STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADIN'
I AM A JAPANESE COMPUTER
Please, update me to Windows Vista, I'm tired of having Windows 98 on me still.
01010101 ON OFF ON OFF ON OFF ON OFF ON OFF ON OFF ON OFF ON OFF ON OFF ON OFF
I am a computer keyboard. I am so tired of being typed on by a fat ass geek that eats too many Cheetos and never washes his hands.
NURUPO
PLEASE ENTER PASSWORD:
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> BUTTS_
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PASSWORD ERROR
[0] ABORT
[1] RETRY
[2] I FORGOT THE PASSWORD
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PLEASE ENTER PASSWORD TO RECOVER PASSWORD:
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PASSWORD ERROR
WINBLOWS BLISTA
MICROSUCKS CORPORATION
LOADING______78%
WELCOME
SIGN IN AS PEDOBEAR
GUEST
>>GET OUT!
PEDOBEAR
Administrator
Password protected
Password _____________________________________
PEDOBEAR
Administrator
Password protected
Password ________Let's rape some lolis!______________
ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR
BEEEP
ERROR: NO TEXT CAN BE DISPLAYED.
CLICK OK
#!/usr/bin/sh
yes > /dev/null
Microshaft WInblows 98
YOU HAVE NOT USED THE KEYBOARD IN OVER THREE MINUTES. FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE, IT WAS SWITCHED OFF. TO RESTORE KEYBOARD FUNCTIONS, RESTART WINDOWS
[OK] [LEARN MORE]
oh god help me my java's malfunctioning
Preparing to delete all pornography. Press Ctrl-Meta-Shift-F12 to abort.
JAVA IS TAKING 100% OF YOUR CPU CYCLES TO PRODUCE A SIMPLE 3D MODEL. THE COMPUTER MAY NOT RESPOND FOR SEVERAL MINUTES, THIS IS NORMAL. DO NOT TURN OFF THE COMPUTER WHILE THIS IS TAKING PLACE OR SAVED DATA ON DRIVE "c:\" WILL BE ERASED.
Sorry, You did not type the right letters in the captcha.
Would you like me to kill you? Y/N
Did you stop the downloading yet?
I told you to!
The user will be derezzed.
end of line.
YOU HAVE BEEN FOUND TO HAVE BEEN VISITING SITES THAT CONTAIN CONTENT DEEMED FAGGOTRY BY THE MINGEBAG CORPORATION, ANONYMOUS, THE ARMY OF ANGRY WH40K PLAYERS AND THE INTERNETS. A VIRUS WAS FOUND. THE VIRUS IS YOU. DELETING. PURGE THE FAGGOT IOSHDFNUSIHSDNFB:FBSD:FDSHN:JKSBFKDFBJLSDFGBDLHFBLJDHF:SDHFKSDHFKSLFHSDKFHSDKOHNSA:HDNASKJ:DHASJKGDASLHDUASIPFHBUDIB CSDU:BF:LDBF:LIBFVLSDC NVDKLGVNJHGBLJGB D:LHFBD:JFBNS:KDJFB L EXTERMINATE ANNIHILATE DESTROY UIRHIUPFHJNUHPHP*(U{(HJPCHFIPUDSHFUIPHFDSUIFH(P_E_(UJ*(_UGFJIFHJIUPHUIPFHEIHUIPD*&FHDP_FHEP&*EHF&*E_RJIO{JDOI{FJIODJIOEDHFOSDFDKSJFHOSDGFHUHG{IHOI{HFUDHVS
Disconnected: Kicked and banned.
fuck you seeeed you know what is seed you old fucking shit
EOF
Cables have been cut
Southwest of Northeast somewhere
We are not amused.
[an error occurred while processing this directive]
THE PAGE YOU WERE LOOKING FOR WAS FOUND.
DO YOU WANT TO TRY AGAIN? Y/N
crap im an end-user i dont know how to deal with this stuff
CONGRATULATIONS! YOU WON A PRIZE!
CLICK HERE TO SEE WHAT YOU WON!
just reboot me and wait 10 seconds
Error: Success
fuck this im getting obonto
CP was here, Granny Smith is a fag.
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GZDoom Very Fatal Error
Microsoft Visual Basic
400
# apt-get install winword.exe
Reading package lists... Done
Building dependency tree
Reading state information... Done
E: Couldn't find package winword.exe
apt-get install OSX
$2000 not found.
Abort.
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BEE
I Talk!
I E-Mail!
I Browse!
I Search!
I Sing!
I Laugh!
I Download!
I Tell Facts!
I Schedule!
PREPARING TO SYNC FOLDER 'TOHOU SONGS' WITH 60GIG I-POD.
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ERROR: NOT ENOUGH SPACE.
ATTENTION
This room is fulfilled mit special electronische equippment. Fingergrabbing and pressing the cnoeppkes from the computers is allowed for die experts only! So all the “lefthanders” stay away and do not disturben the brainstorming von here working intelligencies. Otherwise you will be out thrown and kicked anderswhere!
Also: please keep still and only watchen astaunished the blinkenlights.
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I AM A DATABASE
I ONLY SPEAK ESS QUEUE ELL
I AM A DATABASE
COMMUNICATING THROUGH A SHELL
I AM A DATABASE
FREED FROM REDUNDANCY
BABY HAVE A TASTE AT ONE OF MY PRIMARY KEYS
HTTP://> 10 DOWNLOAD YOUTUBE.COM
DOWNLOADING... ============|100%
INSTALLING.... ============|100%
INSTALLATION SUCCESSFUL
ABORT
HTTP://> 20 █
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I AM A COMPUTER
READY
PRESS BUTTONS TO ENTER
ERROR
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ERROR
READY
ERROR
BOOP
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BAAP
The bandwidth or page view limit for this site has been exceeded and the page cannot be viewed at this time. Once the site is below the limit, it will once again begin serving as normal.
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YOU ARE RUNNING OUT OF HARD DRIVE SPACE, PLEASE DELETE SOME SHIT
Kernel Panic.
You need to restart your computer. Hold down the Power button for several seconds or press the Restart button.
Error: Error: PGError: ERROR: invalid byte sequence for encoding "UTF8": 0xa3 HINT: This error can also happen if the byte sequence does not match the encoding expected by the server, which is controlled by "client_encoding". : SELECT post_count FROM tags WHERE name = E' M��M'
Aug 02 13:40:06 launchd: ioctl(SIOCAIFADDR ipv6): File exists
kern.maxvnode: 3072 -> 2500
Creating RAM Disk for /Volumes
disk2: 1024 sectors in 1 cylinders of 16 tracks, 32 sectors
0.5MB in 1 cyl groups (16 c/g, 4.00MB/g, 128 i/g)
super-block backups (for fsck -b #) at:
32,
Creating RAM Disk for /var/tmp
Warning: 256 sector(s) in last cylinder unallocated
disk3: 256 sectors in 2 cylinders of 16 tracks, 32 sectors
0.1MB in 1 cyl groups (16 c/g, 4.00MB/g, 32 i/g)
super-block backups (for fsck -b #) at:
32,
Creating RAM Disk for /var/run
Warning: 256 sector(s) in last cylinder unallocated
disk4: 256 sectors in 2 cylinders of 16 tracks, 32 sectors
0.1MB in 1 cyl groups (16 c/g, 4.00MB/g, 32 i/g)
super-block backups (for fsck -b #) at:
32,
Aug 02 13:40:10 localhost lookupd[38]: Can't load /System/Library/PrivateFrameworks/NetInfo.framework/Resources/lookupd/Agents/DS.bundle/DS
Your laptop is frozen. Enjoy unscrewing the battery compartment.
Your laptop is frozen. Please slide open your battery compartment.
function gram_t() {
var its_t = Math.floor(Math.random()*2);
var and_so = "";
if(its_t == 0) {and_so = vowel() + gram_f()}
if(its_t == 1) {and_so = vowel() + gram_e() + "e"}
return and_so;
}
function gram_u() {
var in_my_car = ["er", "ish", "ly", "en", "ing", "ness", "ment", "able", "ive"];
var its_u = Math.floor(Math.random()*9);
return in_my_car[its_u];
}
function gram_c() {
var offseason = "s" + gram_p();
var cruise = gram_r() + "r";
var hot_weather = gram_l() + "l";
var about_the_money = ["b", "c", "ch", "d", "f", "g", "h", "j", "k", "l", "m", "n", "p", "qu", "r", "s", "sh", "t", "th", "v", "w", "y", offseason, cruise, hot_weather];
this thread makes me tits hurt.
(am I cool yet?)
999GET
Hi, I'm a Mac. Everything is fine. I love you.
Hi, I'm a Mac. I can't do concurrent processing correctly, so here's a spinning beach ball instead.
Hi, I'm a really good Mac, I've yet to show my user any beach balls
999GET
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