STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADIN'
HEAR ME ROAR
SUMMON BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH
WELCOME TO THE END OF THE COMPUTER AGE
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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GET THE HELL OFF OF MY INTERNETS
GET THE HELL OFF OF MY INTERNETS
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You will find that very difficult without your space helment
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Fuel Level Is Low
Lights Are On
Left Front Door Is Open
P0141 Fuel trim error VG30E
( ・-・) >>34, it's not that there's a restrictive pattern, it's just that you're by far the worst poster in existence with the worst character in existence. Stop wasting everyone else's time and get rid of your meaningless fucking life.
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I'm a PC.
and I'm a Mac.
off in the corner
I'm an Abacus! I have lots of beads!
I'm a Commodore 64. You know how every time you play a console game, it makes you look at five animated logos before you get to the title screen? I invented that. Actually, software pirates invented it. Most games required you to press SPACE through five intro screens.
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Commodore 64 has the 10th worst keyboard of all time.
I'm a turing device!
Apple IIe was a piece of junk, but it did make purty beeping noises in the middle of the night.
You haven't heard beeping until you've heard an Atari 800XL boot up with an Atari 1050 disk drive. It sounds like th happiest computer in the world, genuinely excited to be loading disk handlers into memory, taking a quick break in the middle to make a funny raspberry noise for no reason I can discern.
The end of the first episode of the BBS documentary features this wonderful sound.
Ok Computer.
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**** ERROR ***** FATAL RUN23 ERROR 66 *******
***** RUN-TIME ERROR ******
***** READ PAST END OF FILE ON FORTRAN UNIT 5 ******
***** DETECTED BY INITI8IO$ AT 00234545
***** CALLED BY FTNFREAD$ AT 00234667
***** CALLED BY FTNIOMGR$ AT 00235322
***** CALLED BY READCMD AT 00010233
***** CALLED BY RUNPROG AT 00010100
EXCHANGE PACKAGE
A0 000122 X0 0304324534342344552
A1 000122 X1 0304324534342344552
A2 000122 X2 0304324534342344552
A3 000122 X3 0304324534342344552
A4 000122 X4 0304324534342344552
A5 000127 X5 0304324534342344552
MEMORY DUMP FROM 000000 TO 177777
C:\> debug < c:\lovely.txt
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CURRENT DRIVE IS NO LONGER VALID> uh oh..._
rm -rf
10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD"
RUN
HELLO WORLD
READY.
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READ: I LOST MY JOB AT T.G.I FRIDAYS AND MY MOM KICKED ME OUT. THAT FUCKING WHORE!
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[09:59] <mmm_mustard> and i got banned from #trivia cause i kept on pwning them and yelling YEAH GOOGLE YEAH
[09:59] <Fou-Lu> lool
./hax⏎
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PRINT 75.3
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HAVE YOU READ YOUR SICP TODAY?
.MODEL Small
.STACK 100h
.DATA
db msg 'Hello, world!$'
.CODE
start:
mov ah, 09h
lea dx, msg ; or mov dx, offset msg
int 21h
mov ax,4C00h
int 21h
end start
Everything is on youtube
stop streaming illegal movies into my computer please
Spelchekc ready!
Hello, I ma<underlinewrd.exe not found!> having a graet<underlinewrd.exe not found!> time with my new comptuer<underline.errormessage.exe not found!>
-Love
me
I'm a toaster.
<coalmineR> has anyone written a paper on how the epic of gilgamesh enhances my understanding of life in ancient mesopotamia
<hiatus_> coalminer omfg
<hiatus_> i wrote something just like that
<hiatus_> in high school
<hiatus_> ill upload it right now
<hiatus_> if you want
<hiatus_> strange coincidence
<hiatus_> well ill jsut ul it anyway
<hiatus_> and you can dl it if you wanna read it
<hiatus_> cause im going to bed now
<coalmineR> NO
<coalmineR> PLEASE
<coalmineR> DO IT
<hiatus_> http://filehosting.on.nimp.org/fileid3420294
<coalmineR> lol
<coalmineR> are you serious?
<hiatus_> lawl
<hiatus_> yeah
Smells a lot of Fear Before the March of Flames.
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SYNTAX ERROR
THIS IS FOREVER
TERM=dtterm;export TERM
SYNTAX IS FOREVER
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FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR
COMPUTER OVER
VIRUS = VERY YES
CALC 1/0
NO CARRIER
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wtf moot
pc load letter
CTRL ALT DEL
C:\>
panda.exe
See_me_completely_naked.jpg.pif
dqn@4-ch:~$
dqn@4-ch:~$ rm -rf /doublenigger/
dqn@4-ch:~$ sudo su -
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dqn@4-ch:~$
BARP
BROCCOLI
swordfish
NUROPU
rm -rf /*
ha
503 Server Capacity Error
WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR
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