I'M A COMPUTER (999)

1 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 08:10 [no]

STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADIN'

601 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4485 15:35 [no]

rm: /usr/home/liberals/: Permission denied
captobv:/home/bush% _

602 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4486 04:14 [no]

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603 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4486 05:17 [no] 

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
 EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
 EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
 EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
 EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
 EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

604 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4489 05:07 [no]

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605 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4489 18:23 [no]

You people really make me slick.

606 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4492 23:40 [no]

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607 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4493 06:12 [no]

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608 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4504 20:43 [no]

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609 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4506 22:11 [no]

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610 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4511 22:03 [no]

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611 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4511 23:42 [no]

PRES BUTAN

612 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4512 02:59 [no]

BEEP

613 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4512 03:15 [no]

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614 Name: MODD 1993-09-4512 22:52 [no]

>>613 is banned for using repetetive colloqualisms.

615 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4515 03:53 [no]

BEEP

616 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4521 19:11 [no]

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617 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4522 01:27 [no]

………………

618 Name: Captain Oblivious 1993-09-4524 05:45 [no]

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619 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4568 00:20

BEEP

620 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4568 02:31

stop

621 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4568 13:47

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622 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4569 04:09

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623 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4569 05:25

DATA ERROR: CYCLE REDUNDANCY CHECK

624 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 02:34 

BEEP

625 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 02:35

Your computer is HAL.

626 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 14:49

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627 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 16:02

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628 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 18:54

BEEP

629 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 21:55

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630 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4572 14:31

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631 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4572 14:32

BEEP

632 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4572 14:33

( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...

( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) BEEP

633 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4572 16:32

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) MEETTENS!

634 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4573 04:53

ATTENTION: This THREAD is approaching 1000. Hard drive failure imminent.

A)bort, R)etry, C)atch fire?

anonybutt@DQN$

635 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4573 11:42

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636 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4573 14:51

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637 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4573 14:57

Guru Meditation #00000005.00C13870

638 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4573 15:37

BEEP

639 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4574 12:42

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640 Name: Real Computer : 1993-09-4576 03:06

01001001 01100110 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01110010 01100101 01100001 01101100 01101100 01111001 00100000 01100001 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101101 01110000 01110101 01110100 01100101 01110010 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110011 01101000 01101111 01110101 01101100 01100100 00100000 01110100 01100001 01101100 01101011 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001

http://nickciske.com/tools/binary.php

641 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 03:08

>>640

01111001 01100101 01110011 00101100 00100000 01100010 01110101 01110100 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110100 00100000 01100001 00100000 01101100 01100001 01101110 01100111 01110101 01100001 01100111 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01101000 01110101 01101101 01100001 01101110 01110011 00100000 01100011 01100001 01101110 00100000 01110101 01110011 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101101 01110101 01101110 01101001 01100011 01100001 01110100 01100101 00100000 01110111 01101001 01110100 01101000 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101101 01110000 01110101 01110100 01100101 01110010 01110011 00100000 01101001 01101110 00101110

642 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 03:14

01110111 01101000 01101111 00100000 01100011 01100001 01110010 01100101 01110011 00111111 00100000

643 Name: -_- : 1993-09-4576 03:17

01000010 01100101 01100101 01110000 00100000

644 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 19:59

BEEP

645 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 21:54

-... . . .--. .-.-.-

646 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4608 19:50

legion

647 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4609 21:41

alt.binaries.mozart.rules

648 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4610 11:34 

BEEP

649 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4611 21:38

BIIP

650 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4612 00:36

http://%42%45%45%50/

651 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4612 09:51

<Computer say> Honey, I will back

<@-> Abort Abort Abort Abort Abort

<Computer say> MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

<@-> No comments

652 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4612 12:20

BEEP BEEP BIP BIP BEEP BEEP BEEP BIP BEEP BEEP BEEP BIP BIP BIP BIP BEEP BEEP BIP BIP BEEP BEEP BEEP BIP BIP BIP BIP

653 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4612 13:02

BEEP

BOOP

BOOB

(´・ω・)つ(・(・Kneading boobs

654 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4612 13:22

I'M A COMPUTER. STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADIN'

655 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4613 08:56

>>654 pr0n too? :-(

Grrrrrrrr BIP

656 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4613 13:12

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657 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4613 23:01

<@-@> BEEP

658 Name: My sentences : 1993-09-4615 06:49

You took my sentences, and I want them back.

659 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4688 19:46

660 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4688 20:59

660GET

661 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4689 07:07

INSERT COIN

662 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4689 13:40

　C=======================================3

663 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4689 13:43

MY SPRING IS RUNNING DOWN... PLEASE REWIND IMMEDIATELY OR SAVE YOUR DOCUMENTS.

664 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4689 13:43

MY SPRING IS RUNNING DOWN... PLEASE WIND IMMEDIATELY OR SAVE YOUR DOCUMENTS.

665 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4689 13:54

665GET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!11!!!!!!!ONE!!!!EXCLAMATION MARK~!!!ONE!!!!ELEVEN!!~~!!!TILDE!!!

666 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4689 14:11

Where do you want to go today?

667 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4689 16:40

>>666
www.gaiaonline.com

668 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4692 22:18

01001001001001110100110100100000010000010010000001000011010011110100110101010000010101010101010001000101010100100000110100001010010100110101010001001111010100000010000001000001010011000100110000100000010101000100100001000101001000000100010001001111010101110100111001001100010011110100000101000100010010010100111000100111

669 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4693 00:37

...

670 Name: NotTripcodeAnymore!PYZX54X2L. : 1993-09-4696 19:45

...Beep?

671 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4700 02:03

Hey, where did ya go? I'm a COMPUTER baby, so why don't cha rape me?

672 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4700 06:31

beep bepp beep bep bep

673 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4700 07:28

　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　,､､､
　　　　　　　　　　　　　 ∧＿∧　　〔＾＾〕that would be enough！
　　　　　 　　 　 　 　 _,（ ﾟωﾟ ）⌒ i　 |
　　　　　　　　　　（⌒　ー　　一 ｒ.、!　 〉
　　　　　　　　　　 ヽ弋 。 人 。　イ（` ー'
　　　　　　　　　　　〔勿＼　　　　　ヽ
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 ）　 ｒ⌒丶 ）
　　　　　　　　　　　　　／　　 !　　|'´
　　　　　　　　　　　 ／　　 ／|　　|∥　slam
　 　 　　　　　　　　（ 　 　く　　!　 ||∥　 slam
　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 ＼　　i 　 | ∥|∥|Λ＿Λ
　　　　　　　　　　　　,__>　 ヽヽ从/∩（；　　　）beep?
　　　　　　　　　　　　　⊂⌒从/ ゝ＿＿＿ノ

674 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4700 18:57

GURU MEDITATION

675 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4705 08:30

tanasinn

676 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4706 04:00

.....

BEEP

677 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4706 13:47

01000010010001010100010101010000

678 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4711 01:44

BEEP

679 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4711 02:25

doot.

680 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4711 08:51

Hi I'm a Mac

681 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4711 16:54

And I'm a PC.

682 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4711 17:05

And I'm GNU/Linux.

This post copyright (c) 2006 ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃
Permission is granted to copy, distribute and/or modify this post under the terms of the GNU Free Documentation License, Version 1.2 or any later version published by the Free Software Foundation; with no Invariant Sections, no Front-Cover Texts, and no Back-Cover Texts. A copy of the license is included in the section entitled "GNU Free Documentation License". Alternatively, you may download the GNU Free Documentation License at the URL http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/fdl.html

683 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4712 01:16

boop boop beeeeeeeep EHAAAAAA EAHHHHHHHH EHAAAAAAAAAA dodoopdo BAAAAAAAAAAAAA DEEDODEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BEEEEEP Doot. I'm connecting to the internet with dial up.

684 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4718 22:12

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685 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4718 22:16

BEEP

686 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4718 22:36

BOOPITY BEEP BEEP CLUNK

687 Name: Spicay : 1993-09-4719 02:04

Windows Error

LAWLZ! I BSODed you!

688 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4719 02:08

I'm a ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)!
Cool, right?

689 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4719 02:40

LIEK ZOMG CRASHHHH!#@!%#

690 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4722 03:01

READ : I AM A FUCKTARD

691 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4912 03:19

BEEP

692 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4912 03:20

BEEP

693 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4912 03:20

BEEP

694 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4912 03:21

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695 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4912 03:21

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696 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4912 03:22

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697 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4912 03:22

BEEP

698 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4912 03:23

...

699 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4912 03:23

beep

700 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4912 03:25

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