(He's a tough boy. You can treat him as one of your items.)
9 women can give birth to 9 babies in 9 month that's 1 baby a month.
They don't make 1 baby for 9 month together you dumb fuck.
That's why clone are good, because they share your skills!
Don't clone yourself though, 9*0 would be 0 in your case
Hey, so a long while ago I got an ASUS Xonar DX card since one of my motherboard sound cards was having a static problem. One time I was playing around with the audio settings and at one point I had a setting on that was playing this ridiculously quality audio for a split second. Like, it sounded like whatever I was listening to was live and directly in front of me or something; I can't explain it, like it was surrounding me and right there. Maybe it wasn't even "good," it was probably some playback style that did it, but it had this weirdly 3D quality where I just felt it, man. Like jesus fucking christ, I'd play some chiptune song and the saw waves were cutting my face off. There was blood everywhere and the Pokemon Card GB2 ROM was punching me in the face with untranslated sound quality
Um. Anyway, the problem was, it only happened for a split second, the second something was starting from a source. Really quick, then it would play as normal. I wasn't able to replicate it as long as I had the card again, and then recently the thing's power has been causing weird driver issues, so I've taken the thing out and I'm going off my new motherboard's onboard audio.
Does anyone know what this is? Was I tripping on something? (Was I DOSING???) Obviously it's really hard to say what the hell it was and I don't have any settings or anything besides the hardware it was on... I think it was some sort of GX mode I was playing around with, but every time I tried to do it again with just that mode it never did anything noticeable to the music.
If someone happens to know off my vague descriptions that'd be awesome.
People whose lives come to a screeching halt for 48 hours of distraught hyperventilating when they hear the wrong gender pronoun are going to use brute force to get the rest of us to fall in line with their worldview.
Ok, got it.
Primus sounds like Tool listened to Trout Mask Replica for 6 months and then made a concept album about the movie Deliverance.
17 is legal pops
I just was trying to figure out what to write my midterm paper on and I ended up here
When I die, I want to wake up on the dawn of a new day in Clock Town, enjoy the carnival... then hop onto the Mario Kart Rainbow Road (N64) and race to Isle Delfino. Pretty sure that is heaven for me, I sure hope it is!
Why would anyone give a flying fuck about the Rainman hypothesis? Woohoo bing bing complex numbers yahoo!
Need more confused penis. Confused penis is my favorite animu character, I own all the confused penis interactive action figures &, all the Blu Rays that feature confused penis
Sorry Chinks, for some reason the rule on this planet is that the capacity to form orderly collectivist societies has an inverse relationship to the capacity to charm and please women. Wasn't my idea.
The problem with the Great Classics of non-fiction is that people didn't know anything about anything in the past, and they were all incredibly tedious writers up until the middle of the 19th century (and most of them for a good while after that). I've read Das Kapital and Two Treatises of Government and I honestly wouldn't wish it on anyone. I haven't read The Conquest of Bread, but people I know seem to like Kropotkin so it may turn out to be better; I'd be very surprised.
Really, just never start learning with dusty foundational texts. Read a modern synthesis (that is, something written after WW2) or three, and only then maybe go back to the ``classics'' for more historical context. You're just wasting everyone's time (but especially your own) otherwise. You don't have the historical context to understand them or the modern perspective to see how the bullshit in them has developed since then.
I just washed poison off my character by directing it to swim in a large pool of blood.
Not even being provocative but if you think Greta Thunberg has the maturity to guide global policy-making then you cannot object to Jeffrey Epstein paying 16-year-olds for sex.
JerryTHEBEESeinfeld: what up seinFREAKS
JerryTHEBEESeinfeld: ive been working on a few fan episodes
JerryTHEBEESeinfeld: heres one
JerryTHEBEESeinfeld: kramer wins an all expenses paid vacation
JerryTHEBEESeinfeld: only to find out the island belongs to jeffry epstein
This flowchart is wrong because it uses diamonds for triangle determinations.
I read that as "pagan welding" and was picturing, I dunno, a metal goat or something.
There seem to be two kinds of stories out of California cities these days: filth and forbiddance.
One night, me and a few friends decide to get royally fucked up. We're talkin booze, trees and acid. Anyway, we get so fucked up we dont know wtf is going on.
We end up behind some elementary school on the playground. No idea what time it is, but it feels like I can teleport around. Me being the heavy Quake player I was, decide hey lets see if i can telefrag one of these nubs. So i start trying to hit one of them with my teleport. Turns out I was just running around and screaming at people for a good hour.
tl;dr - got really fucked up, thought i could teleport and tried to telefrag people
It's a video from a film about a sex addict with a big willie, who feel self pity and disgust and an underlying shame at his inability to communicate except through sex..
The main character would not garner much sympathy from his sociopathic behaviour and uncomfortably inappropriate relationship with his sister.
A bit too lower chakra for me
Nothing to appeal to the Spirit or the Heart.
A funny choice for a really good song.
Slashdot altered its threaded discussion forum display software to explicitly show domains for links in articles, as "users made a sport out of tricking unsuspecting readers into visiting Goatse.cx
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So i was playing Mario Kart 8 the other day and I seen a Bowser - a gay bowser - falling off the track on rainbow road. He seemed to be a bit frustrated, as if he had gotten hit by a red shell and then someone rammed him off the side with a piranha plant. So after watching him struggle for a while I decide to go over and lend a helping hand ya know? "Hello Gay Bowser, can i be of any assistance? It seems to me you have lost something. I would like to help you find it."
He replied .... "oh yes, you have lost something" ...
"you've lost ....."
"your place"
"you're in 12th place now"
sage
>>423
is this spam, or someone else's comment from a site nobody knows?
>>426
I think it's spam from a some site nobody knows. automated spam on 4-ch usually seems to have the name fields filled in
“Remember,this quiz is just for fun. Do not take this personally!”
I need Smith real,girl.
Does anybody else see speling mastics pleas do not make speling mastics in your quiz guys because we need to see what stand on the quiz!!!
THIS QUIZ IS SPUIT TO
BAAI FOR EVER PEOPLE
broke: "I don't like Epic Games, but I'm glad they're speaking out"
woke: "They're only doing this because Hong Kong is about to be announced as an Epic Games Store exclusive"
The leftists need a crisis, so they can scream hysterically and demand to be given control over all our lives so they can ‘fix’ it.
i dont know why the idea of feral catgirls is so appealing to me
like imagine you're trying to take out the trash and in your alley there's a girl in a hoodie and dirty thigh highs eating a dead bird
At that range hei could ewgf before Akuma could pull the trigger.
At longer distances he could just crouch dash under it. The power of gun is not infinite
Oh, this is definitely gonna triggly some puffs...
Well to be fair there are only 2 Genders. Men and Political.
Women will wage Jihad against each other to win a pointless e-contest and people call it cute but when Dirlewanger slaughtered Polish and Belarusian villages it's bad and crazy. Smh y'all got double standards
Whatever, I personally think that anime is literally the pinnacle of artistic expression. It's basically the only style that should exist, it's way better than bekkaliev's fat fucking sow legs.
Like you are free to disagree but that would make you a massive fucking homo sperg.
>duuuuuh drool akneemeeee baaaad, duuuuuhhh"
I bet you fucking draw the fucking nose instead of putting a tasteful dot in the middle or like that obtuse triangle. Honestly we should just burn that gay boomer "art" shit and just replace all the boring Rembrandts with Seven Deadly signs fanart. Malevich's black SQUARE? bro that's some fucking queer shit right there, I would rather have them put up a still from Inuyasha or code geas.
I guess its sometimes true, that love makes you blind. Such bliss to not pay any mind to such things as Phantom's horn, or how it got there...
Most rolls of toilet paper get discarded, but this one was destined for greatness. Just think, in some ponies lavatory, a certain roll of soft tissue was used, and used up. It once held the tissue that was used to wipe pony posterior, and now its a fixture on the forehead of your favorite stallion.
May the legend of Phantom's horn never die. To get to where it is in life, on Phantom's head, it had to deal with a lot of crap. Never forget.
Gounginess is rarely linked to one's perception of the shape of Earth.
As long as one remains local (i.e., within one's parish) all triangles drawn on Earth's surface appear "flat" (= angles add up to 180 degrees).
However, as soon as you expand your horizons (which is contrary to many American religions), you discover that very large triangles on Earth's surface have a "spherical excess" (= the sum of angles is more than 180 degrees), thus proving - quite easily - that Earth's surface has a positive curvature, like that of a sphere.
In general (with normal human beings with normal intelligence), this is enough to remove the gounginess that prevents the perception of Earth's true shape.
Gomenusai, reddit-samas. Real life is not an anime. The heroes don't always win, limiters don't get unlocked. But, if real life WAS an anime, wouldn't now be one of those times? Like, when the big boss (CEO) comes out, begs for forgiveness, and does some thug samurai shit like slicing off his right arm in atonement? That's not going to happen, but how badass would that be? It Blizzard or Bobby was willing to drop an arm, I'd let them take the Chinese money imo.
Didn’t people learn their lesson when the Arab Spring happened and the governments were turned into even shittier governments? Just because someone is protesting doesn’t mean they’re right and they’re victory may not be in your best interest. Rubes.
>>440 Gounginess is a googlewhack right now. Is this a typo? What did the original author mean?
For us, the day the greatest and most epic scene in cinema story was filmed was the most important day of our lives. But for Raul Julia, it was Tuesday.
molotov ribbontrap
Hello, I am a 13 yr old girl with 9-tailed kitsune, wolf, and dog kins. I was browsing around on Tumblr and I noticed how much otherkin hate there is. I even saw someone claiming they were otherkin when they were 13 but they aren't anymore. I am scared because that is my age. I am serious about being otherkin. I knew I was since I was 7 or 8 but I just didn't know the word for it. I don't want to lose my true identity! Why is there so much otherkin hate? We aren't hurting anyone! No, we are not mentally ill, this is our true identity. I don't know if I'm valid.
Oh, and I have an idea! How about all the otherkin who can't storm Area 51 go storm the internet on September 20 and say anyone who critizes otherkin is being a bully?
Sorry for my little rant, I hate seeing anyone bullied. I want to end bullying forever.
it is at 2009. you are at an anime convention. An L cosplayer walks by, handcuffed to a Light cosplayer, holding a yaoi paddle. Nine thirteen year-olds walk by in a line doing the caramelldansen. A man screams "you just lost the game" from the second floor, and everyone groans
>>449 god, i never thought those days would sound better than what we have now
captcha: shi
Apparently, the more accurate description is a Vicks Decongestant Inhaler
Spoke like a mma fan. Such a waste of life. 0 understanding of martial science. I think you watch too much of joe Rogan podcast. No wonder. These are forms asshole not combatives. Motherfuck now read carefully. Shaolin monks used this method of combat in battlefield and won every battle. This is just a talou a form. Pre choreographed and these are full of stances and strike and kicks. This builds the structure of the practitioner, which is then applicable in combat. There was no UFC or bellator back then you shithole.
somehow the racist anime marxist internet cyber gangster teen has a more broad and universalist understanding and outlook of race and ethnicity than the woke libs
Is it pronounced pecan or pecan?
エロマンガはエとガの間にロマン詰まっている
I think JSON is pretty human-readable but I also work with it all the time so IDK maybe I have stockholm syndrome.
ED* is a game for people who like being disappointed
(*Elite Dangerous)
I don't really like Chelsea cuts from an esthetic stand point. I don't think they enhance female beauty.
However, I am happy when I see girls wearing them.
I always, smile and say, "I like your hair cut."
I want to say, "You make me proud. Thank you for knowing your race is special. Thank you for being aware, young white women. Thank you for having white babies."
But I don't. I just say, "I like your hair cut."
Fun Veggietales lore, the Veggies are expressly forbidden from entering the kingdom of God because they don't have souls. Bob wants to save your soul because he accepted his own damnation
That's not me being edgy, that's from the mouth of the creators
:Local Mum Disgusted at Halloween Pumpkin:
A 46 year Mother of 1 has told the Sunderland echo how she nearly spewed her insides up after someone had a shite in her 3 year olds pumpkin which was on display outside her home . Mary Jones of Pennywell had bought the £1:50 vegetable from her local Asda store was furious after leaving it out on display overnight. She told our Echo reporter " our Thomas was so excited for the up and coming Halloween celebrations he cried his little eyes out in Asda for it so had to buy him it " We got him home and scraped the inside out for hours with a spoon "i missed Eastenders and everything " and for someone to just come and empty their arse inside it is just terrible , it was definitely human excrement as no animal could of had that it would of ripped the insides out of a cat or dog i just dont know how anyone could be so cruel . Mary pictured here with Thomas 3 and another woman who was just passing on her way to bonus ball Bevs to pay her lottery and just wanted to be in the photograph put on their best "Compo faces " for the camera .
Thank Ms. Song, are aware causality merchant rub hand tiny hat peoples
Gayer than searching for candy corn cup cakes on Pinterest.
Prehistoric man was 6-9' tall (this is where tales of "giants" come from) because you could hunt megafauna and eat >15,000 calories per day easily. People back then also had a larger brain volume with a median IQ of 140, and there is also evidence to suggest people had low level telepathic abilities. Then agriculture ruined everything
Women should'nt use emojis, because these faces are used to express how she is feeling, so it is as if she is smiling, laughing, acting shy and so on, and a woman should not do that with a non-mahram man.
When a woman shows her emotions to men it opens the doors to Fitnah.
This web sight has helped me a lot with my science fair project because it is based off of the color of fire.and the temperature so thanks. btw I’m in 7th grade
Being a science geek, I have always thought of it as the hot color. I have to always remind myself when I use a faucet that red is hot. God knows why I do everytime.
face it every mario character can curb stomp the entire earths armed forces
Your addiction to eating cement may result from an extreme deficiency in one mineral or another. People with these sorts of deficiencies will sometimes rub cars or windows with their fingers and eat the dust they collect. FIRST, stop eating cement, it could kill you, as it contains lime! SECOND, go see a doctor immediately! Your doctor will perhaps (or if they can't go see another one) suggest a supplement that will supply the mineral your body craves.
Am I being punished for watching Duckman, so my punishment is to keep watching Duckman?
Sazpaimon banned me with a click click / sure enough, I wet my pants, drip drip
Gamergaters in the '50s would be great. "Oh, sure, this is a 'news'paper! There's a peach cobbler recipe in the lifestyle section! It has comics! I don't care if they have one story on the frontpage about the Korean War, this isn't real journalism!"
In 2015, DQN beat human experts in many Atari games.
In the Seaquest game below, DQN learns how to read scores, shoot the enemy, and rescue divers from the raw images.
I think the controversy surrounding the two versions of the game soundtrack were really blown out of proportion. Honestly, I've had hundreds of people tell me that they LOVE the score I wrote for that game, and I'm sure the Japanese version has tons of fans as well, so everybody wins in the end… as it should be! After all… IT'S ONLY A GAME!!...I think critics were looking for reasons to bash the game, and so many critics are hardcore, loyal fans so they are not very objective. AND… they had all been playing the Japanese version for weeks or months before our version hit the streets, so it was like we replaced the music to Star Wars after the movie had been out for a while. From that perspective, I can't blame them. But to be honest, the game critics were always very kind to me and my collaborators, so a little bad press ain't the end of the world!
To me, this kind of dance-techno-pop from the 90s embodies how awesome we thought the future was going to be. Everyone was going to live in a world united by peace, freedom, catchy music, video game mascots, flying cars and space-station nightclubs.
We just lived through something unique in history. Millions world wide eager for a cryptic post on a message board.
Unfortunately, my prior branding-consultancy work for the Empire of Trebizond was perceived as creating a potential conflict of interest, so the Muscovites retained someone else.
I don’t want to sound anti-semitic, but I sure do hate it when occupation soldiers shoot unarmed civilians in the back.
one would say:
"wtf
you both are being gay cunts rn
what is a thing a patriot doesnt say? tell me pls
what is a thing one would say?"
thats what a gaytriot would say
Finally after all these years a Book that Assists Masturbation, I have been seeking one for ages but could find no such article indicating such a function.
Ahh yes, the founder of the World Cinema Project is gatekeeping, and only those plucky underdogs who work for the most powerful media conglomerate of all time can stop him!
The free market is an old Chinese man grinding an increasingly rare sequence of animals into boner pills, Forever
Unironically had a dream like that yesterday
In the dream I was ordered by the local school bus tank leader to go beat up a fat guy and rape him 5 times in the set time, I had beaten but it took longer than expected, issues also arose as I could not get aroused by the Fatman, and every time I would go to put it I would go soft, this went on for days, until the deadline reached, when it reached I had started crying and fearing for my life for I had failed the bus Lord, as I lay on the floor crying asking for forgiveness he had told me to get up since he knew I would fail and it was just to fuck with me, after that he sent me to pick up paperwork from the gardens of zen
All around okay dream when the shadow demons weren't there
Pendleton Act was a mistake. It's nothing but trash.
Here's disclaimer: I'm a civilian, but on Roblox I'm member of some military groups so I can somehow relate the feelings of real vets too.
Atheism is catnip for idiots.
Saiyans are nearly identical to humans. I'm not sure about their internal organs but Dragonball shows us quite a few times that Goku has a set of perfectly normal looking male genitals.
And all the ki based characters in Dragonball are capable of controlling their power, which is why they don't make a crater with every step. Which is Vegeta didn't split Bulma in two on the first thrust.
So Vegeta has the components to have sex with a human female and is capable of controlling his strength so he didn't shatter Bulma during the act.
Killing your Political enemies is the most based thing ever cause their fucking dead and they cant spread their dog shit ideologies
This is all very interesting but I'd like to say I was not being rude. I mean I know a girl once got suspended from School for calling someone a Hanzo Main
I knew a man who had a strict religious policy to not engage in sex until marriage. Nevertheless, he was always just “happening” to drive by a bus depot, and managed to pick up 14 year old girls who needed a hot meal, a hot bath, a warm bed, and a few dollars. It was sad. They were so young, but yet so old, and they knew that everything had a price, so they paid him with their bodies. And then, in the morning, refreshed, they hit the road again, running away from something, running to what? They didn’t know. But, nevertheless, running.
This completely violated his principles, but he had no prospects of marriage, and had an overwhelming need for sex. And he was not really a pedophile, any available woman would do. Needless to say, he would always beat himself up over this.
You know what I advised him? Either stop doing it, or stop feeling guilty about it!
My guilty pleasure is eating chocolate in bed. For many reasons - I can’t brush my teeth after, and I always manage to drool chocolate on my pillowcase, or wake up with cake in my hair! My mate has learned to laugh at this, and I have to laugh myself.
Yeah, I messed up the bed, and my nightgown. Guilty as charged! Oh, but what a pleasure! Hence, guilty pleasure.
Japanese Presents: Very standard classic Sonic sounding but with CD quality
US Presents: A lot more abstract and almost RPG esque sounding
Japanese Pasts: Primitive and prehistoric sounding version of the present
US Pasts: Very dreamy and nostalgic sounding versions of the present
Japanese Good Futures: Super duper happy, serene, and dancey versions of the present
US Good Futures: Very badass hi tech and utopian sounding versions of the present
Japanese Bad Futures: Scary and Chaotic sounding versions of the present, like the place is being destroyed
US Bad Futures: Dark and dystopian versions of the present that sound like the place was already destroyed
JP Presents: Just Normal And Cool, Happy And NICE!
US Presents: Just Happy And Peaceful And Going Outside And Get The Pool Out While Listen To Those Songs! Ah! Nice!
JP Pasts: So Random And Crazy, With Confusements And More! Catchy!
US Pasts: So Relaxing, Dreamy And Memorial, Just Sit Back And Relax, And Put Headphones On And Listen Without Any Salty People Ruining Our Songs!
JP Good Futures: So Nice And Relax, Just So Damn Good! So Amazingly Relaxing!
US Good Futures: Nice And Relaxing But You Can Hear Rockstars, Now Go!
JP Bad Futures: So Haunting And Badass! With Dying Animals Doing Noises Before They Go To Hell! So Deadly And Atrocious!
US Bad Futures: So Depressing, Sad, Breathtaking, Heartbreaking, Unbearable, Appalling And Terrible. Really Lonely, So Heartburning, Sad, Poor Animals And People Dying! Really Sad Memorials...
>elect a guy
>I'm not gonna do SHIT, go PRAY to god instead lmao
christmas 2019 ruined by Gengar's 12 missing polygons. how could you do this nintendo
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