I'M A COMPUTER (999)

1 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 08:10 [no]

STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADIN'

201 Name: GA Subroutine 1993-09-4424 01:34 [no]

>>199
GAtsu

202 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4424 03:12 [no]

...

203 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4424 03:23 [no]

...

204 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4424 05:17 [no]

..

205 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4424 05:31 [no]

a:\> fdisk

Your computer has a disk larger than 512 MB. This version of Windows
includes improved support for large disks, resulting in more efficient
use of disk space on large drives, and allowing disks over 2 GB to be
formatted as a single drive.
IMPORTANT: If you enable large disk support and create any new drives on this
disk, you will not be able to access the new drive(s) using other operating
systems, including some versions of Windows 95 and Windows NT, as well as
earlier versions of Windows and MS-DOS. In addition, disk utilities that
were not designed explicitly for the FAT32 file system will not be able
to work with this disk. If you need to access this disk with other operating
systems or older disk utilities, do not enable large drive support.

Do you wish to enable large disk support (Y/N) . . . . . . . . . . . ? [Y]

206 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4424 05:32 [no]

Microsoft Windows 98
Fixed Disk Setup Program
(C) Copyright Microsoft Corp. 1983 - 1998

FDISK Options

Current Fixed disk drive: 1

Choose one of the following:

1. Create DOS partition or Logical DOS Drive

2. Set active partition
3. Delete partition or Logical DOS Drive
4. Display partition information
5. Change current fixed disk drive

Enter choice: [ 3 ]

Press Esc to exit FDISK

207 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4424 05:33 [no]

Delete DOS Partition or Logical DOS Drive

Current fixed disk drive: 1

Choose one of the following:

1. Delete Primary DOS partition

2. Delete Extended DOS Partition

3. Delete Logical DOS Drive(s) in the Extended DOS Partition

4. Delete Non-DOS Partition

Enter Choice: [ 1 ]

Press Esc to return to FDISK Options

208 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4424 05:49 [no]

                        Delete non-DOS Partition
Current fixed disk drive: 1
Partition  Status   Type    Volume Label  Mbytes   System   Usage
1 A NTFS 120489 31%
Total disk space is 120489 Mbytes (1 Mbyte = 1048576 bytes)
WARNING! Data in the deleted Non-DOS Partition will be lost.
What Non-DOS partition do you want to delete..? [1]
Do you wish to continue (Y/N).................? [Y]
Press Esc to return to FDISK Options

209 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4424 05:52 [no]

Partition Deleted
<Please restart your computer>

a:\>___

210 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4424 06:10 [no]

BEEP

211 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4424 06:28 [no]

WARNING: CPU fan speed too low.

212 Name: 1993-09-4424 08:33 [no]

213 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4424 12:18 [no]

214 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4424 12:21 [no]

215 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4424 13:46 [no]

216 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4424 18:27 [no]

217 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4424 19:07 [no]

What's up Dawg!

218 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4424 20:29 [no]

219 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4424 20:44 [no]

>>215
What is this? BEEP

220 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4424 21:29 [no]

>>219

It's where >>1 got his phrase from.

221 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4424 21:35 [no]

222 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4424 22:03 [no]

>...

does not compute

223 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4424 22:16 [no]

STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADIN,' Mr. Kotter

224 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4424 22:52 [no]

>>220
Obviously~
I want an explanation; who,what,when,where,how,why?
BEEP

225 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4424 23:31 [no]

>>224さん check out the link in >>215

226 Name: - 1993-09-4425 01:19 [no]

I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I cannot let you do that...

227 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4425 01:29 [no]

...

228 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4425 01:57 [no]

Okay, Dave, sorry, but what the fuck, mate?

229 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4425 02:17 [no]

DOES NOT COMPUTE

230 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4425 03:02 [no]

What are you doing, Dave?

231 Name: - 1993-09-4425 03:56 [no]

Stop, Dave. I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going...

232 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4425 06:02 [no]

Stop touching me, Dave.

233 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4425 06:06 [no]

BEEP

234 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4425 11:01 [no]

235 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4425 11:01 [no]

(Also stop trying to be cool and special and creative in this thread. This thread is all about "…" and "BEEP".)

BEEP

236 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4425 11:03 [no]

237 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4425 11:13 [no]

**...***

238 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4425 11:14 [no]

...

239 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4425 11:23 [no]

1010101100001101010101011110111010101000111001010101010101lol10111010001

240 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4425 11:24 [no]

241 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4425 11:28 [no]

BEEP

242 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4425 12:34 [no]

stop trying to be cool and special and creative in this thread
stop trying to be cool and special and creative
stop trying to be cool and special
stop trying to be cool
stop trying
stop
...
BEEP

Hello, Dr. Falken.
How about a nice game of chess?

243 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4425 12:37 [no]

244 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4425 12:44 [no]

245 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4425 14:13 [no]

...

246 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4425 14:28 [no]

BEEP

247 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4425 18:10 [no]

248 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4425 18:41 [no]

:\> GLOBAL THERMONUCLEAR WAR

249 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4425 19:09 [no]

Bad command or file name

250 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4425 19:51 [no]

251 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4425 20:25 [no]

...

252 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4425 21:09 [no]

BIIIIIP

253 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4426 01:21 [no]

254 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4426 02:11 [no]

...

255 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4426 06:20 [no]

BLIP

256 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4426 13:07 [no]

BURP

257 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4427 03:51 [no]

The following items were included in this shipment:
---------------------------------------------------------------------
Qty Item Price Shipped Subtotal
---------------------------------------------------------------------
1 How to Think Like a Computer $24.95 1 $24.95
1 Oldboy $8.49 1 $8.49

---------------------------------------------------------------------

           Item Subtotal:  $33.44
Shipping & Handling: $4.98
     Super Saver Discount $-4.98
                   Total:  $33.44

also, >>256GET is KAMI

258 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4427 06:35 [no]

Spyware has been detected on your computer!
Click here to be protected!

259 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4427 07:17 [no]

260 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4427 11:37 [no]

261 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4427 20:02 [no]

The FBI is right around the corner and they know about your porn! (Yes, even THAT one) Click here to cover your tracks or you could end up in jail for the next twenty years!

262 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4427 20:20 [no]

263 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4427 20:49 [no]

655360 bytes total conventional memory
655360 bytes available to MS-DOS
588944 largest executable program size

1048576 bytes total contiguous extended memory

  0 bytes available contiguous extended memory

941056 bytes available XMS memory

    MS-DOS resident in High Memory Area

264 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4427 20:50 [no]

Runtime error 200 at 030C:0091.

265 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4427 20:58 [no]

BEEP

266 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4427 21:00 [no]

Keyboard error!
Press F1 ro continue.

267 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4427 22:19 [no]

268 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4427 22:20 [no]

BEEP

269 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4428 13:12 [no]

'BEEP' is not recognized as an internal or external command,
operable program or batch file.

270 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4428 13:13 [no]

'...' is not recognized as an internal or external command,
operable program or batch file.

271 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4428 13:17 [no]

Text field too long. at /srv/http/4-ch.net/www/dqn/kareha.pl line 275.

272 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4428 13:35 [no]

273 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4428 16:37 [no]

BEEP

274 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4428 21:32 [no]

ID-10-T Error occurred between keyboard and chair. Please replace user and try again.

275 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4428 21:37 [no]

276 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4428 22:32 [no]

Tired of old joke error, press DEL274 and try again.

277 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4428 22:33 [no]

...

278 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4429 00:06 [no]

A55-H0-13 Error occurred between >>275 and >>277. Please replace poster and try again.

279 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4429 09:11 [no]

280 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4429 20:00 [no]

281 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4429 20:10 [no]

...

282 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4429 20:55 [no]

rm -rf /

283 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4429 22:30 [no]

exist /y

284 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4430 01:28 [no]

attrib -h -s -r c:\.
del c:\io.sys
del msdos.sys
del ntdetect.com
del ntldr

ctrl-alt-del

285 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4430 14:16 [no]

BEEP

286 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4430 14:32 [no]

………

287 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4430 19:19 [no]

Can the new anon-name be "beep" or something now?

288 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4430 19:32 [no]

289 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4430 23:49 [no]

COP KILLA
COP KILLA

WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

290 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4431 01:50 [no]

...

291 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4431 04:33 [no]

; nasm code for the most stable Operating System on earth!

cli ; CLear Interrupt flag
label1: jmp label1 ; do nothing in a loop

292 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4431 07:32 [no]

293 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4431 12:07 [no]

BEEP

295 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4431 21:36 [no]

Its Morse code. They're trying to tell us something.

296 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4431 21:52 [no]

・-・・ --- ・-・・

297 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4431 22:02 [no]

BEEP

298 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4431 22:31 [no]

……

299 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4432 00:53 [no]

-… ・ ・ ・--・

300 This post sucks.

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