I'M A COMPUTER (999)

1 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4419 08:10 [no]

STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADIN'

801 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5349 01:12

Square wave noises

802 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5349 01:12

sine wave noises

803 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5349 01:12

Delta wave noises

804 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5349 01:13

Sawtooth wave noises

805 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5349 01:13

white noise

806 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5349 02:38

>>801
YAOI GET

807 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5349 04:03

GURU MEDITATIOn

808 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5349 08:26

OUM

809 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5349 10:13

This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down.
If the problem persists, contact the program vendor.

810 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5351 23:17

[an error occurred while processing this directive]

811 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5352 01:10

500 Internal Server Error

812 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5352 17:34

404 File not found

813 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5352 18:06

200 OK

814 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5353 03:08

You have been g-lined

815 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5355 20:40

BEEP

816 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5355 20:41

403 FORBIDDEN

ah ah ahhhh
you didn't say the magic word

ah ah ahhhh
ah ah ahhhh
ah ah ahhhh

817 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5355 22:12

I click! I click!

818 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5356 09:36

TRON IS NOT UNIX.

819 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5356 15:09

IT HAS JISSHIN/KASHIN MODEL

820 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5356 16:37

100 INVALID WEB 5.0 PROTOCAULIFLOWER

821 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5356 17:27

++++OUT OF CHEESE ERROR REDO FROM START++++

822 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5356 21:59

204 NO CONTENT

823 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5357 02:27

END OF LINE

824 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5357 02:30

BSOD

825 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5357 09:07

>>821
ENYORON

826 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5361 22:44

DSFARGEGKJLDSFHEWIPSYRUEW*(SJKLJFHWEYWQASHIOJWEISEWIFYDWEUDJEWTJRQ#U(Y#E&TY%R$EW*&^#$W*&RYEHIDGHIDUGEA*(YFHEOrh*TYGUGYTIRHYIEWHYWITY#$&RYWIEUHIUGUIIHUYGUIDGUEFUROEGWTGRDEI GRYT&$#YR$*&YFR NO CARRIER.

827 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5363 05:42

The RapidShare Happy Hours are active right now. Have fun!

828 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5363 14:24

(450) Retransmission error: Someone is playing lasso with the network cables

829 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5363 17:08

FORK BOMBS ARE FEATURES NOT BUGS

830 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5365 21:16

420 Error, Verizon tech support smokes too much pot to care about you.

831 Name: A Panda : 1993-09-5366 23:05

Firefox - Restore Previous SessionYour last Firefox session closed unexpectedly. You can restore the tabs and windows from your previous session, or start a new session if you think the problem was related to a page you were viewing.

832 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5367 03:11

Look at it this way.

On most browsers, you can bring up your browsing history by pressing Control-H. (No, this is not going to become a discussion of werecows.) On Firefox, this brings up a sidebar that shows up on the left side of the window. If you put your mouse over the edge of the sidebar, the cursor will turn into a different kind of arrow. By clicking and dragging it, you can move the edge of the sidebar back and forth. You are, to put it another way, manipulating the border between the normal window and the history window. By moving the mouse, you can increase the portion of the window devoted to either part. In a more extreme view of this situation, you're increasing or decreasing the amount of existence the sidebar has.

Now, let's apply this idea to something more abstract. Look out your window. If you don't live in a highly urbanized area, you should be able to see the horizon. Think of this as the border between the land and the sky. The land and sky are obviously distinguishable thanks to this boundary. Now, if you were to "drag" the sash between the sky and the land, or to manipulate the border between land and sky, you would end up causing the sky to become larger and the land to become smaller, or vice versa. An effect of this might be to cause something that was just on the ground to suddenly be hundreds of feet in the air. Truly a frightening situation to be in. So, look at it this way - manipulating the border between two physical things shifts whatever balance there is in the interaction between those things. Alternatively, by manipulating the border between two things, you can change the manner in which they exist.

Still, this isn't that abstract, since it's still dealing with real things in the real world. Many believe that in this world, there are those things that are true, and those that obviously aren't. This divides reality into two extremes: truth and falsehood. But, since we have two extremes, logically one can imagine a boundary between those two extremes - the border between truth and lies. If one were to manipulate this border, suddenly things that were pure fantasy (flying pigs, for the sake of argument) have become reality - or things from reality have ceased to exist. This is how Yukari is said to have invaded the moon - by manipulating the border between truth and lies, as applied to the reflection of the moon on a pond, she was able to make the reflection of the moon into a manifestation of the actual moon, and so send her youkai army onto it. This is what's truly amazing about Yukari's power - the ability to manipulate the border between completely abstract concepts allows her to fundamentally change reality as we know it (at least in terms of two abstract concepts).

833 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5367 03:15

um, beep

834 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5367 12:34

An eep!

835 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5368 21:40

dd if=/dev/random of=/dev/dsp

836 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5369 21:11

cash advance michigan

837 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5370 14:11

What's the deal with computers anyway?

838 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5370 17:46

BEEP

839 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5373 13:08

DEAD PIXELS OH TEH NOESZ

840 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5378 23:56

҉

841 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5379 10:33

...

842 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5379 10:33

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843 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5379 10:33

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844 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5379 10:33

BEEP

845 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5379 11:38

CD\

846 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5379 12:01

STOP HACKING ME, DAMNIT!

847 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5379 12:55

I hax ur anus

848 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5379 19:39

i tuch ur butt

849 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5381 06:34

Whoever told you to click here is a mean person. Please tell them off.

850 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5381 16:39

I have a big porn collection.

851 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5381 17:38

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853 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5381 17:38

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854 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5381 17:38

BEEP

855 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 07:32

Disk Boot Error. Mittens not found

856 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5382 09:28

cum stains everywhere!

857 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5387 08:54

mailto:sage

858 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5388 00:45

Error! This computer does not have a Panda language pack.

859 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5390 19:53

nurupo

860 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5397 03:46

1

861 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5397 05:10

THE FOLLOWING ACTION WILL FOLLOW IN 3....2....

862 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5397 05:10

THE FOLLOWING ACTION HAS FOLLOWED

863 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5397 06:09

BEEP

864 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5414 17:30 

#define ERROR_SUCCESS                    0L

865 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5414 22:18

Download your file without security questions. Have Fun!

866 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5414 23:17

THE CYAN HELKARAXE IS INERT.

867 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5414 23:42

downgrade to firefox 3 complete at eighteen hunder hours

868 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5414 23:44

DEPLOY CARD COOLING
OFFLOAD ALL TRANSFER 1..100%
REINSTALL
RELOAD ALL TRANSFER 1..100%
OK.

869 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5416 05:14

01001001001000000110100001100001011110000110010101100100001000000111100101101111011101010111001000100000011011010110111101101101

870 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5416 05:16

Steam Update:

your mom is now available!

871 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5416 05:41

Welcome to Windows ME!

872 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5416 14:35

Windows has closed (Because it was getting cold in my room)
Linux is dead (Because of the penguin hunting)
Apple has been eaten (Because I was hungry)

Is there any OS left?

873 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5416 14:38

Haiku

874 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5416 19:20

I'm a computer
Stop all the downloadin', fool
Porkchop sandwiches.

875 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5418 06:26

....KENEDDY

876 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5418 12:11

>>872
freebsd

877 Name: Durandal!!iUIb/DSJ : 1993-09-5419 06:29

>>872
I can't fucking believe I'm saying this. BeOS.

878 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 08:14

>>877 BeOS is dead for real.

879 Name: Durandal!!iUIb/DSJ : 1993-09-5419 11:06

>>878
Lol.

http://littlebluerodent.tripod.com/MIDI/Modern_hardware.htm

CHECK IT BIYATCH

also not mah writing

880 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5419 16:58

>>878 AMIGA OS is

881 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5420 00:36

The server is currently overloaded. Try searching Google.
This page will automatically refresh in one minute.

882 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5420 00:39

this thread is over 1000 days old!

883 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5420 00:40

LETS GET TO 1000 (days)

884 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5420 00:46

...

885 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5420 00:46

...

886 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5420 00:46

BEEP

887 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5420 00:59

STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADIN'

888 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5422 02:55

Your download is complete:
Brokeback_Mountain_(Complete_DVD).mpg

889 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5422 04:44

beep

890 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5422 08:23 

                     Avast Antivirus
                       CAUTION
                 A virus has been detected

891 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5422 18:24

DVD KILL

892 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5423 09:18

calculate calculate calculate

893 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5425 08:01

consensual hex in the missionary possition with intent to post.

894 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5425 16:58 

Cables have been cut
Southwest of Northeast somewhere
We are not amused.

895 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5425 16:58 

Server's poor response
Not quick enough for browser.
Timed out, plum blossom.

896 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5425 17:14

PLEASE PUT MORE SEA PEE ON MEE

897 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5425 18:07

Blackout! The PC is not properly shuts down!

898 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5426 01:37

Hey computar, do 4!
Alrght, now x! it again.
x! it again...
again....................................
again..................................................................................................................................................................

899 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5426 09:22

BEEP

900 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5426 09:23

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