I HATE BEING SINGLE!!!
Today I went to Akihabara. I didn't have anything specific I wanted to buy, but...
On the train ride home there was a drunk old man on the train.
Almost everyone in our car was women, except for me, who was sitting, and the old man, who was hanging from the hand-rails.
They were all between 20 - 40, I guess.
The old man started getting in the faces of the women around him.
At first he was messing with a younger woman, but she was very straightforward,
hollered at the old man, and then got off at the very next station.
During all this, I keep glancing at him out of the corner of my eye, thinking what an annoyance he was causing.
Next the old man comes to the seat I'm on, goes straight to the middle part of it
and starts yelling at the older women who're sitting there.
"You'd better not even think about using a cell phone, you got it!?"
he goes, trying to scare them.
The women were like（´･ω･`)←all quiet
I think this is going to get long...
o lawd, iz dat some Densha Otaku?
Despite the eponymous poster being an otaku, he was known as Densha Otoko ("Train Man").
>>552
Lots of people make that mistake. I've heard people say it IRL too.
lolcocks
>>553
You call it a "mistake," I prefer to think of it as a more accurate choice of words.
I've wasted my 20's.
あげる
I've wasted my 10's.
hey guys,
a few days ago i finished watching the japanese drama 'densha otoko'. i was wondering if the 'aladdin channel' would really exist so i tried out and found this. but this isn't the original site or??
i hope someone replies soon. ıt seems like this board wasn't used for a long time.
bye!!! :) greets from turkey
WTF???
densha otoko was cliche, get a life everyone and move on.
being single is good! with the current situation of the world, where everybody seems to be the evil itself, being single is a true path to redemption!
and nothing else fun than laughing at stupid couples who fights each other day by day while you being alone, gets your wealth, your skills unquestioned!
hi all, i found the drama very touching, and i would like to experience something so touching, as yamada did, it was very brave of him to help her, i will try be more courageous through life from now on.
Nooo, don't do it. Falling in love and getting a girlfiend is like losing your pride/independence. Forever you will be chained and lose your freedom. In everything you will have to listen to here. DON'T GO TOWARDS THE LIGHT!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Tell me more about your private life.
Who said you need to get girlfriend who is nothing more than a bitch?
>>566
The answer is contained in the definition of the words.
It looks like this thread has die, I've read through all the message, and looks like MSN otoko has left us!and some others also!
I wish that we don't have leave this thread, I was hoping this thread would be a place were guys need support, but now recently no one needs some support, but we are all here to support everyone!
haha is this thread like the densa otoko like 4rm the manga (^o^) koool
is asking for 5 minutes of time from woman at 9pm and not getting a reply a rejection?
I hope there will be support for you.
women are bs, i was going to ask out a girl yesterday, she was there for the first half of the school day and left during lunch, wtf, now i gotta wait another week.
Hahaha, sorry about laughing at you I know what you mean.
that is why boys have hard time getting girls unless you got talent.
To kurukurupa: I guess that would be a rejection, but don't worry, there are others girls out there for you! ;)
Hang in there single males! Real life can be tough going sometimes but it can also change really quickly.
On a different note my friend who used to be a player but has been with the same girl for over a year now keeps telling me just how free single life is. He's always complaining about couples life. He has to do this and that. She's always asking why he's not paying attention to her when he's playing games. Gosh, is that how it becomes after a couple months?? Somehow that has become my motivation to not be motivated to stay open to the possibility of a relationship. Did that even make sense??
You are all my friends.
Why does this thread have so many posts?
Because it's about single men bitching about their lonely miserable, pathetic lives.
Hi my name is Ted Rea. I live in Shattuck Oklahoma. Im divorced and single and I have raped women. I cant help it. I get them drunk or slip them a pill and when they pass out I take their clothes off and have sex with them. I dont know why I do it but I do every chance I get. Call me if you wouldnt mind passing out and letting me have sex with you Im afraid Im going to get into trouble if I keep doing it with women I meet. Here is my cell phone number 580-938-0014
>>579
I don't know why, but this made me crack up.
Your all single for a reason! becuse your always on the computer! all of you need to get out and start hanging with people or going out. you need the light you pack of vampires.... or mabey your all fugly who knows?
fag
What is more superficial, rejecting a woman because she is unattractive or rejecting a man because he hasn't got money or isn't an "alpha male"?
The numbers of men and women are about 50/50, for every loser living in his mom's basement there is some fat chick out there who is wondering why there seem to be more women than men and ends up getting fucked by douches just wanting to get their dick wet in the hopes of it turning into a real relationship.
Do you think they enjoy being treated like a piece of meat? They open their legs because they think they will receive companionship and love in return then they get ditched, or worse cheated on, the moment their boyfriend finds someone better.
You can debate all you want about who has it worse. We value physical intimacy more than a romantic relationship, so that might skew our perception of things. Whatever the truth is, an ideal relationship is reciprocal, if you want someone to love you for being a loser you need to learn to love chunky bitches. If you want sex you have to do more than be a "beta orbiter", you need to step out of your comfort zone and try to show your social dominance and gregarious nature. If she doesn't reciprocate and puts you in the "friendzone" then you need to accept your relationship isn't working, instead of obsessing over your sweetheart you need to think about the women who weren't blessed with qt3.14 genetics and offer your love to someone else.
Who knows, maybe after seeing you leave her, moving on and getting with other women she might see you in a different light, then you can tell her she missed her chance.
I dont kniw what are you trying to say, but unattractive women have no chance with ANYONE.
I wonder what op is doing today.
i dunno, I actually went on a date with a girl a bit ago but she was kinda just boring and i had no desire to hang out with her.
I want a partner, one I can spend my life with but I cant be with a boring person with 0 hobbies even if they're hot
So I just stopped texting her. Too bad, she was nice but i'll try for someone else in the future
I met a 19 yo girl today totally randomly. She seemed genuinely interested in me, gave me a shit ton of random compliments. She even blushed a few times and looked really disappointed when I told her I had to leave. Didn't occur to my retarded loner brain that I was supposed to ask her number orz
She was just fucking staring at me expecting me to ask her FUCK. I could have had some hot teen, but now I'm back to being sexually harassed by a middle aged co-worker who is a divorcee with two kids. Why am I so retarded?
>>595
That 19 year old girl would have been all sorts of trouble that you can't even fathom at the moment. Trust me, anon. You've seriously dodged a bullet.
>>596
Sure, but I coulda got laid and enjoyed that sweet 19 yo pussy. FUCK.
I'm completely indifferent to being single.
I just want close friendship.
>>597
If you care about younger pussy. Just go to some third world shithole and really test your morals then you sick fuck.
>>599
Daily reminder that for the vast majority of human existence, pubescent people were commonly treated as adults but they weren't considered adults by default. Pubescent people normally had to complete some kind of ritual to adulthood. This means that there were pubescent people who were considered adult and were socially eligible to start their own family, own some land and businesses, command people, etc. It was only in the recent age when there were laws that declared by fiat that the age of 18 was the age of the majority (adulthood).
>>599
I’m 22 you moralizing asshole and last time I checked 19 is above the age of consent.
19 is grandma-tier wtf are you talking about
>I'm 22
So? Find a 32 year old woman to be your mommy gf. Trust me, she'll take better care of you and make you pancakes after draining your balls.
Fuck Valentine’s Day soon. Fuck I hate that! It’s even shallower than Christmas! I hate girls. They’re all bitches and whores anyway.
I love to make a card for my sweetie-pie every St. Valentine's Day
Valentine's day sucks. literally the shallowest most emotionally exploitative day in the consumer holiday pantheon. A time where companies psychologically blackmail people into buying stuff and shame you if your single.
>>607
In reality, that's all holidays anymore which has been much more aggressive in more recent years compared to the past.
>>608
True but valentines feel like knife in the heart. They literally shame you for being a loner or just being single. It’s like society is bullying you into it. I don’t give a shit about Christmas but I hate being reminded that I’ve never been in a relationship thanks to crippling social anxiety and now that I’m nearly 30 it’s pretty much over.
>>609
I just stopped giving a shit. I haven't got a gift from anyone including family since 2010.
You all say you hate being single but the truth is, if you landed your perfect dream girl you'd be just as unhappy as you realize a relationship is not all that it's chalked up to be. Especially when your girl demands you divert rent money for her designer handbags, when she begins cutting you off from friends, when she starts shitting on your weeb hobbies etc. What you really want is:
A. Companionship
B. Someone to fuck
Well for A just make female friends and acquaintances you can share interests and feelings with. As for B buy a hooker or, if your cheap, ol' faithful right hand and an internet connection. Either way, don't go looking for both in the same person, don't shit where you eat basically.
>>611
Hard truths here. I've been in a relationship with the same woman for 17 years. It's soul sucking and miserable. Marriage isn't worth it. The only reason why I don't leave is because divorce would absolute wreck me. We barely even have sex and when we do it's a soulless chore that she doesn't even get into. I tried to do my part in being romantic until that was never going to work or be good enough for her. So I just bend her over and do a quick pump and dump. She passes out and I get on my computer which I end up usually fapping at some point throughout the night just to actually feel some damn pleasure in a dopamine sense. I've been wishing I was single for over a decade.
>>611,612 Sounds like you both made some poor choices, rather than there being an inherent problem with marriage.
>your girl demands you divert rent money for her designer handbags, when she begins cutting you off from friends, when she starts shitting on your weeb hobbies etc.
Just don't marry someone like this, simple! Everyone else, try going on a few dates with someone before proposing to them, and look out for any red flags like that.
“But what if I'm colourblind and red flags look the same as green flags?” Hmmm I can't help you with that, sorry
>>611
Sucks to be you all I'm gay and he's great for both
I've always been single, but I haven't had any true "single guy moments" that rocked in years, since I've been swamped with work since the start of the decade. Traveling and seeing live music were my favorite things to do as a single dude, but I can't do either now, since I'm too poor to travel, and there's no live music in my state anymore except in fucking boston, since the pandemic killed everything cool in my area
All those bastards at work are quietly mocking me for not having anyone for valentines fucking bastards
So?
I don't hate Valentine's day all it does is remind me that I'm an awkward as fuck loner and have been since I entered high school. Now I'm a kissless virgin who's never even had a conversation with a female that wasn't family nevermind a date. At nearly 30, I am now too developmentally retarded to have a functioning relationship with anyone and no matter what I try it doesn't work. Would it even matter anyway? When I was 8 year old being socially awkward was cute, when I was 18 it was a personal problem, by the time your 28 all people think is that your creepy and they avoid you like your a infected with AIDS. All Valentine's day does is remind you how lonely you are and shame you for it.
not nice.
>>620
You sound like a fag. Either man up or off yourself already. You talk like 28 is the end you not a 70 something year old with your skin falling off. Stop being such a pussy. Because if you put off off having a relationship now at 28 you’ll end up in a situation where it really is too late and even a hooker won’t jump on your scaly old man shrivelled cucumber dick.
Having sex is a good way to get AIDS no thanks
>>626
Having sex and cumming inside of a hairy vagina is a good way to feel good.
I hate being single but if I had a woman I know she’d only drag me out to do stupid normie activities with her and force me to get a job. No thank you.
>>628 You know that you can find humans into all sorts of things, and being female doesn't mean they automatically only like normie things? You can find someone who would want to do activities you'd like with you, but I think you need to grow a bit first
>>630
In sealed plastic bags in the trash behind abortion clinics
>>630
You used to be able to find them playing DDR at arcades in the 2000s.
Why do male loners really want girl friends when they hate being around other humans?
>>633
Regardless of how much people hate being around others. Sex is pleasurable and losers like us still want to stick our dicks inside of hot wet pussy and cum like the beasts we are.
Turn your hand into a muppet and use that.
>>634
>>635
Exactly! If people can scratch that itch with porn, toys and hookers, why are they still obsessed with a girlfriend? And when a lot of people talk about having a girlfriend, a lot of the time they’re not talking about sex but this desire to be loved. But why do people who hate other humans suddenly want one specific kind of human to love them? Is this just hardwired into us and unavoidable?
>>636
Sex and masturbating aren't even close. Having a sexual partner that you fuck on a regular basis is a much more meaningful experience as well. I got to experience it first hand myself in the late 2000s. I was in a relationship with a girl and we had sex everyday for close to two years until I was devastated by finding out that she had been cheating on me. Literally had some guy sneaking in and out of her bedroom window right before I was coming over. I got pissed, had a psychotic episode, ended our relationship, and went to go get checked for STDs a few times for the next year. The worst part is that was back in the 2000s. I can only imagine how bad trust is with women now days with how rampant social media has taken hold in their lives. Having an endless supply of people they could choose from to have sex with. It's no wonder that so many people from Generation Z can't find relationships or even a sexual partner in the opposite sex. The dating pool has become so clouded and dirty nobody even wants to bother to swim. I think the only true remedy to this pain is robo waifus.
>>633
Some people like wishing for things, but never actually trying to realize them. They'll act really conflicted about their emotions, but really they've resigned themselves to an life of mediocrity, content to just imagine what a better life would be like.
I've noticed that a lot more of these people tend to be online, likely because it's a lot easier to just be passive and voyeuristic without a physical presence.
"Other humans" come in many shapes and sizes, and I guess I still haven't given up hope that I'll be able to find somebody I can be alone together with...
I wonder if OP ever got married.
I’ve basically given up hope. I don’t even have irl friends and have never made any never mind a gf. I don’t think genuine human contact is even possible nowadays. Everything is mediated by social media apps and their culture of fakery.
>>638
The internet feeds people’s fantasies without giving them the tools to act on them. We see images of people with happy families, friends, relationships etc. and it’s easier to just down yourself in that because actually going out there is becoming more and more difficult. It’s easier to just lock yourself up in a bubble and consume anime and VNs than go out there and get your heart broken.
>>640
I hope so but probably not.
Honestly, I can't afford an S.O., Male or Female the food and housing costs are too damn high.