(He's a tough boy. You can treat him as one of your items.)
i hate death grips but i love their fans
Pg.10: Balls touching, this is hella gay.
why not be naked in front of the kids?????? i don;t mean parading about , bits a- flapping...but if my children should be in my room when i am getting dressed or about to get in the bath...so what?
and i don;t think SA2 was being smug........
i would try the same tactic as when they discover their bits and fiddle a lot....
'no darling, that is something to do in private...not polite to do it in front of people....'
or something like that......
but never with an implication it is dirty/ disgusting or shameful....
I feel like the big eyes thing appealed to some instinctual part of me, and after a brief adjustment period, I just wanted her to be safe and keep her from swallowing a marble.
one of my actual practical coping techniques is to imagine my intrusive thoughts as an evil goth version of myself and just get too horny about the situation to keep being sad or anxious in the moment. it's worked remarkably well
anyway i've solved "Persona". next JRPG please
Football player: please God, let my team win
God: ok sure, that’s simple enough
Football player on other team: God please let my team win
God: oh no
>>7
Reminds me of https://pbfcomics.com/comics/spelling/
I haven't been Americanised by excessive exposure to American culture and having American friends online have I?
Pours syrup on chocolate waffles
"Yee haw"
Its funny how that works, for a time "being a furry" was generally considered a bad thing but given how nice most furries are, it seems to be the opposite now heh
Ejooooo ejooo eiii joooo haha! so bloody funny!
More importantly, this discussion can't go further until you take away your 1 downvote. If it's not removed in 1 hour, I'll be forced to downvote you back.
Months ago, someone told me that they found a substantial section on anime in a guide to teaching autistic children. Of all places, I wondered, why there? As it turns out, many autistic children like anime because the facial expressions and gestures are easy to understand.
Is it really Skyrim without nude and sex mods? Bethesda may think so but I'm not quite convinced.
Modern dark fantasy game.
Heroes know they're going to have to stop a ritual of BBEG.
Most heroes do prep work buying guns, magical components, etc.
One says he preps by going to Taco Bell.
Heroes go to clock tower hideout of cult.
Fight to top of clock tower.
Heroes engage BBEG.
Taco Bell hero goes to ritual circle.
Me expecting Taco Bell hero to desecrate the circle to stop the ritual.
He do.
By taking a fat Taco Bell shit.
>>15 can I just bitch about how bethesda intentionally gimps their physics and animation engines just to make it harder to make sex mods? like, people are going to make those anyway no matter what they do, so why the fuck do they have to make it harder on people who just want to do stuff like add custom fighting animations or make a sword hanging from your belt bounce and swing when you take a step?
I am venezuelan and I am fear for my country
I am going die from hungry, my fridge is empty, and I no eat. I am fear for my family and for my country. I am mad that Maduro burn the USA food, I am mad and hungry. I hope that USA help me and my family, I am fear for my life here in Venezuela.
Today I eat 1 arepa and that it. Help me please. I’m weak from hungry, I cannot jack off. I’m so horny it hurts, and maduro burn all pornography. Why Maduro, why are you hurting me. My penis hard always, because no jack off. It is hurt, I wish for ejaculate always but nothing.
Like jeez, it's like when the hentai buffers. But it buffers forever and will never stop buffering, so you have to imagine the part where the MC shoots the gallons of cum in your head.
It's like bombing out a building, pissing on the ashes, saying it's not enough then dumping the ashes into the pet cemetery
The EU will ban last night of the proms... if we let them. VOTE LEAVE
YES ! YES! Time to show those filthy indians their place!
There’s something amusingly Wittgensteinian about this. You think you’re playing a normal chess game, and then your opponent reaches into their pocket, pulls out a knight, and puts it onto the board, then indicates that it’s your move, as if nothing out of the ordinary had happened.
I have seen the shitty future, and it is disgraced cypherpunk ronin trying and failing to teach middle aged incompetents how to build a strong digital defense against roving bands of corporate and government raiders
Long story short we found various drugs up his ass. His response? “Those aren’t mine.”
cannae wait to have to phone the pokemon centre at 8:30 on the dot if I want any chance of getting my team healed that day
they hired a fucking dad at my work and hes using up all the obscure dad jokes ive been rationing out. i had probably a 2 year supply left and he blew up my spot completely within like 2 weeks
This is fucking awesome! It's like old Danny Byrd material meets Death Grips in the middle of a windstorm in a mosh pit. Thanks for sharing and keep being you! ^.^!~
this sounds like sonic adventure but dumb (lol this is stupid) I will beat up HITLER and all his DUMB IDIOT FRIENDS!
"I'm gay and Jewish"
Yes sir, you already mentioned that but what drink do you want with your quarter pounder meal?
Do you like Touhou? ZUN's later works were a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Perfect Cherry Blossom came out in 2003, I think the series really came into its own, commercially and artistically. The whole game has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the solid gameplay a big boost. It's been compared to Cave games at the arcade, but I think Touhou has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.
I want to ejaculate on a statue, now you might be thinking this is nasty. but it isn't, we have the right to express our own fetishes without anyone judging. i wish there was a nude greek statue of a woman i can put my load inside in. i imagine myself as a knight in the middle ages masturbating inside a statue of a queen.
Thank you based Kara Boğa. May the Kara Boğa defeat all wh*tes. He will be rewarded with millions of Slavic sex slaves.
Have any of your aunts ever told you that you’re such a sweet Jewish boy with such a lovely sense of humor?
Sir Garlon had the power to turn completely invisible, and he used this amazing gift to run around and stab other knights in the back, mostly at random, because he got his jollies from seeing them die that way. He was a class act. A real Dark Souls red phantom type of guy.
Arthur, none too happy with his actions, tasks Sir Balin to end his murder spree, and he eventually tracks Garlon down and kills him in a very anime-styled fashion with his patented "no-look-behind-the-back-spinning-cleave-off-with-your-invisible-head-because-I-guessed-you-were-there attack", but as Sir Garlon was the brother of the magical Fisher King and he happened to be hiding out in his brother's castle, said Fisher King proved to be very irate, and one-sidedly chased Sir Balin throughout the place, until the good knight happened across a trophy room with the Lance of Longinous itself, which he proceeded to defend himself with by stabbing the Fisher King in the dick with a strike so powerful that it blew out a side of the castle and much of the terrain beyond. By effectively ruining the fertility of the king, he also blighted the future of the land, causing the country to decline into ruin and setting up the Grail Quest, but that was for other knights to deal with.
In case you ever see the term "Dolorous Stroke", that's what it was; the most epic dick-stab in all of history.
ok i am SO effing TICKED OFF YOU LIBTARD
#1: Gamers are the most oppressed group of people in history. FACT
#2: If Hitler was a company, he would be Valve. FACT
#3: I have at least 150 hours in EVERY game in my steam library, so yeah, I can pretty much own you in any game. FACT
#4: Women and Minorities are ALL given special privileges while we GAMERS are actively fighting every second just to speak online. FACT
Seriously, if you ever censor gamers AGAIN, you WILL be PWNED, my katana needs to be used every once in a while, so I think you should publically apologize or ELSE now get trolled epic gamer style, upgeraldos to the left
AS EXPECTED WE GET DEAFENING SILENCE FROM TAYLOR SWIFT ON THE FEDERAL RESERVE RATE HIKE
Imagine having such fragile heterosexuality that you wouldn't fuck an attractive dude on the spot just because he might have a penis. Wild.
I saw you on 4ch
Thanks , this is good , more when you can. Sorry for being rude.
I was going to ask for more pooping girls pictures, but damn, your art is amazing! Keep up what you're doing!
"gee mulder did you ever think that maybe this one just isn't an x file?"
bitch what do you think the title of this fucking show is
I'm at お前の家 in クロゼットの中
The year is 2020. Brands have finally resorted to being horny on main. Burger King posts smutty fanart now. The guys who make "gaming censorship" YouTube channels are mad that Waffle House-chan's tits got smaller
I think monogamy should be banned. It’s just too much destruction of rainforests, and for what? Nice furniture?
I like Ben Carson, but for every one of him, there are a thousand Snoop Dogs. So fuck you
I used to work in porn around when these games were the "hot new thing" for the porn creators. The games are not made by normal video game companies first of all, they are made by pornographers along with a team of programmers. The real reason that these games exist is that they are the only ethically means of getting data on porn viewers ejaculations.
I'm sure you've seen the ads for games with scantilly clad animated women with the large flashing "try not to cum" logo. It has become so ubiquitious to see "try not to cum" on the advertisement because that is what the pornographers want you to do. Try not to cum, and when you do cum you continue playing the game. Before these games, there was no way to determine how long someone lasts when watching porn, but with these games, the game time and the interactions of the player are logged into an algorithm that determines how long it took you to cum, how long you physically came for, how many times you came, and even how many times you came close to orgasming but stopped yourself.
Each time you play the game, there are different "visuals". Also, based on your click speed, and other variables, the game can determine when you are about to orgasm and sometimes will immediately play a much more niche porn category so as to collect date on more obscure porn that wouldn't normally be in the game and to log the players reactions to this "bait and switch". So yeah, these NSFW games were the invention of pornographers who wanted a way to log data about users cumming. The data is then sold to advertisers and other pornographers.
Some developers have even changed it around. And actually measure the time it takes the companies to cum while fucking their customer. EA has been investing heavily in this tech over the last few years.
They're the only ethical means... but not the only means? What else did they have in mind?
>>49
Ever get those emails where someone claims they hacked your webcam to record videos of you fapping to porn and demands bitcoin to delete it?
Subway worker: what can i get you
Me: flatbread
Subcuck: slight pause slightly exasperated tone 6 inch or foot long
Me: -__- wow I was talking about type of bread but don’t get me wrong their different sizes but i was talking about type of bread if you let me finsh I would of finsh my santance.
the absolute madman who sold the world
remember that these people have to pay actual money in order to open these kinda threads
Since people are asking, and so that all of you don't have to look it up: the Christchurch shooter indeed livestreamed it, and indeed says 'remember lads, subscribe to pewdiepie' before walking into a mosque, shooting dozens, & straight-up executing many.
I just witnessed a coworker open 23 of those little single milk thingies for coffee and pour it onto his raisin bran
If you don't know, RealityWorks is a company that, among other things, makes robot babies meant to simulate a newborn or very young infant. I had to take a baby home over the weekend, and I'm pretty sure it was set to easy mode. But I ended up doing an emergency shutdown anyways, about 4 hours after the baby was activated. I feel like absolute shit about it. Lots of other people had a lot of things going on in their life and they still dealt with the baby through the entire weekend. I feel like more of a fuck up than usual, even though the baby was malfunctioning and I had to shut it down. I'm having a complete breakdown over this, and don't know what to do about it
Some people have never experienced the slow burn of an H-game, and it shows
This is what I'll think of when someone asks what art encapsulates the Heisei era.
>>59
You can't just post that without also telling us what it was commenting upon, buddy.
I'm going to make a wild guess it was Emergence though.
"Why does men's rights always lead to the alt-right?" ask Feminist Jewish AnCom blue-checks who equate caring about male suicide with patriarchal oppression & intact foreskins with anti-Semitism while they relentlessly dehumanize white men.
Morons.
I need off this site again.
>>52 I imagine porn sites can see the timestamp etc of when you stop the video and close a tab, and that it's a pretty safe assumption that most closed tabs are due to the tab opener having finished their business. I kinda doubt those ads that most people block anyway contribute much to their knowing when you came.
I always respect the legal opinions of self-appointed legal experts who put their pronouns in their bio.
Attention all Bajoran workers: Gul Dukat is in great danger and he needs your help to wipe out the rebels on Terok Nor, but to do this he needs a subspace field modulator and a couple of graviton mines. To help him, all he needs is your credit card number, the three digits on the back, and the expiration month and year. But, you gotta be quick, so Gul Dukat can secure the bag and achieve the epic Occupation Royal!
>>62 Not a pretty safe assumption - I close a lot more tabs because the content wasn't good enough, compared to ones which contained successful content. Something like a 30:1 ratio
>>62,65
I imagine the "good bits" are replayed multiple times. Everybody skips around to find good bits. Plus it could be any amount of time between finishing and closing the tab.
>>66 Yeah sometimes it takes 5-10 minutes for my vision to come back and my leg muscles to start working again, sometimes I just pass out and wake up in my filth the next morning with 6 windows open
as the fella says...
you've been married nine times hell maybe its you..
Try your hardest not to make others suffer in the path of your self destruction
bro imagine dumbledore looking into that fucking wish mirror and he’s just getting his dick sucked by johnny depp
Google has built a game platform for people who:
So really just people who live in the Bay Area.
in case anyone aside from me was ever curious about this, I am happy to announce that consensual vore and vampirism are in fact both vegan, I have the opinion of two experts on the matter and this is now a peer reviewed thesis.
I cannot believe the words “Jonathan Joestar Lactation” left my humble and holy mouth on this evening of March.
Cannot believe it.
Very distraught by this fact.
hrrnghh, i cut up a dude and buried him under the floorboards, but his tell-tale heart is dummy thicc, and the clap of his ventricles keeps alerting my raging paranoia
Chik-fil-a could have a sign on the door that says "no niggers allowed" and ima just go through the drive thru
they're really into anime and acting like girls and also hate both capitalism and brown people it's really surreal and nobody talks about this
will someone count this man's bananas so he can clock out and go home please
Former alt-righter here, seriously though we can’t let Ben Shapiro get his hands on the nuclear codes.
I stopped counting at 200 wins. 39 PapaYda, 19 Mog, 15 Ramuh, 0 Kan E. This is not fun anymore. The guy who designs the RNG mechanics in this game probably wakes up each morning and flips a coin to decide wether to suck a smelly dick or eat a dirty ass "for fun" to start the day.
I haven't seen Cenk [Uyghur] deny a reported fact this much since the Armenian genocide.
cum belongs on the inside of a person. not on the outside
fart king
4 months ago
Whats the name of his channel?his farts are great
Who also aren't paying anything into the system. I shit you not a buddy of mine was doing the hipster thing and living in a ghetto and the neighborhood nigs would ask him why he went to work every day. The system is so fucked up they don't even know why whites have to go to work.
I am the bane of my existence
Flagellation upon my body and Cutting reveals my blood
I have hated myself for over a thousand years
Unknown to Self Respect,
But known to Depression.
Have withstood love to create hatred
As such, this heart will never hold anything
So as I pray, Unlimited Self-Loathing Works.
“nootropics” users be like: develop never-before-seen prion diseases from Belarusian nootropics made from centrifuged pig brains that you take intravenously but it was all worth it to accomplish great things like posting on an internet messageboard about nootropics
>During a Phillies game in 2010, a 21-year-old fan and his friend were escorted by security out of their seats for unruly behavior. However, on their way out, he reportedly "leaned over and put two fingers down his throat" and started vomiting onto an off-duty police officer and his 11-year-old daughter
that man's name? bryce harper
and then the whole stadium clapped
Helped my son write a paper for school.subject he could not come up with one.I suggest explaining how for every musical note there is an equal or coresponding numerical number and color. I got called to the school. Teacher pushes that paper at me saying where would your son get such an idea as this.I said from me.my son and I both got sent home.this was bout 1979 1980
KEEP MY VK PROFILE AS REFERENCE COS REDDIT, GOOGLE AND YOUTUBE DONT EXIST ANYMORE AFTER DOOMSDAY
AND DONT FOFGET, WATCH ALLAH SKIN JEWS AS MAYAN FROG OF BIOLOGY CLASS BEFORE COOK THEM TILL VANISH WITH HIS THOUSAND HANDS (allah = last buddha)
If nothing happen to jews? Thie kind of maker, give you also dont want. Found my vk profile, you will know how allah tear soul of jews to pieces.
All these hot takes are great. Only gaijin twitter can prevent 令和 from reinvading Manchuria. Let's just be happy that it's super quick to write. The people who came up with it have their citation, so what can you do?
Oddly enough, an anagram of "nuclear energy" is "greener lunacy."
There is no big guy but Bane and Nolan (Bravo be upon Him) is His director.
There is no big guy but Bane and Nolan (Bravo be upon Him) is His director.
There is no big guy but Bane and Nolan (Bravo be upon Him) is His director.
Yeeeah my names knuckles, go hard like turnbuckles, I always bring the ruckus / I collect chaos emeralds and gems / eggman keep away from them / love the works of stanislaw lem
oh my god Karen, you can't just ask people why they've got a penis
I'm not an incel but HOW DARE YOU FUKING CLOS3 1 GAMING SUB FOR 24 FUCKING HOURS oN APRILS FOOLS.
this is literal gamer genocide
I think lovecraftian unease is pretty different from "little girl wearing almost nothing" unease, but that might just be me.
>>97
if you think that's a shitshow check out the replies to the anything the official twitter account tweets (or don't because it's just angry nerds spamming the same boring shit every time)
I remember when I saw a conversation about "How good that we don't judge peoples sexualities anymore" and "how good is it that being gay is okay nowadays" and stuff like this. And you know what? It's all a big lie, because, as we can clearly can see in this tread, many people STILL judge others for sexuality. I like lolis. Cute and lewd 2d waifus. And what happens at the moment I say something about it? Bunch of people would immediently screaming around "PEDOPHILE!", "DEGENERATE!", "PERVERT!".
Yeah, there is nothing more disgusting than liking drawings, right? You know what? Fuck you. I don't like your real children and don't need them. So go fuck youself with your self righteousness. Get the fucking away from MY lolis. They where created for people like me. What right do you have to take them away by forcing artists to censor them for you? And somehow you think that you are have some moral higher ground, when you are immoral one. You rob me and people like me, because you doesn't like us, based on some stupid outdated beliefs, like some religious nutjob. I am so fucking done with "progressive world". Biggest bunch of hypocrites.