(He's a tough boy. You can treat him as one of your items.)
>>900
Wrong thread.... sorry. Here's a contribution:
>lmao
I honestly don't know why you even bothered replying if you thought I was joking. This single word alone has me convinced you're not taking me seriously. Does hiding behind layers of irony look cool? Certainly. But at the same time it makes you come of as disingenuous. That word and that word alone is enough of a reason for me to discredit your entire post, to classify it as a reply not taking what I've said at face value. You're laughing at me. Why would I even bother taking your post seriously if that single word clearly telegraphs what the rest of your post is going to be? You set the tone, and it's not a tone I appreciate. The rest of your post may very well have been an actual attempt to discuss video games on a video game board with me for all I know, but alas I didn't read it as I expect it's as effortless as your 'lmao'. If you've got anything to say to my initial reply, lose the holier-than-thou-tone and reply in an earnest attempt. If you had an actual genuine interest in discussing video games being more honest would get you much further. This is the internet. Nothing is gained from acting superior, nothing that furthers discourse anyhow.
POCARI SWEAT IS TRYING TO REBRAND AS GAMER FUEL IN THE US
I plant [fruit trees] in my ass and the shit is like their dirt and since they suck it up I don't have to shit anymore and the roots tighten around my prostate everyday making me water the tree with my cum
fondly remembering the time in final fantasy xiv where i hired someone rping as a garden gnome to decorate my yard for an hour and when the hour was up he used the money to immediately go to the Pleasure Dome (erp hub) to get some pussy
Would be weird if Jack Black played King Arthur and it wasn't a comedy.
weebs are always attracted to all the Konosuba girls... I guess because weebs are attracted to fellow pathetic creatures
Some marriage trouble going on. The Reddit equivalent of Grimes making sure all the fancy champagne flutes and correct sets of cutlery are on the table while Elon passive-aggressively drinks out of a red plastic cup and eats with his hands in front of the uneasy, mortified guests
If you really love your waifu you should write a folk album dedicated to her
As a former mariner of the Lakes and the North Atlantic, they’re both he’ll in a storm, but I’d rather have salt water and lots of depth.
Scrawny effeminate left leaning numale alert. Call more people a chud online and maybe the nonbinary pink hair that works at the barcade will let you sniff Xer's armpits hellscape dweller. You dweebs always gotta make a little cute comment for internet points. Not realizing I'm throwing bait on the line for you people to seethe at while I'm taking a shit
Do you really think they cut off foreskins in Hyrule?
Sounds worse. I'm afraid to know what cookie clicker is.
I don’t watch anime. Are they gay?
Professors can't even get their students to do all the reading and these clowns think they can effectively turn their students into Marxists.
Listen buddy, just because you jack off to Adam Smith and have an earth-shattering full-body orgasm at the thought of the word “capitalism” does not mean its definition suddenly changes. What you just described about human behavior is called “not wanting to starve to death”.
Fact: the first decency laws in the U.S. regarding clothing, pants, were written before the formation of the Republican Party, i.e. the Democratic Party. So when you wear pants, you're actively supporting Democratic laws and principles.
I guess first grade where the whole class gets punished with no recess because of those two kids misbehaving is really just to prepare you for the real world then.
I left it there
That was me
"Han-san" is actually the polite term in Japanese to refer to hand-sanitizer. If it's in a cute bottle then it's called "Han-chan". If the hand sanitizer outranks you at work then you're supposed to call it "Han-sama".
I don't care what anyone says those penguins are speaking a language. Listen closely.
Not quite an autopsy, but a friend of mine was working as a coroner's assistant. They got a call for a middle aged male that had died in his trailer.
When they got there, they found a morbidly obese man, butt ass naked, dead on his living room floor. They went to move the body, and to their shock, discovered another body.
A little person was laying dead beneath the big man with his head stuck up the big man's ass. Big man had a heart attack from the uh....pleasure, and fell on the little man, killing him.
Weirdest fuckin twofer I've ever heard of, but there ya go.
Not only was he not a Nazi, he was a war vet
Then again, if you try to build Pun-Pun in an actual game, your DM is permitted to actually pee in your Mountain Dew. Look it up, it's in the book.
So you see, all the above compounds to make Taiwan the WORST dating scene I've ever experienced, as well as the most BORING uneventful place. It's like everything is against you. Geez! All the above combined are horrible beyond words, and make it not even worth the effort. All Taiwan offers you is food and work. But for dating, love, romance and sex, it totally SUCKS, is overly difficult, uptight, stuck up and very depriving. In fact, no negative words in English that I can think of can describe how terrible it is and how badly it sucks. Thus all I can say is that it is "terrible beyond words".
What's worse, you aren't allowed to say anything negative in Taiwan. The social culture is very politically correct and you are only allowed to say nice positive things about Taiwan. So you can't even tell the truth or express how you really feel without violating this social rule! Geez. At least let a guy be honest for crying out loud. It sucks having to pretend that you like something you don't.
To give you a simple example, if I say "Excuse me miss" (in Chinese or English) to girls walking by in Taiwan (who are totally cold and closed) none of them will stop. But in most other countries, when I do that, very often the girls will stop and talk to me. That's a very big difference that says a lot, no matter how you try to spin it.
Taiwanese girls are extremely picky, shallow, judgmental, difficult, vain, and spook easily like deer do in the wild. They are overly cautious and unnaturally shy to the extreme, and don't like talking to strangers without an introduction through mutual friends. These extreme traits that are common in Taiwanese females make them almost inhuman and definitely unnatural. Now there is nothing wrong with being a little shy or cautious. That can be cute. But Taiwanese girls take it to the extreme and are too excessive in their closed-ness and shyness. Ironically, their own ancient Chinese wisdom says that nothing in extremes is any good, and that everything must be in moderation.
Don't forget that Old Norse proverb!
“Svá ergisk hverr sem eldisk”
[sooner or later, we all end up effeminate]
Live by those words! I certainly do!
I want to know who saw a deer with fangs and went “The most interesting thing here is its hair”
First Disgaea 5 has the player slay thousands of Asagi clones to farm shards, then Makai Wars gets downgraded to mobileshit. Someone at NIS must have it out for Asasi bad.
> Be rising star in manga
> "I just need a bicycle I can socially distance on and all my hobby needs will be met."
> Get the bicycle
> Don't socially distance
> Grope minors and get arrested pretty much immediately
What did he mean by this?
>>930
Technically, one method of socially distancing is ensuring that no one wants to be within six feet of you for reasons entirely unrelated to COVID.
No, it's rape. You can tell because the backgroud is all twisty.
>Do you think Final Fantasy is a criticism of mamluks and janissaries as institutions?
Supreme schizo autism right here, truly a 100% Ashkenazi post.
It's a little known fact that Garfield ghostwrote much of the Geneva Convention on a month-long cocaine binge while secluded in a tiny cabin in the Swiss Alps.
Ever wanted to choke slam an Amazonian goddess? Well now is your chance.
22 year age difference between Biden and Harris...seems problematic
oh the future vice president has pronouns in her bio? that’s awesome dude. that’s so cool. i’m jerking off to the thought of that. i’m literally cumming because the future vice president has pronouns in her bio. i’m cumming all over the place
I MUST point out that Miqote do NOT go "into heat". They mate like any other race in Eorzea. Male Miqo also do NOT have barbed penises. This would render them incompatible with breeding with the other races in Eorzea which has been confirmed that they all can via SE's lore panel.
Source: Square's lore panels and way too much time on RP servers
"In today's story, Skeletor forced me to consume a flavor of pizza pie that I wasn't sure about, assuming it's a weakness, and, as it turns out, it tastes a whole lot better than a thought it would be. So remember kids, always give the food your parents gave you a chance."
This is why most Star Wars fans are Hand Solo
Call the 'roo a cunt and tell him to fuck off until morning.
Oh, and while we have no written evidence that Freud repeated said the word "penis" to elicit laughter, I think we can all agree that it was highly likely.
Yes. Kojima is high level Freemason with ties to occult/illuminati. He’s a luciferian. The masses aren’t going to understand but he’s using predictive programming as a tool. He follows a “karma system” Look into it if u care for it. He’s constantly showing “left eye symbols”
the word lore...every single time i see that fucking word i instantly have like a metaphorical klaxon in my head that goes off and this huge screen says AUTISM ALERT. it sounds funny but thats my view
Why did you think he wrote about a magical cat who came to trash a house where kids were home alone
When I was a kid, loli refered to a lollipop/sucker or an ice pop. Granted it was spelled lolli, but it sounds the same. Imagine my utter confusion and bewilderment. Imagine my horror when I found out what that now means. Imagine the ruination of my childhood memories of grandpa asking if I wanted a lolli.
Sure. Keeping in mind that this pen is a total pile of crap. With that being said it goes from 1.0mm all the way to.00001mm in one single letter. It cuts out more than a 13 year old boys voice. Did I mention this pen is a pile of crap? Anyway I hope you make the right decision and use a quill and squid ink instead, old school yet reliable like having a fancy hipster moustache (thats how hipsters spell it nowdays). Hope this helped.
I don't understand anything can someone good tell me what the lyrics say????☹😔😫😫😫😫we laymen do not understand ..Motorhead mmm¡!!!! lesbians ?????
Them, idiots: "I like catholic girls because I want a girl who is chaste"
Me, enlightened: "I like catholic girls because they're into S&M and easier to convert to paganism"
Who gives a shit? You're homosexual if you use Snorlax anyways.
Umm, I'm fairly certain Nero didn't castrate the freedman. Nero played the female role as wife, and received anal sex from his freedman husband in his public courtyard because he was Alpha that way and the mercury the Roman elite put in their hair to appear beautiful was getting to him nya~
If the Bible is true, then the Koran is false, because the Koran contradicts the Bible.
If the Bible is false, then the Koran is still false, because the Koran says that the Bible is true.
I can’t believe this, this is utterly shameful… we let a Brony write in Scots?? Uh! How far have we fallen???
one day not funding at least 3 ethots will be seen as a red flag on your resume
If you're going to be remembered for things, DOOM and Wolfenstein are good things to be remembered for. Daikatana's there to make sure I remember the taste of humble pie.
Freedom to fuck around does not mean freedom to not find out.
When I play Cataclysm: DDA I choose the musician class, then customize my appearance to look as much like Dave Grohl as possible. Obviously I name my character Dave Grohl, as well. I choose to start in a golf course and I RP that there was an outbreak during the filming of the "Walk" music video. After I escape whatever zombies are after me, I loot all the booze I can, loot some girls clothes, and go and dress him in drag in a hotel room while drinking all of the booze just like in the "Low" music video. I RP that he's crying because he thinks Jack Black is dead.
If I've survived one night, I pack up, dress back up in normal clothes, and go looking for an NPC. If I find one without dying, and if he's male, I take him back to the hotel room, RP that Dave Grohl is hallucinating that he's Jack Black, and try to make him put on a skirt and drink with me. If they refuse, I kill them. I keep this up until I find someone who will be my Jack Black, and then I go out and face the Apocalypse.
JUST
PUNCH
AT ANYONE
I have and will continue to kill for the joy of these cherubic faces. I have slain gods, culled beasts, and put entire civilizations to the torch, and for what? Stickers.
Nothing has ever fulfilled my soul so.
fart on my penis
Hello.
I noticed you dropped 4 f-bombs in this comment. This might be necessary, but using nicer language makes the whole world a better place.
Maybe you need to blow off some steam - in which case, go get a drink of water and come back later. This is just the internet and sometimes it can be helpful to cool down for a second.
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Can I marry a horse and raise horse offspring who sire more Centaur like children that I then install as the puppet rulers of Europe, thus rewriting history and bringing about a new, Equestrian future ruled over by our benevolent hoofed masters?
If not I'll wait until a few expansions drop.
angelica has a fat ass because she eats cookies all day
Ten bucks doesn’t seem too bad for an imaginary friend. The manufacturer insists that it is “REAL” (their capitalization.)
The same seller also offers “Human Soul (Alive),” if you just want to own a soul without the burden of friendship.
“This is for my ANCESTORS” I say as I cum on top of a white guy, as revenge for colonialism
first, you have to summon a Demon-Waez by chanting the words, "POorOopoo GaFAZeeworp!" 15 times at the most northern point in the world. Also, you have to be in a cave deep enough to find liquid magma. then from there, you'll have to ask it in Waezneese (the language of the demon) a deep and philosophical question with no right or wrong answer. From there, she will grant you 3 wishes. First, you must ask it where the Golden Birds lay their eggs. She will then take you to the magical land of Wahrtoyn, where you will then ask to be an apprentice to a karate superhero named kickfooter who lives in the town. He will teach you a form of karate that hasn't been used for thousands of years. Now, you must find the dragon Ieqeezia, deep within the caves of the forgotten realm, which you will travel to with the final wish from the Demon-Weaz. With the mythical karate you've learned, you must defeat the dragon with only your bare feet. Now, the dragon will bleed brownish blood, which you must drink to think the thoughts of the dragon. Now, you access knowledge of where the key of Quazinooswen is. Grab the key (which can open any door), and now, you can open the door of Lemenqafiin. There, you will see a super-computer, made with the bones of the first dragon (and a 4k display!), which has a strange cord with small blades on it. You must position the blades into your ears where you can still hear. Now, the computer will program whatever you think, and will do whatever you say. Now, you can create your long desired source port.
At least that's the easiest way I know how to make one.
Does anything else radiate virgin energy more than beginning a comment with "heh"? 20 bucks says he smirked and pushed up his glasses with his middle finger every time he typed that.
I have put in a formal complaint. I don't think the BBC have even checked the charges. I looked at them a few months back and am sure the case is nothing to do with "wealthy Gulf Arabs influencing football clubs." Even if it was, what relevance is the ethnic origin of anyone. Pinto has been accused of stealing money from a bank, hacking into the systems of leading legal officials in Portugal and hacking the police themselves amongst other things. The BBC are determined to maintain their racist anti-Arab narrative because it is a stick to beat City with. This is just shoddy work. BBC online is as bad as the tabloids these days.
Like, will they even bother having kindergarten? You don’t do anything except piss your pants, throw a crying fit, eat milk and cookies and take a nap—not necessarily in that order.
I feel like you can do all of those things in the comfort of your own home, without some 26-year-old white chick watching you via webcam, as if this were some bizarro version of MyFreeCams or Chaturbate.
Whatever we were paying someone to teach that class, we should get that money back, plus whatever it costs to distribute free laptops to five-year-olds, just so they can pee on them or, god forbid, figure out how to get on Pr0nHub.
I’d also be curious to know what black child worth his salt will actually show up to some shit like this. Certainly, no truly authentic black child would show to school that’s not even being held at the school.
I feel like learning anything at all during Corona would almost be like continuing to pick cotton on the day after Juneteenth. I’m not sure if I’d trust any black person who actually completed an assignment that they didn’t have to turn in.
If I were an older student, I might log in just to have a look at the teacher. She might be in the Zoom meeting showing feet, as if she were Doja Cat. I’m sure standards of professionalism aren’t what they would be if you were in the building.
Some of the most powerful rods I ever got (nullus) were in a high school history class. It may have been because the class was so boring. I knew, even before I heard Let’s Get Free by dead prez (which came out when I was an adult), not to trust any history class taught by white people.
There is nothing better than seeing your cute waifu covered in the blood of her enemies
If you're not right on the brink of crashing, you're going too slowly.
Nobody teaches trans girls about our periods. We just get these weird times where we're moody and crampy and sad and we don't know why and just chalk it up to another reason we're not good enough in life. So, just so you all know: Trans. Girls. Get. Periods.
Page 7: "How far I've come.. I swallowed a piece of shit from a little girl...! <3"
Hey all, question for those of you with Honey Heist experience
My group is planning a second session since we all had a great time with Honey Heist, but I was curious about one minor issue.
So if I understand the rules correctly, when your bear gets a 6 in their Criminal stat, they go rogue and it's basically game over for that player. You can eat a bunch of honey to knock you back down a step as a precaution, but the only other way to shift the scales back into Bear stat territory is to fail a check.
In practice, what I noticed is my party doing what we usually do in other games, work as a team and play to their strengths. As a result, we really didn't fail that many checks. This led to a situation where any given bear who succeeded just once or two times in a row would automatically be in the 'danger zone' and would have no choice but to take a bite from our stash of honey to at least get back down to 4 Criminal. (And if you're at 5 Criminal already, it'd be crazy to risk your character on a 1 in 6 chance you'll fail instead)
Granted, our DM did provide us with a very generous amount of access to honey. Thing is, if he hadn't, I don't know if any of us would have kept from losing our character because of how quickly you can go over the edge relative to the length of our game (2 more or less 4 hour sessions).
Again, still had a great time with this game. Just wondering if there were any thoughts on how to counter this issue without just loading the bears up with all the honey they could ever need to keep playing.
I cut my son's balls off to cure his cancer and he died anyway. Good game
also in infamous theres a trophy called called casey jones. i dont know if the requirment is a refrence to anything but seeing as it has to do with trains i would say its an ovbious refrence to the teenage mutant ninja turtles character casey jones and to the fact that the turtles live in an abandoned subway
these lizards feed off pure energy located in anus of little children which is why they lust after them down to infants, not for appearance but for their purity.
Also I gotta say, this is definitely the first time I've seen Black Eyed Peas(???) hailed as an example of the superior culture of the olden days. Strange times we live in.
> Goofy is heterosexual
redacted, just remembered the cartoon where he wants to be Mickey's pet
I dont have sexual thoughts toward children, but I used to toward adult women. This is a weakness since they [the feds] could potentially plant cp but make it look like it's an adult so I conditioned myself to only coom at adult men penetrating different barnyard animals. It's the only thing that gets me off anymore, frankly
Whether they fall into "too cute to kill" or "just the right amount of cute that makes them VERY killable" is another matter entirely.
Humans so divided but we all pee !
Remember in the past when a mom or grandma could impart such common sense information to their daughters as "eat less food so you're thin and boys like you," now in 202 that's "emotional abuse" that leads to "eating disorders" like "anorexia"
I'll assume your nitrate levels were fine, or else all of the fish would be perked for an opportunity to escape the tank for a world they could not know. But even then, how could you expect any living being to cooperate with the expectations you've superficially laid upon it? As a man, surely you've constructed the environment in which you expected to constrict these fish in a reasonable fashion, not only according to their preferred habitat but also to their dietary needs. All of their lives should be nothing but pleasure, if your calculations were correct. However, through the example of the individual who chose to escape your supposed "Crystal Palace" made of panes of glass, you may but only witness the utter freedom your fish express. How stupid they may appear to you in their simple decisions! But, you fail to realize what life you allowed to breathe into these creatures - how they will not align with your conceived order, but will rebel against it without any notion of rebellion. For you see, they have no interest in reason - let alone your reason - but only desire for what they feel as they must do. All your attempts to direct their lives has only drained your spirit whilst unaffecting their own, as your reason is but only your own. That of the fish, however, is pure, and by that fact impossible to influence by some onlooker through the application of a lid or some addition of cling wrap. If the fish wishes to escape its containment, it will set itself free! So you, begotten to a confused state by the actions of your fish, have only brought yourself to confliction - the fish, on the other hand, was the one to truly grasp his freedom, subservient to no master (as you'd like to make yourself to be). And, as you defy the actions of this lone martyr, spitting at the death he brought upon himself, you continue to deny the limits of your power over the life within your tank, the life that will again demand for itself a way out.
t. dostevesky or some shit
What was Aragorn’s tax policy? Did he maintain a standing army? What did he do in times of flood and famine? And what about all these orcs? By the end of the war, Sauron is gone but all of the orcs aren’t gone – they’re in the mountains. Did Aragorn pursue a policy of systematic genocide and kill them? Even the little baby orcs, in their little orc cradles?