I'M A COMPUTER (999)

1 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 08:10 [no]

STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADIN'

401 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4448 13:09 [no]

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402 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4450 16:00 [no]

Deleting partition...

403 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4450 16:11 [no]

<computer say#@>:- 'Deleting partition' is not found

<#@>:- why?

<computer say#@>:- it was kidnapped

<#@>:-...

404 Name: *F.. ..F*Kߥ*tl;dr*F.. ..F*Kߥ*!TLDRwjAlhI 1993-09-4450 18:41 [no]

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405 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4450 20:56 [no]

Downloading File: Porno.jpg
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still 5 days to go...

406 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4451 03:33 [no]

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407 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4451 03:33 [no]

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408 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4451 03:33 [no]

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409 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4451 03:34 [no]

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410 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4451 03:34 [no]

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411 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4451 03:34 [no]

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413 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4451 03:35 [no]

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414 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4451 03:35 [no]

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415 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4451 03:35 [no]

BEEP

416 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4451 04:30 [no]

LF
LF
LF
LF
LF
LF

417 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4451 06:27 [no]

CRLF

418 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4451 09:57 [no]

<computer say#@>:- doo wa doowa dubidu du

<#@>:- good song

<computer say#@>:- i am sinatra

<#@>:- sure, and I the queen of England

<computer say#@>:- ...

419 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4452 13:21 [no]

BEEP

420 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4452 15:57 [no]

<computer say#@>:- - ..·L·..·L·..squish squish> (right)

<computer say#@>:- <squish squish..·L·..·L·. (left)

<computer say#@>:- |..·|Flap|·..| (up)

<computer say#@>:- |··.|Flap|.··| (down)

<#@>:- What's going on?

<computer say#@>:- Clear windows (^_^)

<#@>:- ...

421 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4452 18:49 [no]

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COO pulls power cord of COMPUTER

422 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4452 18:50 [no]

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL disables the power supply

423 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4452 18:51 [no]

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL destroyes the generator

424 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4452 18:52 [no]

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL burns the fucking old computer

425 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4452 18:53 [no]

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL destroyes the cold fisuon generator that other posters will think that will save the old computer.

426 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4452 18:54 [no]

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL destroyes the sun just in case

427 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4452 18:55 [no]

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL has killed this thread. finally

428 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4452 19:31 [no]

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429 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4452 19:32 [no]

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430 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4452 19:32 [no]

BEEP

431 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4452 20:00 [no]

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432 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4453 03:19 [no]

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433 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4453 03:41 [no]

ROM BASIC not loaded

434 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4453 04:03 [no]

nurupo

435 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4453 09:46 [no]

Operating System not Operating

436 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4453 13:01 [no]

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437 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4453 23:57 [no]

BEEEEP

438 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4454 00:07 [no]

439 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4454 02:23 [no]

Error: list index out of range.

440 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4454 12:34 [no]

Life has encountered an error and needs to close.

[Don't send] [Send]

441 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4454 12:35 [no]

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442 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4454 20:13 [no]

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443 Name: W.T.Snacks 1993-09-4455 12:44 [no]

...

444 Name: W.T.Snacks 1993-09-4455 12:46 [no]

BEEP

445 Name: W.T.Snacks 1993-09-4455 20:22 [no]

Insert Disk 2 then press any key to continue.

446 Name: W.T.Snacks 1993-09-4455 21:03 [no]

i2c_adapter i2c-0: sendbytes: error - bailout.
msp34xx: I/O error #1 (read 0x12/0x18)

447 Name: W.T.Snacks 1993-09-4455 21:14 [no]

ln 53c7,8xx.scr fake.c
gcc -D__KERNEL__ -I/usr/src/linux/include -E -DCHIP=810 fake.c | grep -v ^# | perl
script_asm.pl
fake.c:55: unterminated character constant
fake.c:70: unterminated character constant
fake.c:192: unterminated character constant
fake.c:238: unterminated character constant
fake.c:368: unterminated character constant
fake.c:545: unterminated character constant
fake.c:570: unterminated character constant
fake.c:587: unterminated character constant
fake.c:794: unterminated character constant
fake.c:837: unterminated character constant
fake.c:906: unterminated character constant
fake.c:995: unterminated character constant
fake.c:996: unterminated character constant
/bin/sh: perl: command not found
grep: writing output: Broken pipe
grep: writing output: Broken pipe
make[2]: *** [53c8xx_d.h] Error 127
make[2]: Leaving directory `/usr/src/linux/drivers/scsi'
make[1]: *** [driversubdirs] Error 2
make[1]: Leaving directory `/usr/src/linux/drivers'
make: *** [linuxsubdirs] Error 2

448 Name: W.T.Snacks 1993-09-4455 22:55 [no]

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449 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4457 12:34 [no]

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450 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 08:19 [no]

ERROR: Cyclic Redundancy Check failed!

451 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 13:21 [no]

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452 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4463 00:44 [no]

I love my computer, you're always in the mood,
I get so turned on,
when I turn on you.

BEEP!

453 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4463 04:33 [no]

BEEP! CORE DUMP - 220 PAGES

454 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4463 20:27 [no]

dd if=/dev/hda1 of=/dev/null

455 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4463 22:06 [no]

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456 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4464 04:48 [no]

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457 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4464 04:50 [no]

Kernel panic: Out of memory and no killable processes...

458 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4464 11:38 [no]

...

459 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4465 01:26 [no]

Out of Memory, System Halted.

460 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4465 12:04 [no]

..

461 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4465 22:25 [no]

BEEP

462 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4466 00:53 [no]

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463 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4466 02:00 [no]

Unable to connect to server.

464 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4466 02:37 [no]

Oh no, SQL is down!

465 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4466 16:36 [no]

The following steps of the repair operation failed:
@Purging the DNS Resolver cache.
@
Please contact your network administrator or ISP.

466 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4466 21:23 [no]

Connection has limited or no connectivity.

Recieved: 0 Sent: 142

[Repair]

467 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4467 03:27 [no]

rm -rf /

468 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4467 03:53 [no]

The directory "/" was not found on this server.

469 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4467 16:12 [no]

Return Code: 404, Stop!

470 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4467 20:26 [no]

press F5 to refresh or try again later.

471 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 08:22 [no]

Return Code: 404, Stop!

472 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 10:10 [no]

Microsoft OLE DB Provider for ODBC Drivers -2147217871: [Microsoft][ODBC SQL Server Driver]Timeout expired

473 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 11:53 [no]

Phoenix - AwardBIOS v6.00PG, An Energy Star Ally
Copyright (C) 1984-2005, Phoenix Technologies, LTD
Z4861 03/21/2005
Main Processor: DQN III (TM) 64 Processor 4200+
Memory Testing: 4194304 OK
Memory Information: DDR 400 Dual Channel, 128-bit
Primary Master: DQN426000A 6.03
Primary Slave: None
Secondary Master: _DVD-RW_D102 1.10
Secondary Slave: None
Pres DEL to enter SETUP
03/21/2005 - z4861-6B24CPACC-00

474 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 13:00 [no]

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475 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 13:00 [no]

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476 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 13:00 [no]

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477 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 13:00 [no]

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478 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 13:00 [no]

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479 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 13:00 [no]

BEEP

480 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 13:00 [no]

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481 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 13:01 [no]

BEEP

482 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 13:33 [no]

...

483 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 15:18 [no]

Vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.............

484 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 15:18 [no]

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485 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 15:18 [no]

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486 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 15:18 [no]

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487 This post sucks.

488 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 15:28 [no]

GRUB  version 0.91  (638K lower/ 130048K upper memory)  
+------------------------------------------------------------+
| Microsoft Windows (r) XP Professional |
| Gentoo Linux 2.6.15-rc2-xtreme1 root@ricebox |
| Mac Os X for x86 Leaked 10.4.1 |
| |
| |
+------------------------------------------------------------+
Use the and keys to select which entry is highlighted.
Press enter to boot the selected OS, 'e' to edit the
commands before booting, or 'c' for a command-line.
The highlighted entry will be booted automatically in 10 seconds.

489 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 15:28 [no]

 The highlighted entry will be booted automatically in 5 seconds.

490 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 15:29 [no]

Booting default......

491 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 15:32 [no]

``` WECLOME 2 LUNIX OPTIMIZED GENTOO (stage 1) ```

login: root
passwd:

root@ricebox (`) # _

492 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 17:35 [no]

root@ricefag (~) # emerge -p world | wc
2054
root@ricefag (~) # _

493 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 17:48 [no]

494 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 18:42 [no]

Disk full!
Start deleting files at random to make space?
YES/no (...assuming YES in 5 seconds)
4
3
2
1
0
Deleting...
Done, disk empty.
System files not found!
== Please insert Operating System disk ==

495 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 23:36 [no]

Windows 3.11 for workgoups
Copyright (C) Microsoft Corporation 1985-1992
Disk 1
Initializing setup........

496 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 23:36 [no]

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497 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4468 23:37 [no]

Windows Setup
==============
Welcome to Setup.
The setup program for Windows 3.1 prepares Windows
to run on your computer.
To learn more about Windows setup before continuing, press F1
To set up Windows now, press ENTER
To quit Setup without installing Windows, press F3

498 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 10:03 [no]

...............................
...............................
...............................
...............................
...............................
...............................OK!
Please insert Disk 2 then press ENTER...

499 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 11:56 [no]

500 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 12:12 [no]

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