆I
Collecting money to build a wall between the USA and Fiji. True patriots take massive cash advances on their credit cards to give to the cause!
le pamplemousse
trying really hard to be positive but every now and then my depression comes back for a few hours to remind me what a piece of shit i am, it's really humbling
>>603
Welp, I just got gifted Exploding Kittens for Christmas. My mom said she played it in a brewery and enjoyed it. So I guess there's another explanation of why the game is so popular, some people actually like it. (Or at least think their children would like it.)
>>680 so it's like those 99 in 1 bootleg game consoles they sell at wal mart to trick parents whose kids want a "gamebox 320 or whatever it's called"
Okay, so I didn't hallucinate that. This thing had touchscreen functionality for all of 2 minutes. Too bad it's shit!
Kirby is a TERF.
What a strange thing to say.
you know if I was Russian I'd find that Disney movie Anastasia kind of insulting tbh
like the only thing that could have made the populace hate the Romanovs enough to genocide them is that they were cursed by an evil wizard or something and not because they were literal robber barons who viewed and treated the average Russian as something like cattle
> Disney
Figures. Like, the one time Bluth doesn't make it really obviously him and this is how it gets remembered to this day.
>>686
Since Disney bought Fox, Anastasia gets to be a Disney princess now.
>the only thing that could have made the populace hate the Romanovs enough to genocide them is that they were cursed by an evil wizard
This is basically true.
>>688 Not that the Soviets that replaced them ended up being much better but it's hard not to see the downfall of a dynasty that spent like 4 centuries treating the country as their personal playground and its people as their personal cattle as anything but a good thing. Even in under Ivan "the terrible" serfs had certain rights and their lords had certain duties toward them in exchange, while Peter "the great", the supposed westernizer, converted them basically into chattel slaves.
This idea of the Romanovs as enlightened despots and the Rurikoviches as half-mongol savage khans is one of the biggest PR cons in modern history tbh.
DQN is a soft and simple place.
The first thing SHAKING PINK makes me think of is a little pink clitoris quivering in anticipation. Do you think that was their intention?
>>693 SHAKING PINK（ココ・ななひら・桃箱)
A denpa supergroup of momobako, koko and nanahira!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYb6cqfeIsM
They are the best! <3 I am so happy when I hear them! <3 They often leave me reling with glee! <3
Giving yourself simulator sickness for Christmas
So what are your resolutions for 9254++?
Can animals eat human vomit?
>>700
The original experimental treatment for "pernicious anemia," a deadly affliction that occurs when cells in your stomach lining stop being able to secrete a protein critical for absorbing Vitamin B12, was having a healthy person eat something (usually raw meat but I'm not sure if that was important), vomit it up and then feed the vomit to the sick person. They would then absorb the necessary protein from the vomit.
I bring this up because humans are animals.
Less/more seriously I think any dog's answer would be "We're sure as hell going to try."
>>696
Treat myself better and my friends better and have more fun.
My goals for this year include:
MAKE MONEY
MAKE SEX
my resolution is to have somewhere besides my mom's house to be for next new years
i'm single btw
please respond
Get into the shape that I look good in a skirt.
link my twitter page to a long time net friend
"wow it's exactly what i was expecting, good job being you"
幽霊さんかわいい
I am not convinced my parents know how to open packaging of any kind without ripping it to shreds.
I can't sleep.
no your a dumpass
All I've eaten this year is MDMA, pussy, and Mr. Kipling's french fancies (ﾉ⊙‿⊙)ﾉ〜『✧~BOOBS~✧』Oh also some cocktail sausages
Random girls you meet in the club don't want to have two kids with you and call them Cool Boarders 2 and Super Pikachu ;_;
Ducks
time to watch battlestar galatica
acute withdrawal of female attention
i already miss my NEET days and I havent even started
an isekai where everyone trapped is a game journalist because the powers that be pulled the trigger during closed beta
>>724
would the main conflict be the gamergate alliance versus the sjw empire?
man, I think I'm plateauing at these 5ish-star maps, AR9 is kinda fast
> buncha youtube commenters saying they got to 5-stars in like two weeks
> search for tips and all I get is these high ranked players bitching about how slow AR9 is
ah icic (´・ω・`)
rather, I'm hitting the brick wall at 5 star, feel like i've been at 3-4 star mark for the past month
cog dock
>>725
it's actually that game journalism isn't very important so nobody cared and their adventure went unnoticed by most people.
I should be in bed right now!
How do I study? I haven't done so in a few years.
And how do I become a programmer?
I know the answer to the last one is "Don't!" but I already put myself in this trap, ever dreaming of pushing buttons since high school and successfully becoming a dropout and a NEET soon afterwards.
Where'd the DQN who was going to draw ten thousand drawings go...
depressed, no money, no friends, no relationships
i think these things might be connected
>>729
erm, it was an amusing thought whereby i was wondering what mechanism might make it possible, and i felt it was something that godlike (but foolish) beings wanting to populate a different universe by copying the "AI" from their Our-Universe computer that's getting a little old and slow might try
and because that crowd is simultaneously medium-high in INT and extremely low in WIS, i thought the infomercial-like incompetence would be a bit amusing, but i think actually it would just be like a normal season of Survivor, except it doesn't end. so in my scenario nobody misses them not because nobody would, but because they are clones.
>>731
Read lots of books, 80/20 style; record anything you want to keep remembering in SRS software like Anki (this is a thing you have to meta-study), don't forget to apply things practically or you'll just be a consumer and not a producer. don't get discouraged by the puffery you see on places like Hacker News or from the superstar open-source devs, a lot of these people are in fact better than lots of others at programming, but the degree to which this is true seems like pure vanity to me. "the complete software developer's career guide" is one of several books that can give you some pointers on how to get started, but there's no be-all end-all out there.
(source: I am still struggling to find a job after graduating years ago and programming since childhood in the 90s; every rejection has so far vindicated of my abusive parents in regards to my worthlessness, and I live with those narcissists, so my brain comes up with the counterproductive solution, "well, we're just not going to apply that much")
>>733
yes
I forgot study materials. Now, you could indebt yourself to a university like my parents forced me to (it took me nine years, not because I am that stupid, but because they have interrupted my work every single fucking day and I was severely depressed for a long time. I have to fight for every moment of clarity so hard and I want to help you because I feel this pain so keenly).
Today you can just choose a curriculum like teachyourselfcs.com and be on your way. Many people (unlike my parents and many educators) claim the diploma doesn't matter, I don't know to what extent they are telling the truth. I have the slip of paper, did very well at an interview at a tech giant, and they still decided "no hire".
"In the United Kingdom and Ireland, an April shower is rain during the month of April."
new gengo announced on april 1, that's the perfect date to make it something stupid and then if people hate it say "haha april fools :DDD"
> i thought the infomercial-like incompetence would be a bit amusing
If you are serious, you do have to keep in mind that professional game journalists, that is, the game journalists that are paid to write about video games, are first and foremost communication and journalism majors and "gamers" second. I don't think general incompetence at common tasks is that characteristic for most of them.
Also at least some them must feel stuck in some sort of game journo rut and being virtually kidnapped must get them off a little bit since surely it must make for some good reporting, right? That's assuming they're not aware they are replicas.
experimental twee pop
> first and foremost communication and journalism majors and "gamers" second. I don't think general incompetence at common tasks is that characteristic for most of them.
Is phony major. Lubchenko learn nothing! NOTHING!
>>739 Belle & Sebastian have always had an experimental side, from their very first album
Getting a job is really more about salesmanship than any other real skill. People who come across as likable get hired.
Also, the best jobs tend to be acquired through "networking" rather than the traditional application process.
My meat is cold...
>>731
How to become a programmer? Depends when you're asking.
If you haven't tried anything yet, follow some "learn [language] from scratch" tutorials. You'll have to find them yourself, but you might like to start with something like Python, Ruby, or Clojure. They're popular with hobbyists and professionals alike, so a good tutorial can help you feel like you're getting somewhere useful quickly.
If you've already done that though, and can write a small program by yourself, I recommend learning a completely different language. Seriously. The more languages you know, the more you can tell whether you're learning how to write programs (good) or just how to use that specific language (not so good). If your language describes itself as "object-oriented", learn one that describes itself as "functional", and vice-versa. Or swap "dynamic" with "static" types.
Specifically, http://learnyouahaskell.com/ is a great from-scratch tutorial for a statically-typed functional language.
And https://docs.racket-lang.org/ assumes you know some basic concepts of programming but is a very good learning resource for a dynamically-typed language.
(These are not particularly popular languages but you may appreciate what you can learn from them, even if you never use them again).
There are obviously other languages, but hopefully some searching around will give you other avenues to search.
Finally, if you're asking with a couple of months of experience under your belt and are still wondering what to do next in order to turn programming into a career, practice. Write programs for yourself. Write programs that solve problems you have, or automate tasks, or do something interesting you've never programmed before (e.g. use a SQLite database or a TCP socket or an FFI for a C library, or a GUI). Write text games or graphical games. Pick a simple utility program on your computer and replicate it. Write medium-sized programs with multiple moving parts -- programs like that might seem daunting at first, but you'll be fine.
Importantly, don't be afraid to drop a project and go on to something else. Think of programming as art, and programs as sketches. Every failed program taught you something. If you want, try writing it again, but do something different. Different language? Different architecture? Different libraries?
After that, you'll only get better at it. The nature of the puzzles in programming naturally help you become a self-directed learner, so you only have to rely on your patience, curiosity, and google-fu to learn more. At this point, if you don't feel ready to apply for a job, do it anyway. A junior position at a larger company will show you the low bar your peers are meeting (seriously) and the high bar the seniors can help you reach (they will want to help you).
Source: 2 serious jobs, 5 years in work and, like, 17 years of not being interested in anything but programming.
I WANT TO PET ALL OF THE CATS
>>731
It's my moral duty to inform you that mobile app development is still a fairly well-paying job and it's relatively easy to get into. There's a fuckton of online courses and bootcamps too.The only downside is that it won't last, it's growing fairly saturated already, so it's not that much of a long term thing.
This board is the only place I feel comfortable sharing my true thoughts on.
the people hiring are usually really stupid and you shouldn't take their opinions seriously. they reject way more decent candidates than they accept, because there are more applicants than openings, is all. public listings are particularly skewed towards foolish rejection because listings that reject too many people stay up longer.
source: math teacher, but ask anyone and they'll tell you their industry is the same way. 99% of people are incompetent; competent people avoid time wasting activities like giving interviews and posting on dqn