[BEYOND DQN] Someone else's comment from some site nobody knows [PASTE] [PART 5] (999)

1 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9305 08:07

(He's a tough boy. You can treat him as one of your items.)

701 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9694 06:47

Youfre so sure that Biden wonft win against Trump but let me ask you this? Which candidate is cuter? Biden is clearly cuter than Trump. He has a better and more gentler personality. He has eyes that pout, a great smile, and hefs clearly more healthy. So 100% biden is going to win the general election.

702 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9695 08:38

It's one of those things the doctor mentions as a side effect and you just think "yeah ok dude I've been shitting my whole life, give me the meds" then you spend two hours on the toilet pulling an Elvis as your rectum bleeds and you desperately knock back a half dozen stool softeners in the hope your farts will still be audible in the future.

703 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9695 17:35

Someone asked for how to filter information a while back and I finally came across this: http://www.kibo.com/kibokill/

Enjoy the rest of your 1993 plonking shitty threads!

704 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9695 17:36

woops, wrong thread. it might not be seen by he who requested. ironic!

705 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9696 03:46

I jerk off to furries and yet you guys are less in touch with reality than I am.

706 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9696 18:46

I cringed so hard that I think I have scoliosis now.

707 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9697 00:10

dude to the coronavirus sonic the headgehog the movie will be the last film to ever to receive theatrical release

708 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9699 04:31

ppl on this website will get really into gnostic mysticism, nietzsche, zoroastrian scripture, rediscover god and then write something that sounds exactly like every other self help book for mid 30s professional women

709 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9699 05:38

Go to the bathroom at work while infected, flush those high-power toilets with no lids all companies seem to use, and now there is a deadly shit-mist in the air making the whole bathroom a plague zone.

710 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9700 08:01

i wasn't going to vote for him before because i thought he was a conservative democrat who probably died this past week but now that his account has posted a reaction emoji i am ready to knock on doors

711 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9701 09:22

Therefs a microwave in the backyard that MIGHT still work? Itfs yours if it does

712 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9701 11:00

being in debt to Tom Nook radicalized me

713 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9703 14:15

eWeinersmithf should be the title of the biography about that plaster caster lady from the 70s

714 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9703 22:36

Important spit m'y SPERM IN YOUR BODY EVERY WERE

715 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9704 07:40

> If we don't get a Nintendo Direct this week then not only is that going to majorly annoy fans, but it's going to reflect badly on Nintendo itself.
> Investors will be looking out for major releases and Nintendo has nothing to show. Animal Crossing success is all they really have.

wefre literally in the middle of a global pandemic

716 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9706 00:59

The deepest Russian plant: the moderate voice of reason.

717 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9706 01:12

Thatfs ashy Larryfs son

718 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9707 05:36

I wish I was in a crowded room with Creepy Joe. I would surprise him with a couple of my fingers shoved up his ass. As deep as I could go. When he turns to look at me in shock I would say " Come on man. I heard you liked me!" I think he would finally understand what he did to this poor girl.

719 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9707 22:08

plot twist: coronavirus is actually the Chinese governments long-term plan to exact revenge against the Royal Family for the Opium Wars

720 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9708 14:49

> Eat shit you ignorant dingus

There is so much weight behind this insult and I donft know why. It has the impact of an 18 wheeler going 80mph.

Itfs just so blunt. There is no wit to it. While some insults are knives made of sharpened wit which cut deep to the core of your insecurities, this incredible statement is akin to a club crafted out of pure anger. It stuns you with how much vitriol is packed into it.

721 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9708 18:27

They eat giant fucking sandwiches in the middle of a case all the goddamn time.

722 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9708 20:32

Freedom ain't free.

723 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9709 00:43

Oh, so it's the creator of that Devourment Skyrim mod.

Yknow, that vore mod that is so strictly female-only that the developer hardcoded killswitches to corrupt itself if it was manipulated to allow males.

Since decompilation is trivial, let's count the ways that it tries to keep males from being preds:

  • Many, many checks in the vore scripts that kill the predator if they are not female
  • Displays a warning message if the mod functonality is applied to a male
  • Generally locks out features thanks to a ton of GetSex() checks (I counted 38)
  • Returns opposite results when checking for a mod-essential skeleton node if the player is not female (probably where the corruption comes from)

In theory things involving the mod can be edited to be completely gender-neutral, but it would require a non-trivial amount of extra work to undo all the stupid restrictions.

724 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9710 05:09

Beatles tão se revirando no caixão

725 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9711 16:12

You answered this self-report test in a way that's consistent with people who have been diagnosed with severe Borderline Personality Disorder.

726 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9712 02:23

Hey, I have a question--if you call someone an "asswipe," is that a compliment now?

727 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9712 10:19

It's a very different mood to say you get an involuntary robot orgasm, than to say to another player " c'mon in" and have the other player respond with "I follow and cast bigby's handjob".

728 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9712 21:03

Donft Kill Yourself Because You Canft Get A Girlfriend

729 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9713 06:27

you might say serial experiments lain is very 'of its time' but building a giant liquid-cooled epic gamer rig & then using it only for posting is a tale that resonates even today

730 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9713 13:42

When you are old you pass down the data in your brain to younger humans.

731 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9713 22:41

Indians say that if they order something from China the Chinese will give them products of lesser quality than the products they sell to Europe and the USA.
Now as India so far has not been very badly affected by the corona virus Indians have come up with a new joke: "The quality of the virus the Chinese have supplied us with sucks as usual."

732 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9714 02:33

"Let he who has not raped cast the first stone."

-Ancient Centrist Proverb

733 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9714 19:12

The game system is startlingly rape-oriented. Like, everybody chuckles about the optional rules for determining anal circumference and elasticity to see how big a dick you can take before your butthole splits open, but those rules are optional. Meanwhile, there are straight-up rape potions in the random loot tables.

734 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9716 05:02

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735 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9716 19:25

The world is a very simple place for the stupid and uneducated.

736 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9717 08:36

Yes pokemon is tied into this. I heard it from the horsefs mouth, an ex programmer and illuminati member. All these cartoons with transformations and demonic figures. Since then I noticed ben10 has become very popular which is 100% illuminati staff. Warner bros are behind the productions, is all about aliens, transformations, all different colour of eyes, red, limegreen, yellow. Even ben10Œs watch has an eye. They want to mould kids, as they are easily impressionable and innocent and they desensitize them with all their symbolism.

Svali: The media is so infiltrated, a better question is which ones DONfT promote their agenda? See the above, also: Saturday morning cartoons that show animals/people morphing (a well known occult phenomena), or that glorify the concepts of gEarth, Water, Fireh (the Magickal Elements); or those that blatantly show mind control techniques (even video games, such as Tomb Raider, or gMetal Gear Solidh show training chairs and people being tortured, which surprised and saddened me. The hero has to grescueh the person before they are tortured to deathc
I would guess that 90% of current cartoons have mystical/occult themes that are geared to catch children and subtly indoctrinate them to accept: animal guides or spirit guides, the idea of training (even cute little POKEMONS turn from docile creatures into snarling demonic fighters after their gtrainerh helps them change, which is too close for comfort for me to what the Illuminists do to docile children).
The link
http://www.theforbiddenknowledge.com/hardtruth/pt15.htm

737 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9717 12:57

I have to question Muslim hatsune Miku's choices. So she's wearing a covering that hides her hair because showing it would be immodest... but then she's wearing a giant blue wig? Seems like it's violating the spirit of the law, if not the letter. SMH

738 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9717 16:12

>>737
I always suspected SMH at the end of posts was a Muslim thing, like "praise the god". Like "Superior Muslim Highness" but maybe in Arabic or smh...

739 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9717 20:25

Guest:etc. I think you're missing the bigger picture here which is that you posted your comment at 17.17 on the 17th but you were two years too late! What a shame. 17.17 on the 17th 2017 would have had a lovely symmetry. Also, why do we only have 12 months? if we could invent another 5 months we could have had 17.17 17/17/17. Ah well. it was close enough I suppose. ;)

740 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9717 22:07

>>738
You might be thinking of "Allah (swt)" which is abbreviated from "subhanahu wa-taʿala", meaning "glorified and lofty."

The proper salutation for Muslim Hatsune Miku would likely be (as) / 'alayha salaam / "Peace of God be upon her." Note that this assumes Muslim Hatsune Miku is the companion of a prophet or a messenger of Allah. I think this is a safe assumption, but YMMV.

741 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9718 05:51

Did this guy just compare Bernie not getting elected to Jesus getting crucified

742 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9718 07:16

I'm afraid it's time we had The Talk.

There comes a time in everyone's life when they realize that their body is now undergoing changes.
Changes they cannot quite keep up with, or are unused to. You might feel scared, and afraid, and worried it will hamper what you love doing the most.

Yes, old friend.

You're now dying.

743 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9718 19:03

if you're falling into despair, just remember that over three years later, the dude who punched richard spencer still never got caught.

744 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9719 02:58

Itfs almost impossible to really explain what XYZ is.

Y

Is equal to green.

Z

Akin to blue.

X

Is supposed to be red.

XYZ is used as a baseline reference for all other profiles and models.

745 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9719 22:25

You probably observed the t-shirt in a white room where there were incandescent lamps shining, because as a true artist, you started your work in the middle of the night, as that is when the best art is made. However, incandescent lamps have a black body temperature of roughly 2300-2800K, which makes them give a yellowish light, officially called White Point A.

746 Name: vc: lawd : 1993-09-9720 15:28

NGL I loved the weird homosexual dialogue between Seph and Cloud in a couple scenes. I swear, at one point Seph was talking about Cloud's mom burning alive, but all I could hear was how Seph's heart was burning for that thicc ex-Soldier dicc.

747 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9720 23:17

Boy is turned into a girl by his perverted mad scientist sister and then she shows him the joys of womanhood (rape).

748 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9721 02:33

COVID19 - No Big Deal - Breathe Through Your Nose
Chinese Wuhan Virus, CHICOM Wuhan Virus, Commie Virus, Chinese Death Virus, ℭ, Sweet n Sour Sickness, Mu Fu Guy Pain, Wushu Poopoo Flu, Kung Flu, Flu Man Chu, Hung Chow Spew, Shanghai Trots, General Tsao's Virus, Wu Ping Cough, Wubonic Plague, Wuhan-Fluhan, Wumonia, Mas Fina Cervirus, Sun Tzu Achoo, or Chop Flooy

749 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9721 16:47

20th century Star Trek:
"Captain, I can't get a lock-on to the target."
"Fire manually, Mr Sulu. Photon torpedoes, full spread."
"Aye sir. Firing."

21st century Star Trek:
"Captain, we're losing gyro-stabilisation on the camera."
"Do we still have lens flare?"
"Lens flare is fully operational, sir."
"Engage."

750 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9722 01:39

Everyone should try Aurora once, to see how the other half lives. Okay, not the other half but a small percentage of gamers. Actually, a fraction of a percentage. Now that I think about it, maybe just one person. But that person fucking loves having to convert a slipfs tooling to build a specific type of ship.

751 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9723 10:20

Season 2 has been ok but I really miss Hillary as the main villain of season 1. She had much more supernatural lore (like being literally Satan and sacrificing babies) in her origin story than Biden and I miss that.

Also the plot line for why Sanders is endorsing Biden is really weak this time around. Remember in season 1 when he only endorsed Hillary because the Clintons held his family hostage? And we figured it out when he blinked SOS in Morse code during his endorsement speech.

The Sanders cult has really dropped the quality of conspiracy writing this year and it shows.

752 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9723 20:52

Democracy is when people agree with me. If they disagree, their consent has been manufactured by the lamestream media.

753 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9724 00:29

Yes ooo.
I have been touched several times.

The one that pained me most was in 2013 when 3 ladies raped me.
I just traveled from Lagos to Benin at night.
So when we entered Benin it was already late at night nd one of the ladies in our bus offered to house me together with other two ladies since it was very late at night nd I couldn't get any vehicle that will take me to my house at Ikpoba Hill.
So when we got to her house I to take a shower in her bathroom when one of the ladies that came with us entered the bathroom nd ask me to bleep her if not she will shout that I want to rape her so to avoid stories that touch I bleeped her, as I was bleeping her the other lady came nd saw us nd demanded that I bleep her too, so I started bleeping her.
So after sometimes the lady that sheltered us was hearing some moan so she came to check what the moaning was all about nd caught me bleeping the other two ladies.
So she got angry nd demanded that I bleeped her too if not she will chase all of us outside her house, I refused to bleep her so the other two ladies started begging me to bleep her too because they can't afford to stay outside cos of insecurity so I bleeped her too.

Please among four of us who is at fault?

754 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9724 04:24

Think of it like a threesome. Oxygen usually sticks together as a pair, like people. But when theres a crazy amount of energy, it can bond in 3.

Fluorine ions are like your hairy neighbor. You and your other 3rds can be having a blast, but when your fat hairy neighbor comes around with his cock flapping in the breeze, it kills the mood.

755 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9724 10:09

It when life does not give you some pineapples :)

756 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9724 21:12

Crach and Craite: Here Geralt, this sword has been in my family for generation. May it serve you well in your battles.

Geralt: Hmm... Fuck... Not as good as the Griffin set...

757 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9725 13:59

B-b-but they have more money than me so they have to be evil!!!

758 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9726 17:39

Just to add to examples of clothing being less cross-cultural, I took an anthropology class back in undergrad where we watched a lot of raw footage of various tribes. The males of the Yanomamo people in the Amazon rainforest wore nothing but a string that they would tie around the tip of their penis so the tip would be held up -- like a belt around their waist. It made sense given the climate.

Interestingly, although it was literally just a bit of string, they took it seriously. If, in the middle of their violent and sometimes fatal duels, a participant's penis got loose, both sides would dutifully stop so the affected party could tie it back up.

759 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9727 03:29

Elsa is definitely a clam-slammer.

760 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9729 10:24

Just to let everyone know I work in the 5G field. While I was working from home this weekend I just realised I had all the units set to ggive coronah setting instead of the default gmake everyone gayh default setting. Really sorry about that.

761 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9731 12:35

SUCH A FRICKIN CORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

762 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9731 12:38

omfg all the people who say it is a cork, well you're wrong look at my video, that is a cork

763 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9731 19:29

Did you really never give your friends tummy rubs in school? Are you American or something? I've never been somewhere that didn't have that superstition. Basically if a girl has her belly exposed and you rub it you both get good luck for the day.

764 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9731 19:29

Ey girl, wanna come over to my place and play shrek on ps2

765 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9732 09:53

Emily is the kind of teen girl who just got off watching Foamy the Squirrel on newgrounds.com while signing a "Bring Back Invader Zim" petition wearing a Jack Skellington hoodie and Happy Tree Friends tube socks purchased at Hot Topic during an Emily the Strange buy one get one 50% off sale where she discovered Serenity Rose from Slave Labor Graphics Comics while her overbearing but loving father restricts her from going to the My Chemical Romance/Limp Bizkit concert with a 5-years-older-than-her boyfriend that constantly IMs outsourced stolen Pom and Z comic art over a 56k Modem America Online trial discs on myspace.com with a Top 8 consisting of Tim Burton, Jack Sparrow, Eminem, Jesus Christ, and whatever angsty band is the hit new thing on Disney Adventures magazine and spends all day filling out "What Kingdom Hearts Character are You?" quizzes only to complain she didn't get Riku and is unable to watch the 2003 MTV Music Awards because her deadbeat older brother is always hogging the living room TV playing Tony Hawk's Underground on his Halo Edition transparent green Xbox using third-party Mad Catz Air Flo controller with a busted analog stick constantly leaning to the right making anti-Semitic remarks about how Eric stole his wicked McTwist over the helicopter in Hawaii footage.

766 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9733 04:30

Satou can no longer afford a single apartment and has to share an apartment with a bunch of smelly, middle-aged fuck ups. Misaki met some autist guy with rich parents and moved in with him. Satou hasn't seen in her in over a decade and lost all contact. He now works minimum wage and drinks soju every evening to knock himself out. He has become too numb and deteriorated to even care anymore. His parents died and he barely showed any emotion at their funeral. He is no longer capable of feeling pity for himself, nor any other strong emotion that would lead to him acting out of his routine. It's a 12 episode anime series and in the last 2 episodes, Satou gets to know he has terminal cancer and less than a year to live. In the last episode you see Satou walking down an alley with a bottle of booze in his hand. It rains heavily and he's soaked to the bone. He stumbles and falls. He lays on the pavement, turns face up, and wants to take a sip from the bottle, but realizes it broke on impact. He nods his head back and closes his eyes as the rain cover the emerging tears. The camera shows his decrepit body on the street, then slowly pans out and up until it reaches a 3rd floor window in some apartment complex. The camera zooms into the window and you can see Misaki riding the dick of her autismo sugar daddy.

767 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9734 05:04

why do people keep consistently comparing the hot character of the moment to onceler. like. onceler was an absolutely unique level of fandom insanity nothing else has been able to capture since. not raymond, not sans, not bill cipher, not a single one of them comes close

what made onceler so insane was specifically because he was the only "attractive" element of his source property. outside of him, the lorax film was largely considered a joke, a poor attempt to adapt a seuss book by adding on a badly thought out framing device

with the other examples that people throw up of onceler characters, they're from well-liked properties, so there's plenty of shit you can do with them, especially in the shipping angle. with the lorax, there was nothing. onceler was basically the only character you could draw on

the rest of the characters in the film aren't really appealing. statistically speaking at least one person on the internet had the hots for the CEO villain because there's always that niche corner, but across the broad swath of fangirls, onceler was it. onceler was all you had

so what can you ship him with? no-one else in the film hits that mark, so they went with the only thing they had left: himself. oncest became the sole driving force of onceler fandom, and in a pace far outstripping most fandoms, AUs and alternate versions of him proliferated

like, given enough time, a fandom will hit a similar point of weirdness, but onceler was so mad specifically because the sparseness of the source material meant that the fandom effectively no choice but to immediately hit the nadir of bizarre fan material and keep going

it was a rate of growth, mutation, and decay that takes most fandoms years to get to, and the onceler fandom did it in the space of like, 3 months. in almost no time you were seeing onceler shipped with an absolutely insane variety of AU versions of himself

onceler, the cannibal. onceler, the walmart cashier. onceler, with axes for hands and some kind of devil trigger mode. onceler, but he's made of semen. this is like. barely scratching the surface, and yes they're all real examples

none of the characters that have ever been cited as being "the new onceler" have ever gotten even remotely close to the level of madness the onceler fandom reached. it's hard to believe if you didn't see it but it was real and i was like, in the eye of the storm as it happened

(i was NOT into onceler i was dating someone who was. i have better taste in both boyfriends and characters these days)

bill cipher was not the new onceler. sans was not the new onceler. raymond was not the new onceler. they're just funny boys that a lot of people liked

no-one has ever been the new onceler. the onceler stands alone, king of a castle whose peaks reach far beyond anyone else

Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

768 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9735 14:43

yo dude your site is kinda gay, no offence butthe catrs dont look enough like hitler, i saw one where the cat is in anazi uniform, more of those cuz thats funny, the rest is kinda gay

769 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9737 01:12

The Last Of Us 2 has completely failed at conveying a complex story with interesting character interactions and relationships in the 14 bullet point leaks summed up by a 4chaner. Absolutely mind boggling.

770 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9737 01:33

Adulthood is going to work, quietly sipping glasses of water in the dark, and never, ever, under any circumstance, laughing at dick jokes.

771 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9738 08:25

I saw someone converting pictures of their butthole into AC designs and selling them so when there's a will there's a way

772 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9739 14:04

Pictures of me and my girlfriend and my friends are posted and attacked mercilessly. As much as I'm ashamed to admit it, I almost cried. Yes, from a stupid loving INTERNET THREAD. I was so distraught that I actually banned myself the very day it happened and re-registered a few weeks later after I cooled down a bit. After lurking for a bit more I have decided that this forum seems to be nice enough and smart enough to help me with my troubles.

With that little piece of backstory, you should probably know what the problem at hand is: I take everything extremely seriously. The vicious and savage insults that those bastards threw at my girlfriend were yelling at me in my head everytime I've talked to her or looked into her beautiful eyes since then. I can barely see her anymore; just five minutes she called and I saw her name on my caller I.D. and I didn't even answer. The day after the incident we went out to eat and I almost threw up after watching her inhale her sandwhich. A stupid loving internet thread has been eating away at me for months; I used to think about how wonderful and beautiful my girlfriend was 24/7, now I think about how disgusting and fat and goth and grotesque (what the insults were) she is.

Things like this just eat away at me, and it really rips my life away. Ever since I was a child and kids would generically insult my mother at school it would effect me profoundly; I used to be disgusted with my mother after what my school mates would call her.

I know I should probably go to a counselor for help with this, but, frankly, I'm too embarassed, too poor, and too busy to do so. If anyone here could offer any suggestions that would be spectacular. Thank you in advance.

773 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9739 16:12

they legit create their own enemies and then still manage to loose

i cant understand the incompetence

774 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9739 18:03

AI = Applied Demonology

Boy I love trapping demons in microscopic silicon megastructures to do my bidding, I sure hope nothing goes wrong

775 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9740 10:03

Real grown-ass men are crying because the dolls they get as a bonus for buying the video game are girl dolls, not boy dolls. This is why people hate g*mers.

776 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9742 01:41

a pity she does not exist, a shame he's not a fag the only girl i ever loved was andrew in drag there is no hope of love for me, from here on i go stag

777 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9742 02:03

Uwu is an analytic contour tone language with a very small phonetic inventory. Its native speakers are communes of catgirls who have left behind their physical forms to ascend to a higher plane of existence and live exclusively on the internet.

The Uwuians have recently decided to initiate contact with humans, hoping that teaching the Uwuian language to the inhabitants of all human nations will bring harmony and peace to Earth, though some remain sceptical whether the humans are truly ready for that endeavor yet.

Phonology

Fricatives v [v] Approximants w [w] ​

u [u] ũ [ũ] ü [y] o [o] õ [õ] ö [ø] ​

o neutral tone ó rising tone ò falling tone ô rising-falling tone ŏ falling-rising tone ​

Grammar

Uwu is primarily head initial with SVO word order.

It possesses no inflectional morphology and instead uses prepositions to mark case, and numerals and adjectives to express number, though the latter is optional.

Tense, aspect and mood are marked using adverbs and auxiliary verbs.

full grammar/vocab: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ZV1U0S8qC6yJEi6grFO_Vq5A15lRVCLYeq_udWsC-9Y/edit

778 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9742 21:30

We regard it as only right and proper that the world sees in the New Year by singing a Scottish song. We take it for granted that half the broadcasters on the BBC are Scotsmen. We don't envy the English. We pity them. There is no Scottish cringe, in the Australian fashion. There is only the Scottish swagger - a swagger inspired by the authentically Calvinist certainty that we and only we (by which of course I mean we White Aggressively Scottish Protestant males) are the Elect.

779 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9742 23:12

Man, working as a scientist in the USSR must have been so fucking cool.

>Excuse me, comrade professor, what's the story behind that scar on your head?
>Oh, I put my head in a running particle accelerator and it melted part of my brain.
>Guys, guys, nevermind that. Come quick to the biology department, they're sewing dogs together just because!

780 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9743 05:05

Shrek was euthanised on 6 June 2011 on a veterinarian's advice. He was 16.[1]

781 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9743 17:07

Nobody fucking pees in our Coke and gets away with it

782 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9743 20:48

I want to see a rom-com that continues to escalate until the main female protag has rallied an army of modern day warrior women to stage a full-scale war against the male protag and his army of ad hoc modern vikings. The two characters clash, sword against sword, as a visual callback to how they clashed over direction-taking etiquette earlier on in the movie:

Female MC: "You never did like taking directions, did you? Well, allow me to show you the way . . . to hell!"

Male MC: "I welcome the kindness. May I learn the route as I watch your way there, when you fall by my hand."

Female MC: "Fool. I shall not fall, save to fall on you. Come."

[Battle commences]

783 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9745 17:22

Every time I go to the grocery store, the majority of people are wearing masks. I see a lot of people messing around with their masks. The fuck are people wearing a mask if theyfre not wearing it properly and just fiddle with it the entire time? I never wear a mask and get looks. Fuck these people that think some cloth is going to save them.
Their masks are filthy, covered in weapons grade bacteria. They're bringing it into public toilets, they're scratching their bare assholes with their bare hands, touching everything, touching their face, touching their mask. They never wash the mask, then they walk around in public exhaling their homegrown bioweapon into your face and eyes.
Why not just wear your shit-stained underwear on your face?

784 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9746 01:03

You think that's bad?

I had to literally ban the D&D 3.5 spell "Create Water" because my entire party rolled classes that could learn it (the default is Cleric/Druid, but there's books that award it to Arcane casters, too) and solved EVERYTHING with the stupid cantrip. It would blow your mind how many puzzles, traps, combat encounters, and social situations can be solved by liberal application of magic water.

Someone refuses to talk? Waterboard them. Pressure plates might be down this hallway? Set them off from a distance with a flood. There's a locked ANYTHING? Break it by dropping water from a height. Ambushed? Turn the road to mud, and run away. Setting an ambush? Turn the road to mud, and wait. Starving? You can survive for ten days on just water. Need to escape from a conversation? A "pipe bursts," and the building floods.

The list goes on. Turns out physicists and engineers can turn a cantrip into the power equivalent of a 9th level spell, given enough thought...

785 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9746 02:29

hey triple a studios. why do I need to have sex in video game. Is their sex cosmetics. Can I get a blowjob lootbox?

786 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9746 18:31

We should organize a mass floor pooping. We all pick a time to take a big shit in the floor. They'll have to close, we'll have the power of poop

787 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9747 00:42

This has inspired me to do donuts in the Vons' parking lot to show my appreciation for essential workers. Please maintain social distancing if you want to watch. Also wear protective eye-wear because it'll probably kick up some gravel.

788 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9747 01:01

What the fuck did you just fucking post about me, you little newfag? Ifll have you know I graduated top of my class in Encyclopedia Dramatica Journalism College, and Ifve been involved in secret raids on kiwifarms, and I have over 300 confirmed dox. I am trained in e-rape and Ifm the top oldfag in the entire Encyclopedia Dramatica Forums. You are nothing to me but just another newfag. I will dox you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this forum, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying shit to me over the Internet? Think again, cuck. As we speak I am contacting my personal army across the internet and your facebook is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, faggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your e-peen. Youfre fucking dead, summerfag. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can troll you in over seven hundred ways, and thatfs just without using the word "nigger" once. Not only am I extensively trained in LOIC, but I have access to the entire arsenal of chanfags and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your ass off the face of the internet, you little simp. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your gay faggot post was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have killed yourself. You didnft, and now youfre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will cum all over you and you will like it. Youfre fucking doxxxed, newfag.

789 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9747 01:42

"What is this place called?"
"Deutschland"
"Germany, got it."

790 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9747 11:15

pronouns in bio is not a valid insult, but harry potter house in bio definitely is

791 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9752 05:29

But what if her hair gets wet?

I'm not upset about a black chick being cast as the new Little Mermaid, because I celebrate anytime a black person gets a job, and I won't be watching the movie anyway, regardless of who's in it.

But I'm concerned that some people seem to be arguing that it's only right that a black chick should play the Little Mermaid, because the Little Mermaid has been black all along.

Oh, really?

I'm not too proud to admit that I've seen the original Little Mermaid, on VHS, back in the early '90s. My mom borrowed it from one of the CACs at her job, when I was home sick from school (schlong was too long; had to have it shortened).

Not only do I not recall the Little Mermaid being black. I don't remember her skin being as dark as it is in comparison-pics currently circulating on Black People Twitter. Disney might be trying to "retcon" a Little Mermaid with dark skin, similar to how Time magazine tried to darken up OJ after someone killed Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman.

True, some of the songs from the Little Mermaid soundtrack had kind of a calypso vibe, like maybe Louis Farrakhan contributed some uncredited work. But so does "The Tide Is High" by Blondie, and nobody's saying she's a black chick. (Her name is Blondie!) An honorary black chick, sure, but not a legit, according to Hoyle hoodrat—hot 16 on "Rapture" notwithstanding.

792 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9753 14:18

yiiiikes ifm seeing a lot folx on the left being pretty retarded about ableism... uhh maybe letfs not do that, hmkay?

793 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9753 14:43

yiiiikes ifm seeing a lot folx on the left being pretty retarded

794 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9753 16:19

yiiiikes ifm seeing a lot folx on the left being pretty

795 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9754 01:24

How the fuck they claim to be revolutionaries when they want every fucking internet post with a "trigger warning"?
Wtf.

796 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9754 03:29

My issue with "trigger warning" is that it's actually pretty dated and has been abandoned since 2014, meaning that the people who keep it alive are actually just the people who just hate those types.

797 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9754 09:30

>>796 I still see dumb posts sincerely tagged #tw-alcohol #tw-violence and things

798 Name: sage : 1993-09-9754 14:53

>>797 Aren't those posts usually just like, they have a friend thatfs an alcoholic and has #tw-alcohol muted and they donft want that friend seeing the post? I donft think itfs super deep.

799 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9754 18:07

its both flaccid and hard until observed

800 Name: (*゚ー゚) : 1993-09-9754 22:47

>>798 Yes that's what I meant, they had an alcoholic abusive parent and for the rest of their life can't handle seeing internet posts mentioning people having a drink. Or tagging flashing gifs #tw-epilepsy in case some poor epileptic chump has a fit, haha triggered!

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