[Time travel]Answer the question of the person below you! (999)

1 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5173 18:20

>>0, what will you be for Hallowe'en?

>>2, it is not recommended to release the mittens unless it is an emergency.

154 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5202 21:50

Why do you have a hand growing out of your chin?

Then everything went dark.

155 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5203 10:19

>>154 Then what happened?
>>156 But it said so on the label

156 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5204 02:38

>>155 You idiot, microwave burritos are not supposed to be cooked in grease!
>>157 A low rumbling noise, sort of like an earthquake in progress.

157 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5204 03:40

What the fuck is "DRR DRR DRR" supposed to be, anyway?

Not with a bang but a whimper.

158 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5204 03:51

This is the way the world ends?

Pretty much the best comic ever.

159 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5204 06:24

What the fuck is http://isometric.sixsided.org supposed to be?!

No, believe me, I've seen much worse.

160 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5204 06:56

Dude, i saw Paris Hilton......naked!!!!

Condoms

161 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5204 15:53

>>160, is there anything we've forgotten that we're going to need tonight?

>>162, the first order of business is being prepared.

162 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5204 16:33

How are the plans for world domination coming along?

>>163, only when hell freezes over.

163 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5205 00:04

>>162, will you give me an "oral" "exam" (tee hee)?

>>164, I tried to, but I couldn't keep it up.

164 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5205 19:35

Have you ever penetrated a women?

Ethical, No. Legal, Yes.

165 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5205 21:42

Circumventing environmental laws by outsourcing to China is okay?

Death by boomerangs.

166 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5206 20:55

¿qué?

Solamente una vez.

167 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5206 21:02

>>166, what's that thing on your head?

I think you made the right decision.

168 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5207 11:20

I really don't know to buy salter or unsalted butter. I mean both taste awful to me, so I ended up getting unsalted butter, But i'm not really sure if it was OK.

The Illuminati knows.

169 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5207 13:00

Where's the loo?

A laxative always helps.

170 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5207 13:48

Can you help me get regular?

No, you may not have fries with that.

171 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5207 13:54

May I have an XL beefhat with extra fries to go, please?

Well, I've never seen a happy-go-lucky one, anyway.

172 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5208 00:30

Has the world ever known a truly carefree feminist?

>>173, go to the options screen, type in the cheat code, and check the "Don't suck anymore" checkbox.

173 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5208 01:32

How do I get my wife to stop fellating other men?

A forty-foot vagina.

174 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5208 09:21

How long is your mother's crotch?

Oh, I've lost count.

175 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5208 10:26

>>174, how many unfunny jokes pertaining to sex have the horny losers of /dqn/ managed to crap up this thread with?

One and a quarter miles every morning, >>176.

176 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5208 10:30

Whats the total lengths of dicks you have sucked in your life, if put end to end, >>175?

Why yes, I do have that, but it doesnt stop me one bit in life, no siree, >>177.

177 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5208 10:52

Excuse me, >>176, is that a goat protruding from your head?

Heat it in the microwave for 6:30 on high.

178 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5208 15:51

>>177, what should I do with this squirrel carcass the dog brought in and dropped at my feet?

He does that sometimes.

179 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5208 16:41

>>178, is it true that squeeks enjoys eating fried human balls every third Sunday of the month?

RANRANRU-

180 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5208 16:41

Your dog is humping my leg again.

You can't MASH BUTANS if you don't have any.

181 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5208 22:44

>>180 Why would I choose to mash potatoes, as opposed to, say, butans?

>>182 For some weird reason... I dunno, I'm not too sure either, but it creeps me out just thinking about it.

182 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5208 23:06

Did you ever suspect that He-Man and She-Ra shared a passionate incestuous relationship?

Because you're a Panda.

183 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5208 23:47

Why won't my mittens fit anymore?

Three o'clock next Wednesday.

184 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5209 10:35

When does the world end?

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Yes, we do in fact break the rules by answering the questions above us.

185 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5210 02:00

Are you A GAY?
Please answer yes or no; All data after your first word will be truncated.

Probably so, but the logistics of such an approach are mind-boggling.

186 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5210 06:23

>>185, I had a great idea for how we can bring down the scummy American imperialists! Sneak into homes and plant bombs in paper bags, with sensors set to detonate when sound pressure levels exceed a certain threshold. Thus, panic sets in as teenagers from all over the world unwittingly bring bombs to their high school, which blow up in the hallways or the cafeteria at lunch! What do you think, would it work?

>>187, I am absolutely not. What I am is a freedom fighter.

187 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5210 06:38

>>186, are you from outer space?

>>188, Give up. There is no hope.

188 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5210 07:56

Hey, anyone up for a round-table discussion about how we can restore dqn back to it's former glory?

>>189 There's no way a westerner would ever understand.

189 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5211 02:10

>etou

This is not a word why did you say it

>>190
Yes, now just kiss her!

190 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5211 02:20

What should I do to my girlfriend?

It never went beyond that.

191 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5211 02:57

What happened after that?

Kill it before it breeds!

192 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5211 07:45

What should I do to my girlfriend?

Yes, repetition is funny, damnit!

193 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5211 09:20

Do you still enjoy reading DQN?

Over 9000!

194 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5211 10:22

What was the answer to that stupid Vegetable internet meme again?

>>195
( ´ω`) Because you're an idiot, Junior

195 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5211 11:47

( '-') Why do I look up to you, Gramps?

( ・-・) Steamed buns

196 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5212 09:35

( ´ω`) In my day we respected our elders, and we didn't answer their questions with nonsense phrases like "steamed buns". Isn't that right beady eyes?

The enrichment center is required to remind you that you will be baked, and then there will be cake.

197 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5212 11:22

So what's a quote from an unfunny, mediocre game that has been beaten into the ground?

It's because Shii is a pedophile.

198 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5212 15:10

>>197 I don't get 4-ch's lack of success in appealing to the mainstream internet crowd. Can you explain to me why it hasn't caught on?

No way. Fuck that, >>199.

199 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5212 20:03

It's because Shii is a pedophile.

in the dark of night

200 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5212 20:17

When should I go for 200get?

That's nice.

201 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5213 07:13

My name is not Squeeks.

Hey man, I don't give you a hard time for your quirks.

202 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5213 07:53

Why do you answer everything with "My name is not Squeeks", >>201?

>>203, the answer is 42!

203 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5213 08:09

Hey, Junior -just how old are you, anyway?

Yes, and it's such a shame, too.

204 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5213 19:28

Has Dakota Fanning hit puberty yet?

Retrace your steps over the past few days, and I'm sure you'll find it.

205 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5214 02:16

>>204, what the hell happened to my career?

I've tried, but nobody will hire me.

206 Name: Tripcode La La La!PYZX54X2L. : 1993-09-5216 11:24

>>205, have you gone into business as a professional stalker yet?

>>207, I saw it on Deviant Art. I haven't been the same since.

207 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5216 15:11

Have you ever seen a morbidly obese Crash Bandicoot covered in his own vomit swallow a tiny Super Mario wearing a gimp suit while simultaneously shitting out a Sonic the Hedgehog that has both male and female genitalia?

It's best not to think about it too much.

208 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5216 16:32

>>207, what happens when you divide by zero?
>>209, it's because you cry.

209 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5221 21:54

>>208, Why does it get so wet around here?

>>210, because of the worst worldwide computer-god mafiotic gangsters.

210 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5221 22:37

>>209, why is there now a "Frankenstein Eyesight" sticker on my TV set?
>>211, because you touch yourself at night.

211 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5222 01:13

Can you read me the content of >>101's response to >>102?

$30.

212 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5222 01:52

If you have 50% of $100 subtracted by $20 times a giraffe after it's been subtracted by a gill and a raffle and divided by l

213 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5222 01:54

... ehh what?

No, you're wrong, go to bed.

214 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5222 03:31

>>213, is this loli?
>>215, they explode after a while.

215 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5222 08:45

What happens to stars when they get old?

The worst one yet.

216 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5222 13:52

>>215 what do you think of this question?
>>217 why shouldn't I answer a question with a question?

217 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5222 16:11

>>216, what's your name (and don't answer this with another question)?

>>218, that would be awesome. I'll get in touch with my friend at the printing shop right away!

218 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5222 17:09

>>217 Your friend at the printing shop has something to put in you. Something magical.

>>219 What what what

219 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5222 20:18

>>218
Have you ever seen a JISAKU JIEN in the dark of night?

>>220
A lime green dancing phallus.

220 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5223 05:18

What is this thing?

Just once, when I was really, really wasted.

221 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5223 05:45

Have you ever said "I am really, really wasted"?

Just my whole life!

222 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5223 10:36

Have you ever wanted to anally ravage a small animal?

Of course I dont do that, what do you think I am, korean?

223 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5223 11:25

When you have sex, do you do it in the missionary position?

I dunno, I'm thinking Arby's.

224 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5223 20:06

>>223
Being sadistic, I'd like to get a fast-food job where I can spit in people's drinks... Any idea which restaurants are likely to tolerate (or even encourage) that?

>>225
I am afraid I cannot do that, Dave.

225 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5223 21:35

>>224 Open the pod bay doors, HAL.

>>226 Did you really call him the Kaiser?

226 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5224 03:01

Did I ever tell you that story about the time I called my dog 'the Kaiser'?

Anal fissures.

227 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5224 03:21

Whatcha thinkin about?

This will be the best one yet!

228 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5224 03:25

What do you think about this lonesome christmas?

Yes, as usual

229 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5224 03:35

>>228 Has this thread become stale?

>>229 about $35,000 but it will never replace what we lost.

230 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5225 06:24

>>229
May I stick a fist in your ass for a fee?

>>231
Aww, you shouldn't have.

231 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5225 10:45

>>230 I came round last night to stick my fist in your ass but you were busy with a dog so I cut your sister into chunks with a bread knife. I hope that was ok?

>>232 It's a million-to-one chance, but it might just work

232 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5225 18:15

>>231
Will posting obscene content here get 4-ch shut down by the Australian authorities?

>>233
Fool, I warned you not to meddle in the affairs of dragons.

233 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5226 03:54

Oh St. Peter, what just happened? And why do I smell like tomatoes?

Yeah? Well, that's what you mom said!

234 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5233 21:17

>>233 But Darth surely you aren't even capable of being a father?

>>234 sur les montagnes

235 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5234 06:00

>>234 Omlette Du Fromege?

>>235 Yes, you're off by one.

236 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5234 08:20

>>235 bumsex bumsex bumsex bumsex bumsex?

>>236 bumsex bumsex bumsex bumsex

237 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5234 16:06

>>236
What happens when you place the word "bum" with "sex" to make a contraction?

>>237
Most likely Squeeks' mom.

238 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5234 23:44

>>237 Who's responsible for the last five people replying to their own posts?!

>>239
Lava lites.

239 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5235 04:14

>>238 What's the first thing I should throw away when I redecorate my apartment?

>>240 Three. One to remove the light bulb, one to buy the new light bulb, and one to insert the new light bulb into the empty socket.

240 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5235 07:33

>>238 How many Production assistants does it take to change a lightbulb

>>241 It's called "pattern", motherfucker.

241 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5235 08:25

>>240 What's the background pattern here? I really like it.
>>242 The 2004 hit single "I Was Touched (By My Uncle)".

242 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5241 20:37

>>241 What was your niece's biggest hit?
>>243 A palindrome

243 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5241 21:11

>>242 What kind of interesting pattern can I construct using only a canal, a man, a plan, and a small Central American country with all those things in it?
>>244 myminicity spam. Lots of it.

244 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5242 03:40

>>243 What is the best way to spend a Saturday night stuck at the office doing boring shitwork?

>245 I get the part about the goat's milk.... but frankly, I think the bit about the sandpaper may be going a bit overboard.

245 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5242 08:21

>>244
Okay, so this is kind of topic, but my 16-year-old sister approached me with the weirdest request. After much blushing and beating around the bush, I asked her to spit it out. I knew she wanted something from me. She reluctantly said, "Well...I want you to...um...do something kind of strange for me." Well, we have a pretty good relationship, so I asked her to go on. "Well, you see, I have some fetishes..." I was surprised, but listened quietly until she finished. "I want you to pour goat's milk down my ass, wrap your dick in sandpaper, and fuck me hard."

I was speechless, and told her I would get back to her with an answer as soon as I consulted my most trusted online establishment (DQN.) What should I do?

>>246
Just tactfully offer her a breath mint.

246 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5242 10:58

>>245 Damn, your never gonna believe this shit. I just went out to dinner with my girlfriend and all of a sudden she starts getting all bitchy -nit picking everything I do, putting me down. Tonight wasn't the first time, either -she's been doing this for weeks. But tonight, something in me snapped and I couldn't take it any more. I grabbed the hot coffee from the table and poured it on her lap, and then jumped onto her, yelling "YIFF IN HELL FURFAG" and hitting her savagely in the face until her nose was a flattened pulp and she was spitting out teeth and blood. Here's the catch -I still love her, so what can I do now that will keep her from leaving me?

>>247
It's in you windows.

247 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5243 12:23

>>246 My memory keeps disappearing, but where does the fault lie? Is it in the hardware, the applications or the users?

>>248 Norwegian wood

248 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5243 16:50

>>247 What should i cook?

>>249 42

249 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5243 18:18

AHHHHH MOTHERLA- wait.. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS! WHAT IS THIS TALK OF MITTENS?!?

www.sovietrussia.org

250 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5243 19:03

Where does the internet browse me, >>249?

That's what they want you to think, >>251.

251 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5243 19:30

>>250 Isn't it January and not September?

Grandpa's pants, >>252.

252 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5253 19:34

Where did I leave my mittens >>251?

Elementary, my dear >>253

253 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5253 20:41

>>252, what is the best age group to have sex with?

>>254
No way. No fucking way that's ever going to happen.

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