(He's a tough boy. You can treat him as one of your items.)
Comedians think they have to be edgy to be funny. Meanwhile, my mommy is out here hiding my big plastic keys behind her back and making me clap and giggle every damn time.
TONIGHT I STARTED TAKING A SHIT IN ONE DECADE AND FINISHED IT IN ANOTHER
Hope all of you had just as amazing of a New Years as I did
The fact that we're in the 'Twenties' sounds so weird. Sounds like a bygone era when women were still fighting for their rights, the upper classes were living a life of hedonism whilst people starved & the world was on the verge of financial ruin and war
I see you read the book how2reverb4sanics where the autism hits the idea of creating a thread with such aim and arrow being the target a deplorable opinion and negative in its full redundancy, quite sad cuz I read the book and I consider myself a reverb master myself pretty gangster as well as you, please let me guide you through the atmospheric journey of your mom screamin' in the background while Aqualung dreams on it and he believes will never get too old so don't start ways uneasy.
Isnt it hilarious that trump killed someone twice as popular as him?
70 IQ: Afraid of getting drafted in a war with Iran
100 IQ: Doesn't think we're going to go to war with Iran
200IQ: Buying extra large dresses to resell to guys who are going to pretend to be trans to avoid getting drafted.
Because Worf just isn't a very deep character. Once you've seen him in the three following states - gruff tactical officer, ragdoll used to demonstrate how tough the bad guy is, and torn between his loyalty to the Federation and his Klingon heritage - you've seen it all.
But even Worf is a better character than Riker. If you zoom in on his beard in the later episodes you can see little pieces of food stuck in there. The way he sits down in chairs is totally bizarre and unnecessary. He becomes angry very frequently, sometimes for no clear reason. There's a constant air of tension surrounding him, as if he's constantly bothered by something that nobody but himself can see or understand. This becomes even more bizarre when you take into account that Riker's love interest and fellow officer, Deanna Troi, is the ship's counselor and a psychic who can sense other people's emotions. Even with this psychiatric resource at his disposal Riker is a disturbed, unstable man. It's only a matter of time before his thin veneer of sanity comes crashing down, and he explodes.
I've tried to be charitable and understanding towards him but this is the truth. Frankly I'm amazed that Picard didn't catch onto any of this and ask for him to be transferred off of the Enterprise. Riker may seem like a good man at first, but he is dangerous.
You people are beyond me. Why in the world would you want a picture of a
sheep (?) being forced (??) into sex (???) it quite likely does not want
(????) in a distribution of computer programs (?????) even if there was
no legal issue whatsoever. If you can judge by the number of question
marks, this is a serious question. I'm looking forward to the attempt of
a serious answer.
as a historian it's very gratifying to see my son take an interest in the medieval period. he's so well-versed in the history of charlemagne he even knows the names of fairly minor courtiers like astolfo
Im thinking about Hacksaw Ridge again and how its fascinating because its like watching a psychopath try to make a Hallmark movie.
>ps the playstation 2 sucked
What a bitch. I bet shes already dead if in 2012 she couldnt stay awake for more than an hour at a time.
Irony is a character from Brave Little Toaster. Essentially, if something is said to be "Ironic" it means that it is spoken in the same nasaly voice Irony uses.
It's awesome mod,thanks. I am Japanese elona player, and I believe if only this was also popular in Japan E+ could avoid it's fatal loss of player mainly caused by pee update.
Somewhere, a high school freshman is making a joke about this video and 27 Vietnamese children are going without water
I’ll level with you, if I wanted to have sex with a man who was as vain and hairless as me, I’d just have sex with a woman.
This took me a while to get into. Having listened a bunch of fugues by Bach (well, let's be honest, NERDING over the fugues of Bach) I thought this fugue had a lot of needless notes, superficial pandering to the given instrument. It seemed complex for the sake of complexity. Then I gave it another, more focused listen, and I think it's wonderful!! Counter subject is great and the developement of the subjects within the piece were wonderful as well. The coda might have benefitted from a little bit of slowing down, for it is quite satisfying but over so quickly (and I would add a trill to the last sound when performing, not in the recording however). I would like to learn to play the piece with the piano. I'm still far away from the required skill level to accurately play a fugue, but I would most politely ask you for the sheet music if you have them. Keep building more fugues from this series! Who knows, I might even compose a fugue of my own on the ssame subject, we'll see. Keep up the good work!
It's like a RPG experience point level system. You're level 1 forever and it's a huge grind, but eventually you hit level 2 and get a huge boost. Programming is hard until it isn't. One day it just "clicks" and you go from a codelet to a programmer. It doesn't specifically have to do with practice, completion of projects, number of books or tutorials. Sure those things help but it's more along the lines of understanding an abstract concept and logical structure. I'd say it's really similar to comprehending a scientific theory or a philosophical question like the Holy Trinity (How can God be three people when he is just one person?) Eventually, somehow, somewhere, in some way, it eventually "clicks" and you get it. For some they get it when someone does the whole Gas/Solid/Liquid thing. For others they get it when someone does the whole "God is such an amazing singular personality, that he's three people." The concept eventually "clicks" in the person's mind and they go to level 2. Learning to program is the same. Learning other skills (but not all) are also the same.
Some things, like art, require practice and work like you describe. Slow incremental change like going to the Gym.
Other things are like level systems. You suck you suck and you suck until one day, you stop sucking.
>>620
Yeah, the "hydration" system added in Elona+ Custom (and removed again in Elona+ Custom G, the mod >>615 was posted in response to.) I think most people are annoyed not by the fact that you can/need to pee, but that you can't drink potions and other shit if you're not thirsty.
Also apparently your pets have hydration meters too and will die of thirst, but you can't give them a drink unless you're thirsty too.
ur dumb as fuck
ur the same kids who drink coffee all day saying its good for u, then u say its bad when it's monster. dumb af.
I've been dwelling on this picture off and on for over 20 years. All the heros are going to die as they are in the wrong place. The wizard needs to finish off that chaos warrior and sorcerer as they are most dangerous to him, yet he has to take care of those three zombies first. I'm not even sure what the elf is trying to do, but he better watch that arch way above him. The dwarf is in no danger and is only taking on a single orc. The best fighter, the barbarian, is away from the greatest threats and is fighting two orcs - what a waste of his talent! The wizard should have been in the back using his magic, the elf should of been protecting him, the dwarf should have taken the brunt of the enemies while the barbarian should be killing everything else. This picture for me is exactly what the heros should not be doing but still awesome art.
宁真的不是孤儿？骂人都这么两句?
你妈死了我操你妈卖烂斜逼阴茎你妈死尸爆全家内脏炸裂你母亲的阴道捅烂放你妈的逼血让你妈死无全尸炸你家烂血烂逼鸡巴日你妈赖逼操你妈畜牲日你妈的血肉爆炸傻逼你母亲死尸爆炸舔你妈骨灰把你妈吊起来日你妈的深逼生出你这个死烂逼杂种日你妈的血鸡巴杀你妈血脑壳把你妈脑浆挤出来喂狗吃死妈玩意操你爹的阴毛日你爹的深鸡巴操你妈的肝门你妈死逼骚烂史操你全家祖师爷日你家的爷爷欢迎收看你爹与你妈的巨幅度动作不小心把你妈日死从你妈的死逼里生出来的你鸡巴逼娃娃把你爹吊起来割掉鸡巴你爹无法日你妈死尸暴怒把你大卸八块丢进你妈的尸体里种树长出死全家玩意你妈鸡巴东西你爹欲哭无泪跳河自尽癌杂种畜牲玩意看见你的尸体日边了她所有地方你妈烂鸡巴死无全尸你全家得艾滋病身亡你爹尸体炸裂你妈死无全尸你爷内脏爆炸你奶体内穿孔你祖宗尸分为二你全家烂逼死空你母亲深逼流大量逼水被你爹用鸡巴插穿孔你妈一分为十杀砍头的血逼把你爹杀了操你奶奶的内脏把你奶奶的大肠崩坏你奶奶粪便露出你爷爷日穿你奶奶的肛门你全家由此灭亡
你要送妈我当然欢迎，继续?
你妈螺旋升天后野爹我恰巧在空中放了个火箭推动器于是你妈接到推动器之后以音速缩水飞向太空这时太阳蒸发了你妈的臭bi水导致你妈无法卖淫你个死亲妈的孤儿网恋野种一天到晚意淫自己刚的过你野爹我殊不知你就是个当初年轻时风流出来的产物 整天抱着网恋对象意淫两个丑屌丝隔着屏幕爱你亲妈爱你亲爹，你野爹笑的手抖不小心就一刀剁了你亲妈的脖子 你个野种从小缺爱长得丑没本事在网上找存在感结果遇到你野爹被吊打不服就喜欢复制粘贴跟你野爹玩小鸡啄老虎也是不顾你亲妈的性命 死野种你野爹永远在你亲妈坟头跳舞给你个孤儿网恋野种助兴 祝你早日能隔着屏幕操到她被万人舔过的臭逼你个死妈废物只能可怜巴巴的在旁边围观着你野爹我在你婊子妈的阴道中疯狂旋转你个死妈傻狗嫉妒羡慕恨只能握着自己那三厘米短小的瘠薄疯狂撸管来发泄
The social contract is:
If you try to enforce a contract with me, you're a socialist.
Any further questions, libtard?
turn away from the Internet for one second and it spawns catholic doge miku singing a cover of a french band singing in psuedo latin
This is the kind of milquetoast take that's finally forced me to abandon Biden. I can't in good conscience vote for a candidate who refuses to commit to stripping gamers of all voting rights.
whoever fought for my right to work and go to school as a woman fuck you
イスラム国支配地域ではちんちんをしごくことも許されない
…
ユダヤのおじさん
That feel when you realize that Jesus might have been gay because who goes away with a bunch of men on a fishing trip and doesn't return with fish.
Sir Gregory Hall, Esqueer wrote in Message-ID:
<***@4ax.com>
"A hawt Asian ladyboy is free to devour my manhood
any time she wants to."
Coming around to the idea that the most powerful and effective political argument against the left in 2020 is probably simple as: Shut up fag
I'm sick and tired of all of it. I can't do this anymore. I worked so hard to create my first two Sonic Inflation games, and what do I get? I never get the recognition I deserve. I could spend my whole life working on this series (Although, I've spent over 9 years on it already), and you people still wouldn't care about it.
I was promised the front-page, promised my name would be all over the flash world and promised that I would change Newgrounds and everything it stands for.
To all my fans, the few of you who care, the ones who saw the message I was trying to bring: I'm sorry.
I always ask for extra beans, because 1) I don't want rice and 2) the one spoon of beans they DO give me is resentfully skimpy. But the second portion of beans is even smaller, and hardly adds up to a full serving, and now the bean grinch is already shuttling my underbeaned burrito toward the meat section before making eye contact again. As the tension builds, I try to think of a polite way to point out the "all-you-can-bean" burrito still doesn't have enough beans without impugning her competence as a professional burrito maker, when her gimlet eyes level at me, pleading for me to stop the mafia-style bean shakedown. But the ship is already set sail, and my request for a hearty, reasonable portion of black beans fished out of Bayleaf Bay only runs aground for my dry, nervous vocal chords. "One more scoop of beans please?" becomes a cough torturing both my self-respect, the existential satisfaction of my fellow patrons and the burrito tech's desire to be l i t e r a l l y anywhere else. I resign myself to specifying steak, where the portion stakes are somehow even higher.
>>634
(・∀・) (・∀・) (・∀・) I always ask for extra green onion and an egg. (・∀・) (・∀・) (・∀・)
Quote of the day "Helicopters are the unhappy marriage of physics and hope"
Does anyone know the potential health risk of accidentally cooking a juul in the oven?
I accidentally dropped my juul while cooking, into my oven which was 400 degrees at the time. It was in there for 8 mins then I noticed my eyes were watering and then a smell started to take over. It irritated both my boyfriend and I throats and eyes. The fumes made us lightheaded. We immediately shut off all gas and realized the juul was in there and got it out. We aired out the house and went downstairs to get away from the fumes until it didn’t smell anymore. I still don’t feel absolutely right but this may be from anxiety about the situation. The plastic on the pod burnt and the lithium ion battery didn’t explode but it likely gave off fumes. What else should we do? Im not looking to go to the hospital if everything will be okay.
Humans evolved the Uncanny Valley instinct and the instinct to be naturally kind of repelled by recordings of your own voice even though 3d models and audio recordings didn't exist when homosapiens evolved.
Which tells me one thing.
SKINWALKERS REAL. And this is our DEFENSE.
How is she possible??
People living on hot pockets and Prozac are probably screwed.
Man, I remember when being a leftist meant having a Che Guevara poster and Marx on your book shelf.
Well, there it is folks. The image which captures the Wuhan coronavirus crisis.
Forget any other images you’ve seen. This image is the one; the capturing image.
When you leave this theater and go back home, to reflect upon the images you’ve seen while you lay in bed trying to sleep, this is the one you’ll recall. It’s the coup de grace of Wuhan coronavirus images. It’s the Mona Lisa of photojournalism. It’s a magnificent astonishing Ansel Adams quality, Pulitzer Prize worthy image of images.
Decades from now, when someone asks you: “Hey, do you remember that virus thing in 2020?” you will search your memory while staring into space and then remark: “Ooh yeah... I remember an image...”
And it will be this image - the only image worth remembering; this image which captures the Wuhan coronavirus crisis.
Hey check it out: the SlimJim instagram account is promoting New Chronology nonsense to the teens on Instagram
Me: I like twinks and like the possibility of Cloud taking this dick
You All: "CLOUD IS MY TRANS UWU BBY! MY ANTIFA SOLDIER!"
Me: throws all my Cloud crossdressing gay porn into a safe that I promptly set on fire
Me: Actually, Cloud Is Extremely Straight
I can literally make better beef stroganoff better than these cocksleeves, and I'm pretty sure they'd taste and look better than whatever disgusting brown mud they made. Firstly, the way they made it was highly dangerous and irresponsible. Why couldn't they make with without singing and dancing and teleporting all over the place, trying to act cute? Oh wait- that's all women are good for. They can't actually do anything correctly so they have to insert some "LOL SO CUTE RANDOM x333" shit into it to gain publicity and stray people away from their disgusting heeping pile of cow manure.Their first mistake was not sauteing the onion then adding some garlic, but since their stupid KAWAIIII anime whores it's a miracle they can chop with a knife by themselves. Oh wait, they can't. One of the dumb broads is FUCKING CUTTING THE TOMATO TOWARDS herself. So much for being cute, now you have a scar in middle of your stomach. Next is what really, REALLY pisses me off. "It doesn't have to be beef" then why the FUCK would you call it BEEF stroganoff if BEEF isn't even the fucking meat you're going to use? Maybe they should stick in the mech and get fucking railgunned to death and let me skullface their decapitated heads. WHY DOES HIBIKEK ADD THE ENTIRE CARTON OF FLOUR ONTO THE BACON?? DO THEY NOT KNOW HOW TO OPERATE A WELL ORGANIZED KITCHEN? Why would they let the main character of a show be this autistic? Don't even get me STARTED on milk. Fucking japs have to ruin everything, don't they?Oh boy here we go. "Boys don't know it" more like girls don't know how to fucking organize a well structured and operating kitchen without incorporating some dumbass montage to get their juices flowing so they can suck and fuck every male dick in the audience.THEIR """BEEF""" STROGANDORK COULDN'T LOGICALLY BE WELL PREPARED THAT FAST IN THAT AMOUNT OF TIME. Anime was a mistake. We should've nuked Japan two more times. Shame on you.It's true that girls are attracted to criminals but if you're too pussy to do real illegal shit you can just grind your crimestat by jaywalking thru a street back and forth for a few hours and chicks will start magically being into you. They don't want you to know this #PUA
Honestly I'm not sure a lower form of life exists than gachacels.
How you under 5’9 and racist, you focusing on the wrong knee grows
Honestly I can kind of get the want to clarify and separate the work from the original artist-
But everyone fucking does that mentally, we don't need a warning. Unless cthulu is dropping hard R's then I'm not gonna think you support HP and his fucked views
This is cute - but very cursed.
americans will have a visceral disgust with pete and disphit libs will say it's homophobia but actually it's just people remembering the time in middle school a kid exactly like pete mocked them for an entire lunch period for messing up a minus sign in math class
Naked Headless Mario has successfully killed the King of Sodomy at the end of Naked Headless Mario 2. He also accidentally killed the Diarrhea Slut after releasing her bowls of cum from the jar where they were kept for future use. The death of the Diarrhea Slut, a mountain sized woman made of feces with an ass capable of international travel, led to a MASSIVE shit explosion. The shit has blocked out the sun in the Kingdom of Sodomy, and billions of Dick Nazis died. Naked Headless Mario, thinking that the Kingdom of Sodomy was the Dick Nazi Homeworld, decided to rest.
Unfortunately, the Diarhea Slut was also Hitler’s Dick’s girlfriend. Hitler’s Dick plotted for 7 weeks and gathered Dick Nazi stragglers along the way. The Dick Nazis knew they had to go back to their real homeworld, Earth, or as it was now called, Cocktopia. But, the plan also involved stealing Naked Headless Mario’s Penis and turning it into a Dick Nazi. With the traitorous King of Sodomy and his Dik Dik Gang out of the way, it was time to kill two birds with one stone. They had Mario’s head, and soon, they would have his Dick serving the Dick nazis. All they had to do was go to Cocktopia and use the head to summon Jesus Christ himself, and the Dick Nazis would rule all of Reality in all universes.Hitlers Dick was mad about his girlfriends death though, and seeing as how her feces were blocking out the sun, it was impossible to forget. Mario would kill Princess Peach too.
The Dick Nazis ambushed Naked Headless Mario, who’s hatred had gone dormant since the King of Sodomy’s death. It made it all too easy for the Dick Nazis to get the first move in. Hitler’s Dick personally stole naked headless Mario’s penis. And raped peach to death in the eye before running off with Mario’s dick in hand.
Your mission is to escape the Kingdom of Sodomy, rescue your penis, and follow the Dick Nazis wherever they go and kill them all. You are Naked Headless Mario.
Yeah chicks love a dude whose dick literally tears her vagina, pumps twice, cums, then sits on top of her making a retarded face for twelve minutes.
I keep having this dream where Bernie is twisting my nips pretty hard and when I tell him it hurts, he just whispers in my ear "Don't worry, you have health care coverage".
Japanese niggas be like:
Tink
Tink tink
Tink tink tink tink tink tink tink tink tink tink tink
Dun dun
Dun dun
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
The weirdest part about this gif is that isn't that the dog is walking the woman. The tail that is wagging the dog is in the sense that a private method inside a separate class handles an output for a public update, is also walking the woman.
Your spelling, grammar, and ambiguously genocidal ambitions are all atrocious. Disqualified.
im permabanned poster uighurstomper58. i first started reading The Governance of China when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of “Xi Jinping thought” and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like “Jointly Maintain and Develop an Open World Economy” and “A Moderately Prosperous Society in all Respects in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing Red Guards in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal revisionism. im now on self-criticism. i always wondered what the kind of “Dengist” style of socialism was all about; i think it’s the capitalist roader leaking in to the Communist Party, what Maoist theory considered to be the cause of revisionism and rightist deviation. i would advise all people who “get” socialism with Chinese characteristics to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to a certain type of liberalism. peace.
Grave of the Fireflies - Hiroshima Zero!
Setsuko and Seita set out for revenge against the American forces arriving in Japan with a Nazi built Mecha that derives its power from the ashes of the dead. But is there a link between the dead and Setsuko's longevity?
That's right, suck on that!
while you were hitting the juul, going to college, having casual sex, driving your car, and eating takeout food, i died horribly under mysterious circumstances in a national park. and my body was never found again
This is a 58% hydration pizza pie, cooked on the top rack (about 600 degrees), with broiler on throughout bake. I am all out of bromated flour, so this is a Canadian bread flour with a 3-day cold ferment. Tomatoes are some Muir Glen organic crushed tomatoes that I found recently.
I tried double-blind studies on masturbation… the only thing I concluded was that my semen isn’t an appropriate eye bath.
What do you think about this creature and can you add more to the discussion? I for one, don't ever remember this rat-snake creature strangely called the "Pangolin".
Mandella Effect?
CERN?
Reality Shift?
What time line are you from?
HOW DO WE GET BACK?!?!
Any ideas on how to do/build a machine/whatever it takes? Any ideas??
The idea that the Arthurian legends might be the medieval equivalent of a forum RP story actually makes a lot of sense.
The furry community as a whole over the last couple of years has, as a whole been trying to shun and punish people who like anime and excommunicate them. It started as a "anime is right wing now" thing where their big brain idea was that anime is now a conservative hobby (which I guess you could delude yourself into thinking if you use twitter 22 hours a day, otherwise it's wrong) and that they should be removed. It's been, uh... Mostly unsuccessful and is probably hurting their community more than its helping because in just the last year multiple huge groups game split off and won't talk to other furry communities now. Meanwhile furries are spazzing out about anime while their communities face increasing co-opting by white nationalists, transphobes and other really bad people. I know a fucking ton of furries who are now completely dropping the bigger communities and gatherings because they're continually more infested by these weird borderline bigots and purists. There's a vocal minority of furries who go around social media outing other furries for "liking anime which makes you a pedophile". I got attacked by one of these a few months ago for liking fucking trigun.
I hate that I know this
you might think he loves you for your money but i know what he really loves you for it's your cute panties soaked in arizona iced tea
So, to clarify, we're living in a world where the former mayor of New York City is paying struggling millennials, teenagers and a man called ShitheadSteve to make him look old and out of touch in an attempt to win the Democratic nomination to be the President and Commander in Chief of the United States of America, following on from that guy from The Apprentice who may have made his way into the White House on the back of a cartoon frog.
Hold onto your butts, boys and girls. This is going to be a weird election cycle.
LISTEN
I am not feminine. not at all. The closest I get to being a woman is when I dont care about my grammar or say something fucking retarded (RARE)
Imagine having terrible stomach pain, but then it goes away because you've suddenly shit your pants. Reading Battlefield Earth feels like that moment between the pain going away and the start of having to deal with your poop pants.
I think my neighbor really likes this song. He just threw a brick trough my window so he can hear it better
Biden: "And here's another thing, and you may not like it but Anderson...I'm your father! And I've got the paternity test to prove it, jack!"
Anderson Cooper: (stunned)
Biden: (gazing at him with love) "Son, come home."
Anderson Cooper: "We'll be back after a commercial break." (eyes full of tears)
Trannies are inherently laughable and absurd, like Tapirs and the Duckbilled Platypus.
Never really thought about that. You get this idea that by living here on Earth by default, the internet just seems like this universal concept, especially with how sci-go shows make it out to be. Turns out, though, chances are individual internet systems are most likely going to be grounded to their own individual planet. So really picture that. A whole ass, completely foreign internet, with its own cultures, subcultures, memes, own version of Reddit and so forth, only accessible to Martians, by Martians, for Martians. Bring a whole new meaning to rare memes for sure.
Shhh, your interrupting their global apocalypse circle jerk. They can't hear you until they climax, by then the whole scare will be over and everyone will pretend they knew it was just a cold bug all along.
Its kinda depressing how limited some people feel their lives are currently when they lose themselves in games like the sims as wish fulfillment. Like their fantasy isn't to save the galaxy or bang an elf, its just to have a good job a nice house and friends who care about them.
>>680
I forget where I saw it, but I once heard an astute observation that judging from Second Life, a lot of people wanna be (1) a furry or some other fantasy creature (2) a walking porno, or (3) in Malibu. Or some combo of that really.
What the fuck are talking about!!????
Swan are not band & they don't play noise or music. They sole intention is to harm a crowd of people. Saying they play noise is being generous...they are group of murderers whos sole intention to literally murder the crowd. Also napalm death are no near the swans ...they play noisy short songs...no murder there.
P.s. After the swans show multiple ambulances were called ....they literally killed the audience...
If I want to see "noise" band I'll go see eyehategod. Swans don't play noise or music....they play murder..
Swans are the band that never should reunited.
The American dream is a different brand of ranch dressing in every orifice
>>683
p.s. my selections are:
Newman's Own in mouth
Kraft in ass
Store brand in urethra
Any others remaining in ears and nostrils
Have you read Horkheimer? Have you read Kropotkin? Have you read Bakunin? No? You really can't understand these issues unless you've read Bakunin. Have you read Plekhanov? Have you read Goldman? Have you read Zektin? Have you read Gramsci? Have you read Grindelwal? Have you read Slobodan? Have you read Zarthusian? Have you read Sexus Arcanis? Have you read Slutsgonarevski?
my sister's horse delilah passed away today. she had to be put down. this song means so much.
you're not a magical sapphic goddess who can't get a gf because of ugly men you're a white girl with an untreated cluster b personality disorder
Try to picture being in 2010 and being told that in a decade Buzzfeed would be suing Donald Trump's federal government
I am deeply confused by chickpeas.
I hope Stefan gets corona virus (in his ass, then in his mouth)
i do not support waluigi for smash until he accounts for the vile attacks his supporters have thrown at all those fire emblem characters
For those unaware this is NOT a GOP talking point, but a quote from Mortarion, Daemon Primarch of Nurgle.
Never lock your door. I want to come take a shit in your toilet whenever I want to. And if somebody's already in the toilet I'll just shit in your kitchen sink no problem. Actually I'll just head straight for the kitchen and only take the toilet if somebody is already shitting in the sink.
Not game boy but DS. The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass actually took place in the 80s and the 80s take place very day below our feet and some of us inside the bones. Link is Trump and linebeck is his dad and it tells the story of New York islands are boroughs of the city
I'm a Millennial and right now I'm looking at the potential of some extremely cheap vacation I'd never be able to afford otherwise, with the possibility of getting Corona on my trip and not having to pay my student loans if I kick the bucket. It's a win-win scenario.
Going to second this. Suspect a lot of priests might not object too hard to holy whiskey in the font, and if it's at least 60% abv it will in fact sanitize anyone who dips their fingers in it as well as purify them spiritually.
LINE GO DOWN BAD MUST GET LINE UP
MUST SACRIFICE CHILDREN AND ELDERLY FOR LINE
LONG LIVE THE LINE
This is not a meme or a joke. Many have mentioned similar stories re: COVID-19 information:
I got more accurate info (weeks earlier) from our little group of literally-Hitler psychic wizard nude bodybuilders than from Johns Hopkins, the White House and the CDC combined.
"Nobody, in their heart of hearts, really wants to be Bernie Sanders.....being Bernie Sanders looks like it feels like a case of laryngitis."
Enhance 15 to 23. Give me a hardcopy right there.
Coronavirus is Mother Earth’s way of casting her vote for Bernie