(He's a tough boy. You can treat him as one of your items.)
nah, gay sex with niggers is how you get double AIDS
I am become Bimbo, twerker of clubs.
If on my deathbed I have 3 minutes left to make my peace and I have a choice of calling my family or responding to a post on reddit about how "smart" Donald Trump is, I'd post on reddit.
Lmao what kind of special ed shit is this? This whole thing reads like St. Augustine if he didn't get enough oxygen in the womb.
Doesn't matter??
Look man, we're talking about a company paying devs to release games on their currently sub par implementation of an online store front
If that's not the most important topic in the world right now then I'm not sure what else to tell you
Trump = funny senile grandpa who says slurs
Biden = depressing senile grandpa who struggles to tell long pointless story and reminds you of your own mortality in the process
yall will pay $30 for bathwater but then get mad when therefs a free hair in the mashed potatoes from the cute waitress 🙄 🤦Š️
Just googled this cunt. Changed his name from Igor to Gary, but for some reason decided that fucking Shteyngart was a keeper?
I'm genuinely shocked that no flat-Earthers have emerged in the comments section... then again, they probably can't parse the polysyllabic chorus.
Camille PAWGlia
b-but they make a funny honk sound when they're pegged
seen one perfectly rendered beautiful ass, seen em all.
Besides even with my shitty graphics, the in game ass is better than all the porn out there. Its probably the ONLY version of a rule 34 where the original is just superior to all the fan versions of it.
The fucking sculpted and perfected that ass
Its still one of the most shocking elements of the game that initial made me weary of even trying to play the game. I only got into it years later when I saw the swath of nothing but positive reviews, and I was really confused when people started saying it was this amazing philosophy game... sry im rambling.
having a baby is just keeping cum as a pet
Dont worry, after 80 awesome years of being a wealthy elite modern noble stepping on the necks of millions, hell get his comeuppance when he dies peacefully of natural causes in his own bed.
Toridamono: gThe design is totally of my personal taste. Clad in black tights with a fundoshi. I didnft hesitate much.h
I went to a shrine, rolled a tin icosahedral die and it was a bad roll and I was cursed to be a snowy owl for a week. So I flew up to a nearby rooftop and pondered tangents.
Backup everything now.
This is not a drill. I repeat, this is NOT a drill.
You have a few hours.
>>319
bad times friend ahead
maybe no 1997 scatology dojin
maybe no drawings on net
Yo Vicky could get it. I love how the zog machine put castrating female characters in every show and polluted my mind.
Now I'm a femdom sub and want nothing more than a bitch jew wife to cuck me.
Pagan White Nationalists are just hoteps but with less melanin
A lot of attributes that would be sue-ish in anything else are pretty hot in fetish materials. This is a part of why a lot of them get written, and a part of why they are widely loathed; the writer is expecting you to sympathize with someone who's more perfect than you (ugh), or someone who's you but more perfect (fans self).
Every time a boomer wears an untucked ugly polo to Mass, another 10 latinx hop the border
dear redacted please tell us about your pizza hut experience
like, it was ok i guess? i don't exactly order from you guys expecting to be blown away, the food was warm and edible.
The first and possibly only PS2 game to feature a Horse Wiener as an equippable item.
so hey can we retcon our shadowrun timeline to make it so the drummer from The Winstons got royalties from everyone using that one drum loop and they now run the music industry in 2070 or whenever this takes place and used the money to implant themselves with a bunch of cyberware that makes them immortal
Oh she's def a virgin then. Whenever you watch an episode of anime, you automatically get your virginity back.
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The joke is that SNAILS ARE SLOW
Everything your ancestors built will be given away to people who donft deserve it, donft know what to do with it, and are guaranteed to ruin it.
Paul McCarthy and Steve Russell saw what was going to happen and pre-emptively invented Lisp.
"What gender is they?" That was painful to read.
Maybe they can make the Terminator African. "I'll be black." Nah, doesn't have the same ring to it, does it?
I'm gonna be honest with you all. If I ever become hyper rich, I'm gonna ball hard. They'll be a section of the CO2 emission pie chart with my name on it. I'm gonna do Elvis shit where I fly across the country for a particular sandwich then fly home.
I would see if I could build an airplane chariot, like two Cessna's strapped to a carriage, and I control the Cessna's from the carriage. Then I'd expand the technique to where I would travel city to city with two 747's strapped to a 1968 Dodge Charger r/T 440 as my personal transportation. the Charger would be running to provide air conditioning of course.
Come at me peasants.
Macross is a series that everyone nowadays should watch, because at its core its about cultural struggle.
You will find many parallels between modern day SJWs and the Zentradi race. The anime was partially inspired by the cold war.
The hilarity of the Trump-Rodentia non-story rests in the fact that Trump really isn't a racist. He's about as guileless and non-racist a president as we've ever had (not entirely to his credit, imo), and when he called out Baltimore as a rodent-infested shithole he was sincerely thinking about all the rats that plague Maryland's District 9.
Naturally, White shitlibs, who secretly harbor dark thoughts about the darker races and negatively transfer those thoughts onto BadWhites who aren't willing to abase themselves in ritualistic virtue sniveling elevating the negro to divinely blessed child-like innocence, immediately presumed Trump's rat reference was a thinly-veiled euphemism for blacks, because that's exactly where their own shitlib minds went.
Shitlibs always project.
Not a videogame but I used to play this in real life. You take a big shit on the floor right in the most high-traffic path in your home, and then leave it there and go to sleep. When you wake up, you will come across the shit and may have forgotten all about it. If you forgot about it and get chills plus an "oh, that's right" feeling then you lose 1 point. If you remembered the shit and don't get any feelings at all then you gain 1 point. You have to do it until you either have -3 or +3 points, and then you win or lose.
They are dead.
I take great pains in educating my daughter. Sundaresan would like to talk to you. Giles brought his children with him. Arenft you looking forward to your next chance to speak? Her eyes
I think that they think that "hip" is short for "hippopotamus".
Human brain is a funny thing.
The smell of watermelon reminds me of the very old memories of
those nasty smells of Kabutomushi beetles and their pee
on a half-rotten watermelon in a small plastic case.
I just cannot get rid of this crooked memory.
No offense to watermelon lovers.
Otakus are like gaijins. They always bring troubles.
lmfao at white women allergic to "nightshade," these girls really out here thumbing through The Mystikal Tome Of Forest Spellkraft Enchantment Ingredients to find new things that will set off their chronic fatigue syndrome if it ends up in their $65 a plate vegan burmese food
Imagine if Henry David Thoreau was a schizophrenic Nazi, there now you've read Siege.
I take a long drag from my cigarette as I stare out of my foxhole, hollow eyed at the treeline. The distant sounds of oinking coming nearer and nearer as the sun sets. The cold steel of my AR-15 the only thing that stands between those hogs and my kids behind me.
A smell of pig shit wafts on the breeze as I load the 5.56mm into my magazines. Claymores line forward positions, ready for those pink bastards come at me. As the sun goes down the oinking comes closer, trees rustling in the summer heat. A flare goes up, and my blood runs cold.
30-50 screaming VietHogs rush my position blowing those damn whistles and making an ungodly racket. I unload magazine and magazine as little Suzy mans the Ma Deuce. Hot casing fill our foxholes as little Johnny calls in fast movers to nape the treeline. Still, they don't stop.
The pigs just keep on coming as I am forced to use my bayonet on the slippery hams. Little Suzy is hit and dragged off as Johnny calls a broken arrow, Huey's rain rocket fire all around us as A-4s drop 500lb bombs. I don't know how long we fought, but it seemed like an eternity.
As the sun rose and exposed the dead and dying bodies of dozens of feral hogs, I gathered my family and readied for another night of hell. My gun and me the only thing standing in the way of those twisty tailed beasts.
Because pest control...
Pest control never changes.
Having tried a representative sample, I confirm this hypothesis.
Note that in the case of redheaded women, eIrishf is a force-multiplier.
Evidence is for cucks. Alphas sit in their armchairs and make up stuff and everything makes sense as long as they say "science"/"scientifically" or "logic" every other minute
>>347
I'll fess up to bending it for super obscure tweets that barely show up in search engines, but posts with several lame clickbait articles about them sure as hell don't count.
gee I sure would love to spill the beans about all the people who have been having sex with underage girls in the satanic temple on my private island .. idk tho rn I just feel like shooting myself twice in the back of the head while on suicide watch aha
I can't really explain it but it often crosses my mind. I go hiking a lot in national forests alone and it can feel pretty spooky out there. It'd be easy for something just to come along and snatch you and no one would ever know. I've often felt like I was being watched when I was deep in the woods alone. Typically, when I have the feeling there is something amiss. I know everyone must get it from time to time.
A lot of the cases in 411 just simply can't be explained by someone getting lost. Most of these people were experienced hikers/outdoors-men or too young to cover the distances they did in so little time. There were several stories of people that knew what they were doing walking in circles or refusing to go down hill or follow water back to civilization. That leads me to believe they were running or hiding from something that was hunting them. When you add in the fact that the Government has covered up the facts in a lot of these cases or came in and taken jurisdiction over the investigation it all seems very funny. They probably know something is killing people but are powerless to stop it.
David is supposed to be releasing a book about cases happening in city centers now. Thousands of people go missing every year in cities under mysterious circumstances. It's almost like they're being picked off for food and humans are just cattle. It all seems very similar to how farmers take cattle when it comes time to sell them on the open market.
I used to go in the woods under the influence of various substances like LSD until I learned about all this stuff. These days I won't go trekking unless I'm sober.
>>347,350
"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob
Tsundere Violence served as the forefront for second wave lolicore, it actually saved the genre from dying. Then the 2nd wave artists inspired the 3rd wave artists. So yeah, Tsundere Violence is pretty major in the story of lolicore, lolicore would be dead without it.
Over and over again on Twitter...
"Good riddance to Epstein, who personified everything wrong with powerful white men"
"Actually he was Jewish"
"BLOCKED AND REPORTED for anti-semitism"
There is no such thing as an accident its human error and incompetence that causes these inconvient delays on the rods . Someone makes a *unt of it , its no accident . Now for my part regarding junkies or zombies as i prefer to call them , I guess your one of them that makes a huge living with big wages out of junkies in your job or has one in your family and ive twanged a raw nerve or are you just another bonehead like me that pays the taxes to pay for all this treatment and methadone whilst they stap every substance possible down there throats to get out there nut whilst still trying to hold a sense of humour whilst knocking ones *unt in to pay for them all to go around like zombieland extras ? . They are all well educated against drugs in the past 30 years so its choice of lifestyle they are 100% educated on where it all ends in a grave or crematorium so get over it
not a kiwi farm but we play this album at the tobacco field i work at through the sound system in my truck, always gets the migrant workers working faster so they can clock out sooner lol
Be careful reading Bronze Age Mindset, I once loaned it to a friend, he got halfway through & vanished.
Reappeared months later terrorizing San Diego beaches, grotesquely muscular & NUDE, attacking "Non-Locals" for wearing clothing. Local news has memoryholed it.
This is the most retarded fucking shit I have ever seen on the internet. All that #jpsie cum has gone straight to your brain and made you a brainless sissy retard.
Yes, eating the diamond raw. This is tremendously silly.
Much less silly would be to eat the diamond cooked. Slow braised in a stock of molten gold and cracked emerald. Diamonds are tough, you see, so you have to cook them low and slow, so they end up tender enough that you aren't chewing them for hours.
> If Minecraft is named after the two main things you do in the game, what would other games be called if they were named in the same way?
Not a game but my life would be called fapcry
>tfw he ate the cum lettuce
I wish I was there at the council of the gods when Horus proclaimed Set the biggest gay, and he became king
These names are all fairly long. Does it allow for short and authentic kobold names like Tayldis, or Hitler?
>>359
This is from Sageru. Considering that most people posting on textboards browse all of them, or at least check them from time to time, I would hardly call Sageru a site that nobody knows.
>>364 I see comments from 4chan and twitter in here too, I always assumed the "some site nobody knows" part was about how it's out of context so you don't know where it's from.
I am allowed to converse with other humans. I am also allowed to ingest sustenance to continue working. And best of all, i even get two whole days off a week. Bezos the God Man didnft have to show mercy upon my wretched body, but he did, and for that i am overjoyed.
May we all find meaning and truth through Bezos the God Man. Nobody in history ever thought that you could sell things online. A true visionary, and the light of my darkened soul
You've run out of diseases you can catch here. We're sending you to Africa
>>365
I thought it was ironic since the early threads looked like they quoted Facebook a lot.
This is a FORUM, you don't DISCUSS shit here
If you kill the puppy yourself you can choose to tell her about it, and then she'll call you a monster and attack you. At which point all hells breaks loose, as the town intervenes in the fight with some people taking the tiny girl's side and some people taking your side, and others just getting caught in the crossfire.
You can also equip the corpse as a weapon and beat her to death with it.
The enemies Mario jumps on canonically live
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Chief Complaint:
Irritated.And buttocks are itchy.
Onset and course:
Since 1978.It often occurs.
Past History:
I have nothing in particular.
Family History:
They has nothing in particular.
Social History:
I was born in the Japan.The occupation is a traveler.The hobby is Bad.
Liquor and cigarette:
Very Well.
Allergy:
Bad disk.
Treatment policy:
Cannot be treated.
I heard of her yesterday. And decided fully to go Vegan once all the meat I already have is consumed. By my dog or me. His teeth are rotten.
I weeped in the coffee shop I read of Greta in.
She is Terry Fox or Harriet Tubman or John Brown. And 15 or 16?
I am 44 years old. I think I value freedom. But I am not free. Never have been.
Greta is free. And her face and expression and attitude is what the world needs. And really... it is Jesus. That is how she is acting. A.O.C. Is doing ot in US Congress. So you young people that aren't dead inside. Inspired me to follow real Jesus. And use all my wisdom and power at being 44 and a no debt homeowner... to share and help save the world.
I sucked. I still suck. But I lost hope for awhile... And young people are going to save the world. I will help. Keep teaching me. Like Greta has.
I hate puppetts, i wanna stomp this ones right into a curb i HATE this puppet please shove it up ur ass! the latex would of been better used for condoms, I think this video suxxxxx! Kill the puppet! I HATE it!!!!!!! please kill this awfull video it sucksssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sorry to hear that. but you know, it's as they say "if you're felling down and out, don't fret. Try urethral penetration".
No. You cannot control anything by simply bombing it out of existence. That's like brainlet retard understanding of "I want to take your stuff".
Not only is it retarded in the first place to destroy what you're trying to steal, but it completely ignores the knock-on effects from everyone watching you flailing around like a fucking mental reject destroying people's stuff.
You really don't fucking get it. You can't just point a gun at some other guy with a gun and expect him to just give you everything he has without a fight. You pretend these planets can't be defended, you pretend it's all happening in a vacuum with nobody else watching, you pretend a couple hundred soldiers can rule over millions
You have such a fucking childish view of damn near everything.
You can't even just fucking admit that something like this could be done with millions of troops or something. No you have to stick with this retarded idea that a couple hundred guys with some spaceguns that magically nobody in the universe knows how to deal with, can take over an entire planet.
You operate entirely outside the realm of reason and logic.
god if i HAVE to be friends with a gay can't they at least be a top
I CANN NOT TIE MY FUCKING GODDAMN SHOELACES
SERIOUSLY I GOT STRAIGHT A'S IN ENGLISH, SCIENCE AND MATH DURING MY SCHOOL YEARS I AM CURRENTLY LEARNING JAPANESE FOR THE SIMPLE ABILITY TO BUY MANGA CHEAPER. I HAVE A CONFIRMED IQ OF 130+
BUT
I
CANNOT TIE MY FUCKING SHOELACES
I HAVE BEEN TRYING AND TRYING SINCE I WAS FOUR YEARS OLD TO DO THAT SHIT
I HAVE WATCHED TUTORIALS, READ ONLINE AND OFFLINE, BOTH OF MY PARENTS AND MY GRANDPARENTS HAVE TRIED TO SHOW ME/ INSTRUCT ME ON HOW TO DO IT SINCE I WAS SHITTING IN A DIAPER
TRYING AND TRYING AND FUCKING TRYING
BUT NO
IT IS JUST TO FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE
HELP ME!!!!?? PLEASE I AM DESPERATE AND FEEL INFERIOR
When I was a kid, I used to wonder why there were so many mythical creatures that only reveal themselves to children and "the pure of heart"
Now I'm an adult, who has several friends I know for a fact would try to fuck Totoro, and yeah, okay, I get it
And I was sitting there in the truck, waiting, as I do, and across the gas station there was a little squirrel jumping around the tree. But it wasn't just a little squirrel. It was a white squirrel, an albino squirrel, jumping around the tree like a squirrel would. Because it was.
I didn't know what Crisco was until now.
I still wish i didn't. It's soy oil and palm oil (the stuff Brazilian farmers are burning down the amazon for, so they can produce more) that is hydrogenated (intentionally saturating the healthy unsaturated fats to be... less healthy) and then put in a pressurized can with a solvent and a propellant (unhealthy for you and unhealthy for the atmosphere, respectively)
That guy put avocados up his ass by lubing them with 100% authentic, free-range, concentrated climate change, lol.
did you know that most sections of power lines are never guarded? did you know you can make thermite at home? did you know that cameras canft capture your face if you wear a skull mask?
I bought your album on bandcamp and now my computer is haunted
cis people: take a fucking joke snowflake haha pc culture is out of control
trans person: minecraft bee......... trans
cis people, vibrating at an immeasurable rate, about to pop a blood vessel: ffcuk,,,, you itsd a..... g;ame hgw cn it be tranns,,,, bbes dknt have a,,,; genedr
turn that serotonin crash into serotonin cash
My specially commissioned breast implants have 12 equine testicles(3 sets in each) which I personally gelded from horses from my ranch suspended in them
Im always looking for a place to share and express myself during the limited time I get away from my various ranching duties and this looked like a good place to do that.
Like my title describes there are 3 sets(six individual testicles each) of preserved Stallion Testicles suspended in the Silicone Gel of each of my Implants, the testicles come from geldings of a personal breeding project ive been running for a few years on my ranch the premise of which was to develop a large breed with as large a set of genitals as possible.
I'm willing to answer almost anything but I cannot give identifying details(legal reasons) about what company I commissioned my implants from nor any about my plastic surgeon though I will say they were not located in the united states.
Some answers for the common questions I get
Q1.Why:
A.I have an extreme fetish for horse genitals specifically there testicles it has a lot to do with the way I perceive fertility and masculinity in an almost primal animalistic way to me the bigger they are, the more veins the way they hang all of that contributes to make them more attractive to me. I think aesthetic is a word I could use to simplify the whole thing I basically am really attracted to their aesthetic but it does go deeper than that which I imagine a lot of people would feel if they really thought through their particular fetish.
But besides my fetish the idea actually stemmed from a joke someone made to me about making use of my geldings testicles that gave me the original idea. It was something I kind of obsessively fantasized about for a few months before reaching out to various companys to get the fantasy actualzied.
Q2.Whats wrong with you?:
A.My family doctor has suspected for a long time I have some form of autism but besides that I'm not really sure I have any serious mental issues as funny as that might sound coming from me. Besides my fetish and my the contents of my chest, my life is pretty much totally ordinary if not more work oriented then a lot of other people and I don't really have any crazy manic episodes or hear voices or anything like that.
Q3.Aren't the testicles rotting?:
A.No, they were soaked and injected with a preservative solution before being sent off to be suspended in the silicone gel of my new set of implants.
Q4.Isn't that animal abuse?:
A.No the horses would have been gelded regardless its standard practice to geld non breeding males.
Q5.So your into bestiality, you have sex with horses?
A.No, besides the impossibility of doing something like that without coming out of it with severe life threatning trauma im not actually interested in having sexual intercourse with horses or any animal for that matter.
Scooby Doo is all gnothing supernatural exists, everything has a boring explanation,h and yet also features a talking dog.
It seems to me as good as certain that we cannot get the upper hand against England. The English \ the best race in the world \ cannot lose! We, however, can lose and shall lose, if not this year then next year. The thought that our race is going to be beaten depresses me terribly, because I am completely German.
Godzilla would not lose a fight to Parker Lewis, but be wouldn't win either
Does that mean that somewhere in the world there is a man who is the realest man of them all and he'll never know the sweet taste of dick in ass because there isn't a man real enough to fuck him? Does he shed a single tear as he roughly plows his way through a world of men, who in his eyes are just sissy twinks, because his anal cavity will never know satisfaction?
I'd suggest a group hug to forget these horrible times but considering few of us are wearing pants it'd be a little bit gay.
If you're literally an incel and not joking,you're depriving yourself. I'd totally fuck you. You're physically quite fuckable. You should get out more.
(Yes I'm femoid)
My child, when there were 120-200 footprints in the sand, that is when the hogs carried you
Is this the lamest dystopia?
Climate change ravages our planet, countries veering toward authoritarianism, and corporations embracing rule 34 for marketing.
Humanity will go down with the ship while surrounded by our waifus.
Spoken Like A MF That Still Has A Mattress
Get Real With Yourself, Gamer.
You Wanna Beat The Mechs And Drive A Lamborghini?
Sell Your Fucking Mattress. Sleep On Thin Air.
Dumbass.
You have permission to eat my shit
"I thought you said you wouldn't do that in my mouth."
"I subverted your expectations, baby. "
I once saw a rainbow in the sky while I was driving but I wasn't giving into that liberal bullshit so I closed my eyes. I nearly died, but it was worth it.
6 in otter years is an adult. :P