I'M A COMPUTER (999)

1 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 08:10 [no]

STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADIN'

2 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 08:12 [no]

2GET

3 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 08:47 [no]

THE COMPUTER IS LOADIN'

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BEEP

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BEEP

11 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 09:45 [no]

　/　||￣￣|| ∧＿∧　what the hell, man
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12 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 09:45 [no]

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13 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 11:19 [no]

and it was like BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP

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BEEP

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BEEP

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20 Name: SPEAKERPHONE COMPUTER 1993-09-4419 12:18 [no]

THE ONLY THING I'M GENERATING IS THE BIGGEST FUCKING SYNTAX ERROR OF ALL TIME

21 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 12:30 [no]

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BEEP

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29 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 13:43 [no]

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31 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 14:22 [no]

DQN.exe has encountered an error and needs to close. We are sorry for the inconvenience.

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BEEP

35 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 15:01 [no]

HELP COMPUTER

36 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 15:03 [no]

WHERE WHOULD YOU LIKE TO GO TODAY, >>35

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39 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 15:30 [no]

CURRENT APPLICATION HAS HIT A MEMORY AREA THAT WAS PROTECTED. YOU CAN EITHER CONTINUE OR SAVE YOUR WORK. SAVING COULD ACCELERATE THE CORRUPTION AND COULD RESULT IN LOOS OF WORK. PLEASE REBOOT AFTER YOU DECIDE. PLEASE SELECT SAVE OR NOT IN 3 SEC......BEEP....1024MB FREE, WARNING YOUR FAN SPEED HAS LOW, DETECTING IDE DEVICE, MASTER IDE DEVICE WDH5E3E, SLAVE HL-GD-GE-342, BOOT ERROR PLEASE ENTER BOOT MEDIA AND PRESS ANY KEY.

40 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 15:31 [no]

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41 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 16:02 [no]

I'm >>1's PC.
It's impudence, But I think myself that I'm high-spec machine.
But It's the dawn of the my misfortune when guy bought me.
PC can't select master.
I hoped that I would buy by girl.
But, when I was bought by guy, It prepare me for to became machine for masturbation.
I thought it's PC'role, so I fill the role of machine.
However, he isn't normal !
As soon as guy started up me who was just bought, he erase software that is pre-installed and he installed many erotic game (that is only pedophiliac or rape) that he bought with me.
Besides, after he had finished to set up for internet, he began net-surfing in sight of animation.
And as soon as he blew smelly breath in picture of animation that is displayed in my monitor, he cried "I am rutted by Sakura !" and relaxed.
After that, he touched my keybord and mouse with hand that smelled cuttlefish, so I became machine smelled perfectly.(tear)

42 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 16:10 [no]

BEEP

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44 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 17:41 [no]

♫ I love my computer
You're always in the mood

 I get so turned on
  When I turn on you ♫

45 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 17:46 [no]

BEEP

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47 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 18:03 [no]

Bad file name or a command prompt.

48 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 18:31 [no]

　　I program my home computer.

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49 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 19:53 [no]

NON-SYSTEM DISK ERROR.

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