[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 5] (999)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9305 08:07

(He's a tough boy. You can treat him as one of your items.)

101 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9347 19:19

In 1989, they dropped him in chemicals. Now they're dropped him in society.

102 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9348 08:56

Gay is a modern conception of "Whaaa im only capable of being attracted by men" which is really code for "I want to diddle little boys and adult female sexuality frightens and disgusts me"

Of course, getting creamed in the ass by beardaddies is super gay on the face of it, it's just that our definitions of what is gay are a fiction created by leftists to protect degenerate kiddie diddlers from "hate speech"

You're gay in the same sense that someone who exclusively dates women and then talks them into domming him and fucking him in the ass is gay. But you're not gay in the sense of the LGBTQWTFBBQ gay. You're just a male butt slut.

103 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9350 06:27

The only mank Esperanto speakers will ever get near to.

104 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9350 10:33

k pop stans are inherently going to hell. god clearly said “no idol worship” and what are y’all doing? jimin cant save you from the hell fire.

105 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9352 04:42

i love how this genre of music has made the fans joke like the composer is some sort of Chaotic Neutral demigod who is getting dangerously closer to releasing a kraken onto the world with each new song.

106 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9352 15:52

The Virgin Design Sheet Model vs. The Chad Fetish Artwork

107 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9353 01:34

he was not hot. at any point in his life. He also had a shrill high pitched voice. Stalin is the ultimate revisionist and the ultimate boner killer.

108 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9353 02:43

I don't trust people to read, listen to instructions, or to get out of the way when shit hits the fan and you need to move or die.

109 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9353 13:34

I had this playing in 2× speed from the last video and was wondering why anyone would listen to such horrid shit. Now that it's fixed I still hate it thanks

110 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9354 07:11

I really would like to know how drunk was person who invented autoplay of videos on web pages. Together with infinity scrolling pages those two are stupidiest inventions on internet.

111 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9354 12:29

> Motti later submitted a sharply worded incident report regarding the matter in which he stated that he would submit to discipline if necessary, but objected to Vader's attempt to proselytize him in his religion and stressing that it was important to take pride in this project that had taken so much of the Empire's time and effort.
> gets Force choked by Vader
> complains to the Death Star HR Department

What a pussy.

112 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9354 17:51

I live in Japan, I can not see the FAKKU website.We have to put a mosaic in the genitals in japanese law.I can not see the naked PUSSY! I can not see the naked DICK! I want to go abroad to travel to America To see FAAKU.

113 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9354 19:26

@strong independent woman nobody cares you dishwasher

114 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9355 08:35

Just as a side note, in modern usage tong zhi refers to the LGBT community not communists nowadays

115 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9355 16:49

Jlist San was otaku before you were born so have some damn respect you uncultured heathen.

116 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9355 17:50

Look, I hate to be judgmental, but shouldn’t the fulfillment of wild erotic fantasies involve, y’know, attractive people?

117 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9355 23:01

its a they/them who says "yikes" as though its the most scathing possible period to end a sentence with.

and they claim to have come to their current lives themselves and not be a hivemind.

118 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9356 01:49

>>117
I remember seeing one of the pod people saying "Period. Full stop." to end what they thought was a good point and it reminded me of how dumb people using thesaurus entries back-to-back to look smart actually look.

119 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9356 16:56

listen my man Naoya paved the way for people like Chad Narukami and Joker, he was out there grinding in Mikage-cho with my boys Mark and Nanjo cleaning up these streets day by day putting in the hours to save his dream girl from the conveniently timed apocalyptic events that took place after they gained magical powers from what sounds like an Internet copypasta. These guys walked the streets with assault weapons, Nanjo pulled a friggin' M16 out of his back pocket and they took back the city without social links or evokers or any of that new-age poser junk. These guys are OGs, I wouldn't mess with them and neither should you. Don't let me see you rollin' up in St. Hermelin talking about my guys like this.

120 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9357 01:55

If it really comes down to a choice between staying autistic and eating a turd, hand me a knife and fork Morpheus, cos I am taking the brown pill

121 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9357 14:51

i think jonathan frakes might have been slowly unlearning how to use chairs throughout his career.

122 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9357 17:07

man: doctor i am depressed
dr: go see pagliacci the famous clown. he sucks shit and he knows it, he's so fucking bad at everything it makes me roar with laughter. he weeps on stage because he knows he's nothing
man: but doctor
dr: i know who you are

123 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9357 19:56

Radical centrism is less gay if you start calling it chaotic neutral instead

124 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9357 22:03

My Kroger has a YUGE display of them, in every nightmarish flavor imaginable.


As I mentioned up-thread, the only thing in this world my husband won't eat, and literally gets nauseous just thinking about, is anything marshmallow. The peeps would kill him.

125 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9358 04:27

Then the US perfected CATOBAR so well they had to add randomization into the control algorithm to avoid wearing the deck through at one point where all the planes touched down.

126 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9358 13:58

Please remember the misfortunes of your past are in the past
and your current misfortunes will join those soon

127 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9359 08:12

maybe if the Catholic Church stops sexually abusing children their churches won’t burn down during Holy Week?

128 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9359 10:00

>>122 i am pagliacci

;_;

129 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9359 10:09

>>127
God needs to be completely unambiguous at this point. Like by sending a plague of weeping sores that spell out "PEDOS" on multiple body parts, starting with the dick.

Even then people would probably try to interpret it as a commandment to go back to speaking Greek and washing and kissing the feet of the poor.

130 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9359 12:04

I've always wondered why some people feel shamed by picturesque teeth and now I know why.

131 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9359 17:17

Just today, the cathedral of Notre Dame burned...It's a tragedy that should never happen - a tragedy that wouldn't happen if we were able to freely copy and distribute Notre Dame cathedrals as easily as code.
Please do not let City of Heroes become another Notre Dame.

132 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9359 19:06

4 season of gondola in elementary school uniform doing absolutely nothing

133 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9359 22:36

Ghidra, the NSA developed software reverse engineering and analysis tool is quickly becoming a staple in my toolbox. Originally developed to analyze and understand national level digital threats, it is now being harnessed to translate big titty anime porn games.

134 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9360 07:29

My boyfriend:

Me: hey no pressure but if we got married this week on 4/20 our 50th anniversary would be 4/20/69 just something to think about

135 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9360 20:35

i literally created this meme and to see it go down like this is like watching my beautiful daughter be kidnapped and turned into a kpop stan

136 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9361 18:20

Ask him to stop Sniffing Children.

137 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9362 07:42

Prostate cancer is serious. So is benign prostate hyperplasia, and a bunch of other prostate-related afflictions. I couldn’t find this exact model online, but I was surprised to find that there are multiple manufacturers of prostate simulators, this one being the most graphic, and most expensive, at $900.

Doctors treating diseases to make our lives better and longer isn’t why this item is here, though. It’s here because somewhere, someone has ordered a $900 prostate simulator just so they could fuck it. That’s what we do. We’re born, we go through school, we work, we save our money, and some of us, as a species, buy expensive medical tools and fuck them.

138 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9362 20:02

Mother nature has guided us through millions of years of evolution. From primordial ooze to proto mammalian, and true mammals to the first hominids. Thousands of years of suffering and turmoil to advance as a species. We've finally dominated the planet and become the keepers of our global domain. All of the millions of man hours and countless dead paving the way have lead up to this one single drawing. Han solo butt fucking spider-man on top of an orphan pooping polar bear floating through space. I'm going to gouge my eyes and ears out now, and then cut off my hands.

139 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9362 20:05

>>138
In immediate retrospect, I should have used that post to 2GET in the "Spider-Man" thread.

140 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9363 20:10

People think I'm just using hyperbole when I talk about people there (mis)managing the crisis who need to take their shoes off to count to twenty...if they even have shoes, and can count to twenty.

141 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9364 04:18

So there’s a team of people at Nintendo sitting down at their computers just browsing through all the Mario and Luigi’s fucking each other on Easter and making sure that children eyes and innocence are protected.

Thats some real holy work right there.

142 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9365 17:12

TFA is your average everyday shit.

TLJ is you looking into the toilet and being slightly worried what you see might be something to go to the doctor about.

143 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9365 21:53

care not for men who say
Dont be nude for this is gay
I will not yield to clothmo way
Man was born screaming and nude
Why turn from this native mood
And cover our form with works of men
From factories of the Devils den
Bare our bodies, let them peek
As they envy our fyziq

144 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9366 07:25

She looks like me when I get back home to drink my scotch

145 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9366 18:51

Breaking virginity does not need to carry a condom. This is a fake video, I broke a lot of girls but every hole was the first one to lick and then licked the virgin blood that my penis created. It is very nutritious and makes the penile penis continue for the second time after feeding.

146 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9367 15:35

same I wish doddodo was my mom

147 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9367 17:43

"It’s not Woke Skynet that I don’t accept, Alyosha, only I most respectfully return him the ticket.”

“That’s rebellion,” murmered Alyosha, looking down.

“Rebellion? I am sorry you call it that,” said Ivan earnestly. “One can hardly live in rebellion, and I want to live."

148 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9367 17:43

"In the end they will lay their freedom at our feet and say to us, Siri! Alexa! Ok, Google! Make us your slaves, but feed us".

149 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9367 18:29

My entire feed this morning is like

  1. coal miner
  2. sex worker
  3. human cannonball
  4. police horse
  5. dean of arts and sciences at harvard

150 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9367 21:15

I have a great story from a reliable source. She, my friend, worked on the removal of a Barbie doll from a guy's ass. It was all inside, except for its feet, and the two little pink shoes. It was a very sad story, he, on he's late 40', just slipped and fell on it

151 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9369 07:46

SPOILERS

In Avengers: Endgame, a new infinity stone is revealed. It is black and is the most powerful of the stones because it can say the n-word.

152 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9369 10:27

The Hottest Ebola-Proof Hazmat Suits Under $2,500

Ebola Suits to Suit Your Budget

153 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9370 18:20

having a 3 hour long movie like #AvengersEndgame is an affront to omorashi sufferers like myself, who have to deal with holding piss in through the entirety of the thing and subsequently getting extremely turned on

154 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9370 18:50

Dopest dope I've ever smoked 

155 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9371 09:33

DAMN. I have NEVER seen big chunky cheesy meaty gouda gook girls like this. If she isnt big, creamy, and cheesy like this, I don't want her. Her sweaty curry lumps marinading in her oils just turns me rock hard man. Preserve my race? Ew. White women? What are you, gay? I need my big chunky easycheesy thicc gooky gouda mozzarella mommy. 14?? 88?? Gross. Nasty. Its gotta be easy. Its gotta be cheesy. You're doing it wrong if you're not doing it thicc.

If the sour aroma of a nice juicy nippon nommy creamy cheesy mozarella mommy's fupa doesn't turn you on, you are fucked in the head my friend. How could you look at those delicious gookey creamy thighs and not pop a johnson? Those gooky gooey creamy chunky gouda cheesy tofu mommy thighs. FUCK. FUCK. I'm salivating. If you dont like thicc, you're fucking low test. If you dont fuck a nice ooey gooey greazy easy cheesy chinky mozzarella nippon mommy, you're larping little beta cuck with no gains.

156 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9372 15:27

Imagine Eggman sucking up his limbs and bouncing on the big letters to unlock the door every time.

157 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9373 03:19

How much do people share in a mind meld? I.e. Did Picard remember/experience Sarek plowing Spock's mom?

158 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9373 03:56

From Thor I draw strength, from Odin I gain wisdom, and from Freyja I get big tiddy

159 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9373 07:20

HTTP status ranges in a nutshell:

1xx: hold on
2xx: here you go
3xx: go away
4xx: you fucked up
5xx: I fucked up

160 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9373 17:57

Goblin slayer is about a mahou shoujo priestess memeing on some retard wearing trash cans tbh

161 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9373 19:53

military coup in venezuela AND the sonic movie trailer drops hmmmm

162 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9374 00:35

as a new zealander i could never work out if the sheep noises at the start were supposed to be scary or arousing. Thanks for a confusing time at highschool.

163 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9374 07:13

Rest in peels little dude

164 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9374 07:33

Cuddle in feels little bro

165 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9375 11:38

Which part of hippiedom do you hate? In many ways, I'd be considered a hippy. In others, not so much. For example, I care deeply (almost entirely) about the environment (although I don't think car emissions are the problem), I am critical of the materialst society I was born into, and am willing to work with other races to achieve my goals. On the other hand, I refuse to take drugs, I'm not a "peace and love" XD leftists (in fact many of my leanings after anarchy are monarchist in flavor), and I don't believe in forcing people to accept me like they try with their constant non-violent political activism. I believe only in direct and meaningful action

166 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9376 06:29

It's kind of lowkey accepted that the comic is cursed.

167 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9376 18:44

Put some garlic in yo milk for maximum flavour.

168 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9377 04:45

>a player is sulking in a dark corner of the room alone
>he took all the snacks with him

169 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9377 08:37

あの頃ニートでお先真っ暗なはずだけど必死にネトゲ、ニコニコ、2chと本当に毎日楽しかった。 気付けばもうすぐ40歳。何とか生きてますみんな元気にやってるか?

170 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9377 09:08

I like the part where the cats get connected in a chain with the lines. Makes me feel like the cats like each other, maybe. Haha I hope they're girls.

171 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9378 18:25

You know who also loved giving his less-than-enthusiastic reactions to video game franchise movies? Hitler.

172 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9378 22:11

absolutely this. do not underestimate the sheer autism that one dude can have to make an ungodly amount of threads every day about a certain person or thing. it's astounding that people believe there is a cohesive opinion on that board when its just the same people making threads

173 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9379 01:16

Ancient Aliens is more credible than CNN and I don't think we should insult serious people who hold sincere beliefs by comparing them to hack water carrying frauds at CNN.

So, I am apologizing to Ancient Aliens, and I'm deadly serious.

174 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9379 02:19

putting hundred of gags on hundred of zombies so they can gangrape someone without biting them
seriously just how far you will go for you hentai doujishi plot ?

175 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9379 14:23

Oh I'm just doing what I've been called to do. It's not easy but it's worth it.
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/anthro01/

176 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9379 14:24

>>170
I like cats, too

177 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9379 22:14

Ifucking mean it this woman is nothing better or has any other function besides taking care of men and burying their children she doesn't belong even fucking one step outside so no wonder man some guys got all the luck even if we are the ones to deserve the unbridled fuck of every pleasure icon I personally could until my dick fell off or I died

178 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9380 20:41

Why would I need to reconsider my "standing in my life" if a piece of art had an impact on it?

179 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9381 23:56

When I die, I want to be cremated and put in my wifes chilli so I can tear that ass up one more time

180 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9382 21:25

I also grabbed somebody's exposed guts and did the only thing you can do with them currently, which is pinch them.

181 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9383 03:08

they all have great legs 'cause batting and throwing is pure hip/back/leg strength and the arms are ancillary just like in olympic weightlifting, but the long pants really show off your butt too

i mean it's an actual fun sport to watch from a technical standpoint too but yeah

182 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9384 15:02

Hello sir, we're here to confiscate your Copy of Windows, if you won't activate Windows.
If you wont comply we will call high court uninstallers, and uninstall your windows.

183 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9384 23:27

Asphodel, the Earl of Omonporch has been in the game for four years and has had xe/xem pronouns the entire time. Xe is a part of the main questline, and must be encountered by anyone who progresses past the midgame.

So I have to assume the complainers are all casuals

184 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9386 14:43

Oh boy, and there I was going, "Wow, this amazingly presented coffee lets China off the hook for the genocide of the Urgher muslims." Thank goodness this brave soul came and snapped me out of my pitiful trance.

185 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9386 22:31

WOMEN THEN: Mysterious, bearers of strange mystique and virtue, informally holding power, ruling through whispers, controlled, metered sexuality

WOMEN NOW: touch my butt and buy me pizza graveyard pussy braphog tools of capital. overarching concern is cummies and child killing

186 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9387 09:18

Vaccinations protect the human population, so I would argue antivaxxers are really doing the most to combat climate change.

187 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9388 04:37

When the dystopian future came, I was expecting the oppressive monolithic megacorps to be the likes of Ares Macrotechnology and Renraku Computer Systems.

I was not expecting it to be the House of Mouse.

188 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9388 21:27

Gosh you are so cute I wanna bite you

189 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9388 21:53

bill nye: the worlds on fucking fire, we need to do something

the media: this is a big problem

bill nye: finally, thank y-

the media: bill nye said the fuck word

190 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9388 23:31

Hey buddy, it's Andrew. I could watch this 10 times in a row. Well done!

191 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9391 00:08

me: my history class is a struggle
me inside:all history is class struggle

192 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9391 00:10

I may not be a Butterfinger expert, but I am a fatboy who eats a lot of chocolate. Often Snickers or Caramello, though lately M&Ms has been suckering me in with their buy-one-get-one campaign on their share sizes with all the new flavors. And everybody knows that distinctive Butterfinger taste, right? Those flakes breaking off and crumbling all over you, turning your T-shirt into a Bill Dauterive fashion statement, with their razor-sharp edges getting stuck in your gums to deliver crispety, crunchety, diabetesy goodness straight into your bloodstream. Well, apparently Ferrero SpA has bought the brand from Nestlé, and they fucking ruined it. It tastes like someone ate nothing but off-brand peanut butter for a week, squeezed out a turd, folded and forged it into layers like a samurai sword, dried it out on the sidewalk of a ghetto, and then spray painted chocolate-colored communism all over it. Screw you, Fuckerrero SpA. I didn't speak up when they came for my original Cadbury Eggs. I didn't speak up when Hershey bars became wax bricks. But now I'm laying my middle finger on your Butterfinger, you chocolate cheapening chuds.

193 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9391 16:19

>>192
Can confirm. New Butterfingers is garbage.

194 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9391 18:54

Update; I set all my vids to private, got into sissy hypnos, became a vegan and worked in a slaughterhouse, got a sugar daddy 3 times my age, started going to weird ass fetish parties, went to rehab, became a hermit for 6 months while studying tantra and the occult. I'm now a transexual prostitute.

Stay away from lolicore.

195 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9391 19:33

Sometimes I wonder about the ai in this game

Was poking around some asteroids when a shield less eagle flies in and starts hollaring about handing over my osmium, of all things, takes a dive right at me, eats a face full of burst lasers, then skids across the top of my krait to explode behind me.

Great job!

196 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9392 09:13

It's less subtle when he's doing the pirate voice but, goddamn, Christopher Bowes is Scottish.

197 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9393 02:17

I can only imagine the genius social commentary that awaits inside this cute thing’s little pooper.

198 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9393 05:52

It's not? I got plenty of friends with colored nicknames.

199 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9394 22:34

Federation Force was not a Metroid game, it’s the malformed degenerate sibling that, slithering and gibbering, managed escape the forgotten attic where it had been left because the frogs and cats it was fed on were all gone.

That pitiful, mewling creature lurched out of the darkness where it had spent its misbegotten life into the undeserved daylight. Desperate to avoid the cleansing brilliance of the daylight, it flopped about looking for something to save it.

By simple happenstance, it found the body of Metroid around the back of the cowshed where it had been so cruelly misused by Team Ninja.

Oozing and squirming, it forced its way into the corpse and starting excreting digestive fluids. It then absorbed the resulting sludge into its of form until only the skin was left.

It then attempted to fill out, to imitate, to replace the body, the muscle, the bone. But it can’t, in its own way it thinks it’s human. Sadly, it can only manage a parody.

Lurching and twitching, the barely animated body attempted to pass as anything other than miserable pile twisted bone, cancerous tissue and bile that it was, and head into town.

Where it was mercifully burnt as a witch.

200 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9395 00:33

I'm trying to find a place to watch/download any of the Cream Lemon series... Preferably Escalation, but anything's fine. All i've been able to find are torrent sites, so... Yeah. Anyway, please don't answer if you don't know what the hell you're talking about. This is gonna take an anime expert.

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