[Time travel]Answer the question of the person below you! - The Elitist Superstructure of DQN @ 4-ch

[Time travel]Answer the question of the person below you! (999)

1 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5173 18:20 [Del]

>>0, what will you be for Hallowe'en?

>>2, it is not recommended to release the mittens unless it is an emergency.

2 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5173 23:38 [Del]

>>1, when is it a good time to release the Mittens?

>>3, red-and-white striped.

3 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5173 23:56 [Del]

>>2, what is the best kind of condom for her pleasure?

>>4, the end of eternity.

4 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5174 00:21 [Del]

When will she come back to me, >>3?

because I love you so much, >>5

5 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5174 00:43 [Del]

>>4 Why do you beat me?

>>6 Like chicken wings.

6 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5174 01:36 [Del]

>>5, how does it feel to hold a woman?

It certainly is, >>7

7 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5174 03:12 [Del]

is it okay to have both male and female reproductive organs, >>6?

>>9 just like Walt Disney.

8 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5174 03:28 [Del]

Gee, I tried, but I just can't think of any question I'd like to ask >>7. Want to have a go at it, >>9?

9 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5174 05:05 [Del]

Will >>8 not screw this up?

>>9 picnics are not recommended.

10 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5174 05:09 [Del]

Is >>9 clearly more retarded than >>8?

Only once, but it was in a bank.

11 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5174 05:24 [Del]

Did >>10 ever get laid?

I hate myself and I want to die.

12 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5174 05:39 [Del]

>>11, why do you post on 4-ch?

I can't fucking stand them.

13 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5174 06:04 [Del]

What do you think of mittens, >>12?

( ´∀)( ´∀)( ´∀)( ´∀)( ´∀)( ´∀)( ´∀)( ´∀)

14 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5174 07:05 [Del]

>>13 What is the universal quantifier eight times, exactly?

>>15 The Yoshinoya copipe, iirc.

15 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5174 07:48 [Del]

>>14, if I were to ask you to baffle me, what would you say?

Because I'm so alone, >>16.

16 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5174 14:01 [Del]

Why are you so bitter?

>>17 Take two advil and call me in the morning.

17 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5174 14:38 [Del]

Doc, it hurts when I do this.

>>18, go all the way down the hall, take a left, two doors on the right side. Look behind the fat maroon sofa.

18 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5174 16:38 [Del]

Where did I leave >>17's undergarments from last night?

>>19 because you have done so much for the Elitist Superstructure, and this thread.

19 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5174 19:35 [Del]

Why do the threads and characters I create become so popular, >>18?

An abyss so deep only rocks reside at the bottom, >>20.

20 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5175 00:42 [Del]

What's your favourite kind of abyss, >>19?

Because I miss playing with lego, >>21.

21 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5175 00:44 [Del]

（・∀・）　Grandpa, why are you so much sadder now that the internet has been invented?

No one will ever know, >>22

22 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5175 00:45 [Del]

>>19, what is a phrase that makes one really desire to crack a joke that is of base nature?

Under the moon loli to issho

23 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5175 01:38 [Del]

Bumsex bumsex bumsex bumsex?

Because he types too slow.

24 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5175 02:32 [Del]

Why doesn't squeeks ever post anything on 4-ch?

Yes.

25 Name: \\\\\\\ : 1993-09-5175 02:37 [Del]

>>26 Because it sucks.

Am I pregnant?

26 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5175 05:00 [Del]

>>25, why does nobody like my personality?

>>27: Fuck yes.

27 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5175 05:47 [Del]

Will you be with me forever, >>26? :3

Don't, you'll just screw it up, >>28

28 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5175 07:22 [Del]

>>27
Should I try to fellate my sister?

>>29
There were a million voices singing in unison.

29 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5175 07:41 [Del]

What happened when the internet was invented by Al Gore, using only his bare hands?

Buy six cases of deodorant.

30 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5175 08:49 [Del]

>>71 touched me. How can I get his gay smell off of me?

I don't swing that way, sorry.

31 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5175 10:08 [Del]

http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1193854555/?

http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1181790075/.

32 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5175 21:59 [Del]

Help, what can I do if everything I see sucks?

I prefer blonds.

33 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5176 02:56 [Del]

Anyways, >>32, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?

Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
Yosinoya should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce."
Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra sauce"?
Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra green onion.
That's right, extra green onion. This is the vet's way of eating.
Extra green onion means more green onion than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>34, should just stick with today's special.

34 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5176 05:51 [Del]

>>33, can you post something off-topic, please?

>>35, I don't think that's were you're supposed to stick that.

35 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5176 09:13 [Del]

>>34 Does a negi make a good dildo?

>>36 Yes, all Cretans are liars.

36 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5177 02:14 [Del]

>>35, I know you are a Cretan, and I have heard that all Cretans are liars. Is this true?

>>37, I'll tell you when you're older.

37 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5177 02:40 [Del]

>>36, how do I shot web?

>>38, only if chocolate-covered.

38 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5177 03:00 [Del]

Do you like bacon, >>37?

Yes, but only on Tuesdays.

39 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5177 04:06 [Del]

Did God create the world?

Zulu!

40 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5177 10:02 [Del]

( ・-・) >>34, it's not that there's a restrictive pattern, it's just that you're by far the worst poster in existence with the worst character in existence. Stop wasting everyone else's time and get rid of your meaningless fucking life.

41 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5177 19:28 [Del]

>>39, what's the phonetic alphabet word for 'z'?

>>42, not as stupid as >>40.

42 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5177 22:00 [Del]

43 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5177 22:06 [Del]

Hello, the is the clairvoyant elevator from Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, and I will take you to level 3.

44 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5177 22:08 [Del]

>>43
I've been cheating on you with the glass elevator from the Willy Wonka books.

45 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5178 00:59 [Del]

Why are yoy such a slut?

>>46 this is not a question why did you ask it?

46 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5178 01:05 [Del]

etou...

>>47, it cant be pinku (thats japanese for pink) or any girl color. It has to be of 2 or more kotoba (thats japanese for 2 compartments) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And you have to post pics of it first (i want to make shure it's kawaii [cute]). And it would be nice if it came with matching chopstick holder (WITH chopsticks). OH! and it CANNOT have any cartoon pictures, or be made out of plastic. It has to be made of ceramic, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (korea) or whatever. I have found something similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 kotoba, and i dont want my gohan (rice) to touch my other things (it can get wet and i would not like that, plus 2 compartments looks more kawaii)

47 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5178 04:09 [Del]

What is one of the crappier memes to ever come out of something awful?

>>47 it carries out and is w...

48 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5178 18:20 [Del]

>>47 Being necessary, the answering of the thing where I is advice of this image with question, what?

>>49 Being from the character which can do the answering and the preparation which I give to that it is good to take over.

49 Name: TrippytheTripcode!PYZX54X2L. : 1993-09-5179 20:19 [Del]

>>48, would you please say something completely nonsensical for me?

>>50, mostly because of death metal, but also because of blank CD cases.

50 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5180 03:37 [Del]

>>49 Why do you hate America?

>>51 That's what she said!

51 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5180 14:51 [Del]

bumsex bumsex bumsex bumsex bumsex bumsex?

The lowest I'll go is $50.

52 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5181 02:15 [Del]

What was >>23's question again?

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53 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5183 05:20 [Del]

>>52: What does Squeek's face look like again?

>>54: That's not funny. I'm very sensitive about that.

54 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5183 19:56 [Del]

>>53 So, how did your brother die anyway?

>>55 Because it's winter

55 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5183 20:24 [Del]

>>54 Why do you hate yourself and want to die?

>>56 turned the gun on himself

56 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5184 04:13 [Del]

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　　（　ﾟｍﾟ）　I'm not really into the whole killing other people thing.
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　　（_＿）＿)

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　　（　ﾟｍﾟ）　I'm not really into that either, >>57.
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57 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5184 04:23 [Del]

Death Metal. Personally, I can't stand it. How about you, >>56?

>>58 The King of the World say it be so.

58 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5184 04:44 [Del]

How do you not like Death Metal? Are you a woman?

>>14

59 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5184 05:48 [Del]

>>58 you must be a ROCKING HARD MAN.

I'd have to agree with your statement >>60 it was quite well presented.

60 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5184 17:27 [Del]

Most people are just barely putting up with your bullshit and would kick you to the side of the road given the slightest chance.

Oh, fuck you.

61 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5184 17:44 [Del]

So, >>60, have you ever been caught masturbating behind the ladies' toilets?

>>61, I think it's a little cheesy for my tastes.

62 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5184 17:46 [Del]

What Would Jesus Do?

That was a terrible pun.

63 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5184 19:51 [Del]

Did you hear about the ox who ran headlong into the porpoise, then tried to claim it was an oxident?

Because they wear out after only a couple weeks.

64 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5184 20:08 [Del]

>>63, what is your motivation for buying so many of those anime figurines?

>>65 because >>71 is a prick

65 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5184 20:08 [Del]

Why do my penises bleed after sex?

For I am a great demon lord come to rape and pillage this board!

66 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5184 22:46 [Del]

>>65 Why do I have such scaley skin?

>>67
2012

67 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5184 23:00 [Del]

What number did the scale display when you stepped on it?

It's never been funny.

68 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5184 23:55 [Del]

When was "that's what she said" first considered funny?

It's due next Wednesday.

69 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5185 01:27 [Del]

When do you get the results of your HIV antibody test?

Smurf porn.

70 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5185 04:37 [Del]

Why were you kicked out of the Marines?

BECAUSE I'M THE PRESIDENT OF THE GREAT UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

71 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5185 06:42 [Del]

Why did you invade iraq?

I told you not to touch it, now look, its infected.

72 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5185 07:42 [Del]

What's this greenish lump?

It turned into a greenish lump.

73 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5185 07:59 [Del]

What happened to your finger?

A waste of time, indeed.

74 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5185 08:24 [Del]

What do you think of posting on DQN?

I told you to leave that dog alone. Now you have aids.

75 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5185 09:11 [Del]

>>79 fuck off.

>>73 I lost it :<

76 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5185 15:04 [Del]

What happened to the sheet of instructions I gave you for this thread?

No, but maybe if you get naked.

77 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5185 15:35 [Del]

Would you dip your dick into the toilet water for 20 bucks?

Nah I lost my taste for it after my left ear got bitten off by one.

78 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5185 19:16 [Del]

Care for some weasel?

I suspect we all are, in some small way.

79 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5185 19:29 [Del]

You've been trying to kill me, haven't you? HAVEN'T YOU?!

They've been running around in the crawlspaces between the walls of my home, spying and conspiring against me.

80 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5185 21:13 [Del]

>>79 You say you've run into some of my past girlfriends?

>>81 Heh, yeah, I guess it sorta is.

81 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5186 13:15 [Del]

Getting high is pretty cool isnt it, >>80?

No no, I dont do that anymore >>82

82 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5186 16:23 [Del]

Sex is fun isn't it?

Then they wanted to watch some porn with me.

83 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5186 17:34 [Del]

>>82 So billy, what did Fr.Michael and Fr.John want?

>>84 Its easier to reach that way

84 Name: TripcodeExplode!PYZX54X2L. : 1993-09-5187 09:19 [Del]

>>83, why do you stand on your toes when you pee in a toilet?

>>85, mostly hair gel, but there's some bread in there, too.

85 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5187 09:54 [Del]

What's in your pinku bento box today?

Extra green onion, please.

86 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5187 14:01 [Del]

Are you sure there isn't something you would rather have instead of extra sauce?

Because we will nuke it.

87 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5187 18:13 [Del]

Aw, you don't wanna come with me to see my relatives in North Korea? Why not?

It's been like that as long as I can remember.

88 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5187 21:09 [Del]

>>87, how long as somethingawful.com been a stupid, annoying, unfunny website?

>>89, why yes, I would love one of those about now.

89 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5188 01:14 [Del]

>>88 Hey, would you like a cheeseburger?

>>90 I wish I'd done that.

90 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5188 05:58 [Del]

>>89 I became JISAKU JIEN

>>91 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eternal_September
That's why, silly panda.

91 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5188 07:11 [Del]

Why am I still seven years old?

A few times, but it never really caught on.

92 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5188 15:43 [Del]

Would you fuck a mudkip? If you were a mudkip yourself, I mean.

A piece of string.

93 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5188 18:38 [Del]

What is the strangest thing you've ever put in your urethra?

Third degree burns across 45% of my body.

94 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5188 21:30 [Del]

( ﾟヮﾟ) How did you like the grilled mitten?

( ﾟヮﾟ) Cheech & Chong, ding dong, Donkey Kong!

95 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5188 21:46 [Del]

About twice as big as a grape tomato.

What are the words to Bernard Herrmann's "Twisted Nerve" from the Kill Bill soundtrack?

96 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5189 00:41 [Del]

Just how big is your ego, anyway?

No, and I'm insulted that you would even ask!

97 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5189 00:54 [Del]

Are you a big fat butt?

I'm a big fat butt.

98 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5189 07:14 [Del]

Just what are you, anyway?

I thought that was illegal.

99 Name: TripcodeExplode!PYZX54X2L. : 1993-09-5189 07:20 [Del]

>>98, would you like a job selling drugs to schoolchildren?

>>100, I was expecting more from you. And leave him out of this.

100 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5189 08:40 [Del]

>>99 Is it true that you see in your mother the transsexual man of your dreams?

>>101 It doesn't work without it.

101 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5189 10:32 [Del]

>>100 How would DQN be without shitty posts?

>>102 Well that's because you touch yourself at night.

102 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5189 10:50 [Del]

>>101 Give me a quote from Family Guy
>>102 BECAUSE I SAID SO

103 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5189 20:55 [Del]

Why do I have to put the hot wax in your eyes?

Only once. I was in college.

104 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5189 22:00 [Del]

Have you ever made a decent post >>103?

I am not at liberty to disclose that information >>105. Let's just say that in the end, it resulted in the creation of this thread.

105 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5190 00:21 [Del]

Why do you hate yourself so much >>104?

No, but I created Security Kitten.

106 Name: TripcodeExplode!PYZX54X2L. : 1993-09-5190 09:37 [Del]

>>105, did you create Gramps and set him loose on our society?

Actually, I'm still thinking about Security Kitten, >>107.

107 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5190 10:32 [Del]

Masturbating to shemale porn again, >>106?

Yeah, they died in a fire, pretty tragic I guess, >>108

108 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5190 19:14 [Del]

How did your parents die, >>107?

That's not funny, >>109, my brother died that way.

109 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5190 19:28 [Del]

>>108, isn't cystic fibrosis hilarious?

Pretty good, >>110... the scar tissue is finally starting to lose that puffy red color.

110 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5193 13:06 [Del]

How'd the sex change operation go, >>109?

No, it really is, >>111. Hard to believe, but true.

111 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5193 15:24 [Del]

O RLY?

YA RLY!

112 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5193 17:58 [Del]

>>111 what is a meme that has been beaten to death several times over?

>>113 Yep. Right in the rear entrance, if you know what I mean.

113 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5193 19:29 [Del]

Can you confirm that you did perform an homosexual sodomy anally, >>112?

http://example.com/

114 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5193 23:40 [Del]

>>113 What's your favorite non-standards-compliant website?

>>115 Because it's winter.

115 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5194 06:36 [Del]

Why is it so goddamn cold out, >>114?

>>116 MITON GA SUKI!

116 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5194 21:11 [Del]

( ﾟヮﾟ) ?

Just fucking google it!

117 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5194 22:23 [Del]

What's a famous French military victory, >>116?

If I told you that, >>118, I'd have to kill you.

118 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5194 22:27 [Del]

>>117 Is ECHELON for real?

>>119 Because we actually care about privacy, unlike most EU countries.

119 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5194 23:28 [Del]

Why are you looking in my hard drive?

Carrots.

120 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5198 15:33 [Del]

What are those vegtables on the fourth world of Doki Doki Panic?

Usually I just wipe it off on the office chair I sit at.

121 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5198 18:46 [Del]

>>120, what would you do if you got infected with H5N1 and started coughing blood?

I do too, actually, >>122. It's perfectly understandable.

122 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5198 19:33 [Del]

これは本物の日本語であることを私は考える唯一の人であるか。>>121

No, >>123 we're too closely related, darling

123 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5198 19:51 [Del]

Will you be the chimp to my gorilla?

Burn it on a DVD.

124 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5198 23:09 [Del]

How will I save my adult film collection?

125 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5198 23:34 [Del]

what's a number nerds masturbate over because to them things are only funny the thousandth time?

That's easy, it's because Anon, Shii, Woot and Sutibaru are all deviant sick-minded retards.

126 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5199 01:35 [Del]

Why are those guys jacking off to kiddie porn over there, >>125?

Once, >>127. It tasted great, but I had horrible gas later that evening.

127 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5199 07:06 [Del]

( ◕ -◕) ... Have you seen my cheesemittens?,

I'll show you later.

128 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5199 08:06 [Del]

Can I see your mitten collection? PLEASE.

Im sorry, I'm not into pokemon.

129 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5199 08:49 [Del]

Did you see that new list of troll-stopping techniques, >>128?

Ahh, so that's how it fits in there.

130 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5199 15:29 [Del]

>>129, see how I'm inserting my penis in your ass?

Haha, of course not, you idiot, >>131.

131 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5199 17:30 [Del]

Does being on top make the penetrator any less homosexual than the penetrated?

Mutually Assured Destruction.

132 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5199 20:24 [Del]

What's another term for a gay magic duel?

Black Friday.

133 Name: （　ﾟ mﾟ） : 1993-09-5200 05:15 [Del]

What's another term for a gay magic duel?

I swear, I didn't know she was born 1993-09-1527.

134 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5200 21:35 [Del]

Even though she said she was born 1993-09--1395, didn't the fact that she had to stand on tiptoe to light your firecracker make you suspicious?

Just like you >>135

135 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5200 23:23 [Del]

Whats your ideal rape partner, >>134?

No no , >>136 you're dumb, its the opposite of that.

136 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5201 00:32 [Del]

Last night my girlfriend told me she's pregnant. Should I start having sex with her now?

Tie them to a nearby pole for the meantime. I would recommend steel cables if you can get your hands on some, but rope will do in a pinch as long as it's not windy or raining. If there's too much slack, add a couple of dowel rods. That'll also help stabilize everything, and I highly recommend them for a longer session.

137 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5201 05:00 [Del]

Hi, >>136. I'm going rock climbing this Saturday. Got any tips?

That's why they call it a 'brown-out', >>138.

138 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5201 06:13 [Del]

>>137, sometimes when the power goes out it's only for a split second. Doesn't that really fail to count as a blackout?

Because you haven't learned to ask nicely, >>139.

139 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5202 01:16 [Del]

How was I able to persuade my grandmother to buy me a flamethrower?

Corn husks

140 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5202 02:36 [Del]

What are tamales cooked in?

Jeopardy!

141 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5202 02:49 [Del]

A game show that does not fail.

Frosted Butts.

142 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5202 03:06 [Del]

What's an unpopular breakfast cereal?

In the distillery, making Johnnie Walker Red.

143 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5202 03:48 [Del]

Excuse me, >>142, but have you seen security kitten recently?

Well, >>144, imagine what it feels like to be inside a warm, fluffy mitten. It's kind of like that.

144 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5202 10:31 [Del]

>>143 What happens if i stick my penis into XJ9?
>>145 I prefer the arcade version

145 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5202 13:58 [Del]

What do you think of the Guilty Gear XX series?

I don't like it, they ruined the button configuration.

146 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5202 14:57 [Del]

Do you enjoy life >>144?

Because it's there >>146

147 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5202 15:03 [Del]

What's wrong with playing the pink oboe, >>145?

Why do you stare at >>144's answer for 59 minutes before replying, >>146?

Because I AM your father

148 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5202 15:42 [Del]

Why do they call it incest?

It was several years ago, I don't remember it that well.

149 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5202 19:14 [Del]

When did you commit said incest?

It was delicious.

150 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5202 19:51 [Del]

How was your experiance with coprophagia?

Very happy overall, although it makes opening jars a lot harder.

151 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5202 20:56 [Del]

How have you been since the sex change?

Swiss banks.

152 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5202 20:58 [Del]

Where did Blofield keep all his money?

Yes, it really is.

153 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5202 21:41 [Del]

Is your penis really kept pickled in a jar on your desk?

I was just born that way.

154 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5202 21:50 [Del]

Why do you have a hand growing out of your chin?

Then everything went dark.

155 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5203 10:19 [Del]

>>154 Then what happened?
>>156 But it said so on the label

156 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5204 02:38 [Del]

>>155 You idiot, microwave burritos are not supposed to be cooked in grease!
>>157 A low rumbling noise, sort of like an earthquake in progress.

157 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5204 03:40 [Del]

What the fuck is "DRR DRR DRR" supposed to be, anyway?

Not with a bang but a whimper.

158 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5204 03:51 [Del]

This is the way the world ends?

Pretty much the best comic ever.

159 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5204 06:24 [Del]

What the fuck is http://isometric.sixsided.org supposed to be?!

No, believe me, I've seen much worse.

160 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5204 06:56 [Del]

Dude, i saw Paris Hilton......naked!!!!

Condoms

161 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5204 15:53 [Del]

>>160, is there anything we've forgotten that we're going to need tonight?

>>162, the first order of business is being prepared.

162 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5204 16:33 [Del]

How are the plans for world domination coming along?

>>163, only when hell freezes over.

163 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5205 00:04 [Del]

>>162, will you give me an "oral" "exam" (tee hee)?

>>164, I tried to, but I couldn't keep it up.

164 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5205 19:35 [Del]

Have you ever penetrated a women?

Ethical, No. Legal, Yes.

165 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5205 21:42 [Del]

Circumventing environmental laws by outsourcing to China is okay?

Death by boomerangs.

166 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5206 20:55 [Del]

¿qué?

Solamente una vez.

167 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5206 21:02 [Del]

>>166, what's that thing on your head?

I think you made the right decision.

168 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5207 11:20 [Del]

I really don't know to buy salter or unsalted butter. I mean both taste awful to me, so I ended up getting unsalted butter, But i'm not really sure if it was OK.

The Illuminati knows.

169 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5207 13:00 [Del]

Where's the loo?

A laxative always helps.

170 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5207 13:48 [Del]

Can you help me get regular?

No, you may not have fries with that.

171 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5207 13:54 [Del]

May I have an XL beefhat with extra fries to go, please?

Well, I've never seen a happy-go-lucky one, anyway.

172 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5208 00:30 [Del]

Has the world ever known a truly carefree feminist?

>>173, go to the options screen, type in the cheat code, and check the "Don't suck anymore" checkbox.

173 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5208 01:32 [Del]

How do I get my wife to stop fellating other men?

A forty-foot vagina.

174 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5208 09:21 [Del]

How long is your mother's crotch?

Oh, I've lost count.

175 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5208 10:26 [Del]

>>174, how many unfunny jokes pertaining to sex have the horny losers of /dqn/ managed to crap up this thread with?

One and a quarter miles every morning, >>176.

176 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5208 10:30 [Del]

Whats the total lengths of dicks you have sucked in your life, if put end to end, >>175?

Why yes, I do have that, but it doesnt stop me one bit in life, no siree, >>177.

177 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5208 10:52 [Del]

Excuse me, >>176, is that a goat protruding from your head?

Heat it in the microwave for 6:30 on high.

178 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5208 15:51 [Del]

>>177, what should I do with this squirrel carcass the dog brought in and dropped at my feet?

He does that sometimes.

179 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5208 16:41 [Del]

>>178, is it true that squeeks enjoys eating fried human balls every third Sunday of the month?

RANRANRU-

180 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5208 16:41 [Del]

Your dog is humping my leg again.

You can't MASH BUTANS if you don't have any.

181 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5208 22:44 [Del]

>>180 Why would I choose to mash potatoes, as opposed to, say, butans?

>>182 For some weird reason... I dunno, I'm not too sure either, but it creeps me out just thinking about it.

182 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5208 23:06 [Del]

Did you ever suspect that He-Man and She-Ra shared a passionate incestuous relationship?

Because you're a Panda.

183 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5208 23:47 [Del]

Why won't my mittens fit anymore?

Three o'clock next Wednesday.

184 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5209 10:35 [Del]

When does the world end?

　　　　　　　　　　　　　 ⊂　ｎ)　/￣￣￣￣/＼
　　　　　　　　　￣￣￣￣|　| /　OI∀∧ /⊂ﾆ￣)￣
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 |　/＿＿＿_./　　　/
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　|　|　　　　＼　 _　／
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　ヽ　　_　 /　（、< , 　）
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　（　、ゝ,）　∨￣∨
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Yes, we do in fact break the rules by answering the questions above us.

185 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5210 02:00 [Del]

Are you A GAY?
Please answer yes or no; All data after your first word will be truncated.

Probably so, but the logistics of such an approach are mind-boggling.

186 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5210 06:23 [Del]

>>185, I had a great idea for how we can bring down the scummy American imperialists! Sneak into homes and plant bombs in paper bags, with sensors set to detonate when sound pressure levels exceed a certain threshold. Thus, panic sets in as teenagers from all over the world unwittingly bring bombs to their high school, which blow up in the hallways or the cafeteria at lunch! What do you think, would it work?

>>187, I am absolutely not. What I am is a freedom fighter.

187 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5210 06:38 [Del]

>>186, are you from outer space?

>>188, Give up. There is no hope.

188 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5210 07:56 [Del]

Hey, anyone up for a round-table discussion about how we can restore dqn back to it's former glory?

>>189 There's no way a westerner would ever understand.

189 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5211 02:10 [Del]

>etou

This is not a word why did you say it

>>190
Yes, now just kiss her!

190 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5211 02:20 [Del]

What should I do to my girlfriend?

It never went beyond that.

191 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5211 02:57 [Del]

What happened after that?

Kill it before it breeds!

192 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5211 07:45 [Del]

What should I do to my girlfriend?

Yes, repetition is funny, damnit!

193 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5211 09:20 [Del]

Do you still enjoy reading DQN?

Over 9000!

194 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5211 10:22 [Del]

What was the answer to that stupid Vegetable internet meme again?

>>195
( ´ω`) Because you're an idiot, Junior

195 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5211 11:47 [Del]

( '-') Why do I look up to you, Gramps?

( ・-・) Steamed buns

196 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5212 09:35 [No]

( ´ω`) In my day we respected our elders, and we didn't answer their questions with nonsense phrases like "steamed buns". Isn't that right beady eyes?

The enrichment center is required to remind you that you will be baked, and then there will be cake.

197 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5212 11:22 [No]

So what's a quote from an unfunny, mediocre game that has been beaten into the ground?

It's because Shii is a pedophile.

198 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5212 15:10 [No]

>>197 I don't get 4-ch's lack of success in appealing to the mainstream internet crowd. Can you explain to me why it hasn't caught on?

No way. Fuck that, >>199.

199 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5212 20:03 [No]

It's because Shii is a pedophile.

in the dark of night

200 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5212 20:17 [No]

When should I go for 200get?

That's nice.

201 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5213 07:13 [No]

My name is not Squeeks.

Hey man, I don't give you a hard time for your quirks.

202 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5213 07:53 [No]

Why do you answer everything with "My name is not Squeeks", >>201?

>>203, the answer is 42!

203 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5213 08:09 [No]

Hey, Junior -just how old are you, anyway?

Yes, and it's such a shame, too.

204 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5213 19:28 [No]

Has Dakota Fanning hit puberty yet?

Retrace your steps over the past few days, and I'm sure you'll find it.

205 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5214 02:16 [No]

>>204, what the hell happened to my career?

I've tried, but nobody will hire me.

206 Name: Tripcode La La La!PYZX54X2L. : 1993-09-5216 11:24 [No]

>>205, have you gone into business as a professional stalker yet?

>>207, I saw it on Deviant Art. I haven't been the same since.

207 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5216 15:11 [No]

Have you ever seen a morbidly obese Crash Bandicoot covered in his own vomit swallow a tiny Super Mario wearing a gimp suit while simultaneously shitting out a Sonic the Hedgehog that has both male and female genitalia?

It's best not to think about it too much.

208 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5216 16:32 [No]

>>207, what happens when you divide by zero?
>>209, it's because you cry.

209 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5221 21:54 [No]

>>208, Why does it get so wet around here?

>>210, because of the worst worldwide computer-god mafiotic gangsters.

210 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5221 22:37 [No]

>>209, why is there now a "Frankenstein Eyesight" sticker on my TV set?
>>211, because you touch yourself at night.

211 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5222 01:13 [No]

Can you read me the content of >>101's response to >>102?

$30.

212 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5222 01:52 [No]

If you have 50% of $100 subtracted by $20 times a giraffe after it's been subtracted by a gill and a raffle and divided by l

213 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5222 01:54 [No]

... ehh what?

No, you're wrong, go to bed.

214 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5222 03:31 [No]

>>213, is this loli?
>>215, they explode after a while.

215 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5222 08:45 [No]

What happens to stars when they get old?

The worst one yet.

216 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5222 13:52 [No]

>>215 what do you think of this question?
>>217 why shouldn't I answer a question with a question?

217 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5222 16:11 [No]

>>216, what's your name (and don't answer this with another question)?

>>218, that would be awesome. I'll get in touch with my friend at the printing shop right away!

218 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5222 17:09 [No]

>>217 Your friend at the printing shop has something to put in you. Something magical.

>>219 What what what

219 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5222 20:18 [No]

>>218
Have you ever seen a JISAKU JIEN in the dark of night?

>>220
A lime green dancing phallus.

220 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5223 05:18 [No]

What is this thing?

Just once, when I was really, really wasted.

221 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5223 05:45 [No]

Have you ever said "I am really, really wasted"?

Just my whole life!

222 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5223 10:36 [No]

Have you ever wanted to anally ravage a small animal?

Of course I dont do that, what do you think I am, korean?

223 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5223 11:25 [No]

When you have sex, do you do it in the missionary position?

I dunno, I'm thinking Arby's.

224 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5223 20:06 [No]

>>223
Being sadistic, I'd like to get a fast-food job where I can spit in people's drinks... Any idea which restaurants are likely to tolerate (or even encourage) that?

>>225
I am afraid I cannot do that, Dave.

225 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5223 21:35 [No]

>>224 Open the pod bay doors, HAL.

>>226 Did you really call him the Kaiser?

226 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5224 03:01 [No]

Did I ever tell you that story about the time I called my dog 'the Kaiser'?

Anal fissures.

227 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5224 03:21 [No]

Whatcha thinkin about?

This will be the best one yet!

228 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5224 03:25 [No]

What do you think about this lonesome christmas?

Yes, as usual

229 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5224 03:35 [No]

>>228 Has this thread become stale?

>>229 about $35,000 but it will never replace what we lost.

230 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5225 06:24 [No]

>>229
May I stick a fist in your ass for a fee?

>>231
Aww, you shouldn't have.

231 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5225 10:45 [No]

>>230 I came round last night to stick my fist in your ass but you were busy with a dog so I cut your sister into chunks with a bread knife. I hope that was ok?

>>232 It's a million-to-one chance, but it might just work

232 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5225 18:15 [No]

>>231
Will posting obscene content here get 4-ch shut down by the Australian authorities?

>>233
Fool, I warned you not to meddle in the affairs of dragons.

233 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5226 03:54 [No]

Oh St. Peter, what just happened? And why do I smell like tomatoes?

Yeah? Well, that's what you mom said!

234 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5233 21:17 [No]

>>233 But Darth surely you aren't even capable of being a father?

>>234 sur les montagnes

235 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5234 06:00 [No]

>>234 Omlette Du Fromege?

>>235 Yes, you're off by one.

236 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5234 08:20 [No]

>>235 bumsex bumsex bumsex bumsex bumsex?

>>236 bumsex bumsex bumsex bumsex

237 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5234 16:06 [No]

>>236
What happens when you place the word "bum" with "sex" to make a contraction?

>>237
Most likely Squeeks' mom.

238 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5234 23:44 [No]

>>237 Who's responsible for the last five people replying to their own posts?!

>>239
Lava lites.

239 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5235 04:14 [No]

>>238 What's the first thing I should throw away when I redecorate my apartment?

>>240 Three. One to remove the light bulb, one to buy the new light bulb, and one to insert the new light bulb into the empty socket.

240 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5235 07:33 [No]

>>238 How many Production assistants does it take to change a lightbulb

>>241 It's called "pattern", motherfucker.

241 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5235 08:25 [No]

>>240 What's the background pattern here? I really like it.
>>242 The 2004 hit single "I Was Touched (By My Uncle)".

242 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5241 20:37 [No]

>>241 What was your niece's biggest hit?
>>243 A palindrome

243 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5241 21:11 [No]

>>242 What kind of interesting pattern can I construct using only a canal, a man, a plan, and a small Central American country with all those things in it?
>>244 myminicity spam. Lots of it.

244 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5242 03:40 [No]

>>243 What is the best way to spend a Saturday night stuck at the office doing boring shitwork?

>245 I get the part about the goat's milk.... but frankly, I think the bit about the sandpaper may be going a bit overboard.

245 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5242 08:21 [No]

>>244
Okay, so this is kind of topic, but my 16-year-old sister approached me with the weirdest request. After much blushing and beating around the bush, I asked her to spit it out. I knew she wanted something from me. She reluctantly said, "Well...I want you to...um...do something kind of strange for me." Well, we have a pretty good relationship, so I asked her to go on. "Well, you see, I have some fetishes..." I was surprised, but listened quietly until she finished. "I want you to pour goat's milk down my ass, wrap your dick in sandpaper, and fuck me hard."

I was speechless, and told her I would get back to her with an answer as soon as I consulted my most trusted online establishment (DQN.) What should I do?

>>246
Just tactfully offer her a breath mint.

246 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5242 10:58 [No]

>>245 Damn, your never gonna believe this shit. I just went out to dinner with my girlfriend and all of a sudden she starts getting all bitchy -nit picking everything I do, putting me down. Tonight wasn't the first time, either -she's been doing this for weeks. But tonight, something in me snapped and I couldn't take it any more. I grabbed the hot coffee from the table and poured it on her lap, and then jumped onto her, yelling "YIFF IN HELL FURFAG" and hitting her savagely in the face until her nose was a flattened pulp and she was spitting out teeth and blood. Here's the catch -I still love her, so what can I do now that will keep her from leaving me?

>>247
It's in you windows.

247 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5243 12:23 [No]

>>246 My memory keeps disappearing, but where does the fault lie? Is it in the hardware, the applications or the users?

>>248 Norwegian wood

248 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5243 16:50 [No]

>>247 What should i cook?

>>249 42

249 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5243 18:18 [No]

AHHHHH MOTHERLA- wait.. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS! WHAT IS THIS TALK OF MITTENS?!?

www.sovietrussia.org

250 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5243 19:03 [No]

Where does the internet browse me, >>249?

That's what they want you to think, >>251.

251 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5243 19:30 [No]

>>250 Isn't it January and not September?

Grandpa's pants, >>252.

252 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5253 19:34 [No]

Where did I leave my mittens >>251?

Elementary, my dear >>253

253 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5253 20:41 [No]

>>252, what is the best age group to have sex with?

>>254
No way. No fucking way that's ever going to happen.

254 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5254 05:49 [No]

Do you think I should go outside today?

It's technically impossible to answer your question 255-san

255 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5254 23:45 [No]

Are you lying to me >>254-kun?

I have only your best interests at heart >>256-chan

256 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5255 02:04 [No]

Why did you maim me down there, >>255?

I'm calling the police >>257

257 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5255 03:49 [No]

>>256, what are you going to do about the retards who reply to a bunch of threads with stupid crap?

>>258: Shiraneeyo.

258 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5255 04:21 [No]

>>257, what is something I could say to sound like an incomprehensible weeaboo?

>>259: Play Doom for 8 hours and call me in the morning.

259 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5255 13:06 [No]

>>258 How should i compensate the miss of sexual activity?

>>260 Do not use the hamster

260 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5255 23:36 [No]

>>259 Which is more suitable for usage as a weapon, a gerbil or a hamster?

>>261 They're both raving mad.

261 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5256 13:47 [No]

>>260 how can either of these rodents help us win the war on terror?

>>262 somebody's thumb, and it feels like Christopher's

262 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5256 14:04 [No]

>>261 what has just moved inside me?

>>263 It clearly stated "Use on head".

263 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5258 18:12 [No]

What did that character in the chat room say I should do with this shoe again?

It was never about the money.

264 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5258 20:41 [No]

>>263 Why didn't you rob him? You keep saying every single damn day that you would love to see him take a fall, even if you had to rob him yourself!

>>265 Oh. I always forget that.

265 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5258 22:09 [No]

>>264 Why is she pregnant? Did you use condoms?

>>266 Idiot, don't throw your mobile phone into beer.

266 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5258 22:34 [No]

>>265 Dude! Taste this shit!!

>>267 Good thing I had my horse, then.

267 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5261 09:01 [No]

Didn't you realise it was illegal to suck donkeys, >>266?

I tried my best, >>268

268 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5261 13:17 [No]

Can you give me a good response, >>267?

>>269 Jeff, put down your dick and get a knife.

269 Name: （ ´_⊃｀） : 1993-09-5264 18:06 [No]

>>268 Hi, I'm Jeff. I've been trying to slice this tomato with my dick, but it isn't working. What should I do?

>>270 Conan O'Brien

270 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5264 20:04 [No]

>>269 Damn it, I was looking for Conan the Barbarian! Who the heck was that?

>>271 No! It is a lie.

271 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5265 00:27 [No]

>>270 Would you like some bundt cake?

>>272 Well, if you're going to pay me...

272 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5265 01:49 [No]

>>271 WILL YOU SUCK MY DICK? I'LL PAY YOU.

>>273 No, you broke my heart. ;_;

273 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5265 02:39 [No]

>>272, Are you satisfied with the surgery I performed on you?

>>274 Fuck.

274 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5265 04:04 [No]

>>273 What's the most versatile word in the English language?

>>275 The Penis Mightier

275 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5265 04:18 [No]

>>273 I'm bored, what should I do?

>>275 Flick the lights on and off, jump on the bed, scream, and throw a bottle of tequila at the wall.

276 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5265 04:31 [No]

>>274, what should I title my work of historical erotica starring Cardinal Richelieu?
>>275, how does one properly enjoy a soccer game in La Mexicana?

>>277, I wish. It's machine code.

277 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5265 04:47 [No]

>>276 Did Steve Jobs really get laid that last Saturday?

>>278 That'll be very difficult to do, if not impossible.

278 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5265 08:16 [No]

>>277
MAKE BRAWL NOT SUCK.
>>279
BECAUSE YOU ARE HEADCRAB ZOMBIE.

279 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5265 14:06 [No]

WHY DO I FEEL SO OUT OF PLACE AMONG THE OTHER UNDEAD LICE IN YOUR GROIN >>278?

>>280 That's the third time somebody asked me that today

280 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5265 20:20 [No]

Why am I so fucking stupid?

Should I keep trying?

281 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5265 21:12 [No]

Could you ask me a question, you ungrateful illiterate?

There's a bomb in the lasagna.

282 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5265 22:05 [No]

Please could you misspell your ice cream and pasta right after calling someone illiterate, >>281?

There's nitroglycerine in the tagliatelle, >>283

283 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5266 16:45 [No]

>>282 Would you answer this with a minor variation of the previous post?

>>284 Second star on the left and straight on till morning.

284 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5266 18:01 [No]

>>283
How do I get home?

>>285, she's obviously sending you on a wild goose chase.

285 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5266 18:16 [No]

>>284, a crazy old woman at the park told me to go run after a bunch of birds. Why?

>>286, Toshiaki Kita.

286 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5267 12:29 [No]

>>285 I have to design a high-resolution extreme-ultraviolet imaging spectrometer with aberration-corrected concave gratings and I'm panicking about it. Can anyone help?

>>287 The Enigma Variations.

287 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5273 23:31 [No]

What is subtitled 101 ways to clean your butt?

I never inhaled.

288 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5274 05:23 [No]

Amazing! How did you ever manage to prevent yourself from drowning when you swam to the bottom of the lake?

There is no word in the English language for that, and so I can not answer your question.

289 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5274 10:04 [No]

etou?

No, not rly.

290 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5274 15:51 [No]

Dosn't usn only lf t lphbt mk ommunton dffult?

Don't ask me I'm new around here myself.

291 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5274 16:51 [No]

Only if the manual says you can.
How do I post?

292 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5274 21:03 [No]

Do you think if we lifted up the steel-bladed, gas-powered lawn mower with our soft, fleshy, unprotected hands we could successfully use it to uniformly trim the tops of the hedges, thereby saving time that we could better use to finish off the keg?

Tim's.

293 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5275 23:22 [No]

Whose tiny voice is calling God's blessing on us, every one?

Topsy's.

294 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5276 00:13 [No]

Turvy's?

You're out $35.

295 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5276 06:29 [No]

WHAT?

?I love you?

296 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5276 08:10 [No]

What would be a gentler way of saying ‽I fucking hate you DQN‽

Temporarily disabled.

297 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5279 00:35 [No]

How's your cock?

baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me no more

298 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5279 02:59 [No]

Whats the safe word again?
I think my phone is broken

299 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5279 04:49 [No]

Hello, I'm Tim from the Phone-Care Society. We're doing a national survey and would like to know the state of your phone, please.

I only do it sometimes.

300 Name: Not a Tripcode (still)!PYZX54X2L. : 1993-09-5279 10:53 [No]

Is it true that you regularly fap to pictures of dragons?

Well, technically yes, but you can only carry so much broken glass in a garbage bag before it tears.

301 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5290 22:39 [No]

Has Germany cleaned up its act since Kistallnacht?

Because we love each other

302 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5290 23:15 [No]

Why do we always get arrested for indecent exposure when we go out in public?

Go on baby, it won't bite. I promise.

303 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5315 00:28 [No]

Can I play with your snake?

Mercury, the metal, not the planet.

304 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5315 15:50 [No]

What do they put in silver dental fillings?

Ayanami Rei.

305 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5316 00:43 [No]

What villain is responsible for neglecting this great thread?

Slavic tribes.

306 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5316 00:49 [No]

Who really owns the media?

A condom, a piece of foam rubber, a Pringle's can, and an o-ring.

307 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5316 05:33 [No]

What did you put in my bento this time?

Even though I anticipated it all week, I ended up blowing it up.

308 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5316 08:59 [No]

What did you do regarding your prostate exam?

I really liked it, my foot hurts now though.

309 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5316 17:02 [No]

Well? What did you think of my newly forged iron codpiece?

Don't feed it after midnight.

310 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5317 02:50 [No]

I caught a loli, how do I keep her hungry?

That's disgusting. You're sick!

311 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5317 03:48 [No]

Excuse me, pizza delivery for Mike Hawk. Pepperoni right?

Yes, please keep doing it.

312 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5317 03:58 [No]

Do you enjoy having your genitals rubbed vigorously with coarse sandpaper?

Lead.

313 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5317 10:58 [No]

What's your favorite kind of pipe?

That's what she said.

314 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5317 11:34 [No]

Is it in yet?

Don't ask me, ask Squeeks.

315 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5317 12:28 [No]

Are you Squeeks?

My name is Squeeks.

316 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5317 13:00 [No]

Why are you masturbating loudly under my daughter's bedroom window?

It's where all the women are strong, all the men are good looking, and all the children are above average.

317 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5317 13:16 [No]

What is the Elitist Superstructure of DQN?

Unique.

318 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5317 15:09 [No]

What is it?

No.

319 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5317 15:11 [No]

Can I have a cookie?

Eat a butt.

320 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5317 15:21 [No]

No.

Why?

321 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5317 15:32 [No]

You've just messed up the whole question/response dynamic we had going here.

Liver of blaspheming jew.

322 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5317 20:35 [No]

What are McDonald's hamburgers really made of?

Mountain. Heavy are the mountains, something that changes through the ages. Sky. Blue sky. Something visible, something invisible. Sun. Something unique. Water. Something agreeable. Commander Ikari. Flowers. Many of them alike, many of them useless. Sky. Red, red sky. Red color. Red color that I hate. Water flow. Blood. The smell of blood. A woman that does not bleed. Made from the red soil are humans. Made by Man and Woman are humans. Town. Something that humans made. Eva. Something that humans made. Humans are what? Something that God made. Humans are things which humans made. The things I possess are my life and mind. The vessel of a mind. Entry plug, the throne of a soul.

Who is this? This is me. Who am I? What am I? What am I? What am I? What am I?

I am myself. This object is me, the figure which forms me. This is the me that is visible, though it feels as if this is not me. A strange feeling. My body seems as if it is melting. I cannot see myself. My figure is fading away. I am aware of someone else. Who is there before me? Ikari-kun. I know this person. Major Katsuragi. Dr. Akagi. People, my classmates. The pilot of Unit Two. Commander Ikari. Who are you? Who are you? Who are you?

323 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5317 21:21 [No]

Could you post some deconstructionalist flim-flam for me?

Well, that depends on what the definition of the word "DQN" is.

324 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5318 01:09 [No]

Does it make sense to post erotic Lord of the Flies fanfiction here?

Maxwell 4.7 GB DVD+R

325 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5318 12:52 [No]

What is DADDYCOOL inserting into his penis these days?

i'm a big fat butt

326 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5318 14:22 [No]

What type of butt are you?

The cap of a bic pen.

327 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5318 15:46 [No]

What's up the chicken butt?

Because they are telepathically controlling President Bush's mind.

328 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5319 09:12 [No]

daddy why do chickens run around like that after you do the pen cap thing and then chop their heads off?

329 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5319 12:29 [No]

Why did you have to go and ruin it?

Extra spicy.

330 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5319 12:56 [No]

What exactly is Amu-chan from Shugo Chara?

It's a product of the special flow-through design.

331 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5319 13:14 [No]

Why do laxatives make me poop so much?

USB Dongles.

332 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5319 21:31 [No]

What weapon am I gonna get?

It is a pejorative term used to refer to dark-skinned people, mostly those of Black African ancestry. For centuries, it has held negative connotations, and in modern times, in most contexts, it is considered a racial slur. However, it can be a synonym for "person" in a controversial effort to "reclaim" the word for general use.

333 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5319 21:48 [No]

Why's this nigga so crazy, nigga?

Nigga please.

334 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5320 01:19 [No]

How dare you say "Nigga"! Will you please me more polite?

BELIEVE IN ME WHO BELIEVES IN YOU

335 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5320 07:20 [No]

What shoul I do, Chuck?

ξ・∀・）

336 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5320 14:19 [No]

YOU DID IT!! HOWWW>>>????

337 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5320 15:30 [No]

Eh? Wot?

338 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5320 21:03 [No]

Can you not do it right please?

My cat is getting pretty old.

339 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5320 22:15 [No]

Haven't you got anything better to do than get threads back on track?

That's a pretty crap answer to my question, by the way.

340 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5320 22:50 [No]

What is love?
SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!11

341 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5320 23:01 [No]

What would make a great spoiler?

My dog's been spayed.

342 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5320 23:02 [No]

Why is your dog.... odd?

343 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5321 00:37 [No]

Would you do me a favor and ignore this question?

I'd rather not have my face implode.

344 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5321 00:54 [No]

Wow! Would you just look what the large hadron collider is doing now?

Bu-n

345 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5321 00:55 [No]

WHY DOES IT HURT WHEN I PEE? OH WAIT... THATS BU-N NO BURN

ANAL SEEPAGE

346 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5321 01:25 [No]

WHAT IS COMING OUT OF MY BUTT!!!

Eliot Spitzer

347 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5321 02:23 [No]

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

That depends on whether we're talking about transference of consciousness into a new body at regular intervals, or indefinite preservation of the body.

348 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5321 10:23 [No]

Are you a zombie?

Orange Pekoe.

349 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5321 10:35 [No]

What's broken now, >>348 ?

Not since >>252

350 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5321 12:05 [No]

>>349 What happened to ittens?
>>351 PARTY HARD

351 Name: ( ´ω`) : 1993-09-5321 13:43 [No]

WHAT IS IT TIME TO DO?
ANAL SEEPAGE

352 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5321 17:45 [No]

What's that on your chin?

Only when I laugh.

353 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5321 17:57 [No]

When do you choke?
Emergency Mittens

354 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5321 19:09 [No]

When Cardcaptor Sakura shouted "Release!", what was she REALLY talking about?

Was Tomoyo's stalking character learned behavior, or inherited?

355 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5321 19:11 [No]

Can You Answer With A question?
Tomatoes

356 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5321 20:36 [No]

Have you discovered any life-forms better able to learn the principles of this thread than DQN?

Both. Remember Sonomi's relationship with Nadeshiko.

357 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5328 23:17 [No]

Are you male or female?

Engineer.

358 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5333 22:45 [No]

who in the thousands pits of hell made that dildo protruding from your ass?

bowler hat.

359 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5334 00:42 [No]

Is there anything a man can wear that's more homosexual than a feather boa?

Kind of like Cool Ranch Doritos.

360 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5334 05:37 [No]

What does religion taste like?

AZERTY.

361 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5334 20:08 [No]

Zhqt the hell kind of French keybqrd lqyout doesn*t qlloz for eqsy use of qccented chqrqcters§

The Mossad.

362 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5334 20:10 [No]

What does religion taste like?

AZERTY.

363 Name: Jack Phoenix : 1993-09-5334 20:14 [No]

What was your originary face before you were born?

Sweet like child tears at a baptism.

364 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5334 20:35 [No]

What does your anus taste like?

I'm afraid I can't let you do that, >>364.

365 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5334 20:42 [No]

Could you please address the answer to this question to yourself, >>364?

A fist-sized ball of fish kimchee.

366 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5334 20:47 [No]

What did you find in the treasure box?

KAGE WA BUNSHIN NO JUTSU~

367 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5335 10:57 [No]

Could you give me a single proof of what kind of weeaboo you are?

Interesting.

368 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5335 15:00 [No]

I found seven more uses for a ship rib!

Well it's because the previous answer was not phrased as a reply to a question.

369 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5335 15:04 [No]

Did you know I can suppress my gag reflex?

G=[n'μ(0)'+n''μ(0)''+n'''μ(0)''' + RT(n'+n''+n''') ln P]+ RT(n' ln y' + n'' ln y'' + n''' ln y''')

370 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5335 18:54 [No]

What noise do I make on the toilet every night?

It makes you jump.

371 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5336 22:29 [No]

What happens if I push the 'B' button?

It was there yesterday.

372 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5337 01:53 [No]

It's soooo beautiful....

373 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5338 00:52 [No]

How did the R-34 Nissan GT-R look?

the worst thing that could ever happen to a computer.

374 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5342 13:07 [No]

What's an erection?

Only if you promise you'll marry me one day.

375 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5342 14:09 [No]

Excuse me, may I pass through here?

There are four lights.

376 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5342 16:25 [No]

Why is it so bright in here?

Frosted.

377 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5342 21:08 [No]

What happened to the butts?
I'll the you later.

378 Name: Un Panda : 1993-09-5343 01:56 [No]

Puis-je vous inviter pour le thé?

Nein.

379 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5343 03:14 [No]

Weilst du mit mir ein eis essen gehen?

A Smith and Wesson.

380 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5343 22:57 [No]

What goes best with uncooked oatmeal that isn't dairy and, preferrably, is low in sugar?

Check under the bed.

381 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5343 23:16 [No]

Where the fuck is the cat?

Serj Tankian

382 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5343 23:20 [No]

Who is the best singer?

John Kerry.

383 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5344 01:01 [No]

Who's yo daddy?

She tearfully admitted that she'd had sex with around 100 men in her life, but insisted she had changed.

384 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5344 02:40 [No]

Who is Jamie Lynn Spears?

A FUCKING ASSFUCKER

385 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5344 05:23 [No]

What the fuck was that, Elwood?

Rollers.

386 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5344 19:16 [No]

What's rolling?

Red meat.

387 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5344 20:37 [No]

Wait... what did they use in those kebabs?

Stolen panties.

388 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5344 21:22 [No]

What did you get for Christmas?

Haskell.

389 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5344 23:44 [No]

What did you name the cat?

Dysentery.

390 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5344 23:47 [No]

Why do furfag threads on 4chan keep getting sage'd?

Idealization

391 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5345 03:49 [No]

What do furfags do to moot?

Monopolization of the market.

392 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5345 08:07 [No]

What's the goal of your favorite board game?

http://127.0.0.1/phpmyadmin

393 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5345 11:31 [No]

OMG GUYS HOW DO I H4X WEB SIGHT?

The communist manifesto.

394 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5345 12:11 [No]

>>393
http://www.mithral.com/~beberg/manifesto.html What's that?

>>395
He must be honored.

395 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5345 12:19 [No]

How do you think my friend feels about getting butt-raped by me when I was drunk the other night?

I let my wife watch me play Super Mario World for at least 3 hours every day. She truly has a happy life.

396 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5345 12:35 [No]

You've kept your wife locked in the basement for the past 10 years? What does she do all day? Moral objections aside, it must be rather boring.

I get it, I get it! I just don't think the Pope is responsible is all!

397 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5346 04:57 [No]

HAGGER?

Daron Malakian

398 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5346 13:53 [No]

Ah, so you were molested as a child. By who, may I ask?

She smells like strawberries.

399 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5346 16:38 [No]

What's the smell of her sweet pussy juices? Does her follow the rule "salty coins and milk"?

I don't know why, but I suddenly love mittens.

400 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5346 16:42 [No]

So how's it going with the preschooler you kidnapped yesterday?

ASS AND TITTIES. ASS ASS AND TITTIES.

401 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5346 18:21 [No]

What's your favorite thing about a woman's personality?

Therapeutic moisturizing cream.

402 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5347 02:24 [No]

What's that white stuff everywhere?

An alternative to funerals.

403 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5347 02:26 [No]

Can you describe necrophilia in four words?

If I could have a girlfriend like Kona-chan, I would, but otherwise, I wouldn't be willing to do that.

404 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5349 01:15 [No]

Break laws involving age?

WD-40

405 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5349 03:52 [No]

What do they put in McDonald's milkshakes?

A crowbar, probably.

406 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5349 04:01 [No]

wat

Shavo Odadjian

407 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5349 21:10 [No]

Who is someone that the next poster doesn't care about.

The shortest short bus on Earth could not handle retardation of that level.

408 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5350 00:10 [No]

It's over 9000

Afterwards he made a rather snide remark about latex and penises.

409 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5350 00:10 [No]

It's over 9000

Afterwards he made a rather snide remark about latex and penises.

410 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5350 00:24 [No]

>>408-409 is a double nigger

411 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5350 00:26 [No]

WHO THE FUCK BROKE THE THREAD?

John Dolmayan

412 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5350 00:27 [No]

Who is Manic the Hedgehog's hero?

Sparta

413 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5350 03:42 [No]

What's a band that I always meant to check out but never did?

Royal semen

414 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5350 05:17 [No]

What do you think royal rainbow would look like in even gayer version?

No, and she forgot to give it back.

415 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5350 11:15 [No]

So, did your mother take your virginity with your consent?

I really don't care.

416 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5350 11:51 [No]

By the way I think I have yet to mention that I am running a stage 1 Gentoo installation with sick CFLAGS. Since I've overclocked the best nVidia has to offer I have enabled every visual effect. I'm using a patch to make the cube have more ploygons to use additional virutal desktops. I hadn't mentioned it, right? Right?

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417 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5350 20:01 [No]

What is the best thing to say to a Beosfag?

kjoGHWI*URTH*&)_RH@*$&RHE NO CARRIER

418 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5350 22:26 [No]

Hello, NYNEX? May I speak to your sales department, please?

مایلم نخستین یادداشت امسال را به مقوله نوآوری به منزله تابلوی راهنمای سال جدید و بحث پيرامون برخی ‏ملزومات ونیز موانع نوآوری در ایران امروز اختصاص دهم و به مسئولیت ها ومشکلات دولت در این باب ‏اشاره کنم.

419 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5350 23:38 [No]

Buenas tardes/noches. ¿Habla usted inglés? Necesito ayuda. ¿A donde va este tren/autobús?

I'd say about 60%. Not that I know the first thing about the topic.

420 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5352 19:03 [No]

What percentage of people in San Francisco are gay?

65536x65536

421 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5352 20:18 [No]

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾, what kind of resolution are you running these days?

Dolly Parton's engorged bosom.

422 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5352 21:25 [No]

What is the worst use of plastic products?

Silent but deadly.

423 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5353 21:14 [No]

Who are ninjas?

NO. YIFF IN HELL FURFAG

424 Name: 　 : 1993-09-5353 21:25 [No]

　　へ-ﾍ
　ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ　　Yaranyaika?
～(,_ｕｕﾉ

　　へ-ﾍ
　ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ　　I'm going to have to ask you to stop that, nya.
～(,_ｕｕﾉ

425 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5353 22:12 [No]

Can I rub my elbow in your eyesocket?

You know that's illegal in all 50 states, Washington DC, Canada, the Dominican Republic, and is just about probably the most disgusting thing I've ever heard of.

426 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5353 22:13 [No]

I just broke into some sap's house, stole all his shit, and killed his kids. What now, bitch?!

But the instructions say TWO eggs!

427 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5354 00:17 [No]

　　へ-ﾍ
　ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ　　I'm going to have to ask you to use THREE eggs.
～(,_ｕｕﾉ

　　へ-ﾍ
　ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ　　Don't worry, I've got your chump right here. I know I can make him use three of 'em.
～(,_ｕｕﾉ

428 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5357 02:34 [No]

How many fingers should go in the throat?

Super Mario Bros./Duck Hunt

429 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5357 06:29 [No]

So, is there any games that every best friend in the world forgets to return to the rightful owner?

Ask Mike, he might know the answer, because he's doing it almost every day.

430 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5357 10:25 [No]

How's anal sex?

The frog's not alive anymore.

431 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5357 13:58 [No]

How's the frog going since Gaile went away?

And yet I thought DQN was a friendly place.

432 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5357 14:51 [No]

>>431 Have you heard, mr.293 called mr.292 "a smartass knowitall buttkissing fuckmitten"? (http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1188947808/292-293)

>>433 Yeah, that's why that fatty nerd hit him!

433 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5358 00:27 [No]

The other nerd claimed that the one cliffhanger in Star Trek is just one episode.

Just another question that gives a headache to the person who attempts to answer it.

434 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5358 11:11 [No]

How do I shot web

DQN DQN LOLWUT?!

435 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5358 22:20 [No]

You act like you're from /b/. Where are you from?

Your request has triggered the archival process for thread 1193768411

436 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5358 22:56 [No]

I don't have a witty question for that.

Fuck you.

437 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5359 02:25 [No]

So... I was kind of drunk last night. What did you guys do to me anyway?

Oh, but of course. As a logical objectivist, I wouldn't have it any other way.

438 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5359 03:58 [No]

Would it really be right to ejaculate into my wife's cereal every morning?

About 2 gallons per day.

439 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5359 08:29 [No]

About how much are you ejaculating?

no, no, there is no way that you can put it inside there.

440 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5359 10:27 [No]

Some boy on the street told me to "stick it in the pooper". I blushed and ran away. Though I'm not sure... should I do as he said?

Hey, that was MY money!

441 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5359 13:55 [No]

Is it OK if I bought myself something with some guy's money?

PACHUKA.

442 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5359 23:02 [No]

I just wrote a new book. What should I call the 100 tentical monster?

I dig

443 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5359 23:24 [No]

Are you going to dig your grave or do I have to shoot you right now?

Sorry, Mr. President, my wife ate it.

444 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5360 01:09 [No]

Hey Cheney, where's that pile of $10,000,000 in $1 bills I promised Osama for 9/11? I swear it was right here.

I can only carry 50 chickens at a time.

445 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5360 01:38 [No]

Tyrone, tell me again why you can't cater our annual black pride meeting?

She wanted to play with my Wii.

446 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5360 03:47 [No]

How did you know she was wiitarded?

Hala bubla.

447 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5360 09:04 [No]

What do you say right before you climax to your partner?

It's really the reason I don't spend money on them any more.

448 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5360 13:26 [No]

Don't you hate how oppai balls nowadays are just made of plastic filled with gel-type stuff, instead of real woman-flesh donated from the morgue?

Yeah I'm going to go back over there soon. This shit is just unacceptable.

449 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5361 21:53 [No]

There was a 100 yen discount at Yoshinoya, and it was extremely crowded, what will you do?

Al Gore's house.

450 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5361 22:54 [No]

Where the fuck are you?

COCKS

451 Name: ( °ヮ^) : 1993-09-5362 01:20 [No]

What do you call a bunch of free, wet, squishy, flapping roosters?

Never again, son.

452 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5362 06:28 [No]

Dear dad,
I spent all money of our family gambling, then crashed your car and caused a fire that destroyed our house... Dad, will you belt me for this?

Hello? I can't hear you! Hello? Hello? Please speak louder! I can't hear a thing... hangs up

453 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5362 12:10 [No]

Hello, I am here with Credit Repair incorporated, and I can save you a bundle on interest and late fees.

Mexico

454 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5362 14:20 [No]

Which country is supposed to celebrate Cinco de Mayo?

Shoruken

455 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5362 14:43 [No]

Wait... you said you were cosplaying Naruto and then you got WHAT in your ass?

He tried to take a dump on Red Square.

456 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5362 18:10 [No]

Why are you crying?

Pickles.

457 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5362 20:35 [No]

My friend sent me a link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzOpjBOzMqA but I can't open it right now. Could you possibly tell me what's there?

Yep, at first it was so hard to understand. But later I felt that it was so dynamic and filled with the action!

458 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5362 21:29 [No]

What are you, some kind of faggot?

It's what's for breakfast.

459 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5362 23:07 [No]

Hey nurse! Nurse! Something just came out of my butt. Can you tell me what it is?

An octagon.

460 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5363 04:33 [No]

I said AN OCTAGON JUST CAME OUT OF YOUR BUTT. jeez. You need new batteries for that hearing aid.

Looks like soap to me.

461 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5363 04:41 [No]

What!? Something got all over you that made you forget to ask a question? What did it look like?

Well, you take a left at the next stop sign.

462 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5363 15:09 [No]

Hey, I'm looking for the bus to perdition. Can you tell me where the bus stops?

Coldly and without any hint of emotion.

463 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5363 15:12 [No]

What's having sex with Golgo 13 like?

I didn't do it, blame Squeeks.

464 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5363 17:06 [No]

Why is the DQN RSS/Live bookmark feed broken?

Thirty-three.

465 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5363 21:41 [No]

How do you pronounce >>33さん's name?

Forty-six and five

466 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5363 21:46 [No]

Uh, doctor, what is a normal human body temperature?

I checked it very thoroughly and that quite definitely is the answer. I think the problem, to be quite honest with you, is that you've never actually known what the question is.

467 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5365 00:07 [No]

Are you sure we should rape this 9 year old girl?

Dat's cause I'm a tru nigga.

468 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5365 00:18 [No]

Why does your car have insanely huge wheels?

Hexavalent chromium.

469 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5365 03:42 [No]

What do you recommend in a metal surface treatment for this part? It has to be hard, tough, extremely resistant to corrosion and wear. Oh, and insanely poisonous.

Mup da doo didda po mo gub.

470 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5365 04:06 [No]

Tell me one argument why is your race superior?

They need to do way instain mother> who kill thier babbys. becuse these babby cant frigth back?
it was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids . they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden ; i am truley sorry for your lots

471 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5365 10:12 [No]

Why did I find 3 dead kids in my front lawn?

To be honest, I really didn't enjoy it as much as I thought I would despite all the hype behind it. I got all ready for it too and was seriously let down due to it being too short.

472 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5365 10:58 [No]

?????????

Cock goes in mouth, vagina, and ass.

473 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5365 14:06 [No]

What was it your mom told me again?

Parsimonious.

474 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5365 21:14 [No]

What is a word that 99% of English speaking people don't understand.

Nissan Twin Turbo Z.

475 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5365 21:20 [No]

You flushed WHAT down the toilet?

Only if I can yell it as loud as possible.

476 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5365 21:27 [No]

Will you please tell some lie about who is guilty in the case?

It is one of the few things that is made in China, but isn't junk.

477 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5366 00:16 [No]

<丶｀∀´> Tell me nida what is hanja nida~~?

It has to be true; I read it in Ha'aretz!

478 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5366 04:34 [No]

Hala bubla?

HELLO JAPANESE, I AM HAPPY YANKEE

479 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5366 04:51 [No]

日本人がない。貴方ですか？

Thanks to advancements in science and medicine, that is no longer a worry.

480 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5366 09:12 [No]

I just sucked you off. Does that make us gay?

No. I don't think so. Not for another 30 or so years.

481 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5366 09:58 [No]

Do you think the advancements in science and medicine are advanced enough that I won't become gay by touching balls with another man?

No. You cannot rub your balls against mine.

482 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5367 00:54 [No]

Wanna play some b-ball?

My wife thought it was creepy when I revealed to her that I had amassed a collection of 11,284 pictures I had taken of her and 4 pairs of panties I had stolen from her before we even met, but she was flattered nonetheless.

483 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5367 11:52 [No]

so i herd u liek mudkips.

No. I don't......

484 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5367 13:00 [No]

Do you think you're capable of not failing?

Chad Warden's from Gay Town.

485 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5368 00:25 [No]

How gay is Chad Warden?

Equal to the number of Catholic priests that are sex offenders.

486 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5368 03:55 [No]

Hey, >>485, how many times have you been molested?

No, my penis does not do that under normal atmospheric pressures.

487 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5368 07:05 [No]

Hey, do you think it would be possible for you to get an erection while standing under the unbelievably dense gas giant atmosphere of Jupiter?

I was trying to download a Clinton screen saver.

488 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5370 10:49 [No]

Why is there a white mark on your dark skirt?

I figured out eventually that I need to reboot.

489 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5370 12:12 [No]

How is your mother after the bukkake?

I haven't had two ages ago.

490 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5370 13:11 [No]

>>489, were you the one that keeps sage'ing this thread??

I would say that that is one of the signs of an infection.

491 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5371 01:38 [No]

Short, wiggly tentacles have started to sprout from my eyeballs. I think it's because I've been watching too much anime, but what do you think?

Koreans. Both south and north.

492 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5371 02:48 [No]

<丶｀∀´> Where could I find some kimchi nida

<丶｀∀´> So the great nation of Corea will come before japan in alphabetical order nida

493 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5371 06:54 [No]

Why did the written Latin alphabet begin differentiating between the phonemes /g/ and /k/ in the 3rd century BC?

Thus always to tyrants.

494 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5375 08:09 [No]

What is the English translation of the state motto of Virginia?

No, I could never do that after seeing that horrible Sweeny Todd movie.

495 Name: ( °ヮ^) : 1993-09-5375 20:34 [No]

Did you have your period this month?

496 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5375 20:34 [No]

I would never mess up a post like that, are you serious?!

497 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5375 22:36 [No]

Hahahahahaha you fucked up your post you dumb piece of shit you think you're funny hahhahahahahhaahhahaahahahahahahhahahahahahha die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die died eie dide die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die di eidm die die die die die die die die die die die die die die e die die die die die die die

498 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 00:47 [No]

What did >>495 do?

Sometimes. But I also think that Americans could use more lube.

499 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 06:16 [No]

Are you a real tightwad?

No, I've never injected that.

500 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5376 13:37 [No]

Intravenous liquid eyeliner is supposed to make sexier?

Female Trouble is the best movie ever.

501 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5377 03:39 [No]

Say... Could you tell me the name of the best movie ever?

It was like a nigger... Only slightly less niggery.

502 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5377 03:48 [No]

How was your date with the affluent black professional?

Because of all the added sugar. That's what gives you pimples, too.

503 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5377 04:44 [No]

Why do I get so hyper after eating out my 9 year old daughter?

It was apparently because the probe was touching it, which was enough to cause it to malfunction occasionally. Such a minute detail being the cause kind of annoys me, but I'm just glad it's sorted out.

504 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5377 22:35 [No]

Why exactly did our ENTIRE empire crash under the influence of a mere rabbit, duck, and bald idiot with a shotgun?

You mustn't have fed him enough carrots. The excess tends to go straight to his bulbous thighs.

505 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5379 11:48 [No]

why does my rabbit appear non-rabbit-like?

That would have happened if the Playstation 3 sold as quickly as the Wii.

506 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5379 12:30 [No]

Sup bitches, dis Big Papi Chad Warden here. I can't believe dat da Wii is tryin'a say it's better when its controller looks like a DIL-DOE. You think dat PS TRIPLE woulda done somethin so gay?

She lives in her big sister's shirt.

507 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5381 20:51 [No]

What happened to my pet mosquito?

That happens when all your base and snakes on a plane combine.

508 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 00:01 [No]

Randy Constan ate my balls. Why, god? Why?

A triple-word score.

509 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 00:33 [No]

What do scrabble addicts brag about

Battleshits world champion.

510 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 15:55 [No]

If you could transform, what would you become?

Her midriff.

511 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 16:37 [No]

What is the most erotic part of a female?
Macaroni and cheese.

512 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 17:41 [No]

What does the discharge smell like?
A thimble is good for that.

513 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 19:01 [No]

I want to try sticking something in my urethra while masturbating. Any suggestions?

I would never do something like that.

514 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5383 01:07 [No]

Ever moon the president of the USA?

515 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5383 01:07 [No]

Living on video.

516 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5383 01:18 [No]

>>515 >>514 you fooked it all up!

Where do you live?

The Jews did it.

517 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5383 01:20 [No]

Who the hell fooked up the thread?

You better BUST THAT if you gon' pull that.

518 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5383 18:02 [No]

There is a lever; what do I do?

Final Fantasy 9

519 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5383 21:22 [No]

Which video game had the worst minigame ever?

I found it in a dumpster.

520 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5383 21:45 [No]

Where did you get your mittens?

Tubular!

521 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5384 01:49 [No]

How does a surfer explain pipes?

Greatest application of duct tape outside ducts.

522 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5384 04:09 [No]

I taped my friends mouth shut with ducttape is this awesoem y/n

He created the Sonic 1 Beta Hoax. Also, he doesn't afraid of anything.

523 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5384 17:19 [No]

Who the fuck is Cyan Helkaraxe and why is he playing chicken in the middle of the street in front of my house?

Five times, maximum.

524 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5384 19:12 [No]

How many times can I be hit with a sledgehammer before getting permanent brain injury?

Mariko Morikawa.

525 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5385 04:06 [No]

Hey, who was that one Japanese chick with the MASSIVE HOONS?

At least it's not mittens again.

526 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5385 18:07 [No]

( ﾟヮﾟ) Orange you glad I didn't say "Who's there?"

I suggest you take one suitcase packed with nothing but toothbrushes.

527 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5386 13:49 [No]

I'm going to prison, and I want to corner the market on improvised shivs. Any suggestions?

It all went downhill after I said "What's crack-a-lackin', mah nigga?"

528 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5386 14:47 [No]

So how did your interview with Bill O'Reilly go?

Beets are the worst vegetable on the planet.

529 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5386 15:50 [No]

What's the best source of organic perfume?

There's something about the shape of the coke bottle that speaks to me.

530 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5386 17:33 [No]

How on Earth did you get that stuck THERE?

It's like coffee, but better.

531 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5386 19:26 [No]

What's your opinion of morning blowjobs?

I have to admit, that was actually a really nice use of the Tannerin.

532 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5386 23:14 [No]

So when Doraemon stopped and shouted "Don't think, feel!" what was your reaction?

Itty bitty baby, itty bitty boat.

533 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5387 15:54 [No]

What is, in your opinion, the most important thing one must habeeb in their life?

Well, it started out good, got really horrible in the middle, then got good again, but then it was over.

534 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5387 16:18 [No]

So how did your statement-against-society self immolation go?

It takes a lot of practice, but once you finally get the hang of it, you realize that it was really nothing special.

535 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5387 18:10 [No]

What does OO programming have in common with giving rimjobs?

No, thank you; I am far too old for those sorts of shenanigans.

536 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5387 18:41 [No]

Voulez-vous couche avec moi?

It makes you sneeze out of your ass.

537 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5388 00:40 [No]

What happens when I eat yams?

Soybeans are used as a substitute for certain foods, so what substitutes real soybeans?

538 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5388 01:07 [No]

Can you please answer this question with another question?

They are a substitute for real soybeans.

539 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5388 05:59 [No]

What are fake soybeans for?

Pink, high and mittens.

540 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5388 06:02 [No]

Wait, why aren't you throwing away all of these styrofoam packing peanuts?

At first I was really scared, but then I relaxed after I realized it was opposite day.

541 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5388 06:35 [No]

What's my favorite Andrew Bird song?

A movie montage of interstate highways.

542 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5388 10:03 [No]

What's the best visual accompaniment to a medley of Eagles hits?

I tell ya, you haven't lived until you've tasted that sweet, sweet flavor.

543 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5388 12:11 [No]

So I heard you ate out a dolphin yesterday. How did that go?

Rank leaders, reminder: 100 sterilized credits permits non-mechanical reproduction simulation.

544 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5388 22:02 [No]

Friend Computer, how can I get a blow-up doll for my troops?

I didn't know she wasn't Polish.

545 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5388 22:44 [No]

Do you have any idea why you are in prison now?!

Somebody got that idea from the Nerd/Otaku thread.

546 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5388 23:38 [No]

If I were to raise the money to fund a team of scientists and programmers to develop a highly advanced, sentient AI which could sort my collection of Ayanami Rei images, do you think that would be faster than sorting it manually?

That was part of their campaign against tobacco.

547 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5389 00:05 [No]

Why do the British call cigarettes "fags"?

That is why the newest Nissan GT-R is hideous looking, and lacks an inline 6 engine.

548 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5389 04:03 [No]

Wait, you mean Nissan managed to hire Miyamoto away from Nintendo?

He eats more Pocky than Mizuho.

549 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5389 05:55 [No]

Where the hell does his paycheck go every week?

Because you spent all your money on 1-900 sex lines.

550 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5389 12:34 [No]

Why does it always seem like I'll never be able to afford a fleshlight?

I'm done! I've had it with your stupid questions! GO AWAY!

551 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5389 12:42 [No]

Are you gay?

The double standard on toilet humor.

552 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5389 12:50 [No]

Do Christians like Bonfire Night because it involves burning faggots?

You must be a complete loser.

553 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5389 13:53 [No]

Didn't you know I just spent half the whole Sunday trying to perform a backflip on a trampoline?

I swear WORLD-1 is a good name for a wrestling stable! No doubt about it!

554 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5389 21:19 [No]

Is WORLD-1 a good name for a wrestling stable?

Yes.

555 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5389 22:22 [No]

why is she such a slut?

you shouldn't buy things with money.

556 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5390 00:03 [No]

Yo im gonna buy things with money

Because according to the famous musician it is the greatest way to live and I trust that fucker.

557 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5390 00:08 [No]

Excuse me while I kiss the sky?

The soon to be released videogame "Anaru Densetsu"

558 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5390 00:28 [No]

What are you going to put in your butt this Saturday?

It's extreme.

559 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5390 00:32 [No]

What did Soulja Boy buy when he was in Japan?

That's a gundam, not a transformer.

560 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5390 01:06 [No]

I played CRASH DUMMIES on SNES today.

Seriously, it's Daft Punk.

561 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5390 01:48 [No]

What group had that Galaxy Express 999 tribute?

If a Blu-Ray disc was the diameter of a Laser Disc, how much data could it hold?

562 Name: sage : 1993-09-5390 06:51 [No]

I am tempted to say over 9000 but instead i say Canada!
and your doing it wrong.
-Viewers please skip this reply-

563 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5390 10:33 [No]

>>560-562 let's ignore these

Is that a transformer?

DQN stands for DIQS

564 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5390 21:22 [No]

DQNDQNLOL?

No, you may not pass through here.

565 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5390 21:34 [No]

I seek audience with your lord in yonder castle. May I pass?

I don't believe I'd call that a crusade, no. A rabble, perhaps. A mob if I'm feeling generous.

566 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5390 23:20 [No]

So have you heard about the Internet Crusade against Scientology?

1-5-0 yen for crying out loud.

567 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5391 03:21 [No]

Yes, your Japanese whores are very attractive. However, I have a rape fantasy. How much extra do I have to pay and what will they do to accommodate my fantasy?

No, FIRST they saw me rolling, Then they began hating. Shortly thereafter, they started patrolling, and finally, they proceeded in their attempt to catch me riding dirty.

568 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5391 04:09 [No]

Hey, is it true you got a ticket for having sex with a 7 year old while driving?

Only when I'm feeling bored.

569 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5391 13:33 [No]

How do the interweb have babies?

No you only get one when dress like an bear then cops will ticketed you.

570 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5391 18:51 [No]

What happened to the Panda threads?

crossing the streams with ghostbuster's equipment causes that.

571 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5392 00:45 [No]

Why has the price of marshmallows dropped so low, and is it related to a third of New York City residents having been diagnosed with diabetes?

Forty rods to the hogshead.

572 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5392 11:13 [No]

How many rods to the hogshead?

How dare you.

573 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5392 12:08 [No]

How many penises does an octopus have?

Birds.

574 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5392 13:34 [No]

What is the words?

It was after my second packet of blueberry poptarts when I first noticed.

575 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5392 15:17 [No]

Did you notice a sign in front of my house that said "Dead Sonic Cultfag storage"?

Touhou hijack lol

576 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5392 16:26 [No]

Pettan, pettan, tsurepettan?

We were attacked by a dfc the size of Akiba.

577 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5392 18:15 [No]

I herd there was some excitement at the Macross Frontier screening last night, what happened?

Well, you have to make sure the lid is on tight, cuz you sure as hell don't want it leaking while you've got it up there.

578 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5392 19:12 [No]

Boy, it sure is hard being a grave digger. Alright, >>577, will you maneuver the crane to pick up the coffin?

No, I'm afraid torrenting is bad for the environment.

579 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5392 19:35 [No]

Don't you think you should download some movies to watch on your Hummer's backseat entertainment system?

Yeah, and I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for that meddling Shigeru Miyamoto!

580 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5393 00:17 [No]

Weren't you the chap trying to release an original Nintendo game last year?

I do not normally draw anime because I am not a faggot.

581 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5393 01:27 [No]

You draw some good looking comic strips. Ever consider anime?

It is a vortex of space and time, opened up by that kind of thinking.

582 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5393 04:40 [No]

Whenever I think about Sylphiel from Slayers, my sweatpants bulge out, just under the waistline. What the hell?

It all started when I brought home that stray cat.

583 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5393 04:55 [No]

How... exactly does one end up as a furry, anyway?

You freak, pickles are for EATING, not... that.

584 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5393 04:58 [No]

...so anyway, LONG story short, I'm banned from the supermarket now. Is that fair?

Because we're out of lightbulbs, genius.

585 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5393 05:06 [No]

Damn, this hot wax is dripping all over my hands. Why am I holding this "genuine mystical voodoo candle" again?

Well, all I know is that I wouldn't be seen in public with that thing on.

586 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5393 09:13 [No]

Damn, wouldn't you like to try on that invisibility cloak?

The anime for that will be released this December.

587 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5395 00:01 [No]

Can I interest you in a free copy of The Turner Diaries?

>>677

588 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5395 00:45 [No]

When did the "time travel" thread jump the shark?

No, my arse still hasn't quite been able to heal from last time.

589 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5395 01:59 [No]

Can I spend some quality time with you?
It's questions like that which cause me to laugh at people with faith in humanity.

590 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5395 03:26 [No]

So, do you think the people in Romance will ever actually be not ronery?

You're one hundred years too young to challenge me, pup.

591 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5395 03:39 [No]

(・∀・) I think it's time for you to stop making threads, Grandpa!

I'm pretty sure that that is NOT what a speculum is supposed to be used for.

592 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5395 04:18 [No]

Can you take a look up my nose and tell me if you see my brain?

A solid gold, diamond encrusted atomic bomb.

593 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5395 05:17 [No]

What would be America's secret weapon if it had a black president?

Oral-B Advantage Glide Whitening for superior toothbrushing.

594 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5395 06:26 [No]

AAAAAH! A SHARK JUST BIT OFF MY LEG! IT'S COMING BACK FOR MORE! OH GOD, I CAN SEE ITS BLOODY TEETH! WHAT SHOULD I DO?

IT'S IN THE SHARK'S STOMACH WITH MY LEG

595 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5395 14:51 [No]

Where is your new Oral-B Advantage Glide Whitening toothbrush?

Kingdom of Loathing.

596 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5395 16:21 [No]

I'm looking for something to do that will help me kill a few hours each day without actually making me feel any less board. Any ideas?

Second door on the left.

597 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5395 16:24 [No]

I'm looking for something to do that will help me kill a few hours each day without actually making me feel any less bored. Any ideas?

Well no SHIT she's your mother; that's why I did it.

598 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5395 17:42 [No]

щ(`Д´щ) WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY did you send pictures of your penis to my mother?

Second star on the right, then keep on until morning.

599 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5396 04:55 [No]

Man, I wanna stay up all night doing coke with Robert Downey, Jr. How would you suggest I go about this?

Because he dropped the fucking database AGAIN.

600 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5396 06:46 [No]

Why is my DBZ hentai page giving me 404s?

Well, you've just answered your own question.

601 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5396 09:12 [No]

Have you answered your own question?

It's only like that because they want it to be like that.

602 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5396 10:25 [No]

Why is it like that?

Me.

603 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5396 11:03 [No]

Who posted all these replies?

You.

604 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5396 11:12 [No]

Who's that that says "who's that" when you say "who's that?"

No, it's not nearly DQN enough for me.

605 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5396 14:00 [No]

Do you ever post on 4chan's VIP board?

606 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5396 18:19 [No]

Why are you refusing to speak to me?

Overall, it's not as good as, say, a sandwich.

607 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5397 06:11 [No]

So, trolling aside, do you really think Lucky Star is any good?

What happens in Goobertown, stays in Goobertown.

608 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5397 10:31 [No]

I wanna pick my nose freely, where do I go?

A house built from duct tape.

609 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5397 16:06 [No]

I'm wanting to build a bomb shelter. What is the best thing I can hope for on my budget?

Click here or I will punch a dog...

610 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5397 16:11 [No]

What's PETA's new online advertising slogan?

The principle is the same.

611 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5398 01:50 [No]

If I am an American that is Jealous of an R34 Skyline GT-R, is it possible that there is a Japanese that strongly desires a ZL1 Corvette?

612 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5398 01:53 [No]

Who was that dipshit that forgot to post an answer?

This happens when there is a short circuit in rei's cloning vat.

613 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5398 03:48 [No]

Why the hell is there Purplesaurus Rex Kool-Aid all over the living room?

Gordon Bennett.

614 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5399 04:14 [No]

Good news: I just made tender, sweet love to your mother. Bad news: She died a week ago.

Five. Five dollar. Five dollar footlong.

615 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5399 11:18 [No]

I'm really hungry, what do I eat.

discount dental surgery.

616 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5399 12:24 [No]

What's not normal these days?

You really should not.

617 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5399 13:38 [No]

Should I post here if I want a question answered?

I use random.org for that.

618 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5400 01:18 [No]

Where do you get such incredibly stupid ideas?

Because you will fall ass first on a pine tree.

619 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5400 05:46 [No]

Why is trampolining in the forest a bad idea?

o/~ Oh the year was seventeen seventy-eight... o/~

620 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5400 15:44 [No]

Do you know when my sister was born?

ざえくせくしおなあ~

621 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5400 16:28 [No]

Ζωή μου, σᾶς ἀγαπῶ?

THIS IS SPARTA

622 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5400 17:18 [No]

狂気である？

Naw, man, I can't operate that way.

623 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5401 13:33 [No]

Can you do a dazzling triple backflip?

OKAY I HEARD YOU THE LAST 5 TIMES YOU TOLD ME!

624 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5401 15:12 [No]

Can you hear me now? Good!

I think so, but we'll never get a monkey to use dental floss.

625 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5402 00:59 [No]

Have you ever considered getting into the zoo animal hygiene business?

The result was that it put someone in a persistent vegetative state.

626 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5402 01:50 [No]

I've heard you can get a buzz by choking yourself, want to try it?

That's because red is the color of love. <3

627 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5402 02:50 [No]

Okay, I know that some foodstuffs can be used during foreplay, but WHY CHILI PEPPERS?

ENOPARSE

628 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5402 11:07 [No]

What is a computer command many people have never seen?

foot odor + armpit odor + ball odor + ass odor.

629 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5402 13:45 [No]

Can you describe yourself with a simple math equation?

It turned out to be nothing but a week's worth of dried semen.

630 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5402 17:32 [No]

What are the eleven secret herbs and spices in KFC original recipe?

Very fair.

631 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5402 17:47 [No]

...so anyway, LONG story short, I'm banned from the supermarket now. Is that fair?

Peanut butter is the apex of civilization.

632 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5402 18:20 [No]

What did the computer tell you when you asked it for the most important piece of information in existence?

You sound ready for an anal raping.

633 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5402 19:19 [No]

OMG hi u guyz~ ^______________________^;;;;

I just tried to cut and paste from a book to IRC.

634 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5402 22:25 [No]

Why should I never let you play with scissors and glue again?

Well, Sasuke did it in a naruto episode so I thought I could

635 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5402 22:27 [No]

Why do you have pieces of paper glued to your monitor?

Leave me alone.

636 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5402 22:46 [No]

Hey. Hey? Hey! HEY! HELLO! HEY, FUCKER, CAN YOU HEAR ME?

That is... suboptimal.

637 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5402 23:50 [No]

I use a Chevy Suburban for one reason. To drive me to the office.

That will improve golf more than the invention of the giant titanium club.

638 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5403 01:31 [No]

Okay, I'm glad that you are secure enough in yourself to experiment sexually, but why in the hell would you TELL ANYONE that you can fit a tee in your urethra?

Better wrap up tight; it's getting a bit chilly.

639 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5403 02:33 [No]

How bad is global warming?

Old energy saving light bulbs have mercury. How do I dispose of one safely?

640 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5403 02:35 [No]

So, got a random question you want to ask, just to break up the thread a little?

It's better with whiskey.

641 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5403 06:52 [No]

>>640, do you like fucking little girls?

>>642, you should apply more pressure with your forefinger.

642 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5404 00:57 [No]

Why can't I type stuff into my Spectrum computer?

Because somebody spilled perchloric acid, that's why.

643 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5405 02:36 [No]

Why is the carpet smoking?

x^2 + 7x + 53 == 11/3

644 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5405 03:36 [No]

But how can you PROVE that pineapples are actually vegetables?

Normally, sharks can't swim through the air. Oh shi-

645 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5405 15:13 [No]

How did my friend get his hand bitten off?

2 trains collide at 200 MPH.

646 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5405 16:07 [No]

What really happens as a result of Multi-Track Drifting?

Rocks fall, everyone dies. I said, ROCKS FALL, EVERYONE DIES.

647 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5405 18:31 [No]

Hey, what would happen if a loud noise caused an avalanche here? What? I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

It's the product of Sergei Mosin and Emil Nagant's sweet, sweet lovemaking.

648 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 02:58 [No]

Who invented the greatest Turk-killing device the world has ever seen?

That's what the pineapple juice is for.

649 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 04:36 [No]

Doesn't your mother complain about the aftertaste?

Yeah, they all made fun of him... But damn if he didn't die with a smile on his face.

650 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 05:53 [No]

You remember that guy that died of botox overdose?

Kilgamayan in a skirt.

651 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 15:36 [No]

What was the worst Reimu cosplay you've ever seen?

Ursula's Kiss.

652 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 20:14 [No]

After I've received Ursula's Blow Job, what do I need to be careful of?

Five Arby's roast beef sandwiches.

653 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 21:38 [No]

What's a better deal than Five Dollar Foot-longs?

Wow, I didn't even think that was physically possible!

654 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5406 22:21 [No]

is this awesome? http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=8025752f6cfbb65dd377

Your only hope is to marathon every episode of the a-team without rest or nourishment, even if it results in your death.

655 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5407 02:59 [No]

I am becoming sexually attracted to Mr. T, although I am not gay. Help?

I don't CARE that it's one of the most popular sports in the world, it's goddamned boring.

656 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5407 05:00 [No]

Come on, amigo! Let's watch some futbol! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAL!

In the order you listed them: yes, yes, no, yes, hell yes, maybe if I was drunk, no, and holy fucking shit no.

657 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5407 23:09 [No]

So... Sakaki, Tomo, Osaka, Nyamo, Kagura, Kimura-sensei, Yomi and Chiyo?

I can't wait to piss on his grave.

658 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5408 01:32 [No]

What do you intend to do after Bush dies?

Pissing on the third rail doesn't cause that. However, shitting on the third rail does.

659 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5408 23:54 [No]

Electrocution, my ass!

IT'S THE MOTHERFUCKIN' REMIX!

660 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5409 00:19 [No]

Which version of Mozart 29th are we listening to?

It's alright, just don't tell anyone.

661 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5409 03:15 [No]

What should I do if I find myself posting to DQN?

I find them too pretentious to listen to.

662 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5409 18:45 [No]

Have you ever been to /tv/?

I don't care, it's not my problem.

663 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5409 19:32 [No]

Hey guys, have you heard that 4chan is...

Fuckin' peace and love, that's what!

664 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5409 21:01 [No]

What have you been doing since you've figured out how to have sex with abstract ideas?

Nice try, Christopher

665 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5409 22:50 [No]

Hi, my name's Crystal, and you look cute, wanna go out some time?

It is the sound of abject failure.

666 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5410 00:01 [No]

What is the sound made when someone falls off the 23rd floor?

Fun with wireframe graphics.

667 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5410 02:52 [No]

Why was Battlezone so awesome?

Sir, I flat-out OBJECT to your use of THAT WORD!

668 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5410 11:30 [No]

Hey, I hear that lots of people are going to 4chan these days...

Klaatu, barada, nicotine.

669 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5410 13:48 [No]

Canadian progressive rock band, synonym of Chrysorrhoas, found in tobacco ?

This is unexpected of you, James.

670 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5410 14:38 [No]

Come Hell or high water, Chester, I shall appoint Matthews to the Supreme Court! What say you now?

They are not as good as pomegranates.

671 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5410 16:22 [No]

So this girl I know asked me if I was interested in an orgy... I've never been in an orgy before, what are they like?

Because of all the people with bold names.

672 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5410 22:10 [No]

Why do I feel like I'm on [spoiler]/prog/[/spoiler]?

Do not do it.

673 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5410 22:17 [No]

I'll do it! I SWEAR I'LL DO IT!

No, that is not something you can use MRTG for.

674 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5410 22:27 [No]

This thing can download new ringtones; right?

Fine thanks.

675 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5411 03:32 [No]

You can either pay a nominal fine, or we can remove a testicle. Which do you choose?

It's only more homoerotic because of the baby oil.

676 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5411 22:32 [No]

My diaper wearing buddy gives me an incredible boner. Why?

That is where defective condoms are disposed of.

677 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5411 23:05 [No]

Why is China so overcrowded?

POOF! I disappeared like a ninja!

678 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5412 00:02 [No]

is dat you scorpoim?

I want him to suck my cock.

679 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5412 04:16 [No]

You want to see Baneus Singollo?

NO. PERMISSION NOT GRANTED.

680 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5412 14:06 [No]

I hear that persimmon juice will help with your deafness. Would you like to try some?

Because I've gone back to hanging out on bargiko these days.

681 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5412 17:05 [No]

I wonder why DQN has been so quiet lately?

As for you, >>682, you should just stick to today's special.

682 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5412 17:54 [No]

With magic everywhere, a world for us to share,
And friendly faces hoping that you'll want to meet us there...

It's the best place to tell people to "gb2".

683 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5413 14:46 [No]

What is kindergarten?

A ratio of 22:1

684 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5413 15:21 [No]

What is 7π?

I would, indeed, tap that ass.

685 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5413 22:25 [No]

Somebody here has a beer tap on their ass. What would you do?

Evolution in the wrong direction.

686 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5413 23:40 [No]

You wanna start posting on 4chan with me?

Doing it twice will result in a ban.

687 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5414 21:05 [No]

Is it permissible to politely disagree with MODD on trivial matters?

It's real because I believe it's real.

688 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5414 21:23 [No]

So how's your love life?

I'd rather eat glass.

689 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5414 23:00 [No]

Have you tried eating shit as solution to your problem?

Naturally a person such as you has never tried that.

690 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5415 00:13 [No]

Have you tried hax0ring a rom

Nein!

691 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5415 03:31 [No]

Wünschen Sie mich meine Faust von Ihrem Arsch entfernen?

It's because of that damned Designated Hitter rule.

692 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5415 23:56 [No]

Why is watching Baseball so boring?

That is what the world would be like if Elvis was never a rock star.

693 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5416 00:59 [No]

"Why do you listen to rock and roll music if you are not black?"

James Clerk Maxwell.

694 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5416 04:50 [No]

check the pantry.

695 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5416 04:59 [No]

>>698 you shouldn't wear women's clothing

696 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5416 08:39 [No]

Who are you trying to imitate with that bad-ass beard?

Well, fuck >>694 and >>695, I like to play by the rules.

697 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5416 22:10 [No]

WTF is with those incorrect posts?

Miyabi Hayama

698 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5416 22:33 [No]

Hey, who was that one fat Japanese chick with the MASSIVE HOONS?

Not until after Bil Keane dies.

699 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5416 23:14 [No]

Can I wear women's clothing yet?

Only Lee "Scratch" Perry knows for sure.

700 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5417 02:28 [No]

So is The Clash's song "Complete Control" a polemic against the greediness of the music labels, or against the stratified nature of society itself, or what?

I think it's a stupid goddamned idiom, actually.

701 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5417 14:07 [No]

What are your thoughts on "The American Dream"?

Hey nigger, it's just a sailor uniform. QED.

702 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5417 18:15 [No]

So I take it you are from 4chan, then?

First, we determine what the problem actually is.

703 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5418 01:49 [No]

And so i'm having sex with a hot girl, what is wrong with this situation

A wrestling match between Mariko Morikawa and Miyabi Hayama.

704 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5418 03:22 [No]

What excuse could I ever have for using the word "hoonery"?

A custard pie in the face.

705 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5418 12:41 [No]

What happens when the 3 stooges try to bake a pie?

http://izumu.kir.jp

706 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 00:29 [No]

Where are all the fat people in Japan?

That will happen as soon as the women's sumo league has as many viewers as the men's.

707 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 03:35 [No]

When will we finally see a wrestling match between Mariko Morikawa and Miyabi Hayama?

It tastes better once you take it out of the bottle.

708 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 17:02 [No]

Why does ramnune take like a marble?

That is why you never see girls shitting.

709 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 17:13 [No]

My eyes were clawed out by a bear, why God, why!?

A mexican lorry driver, and a hell of a lot of lube.

710 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 18:56 [No]

How do most illegal immigrants enter the US?

Well, he's no Cyan Helkaraxe, that's for sure.

711 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 20:52 [No]

Who programmed this BBS?

The only thing a fat fetishist desires more than a wrestling match between Mariko Morikawa and Miyabi Hayama.

712 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 22:14 [No]

Have you seen those goddamned Bibendum cosplayers?

The last time I saw him, he was at the beach.

713 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 22:33 [No]

Where was Baneus Singollo yesterday?

no now go away

714 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 22:59 [No]

Can I pass through here?

I don't like grey areas in my chicken.

715 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 23:04 [No]

What do you think about cloned meats?

Try using vinegar instead.

716 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 23:54 [No]

Wine is too expensive to season a special meal. What else should I use?

Phase 1: Collect underwear
Phase 3: Profit

717 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5420 03:05 [No]

Right, I get it, but what are phases 1 and 3?

Most of the cinnamon we eat in this country is actually cassia.

718 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5420 04:06 [No]

My plan is to eat a teaspoon of cinnamon powder, do you see any fatal flaws?

It's because the "Mariko Morikawa verus Miyabi Hayama" thing seems to have escaped this thread.

719 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5422 00:55 [No]

Why should I stop spreading memes?

Deep discount vasectomy

720 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5422 02:54 [No]

Excuse me, what the hell are you doing with that stapler?

Poopsmith.

721 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5422 02:59 [No]

What did you think of "I Am Legend"?

A whole lotta' duct tape.

722 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5422 04:35 [No]

I want a really shiny suit. Any ideas?

Honi soit qui mal y pense.

723 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5422 05:00 [No]

What's the appropriate response to people who speak ill of Asia Carrera?

All were surprised at this unexpected response.

724 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5422 06:38 [No]

What did you think about >>726's post?

Onions, stat.

725 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5423 23:13 [No]

I need to knock someone out with bad breath. What should I do?

726 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5423 23:23 [No]

Awful quiet today, ain't ya?

Simple braggadocio.

727 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5424 02:52 [No]

What's your favorite font?

It's the bee's knees.

728 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5424 03:46 [No]

What is all this chitinous dust that I shook loose from the cats' pyjamas?

It beats the hell out of playing cards.

729 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5424 12:24 [No]

Why do teen boys play AD&D?

An energy drink more powerful than espresso.

730 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5426 04:36 [No]

God, why would someone go down on Flash?

Okay, it's obvious that you're just trolling.

731 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5426 05:46 [No]

BUTTSS BUTTS NEGRO DONG DICK?

They do not understand.

732 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5426 07:22 [No]

Why can't my family accept my used fabric softener sheet fetish?

That's because after two hits, you won't be able to hear shit!

733 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5426 09:20 [No]

Why is this implement called the “two-hit damper”, good sir?

it carries out and is w

734 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5426 12:32 [No]

Why do 2channers laugh with w's?

null exception pointer

735 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5426 13:13 [No]

Since I use lisp, my other car is a cdr. You there, java user, what is your other car?

BBcode, of course

736 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5426 16:58 [No]

What is love?

no eating in the library

737 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5426 23:02 [No]

Besides the no fapping rule, what's the stupidest rule of a library?

If you try hard enough, but it's not worth it.

738 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5427 18:03 [No]

Is it possible to peruse DQN in the library without breaking out laughing, and subsequently looking quite insane?

Fiction section, third aisle from the door.

739 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5427 18:37 [No]

Where do I find ``Assault of the Tentacled Monstrosity VIII: Virgin Reaper''?

Pretty cool and on Fridays.

740 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5427 19:05 [No]

Do you hate furries? (reaction to answer would be "wat")

Can't fucking find it either

741 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5427 21:42 [No]

Where the hell can you pirate Nagitoh Mikoshiro’s work?

3.25 inches. On a good day.

742 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5427 22:21 [No]

How much rain falls in an area of 1 cubic centimeter in Scotland every minute?

I'm sure you can find it somewhere on the internet, or if not, in the back-alleys of Japan.

743 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5428 00:46 [No]

Where is the Japanese fatgirl pr0n?

It is PINK POSITIVELY.

744 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5428 01:00 [No]

What does Moank mean?

kusosure

745 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5428 02:00 [No]

これは何ですか？

A great big hug.

746 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5428 23:39 [No]

What precedes "a kiss from me to you"?

Honestly, I find that incredibly offensive.

747 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5429 01:52 [No]

Hey, Bill O'Reilly! What's crack-a-lackin', mah nigga?

We should go bra shopping.

748 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5429 16:11 [No]

I just broke up with my boyfriend, what should i do?

White Adidas.

749 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5430 01:40 [No]

When your ass got kicked, what shoe got stuck in it?

The computer animated movie that happened between Tron and The Last Starfighter.

750 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5430 01:57 [No]

What was Doc Smith's best work?

Because "anigao" scares the piss out of me.

751 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5435 19:36 [No]

Why don't you want to meet anigao girls?

That is why there is a man with an owl's head up his ass.

752 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5436 00:46 [No]

Okay, I can accept that the goddess Athena has come to earth, but why do you say that she's in a bad mood?

That is not the sort of world I would want to live in.

753 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5436 01:39 [No]

Choose the internet and being oned with the lonely Lain Iwakura instead XD

It's fun, although it's quite lonely there....

754 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5436 01:46 [No]

What is it like living in a world where there is no distinction between questions and statements.

Because >>753 is a goddamned wap.

755 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5436 01:56 [No]

Hahahahaha.....hah?

Because you are fool thats why....

756 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5436 02:45 [No]

If I were >>755さん，why would I want to keep posting in this thread?

Thanks, I grew it myself!

757 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5436 10:05 [No]

You have the most lovely erection.

It's the reason why I chew on pen caps so much.

758 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5436 17:35 [No]

Do you have a constant subconscious craving for penis?

A greased up butt-naked spaniard laying wait in the bushes to prey on children.

759 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5436 21:52 [No]

What should i get my grandmother for her 70th birthday?

He likes french toast.

760 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5437 01:13 [No]

What should I feed a greased up butt-naked spaniard laying wait in the bushes to prey on children?

There's no such thing as a "3D complex".

761 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5437 14:15 [No]

I constantly get bashed for having a 2D complex, but isn't having a 3D complex just as bad?

My boxers were torn to shreds.

762 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5437 16:50 [No]

What happened when you met the greased-up butt-naked Spaniard laying wait in the bushes to prey on children?

It made Asia Carrera cry. ;_;

763 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5437 22:12 [No]

What happened when the Otaku was raped by the Yakuza?

It's all in the sunglasses

764 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5438 02:46 [No]

Why is Corey Hart so damned cool?

Every alternate Thursday.

765 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5439 00:34 [No]

What is that secret society meeting you attend and aren't supposed to talk about?

The day China stops putting lead paint on Children's products.

766 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5439 00:49 [No]

When will you stop capitalizing the word "children"?

That's the worst game I've ever heard of.

767 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5439 02:19 [No]

Ever head of the game called "Lets count sand"?

The song that was unpopular before it was remixed several years ago.

768 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5439 04:46 [No]

What the hell is this "ｳｯｰｳｯｰｳﾏｳﾏ(ﾟ∀ﾟ)" crap I see everywhere?

Everybody hates him.

769 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5439 19:20 [No]

What's your honest opinion of Raymond?

About 11 minutes.

770 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5439 20:32 [No]

Holy shit! How long do you think that elephant just pissed for?

Er, that's definitely not the manufacturer's intended use for it.

771 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5439 20:38 [No]

I was trying to hang a picture, but couldn't find a hammer, so I used my Aneros to pound the nail into the wall! Cool, eh?

In that case, the warranty is definitely void.

772 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5439 20:38 [No]

I was trying to hang a picture, but couldn't find a hammer, so I used my Aneros to pound the nail into the wall! Cool, eh?

In that case, the warranty is definitely void.

773 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5439 20:47 [No]

My roommate ruined my Aneros using it to hammer a nail into the wall... do you think I can get an RMA?

That's what happens when you double post.

774 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5439 20:59 [No]

Why do I feel really damned stupid right now?

Ham sliced into the shape of a swastika.

775 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5439 21:05 [No]

Do you want me to pick up anything at the deli on my way home today?

Because deep, deep down you know you enjoyed every second of it.

776 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5439 21:18 [No]

Why did I watch all the way through Lucky Star even though I found it quite boring?

BIG GAY DICKS IN MY FACE

777 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5439 23:55 [No]

What do you like?

Ponies.

778 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5440 00:20 [No]

So, what's your fetish, then?

Gleipnir.

779 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5440 00:20 [No]

So, what's your fetish, then?

Gleipnir.

780 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5440 00:22 [No]

What could not ever possibly be the reason that I keep mousebouncing today?

Because I triple-posted just now.

781 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5440 07:40 [No]

Why are you such a faggot?

She made my penis tingle.

782 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5440 07:46 [No]

So why do you think the UK should still have a queen in this day an age?

You answered your own question.

783 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5440 12:03 [No]

If 42 is the answer to "Life the universe and everything" then what is 6 times 9?

That is where the most insane fanboys and fangirls are.

784 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5440 18:55 [No]

>>783, Why didn't I see you at the furry Dress-up LARP animeCon?

That's what we I'd call a sticky situation!

785 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5440 21:52 [No]

i was walking along and there was some glue what do i do

YOUR MOM WORKS THE GRAVEYARD SHIFT

786 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5441 02:13 [No]

WHY DOES MOM DISAPPEAR IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT?

That is as gay as Liberace times 10,000.

787 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5442 03:07 [No]

Chuggo has a new self help book out?

Hmm. Maybe you should buy it then resell it once the collecter's value takes the reins.

788 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5442 03:23 [No]

I was thinking about buying a first edition of Chuggo's new self-help book. It's gotta be good for a laugh, right?

It's the thigh-high boots.

789 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5442 03:56 [No]

Why is it so hard to walk in my new maid outfit?

Sure, here you go: http://squirrelsinmyattic.blogspot.com/2006/08/dolphins-in-history-and-films.html

790 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5442 04:01 [No]

>>543 made me curious. Tell me, >>789, have you any advice?

It is caused by watching too much TV.

791 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5442 05:29 [No]

Why do I get the urge to buy things when various unidentified bodily fluids seep from my eye sockets?

Open yourself up.

792 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5442 14:56 [No]

How can I see my intestines?

A throat infection probably.

793 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5442 15:40 [No]

By killing yourself slowly.

If I can hold entire objects in my foreskin, such as cellphones and apples, what is an efficient use for such an appendage?

794 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5442 16:06 [No]

Hey, who forgot the rules of this thread?

That much pot is equal to what was smoked in order to produce every hit song during the 1960s.

795 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5443 08:01 [No]

I have a confession to make. That huge CRT HDTV box I got in the mail...did not have a TV inside.

This is not an English word why did you say it.

796 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5443 16:52 [No]

えとう。。。

That is the fundamental difference between us and the VIPPERs.

797 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5445 19:47 [No]

I see the front page of DQN doesn't include the thread, "KIKES [PART XVII]"

That was a funny joke, can you repeat it again?

798 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5445 20:13 [No]

( ﾟヮﾟ) Orange you glad I didn't say "Who's there?"

Of the two, I prefer egg drop soup.

799 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5445 23:22 [No]

Egg drop soup with pee in it, or fat tiu cheung with poo in it?

Sorry, I’m disgusting like that.

800 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5446 00:50 [No]

When will you stop carrying a skunk under your armpit?

It was what happens when you duct tape and electrical tape in one repair.

801 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5446 06:18 [No]

I just fixed my duct tape wallet and it exploded in my pocket! What the hell?

Registering opponents. Registering opponents. Registering opponents. Registering opponents. Registering opponents. Registering opponents.

802 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5446 18:15 [No]

>>801, what is... love?

A whiff of grapeshot

803 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5450 02:19 [No]

What does a battle with a pirate ship smell like?

It is the Japanese girl that is somewhere between Mariko Morikawa and Miyabi Hayama.

804 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5450 08:41 [No]

Which one looks like your dog?

Pineapple sprinkles

805 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5450 17:58 [No]

How do they make teflon stick to the pans?

A little to the left, please.

806 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5450 20:15 [No]

>>805 How would you like your political ideology today?

>>807 You can, but it might leave a rash.

807 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5453 03:00 [No]

Can I apply gay magic to a child under age 10?

Try placing it in a narrow slit. I tried this before, and it increased in size by 20-25 cm.

808 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5455 01:31 [No]

How do I increase the size of my dick?

Don't try that, or you will have a permanent scar.

809 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5455 20:13 [No]

Can I use a Dremel to clean the wax out of my ears?

Flip it over and try again.

810 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5456 00:40 [No]

How do I reboot the etch a sketch?

It is what happens when the South Park episode "Goobacks" is played backwards.

811 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5456 14:17 [No]

What is a Hurblegleep?

Your friends will take it from you and burn it.

812 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5456 14:30 [No]

What will happen to my porn?

Bloody fingers

813 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5456 14:34 [No]

What happens when you close a door haphazardly?

No, no. He was clearly angry at the balloon, not the tuna sandwich.

814 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5456 18:07 [No]

How bad does a tuna sandwich have to be to cause a guy to throw it at a balloon?

The #1 gas that huffers die from inhaling.

815 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5456 19:07 [No]

Do you have ANY idea what oxygen is?

It was uninteresting, and obnoxiously anticlimactic.

816 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5456 20:33 [No]

what did you think of the new Dark Knight movie?

they taste like a diarrhea-filled crepes.

817 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5456 21:44 [No]

Hey, how do you like my new 'turd sandwiches'?

Fascinating.

818 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5458 04:01 [No]

What's your opinion of DQN?

Gotta have soy sauce on sunny side up

819 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5462 01:24 [No]

How can I confuse the lady at the breakfast joint?

The greatest captcha ever randomly displayed.

820 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5462 02:36 [No]

So what's the deal with unutt?

The number of flavors in Dr. Pepper and spices on KFC chicken combined.

821 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5462 03:32 [No]

What's my winning lotto number?

Because you got into a fight with a Jehovah's witness.

822 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5462 04:00 [No]

Why is my car filled with 4000 copies of Watchtower?

She is clearly a homosexual person.

823 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5462 18:25 [No]

Why won't she admit she loves me?

Because his ghost is pissed off at Bill Gates.

824 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5463 13:14 [No]

Have you been to Jon Postel's old place? Why is there "IRQL NOT LESS OR EQUAL" written in blood on the wall?

As soon as she mentioned wanting to fist me, I fled.

825 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5463 17:28 [No]

Make a funny sentence with you captcha!

North east from Google, near the border of the internet.

826 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5463 20:19 [No]

Where on the www where my kids can safely visit with out seeing naked boobies and subsequently becoming warped for life?

Network Marketing.

827 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5463 22:45 [No]

What is the modern name for Pyramid Scheme?

Now that is clearly a time paradox.

828 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5464 06:11 [No]

If I had posted this before you, what would you call it?

Now that is clearly a time paradox.

829 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5464 13:58 [No]

Did you ever realize that when you were born, your genitals passed through your mother's genitals?

All of the above.

830 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5465 02:40 [No]

>>829 ... :O

What is AIDS+Cherry pie?

831 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5465 03:24 [No]

>>830 fucked up spacetime.

832 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5465 03:50 [No]

Why is everything being sucked into space? What's going on?

I just figured out what that means.

833 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5466 23:56 [No]

Why do you keep on saying "I slept with your mom?"

Because God Haets >>834

834 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5467 00:17 [No]

It is impossible for me to find my true love! Any suggestions?

Dude, your dad's new wife is so hot! Sleep with her instead! Your 65 year old dad didn't care much anyway!

835 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5467 00:57 [No]

I'm John McCain's son and my wife just divorced me, what should I do? :(

OBJECTIVISM!

836 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5467 23:57 [No]

What do you quickly get sick of after talking to a pseudo-philosophical dipshit for two hours?

Steve Jobs is a fuggin' Skurll.

837 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5467 23:58 [No]

>>836 What do you quickly get sick of after talking to a pseudo-philosophical dipshit for two hours?

Steve Jobs is a fuggin' SKRULL.

838 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5468 13:44 [No]

Steve Jobs is a fuggin' SKRULL?

By the power of Greyskull!!!!!

839 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5469 10:41 [No]

>>838
Die Hard, or Bad Boys II?

>>840
The trampoline needs to be facing towards the freeway.

840 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5470 20:02 [No]

die hard

whats a better vacation spot, japan or autralia?

841 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5470 20:44 [No]

I just got back from Japan and Autralia, any questions?

It's. Not. That. Hard.

842 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5470 23:06 [No]

Would you please cup my throbbing member with your left hand?

RSTLNE

843 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5473 19:57 [No]

So, what CAPTCHA did you get?

Under the moon, loli to i-- Oh wait, I spoke too soon.

844 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5473 20:39 [No]

What are your plans for today, my son?

Sure, just don't forget to send it to Ukraine and Angola. Especially Angola.

845 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5474 02:22 [No]

I have AIDS. where should I send AID?

It is Uzbekistan's answer to Borat.

846 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5474 02:47 [No]

Вы узнали о американский Джонни Джонсон, американский забавные глупые мужчины из Америки?

How can you blame me? It's not like I KNEW it was supposed to go on my penis!

847 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5474 03:24 [No]

Um, dude? That's a goddamned male chastity belt, not a finger splint. What the shit?

It's because you can't make a good TTGL pun if your CAPTCHA is "yengen".

848 Name: DDDQQQNNN : 1993-09-5474 04:00 [No]

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

849 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5474 11:00 [No]

You suck at this?

44.

850 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5474 14:40 [No]

waut 98*1

exife

851 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5475 23:59 [No]

What's an anagram for eeixf?

A British accent.

852 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5476 18:47 [No]

What do I need to impress my boss?

You destroyed Toronto with a used dildo.

853 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5476 20:51 [No]

Why are there 1200 messages in my inbox from the mayor of Toronto?

Calm down, there's only five of them.

854 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5478 16:39 [No]

I'd like to take you up on your offer for no-strings-attached sex, but first I feel I have a right to know about those warts on your genitals?

It's like warm apple pie.

855 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5478 19:57 [No]

What's warm apple pie like?

pedophilia.

856 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5478 22:55 [No]

4-ch's favorite fetish?

The Godfather Part II

857 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5479 15:53 [No]

I understand you have a neuro-linguistic disability that causes you to speak only in titles of oscar-winning movies. Is this true?

He had the best of intentions.

858 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5479 16:33 [No]

What could have possibly motivated him to strip down to his socks, cover himself in butter and jump into the childrens pool?

We had to put down the poor thing.

859 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5479 17:07 [No]

What happened to grandma?

That's what you get for giving the president AIDS.

860 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5479 18:24 [No]

Help I am Monica Lewinsky and my life went to hell fast what do I do?

Unfortunately, since both cars were stolen, you will have to leave the country and start a new life as a fish vendor

861 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5479 19:16 [No]

So what do you suggest? I got these nice cars here, do you think that I can impress my fisherman father with my success?

Uhh, no, you can't do that to your daughter.

862 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5479 22:15 [No]

Is it okay if I throw a surprise birthday party for my daughter?

You should probably get that checked by a mechanic.

863 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5479 22:23 [No]

OH MY GOD MY ARM MY ARM

That's not... I don't... okay, okay, fine.

864 Name: captcha skeab : 1993-09-5480 16:11 [No]

<丶｀∀´> CRASH INTO MY ASS NIDA

Well, I'm not really sure. I mean I drank the Coke, but it did taste a little off.

865 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5480 16:21 [No]

So, what happened to the drinks fountain after that girl stopped lactating into the ice maker?

200,000 black mustangs

866 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5480 17:08 [No]

I need some serious horse power, what do you suggest?

WHAT THE FUCK! I THOUGHT PEOPLE HAD MORE DECENCY THAN THIS!

867 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5480 18:49 [No]

Excuse me, do you perhaps watch American Idol? I happened to miss the last episode, would you briefly...

No, dad, they're not like these Jewish ghettos in WWII!

868 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5480 20:35 [No]

I wonder if there are any cheaper sauna resorts in Germany?

Killing sea leopards with your bare hands!

869 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5480 21:52 [No]

What's going to be on next week's Mythbusters?

Rectangular Coordinates

870 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5480 23:53 [No]

There was something my friend told me never to think of during sex...

Euclidean distance metric

871 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5481 11:06 [No]

How shouldn't I measure distance in the dead realm of Cthulu?

I'm totally not gay, but I think I would suck his cock. But only his!

872 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5481 21:19 [No]

Could you give a quick eulogy for my deceased father?

I did that already and the stain is still there!

873 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5484 02:58 [No]

Get ShamWow! Every time you use it, you'll say "WOW"!

An ice-cold mint julep and a jar of machine oil.

874 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5484 13:58 [No]

Cool movie idea in T minus negative 11 hours, go.

Seriously, good move Skeeter.

875 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5485 23:34 [No]

Knight takes queen's pawn. Checkmate, Bitch!

The Reptoids did it. Oh, and they told me your horrid halfbreed son says "hey."

876 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5486 00:07 [No]

I was having sex with my wife, and when we finished up and I went to the kitchen to get some coffee, I noticed that there was a pile of rotting meat in the fridge. What happened?

You should probably clean that glass before drinking out of it again.

877 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5486 04:33 [No]

Were you just having sex with his wife?

Samantha Ronson is being mislead.

878 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5490 07:45 [No]

Did you hear about all those lesbians who are joining militant anti-man militias?

I'm not sure if you're lecturing me on proper firearm maintenance, or if you're coming on to me.

879 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5490 19:59 [No]

Hey, do you know how to clean a 9mm pistol? I do. First, you press here and the load comes out...

It's probably ripped off from Windows.

880 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5491 04:14 [No]

>>879, do you want to see the bed in flames?

>>881, no, Mordeth Episode 2 is a figment of your imagination. ( ﾟ -ﾟ)

881 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5494 13:28 [No]

Awww man, Mordeth: Attack of the Clones was AWESOME!

Well, that'll teach you to order a "No. 2"!

882 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5494 14:01 [No]

What the fuck? I wanted eggrolls, not rickrolls.

It will cause the moon to shine, yes, that is how you know.

883 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5494 15:24 [No]

How can I tell if I am loli to issho?

Save it for the country club, Thurston.

884 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5494 23:22 [No]

I'm hoping to play the entire Daydream Nation album live in concert before I retire. What do you think of that?

It has been linked to cancer, but only in large doses. You should be fine.

885 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5495 21:56 [No]

My mother keeps feeding me large bowls of asbestos. Will I be alright?

BUTT-FUUUUUCK!

886 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5495 22:36 [No]

What does dad serve mommy at night? He said there was a "special dish" she wanted...

If possible, I'd like to keep that on the down-low. And on your job.... and my cock.

887 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5503 17:29 [No]

What do you think of cryogenically freezing human beings?

Your dad serves your mommy a big can of whoopass, with black niggers on it.

888 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5507 01:41 [No]

Grandpa, what happens when I'm not around?

AWW YEE NIG

889 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5507 15:57 [No]

Are you retarded?

It's a goddam liberal lie!

890 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5507 16:38 [No]

What's global warming?

I did but I eated it.

891 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5507 16:53 [No]

Hey, do you happen to have a cyanide pill handy?

Write it entirely in binary instead.

892 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5507 19:17 [No]

I don't want to write this essay for German, what should I do it?

Hamburgers are good.

893 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5507 20:31 [No]

Are hamburgers good?

Fine, fine, I'll move along.

894 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5508 19:12 [No]

You are blocking the emergency mittens release buttons. I must ask you to move in case there is a situation in which the emergancy mittens MUST be released.

Why, that is the whole point of the entire internet!

895 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5508 23:06 [No]

Why did I have to click /D/? WHY!?

Because you are a pirate.

896 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5508 23:23 [No]

why do I feel compelled to sail a wooden ship and attempt to steal gold?

It is like playing "Another one bites the dust" at a funeral for a loved one.

897 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5510 03:55 [No]

898 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5510 08:49 [No]

What does it look like when you do strike-through on an s by itself?

rotching

899 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5511 16:32 [No]

How does Kim Jong Il say watching?

That is what happens when a Gibraltar size rock of crack gets smoked.

900 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5511 22:40 [No]

What is the Matrix?

I'll do it tomorrow.

901 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5511 22:51 [No]

Yesterday you told me you do it today. What happened?

Simultaneously everybody in the room falls down.

902 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5512 03:57 [No]

How can I tell if the guests at my party have had enough sake-soaked Fancy Hearing Cake?

Building Gundam papercrafts. Watching Cowboy Bebop on Blu-Ray. Making love to a supermodel.

903 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5512 05:18 [No]

What expensive and pointless activities should I be doing now?

$15.38

904 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5512 05:22 [No]

How much money would you pay to see Palin's pooter?

997

905 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5512 05:33 [No]

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?

The Secret.

906 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5512 18:14 [No]

What should I name my first child?

notfourchan.net

907 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5512 23:28 [No]

Know of any sites with loli guro stuff?

Queers, Jews, and queer Jews.

908 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5513 17:51 [No]

Who runs this place anyway?

I found it under my bed.

909 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5514 05:10 [No]

DICKS!

910 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5514 05:37 [No]

What did >>909 have for breakfast?

Oh, I put that in a towel at the bottom of the linen closet.

911 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5514 06:24 [No]

Where did all my cereal go?

With an immense boulder.

912 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5514 09:32 [No]

How do I learn to swim?

Chuck Norisu

913 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5514 10:47 [No]

Who is the toughest weeaboo ever?

When we reach 1,000.

914 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5514 17:27 [No]

When will we know what >>0 was for Hallowe'en?

I would pull my tongue out, cut it into little pieces and feed it to my hamster, Roy.

915 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5517 22:32 [No]

>>914 How will you prove that you will not talk to the enemy when interrogated?

Mythrill

916 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5517 22:40 [No]

What's a really gay name to give my half-orc fairy character?

With your fists.

917 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5518 10:06 [No]

how do I anally satisfy a woman?

Dead kittens

918 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5518 19:06 [No]

I can't think of anything better than mittens -can you?

Iranian

919 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5518 21:07 [No]

Fill in the blank: Depleted is to Uranium as Poor is to ______
challenge: make the answer be only two letters off from Uranium!

The Vigniere cypher

920 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5519 03:12 [No]

What is a great way to conceal critical information?

That is the dumbest argument in the history of people trying to use logic.

921 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5519 07:33 [No]

Hey, why not be a christian? Even if you're wrong you've still lived a good and moral life, right?

No, sir, I will do no such thing!

922 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5519 17:41 [No]

could you turn off the internet for me, please?

tanasinn

923 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5519 19:10 [No]

Hey, what would you do with a sun lamp in a confessional?

derp derp derp

924 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5519 22:06 [No]

Who's Rob Schneider?

If you want fackin, ask DHG.

925 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5519 22:50 [No]

>>924
Pardon me, good sir, but where might I be able to locate some fack?

>>925
You're a fucking tit if you think that.

926 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5520 03:37 [No]

Did >>925 format his post correctly?

In many cases, yes, but most of the time you're going to be stuck with a surplus of pork.

927 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5520 09:13 [No]

Is it possible for the common man to get a bill passed through congress?

That would result in a volatile combination.

928 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5520 20:43 [No]

So what would happen if I ran into a car really, really fast?

I'm not answering that, you sick, sick, freak.

929 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5520 22:07 [No]

Which mitten-sized pair of objects do you enjoy kneading the most?

Twice. Exactly twice. Well, relativistically speaking anyways. But I could have done it three times if I wanted to!

930 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5520 23:54 [No]

>>929, how many times have you been anally tentacle fucked willingly?

>>931, yes, we have paid penance

931 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5521 03:58 [No]

Haven't we paid penence to the nuguns?!

Last time, i've heard, Aleena was at the appartnmeant next to the store.

932 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5523 02:01 [No]

What happened when Emily crashed into a truckload of ales?

Can questionable cause and effect occur simultaneously in one argument?

933 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5524 20:10 [No]

Of course. Happens all the time.

Well, I've narrowed it down to either Ron Popiel or Aya Hirano. But I'm not sure which one.

934 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5525 00:05 [No]

Who's your running mate as the Libertarian nominee for President going to be?

A hat that lets the air in.

935 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5525 01:35 [No]

what should I call the invisible lightweight hat?

the tallest dwarf.

936 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5527 17:48 [No]

My cousin said he was the coolest guy at Otakon, but that's like being... uh...

No, that will only happen after we reach 1,000 posts.

937 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5527 18:37 [No]

Is there any hope of a loli appearing that I can be to isshou under the moon?

We haven't actually tested that. Well, as a matter we're not even sure it's a real feature.

938 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5527 18:47 [No]

So, lolibot 2000 has a working vagina. Is it tight enough for my micropenis?

You should recompile your life with the --DQN switch.

939 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5529 18:09 [No]

I tried to get a loli to follow me home, but she called the cops - what do I do?

Yes, yes - this will make excellent barfs.

940 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5529 23:16 [No]

I ate a mushroom pizza, and I am drinking several cans of cheap beer. Will anything good ever happen to me?

That is because the guy from Honda that built ASIMO is also built the lolibot 2001.

941 Name: ヾ("＠⌒▽⌒＠)ノ : 1993-09-5530 06:45 [No]

Beck said he was going to shoot a music video featuring lolibots. Why?

Well, boys think drills are romantic and stuff.

942 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5530 13:16 [No]

Why did Matt drillfist me?

BECAUSE I SAID SO

943 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5530 13:23 [No]

Why do I need to do homework for this class that is about dead faggot poets that are insecure about their lives?

It is called The Mantle Project.

944 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5533 22:50 [No]

We should create the ultimate time-traveling cybernetic superbeing that (or who, it's been debated whether it should even be called a person) will in the future become both >>997-san and just somebody who will ask a question and provide an answer to a question that hasn't been asked yet.

945 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5533 22:52 [No]

Try the Konami code, it might actually work.

946 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5534 01:07 [No]

There is a girl cosplaying as a video game character. How do I get her to have sex with me?

It feels like posting in the "The previous poster is a nerd" thread.

947 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5534 02:29 [No]

What does it feel like to have sex with your little sister?

You can have the club sandwich, but room service and $10,000 hookers are out of the question.

948 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5535 01:14 [No]

I'm an ordinary gambler. What can I get for free?

949 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5535 01:32 [No]

What did Johnny Mnemonic say to the bellboy?

A bit like butt-fucking Oprah while singing to the depths of Mordor.

950 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5536 03:31 [No]

What is playing WoW like after you hit level 70?

Three pounds of flax.

951 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5536 05:21 [No]

Hail Eris?

Rock of Love Charm School does.

952 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5536 09:57 [No]

Does anybody want to take my extra leg from me? It's a bother to have 9.

You should get better speaker.

953 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5536 23:34 [No]

OH GOD! MY COMPUTER IS MELTING! AND MAKING THESE HORRIBLE NOISES!!! WON'T ANYONE HELP ME?!?

don't ask stupid questions.

954 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5537 00:30 [No]

I still don't understand this Discordianism shit. Who is Eris, why is she such a bitch, and what does she want with my pineal gland?

You were born to do this, and by 'born' I mean expertly raffled and hand-picked by a senile old Japanese man.

955 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5537 01:32 [No]

why we live?

i don't even understand what you said :p

956 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5537 02:19 [No]

Why not won't you not not die?

Because >>955 is just wearing a panda suit to sway the ladies. I know better, though.

957 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5537 12:23 [No]

Oh man, why do I have a huge, painful erection all of a sudden?

Your Signal to Noise ratio is crap; that's why your mother disowned you.

958 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5537 23:00 [No]

>>957, why did mother leave, though?

>>959, A LARGE QUANTITY OF MILK WAS SCATTERED IN SPITE OF THE THIRD!

959 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5538 01:15 [No]

Missiles passed the third defensive line, and hit a chick in ther boobs. WTF?

The other Toaplan games.

960 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5538 08:12 [No]

why are you a dick?

OMGWTFBBQ

961 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5538 12:51 [No]

LOL WUT?

I happen to like soy sauce on my omelet dammit!

962 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5538 14:17 [No]

and why would we care if a 7 liter bottle of soy sauce is discounted 7%?

that's what your mother said after last night.

963 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5538 14:43 [No]

( ﾟヮﾟ) mittens!

they need to do way instain mother

964 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5538 17:31 [No]

What kinds of stupid posts make me want to go back to SAoVQ?

This.

965 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5539 00:14 [No]

Where is the best place to puke?

Your post.

966 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5539 01:56 [No]

This is the third time you've stopped me today. What do you want from me?

Science!

967 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5539 04:28 [No]

What did she blind me with?

Sue me, cocksucker.

968 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5539 05:09 [No]

Good sir, what do you say to these charges placed against you accusing you of serving poo during your tenure as apprentice chef at the popular Rei's Diner establishment?

Don't come near my daughter!

969 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5539 11:59 [No]

I need a cum dumpster who is nearby?

It is what happens when China supports intellectual property.

970 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5539 12:47 [No]

If I lay here, if I just lay here, would you lie with me and just forget the world?

Speak english please - not moonspeak.

971 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5539 20:16 [No]

yaranaika?

Baneus Singollo wanted me to suck his cock. That's why I kicked him out. :|

972 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5539 23:54 [No]

Where did my parrot go?

Why don't you take the rest of the afternoon off and get yourself some help?

973 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5540 14:10 [No]

I think this gaping chest wound is scaring the customers away. Should I try to plug it with a wad of tissue or something?

It costs one million dollars.

974 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5541 07:41 [No]

How much did you spend on that hooker, bro?

You happened to have guessed what was on my mind, but contrary to belief it cannot be solved by one dick alone.

975 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5541 17:37 [No]

>>974, what did you do for Hallowe'en?

>>976, use a low-pass filter.

976 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5543 00:50 [No]

I am a lousy singer. What must I do to become a star?

Space is the final frontier, that is the frontier 1 or 2 lines before it.

977 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5543 02:45 [No]

I really hope Macross Frontier is the last one ever, that shit sucked.

Even that can be solved with a little love.

978 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5543 05:35 [No]

Help, you're the only person I can come to. I just raped this cute girl and she's in my bedroom, I have no idea what to do, it was my hormones raging. I didn't even want to do it, I wish it never happened. I need advice, also don't tell me to rape her again.

that was not a question why did you ask it

979 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5543 07:57 [No]

That wasn't not an un-question, or was it?.

Add larger amounts of the two, stir generously, then sing the Lucky Star theme song.

980 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5543 14:03 [No]

Should I put weed or shrooms in this melted chocolate?

As long as it's legs can reach the floor, it'll be fine.

981 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5543 14:21 [No]

I am about to drop my six-week old infant from the top balcony of the entrance hall in my palace interior. Is this alright?

Syphillis and Gonorrhea.

982 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5543 18:11 [No]

What were those cities that God destroyed in the Bible again because of homosexuality? They started with "S" and "G" right?

What you need to do is unplug the computer, open it up, and take the fan out (it should be pretty obvious where it is). Then close it back up and turn the computer back on again. Your computer should now function normally.

Note: we cannot be held legally responsible by any damage caused by following our instructions. For educational purposes only.

983 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5544 05:54 [No]

OK. As per your instructions, I have the Marijuana seedlings resting on the motherboard, the water cooling system has been rerouted to the soil, and the ventilation fan and growing lights are firmly attached to the top of the chassis. However, now my computer won't boot. What do I do?

Kick, push, kick, push, kick, push, kick, push, coast.

984 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5544 13:46 [No]

I just discovered that my R-34 Skyline GT-R is not working like the car magazine said it would . What do I do now?

An alternative to Wuthering Heights in semaphore.

985 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5544 16:49 [No]

What was the deal with that Pokemon seizure episode?

Drink Coke, play again

986 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5544 17:34 [No]

I just finished The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess for the first time. What should I do now?

Flee to the UK, things are better there.

987 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5544 19:52 [No]

I am a tea lover but I feel opressed by American culture, what should I do?

Pictures of sweaty muscular abs.

988 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5544 20:06 [No]

So which of my stalker photos of schoolgirls were the best?

Only if >>999´s answer will find his question.

989 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5545 02:18 [No]

If 42 is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything, what question should I have been asking?

That event was clearly an example of a time paradox.

990 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5545 15:59 [No]

Why was Bush declared the winner before the votes were counted?

Just blow on it, or clean it with windex.

991 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5545 16:32 [No]

My Computer is refusing to read my animu discs halp?

A device whose mystery is only exceeded by its power.

992 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5545 17:47 [No]

What are mittens?

Not until Friday.

993 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5545 20:51 [No]

When will this thread disappear?

Smooth and mellow, with a pleasantly woodsy aftertaste.

994 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5545 21:02 [No]

>>993, I hear you are a connoisseur of fine, edible tables. Tell me, what does an elaborate, ornate oak table taste like after maturing for 140 years?

>>1000

995 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5545 22:04 [No]

‌‍‎‏?

No, those people are monsters. What got done in the name of science, it’s very frightening.

996 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5546 02:34 [No]

There are some mormons at my door. SHould I answer it?

lol no

997 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5546 02:34 [No]

Did I 999GET yet?

Only with the most tender love.

998 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5546 02:35 [No]

How will this thread end?

THIS IS THE MEANING OF LIFE

999 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5546 02:35 [No]

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[Time travel]Answer the question of the person below you! (999)

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