(He's a tough boy. You can treat him as one of your items.)
In 1989, they dropped him in chemicals. Now they're dropped him in society.
Gay is a modern conception of "Whaaa im only capable of being attracted by men" which is really code for "I want to diddle little boys and adult female sexuality frightens and disgusts me"
Of course, getting creamed in the ass by beardaddies is super gay on the face of it, it's just that our definitions of what is gay are a fiction created by leftists to protect degenerate kiddie diddlers from "hate speech"
You're gay in the same sense that someone who exclusively dates women and then talks them into domming him and fucking him in the ass is gay. But you're not gay in the sense of the LGBTQWTFBBQ gay. You're just a male butt slut.
The only mank Esperanto speakers will ever get near to.
k pop stans are inherently going to hell. god clearly said “no idol worship” and what are y’all doing? jimin cant save you from the hell fire.
i love how this genre of music has made the fans joke like the composer is some sort of Chaotic Neutral demigod who is getting dangerously closer to releasing a kraken onto the world with each new song.
he was not hot. at any point in his life. He also had a shrill high pitched voice. Stalin is the ultimate revisionist and the ultimate boner killer.
I don't trust people to read, listen to instructions, or to get out of the way when shit hits the fan and you need to move or die.
I had this playing in 2× speed from the last video and was wondering why anyone would listen to such horrid shit. Now that it's fixed I still hate it thanks
I really would like to know how drunk was person who invented autoplay of videos on web pages. Together with infinity scrolling pages those two are stupidiest inventions on internet.
> Motti later submitted a sharply worded incident report regarding the matter in which he stated that he would submit to discipline if necessary, but objected to Vader's attempt to proselytize him in his religion and stressing that it was important to take pride in this project that had taken so much of the Empire's time and effort.
> gets Force choked by Vader
> complains to the Death Star HR Department
What a pussy.
I live in Japan, I can not see the FAKKU website.We have to put a mosaic in the genitals in japanese law.I can not see the naked PUSSY! I can not see the naked DICK! I want to go abroad to travel to America To see FAAKU.
Just as a side note, in modern usage tong zhi refers to the LGBT community not communists nowadays
Jlist San was otaku before you were born so have some damn respect you uncultured heathen.
its a they/them who says "yikes" as though its the most scathing possible period to end a sentence with.
and they claim to have come to their current lives themselves and not be a hivemind.
>>117
I remember seeing one of the pod people saying "Period. Full stop." to end what they thought was a good point and it reminded me of how dumb people using thesaurus entries back-to-back to look smart actually look.
listen my man Naoya paved the way for people like Chad Narukami and Joker, he was out there grinding in Mikage-cho with my boys Mark and Nanjo cleaning up these streets day by day putting in the hours to save his dream girl from the conveniently timed apocalyptic events that took place after they gained magical powers from what sounds like an Internet copypasta. These guys walked the streets with assault weapons, Nanjo pulled a friggin' M16 out of his back pocket and they took back the city without social links or evokers or any of that new-age poser junk. These guys are OGs, I wouldn't mess with them and neither should you. Don't let me see you rollin' up in St. Hermelin talking about my guys like this.
If it really comes down to a choice between staying autistic and eating a turd, hand me a knife and fork Morpheus, cos I am taking the brown pill
i think jonathan frakes might have been slowly unlearning how to use chairs throughout his career.
man: doctor i am depressed
dr: go see pagliacci the famous clown. he sucks shit and he knows it, he's so fucking bad at everything it makes me roar with laughter. he weeps on stage because he knows he's nothing
man: but doctor
dr: i know who you are
Radical centrism is less gay if you start calling it chaotic neutral instead
Please remember the misfortunes of your past are in the past
and your current misfortunes will join those soon
maybe if the Catholic Church stops sexually abusing children their churches won’t burn down during Holy Week?
>>127
God needs to be completely unambiguous at this point. Like by sending a plague of weeping sores that spell out "PEDOS" on multiple body parts, starting with the dick.
Even then people would probably try to interpret it as a commandment to go back to speaking Greek and washing and kissing the feet of the poor.
I've always wondered why some people feel shamed by picturesque teeth and now I know why.
Just today, the cathedral of Notre Dame burned...It's a tragedy that should never happen - a tragedy that wouldn't happen if we were able to freely copy and distribute Notre Dame cathedrals as easily as code.
Please do not let City of Heroes become another Notre Dame.
4 season of gondola in elementary school uniform doing absolutely nothing
Ghidra, the NSA developed software reverse engineering and analysis tool is quickly becoming a staple in my toolbox. Originally developed to analyze and understand national level digital threats, it is now being harnessed to translate big titty anime porn games.
My boyfriend:
Me: hey no pressure but if we got married this week on 4/20 our 50th anniversary would be 4/20/69 just something to think about
i literally created this meme and to see it go down like this is like watching my beautiful daughter be kidnapped and turned into a kpop stan
Prostate cancer is serious. So is benign prostate hyperplasia, and a bunch of other prostate-related afflictions. I couldn’t find this exact model online, but I was surprised to find that there are multiple manufacturers of prostate simulators, this one being the most graphic, and most expensive, at $900.
Doctors treating diseases to make our lives better and longer isn’t why this item is here, though. It’s here because somewhere, someone has ordered a $900 prostate simulator just so they could fuck it. That’s what we do. We’re born, we go through school, we work, we save our money, and some of us, as a species, buy expensive medical tools and fuck them.
>>138
In immediate retrospect, I should have used that post to 2GET in the "Spider-Man" thread.
So there’s a team of people at Nintendo sitting down at their computers just browsing through all the Mario and Luigi’s fucking each other on Easter and making sure that children eyes and innocence are protected.
Thats some real holy work right there.
care not for men who say
Dont be nude for this is gay
I will not yield to clothmo way
Man was born screaming and nude
Why turn from this native mood
And cover our form with works of men
From factories of the Devils den
Bare our bodies, let them peek
As they envy our fyziq
She looks like me when I get back home to drink my scotch
Breaking virginity does not need to carry a condom. This is a fake video, I broke a lot of girls but every hole was the first one to lick and then licked the virgin blood that my penis created. It is very nutritious and makes the penile penis continue for the second time after feeding.
same I wish doddodo was my mom
"It’s not Woke Skynet that I don’t accept, Alyosha, only I most respectfully return him the ticket.”
“That’s rebellion,” murmered Alyosha, looking down.
“Rebellion? I am sorry you call it that,” said Ivan earnestly. “One can hardly live in rebellion, and I want to live."
"In the end they will lay their freedom at our feet and say to us, Siri! Alexa! Ok, Google! Make us your slaves, but feed us".
My entire feed this morning is like
I have a great story from a reliable source. She, my friend, worked on the removal of a Barbie doll from a guy's ass. It was all inside, except for its feet, and the two little pink shoes. It was a very sad story, he, on he's late 40', just slipped and fell on it
SPOILERS
In Avengers: Endgame, a new infinity stone is revealed. It is black and is the most powerful of the stones because it can say the n-word.
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having a 3 hour long movie like #AvengersEndgame is an affront to omorashi sufferers like myself, who have to deal with holding piss in through the entirety of the thing and subsequently getting extremely turned on
Dopest dope I've ever smoked
DAMN. I have NEVER seen big chunky cheesy meaty gouda gook girls like this. If she isnt big, creamy, and cheesy like this, I don't want her. Her sweaty curry lumps marinading in her oils just turns me rock hard man. Preserve my race? Ew. White women? What are you, gay? I need my big chunky easycheesy thicc gooky gouda mozzarella mommy. 14?? 88?? Gross. Nasty. Its gotta be easy. Its gotta be cheesy. You're doing it wrong if you're not doing it thicc.
If the sour aroma of a nice juicy nippon nommy creamy cheesy mozarella mommy's fupa doesn't turn you on, you are fucked in the head my friend. How could you look at those delicious gookey creamy thighs and not pop a johnson? Those gooky gooey creamy chunky gouda cheesy tofu mommy thighs. FUCK. FUCK. I'm salivating. If you dont like thicc, you're fucking low test. If you dont fuck a nice ooey gooey greazy easy cheesy chinky mozzarella nippon mommy, you're larping little beta cuck with no gains.
Imagine Eggman sucking up his limbs and bouncing on the big letters to unlock the door every time.
How much do people share in a mind meld? I.e. Did Picard remember/experience Sarek plowing Spock's mom?
From Thor I draw strength, from Odin I gain wisdom, and from Freyja I get big tiddy
HTTP status ranges in a nutshell:
1xx: hold on
2xx: here you go
3xx: go away
4xx: you fucked up
5xx: I fucked up
Goblin slayer is about a mahou shoujo priestess memeing on some retard wearing trash cans tbh
military coup in venezuela AND the sonic movie trailer drops hmmmm
as a new zealander i could never work out if the sheep noises at the start were supposed to be scary or arousing. Thanks for a confusing time at highschool.
Rest in peels little dude
Cuddle in feels little bro
Which part of hippiedom do you hate? In many ways, I'd be considered a hippy. In others, not so much. For example, I care deeply (almost entirely) about the environment (although I don't think car emissions are the problem), I am critical of the materialst society I was born into, and am willing to work with other races to achieve my goals. On the other hand, I refuse to take drugs, I'm not a "peace and love" XD leftists (in fact many of my leanings after anarchy are monarchist in flavor), and I don't believe in forcing people to accept me like they try with their constant non-violent political activism. I believe only in direct and meaningful action
It's kind of lowkey accepted that the comic is cursed.
Put some garlic in yo milk for maximum flavour.
>a player is sulking in a dark corner of the room alone
>he took all the snacks with him
あの頃ニートでお先真っ暗なはずだけど必死にネトゲ、ニコニコ、2chと本当に毎日楽しかった。 気付けばもうすぐ40歳。何とか生きてますみんな元気にやってるか?
I like the part where the cats get connected in a chain with the lines. Makes me feel like the cats like each other, maybe. Haha I hope they're girls.
You know who also loved giving his less-than-enthusiastic reactions to video game franchise movies? Hitler.
absolutely this. do not underestimate the sheer autism that one dude can have to make an ungodly amount of threads every day about a certain person or thing. it's astounding that people believe there is a cohesive opinion on that board when its just the same people making threads
Ancient Aliens is more credible than CNN and I don't think we should insult serious people who hold sincere beliefs by comparing them to hack water carrying frauds at CNN.
So, I am apologizing to Ancient Aliens, and I'm deadly serious.
putting hundred of gags on hundred of zombies so they can gangrape someone without biting them
seriously just how far you will go for you hentai doujishi plot ?
Oh I'm just doing what I've been called to do. It's not easy but it's worth it.
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/anthro01/
Ifucking mean it this woman is nothing better or has any other function besides taking care of men and burying their children she doesn't belong even fucking one step outside so no wonder man some guys got all the luck even if we are the ones to deserve the unbridled fuck of every pleasure icon I personally could until my dick fell off or I died
Why would I need to reconsider my "standing in my life" if a piece of art had an impact on it?
When I die, I want to be cremated and put in my wifes chilli so I can tear that ass up one more time
I also grabbed somebody's exposed guts and did the only thing you can do with them currently, which is pinch them.
they all have great legs 'cause batting and throwing is pure hip/back/leg strength and the arms are ancillary just like in olympic weightlifting, but the long pants really show off your butt too
i mean it's an actual fun sport to watch from a technical standpoint too but yeah
Hello sir, we're here to confiscate your Copy of Windows, if you won't activate Windows.
If you wont comply we will call high court uninstallers, and uninstall your windows.
Asphodel, the Earl of Omonporch has been in the game for four years and has had xe/xem pronouns the entire time. Xe is a part of the main questline, and must be encountered by anyone who progresses past the midgame.
So I have to assume the complainers are all casuals
Oh boy, and there I was going, "Wow, this amazingly presented coffee lets China off the hook for the genocide of the Urgher muslims." Thank goodness this brave soul came and snapped me out of my pitiful trance.
WOMEN THEN: Mysterious, bearers of strange mystique and virtue, informally holding power, ruling through whispers, controlled, metered sexuality
WOMEN NOW: touch my butt and buy me pizza graveyard pussy braphog tools of capital. overarching concern is cummies and child killing
Vaccinations protect the human population, so I would argue antivaxxers are really doing the most to combat climate change.
When the dystopian future came, I was expecting the oppressive monolithic megacorps to be the likes of Ares Macrotechnology and Renraku Computer Systems.
I was not expecting it to be the House of Mouse.
Gosh you are so cute I wanna bite you
bill nye: the worlds on fucking fire, we need to do something
the media: this is a big problem
bill nye: finally, thank y-
the media: bill nye said the fuck word
Hey buddy, it's Andrew. I could watch this 10 times in a row. Well done!
me: my history class is a struggle
me inside:all history is class struggle
I may not be a Butterfinger expert, but I am a fatboy who eats a lot of chocolate. Often Snickers or Caramello, though lately M&Ms has been suckering me in with their buy-one-get-one campaign on their share sizes with all the new flavors. And everybody knows that distinctive Butterfinger taste, right? Those flakes breaking off and crumbling all over you, turning your T-shirt into a Bill Dauterive fashion statement, with their razor-sharp edges getting stuck in your gums to deliver crispety, crunchety, diabetesy goodness straight into your bloodstream. Well, apparently Ferrero SpA has bought the brand from Nestlé, and they fucking ruined it. It tastes like someone ate nothing but off-brand peanut butter for a week, squeezed out a turd, folded and forged it into layers like a samurai sword, dried it out on the sidewalk of a ghetto, and then spray painted chocolate-colored communism all over it. Screw you, Fuckerrero SpA. I didn't speak up when they came for my original Cadbury Eggs. I didn't speak up when Hershey bars became wax bricks. But now I'm laying my middle finger on your Butterfinger, you chocolate cheapening chuds.
Update; I set all my vids to private, got into sissy hypnos, became a vegan and worked in a slaughterhouse, got a sugar daddy 3 times my age, started going to weird ass fetish parties, went to rehab, became a hermit for 6 months while studying tantra and the occult. I'm now a transexual prostitute.
Stay away from lolicore.
Sometimes I wonder about the ai in this game
Was poking around some asteroids when a shield less eagle flies in and starts hollaring about handing over my osmium, of all things, takes a dive right at me, eats a face full of burst lasers, then skids across the top of my krait to explode behind me.
Great job!
It's less subtle when he's doing the pirate voice but, goddamn, Christopher Bowes is Scottish.
I can only imagine the genius social commentary that awaits inside this cute thing’s little pooper.
It's not? I got plenty of friends with colored nicknames.
Federation Force was not a Metroid game, it’s the malformed degenerate sibling that, slithering and gibbering, managed escape the forgotten attic where it had been left because the frogs and cats it was fed on were all gone.
That pitiful, mewling creature lurched out of the darkness where it had spent its misbegotten life into the undeserved daylight. Desperate to avoid the cleansing brilliance of the daylight, it flopped about looking for something to save it.
By simple happenstance, it found the body of Metroid around the back of the cowshed where it had been so cruelly misused by Team Ninja.
Oozing and squirming, it forced its way into the corpse and starting excreting digestive fluids. It then absorbed the resulting sludge into its of form until only the skin was left.
It then attempted to fill out, to imitate, to replace the body, the muscle, the bone. But it can’t, in its own way it thinks it’s human. Sadly, it can only manage a parody.
Lurching and twitching, the barely animated body attempted to pass as anything other than miserable pile twisted bone, cancerous tissue and bile that it was, and head into town.
Where it was mercifully burnt as a witch.
I'm trying to find a place to watch/download any of the Cream Lemon series... Preferably Escalation, but anything's fine. All i've been able to find are torrent sites, so... Yeah. Anyway, please don't answer if you don't know what the hell you're talking about. This is gonna take an anime expert.