I'M A COMPUTER (999)

1 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 08:10 [no]

STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADIN'

701 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4914 11:29

HEAR ME ROAR

702 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4914 11:56

SUMMON BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH

703 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4914 12:13

WELCOME TO THE END OF THE COMPUTER AGE

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

704 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4914 15:33

...

705 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4914 18:01

BEEP

706 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4914 18:05

...

707 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4914 18:15

708 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4916 23:35

GET THE HELL OFF OF MY INTERNETS

709 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4916 23:36

GET THE HELL OFF OF MY INTERNETS

710 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4916 23:40

BEEP

711 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4919 12:52

...

712 Name: MATERIALIZE : 1993-09-4919 17:46

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      ヽヽ.ー_-ヽ、―――.イ:..:..:.:._://      /
       \ヽ二)j、ヽ:..:..:..:..:..:l:..:/っヽ    /
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713 Name: MATERIALIZE : 1993-09-4919 17:46

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714 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4920 02:18

715 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4920 02:39

...

716 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4920 05:08

BOOP

717 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4920 12:09

...

718 Name: HAL9000 : 1993-09-4926 03:07

You will find that very difficult without your space helment

719 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5173 07:41

BEEP

720 Name: 1985-1988 Nissan Maxima : 1993-09-5177 00:51

Fuel Level Is Low
Lights Are On
Left Front Door Is Open
P0141 Fuel trim error VG30E

721 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5177 09:06

STOP BUGGIN'

722 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5177 10:16

( ・-・) >>34, it's not that there's a restrictive pattern, it's just that you're by far the worst poster in existence with the worst character in existence. Stop wasting everyone else's time and get rid of your meaningless fucking life.

723 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5243 11:25

BEEP

724 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5243 22:01

BOOP

725 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5244 17:01

I'm a PC.
and I'm a Mac.

off in the corner
I'm an Abacus! I have lots of beads!

726 Name: C= : 1993-09-5244 22:35

I'm a Commodore 64. You know how every time you play a console game, it makes you look at five animated logos before you get to the title screen? I invented that. Actually, software pirates invented it. Most games required you to press SPACE through five intro screens.

727 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5245 12:36

BEEP

728 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5245 12:50

BOOP

729 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5245 22:32

BLIP

730 Name: Anonymous : 1993-09-5246 00:08

Commodore 64 has the 10th worst keyboard of all time.

731 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5246 03:27

I'm a turing device!

732 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5246 13:33

will you stop >>731?

733 Name: Captain Oblivious : 1993-09-5246 22:15

Apple IIe was a piece of junk, but it did make purty beeping noises in the middle of the night.

734 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5246 23:29

You haven't heard beeping until you've heard an Atari 800XL boot up with an Atari 1050 disk drive. It sounds like th happiest computer in the world, genuinely excited to be loading disk handlers into memory, taking a quick break in the middle to make a funny raspberry noise for no reason I can discern.

The end of the first episode of the BBS documentary features this wonderful sound.

735 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5246 23:54

Ok Computer.

736 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5322 07:17

BEEP

737 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5322 07:17

...

738 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5322 07:17

...

739 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5322 07:18

...

740 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5322 07:32

**** ERROR ***** FATAL RUN23 ERROR 66 *******
***** RUN-TIME ERROR ******
***** READ PAST END OF FILE ON FORTRAN UNIT 5 ******

***** DETECTED BY INITI8IO$ AT 00234545
***** CALLED BY FTNFREAD$ AT 00234667
***** CALLED BY FTNIOMGR$ AT 00235322
***** CALLED BY READCMD AT 00010233
***** CALLED BY RUNPROG AT 00010100

EXCHANGE PACKAGE

A0 000122 X0 0304324534342344552
A1 000122 X1 0304324534342344552
A2 000122 X2 0304324534342344552
A3 000122 X3 0304324534342344552
A4 000122 X4 0304324534342344552
A5 000127 X5 0304324534342344552

MEMORY DUMP FROM 000000 TO 177777

741 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5322 19:27

742 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5325 02:06

C:\> debug < c:\lovely.txt

asdasd
kjashdkjhasdkjhasdkjhasd^C^C^C
^C
^C
CURRENT DRIVE IS NO LONGER VALID> uh oh..._

743 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5325 02:08

rm -rf

744 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5325 05:00

10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD"
RUN
HELLO WORLD
READY.

745 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5325 07:29

.............

746 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5325 16:39

BEEP

747 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5325 17:18

PRINT ""+-2

OH SHI

748 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5325 20:02

Bad command or file name

749 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5325 20:26

READ: I LOST MY JOB AT T.G.I FRIDAYS AND MY MOM KICKED ME OUT. THAT FUCKING WHORE!

750 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5326 00:03

...

751 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5326 14:32

[09:59] <mmm_mustard> and i got banned from #trivia cause i kept on pwning them and yelling YEAH GOOGLE YEAH
[09:59] <Fou-Lu> lool

752 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5326 22:45

5 REM I USED TO TYPE THIS AT APPLE 2'S I WOULD SEE AT SCHOOL
10 FOR Y = 1 TO 10
20 FOR X = 1 TO 30-X
30 COLOR= Y
40 VLINE Y,Y+10 AT X+9
50 COLOR= 0
60 VLINE Y,Y+10 AT X
70 NEXT X
80 NEXT Y

753 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5327 14:42

YUKI.N>

754 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5327 15:38

./hax⏎

755 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5328 22:38

VISPLANE OVERFLOW

756 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5329 03:25

PRINT 75.3
OH SHI

757 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5329 03:42

...

BEEP

758 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5329 19:32

HAVE YOU READ YOUR SICP TODAY?

759 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5329 20:35

.MODEL Small
.STACK 100h
.DATA
db msg 'Hello, world!$'
.CODE
start:
mov ah, 09h
lea dx, msg ; or mov dx, offset msg
int 21h
mov ax,4C00h
int 21h
end start

760 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5329 22:17

Everything is on youtube

761 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5331 05:33

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762 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5331 19:22

stop streaming illegal movies into my computer please

763 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5331 19:46

Spelchekc ready!
Hello, I ma<underlinewrd.exe not found!> having a graet<underlinewrd.exe not found!> time with my new comptuer<underline.errormessage.exe not found!>

-Love
me

764 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5333 21:30

--- Cannot join #cult (you just lost the game).

765 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5333 21:50

I'm a toaster.

766 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5334 12:21

...

767 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5334 22:41

<coalmineR> has anyone written a paper on how the epic of gilgamesh enhances my understanding of life in ancient mesopotamia
<hiatus_> coalminer omfg
<hiatus_> i wrote something just like that
<hiatus_> in high school
<hiatus_> ill upload it right now
<hiatus_> if you want
<hiatus_> strange coincidence
<hiatus_> well ill jsut ul it anyway
<hiatus_> and you can dl it if you wanna read it
<hiatus_> cause im going to bed now
<coalmineR> NO
<coalmineR> PLEASE
<coalmineR> DO IT
<hiatus_> http://filehosting.on.nimp.org/fileid3420294
<coalmineR> lol
<coalmineR> are you serious?
<hiatus_> lawl
<hiatus_> yeah

768 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5335 01:55

Smells a lot of Fear Before the March of Flames.

769 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5335 17:14

...

770 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5335 18:11

BEEP

771 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5336 00:11

error 404...BEEP BOOP

772 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5336 20:09

iddqd
idkfa

773 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5337 09:44

SYNTAX ERROR
THIS IS FOREVER

774 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5337 13:53

TERM=dtterm;export TERM

775 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5337 15:21

SYNTAX IS FOREVER

776 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5337 18:28

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777 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5337 19:50

FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR

COMPUTER OVER
VIRUS = VERY YES

778 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5338 00:45

CALC 1/0

779 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5339 20:10

NO CARRIER

780 Name: moot!Ep8pui8Vw2 : 1993-09-5340 02:26

      _人人人人人人人人人人人人人人人_
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 彡、   |∪|  、`\        /     |∪|    彡  (_●_) u   |
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781 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5340 03:50

wtf moot

782 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5341 11:23

pc load letter

783 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5342 01:11

CTRL ALT DEL

784 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5342 01:17

C:\>

785 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5343 02:28

panda.exe

786 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5343 02:54

See_me_completely_naked.jpg.pif

787 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5343 03:15

dqn@4-ch:~$

788 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5343 21:17

dqn@4-ch:~$ rm -rf /doublenigger/

789 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5343 21:32

dqn@4-ch:~$ sudo su -
Password:
Login Incorrect

Password:
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Password:
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^C
dqn@4-ch:~$

790 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5344 02:40

BARP

791 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5344 02:44

BROCCOLI

792 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5344 19:13

swordfish

793 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5344 23:41

NUROPU

794 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5346 18:49

795 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5346 20:39

rm -rf /*

ha

796 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5347 02:15

503 Server Capacity Error

797 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5347 20:40

WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR

798 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5348 00:39

.....

799 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5348 01:04

BLURP

800 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5348 13:46

800BEEP

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